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Aoife Lorris • upvoted 6 items 5 months ago

30 'Facts' People Learned In School That Have Been Disproven In Their Lifetime

This isn’t fair. As much as a lot of things about the ocean gate were stupid, they just wanted to experience something incredible. I’m sick of people who think they’re so smart by dumping on dead people.

50 “Oddly Terrifying” Images That Are Not For The Fainthearted (New Pics)

Brought to you by Australia... of course!

30 'Facts' People Learned In School That Have Been Disproven In Their Lifetime

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Aoife Lorris • upvoted 15 items 6 months ago

“I’m Having A Blast”: 50 People Are Not Ashamed To Admit They Still Use These Obsolete Things

Oh BP can be such a k**b with their sensoring.

50 Things People Thought Were 'Normal' About Their Bodies Until They Realized They Weren't

Excuse me, did he just mention a drug dealer?

“I’m Having A Blast”: 50 People Are Not Ashamed To Admit They Still Use These Obsolete Things

Oh BP can be such a k**b with their sensoring.

50 Things People Thought Were 'Normal' About Their Bodies Until They Realized They Weren't

Excuse me, did he just mention a drug dealer?

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Philomena Cunk

“What Is Something All Guys Do But Will Never Admit To Doing?” (30 Answers)

My advice would be to just use 2 different deodorants. But then again that’s just my two scents

“What Is Something All Guys Do But Will Never Admit To Doing?” (30 Answers)

To me it sounds like it’s just water under the fridge

50 Spot On Memes That Hit A Little Too Close To Home To Many

Well...you've aged...wait why'd I say that in my perfect social media format?

50 Spot On Memes That Hit A Little Too Close To Home To Many

Boris?

50 Spot On Memes That Hit A Little Too Close To Home To Many

The doomed plates will smash, yes. But only by opening the cupboard and letting them fall can you finally clear all the mess away. And then you're ready to fill the cupboard with new, perfect plates.

35 Things People Can Only Fully Comprehend After Going Through Them Themselves

in a post Roe America... other parts of the world have never had the legal right to have this choice. Other parts still have it.

50 Of The Most Entitled Interactions That People Had With Their Exes

4. If you cheat on me it's over, understand? Over!

"Memes From A Future Reality": 40 Funny And Confusing Pics From This Online Group

Dementor, dementor!

50 Of The Best History-Based Memes, As Shared By This Instagram Account

Do Australians call America out for this? I’m not aware this is a thing. We know we can’t point the finger here and most, educated, Australians wouldn’t dream of it. Glass houses and all that

50 Hilariously Relatable Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up The Human Experience

I miss the friend my ex was before we gut together

50 Clever Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter

*mixes water-explosive with poison gas… gets high blood pressure*

50 Clever Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter

This is perfect! This is the easy way to reverse global warming. Use the pillow method...flip it over to the cool side.

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Aoife Lorris • upvoted 18 items 7 months ago

50 People Who Eavesdropped On Hilarious Private Conversations And Couldn’t Help But Share (New Pics)

Must be an Andy Griffiths work. ^_^

30 Female Habits That Make Men’s Blood Boil

Safest bet with all humans is communicate what you want. If you want to keep it private tell the person to not share please etc., If they do, then you know from there on in and it's their bad. If you don't give them a heads up, how will they know its confidential?

50 People Who Eavesdropped On Hilarious Private Conversations And Couldn’t Help But Share (New Pics)

Must be an Andy Griffiths work. ^_^

30 Female Habits That Make Men’s Blood Boil

40 Funny Times The UK Was Caught Just Being The UK, As Shared On This Page (New Pics)

That, my friends, is Woolies. I'm afraid to tell you it is Australian cheese that doesn't live up to its name- British cheese is yet to be accused of such a thing.

40 Funny Times The UK Was Caught Just Being The UK, As Shared On This Page (New Pics)

Princess Di.... Gone but not forgotten

40 Funny Times The UK Was Caught Just Being The UK, As Shared On This Page (New Pics)

They need it

40 Funny Times The UK Was Caught Just Being The UK, As Shared On This Page (New Pics)

"Are you a terrorist?" "Yes" "And what is the purpose of your visit?" "You know, to do terrorist stuff" "OK sir, thank you for your honesty. Enjoy your stay at our lovely country!"

30 People Share Innocent-Looking Things That Are Actually Really Dangerous

Had a brain eating amoeba once. Poor little thing died of nothing to eat :(

Funny-Hilarious-British-Memes

50 Times People Had Brilliant Design Ideas And Turned Them Into Reality (New Pics)

The word "cocktail" is blurred! This is ridiculous! What about other similar words? Cockroach, cockatoo, cockney etc?

50 Things That Men Do That They Think Are Fine When In Reality They're Super Creepy

This is what this makes me think of. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXwCvIaVNFc

“Hell No”: 50 Times This Online Group Made People’s Palms Sweat With Just Images

Lol

“Unit 731”: 45 Dark Historical Events And Facts That People Don’t Like To Talk About

No it doesn't the same way, Islam doesn't teach terrorism etc etc etc. Religion like anything is often used by those in power positions as the excuse to justify horrendous behaviour. Jesus taught love and acceptance and even if you don't believe you can look at the teachings and say that is not a bad way to live or to be.

“Unit 731”: 45 Dark Historical Events And Facts That People Don’t Like To Talk About

Of course it does, it is old testament and therefore has its origins in Judaism.

“Unit 731”: 45 Dark Historical Events And Facts That People Don’t Like To Talk About

Of course Noah's ark predates Christianity. Christianity didn't begin until Christ came. Also, the fact that other civilizations have flood stories simply gives more reason to believe thatva great dlood did happen.

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Think About Every Day?

Don't feel bad and it wasn't condescending. It's good advice, thank you. I hope I didn't come off as diminishing the trauma or any racial issues. I, a minority as well, do understand. It wasn't my intention if this triggered someone.

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Think About Every Day?

Now I'm thinking about how my words seem condescending. I do not want to police your words and thoughts. Sorry if it came off like that.

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Think About Every Day?

Friendly advice - try to avoid comparing your life to that of a slave. I completely get where you are coming from but the vibe is a little off - some would argue that it diminishes the trauma and complex racial issues of slavery. I recommend saying that we are returning to a feudal society. You work to keep the lords of the manor rich, while you make a subsistence living.

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Think About Every Day?

Best hire a sundial engineer to take a look at it. Some parts may need replacing. I think the sun is guaranteed to work for another 5 billion years or something but, better to be safe than sorry.

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Aoife Lorris • commented on a post 7 months ago

40 Funny Times The UK Was Caught Just Being The UK, As Shared On This Page (New Pics)

That, my friends, is Woolies. I'm afraid to tell you it is Australian cheese that doesn't live up to its name- British cheese is yet to be accused of such a thing.

Aoife Lorris • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What Image, Joke, Meme Etc. Perfectly Describes Your Sense Of Humour?

Aoife Lorris • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, Post Some Of The Funniest Reviews You've Ever Seen (Closed)

Aoife Lorris • commented on a post 7 months ago

40 Funny Times The UK Was Caught Just Being The UK, As Shared On This Page (New Pics)

That, my friends, is Woolies. I'm afraid to tell you it is Australian cheese that doesn't live up to its name- British cheese is yet to be accused of such a thing.

Aoife Lorris • commented on a post 8 months ago

50 Epic and Hilarious Design Fails, As Shared On This Online Group

This is a recurring nightmare of mine.

Aoife Lorris • commented on 18 posts 1 year ago

50 Loony Headlines That May Make You Laugh Out Loud, As Shared By This Twitter Page

Someone in a fowl mood

23 Survival Tips And Tricks You Might Not Have Known, As Shared By This Twitter Page

Oh come on man! I was just kidding! If I needed to make fire I solemnly swear I would rip my phone apart without a second thought!

23 Survival Tips And Tricks You Might Not Have Known, As Shared By This Twitter Page

7: REALISE you could've used your now disembowelled phone to call for help.

50 Times People Found Weird Or Hilarious Disclaimers That Were "Clearly The Result Of A Lawsuit"

And they don't speak English very well so it's difficult to determine the results of the tests.

"Ate The Onion": 50 Of The Funniest Screenshots Of People Who Fell For Fake Satirical Articles And Embarrassed Themselves Online (New Pics)

What's water?

This Online Group Calls Out People Who Think They Know Better Than Years Of Science, Here Are 50 Of The Most Absurd Posts (New Pics)

Hmmm... I'm not sure if these experiment results are valid. Have they performed at least three trials? I don't think so.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Funniest News Headlines Ever Spotted Online (New Posts)

Is this a baby being born? Because I don't think they wait for much, no matter how cool.

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes Shared By This Instagram Account (New Pics)

They didn't have GPS back then so he probably got lost a few times.

If The World Feels Like A Terrible Place, Here Are 50 Wholesome Posts To Get You Through The Day (New Pics)

That's incredible!!

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of An Unintentionally Funny Sign That You've Seen (Closed)

900 bottles of beer on the wall... 900 bottles of beer...

50 Rare Historical Photos That You Probably Haven't Seen Before

Bored Panda's getting creative with their censoring.

50 Times People Failed To Remember What A Simple Thing Is Called But Came Up With A Hilarious Alternative That's Even Better

The perks of being a wall fool.

50 Times People Heard Someone Say Something So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It Online

Hahaha

50 Times People Heard Someone Say Something So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It Online

Bill O'Wrights

50 Times People Heard Someone Say Something So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It Online

Not me genuinely considering that for a second.

This Facebook Group Shares Curious Historical Artefacts From The Past, Here Are 50 Of The Most Interesting

Quite frankly, it's nun of your business!

Guy Is Sharing Useful Tips He Wishes He Had Known Sooner, And Here Are 29 Of The Best Ones (New Posts)

My goodness. I skipped the description and thought they were talking about the person's leg. I did think that drilling a hole in your leg is a bit extreme for a life hack.

This Twitter Page Is Digging Up The Weirdest, Funniest, And Most Mysterious Places On Google Earth (45 Pics)

They really do teach the kids so much about caring for animals ;)

Aoife Lorris • upvoted 6 items 5 months ago

30 'Facts' People Learned In School That Have Been Disproven In Their Lifetime

Ah yes. Definitely an officially declared war. And not because farmers went to the department of defense for help, instead of the agricultural one.

50 “Oddly Terrifying” Images That Are Not For The Fainthearted (New Pics)

Brought to you by Australia... of course!

50 “Oddly Terrifying” Images That Are Not For The Fainthearted (New Pics)

Seeing a toddler skull in general is just sad. Short life :/

50 People Share Random Facts That They Were Shocked To Learn

I thought its da da darada da daaa dadaaaa?

Aoife Lorris • upvoted 14 items 6 months ago

“I’m Having A Blast”: 50 People Are Not Ashamed To Admit They Still Use These Obsolete Things

Oh BP can be such a k**b with their sensoring.

Strikhedonia_1697 reply

Philomena Cunk

50 Things People Thought Were 'Normal' About Their Bodies Until They Realized They Weren't

Excuse me, did he just mention a drug dealer?

“What Is Something All Guys Do But Will Never Admit To Doing?” (30 Answers)

My advice would be to just use 2 different deodorants. But then again that’s just my two scents

“What Is Something All Guys Do But Will Never Admit To Doing?” (30 Answers)

To me it sounds like it’s just water under the fridge

50 Spot On Memes That Hit A Little Too Close To Home To Many

Boris?

50 Spot On Memes That Hit A Little Too Close To Home To Many

The doomed plates will smash, yes. But only by opening the cupboard and letting them fall can you finally clear all the mess away. And then you're ready to fill the cupboard with new, perfect plates.

50 Spot On Memes That Hit A Little Too Close To Home To Many

Well...you've aged...wait why'd I say that in my perfect social media format?

35 Things People Can Only Fully Comprehend After Going Through Them Themselves

in a post Roe America... other parts of the world have never had the legal right to have this choice. Other parts still have it.

50 Of The Most Entitled Interactions That People Had With Their Exes

4. If you cheat on me it's over, understand? Over!

"Memes From A Future Reality": 40 Funny And Confusing Pics From This Online Group

Dementor, dementor!

50 Of The Best History-Based Memes, As Shared By This Instagram Account

Do Australians call America out for this? I’m not aware this is a thing. We know we can’t point the finger here and most, educated, Australians wouldn’t dream of it. Glass houses and all that

50 Hilariously Relatable Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up The Human Experience

I miss the friend my ex was before we gut together

50 Clever Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter

*mixes water-explosive with poison gas… gets high blood pressure*

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