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Singer, actress, dancer, crazy rum drinking pirate, fun at parties, Melbourne girl from Oz!

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Long Joan Silver • upvoted an item 1 year ago

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Long Joan Silver • commented on 15 posts 3 years ago

Man Says Women Should Stop Complaining About Period Pain Unless They Know What A Scraped Knee Pain Feels Like, Gets Shut Down

Umm, The Shagore Magala, periods are involuntary. We don't "choose" to have a period. That kind of pain lasts for days on end. People who are prone to migraines, get them severely on their period. Periods also cause horrible back pain, and some women even have to go to the hospital every month when they're on their period because the pain is so unbearable. If a woman has endometreosis, the pain is even worse. Also, what are you doing to get kicked in the nuts daily?

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Man Says Women Should Stop Complaining About Period Pain Unless They Know What A Scraped Knee Pain Feels Like, Gets Shut Down

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Long Joan Silver • upvoted 24 items 3 years ago

Man Says Women Should Stop Complaining About Period Pain Unless They Know What A Scraped Knee Pain Feels Like, Gets Shut Down

It's just because of fragile masculinity and fragile men wanting to shut me up because I am a strong woman. I see it every day at work since I am the only woman there. 9/10 male co-workers/employees are fine with working near/under me, but 1 fragile little man goes on and on and bitches about everything.

Man Says Women Should Stop Complaining About Period Pain Unless They Know What A Scraped Knee Pain Feels Like, Gets Shut Down

Not surprised. I’m shedding a tear for all the pain men face every day... (like the guy above who says he gets kicked in the balls every day and that’s worse- poor baby...)

Man Says Women Should Stop Complaining About Period Pain Unless They Know What A Scraped Knee Pain Feels Like, Gets Shut Down

Not surprised. I’m shedding a tear for all the pain men face every day... (like the guy above who says he gets kicked in the balls every day and that’s worse- poor baby...)

Man Says Women Should Stop Complaining About Period Pain Unless They Know What A Scraped Knee Pain Feels Like, Gets Shut Down

He’s a troll and getting exactly what he wanted.

Man Says Women Should Stop Complaining About Period Pain Unless They Know What A Scraped Knee Pain Feels Like, Gets Shut Down

As my husband was having his snip, he said it was still nothing compared to what I'd gone through giving birth. (my next two - i was pregnant with our youngest when this happened - were pretty much pain free LOL. but my son was pretty bad)

Man Says Women Should Stop Complaining About Period Pain Unless They Know What A Scraped Knee Pain Feels Like, Gets Shut Down

God, sorry you got downvoted so much. Seems a lot of guys want to believe they unconditionally suffer more than women.

Man Says Women Should Stop Complaining About Period Pain Unless They Know What A Scraped Knee Pain Feels Like, Gets Shut Down

There is a birth giving simulator already right? to make one experience how painful giving birth is especially guys who whines that women talks too much about it, then came this another one about period, I know it's excruciating every month for girls to handle since I always experience it from my sister how she cries and loss appetite that all day she just wants to be alone and curls in the bed. Make a period simulator and test it to this guy.

Man Says Women Should Stop Complaining About Period Pain Unless They Know What A Scraped Knee Pain Feels Like, Gets Shut Down

Well, who cares if you scrape your Knee, it's healing now! Women have something men dont have. When boys go through it they grow without pain. GIRLS FREAKING GET CRAMPS WIMP! If you think thats pain then let me show you! >:(

Man Says Women Should Stop Complaining About Period Pain Unless They Know What A Scraped Knee Pain Feels Like, Gets Shut Down

But I have hurt both my knees like that! I fell and cut one knee completely open, about 10 cm wide, with skin tissue bubbling out and blood pouring out and down my leg in to my shoe. Which I had to throw away because it got too fkn drenched in blood. That was nothing in comparison to cramps so STFU. Any man who keeps taking about uteruses should just get a punch in the groin.

Man Says Women Should Stop Complaining About Period Pain Unless They Know What A Scraped Knee Pain Feels Like, Gets Shut Down

Once, my husband experienced testicular torsion (twisting of the sperm tubes) from a groin sprain from trying to keep up with me on the line of a restaurant we worked at. When we got to the hospital and got everything sorted out the doctor jokingly told him he has now experienced the pain of period cramping. My husband looked at me all wide-eyed and just said "Seriously!? Omg I'm sooo sorry." All i could do was laugh along side the doctor.

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Man Says Women Should Stop Complaining About Period Pain Unless They Know What A Scraped Knee Pain Feels Like, Gets Shut Down

10 Car Crash Survivors Pose Proudly For A Chilling Photo Project To Raise Awareness About Seatbelt Safety

The air bag is also LOUD. And yes, not soft. I got a bloody nose when mine went off but absolutely, I was lucky just to be alive.

10 Car Crash Survivors Pose Proudly For A Chilling Photo Project To Raise Awareness About Seatbelt Safety

I have a very old, pre-chime car 😊

10 Car Crash Survivors Pose Proudly For A Chilling Photo Project To Raise Awareness About Seatbelt Safety

I always wear my seatbelt because I'm tired of hearing the dashboard chime going off whining that I forgot to click it.

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10 Car Crash Survivors Pose Proudly For A Chilling Photo Project To Raise Awareness About Seatbelt Safety

I have very close friends who lost their only son in a similar accident, with the difference that the kid hit the passenger door. His dad had bought him his new car about a month before he got the license. Needless to say, my friends will never get over the loss.

10 Car Crash Survivors Pose Proudly For A Chilling Photo Project To Raise Awareness About Seatbelt Safety

Same to me. My parents were very strict with that but unfortunately my uncles and aunts not so i always felt very uncomfortable when my cousins didnt seaten their belt and nobody said anything except me...

10 Car Crash Survivors Pose Proudly For A Chilling Photo Project To Raise Awareness About Seatbelt Safety

It is also important to note, that an airbag can be very dangerous, if you aren't wearing a seat-belt. There're are several reports of broken necks, caused by airbags. Often, because the victim didn't wear a seat-belt. If you hit the, as you say, hard airbag, with full force, it's like banging your head against a wall. - Glad you got out of it "unhurt."

10 Car Crash Survivors Pose Proudly For A Chilling Photo Project To Raise Awareness About Seatbelt Safety

Yeah. Unfortunately, I know exactly how that fells, because I've been in a serious accident as a passenger, courtesy of an 18 year old kid who didn't have a driver's licence, but whose parents got him a BMW Z3 for his 18th birthday... He took it out for a ride, got to the first intersection, braked too late and then T-boned us so hard we spun 120 degrees. I was insanely lucky he hit just behind me and I have no doubt about it, the seatbelt and airbag saved me. Also, you'd think the airbag feels soft, because it's a bag full of air? Wrong! it's like being punched and for the next minute you're trying to make head or tails of what has happened and why there's dust everywhere... (it's talcum powder that helps the airbag deploy smoothly). So yeah, for Pete's sake, wear your seatbelt. It WILL save you.

10 Car Crash Survivors Pose Proudly For A Chilling Photo Project To Raise Awareness About Seatbelt Safety

It's second nature to me, because my parents were always very strict about it. I instinctively reach for the seat belt as soon as I get into the car. And I'm teaching my daughter the same. She doesn't like it, but she'll like it much more than what could have happened to these guys...

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PETA lies to get money. They are ignorant and theyb don't give a crap about animal welfare.

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30 Ways People Destroyed PETA For Criticizing Steve Irwin

It's from Harry Potter. My only clue was Dumbledore.

23 Funny Aussie Slang Examples That Need Translation To English

Oh my gawd! being an Aussie I can tell you, I go to USA regularly and I ALWAYS have to tone down my Aussieness just so the Yanks (Americans) can understand me! One of my dearest American friends told me to stop being American and keep our slang (shortened language) You call a tap a faucet, I was like, "Why would I force it?" You call a front porch a stoop, I was like, "Stoop? Surely I can just walk in?" So much of language even when it is English is often difficult to understand due to cultural issues. But bloody heck, chuck me a vino and shut your gob and get stood on! ( translation; Pour me a glass of wine, stop talking and stop being disrespectful!) Oh, I hope we never lose our Aussieness....which sadly here we seem to be doing. Youth do not understand an Aussie slang even in general basic slang.

23 Funny Aussie Slang Examples That Need Translation To English

I spent a couple of days in Geraldton, Austalia in 1980. I can't remember hearing any of this. Perhaps I wasn't there long enough.

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Long Joan Silver • submitted 5 new posts 5 years ago

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Long Joan Silver • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

Man Says Women Should Stop Complaining About Period Pain Unless They Know What A Scraped Knee Pain Feels Like, Gets Shut Down

30 Ways People Destroyed PETA For Criticizing Steve Irwin

You're disgusting

30 Ways People Destroyed PETA For Criticizing Steve Irwin

I was so horrified when I heard about that. They say we should be kind to animals, yet they pull that shit on us. Yeah, okay, Peta!

23 Funny Aussie Slang Examples That Need Translation To English

TJler, ummm... what?

23 Funny Aussie Slang Examples That Need Translation To English

chillchillpill hahaaha! Gotta agree with ya there!

23 Funny Aussie Slang Examples That Need Translation To English

TJler, say something funny then... I'll wait

23 Funny Aussie Slang Examples That Need Translation To English

HAHAHAHAHA oh gosh, THAT ad!

23 Funny Aussie Slang Examples That Need Translation To English

I haven't heard that term since high school! BAHAHAHA!

23 Funny Aussie Slang Examples That Need Translation To English

This is so true!

23 Funny Aussie Slang Examples That Need Translation To English

HAHAHAHAAHHAAHA! Exactly!

23 Funny Aussie Slang Examples That Need Translation To English

BAHAHAHAHA! This is probably the most Aussiest post I have ever seen!

23 Funny Aussie Slang Examples That Need Translation To English

Now I'm picturing Alf Stewart, screaming "stone the flamin' crows, ya flamin' mongrel!"

23 Funny Aussie Slang Examples That Need Translation To English

I can confirm that all of this is true!

23 Funny Aussie Slang Examples That Need Translation To English

I was born and raised in Australia, and I have never used that term. I guess it depends on which state you're from. I'm in Victoria

11 Photos Taken Before And After Brides Got Their Wedding Makeup

I live for this makeup artists work! I am currently studying makeup artistry, and I cannot wait until I am fully qualified, and start doing weddings.

People Are Sharing Dumb Things They Did As Kids And It's Amazing That Some Of Them Are Still Alive

When I was 6, I wanted to see if the stapler worked. So I tested it on my finger. It worked. Also, I was at school at the time.

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Stoned Olaf

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I can relate to this :D

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The one with the elderly though! LMFAO!

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I'd wear those!

Long Joan Silver • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

Man Says Women Should Stop Complaining About Period Pain Unless They Know What A Scraped Knee Pain Feels Like, Gets Shut Down

God, sorry you got downvoted so much. Seems a lot of guys want to believe they unconditionally suffer more than women.

Man Says Women Should Stop Complaining About Period Pain Unless They Know What A Scraped Knee Pain Feels Like, Gets Shut Down

Not surprised. I’m shedding a tear for all the pain men face every day... (like the guy above who says he gets kicked in the balls every day and that’s worse- poor baby...)

Man Says Women Should Stop Complaining About Period Pain Unless They Know What A Scraped Knee Pain Feels Like, Gets Shut Down

He’s a troll and getting exactly what he wanted.

Man Says Women Should Stop Complaining About Period Pain Unless They Know What A Scraped Knee Pain Feels Like, Gets Shut Down

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Man Says Women Should Stop Complaining About Period Pain Unless They Know What A Scraped Knee Pain Feels Like, Gets Shut Down

30 People Share Their Brainfart Moments Where They Failed To Remember A Basic Word

As someone who speaks five languages fluently, that happens. All. The. Time. it is incredibly annoying - you'd be speaking along and suddenly, blank. The word you're looking for in French is just not there... and instead you brains offers you this Italian word, which might not even be the correct one, but just homonym and simply won't take no for an answer. Nine times out of ten I end up having to either resort to a third language, like English in order to avoid "Buffy Speak".

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30 People Share Their Brainfart Moments Where They Failed To Remember A Basic Word

I mean he's not wrong, right?

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Girl Asks Guy For A Formal Resume To Go To A Wedding With Her As A Joke, He Delivers

Least it wasnt a funeral this time.

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