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Kids can find some incredibly random things to do! Which, when you think about it, isn't such a bad thing. Experience is the greatest teacher of all, and getting yourself into sticky situations when young can give you a lesson in life that you will never forget. As long as your death wish lets you make it through to adulthood in one piece of course!

Twitter user @MotherOfDoggons asked people to share some of the stupid things they did as kids, and some of the real stories will make you wonder how these funny kids managed to survive this far. From starting fires and stabbing themselves for attention, to eating grass to prove that they are part horse, let's just hope that these crazy kids have learned from their hilariously stupid experiences. And if not then hey, at least they have funny things to tell. Scroll down below to check out the funniest tweets selected by Bored Panda, and share your own stories in the comments!

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S.
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7 years ago

Of course that's dumb. You should've used the Johnson's Baby Shampoo one.

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago

    How long did it take you to find each other again?

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    sakora
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    7 years ago (edited)

    It works only at 88 mph.

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago

    Were you in a cartoon so you confused those two? 😺 PepeLePew4...f4340a.jpg PepeLePew4_900-copy-2-5c3dcb5f4340a.jpg

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    Daria B
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    7 years ago

    She's an amazing friend.

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    CrazyCatLady
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    7 years ago

    Hahaha, I always got Play Dooh for Saint Nicolas at my school. My mother dreaded that time of year. Because for some (creative) reason I always smeared the stuff in the living room carpet. As I also loved to make drawings on the bottom of the plate that was our salon table, instead of using the blackboard. I probably found drawing while laying on the floor more relaxing. And drawing gnomes on (again) the carpet in our living room was also my speciality ( in all shades of pink & purple).

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    Daria B
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    7 years ago

    At least you proved your classroom has well working safety in its electric infrastructure....

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago

    An very young rebell. I wonder the what you came up with as a teenager or was your rebellious phase already over by then

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    Noez
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    7 years ago

    I lost it at "I calmly told an adult the microwave blew up" 😂 😂

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago

    Well, you did what she asked of you and listened to her 🤷

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago (edited)

    The mom must have freaked out :D . Poor birdy :(

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    John Louis
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    7 years ago

    I know people who did this their senior year of high school

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    Arietis
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    7 years ago

    Why do children have such a strong death wish? Is there any other animal out there who has to constantly save its young from killing themselves?

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    Maci Wilcox
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    7 years ago

    Where were your parents???

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago

    That were some s****y toys

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago

    Now I'm worried about my dogs eating random grass.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago

    And they still don't know 'til this day. Unless they read BP.

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    Jodi Ellis
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    7 years ago

    Lucky it was not on pavement and had road rash!

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    Denise Melek
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    7 years ago

    Great 90s riot girl look.

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    A B C
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    7 years ago

    Wow. If she were 6, okay, but 16? That's harsh.

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago

    Did you pretend to be a cat and tried to climb the tree next time? 😺

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    Benjamin Boysley
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    7 years ago

    and thus Screamo was born.

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    Lily Mae Kitty
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    7 years ago

    I went through a short phase where I was pretty sure I could fly if I just tried hard enough. I gave it up pretty quickly when none of my flying experiments worked.

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    Josefine Andersen
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    7 years ago

    i once walked home from the mall. alone. i was five. my mom had the police come to the mall looking for me. that was not my first or last disappearing. but definitely my worst

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago (edited)

    Oh, so that's one of the backstories of pencil scars from a previous post here on BP

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    Aileen
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    7 years ago

    Maybe you overwatered it? Lol

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    Daria B
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    7 years ago

    That's why we use remote controllers.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago (edited)

    You were reading at 3?

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    Kaisu Rei
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    7 years ago

    Parents shouldn't leave the fish tank "open" when there are little kids around

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    Monday
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    7 years ago

    I did this too....only once.

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    Noez
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    7 years ago

    This gives me ideas...

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    Noez
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    7 years ago

    Sisters are both a blessing and a curse... Mostly a curse.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago

    :-(

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    Noez
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    7 years ago (edited)

    Now he has microscopic heat vision!

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago

    😎

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