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This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Funniest News Headlines Ever Spotted Online (New Posts)
We say this advisedly: news headlines are a whole other world. Being defined by attention-grabbing pith and clever use of puns, sensational tabloids prove time and again that the news is anything but boring. Love or hate the yellow press, but wordsmiths know that scandal sells, so they conjure up outlandish headlines to help us keep tabs on every hilariously bizarre thing happening on our planet.
Need convincing? Just take a look at the 'Mental Headlines' Twitter account. With nearly 119k followers, the social media project features some of the funniest, weirdest, and downright bizarre titles and news stories spotted online. Ever since its first post, this page proves that wild and ridiculous human antics will never go unnoticed.
From "Police Hunt For Man Who Chewed Bus Seat" to "Baby Made To Wait To Hours For Unicycling Doctor", we have wrapped up a collection of some of the best headlines from the account. So pull your seat closer and brew yourself a hot cup of coffee because we’re about to take a hilarious ride down to the land of absurdity. Be sure to upvote your favorite pics, and let us know what you think below in the comments!
Psst! For more headline madness, check out Part 1 of this feature right here.
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Amber.exe (She/They) 4 years ago
I need to know why places think it's a good idea pro ban shorts for guys,they'll find a loophole
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Nathaniel 4 years ago
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f*****g bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f*****g bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f*****g beak to the bar you irritating bastard of a bird!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No" Duck says: "Got any bread?
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Cat Palmer 4 years ago
https://rifnote.com/2021/07/11/london-borough-apologises-for-having-actor-in-bare-bottomed-monkey-costume-with-mock-genitalia-encourage-kids-to-read-more-books/ Although this still leaves many questions unanswered...
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CalicoKitty 4 years ago
That's got to be an interesting conversation. "Sorry, you're really cute, but my synaesthesia makes your name smell like p**s."
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Jill Rhodry 4 years ago
"I was diagnosed with MS and I just thought, I need to get healthier and feel better." - she visited a hypnotist and now it's a variety of foods.
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Javier loh 4 years ago (edited)
If this was true he could almost fill 9 big hot air balloons. There are 157.788 million seconds in a year. Multiply that by 5 is 788.94 million seconds. Let's say that an average fart is 1 second and the average fart is 0.065 liters. 788.94 million farts for 0.065 liters is 51 281 100 liters. A big hot air balloon contains about 5663369 liters. That is just over 9 large hot air balloons. (9.0548 5sf)
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Seedy Vine 4 years ago
If he keeps on walking with a sword down his trousers at least he probably won't sire any more kids.
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Eastendbird 4 years ago
My favourite headline was in The Sun, reporting on a football match between the Scottish teams Celtic and Inverness Caledonian Thistle FC. Celtic were expected to win but Inverness (shortened to Cally Thistle) managed to beat them. The headline was: "Super Cally Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious" P. S. Just think of Mary Poppins if you don't get the joke...
Eastendbird 4 years ago
My favourite headline was in The Sun, reporting on a football match between the Scottish teams Celtic and Inverness Caledonian Thistle FC. Celtic were expected to win but Inverness (shortened to Cally Thistle) managed to beat them. The headline was: "Super Cally Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious" P. S. Just think of Mary Poppins if you don't get the joke...
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