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Hi there Pandas! I am a sarcastic aroace girls who loves to surf the internet and go down rabbit holes. I come here every day to entertain myself and also because I have nothing else to do.

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Emo Sloth • commented on a post 1 year ago

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts To Spark Your Curiosity (New Pics)

Conservation zoos are cool, but there's a bunch of zoos that don't really give a sh*t 'bout its animals

Emo Sloth • upvoted 39 items 1 year ago

50 Introverts Share Spot-On And Funny Memes About Their Struggles On This Twitter Page

In this countries economy, yes 😥

50 Introverts Share Spot-On And Funny Memes About Their Struggles On This Twitter Page

It's that overwhelming sensation of relief. My happy face instantly goes to neutral the second the lock clicks.

50 Introverts Share Spot-On And Funny Memes About Their Struggles On This Twitter Page

In this countries economy, yes 😥

50 Introverts Share Spot-On And Funny Memes About Their Struggles On This Twitter Page

It's that overwhelming sensation of relief. My happy face instantly goes to neutral the second the lock clicks.

50 Introverts Share Spot-On And Funny Memes About Their Struggles On This Twitter Page

my new dream home

"I Feel Personally Attacked By This Meme": 40 Random Funny Memes That Hit Too Close To Home

I want the one Aiden is eating

Egg Decoration (Great Idea From #betterhomesandgardens ... Use Temporary Tattoos ... So Many Possibilities

50 Times Confidently Incorrect People Blessed Us With Hilarious Fails With Words (New Pics)

WE CAN USE THE FIRE DISTUNGUISHER

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts To Spark Your Curiosity (New Pics)

Imagine your son being 1000x more successful than you and yet you still don't think good of them. My dad sucks but at least he'd be proud of me if I did something that big

Easter Eggs From Transylvania

Easter Eggs Hand-Decorated By My Uncle. Happy Easter From Croatia

After Seeing Ed Sheeran On Saturday Night My Son Wanted To Design This For His Easter Egg Decoration Competition. Meet Egg Sheeran

Dragon Egg I Made With Push Pins And Painted With Glitter Polish

I Tried Painting Eggs Using The Pysanky Method. It's Very Time-Consuming But Kinda Therapeutic

My Mom Is Homophobic And Forced Me To Decorate Eggs This Year. So I Made My Eggs Different Pride Flags. She Has No Idea

This Is My Painting Of The Earth On An Ostrich Egg

50 Times Confidently Incorrect People Blessed Us With Hilarious Fails With Words (New Pics)

In case anyone missed it, I feel the need to call attention to where they said that the "enslaving of people is a totally natural part of human life."

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts To Spark Your Curiosity (New Pics)

But not enough to actually repair it. This part is always forgotten.

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts To Spark Your Curiosity (New Pics)

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30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts To Spark Your Curiosity (New Pics)

Of course this is in Australia.

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts To Spark Your Curiosity (New Pics)

He was an introvert just trying to get some peace and people wouldn't leave him alone. Relatable

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts To Spark Your Curiosity (New Pics)

From wikipedia: "In 1988, submarine explorations were conducted in the lake, and the scientists decided to tie the Old Man off the eastern side of Wizard Island to neutralize the navigational hazard until their research work was complete. Upon immobilizing the log, the weather went from clear to stormy. After it started snowing in August, they released the Old Man. Soon after, the weather cleared up, encouraging superstitions."

"I Feel Personally Attacked By This Meme": 40 Random Funny Memes That Hit Too Close To Home

I don't love babies on flights, but also I hear it's illegal to send them via the postal service so I get it.

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts To Spark Your Curiosity (New Pics)

Actually incredibly dangerous. Not being aware of infections, broken bones, wounds, something like appendicitis, they wouldn't feel something life threatening.

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts To Spark Your Curiosity (New Pics)

How kind of them to give me a months notice on my torture, murder, or indoctrination.

"I Feel Personally Attacked By This Meme": 40 Random Funny Memes That Hit Too Close To Home

Perfection!

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts To Spark Your Curiosity (New Pics)

Not woman married, children, they are children.

"I Feel Personally Attacked By This Meme": 40 Random Funny Memes That Hit Too Close To Home

Dude, you got the "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting" edition! Sweet!!!

"I Feel Personally Attacked By This Meme": 40 Random Funny Memes That Hit Too Close To Home

I feel like mostly toxic families use that reasoning. Maybe I'm wrong 🤔

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Emo Sloth • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Can You Make A Pun? (Closed)

Emo Sloth • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Funniest Lgbtq+ Meme Or Joke You’ve Come Across? (Closed)

Emo Sloth • submitted 7 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Movie Trope Do You Absolutely Hate? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Write A Short Story In Only 10 Minutes And I’ll Rate It (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Send Us Your Funniest Meme (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Word Or A Phrase You Can’t Stop Saying (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Send Me Your Best LGBTQ+ Memes (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Can You Make A Pun? (Closed)

Emo Sloth • submitted 2 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Who Was Your Weirdest Teacher And What Made Them So Weird? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Create The Weirdest Animal Yet Using Photoshop (Closed)

Emo Sloth • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts To Spark Your Curiosity (New Pics)

Conservation zoos are cool, but there's a bunch of zoos that don't really give a sh*t 'bout its animals

35 Annoying Myths That Some People Still Believe

I agree that you should let people believe what they want as long as it's not harmful or dangerous, but belief in zodiac signs could be harmful or dangerous to a person's relationships, since much of zodiac signs revolves around defining a person by one aspect of them.

50 Hilarious Memes For People To Relate To, As Shared By This Account With 4.1M Followers

Fücking Fück

50 Hilarious Memes For People To Relate To, As Shared By This Account With 4.1M Followers

What's it called if you have thoughts on top of other thoughts on top of other thoughts and they're all running at the same time in different tangents and none of them are really proper thoughts

50 Times People Had No Clue What They Were Looking At And This Online Community Had To Explain It To Them

ok storytime I live in Florida and sometimes when I go to the beach I see smaller, bluer versions of this thing and when I was little I would pick 'em up and throw them in the trash 'cause they looked like they were made of plastic and for the longest time I had no idea why my hands always stung when I went to the beach.

50 Times People Had No Clue What They Were Looking At And This Online Community Had To Explain It To Them

I'm guessing you stick it around the twig and berries and snip

50 Times People Had No Clue What They Were Looking At And This Online Community Had To Explain It To Them

Ah, an Australian historical artifact

The “What?” Online Community Dedicates Itself To Everything That’s Bizarrely Confusing, And Here Are 33 Of Their Spot-On Posts

how does it fly

"Underrated Comments": 30 Hilarious And Underrated Comments That Were Too Good Not To Share

Florida Alligator

"Underrated Comments": 30 Hilarious And Underrated Comments That Were Too Good Not To Share

Not the A*****e and You're the A*****e

This Twitter Account Showcases “The Very Worst” Activity On The Site, Here Are 35 Of Their Most Facepalm-Worthy Posts

Gates

This Online Group Is All About Shaming Horridly Wrong Posts About The Female Anatomy (50 New Posts)

I vote that someone invents something that can let women transfer periods and pregnancy to men. wHy CaNt yOU juSt TuRN iT oFf CaRl??? HUH?

30 Wholesome And Funny Moments From This Christmas

Watch out, they're sharp

“The Best And Worst Of Twitter”: 50 Chucklesome Takes On Pretty Much Everything (New Posts)

Cows have regional accents. So Spanish cows probably... ¡Muuu!

“The Best And Worst Of Twitter”: 50 Chucklesome Takes On Pretty Much Everything (New Posts)

*stabs empathy with a fork*

“The Best And Worst Of Twitter”: 50 Chucklesome Takes On Pretty Much Everything (New Posts)

What? No, the tesseract is a fourth-dimensional cube that's basically the physical representation of a wormhole. I dunno what the space stone is, but Meg never encountered it.

These 28 Psychological Tricks Are So Easy, You’ll Probably Want To Try Them On The Next Person You Meet

That's 'cause (I think) addiction makes the brain think that something bad will happen if they stop doing something. Like, your brain goes "Okay yes smoking will have bad consequences I totally understand but those bad consequences are gonna happen later BUT if I don't smoke I'll die right now so obviously I'm going to smoke because right now > later"

40 Crazy-Looking Gadgets You Can’t Help But Want, As Shared By The “Odditymall” Facebook Page (New Pics)

Real question: why would glasses be destroyed when pooping?

40 Crazy-Looking Gadgets You Can’t Help But Want, As Shared By The “Odditymall” Facebook Page (New Pics)

"Made in USA"

People Are Ironically Cracking Up At These 30 Awkward And Outdated Jokes, As Shared In This ‘Baby Boomer Humor’ Online Group

#youbetternotpout

Emo Sloth • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

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Learning-New-Things

TIL in 2019 a Brazilian drug trafficker serving a 73 yr sentence tried to escape from prison by disguising himself as his teenage daughter who was visiting. His plan was to leave her behind in his place but his nervousness as he approached the exit tipped off the guards.He hung himself 3 days later.

Learning-New-Things

TIL the eunuchs of the last Chinese emperor wore their severed testicles and penises in jars around their necks when working.

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts To Spark Your Curiosity (New Pics)

He was an introvert just trying to get some peace and people wouldn't leave him alone. Relatable

Learning-New-Things

TIL Simeon Stylites lived on top of columns for 37 years. Simeon did this as a form of asceticism because when he lived in a cave people kept making pilgrimages to him and asking him religious questions. Ultimately his column life drew in even bigger crowds who would climb ladders to talk to him.

Learning-New-Things

TIL: James Blunt gave Weird Al Yankovic permission to parody his single "You're Beautiful." But after Yankovic recorded "You're Pitiful," Blunt's record label refused to let it be commercially released. Yankovic didn't include it on his album. Instead, he released it as a free digital download.

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts To Spark Your Curiosity (New Pics)

Not woman married, children, they are children.

Learning-New-Things

TIL that the Philippines is 1 out 2 countries in the world that still doesn't allow divorce. It also has the 10th highest number of child brides globally, with 100,000 women married before their 15th birthday.

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts To Spark Your Curiosity (New Pics)

Imagine your son being 1000x more successful than you and yet you still don't think good of them. My dad sucks but at least he'd be proud of me if I did something that big

Learning-New-Things

TIL As a child, Walt Disney's mom convinced his dad, Elias, to buy him a set of colored pencils and some drawing paper. Elias did not approve, believing the boy should spend time engaged in hard, manual labor. Even after Walt became famous, Elias never considered animation a real job.