Having grown up in Australia, I sometimes take our weird and wonderful lingo for granted. Sure, every culture develops its own unique slang; I thought I had learned Spanish until I turned up in Spain to discover that people have a 'language within a language,' countless funny and often rude idioms and phrases that they just don't teach you at school.
Australia is the same. You haven't truly experienced Australia until you've had a chat with a random bogan in a bluey, durry in hand while smashing down a tinny in his stubbies and thongs. If you're lucky, he might let you help yourself to the contents of his esky, chuck a snag or two on the barbie and discuss whether he reckons the pies have got a chance of winning the flag this year. (Pro tip: the pies are a bunch of sooks and sheilas, catters all the way mate).
Needless to say, when foreigners come into contact with all this nonsensical Australian slang, it can be a bit of a head-scratcher. The internet is providing tons of opportunities for a bit of cross-cultural education, and it's always fun trying to help the uninitiated try to decode our unique way of using English words. Need proof? Scroll down below to check out some Tumblr users who were just fair dinkum stumped by it the Aussie slang, and needed an explanation. What do ya reckon? Let us know what you think in the comments!
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Greatest Phrase In The English Language
HAHAHA! Funny because it's true! I'm Australian and have never heard that saying though.
Load More Replies...Hm, there was a continuation of this post where someone explained that Australians love to f**k with tourists by making up b******t Aussie thing, like the phrase in this post. Any Australians here who can comment if this is true?
Completely true. The FB site "Drop Bears" is a prime example.
Load More Replies...I am Australian and I have never heard anyone say, or said this my entire life.
It was originally a Tumblr post where a bunch of Australians told op that it was a prank.
Load More Replies...Nope. Have never heard that phrase. Unless its a FNQ (far north Queensland) thing but even then. No.
I don't care if it's authentic or not! It's brilliant and I can hardly wait to use it.
In order to help you with the short intro above, here are a few funny words to say:
Bogan: An uncouth or unsophisticated person regarded as being of low social status, similar to your American redneck, but used in a slightly more good-natured way.
"Check out that fella with the mullet. What a bogan!"
Melting Thongs
Guy I don't know you personally but I wish I did lol you are Hilarious!!!
Load More Replies...Thongs are not commonly known as flip flops, maybe over 60 years ago.
Load More Replies...In the US, thongs used to also mean flip-flop until the ridiculous a*****e-wiping thong underwear became an unfortunate thing.
I've heard plenty of Americans refer to them as 'thongs' what you don't hear in a lot of America is slippers. Lived two years in Hawaii 14 years ago and I still call them slippers.
Durry: A cigarette, usually of the Winny Gold or PJ 30s variety. But never menthols. That shit'll give you cancer.
Tinny: A can of ice-cold beer, often a VB, Tooheys, Swan Lager or XXXX, depends on what state you're in. But never, ever a Fosters.
"Hey Macca, ya got a spare durry mate? I'm fangin' for one over here." "Yeah righto Robbo, hold me tinny and I'll grab ya one, ya bloody scab."
Everything Is Chips
So you’re from the country where a garage is a gas station, a robot is a traffic light, and a bakkie is a pickup truck. I was pretty confused when I visited Bloemfontein for the first time, since Austrian schools only taught Oxford English.
Load More Replies...Well you usually wouldn't order a packet of chips (crisps) from where you are ordering hot chips (fries)
Load More Replies...Cheezles are like Cheetos, only shaped like a ring so you can put them on your finger. They. Are. Delicious.
Noooo Twisties and Cheezels aren't chips! They're Twisties and Cheezels FFS. Also, Pringles are Pringles but Doritos are corn chips.
Same category tho. The aile of chips, consists of all those.
Load More Replies...No. Because then I'm only going to get you the same damn thing every time.
So Snoop Dogg speaks a little bit Australian? "Gimme some Chizzles for dinzle..." => "I want some chips for dinner"... Or whatever, I'm bad at Snoop talking!
Bluey: A blue singlet, traditionally made by the brand Bonds, that you can wear to just about any occasion in the summer months. Often also referred to with a slang word 'wife-beater,' but this term has become increasingly frowned upon.
"Bloody hell Charlene, I'm down to my last 6 blueys! Grab us a pack next time you're in town will ya?"
Meaning Of Mate
Except possibly when they're actually your mate (aka best friend)
Load More Replies...Mate, is more of a cant remember your name so I'll call you mate. Old mate is some random guy
I'm Australian and never in my life would I call anyone a c****. We're not as classes as these posts like to portray us. I do however call people "old mate" if I don't know them or can't remember their name :)
Well a lot of Australian slang is taken from British English slang, we are very similar in our vocabulary.
Load More Replies...that last one, is 100% correct. The closer the friend, the worse the insult allowed. ;)
If I called any of my friends the C word they would not be my friends. Honestly if this is actually happening ugh.
Many different ways to use it, you can use it nicely like on your friends birthday "happy birthday you old c**t", if your friend is moaning you could say "stop being a moany c**t", if he is being tight and won't give you something you could say "stop being a tight c**t" and that is all perfectly acceptable between friends. To people you don't like it's said a bit harsher and with more aggression, it's all about context.
Load More Replies...Aussie Slang
Fair dinkum! South Africans and Aussies share a lot of similarities, whether we like it or not. I understood that perfectly, with a bit of background knowledge and a whole lot of my own culture and slang.
Ha that's interesting! I want a South African slang post thing on boredpanda now lol
Load More Replies...This kinda of language is really from the outback woop woop and even then it's extreme. Most people living in the major cities, regional and country areas don't speak like this...unless they're visiting from the outback woop woop (redneck) areas. I lived in Aus for over 30 yrs and I've never heard anyone speak like this.
Never heard it called ‘goon sack’ - have heat it called ‘Cardboardeaux’
I'm Australian, and I love the internets take on us. It is sooooo wrong no one at least in my generation or in the generations I have met speak like this at all. I mean we see Americans as well... anyways and English as I guess more posh or something like that and Japanese as serious and sweet. Society has way to many stereotypes!
Stubbies and Thongs: Completing the bogan uniform are a pair of short, tight shorts, perfect for showing off those chicken legs and accentuating the beer gut. And no, not a G-string (G-banga), thongs are footwear that are otherwise known as flip-flops or, hilariously, 'jandals' if you're a kiwi (New Zealander).
"I've busted a plug on me thongs again, anyone got any gaffa tape?"
Trakky-Dacks
Many South Africans call any kind of sneaker takkies (tackys). I don't know why, it's just the way it is.
My friend said in South Africa things tend to get called generically a product name. So for example the most famous washing powder was called OMO. So now it's become "Pick me up some Tide OMO". Or Purex OMO. I'm guessing tackys might be a shortening of a sneaker brand with a name like Tactical. All vacuums are called Hoovers (brand name Hoover) etc. Dyson hoover Shark Hoover.
Load More Replies...Tracky daks are part of our national dress code. A strong cultural icon, trakies are a signal to others that you just woke up, have the flu or are having a chill one. A regular attire in Australia, tracky dams are usually worn with sheepskin boots or thongs. 80% of Australians remove all clothing when entering their homes and chuck on some tracky daks.
Oh how I miss my trackies. Living in FNQ, no need for a jumper even!
Load More Replies...blokes think weve just let a few roos loose in the top paddock, making up names yeah nah
Well, we could grab a slab of stubbies, put on a screamer, sit back and watch the sceptics try to tolerate a dunny on a hot summer arvo!
Put on your anzug and get out to play. We call them - anzug.
Esky: A portable, hard-plastic cooler that comes in a variety of colours and sizes, and is most useful for chocking up with ice and beer. Also makes a great makeshift chair at the cricket or footy.
Snag: A sausage. A staple at any normal BBQ (barbie), often wrapped diagonal-wise on a single piece of white bread and smothered in tomato sauce. A few grilled onions thrown on top if you're feeling particularly gourmet. Other barbie favourites include: rissoles, which are basically burger patties with a few breadcrumbs mixed in; steak, T-bone is a favorite cut, and a bit of salad on the side. Contrary to the popularized saying 'chuck another shrimp on the barbie,' that must be happening in another part of Australia coz I never saw a shrimp at a barbie in my life.
Australian Slang
Seppo means american. Septic tank = yank. Please don't shoot the messenger!! Bungers I think are fireworks but in our house they are ready meals - as in something you can bung in the oven.. bunger.
Load More Replies...@Jaz Seppo is short for Septic Tank, which is rhyming slang for Yank, which meant American during the war. However the rest of that c**p is made up snippets from over the top Australian jargon, for a start no one but Alf Stewart from Home and Away says Stone the Flaming Crows, and why would anyone look for 'good/excellent' pictures of a dorkier member of society in a sweat suit and flip flops, the whole structure of this makes no sense at all, and it is really annoying to see us portrayed so commonly for one, but also in such a made up nonsensical way. I do agree we do have a particular way of slanging off, but not like this.
Me reading the slang below be like “UP THE PIES” PS it’s pronounced poiwyes
must have a couple roos loose in the top paddock if he thinks its shonky
Now I'm picturing Alf Stewart, screaming "stone the flamin' crows, ya flamin' mongrel!"
I'm surprised not to see the funky South African in the top comments here xD
Pies and Catters: Collingwood and Geelong football clubs. Australian football is the national sport, one that has to be watched to be understood. It's physical, fast-paced and full of action, and the players wear basically blueys and stubbies (see above) in true bogan style. Teams fight it out each season to win the championship (flag), culminating in Grand Final Day (think superbowl) which stops the nation as two teams go toe-to-toe in front of 100,000 people at the magnificent MCG, an iconic stadium in Melbourne. The Pies (Collingwood) are a historically successful team that everyone loves to hate, kind of like the Dallas Cowboys or Manchester United of the AFL.
Macca's
I'm Australian and it's always Maccas. Never ever hear micky d's here. Sign is always McDonald's
Confusing Aussie Slang
I was recently taken aback to learn that we South African's apparently mispronounce litchi, according to my Aussie friend. Well, firstly I spell it litchi, instead of lychee. And we pronounce it lee-chee, whereas he pronounces it lie-chee... Who knew that I could have a massive argument about a tiny fruit?!
I'm Canadian and I've only heard "pee-can" except for some people on like TV or movies who say "peh-cahn".
Geez! ‘Aluminium’ = Al - yoo - f*****g - mini - um’ Double Geez! It’s not ‘Erb’ it’s f*****g HERB because there’s a f*****g ‘h’ in it
As annoying as BAYSIL. It’s BASIL god damn it.
Load More Replies...I love the subtle - or in some cases, not so subtle differences between Brit, Aussie, Yankee, Kiwi and Saffa pronunciation of the same English words. And the fact that the arguments can get so heated as to who is correct. E.g. Yoghurt... (commence debate!)
USA Indiana (Midwest) We pronounce it pea-con. In the southern states they pronounce it as pea-can.
Fair Dinkum: or 'fair dinks' for short (we love to shorten everything at every opportunity), this versatile phrase is used for emphasis, surprise, or confirming that something is true. I would use it most often in the same way you would say "seriously?"
"Did ya hear Jonno got busted rootin Daryl's missus?!"
"Whaaat. Fair dinkum?"
Yeah Nah
omg, yeah nah, I love that. People really do say this, even the educated ones! We're thinking out loud to agree with you, then nah, coz we've changed our minds!
What a galah thus drongo is, fancy tellin an Aussie not to speak, stone the crows mate, that’s a bit rich. We don’t tell you seppos to stop with your yank speak, that’s just not cricket !
The Most Australian Sentence
Australian here, C**t is friend Mate is someone I call when I don't remember their name.
in the US, the "c" word is very derogatory to women. i've been watching a lot of Aussie shows lately & was mildly shocked that it's just another word, and not derogatory, to them! ce la vie, i say! the older i get, the less i am offended by anything
It's a satisfying word to say. We use it it different ways, but tone is everything. When we say it calm and attach a complimentary word, for example, "She's a tough c**t, got a heart of gold though" or "He's a loyal c**t that bloke, he won't let people talk c**p about his mates aye". Or if we let it rip it's our harshest insult. Not everyone says it, there's still quite a few who are offended by having it said in their presence. I call my female mates it in a friendly way. :)
Load More Replies...The c word definitely has positive connotations here in NZ... particularly if it’s preceded by a positive adjective such as ‘good’, ‘awesome’ or ‘choice’
In America, we call distant friends friends. Good friends a slightly offensive title like “dummy”. Best friends are things like “Dumbass b***h” or yeah c**t and stuff
Perfect Slang Example
Love this, a beautiful slang message to his love Edit: yes, I am Australian
Greetings Australian Silverfish_13: are there any slang words that you have in common with your New Zealand neighbours, and others that are completely undecipherable to you?
Load More Replies...Australian To English Translation
Really most of our slang can be understood if you read it out loud and compared it to other words
Load More Replies...WTH? Here in Melbourne cigarettes are mostly called ciggies or smokes. Never durry.
Have A Good One
I feel like a seppo wrote this. No Aussie thinks we're the only ones that say that.
Australian Time
my mum just say "half past" or "quarter to" and for years I would question her just like half past WHAT quarter to WHAT!!! I figured it our now.
Aussie Traffic Reports
I know chockers - in the UK that would be an abbreviation of chock-a-block meaning crammed full.
I can guess the rest from context, but I have no idea what bingle means. Car crash maybe?
Translation: There’s been an accident out in Broadmeadows ( one of Melbournes western suburbs) tow-trucks are on site but as a result there’s traffic jams in that direction.
TRANSLATION: "There's an accident in Broady (a location - either a street, shopping mall, or suburb, depending on what city you're in. Could be slang for "Broadway" which is a well known shopping centre / shopping mall in Sydney)... tow-trucks are on site, but as a result, there's a traffic jam in that direction". ("Broadway" in Sydney, is at an intersection of 3 major roads, so if there's an accident "at Broadway" is will be jammed up in *every* direction for hours....)
Ysee we don’t know what they mean individually, but we just know what they mean in a sentence
it says got a breakdown tow trucks are there but its traffic in that direction
there was a car crash out at broafy... tow truck drivers on site but as a result there is a lot of traffic in that direction.
Confusing Aussie Slang
The more I read of this list, I wonder what the hell has happened in the past ten years that I have somehow missed in my own country, for a start if anyone called a blow job a Gobbie on the other side of the 90's I do not think anyone would have ever gotten one, how gross sounding. I know we say Gob for Mouth but seriously Gobbie, is this another state thing ?
I quite liked the word Gobbie - makes more sense than blow job really. Which I had to explain to my younger sister who I'm sure was not alone in thinking you actually did blow - long time ago now!
Load More Replies...Australian here, never heard of a gobbie. It’s a blow job, or head job.
Gobbie? I thought that meant someone was getting a bit chopsy (rude) Gob in the U.K. is mouth or spit e.g- “Shut your gob” Or “don’t gob on the floor” A blowjob is a blowjob or a blowie
Australian 'I Love You'
um....IF I offered one of my Tim Tams to anyone, it would indeed be a sign of deep and lasting love.
I'm an American. A friend bought a pack of Tim-tams while we were in France. Those things are magical
Funny Aussie Slang
p**s up not only covers party, it can just mean going out with the intention to get drunk, so in other words any day from Thursday to Sunday night :P
Was going to say, booze has to be involved. You can't say "We've booked a clown for my kids birthday p**s up"
Load More Replies...A lot of Aussie slang originates in UK, even though it's been over 100 years since the convicts went to Aus.
and all the non-convicts that went with them - soldiers, guards etc.
Load More Replies...I'm so pissed off about it pissing it down on the one day I have off work to get pissed. There won't be another chance for a p**s up til next week now
Load More Replies...P**s up means going out on the p**s/going out for a bender/going drinking (UK) and choccy biccy is standard
Aussie Slang
Yeah nah yeah. See, yeah nah means no while nah yeah means yes. Yeah nah yeah also means yes while nah yeah nah means no HOWEVER yeah yeah nah means no while nah nah yeah means yes. Its complex.
Sounds like it's not that complex, you just always take the last word for truth. Of course I'm not entirely certain that you're not making this all up.
Load More Replies...‘Yeah nah’ is a new zealander’s way of saying ‘ I respectively disagreee with you but I want us to remain friends while still maintaining my independence to have my own opinion ‘
In retrospect, it really is quite Canadian....
Load More Replies...Swagman
We have our own 12 days of Christmas song. It includes “and an emu up a gum tree” and it is absolutely true and funny
yeah nah the aussie christmas song is aussie jingle bells it just explains us u kno
Heaps
But what is a heap? Edit: I know it means many. Thought it might be something different, because this use of the word isn't exclusive to Australia (to the best of my knowledge).
I don't think this is Australian but seemed weird - I read 'heaping spoonfulls' when usually I would see heaped.
I really hope these aren't americans (or other english speakers) getting confused by this.,
Sunrise Rhonda
Tag line from a popular commercial here that was sort of a series -- this line became a running joke.
As an Australian, I can vouch that these are accurate, especially when dealing with non-australians.
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Oh I so hope someone finds time/patience to do the same post for South African English! I grew up in Pretoria and moved back to Italy at 13, at a certain point in my education I found myself in a class with a boy from UK, another from Texas, another from Australia and another from Switzerland. We literally drove our English teacher crazy being they we were all way better speakers than her and we would constantly make fun of each other for our accents and slang! Laughed their heads off the first time I called my new Nike's "takkies"!
Neighbours taught me everything i know about Aussie slang, and being a Brit probably helps.
Some of these made me cringe, and some are just orchestrated silliness, but I will admit that the longer I spend talking to people from other countries over the years, you come to realise that Australia is a very mixed bag when it comes to language and experiences. One of my biggest realisations was that people do not say BLOODY like Australians do, we rarely if ever say the word to actually mean anything to do with blood. The other one that almost caused an argument with some Americans was when I referred to a ladies night out as a SHOCKER and her reaction was to try and rip my head off (as much as you can online) I had no idea what I had said to offend, but apparently saying someone had a shocker may mean they performed a rather daring sexual act, whereas down here it just means you had such a big night that the next morning you really cannot function.
Oh my gawd! being an Aussie I can tell you, I go to USA regularly and I ALWAYS have to tone down my Aussieness just so the Yanks (Americans) can understand me! One of my dearest American friends told me to stop being American and keep our slang (shortened language) You call a tap a faucet, I was like, "Why would I force it?" You call a front porch a stoop, I was like, "Stoop? Surely I can just walk in?" So much of language even when it is English is often difficult to understand due to cultural issues. But bloody heck, chuck me a vino and shut your gob and get stood on! ( translation; Pour me a glass of wine, stop talking and stop being disrespectful!) Oh, I hope we never lose our Aussieness....which sadly here we seem to be doing. Youth do not understand an Aussie slang even in general basic slang.
Just for the record, "stoop" is regional and in my region (Midwest) we say "front porch". Also, stoop technically refers to the top of the steps, so if someone doesn't have an actual wide porch, then stoop is correct. So, there you go... Also, I think a lot of times the rudeness sadly reflects on education level. Lately, though, I've noticed that people that are not good with language, i.e. visual vs. auditory, have a hard time and may feel inadequate because they truly can't understand.
Load More Replies...I spent a couple of days in Geraldton, Austalia in 1980. I can't remember hearing any of this. Perhaps I wasn't there long enough.
I worked for an australian, and I noticed how many things end in -y or -ie. Dunny for outhouse; lolly for all candy, moggy for cat; kitty for house change (I'm forgetting tons)--then the clothing: Singlet for undershirt, jumper for sweater; then shithouse for a bad day
Jumper is another one I had no idea was weird until saying you have to grab one off the line, and they think you mean something crazy is happening, like person jumping off of something.
Load More Replies...Some of these sound so goofy that I'm not sure how to feel about it. Also, I don't want to call my friends c***s - come on, I need to keep up my supply of quick genital insults.
Thank you, I am appalled that this is being said as a truth, in some groups maybe, but not overall an Aussie thing to do, I cannot even fathom the fights that would come from this or the misunderstandings of someone feeling they were closer to someone than they were and greeting them this way.
Load More Replies...I am crying with laughter and booking my tix to Australia...this is the best! XD
As an Australian, I can vouch that these are accurate, especially when dealing with non-australians.
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Oh I so hope someone finds time/patience to do the same post for South African English! I grew up in Pretoria and moved back to Italy at 13, at a certain point in my education I found myself in a class with a boy from UK, another from Texas, another from Australia and another from Switzerland. We literally drove our English teacher crazy being they we were all way better speakers than her and we would constantly make fun of each other for our accents and slang! Laughed their heads off the first time I called my new Nike's "takkies"!
Neighbours taught me everything i know about Aussie slang, and being a Brit probably helps.
Some of these made me cringe, and some are just orchestrated silliness, but I will admit that the longer I spend talking to people from other countries over the years, you come to realise that Australia is a very mixed bag when it comes to language and experiences. One of my biggest realisations was that people do not say BLOODY like Australians do, we rarely if ever say the word to actually mean anything to do with blood. The other one that almost caused an argument with some Americans was when I referred to a ladies night out as a SHOCKER and her reaction was to try and rip my head off (as much as you can online) I had no idea what I had said to offend, but apparently saying someone had a shocker may mean they performed a rather daring sexual act, whereas down here it just means you had such a big night that the next morning you really cannot function.
Oh my gawd! being an Aussie I can tell you, I go to USA regularly and I ALWAYS have to tone down my Aussieness just so the Yanks (Americans) can understand me! One of my dearest American friends told me to stop being American and keep our slang (shortened language) You call a tap a faucet, I was like, "Why would I force it?" You call a front porch a stoop, I was like, "Stoop? Surely I can just walk in?" So much of language even when it is English is often difficult to understand due to cultural issues. But bloody heck, chuck me a vino and shut your gob and get stood on! ( translation; Pour me a glass of wine, stop talking and stop being disrespectful!) Oh, I hope we never lose our Aussieness....which sadly here we seem to be doing. Youth do not understand an Aussie slang even in general basic slang.
Just for the record, "stoop" is regional and in my region (Midwest) we say "front porch". Also, stoop technically refers to the top of the steps, so if someone doesn't have an actual wide porch, then stoop is correct. So, there you go... Also, I think a lot of times the rudeness sadly reflects on education level. Lately, though, I've noticed that people that are not good with language, i.e. visual vs. auditory, have a hard time and may feel inadequate because they truly can't understand.
Load More Replies...I spent a couple of days in Geraldton, Austalia in 1980. I can't remember hearing any of this. Perhaps I wasn't there long enough.
I worked for an australian, and I noticed how many things end in -y or -ie. Dunny for outhouse; lolly for all candy, moggy for cat; kitty for house change (I'm forgetting tons)--then the clothing: Singlet for undershirt, jumper for sweater; then shithouse for a bad day
Jumper is another one I had no idea was weird until saying you have to grab one off the line, and they think you mean something crazy is happening, like person jumping off of something.
Load More Replies...Some of these sound so goofy that I'm not sure how to feel about it. Also, I don't want to call my friends c***s - come on, I need to keep up my supply of quick genital insults.
Thank you, I am appalled that this is being said as a truth, in some groups maybe, but not overall an Aussie thing to do, I cannot even fathom the fights that would come from this or the misunderstandings of someone feeling they were closer to someone than they were and greeting them this way.
Load More Replies...I am crying with laughter and booking my tix to Australia...this is the best! XD
