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Having grown up in Australia, I sometimes take our weird and wonderful lingo for granted. Sure, every culture develops its own unique slang; I thought I had learned Spanish until I turned up in Spain to discover that people have a 'language within a language,' countless funny and often rude idioms and phrases that they just don't teach you at school.

Australia is the same. You haven't truly experienced Australia until you've had a chat with a random bogan in a bluey, durry in hand while smashing down a tinny in his stubbies and thongs. If you're lucky, he might let you help yourself to the contents of his esky, chuck a snag or two on the barbie and discuss whether he reckons the pies have got a chance of winning the flag this year. (Pro tip: the pies are a bunch of sooks and sheilas, catters all the way mate).

Needless to say, when foreigners come into contact with all this nonsensical Australian slang, it can be a bit of a head-scratcher. The internet is providing tons of opportunities for a bit of cross-cultural education, and it's always fun trying to help the uninitiated try to decode our unique way of using English words. Need proof? Scroll down below to check out some Tumblr users who were just fair dinkum stumped by it the Aussie slang, and needed an explanation. What do ya reckon? Let us know what you think in the comments!

#1

Greatest Phrase In The English Language

Greatest Phrase In The English Language

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Withnail
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, have you seen the size of a huntsman? That thing will f**k YOU!

Peta_C
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHA! Funny because it's true! I'm Australian and have never heard that saying though.

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Random Panda
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hm, there was a continuation of this post where someone explained that Australians love to f**k with tourists by making up b******t Aussie thing, like the phrase in this post. Any Australians here who can comment if this is true?

Tamerah Long
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Completely true. The FB site "Drop Bears" is a prime example.

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mouse dog
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am Australian and I have never heard anyone say, or said this my entire life.

The Phantom of the Opera
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was originally a Tumblr post where a bunch of Australians told op that it was a prank.

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Kim Fitzgibbon
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope. Have never heard that phrase. Unless its a FNQ (far north Queensland) thing but even then. No.

Shazza
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That saying is very common here in the Outback NSW.. My hubby says it all the time

Kenny Kulbiski
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't care if it's authentic or not! It's brilliant and I can hardly wait to use it.

Marilena Mela
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Italy we say "I'm not here to brush dolls' hair"

Izzy S-B
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how you guys say 'australians' like we're some creature getting featured on bindi the jungle girl

Pamela24
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've heard that from Margot Robbie on The Graham Norton Show. :D Look it up on youtube, but you have to look for an interview with Alicia Vikander (that part is also brilliant).

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In order to help you with the short intro above, here are a few funny words to say:

Bogan: An uncouth or unsophisticated person regarded as being of low social status, similar to your American redneck, but used in a slightly more good-natured way.

"Check out that fella with the mullet. What a bogan!"

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    #2

    Melting Thongs

    Melting Thongs

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    Withnail
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gave an entirely new meaning to it being hot down under! 😂

    Carin Johnson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy I don't know you personally but I wish I did lol you are Hilarious!!!

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    Michael Norris
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thong is a common name for flip-flops in the U.S.

    Dawn Horock
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thongs are not commonly known as flip flops, maybe over 60 years ago.

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    Honey
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call them thongs in Canada too. America is weird.

    Marnee DeRider
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US, thongs used to also mean flip-flop until the ridiculous a*****e-wiping thong underwear became an unfortunate thing.

    Katie Smith
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard plenty of Americans refer to them as 'thongs' what you don't hear in a lot of America is slippers. Lived two years in Hawaii 14 years ago and I still call them slippers.

    Tambot
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in Canada calling flip flops " thongs" too

    N G
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flip flops between your legs would make you walk funny

    makenzie stephenson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im American, i knew wht they was talking bout tho

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    Durry: A cigarette, usually of the Winny Gold or PJ 30s variety. But never menthols. That shit'll give you cancer.

    Tinny: A can of ice-cold beer, often a VB, Tooheys, Swan Lager or XXXX, depends on what state you're in. But never, ever a Fosters.

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    "Hey Macca, ya got a spare durry mate? I'm fangin' for one over here." "Yeah righto Robbo, hold me tinny and I'll grab ya one, ya bloody scab."

    #3

    Everything Is Chips

    Everything Is Chips

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    Withnail
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm South African. Yes, to all of the above!

    chi-wei shen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you’re from the country where a garage is a gas station, a robot is a traffic light, and a bakkie is a pickup truck. I was pretty confused when I visited Bloemfontein for the first time, since Austrian schools only taught Oxford English.

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    Tacitus86
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the hell do know if you are ordering chips or fries then???

    Miztre
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you usually wouldn't order a packet of chips (crisps) from where you are ordering hot chips (fries)

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    Krystine Patterson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheezles, think of South Park; Cheesy Pouffs

    AvengingDragon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheezles are like Cheetos, only shaped like a ring so you can put them on your finger. They. Are. Delicious.

    Miztre
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo Twisties and Cheezels aren't chips! They're Twisties and Cheezels FFS. Also, Pringles are Pringles but Doritos are corn chips.

    Nihal Shroff
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same category tho. The aile of chips, consists of all those.

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    Lachlan Steininger
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am australian but cheezles are always cheezles

    Master Markus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Because then I'm only going to get you the same damn thing every time.

    SykesDaMan
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Snoop Dogg speaks a little bit Australian? "Gimme some Chizzles for dinzle..." => "I want some chips for dinner"... Or whatever, I'm bad at Snoop talking!

    Jes Peucker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Btw for the slang below a Bluey is also a person with red hair:)

    Leilani Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly whats with these fancy shmancy names, theyre chips mate

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    Bluey: A blue singlet, traditionally made by the brand Bonds, that you can wear to just about any occasion in the summer months. Often also referred to with a slang word 'wife-beater,' but this term has become increasingly frowned upon.

    "Bloody hell Charlene, I'm down to my last 6 blueys! Grab us a pack next time you're in town will ya?"

    #4

    Meaning Of Mate

    Meaning Of Mate

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    Blakkur Sverrir
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Gender-issues in Australia. The rest of us can learn so much

    Parmeisan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except possibly when they're actually your mate (aka best friend)

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    Jaz Jensen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mate, is more of a cant remember your name so I'll call you mate. Old mate is some random guy

    Tamerah Long
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Australian and never in my life would I call anyone a c****. We're not as classes as these posts like to portray us. I do however call people "old mate" if I don't know them or can't remember their name :)

    cc
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Aussies are like Londoners then?

    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well a lot of Australian slang is taken from British English slang, we are very similar in our vocabulary.

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    Zara
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how best freind is just the worst one but it is kinda true with me too cause youre just joking around!

    Pseudo Puppy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that last one, is 100% correct. The closer the friend, the worse the insult allowed. ;)

    Amanda Ford
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very similar to the UK from what I've heard (USian here)

    Sasy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I called any of my friends the C word they would not be my friends. Honestly if this is actually happening ugh.

    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many different ways to use it, you can use it nicely like on your friends birthday "happy birthday you old c**t", if your friend is moaning you could say "stop being a moany c**t", if he is being tight and won't give you something you could say "stop being a tight c**t" and that is all perfectly acceptable between friends. To people you don't like it's said a bit harsher and with more aggression, it's all about context.

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    Long Joan Silver
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can confirm that all of this is true!

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    #5

    Aussie Slang

    Aussie Slang

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    Withnail
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair dinkum! South Africans and Aussies share a lot of similarities, whether we like it or not. I understood that perfectly, with a bit of background knowledge and a whole lot of my own culture and slang.

    Just a Purpler
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha that's interesting! I want a South African slang post thing on boredpanda now lol

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    Krystine Patterson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kinda of language is really from the outback woop woop and even then it's extreme. Most people living in the major cities, regional and country areas don't speak like this...unless they're visiting from the outback woop woop (redneck) areas. I lived in Aus for over 30 yrs and I've never heard anyone speak like this.

    David Williams
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard it called ‘goon sack’ - have heat it called ‘Cardboardeaux’

    Leilani Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mate i loved doin skids in the arvo

    Debster
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google translate has gotten really good.

    Akash GG
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ute = car??? I thought a ute was more of a a pick-up truck or something like that, sturdier than that 'backie' thing...

    Elizabeth Mitchell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see any problem understanding this.

    Parmeisan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... the "alcohol store"? Is that what Americans call it? Not the Liquor Store or the Liquor Board?

    Hello please don't judge
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Australian, and I love the internets take on us. It is sooooo wrong no one at least in my generation or in the generations I have met speak like this at all. I mean we see Americans as well... anyways and English as I guess more posh or something like that and Japanese as serious and sweet. Society has way to many stereotypes!

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    Stubbies and Thongs: Completing the bogan uniform are a pair of short, tight shorts, perfect for showing off those chicken legs and accentuating the beer gut. And no, not a G-string (G-banga), thongs are footwear that are otherwise known as flip-flops or, hilariously, 'jandals' if you're a kiwi (New Zealander).

    "I've busted a plug on me thongs again, anyone got any gaffa tape?"

    #6

    Trakky-Dacks

    Trakky-Dacks

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    Withnail
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many South Africans call any kind of sneaker takkies (tackys). I don't know why, it's just the way it is.

    Susan Mesick
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend said in South Africa things tend to get called generically a product name. So for example the most famous washing powder was called OMO. So now it's become "Pick me up some Tide OMO". Or Purex OMO. I'm guessing tackys might be a shortening of a sneaker brand with a name like Tactical. All vacuums are called Hoovers (brand name Hoover) etc. Dyson hoover Shark Hoover.

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    Sasy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It comes from Track Suit to Track Suit Pants, to trackies for track suit and dacks for pants. In Australia we tend to shorten or lengthen according to the day of the month or the minute of the day :P

    Jaz Jensen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Australian and wear my trackies around the house

    Han
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tracky daks are part of our national dress code. A strong cultural icon, trakies are a signal to others that you just woke up, have the flu or are having a chill one. A regular attire in Australia, tracky dams are usually worn with sheepskin boots or thongs. 80% of Australians remove all clothing when entering their homes and chuck on some tracky daks.

    Miztre
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh how I miss my trackies. Living in FNQ, no need for a jumper even!

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    Kelly Horrigan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In New Zealand they fall them fatpants LOL

    Leilani Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    blokes think weve just let a few roos loose in the top paddock, making up names yeah nah

    Mrs Spencer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call sweatpants joggers or trakkies in the U.K.

    Charles Mitchell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we could grab a slab of stubbies, put on a screamer, sit back and watch the sceptics try to tolerate a dunny on a hot summer arvo!

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    Esky: A portable, hard-plastic cooler that comes in a variety of colours and sizes, and is most useful for chocking up with ice and beer. Also makes a great makeshift chair at the cricket or footy.

    Snag: A sausage. A staple at any normal BBQ (barbie), often wrapped diagonal-wise on a single piece of white bread and smothered in tomato sauce. A few grilled onions thrown on top if you're feeling particularly gourmet. Other barbie favourites include: rissoles, which are basically burger patties with a few breadcrumbs mixed in; steak, T-bone is a favorite cut, and a bit of salad on the side. Contrary to the popularized saying 'chuck another shrimp on the barbie,' that must be happening in another part of Australia coz I never saw a shrimp at a barbie in my life.

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    #7

    Australian Slang

    Australian Slang

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    Jaz Jensen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seppo and bungers I have never heard of it I'm Aussie too

    Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seppo means american. Septic tank = yank. Please don't shoot the messenger!! Bungers I think are fireworks but in our house they are ready meals - as in something you can bung in the oven.. bunger.

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    Sasy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Jaz Seppo is short for Septic Tank, which is rhyming slang for Yank, which meant American during the war. However the rest of that c**p is made up snippets from over the top Australian jargon, for a start no one but Alf Stewart from Home and Away says Stone the Flaming Crows, and why would anyone look for 'good/excellent' pictures of a dorkier member of society in a sweat suit and flip flops, the whole structure of this makes no sense at all, and it is really annoying to see us portrayed so commonly for one, but also in such a made up nonsensical way. I do agree we do have a particular way of slanging off, but not like this.

    Pseudo Puppy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup... understood that 100%... the joys of being fluent in Ocker. ;)

    Jes Peucker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me reading the slang below be like “UP THE PIES” PS it’s pronounced poiwyes

    Leilani Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    must have a couple roos loose in the top paddock if he thinks its shonky

    Long Joan Silver
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm picturing Alf Stewart, screaming "stone the flamin' crows, ya flamin' mongrel!"

    RedFox11
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    REALISTICALLY, no-one in Australia uses the majority of this slang UNLESS they are being completely ironic or making a joke. Seriously, please.

    Помаже Бог
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised not to see the funky South African in the top comments here xD

    meow point1
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marlin actually is Australian.

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    Pies and Catters: Collingwood and Geelong football clubs. Australian football is the national sport, one that has to be watched to be understood. It's physical, fast-paced and full of action, and the players wear basically blueys and stubbies (see above) in true bogan style. Teams fight it out each season to win the championship (flag), culminating in Grand Final Day (think superbowl) which stops the nation as two teams go toe-to-toe in front of 100,000 people at the magnificent MCG, an iconic stadium in Melbourne. The Pies (Collingwood) are a historically successful team that everyone loves to hate, kind of like the Dallas Cowboys or Manchester United of the AFL.

    #8

    Macca's

    Macca's

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    Withnail
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mickey D's, over here. Anywhere else?

    Han
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aussie lingo, we just get to the point and drop time wasting syllables. Service station - servo Afternoon- arvo Football-footy Terry-Tez Gary-Gaz Lauren-Loz Pavlova-pav Cigarette-ciggie Woolworths-woolies Spaghetti Bolognas -spag bol Ambulance-ambo Fireman-firey I should stop.

    Nela Rothenbach
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Germans say "Mäkkes"....sounds similar to maccas

    Wina Jackson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Indonesia we called them mekdi.. Just for fun

    Vicky Zar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call it Maccas in Germany too. We just do not write it on the restaurand. It's just short for McDonalds. Or we call it McDoof, which means McStupid. Lol

    Jaz Jensen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Australian and it's always Maccas. Never ever hear micky d's here. Sign is always McDonald's

    meow point1
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought "grog" was pirate slang, not Australian slang.

    Russian Otaku
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or its more proper name mcshittles

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    #9

    Confusing Aussie Slang

    Confusing Aussie Slang

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    Withnail
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was recently taken aback to learn that we South African's apparently mispronounce litchi, according to my Aussie friend. Well, firstly I spell it litchi, instead of lychee. And we pronounce it lee-chee, whereas he pronounces it lie-chee... Who knew that I could have a massive argument about a tiny fruit?!

    EADC
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to acknowledge Lychee as a word, its lee-chee.

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    Master Markus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Canadian and I've only heard "pee-can" except for some people on like TV or movies who say "peh-cahn".

    David Williams
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez! ‘Aluminium’ = Al - yoo - f*****g - mini - um’ Double Geez! It’s not ‘Erb’ it’s f*****g HERB because there’s a f*****g ‘h’ in it

    CultOfBambi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the subtle - or in some cases, not so subtle differences between Brit, Aussie, Yankee, Kiwi and Saffa pronunciation of the same English words. And the fact that the arguments can get so heated as to who is correct. E.g. Yoghurt... (commence debate!)

    Withnail
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a yes over here. I've only ever heard pee-kahn in movies.

    Dawn Horock
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USA Indiana (Midwest) We pronounce it pea-con. In the southern states they pronounce it as pea-can.

    Veronica Vatter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Georgia, USA and that's how I pronounce it!

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    Fair Dinkum: or 'fair dinks' for short (we love to shorten everything at every opportunity), this versatile phrase is used for emphasis, surprise, or confirming that something is true. I would use it most often in the same way you would say "seriously?"

    "Did ya hear Jonno got busted rootin Daryl's missus?!"

    "Whaaat. Fair dinkum?"

    #10

    Yeah Nah

    Yeah Nah

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    Sasy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can whomever Android18 is please show proper respect and capitalise Australia. Thank you, sincerely an Australian with words a plenty.

    Krystine Patterson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg, yeah nah, I love that. People really do say this, even the educated ones! We're thinking out loud to agree with you, then nah, coz we've changed our minds!

    Jes Peucker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We sitting here saying yeah nah to everything

    Steven Campbell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a galah thus drongo is, fancy tellin an Aussie not to speak, stone the crows mate, that’s a bit rich. We don’t tell you seppos to stop with your yank speak, that’s just not cricket !

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    #11

    The Most Australian Sentence

    The Most Australian Sentence

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    Jaz Jensen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australian here, C**t is friend Mate is someone I call when I don't remember their name.

    Han
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah c***s can be a top c**t or a c**t aye.

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    Lilith Hollis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C@nt also means friend in Glaswegian

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in the US, the "c" word is very derogatory to women. i've been watching a lot of Aussie shows lately & was mildly shocked that it's just another word, and not derogatory, to them! ce la vie, i say! the older i get, the less i am offended by anything

    Han
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a satisfying word to say. We use it it different ways, but tone is everything. When we say it calm and attach a complimentary word, for example, "She's a tough c**t, got a heart of gold though" or "He's a loyal c**t that bloke, he won't let people talk c**p about his mates aye". Or if we let it rip it's our harshest insult. Not everyone says it, there's still quite a few who are offended by having it said in their presence. I call my female mates it in a friendly way. :)

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    Bridgette Fennessy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The c word definitely has positive connotations here in NZ... particularly if it’s preceded by a positive adjective such as ‘good’, ‘awesome’ or ‘choice’

    IWishIWasBob
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In America, we call distant friends friends. Good friends a slightly offensive title like “dummy”. Best friends are things like “Dumbass b***h” or yeah c**t and stuff

    David Williams
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Get maggotted’ (get blind drunk)

    Jes Peucker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my friends just call each other b***h instead

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    #12

    Perfect Slang Example

    Perfect Slang Example

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    Silverfish_13
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this, a beautiful slang message to his love Edit: yes, I am Australian

    Akash GG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greetings Australian Silverfish_13: are there any slang words that you have in common with your New Zealand neighbours, and others that are completely undecipherable to you?

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    Kristy P
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I hear "Shazza", it reminds me of Housos. Love that show.

    Shazza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good old Shazza... She be a ripper

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    #13

    Australian To English Translation

    Australian To English Translation

    bagelbitesofficial Report

    Minnie-me
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it weird I understood what 'skoin' meant? - weirdo from Chicago

    Kalani Saiko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really most of our slang can be understood if you read it out loud and compared it to other words

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    Sasy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skoin is saying what now ? never heard this expression sounds like text speak not Australian

    Debster
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man that's a long translation...

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why didn't he say, "what's going on c**t?"

    Kim Fitzgibbon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTH? Here in Melbourne cigarettes are mostly called ciggies or smokes. Never durry.

    Lisa J
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    6 years ago

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    #14

    Have A Good One

    Have A Good One

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    cc
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We say this in the UK too.

    Emma B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We say "Have a good one" in Canada too!

    Kerryn Wilkinson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like a seppo wrote this. No Aussie thinks we're the only ones that say that.

    MadamButterfly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah,nah,it's not just said here in Oz.

    Lisa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow sad you need to be rude for no reason, stupid american

    Jes Peucker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something that if you don’t say it you don’t belong here.

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    #15

    Australian Time

    Australian Time

    orgasmic-humor Report

    Nick Sady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twenty minutes to four in the afternoon.

    Smerv
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: in finnish arvo means value, worth and is also a male name

    Han
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost teatime mate.

    Jes Peucker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twenty minutes to four o’clock pm/ in the afternoon. SIMPLE

    the Lemon Queen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mum just say "half past" or "quarter to" and for years I would question her just like half past WHAT quarter to WHAT!!! I figured it our now.

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    #16

    Aussie Traffic Reports

    Aussie Traffic Reports

    simply-funsize Report

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know chockers - in the UK that would be an abbreviation of chock-a-block meaning crammed full.

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can guess the rest from context, but I have no idea what bingle means. Car crash maybe?

    Elle Malkamäki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: There’s been an accident out in Broadmeadows ( one of Melbournes western suburbs) tow-trucks are on site but as a result there’s traffic jams in that direction.

    Isog Sargent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clear enough to me and I'm Minnesotan.

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TRANSLATION: "There's an accident in Broady (a location - either a street, shopping mall, or suburb, depending on what city you're in. Could be slang for "Broadway" which is a well known shopping centre / shopping mall in Sydney)... tow-trucks are on site, but as a result, there's a traffic jam in that direction". ("Broadway" in Sydney, is at an intersection of 3 major roads, so if there's an accident "at Broadway" is will be jammed up in *every* direction for hours....)

    Jes Peucker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ysee we don’t know what they mean individually, but we just know what they mean in a sentence

    Leilani Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it says got a breakdown tow trucks are there but its traffic in that direction

    bakkysak09
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there was a car crash out at broafy... tow truck drivers on site but as a result there is a lot of traffic in that direction.

    Sage Jay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There's a pile-up in Broady... tow-trucks on site but as a result it's full up in that direction." -my best interpretation

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    #17

    Confusing Aussie Slang

    Confusing Aussie Slang

    heavenischeap Report

    Sasy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more I read of this list, I wonder what the hell has happened in the past ten years that I have somehow missed in my own country, for a start if anyone called a blow job a Gobbie on the other side of the 90's I do not think anyone would have ever gotten one, how gross sounding. I know we say Gob for Mouth but seriously Gobbie, is this another state thing ?

    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quite liked the word Gobbie - makes more sense than blow job really. Which I had to explain to my younger sister who I'm sure was not alone in thinking you actually did blow - long time ago now!

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    Amanda Slattery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australian here, never heard of a gobbie. It’s a blow job, or head job.

    Kim Seater
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aussie here, and I’ve never heard of a gobbie

    Duncan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard of Gobbie before and I am Australian

    Frannzis_D
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ye why so many people think us bois over er so f****d up

    Mrs Spencer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gobbie? I thought that meant someone was getting a bit chopsy (rude) Gob in the U.K. is mouth or spit e.g- “Shut your gob” Or “don’t gob on the floor” A blowjob is a blowjob or a blowie

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't heard that term since high school! BAHAHAHA!

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    #18

    Australian 'I Love You'

    Australian 'I Love You'

    best-text-posts Report

    Han
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like "I reckon you're alright aye".

    Biana Weatherford
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um....IF I offered one of my Tim Tams to anyone, it would indeed be a sign of deep and lasting love.

    fruit_panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an American. A friend bought a pack of Tim-tams while we were in France. Those things are magical

    Jo Firth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell says that? Not anyone I know in Australia ...

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    #19

    Funny Aussie Slang

    Funny Aussie Slang

    love-yourself-idol Report

    Sasy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    p**s up not only covers party, it can just mean going out with the intention to get drunk, so in other words any day from Thursday to Sunday night :P

    Darryl Kerrigan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was going to say, booze has to be involved. You can't say "We've booked a clown for my kids birthday p**s up"

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    GlassOfWater
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought it was spelt 'bickie'. My life has been a lie!

    cc
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of Aussie slang originates in UK, even though it's been over 100 years since the convicts went to Aus.

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and all the non-convicts that went with them - soldiers, guards etc.

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    Angela
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so pissed off about it pissing it down on the one day I have off work to get pissed. There won't be another chance for a p**s up til next week now

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    Mrs Spencer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    P**s up means going out on the p**s/going out for a bender/going drinking (UK) and choccy biccy is standard

    Chris Arnopp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these terms are used in northern england aswell

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    #20

    Aussie Slang

    Aussie Slang

    loathlylady Report

    Nick Sady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah nah yeah. See, yeah nah means no while nah yeah means yes. Yeah nah yeah also means yes while nah yeah nah means no HOWEVER yeah yeah nah means no while nah nah yeah means yes. Its complex.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like it's not that complex, you just always take the last word for truth. Of course I'm not entirely certain that you're not making this all up.

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    Bridgette Fennessy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Yeah nah’ is a new zealander’s way of saying ‘ I respectively disagreee with you but I want us to remain friends while still maintaining my independence to have my own opinion ‘

    Silverfish_13
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can officially say that most of us do

    Han
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He ain't getting ripped off, nah f**k that aye.

    ThatRandomMofo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf is with 'yall', yeah nah, that's a bloody nope

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "yeah nah" = "yes, I hear you, but the answer is no..."

    Galaxy Nerd
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dog means something is disgusting

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    #21

    Swagman

    Swagman

    gojikas Report

    Sasy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this one, other than Swagman is in Waltzing Matilda and I guess the search field took Australia and Music and dropped the Christmas.

    Jes Peucker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have our own 12 days of Christmas song. It includes “and an emu up a gum tree” and it is absolutely true and funny

    Leilani Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah nah the aussie christmas song is aussie jingle bells it just explains us u kno

    GlassOfWater
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought swaggies were bush hobos

    #22

    Heaps

    Heaps

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what is a heap? Edit: I know it means many. Thought it might be something different, because this use of the word isn't exclusive to Australia (to the best of my knowledge).

    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is Australian but seemed weird - I read 'heaping spoonfulls' when usually I would see heaped.

    Mrs Spencer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell my kids and hubby “I love you heaps” just means loads

    Darryl Kerrigan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope these aren't americans (or other english speakers) getting confused by this.,

    Izzy S-B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it means 'alot' holy dooly its pretty obvious

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    #23

    Sunrise Rhonda

    Sunrise Rhonda

    australians-assemble Report

    Leilani Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wooda said whata they on, drugs? but im aussie so i get it

    Louise Munnoch
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tag line from a popular commercial here that was sort of a series -- this line became a running joke.

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