People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories

My family woulda launched themselves at the dude and beaten him within an inch of his life for kicking one of our dogs.

F****r, who ki[k]s a kind dog?! 🤬😾 edit: kiks, not kids..

There's a special place in Hell for people who behave like this. Bastard.

He deserved more

I'd have still pressed charges against him for animal abuse.

Ever since I found out that road rage existed, I've always been scared of people like this. He had it coming.

I was crossing the street with my dog once, and I had the right of way. A car comes along, slows down for a few feet and then slams the gas again, causing me to jump into the air. But while in-jump i registerer that 1, im too stubborn for this s**t 2 Im with my jumpy dog and this will not be a good experience for her and 3 I Do have the green light. So I pull in my already jumping extended leg mid air, and after doing a redicolous half jump I just stop and store at them until my lights changed yellow 😅 my dog didnt notice much, but Im often jumping around for fun

Several years ago I was driving home from my then boyfriend's house. This one car cut me off and I had to beep. A couple minutes later that dingbat cut me off again. Beep! Seconds later a police car gave him (or her) the Blue Light Special.

When people honk at me to cross faster, I slow down and take my time. I'm a fast walker and if they can't wait 5 seconds, they'll have to wait 15.

Was crossing the road on my way home from work one night. One car turned in front of me and then I started to cross. Second car turned, almost hit me, didn’t notice the police car behind me. Guess who go pulled over as I finished crossing the street. There was finally a cop when you needed one

Oh no! I'm the sort of person who stops and " rescues" snails by moving them to the side of the path. I've honestly been late for work doing this. This total git fully deserved the pootastrophe

I saw some ahole do something similar. walked up and tried to kick this poor black and white cat. Got about 2 feet away and the skunk sprayed the living hell out of him!

Nah nah nah nah boo boo, stick you shoe in doo doo!

Is "snail" and "slug" being used interchangeably here? Because I can't see confusing a snail (w/shell) with a turd.

good.

Sadly not all abused woman behave like that. When I was a bouncer I was throwing a dude out because he had hit his wife, she was on the floor crying a bleeding. As I was "escorting him to the door" she tried to smash a glass on my head. Missed, hit my shoulder, The glass broke and cut my suit and cut my shoulder. Nothing serious but still.....

That would be a b***h-slapping then!

Sometimes, a bouncer is the closest we get to a real super hero

That would've been sooo satisfying to see

I wish I could have witnessed this

Everytime I see someone in a car like this, I whisper "Sorry for your micropeniš".

Bonus points if you waved or gave a thumbs up

Cars modified to skim the tarmac are called lowriders. Knowledgeable lowrider drivers know better. The music group WAR performed a neat ditty about them: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DBsrqKE1iqqo&ved=2ahUKEwiaif_knsuIAxU1hIkEHbruChgQyCl6BAglEAQ&usg=AOvVaw3jRj0ZaZJYvEIo_YFQ1JKr

Great!

In English it's called "tiny d**k energy"

Husband and I had a big fight, my cat went and did a massive poop on his pants. Cat had never, ever had an accident - he 100% did it on purpose.

Remember, folks, to be kind and fair or the chicken of karma will s**t in your shoes.

Friend of mine did that to her dad's slippers after she'd had a particularly stern telling off - and that was definitely one purpose!

I used to have a cat that did that with Dad's work bag. When my Dad was bring a prick and being shouty he'd wake up to a lovely turd in his bag. Only on those occasions.

I adore chickens!!! I've dreamed of getting Seramas for freaking ever. I once tried a plant based chicken substitute and thew up big time. I can't even eat fake chicken because I feel like a cannibal. Chickens are people too!🥰😘❤️

Nice car-ma for once! 👍

I want more feel-good ones!!!! this was so refreshing

I've had people at the Tim Horton's Drive Thru pay for my order after letting them in before.

CARma!

I can feel this joy in every single pore xD I am always happy to let people with less groceries in the line before me, but as soon as someone feels entitled to this, I get sour!

Love that!