Having grown up in Australia, I sometimes take our weird and wonderful lingo for granted. Sure, every culture develops its own unique slang; I thought I had learned Spanish until I turned up in Spain to discover that people have a 'language within a language,' countless funny and often rude idioms and phrases that they just don't teach you at school.

Australia is the same. You haven't truly experienced Australia until you've had a chat with a random bogan in a bluey, durry in hand while smashing down a tinny in his stubbies and thongs. If you're lucky, he might let you help yourself to the contents of his esky, chuck a snag or two on the barbie and discuss whether he reckons the pies have got a chance of winning the flag this year. (Pro tip: the pies are a bunch of sooks and sheilas, catters all the way mate).

Needless to say, when foreigners come into contact with all this nonsense it can be a bit of a head-scratcher. The internet is providing tons of opportunities for a bit of cross-cultural education, and it's always fun trying to help the uninitiated try to decode our unique way of speaking. Need proof? Scroll down below to check out some Tumblr users who were just fair dinkum stumped by it all, and needed an explanation. What do ya reckon? Let us know what you think in the comments!

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Withnail 2 months ago

Well, have you seen the size of a huntsman? That thing will fuck YOU!

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In order to help you with the short intro above, here are a few definitions:

Bogan: An uncouth or unsophisticated person regarded as being of low social status, similar to your American redneck, but used in a slightly more good-natured way.

"Check out that fella with the mullet. What a bogan!"

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Withnail 2 months ago

Gave an entirely new meaning to it being hot down under! 😂

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Durry: A cigarette, usually of the Winny Gold or PJ 30s variety. But never menthols. That shit'll give you cancer.

Tinny: A can of ice-cold beer, often a VB, Tooheys, Swan Lager or XXXX, depends on what state you're in. But never, ever a Fosters.

"Hey Macca, ya got a spare durry mate? I'm fangin' for one over here." "Yeah righto Robbo, hold me tinny and I'll grab ya one, ya bloody scab."

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Withnail 2 months ago

I'm South African. Yes, to all of the above!

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Bluey: A blue singlet, traditionally made by the brand Bonds, that you can wear to just about any occasion in the summer months. Often also referred to as a 'wife-beater,' but this term has become increasingly frowned upon.

"Bloody hell Charlene, I'm down to my last 6 blueys! Grab us a pack next time you're in town will ya?"

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Blakkur Sverrir 2 months ago

No Gender-issues in Australia. The rest of us can learn so much

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Withnail 2 months ago

Fair dinkum! South Africans and Aussies share a lot of similarities, whether we like it or not. I understood that perfectly, with a bit of background knowledge and a whole lot of my own culture and slang.

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Stubbies and Thongs: Completing the bogan uniform are a pair of short, tight shorts, perfect for showing off those chicken legs and accentuating the beer gut. And no, not a G-string (G-banga), thongs are footwear that are otherwise known as flip-flops or, hilariously, 'jandals' if you're a kiwi (New Zealander).

"I've busted a plug on me thongs again, anyone got any gaffa tape?"

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Withnail 2 months ago

Many South Africans call any kind of sneaker takkies (tackys). I don't know why, it's just the way it is.

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Esky: A portable, hard-plastic cooler that comes in a variety of colours and sizes, and is most useful for chocking up with ice and beer. Also makes a great makeshift chair at the cricket or footy.

Snag: A sausage. A staple at any normal BBQ (barbie), often wrapped diagonal-wise on a single piece of white bread and smothered in tomato sauce. A few grilled onions thrown on top if you're feeling particularly gourmet. Other barbie favourites include: rissoles, which are basically burger patties with a few breadcrumbs mixed in; steak, T-bone is a favorite cut, and a bit of salad on the side. Contrary to the popularized saying 'chuck another shrimp on the barbie,' that must be happening in another part of Australia coz I never saw a shrimp at a barbie in my life.

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Wanda Queen 2 months ago

10/10 meme use!

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Pies and Catters: Collingwood and Geelong football clubs. Australian football is the national sport, one that has to be watched to be understood. It's physical, fast-paced and full of action, and the players wear basically blueys and stubbies (see above) in true bogan style. Teams fight it out each season to win the championship (flag), culminating in Grand Final Day (think superbowl) which stops the nation as two teams go toe-to-toe in front of 100,000 people at the magnificent MCG, an iconic stadium in Melbourne. The Pies (Collingwood) are a historically successful team that everyone loves to hate, kind of like the Dallas Cowboys or Manchester United of the AFL.

#8

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Withnail 2 months ago

Mickey D's, over here. Anywhere else?

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#9

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Withnail 2 months ago

I was recently taken aback to learn that we South African's apparently mispronounce litchi, according to my Aussie friend. Well, firstly I spell it litchi, instead of lychee. And we pronounce it lee-chee, whereas he pronounces it lie-chee... Who knew that I could have a massive argument about a tiny fruit?!

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Fair Dinkum: or 'fair dinks' for short (we love to shorten everything at every opportunity), this versatile phrase is used for emphasis, surprise, or confirming that something is true. I would use it most often in the same way you would say "seriously?"

"Did ya hear Jonno got busted rootin Daryl's missus?!"

"Whaaat. Fair dinkum?"

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Night Owl 2 months ago

Good answer 👍

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Jaz Jensen 2 months ago

Australian here, Cunt is friend Mate is someone I call when I don't remember their name.

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Silverfish_13 2 months ago (edited)

Love this, a beautiful slang message to his love Edit: yes, I am Australian

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#13

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Minnie-me 2 months ago

Is it weird I understood what 'skoin' meant? - weirdo from Chicago

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#14

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LiliumVA 2 months ago

I say have a good one and I'm from Texas lol

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#15

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Nick Sady 2 months ago

Twenty minutes to four in the afternoon.

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Rosie Hamilton 2 months ago

I know chockers - in the UK that would be an abbreviation of chock-a-block meaning crammed full.

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Sasy 2 months ago

The more I read of this list, I wonder what the hell has happened in the past ten years that I have somehow missed in my own country, for a start if anyone called a blow job a Gobbie on the other side of the 90's I do not think anyone would have ever gotten one, how gross sounding. I know we say Gob for Mouth but seriously Gobbie, is this another state thing ?

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Random Panda 2 months ago

Oy, this meme is ancient...

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#19

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Sasy 2 months ago

piss up not only covers party, it can just mean going out with the intention to get drunk, so in other words any day from Thursday to Sunday night :P

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Wanda Queen 2 months ago

Again with the irony, LOL "YALL"

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Krumps 2 months ago

Aussie jingle bells is the best. At school my friends and I made a parody for twelve days of Christmas, on the first day my true love gave to me a good old Bunnings snag!

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Random Panda 2 months ago (edited)

But what is a heap? Edit: I know it means many. Thought it might be something different, because this use of the word isn't exclusive to Australia (to the best of my knowledge).

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Master Markus 2 months ago

Shaka, when the walls fell.

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