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Girl Asks Guy For A Formal Resume To Go To A Wedding With Her As A Joke, He Delivers
Girl Asks Guy For A Formal Resume To Go To A Wedding With Her As A Joke, He Delivers
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Girl Asks Guy For A Formal Resume To Go To A Wedding With Her As A Joke, He Delivers

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Funny Tinder profiles are great, but the app offers something even better. Pleasant human interactions that extend beyond spontaneous dick pics. They’re rare, I know, but they do happen. And Delaynie and Nate are here to prove it.

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    To Delaynie’s surprise, Nate wasn’t lying. Taking the “super cool date” position very seriously, he penned a resume that included all of the main focus areas, including experience and key features. “I was using Tinder for a year or so when it happened,” Nate told Bored Panda.

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    What asked what was it about her that made Delaynie stand out from his other matches, Nate remained sincere, “Honestly, just how attractive she is.”

    After Delaynie shared their exchange online, over 50k Twitter users liked it and started asking if Nate’s resume got him the “job.”

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    At this point, I invite you to play the bad-news-good-news. The bad news is, Nate didn’t attend the wedding. The good news is, however, that the two of them remained friends.

    “My experience with the app has been pretty good, I’ve made a few friends but Delaynie’s the only girl I’ve actually met,” he added. “My first impression was that she’s super outgoing and extremely fun to be around, it hasn’t changed even a little.”

    “We’ve never officially been a couple but we hang out and go on dates occasionally, and we like it that way.”

    Image credits: delayniemarie

    If you’re interested in other things that happen on the (in)famous dating app, check out these hilarious posts about Tinder, or read the story of a guy who got banned from using it for creating a ton of custom profiles.

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    Rokas Laurinavičius

    Rokas Laurinavičius

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    Rokas is a writer at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication. After working for a sculptor, he fell in love with visual storytelling and enjoys covering everything from TV shows (any Sopranos fans out there?) to photography. Throughout his years in Bored Panda, over 300 million people have read the posts he's written, which is probably more than he could count to.

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    Rokas Laurinavičius

    Rokas Laurinavičius

    Author, Senior Writer

    Rokas is a writer at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication. After working for a sculptor, he fell in love with visual storytelling and enjoys covering everything from TV shows (any Sopranos fans out there?) to photography. Throughout his years in Bored Panda, over 300 million people have read the posts he's written, which is probably more than he could count to.

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    Stevie B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a pretty solid "wedding date" resume. I especially liked the quote from his mom ;P

    Withnail
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a cute couple. And I love this guy! He's awards and acknowledgements are hilarious! Well done!

    Άρης Παπαδόπουλος
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the dude who was wondering about the strange spelling of "Delaynie". Maybe she was born after the estimated date of birth, hence she was delayed.

    Heather Grover
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remained friends... sounds friend zoned. But good on him for the effort.

    Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why do people always feel like they need a date to a family wedding. I mean I've been with my boyfriend for 10 years but a lot of times I've gone to family things like that alone. Even a wedding.

    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know.. as far as I know, dates to a wedding are restricted to people you are living with, or engaged/married to. Only the very serious relationships.

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    Zara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this, absolutly adorable, and I mean Gavin am i right he sounds like a great freind!

    Kaspar Kristiansen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good on him for behaving when she texted "just come up with stiff".. I wouldn't have:)

    John Kamau
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... well... well. That's some serious commitment there girl.

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have fun in this almost abusive relationship, where she thinks she's entitled to a guy's formal application.

    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For someone to go through this much work for a date, is well worth the chance of saying YES To them.

    TJler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To see the n word on a bored panda post is both shocking and offensive I am officially not interested in continuing to be a member on this racist site

    Jupiter Castleberg
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a cat on that picture. Didn't you notice? I know, you said "the next post about cats". But still. Here you are...

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    Cat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gavin gets quite a bit acknowledgements lol

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a bit sad. So she is basically admitting she does not have a single friend - male/female to take to her own sister's wedding? Auditioning strange guys to be a date - 5 months in advance? Desperately Seeking Boyfriend - with lame excuse

    Nomadus Aureus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going out on a limb here, but if her family is anything like mine, I'd rather take a stranger as well. I mean, if and when my brother gets married, I won't be able to bail out, but I practically refuse to attend large family functions because of how rude people are about me not being married. It's practically impossible to attend a wedding without extremely disrespectful comments.

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    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was funny until he had to put the word 'n***a' on it, i don't care if his black mate said it or not.

    TJler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hoff please don't say the word black it's triggering to me

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    Stevie B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a pretty solid "wedding date" resume. I especially liked the quote from his mom ;P

    Withnail
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a cute couple. And I love this guy! He's awards and acknowledgements are hilarious! Well done!

    Άρης Παπαδόπουλος
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the dude who was wondering about the strange spelling of "Delaynie". Maybe she was born after the estimated date of birth, hence she was delayed.

    Heather Grover
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remained friends... sounds friend zoned. But good on him for the effort.

    Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why do people always feel like they need a date to a family wedding. I mean I've been with my boyfriend for 10 years but a lot of times I've gone to family things like that alone. Even a wedding.

    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know.. as far as I know, dates to a wedding are restricted to people you are living with, or engaged/married to. Only the very serious relationships.

    Load More Replies...
    Zara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this, absolutly adorable, and I mean Gavin am i right he sounds like a great freind!

    Kaspar Kristiansen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good on him for behaving when she texted "just come up with stiff".. I wouldn't have:)

    John Kamau
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... well... well. That's some serious commitment there girl.

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have fun in this almost abusive relationship, where she thinks she's entitled to a guy's formal application.

    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For someone to go through this much work for a date, is well worth the chance of saying YES To them.

    TJler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To see the n word on a bored panda post is both shocking and offensive I am officially not interested in continuing to be a member on this racist site

    Jupiter Castleberg
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a cat on that picture. Didn't you notice? I know, you said "the next post about cats". But still. Here you are...

    Load More Replies...
    Cat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gavin gets quite a bit acknowledgements lol

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a bit sad. So she is basically admitting she does not have a single friend - male/female to take to her own sister's wedding? Auditioning strange guys to be a date - 5 months in advance? Desperately Seeking Boyfriend - with lame excuse

    Nomadus Aureus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going out on a limb here, but if her family is anything like mine, I'd rather take a stranger as well. I mean, if and when my brother gets married, I won't be able to bail out, but I practically refuse to attend large family functions because of how rude people are about me not being married. It's practically impossible to attend a wedding without extremely disrespectful comments.

    Load More Replies...
    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was funny until he had to put the word 'n***a' on it, i don't care if his black mate said it or not.

    TJler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hoff please don't say the word black it's triggering to me

    Load More Replies...
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