50 Of The Best Conversations People Overheard In L.A. And Decided They Were Too Good Not To Share

Aww that is sweet

BurN!

That is an old joke, but still a good one!

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Not wrong

Oh that's a good one. Wouldn't work now but still funny.

The penny dropped

I compromised and grew up to be a basket case.

I can see why the hostess would say that.

In my town there was a big scandal because a school educator was found on OF. The big question was: who discovered her?

True! Can verify. First, I cut him off. Then cut my hair off.

On today's episode on 'How to spot a Maga?'

Good one, I might use this in future

I like this kiddo's way of thinking!

Must be a chocolate labrador...

Hahaha that's cute!

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Snort-laugh!

Fair enough.

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I wouldn't want that job, it just seems like too much work to milk an oat. 😂😂

Simple commands are the best

You tell him, kid.

DiCaprio?

I read the blocked out word as "buddy" I think there's something wrong with me

"Ex" is not short for "exclusively still yours".

How many interactions do you think the poor cashier had at this point?

Good point.

They hit the "Total" button on the register.

Good for the mom

Me too kid , we too.

I remember working in a garage ~1974, and the older mechanics (WWII vets) HATED us. I heard "youth is wasted on the young" at least once per week per mechanic. Another was "buy your books and send you to school, what did you do, chew the covers?" It was not a pleasant experience, we couldn't walk away from the situation. When I got my chance to get into a factory, I JUMPED.

Geez. Mine was no cold cut meats, no sushi, only tylenol, limit caffeine, oh here is gestational diabetes and a thyroid disorder for life as a bonus! I adore my children so please dont come at me. The list is actually WAYyyyylonger and yet i would happily go thru it all over. Love them unconditionally, would die for them.

Take it as a compliment 😉

Sweet Burn!

Sucks that she's working at 70. Welcome to America.

thats true love

Works for me

Isn't there a like, Colorado 31 where they're somewhere in the middle?

Waddly cold bird! I love that

Sugar is addicting ;)

When i don't know how to say i point to the menu. Ive done it in Paris, because i didn t want to ofend nobody Mama.

I very much relate! 😁

Hi Rich-ard

I learned this as a tick to help remember names when I meet people. (repeat name out load and make an association) Has never worked for me except to make me think things like "I know that girl I think. She likes cheese a lot, right?"

Oh no honey, abandon ship. Alcohol has too many calories to waste em on that ahole.

Yes.

If you're spending a fortune on coconut water you probably need one.

This sounds like a way to avoid working on your own issues tbh.

Depending on from where this person was traveling from, didn't have roaming. More often than not, in those cases you depend on wifi so texting in this context could mean from any messaging platform like Whatsapp.

That would be awesome!

Who's acting like the adult here? LOL.

Yes, that really did have to be re-learned

the kind of confidence i wish i had

I had to google seitan. I didn't know they made a thing that was literally just gluten, but then I wouldn't since I can't eat it.

IEar works for me!

I wonder how many things I kept secret just because I forgot or I didn't socialise...

Fantastic

Yeah, your phone is listening...

Omg they overheard a conversation with either an emo kid or Batman.

TIL. Zombied vs. Ghosted.

LOL, that's a good one.

I wish more people knew the difference between a wind mill and a wind turbine