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Doei • upvoted 28 items 2 months ago

'Nice Guy' Can't Handle Rejection So He Fat-Shames This Woman, She Forwards All Of His Messages To His Fiancée

A "Nice Guy" is one who starts out sweet, with compliments, saying how "hot" the woman is, etc. Then, when he gets turned down, flips out & gets nasty. It's similar to saying a woman is a "Mean Girl", one who acts all nice to your face & then backstabs you. And we do understand that it's not all guys.

'Nice Guy' Can't Handle Rejection So He Fat-Shames This Woman, She Forwards All Of His Messages To His Fiancée

I'd understand if she was married to him and had three kids with him. But here it would be easier to avoid taking a shitty man for a husband...

'Funny Tinder Screenshots': 40 Times Tinder Matches Were Actually Funny

Oh. I thought she meant s**t.

'Funny Tinder Screenshots': 40 Times Tinder Matches Were Actually Funny

b3 doesnt make a move for the queen tho :/

Man Tells Pregnant Woman The Bus Seat Is "Taken" By His Hand, So She Just Sits On It, Drama Ensues

Apparently my comment below was deemed so insulting that I got banned from commenting for 24 hours :D Considering how many "working from home" spam bots we get here, I didn't even know BP had such a thing.

Woman Was Married To Her Husband For 10 Years And After He Passed Away, She Contacted His Mistress To Break The News To Her

I don't think there's a mental illness that makes you cheat on your wife

'Funny Tinder Screenshots': 40 Times Tinder Matches Were Actually Funny

As smooth as the ice on Gliese?

'Funny Tinder Screenshots': 40 Times Tinder Matches Were Actually Funny

age is just a number, and jail is just a room

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

The look on the kid’s face 😂😂

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

When I was 19 I ticked the "are you carrying drugs" box at customs because I had some antibiotics and apparently "everyone" knew that box was only for illegal drugs even though they weren't specific.

Woman Was Married To Her Husband For 10 Years And After He Passed Away, She Contacted His Mistress To Break The News To Her

Why should the wife care about her feelings? So weird you'd even put that on her

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

See? The US hasn't cornered the market on utter stupidity.

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

German default procedure: Put all the stuff in the cart first, move away from the counter and pack your bags elsewhere. Every cashier in every store works like the employees at Aldi here

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

Was just a social media comment; the sort of thing we’re doing here

Woman Was Married To Her Husband For 10 Years And After He Passed Away, She Contacted His Mistress To Break The News To Her

It said she knew he was married though... She didn't even seem bothered. If the mistress hadn't known he was married, it would be different.

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

I was at Aldi's earlier today, the cashiers have to keep up with me leaving them shaking and traumatized, lol.

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

That's $68.58 in USD 😳

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

Hahaha, she never shopped in lidl

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

Sounds like the average trip to Aldi

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

I have always been amazed by my local Aldi... always costs a lot less than I expected, and scanned like lightening. Where I live, people turn out in droves for Aldi job fairs, because they pay better than most similar employers.

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

Waiting for their new slogan... "Britain, making the US look good!"

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

That's adorable :-)

Man Tells Pregnant Woman The Bus Seat Is "Taken" By His Hand, So She Just Sits On It, Drama Ensues

You chose to have kids. I want to sit. Not my problem. I always sat on the stairs in the train when I was pregnant. Never had anyone offer me a seat. Didn't even care. Forgot the " ", was just saying how they think. Now I'm banned again lol.

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

You are right - she did ask for some specifics that weren't provided such as asking for the ground floor, but getting the 14th (then was moved the the 2nd) but on the other hand she did complain about the entertainment being Spanish!

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

All we had was a metal structure used for cleaning the carpets, it was the meeting point for all kids in neighbourhood.

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

Oh look who's all high and mighty! We would have killed someone for some radioactive waste. All we had was dark matter to play on. And we liked it!

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Doei • commented on 12 posts 2 months ago

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

Hmm. "The entertainment in the hotel was all focused and catered for the Spanish - why can't the Spanish go somewhere else for their holidays?" https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ladbible.com/community/uk-brits-agree-with-gran-who-said-benidorm-holiday-was-ruined-by-spanish-20180813.amp.html She should have gone to an English hotel there then. Most absurd there was the Dutch cafetaria Kees Kroket.

“AITA For Telling My Husband His Name Suggestion For Our Unborn Baby Is Idiotic At Best?”

You could have called him Theodore with your last name.

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

“AITA For Telling My Husband His Name Suggestion For Our Unborn Baby Is Idiotic At Best?”

You could have called him Theodore with your last name.

Man Tells Pregnant Woman The Bus Seat Is "Taken" By His Hand, So She Just Sits On It, Drama Ensues

The "Vintage Daily" Instagram Account Posts Old Photos You Rarely See In History Books, And Here Are 50 Really Memorable Ones

There's noone else around

The "Vintage Daily" Instagram Account Posts Old Photos You Rarely See In History Books, And Here Are 50 Really Memorable Ones

The old woman is looking at her butt.

The "Vintage Daily" Instagram Account Posts Old Photos You Rarely See In History Books, And Here Are 50 Really Memorable Ones

Looks like they both ignore her and talk to someone else.

The "Vintage Daily" Instagram Account Posts Old Photos You Rarely See In History Books, And Here Are 50 Really Memorable Ones

I met a smarter one. Dropped my cigarette. Hadn't lighted it yet. He ruined it. Okay okay I quit.

The "Vintage Daily" Instagram Account Posts Old Photos You Rarely See In History Books, And Here Are 50 Really Memorable Ones

They want abortion legalized.

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

My ex remarried a woman from Brazil, but she couldn't live here, cause he didn't make enough money, so every 3 months she had to go to her own country from the govt. My son said to me that his older brother told him she was a terrorist. A terrorist?? No way. He can't have said that. Yes he said that!! A terrorist! Brother comes: Did you tell him she's a terrorist? A tourist. LOL

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

Blonde dye affects the brain. Someone once said that and I thought: Really? Oh wait.

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

Unless he was also a scammer,but then she wouldn't have so much money.

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

Not in Holland at the Aldi. Hurry up and throw it in your bag or chart. We don't have all day.

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Doei • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Classic Movie That Everyone Needs To See At Least Once In Their Life? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Show Me A Picture Of Your Bookshelves (Closed)

Doei • commented on 20 posts 2 months ago

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

“AITA For Telling My Husband His Name Suggestion For Our Unborn Baby Is Idiotic At Best?”

You could have called him Theodore with your last name.

Man Tells Pregnant Woman The Bus Seat Is "Taken" By His Hand, So She Just Sits On It, Drama Ensues

The "Vintage Daily" Instagram Account Posts Old Photos You Rarely See In History Books, And Here Are 50 Really Memorable Ones

There's noone else around

The "Vintage Daily" Instagram Account Posts Old Photos You Rarely See In History Books, And Here Are 50 Really Memorable Ones

The old woman is looking at her butt.

The "Vintage Daily" Instagram Account Posts Old Photos You Rarely See In History Books, And Here Are 50 Really Memorable Ones

Looks like they both ignore her and talk to someone else.

The "Vintage Daily" Instagram Account Posts Old Photos You Rarely See In History Books, And Here Are 50 Really Memorable Ones

I met a smarter one. Dropped my cigarette. Hadn't lighted it yet. He ruined it. Okay okay I quit.

The "Vintage Daily" Instagram Account Posts Old Photos You Rarely See In History Books, And Here Are 50 Really Memorable Ones

They want abortion legalized.

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

Blonde dye affects the brain. Someone once said that and I thought: Really? Oh wait.

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

Unless he was also a scammer,but then she wouldn't have so much money.

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

Not in Holland at the Aldi. Hurry up and throw it in your bag or chart. We don't have all day.

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

In Holland you have room to after paying put the stuff in bags and the next one's groceries come next to it, but at Aldi there is some tiny space where they put it and hurry up, throw it in your bag or chart. If they don't work quick, ppl in the row will start to complain, because they have to wait. Now that I do it myself, I'm like: How on earth can they do it that fast?

30 Responses To Jimmy Fallon Asking People To Share The Funniest And Weirdest Things Their Grandma Said

Sounds like she sat at the table and texted with other ppl.

“The Worst Human Beings On Earth”: Server Complains About Annoying Customers Coming After Church On Sundays

Majority of christians in rich countries. The ones who get killed for their faith in other countries are forgiving and good natured.

“The Worst Human Beings On Earth”: Server Complains About Annoying Customers Coming After Church On Sundays

I ate out after church only in Canada after the service with a conference. But I didn't see rude christians there. Canadians are never rude. They sold donuts and stuff in the church too. Funniest was that during the preaching they all of a sudden just stopped and yelled: cake break! And everyone started to snack.

"Several People Have Denied The Invitation": Bride Wonders If Her 'No Plus Ones' Wedding Rule Is Too Ridiculous

This is only normal if you invite the whole bunch of collegues. Noone takes their partner with em at my office, because they're already friendly enough to invite you and it costs em a fortune and the partners don't care. It's like a day out for the office. For friends and cousins I'd say only if you come alone too. You can surely be away from your man a few hours and honor your guests. Why not make it a bachelor's party?

Married People Share 40 Fights They Keep Having Over And Over Again

You should sniff em. https://youtu.be/7iVhRRbK_gI

Delusional Conservative Says Families Should Just Eat Plain Pasta, Poverty Activist Destroys Him With Her Answer

Feed your kids only pasta. Sure. I lived from 50 a week. Kids got good meals. I ate bread with cheese. I can see he's not a mom.

My 50 Comics About Parenting Struggles And Everyday Life

I remarried a guy when I had 3 small kids. He loved kids. He saw em as his own. He remarried someone else and has a dog now LOL.

Doei • upvoted 20 items 2 months ago

Man Tells Pregnant Woman The Bus Seat Is "Taken" By His Hand, So She Just Sits On It, Drama Ensues

'Nice Guy' Can't Handle Rejection So He Fat-Shames This Woman, She Forwards All Of His Messages To His Fiancée

I'd understand if she was married to him and had three kids with him. But here it would be easier to avoid taking a shitty man for a husband...

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

We all should leave Spain... And go to Britain

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

We the Spaniards are a plague...in Spain

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

'Funny Tinder Screenshots': 40 Times Tinder Matches Were Actually Funny

b3 doesnt make a move for the queen tho :/

'Funny Tinder Screenshots': 40 Times Tinder Matches Were Actually Funny

age is just a number, and jail is just a room

'Funny Tinder Screenshots': 40 Times Tinder Matches Were Actually Funny

As smooth as the ice on Gliese?

'Funny Tinder Screenshots': 40 Times Tinder Matches Were Actually Funny

Oh. I thought she meant s**t.

Woman Was Married To Her Husband For 10 Years And After He Passed Away, She Contacted His Mistress To Break The News To Her

I don't think there's a mental illness that makes you cheat on your wife

Woman Was Married To Her Husband For 10 Years And After He Passed Away, She Contacted His Mistress To Break The News To Her

Why should the wife care about her feelings? So weird you'd even put that on her

Woman Was Married To Her Husband For 10 Years And After He Passed Away, She Contacted His Mistress To Break The News To Her

It said she knew he was married though... She didn't even seem bothered. If the mistress hadn't known he was married, it would be different.

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

That's $68.58 in USD 😳

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

When I was 19 I ticked the "are you carrying drugs" box at customs because I had some antibiotics and apparently "everyone" knew that box was only for illegal drugs even though they weren't specific.

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

That's adorable :-)

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

The look on the kid’s face 😂😂

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

Even the cat was angry with mum.

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

Was just a social media comment; the sort of thing we’re doing here

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

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