Ah, Tinder, the speed dating of the 21st century. You don't have to dress up to make connections and can swipe through while watching Netflix on your couch. The fierce competition, however, has people creating the funniest profiles, constantly trying to outdo each other. But they're no match for Jake, a guy who has created over 60 of them. Haha, get it? No match? Ok, nevermind, let's continue.

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Hans 9 months ago

This is surprisingly clever

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"I've tried using Tinder seriously but I've never found it great for people looking to to take dating very seriously," Jake told Bored Panda. "I also have been on some very... interesting dates. For example, I met a preacher's daughter who, on the first date, said she wanted to "bang more dudes and then get back with her ex."

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Princess Dram 9 months ago

lady and the tramp

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But Jake enjoys making people laugh and the app seemed like the perfect opportunity to do so. "I was looking for a girl that had a sense of humor (I'm a lot to put up with)."

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Lef 9 months ago

This is smart!

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Tinder, however, was having none of it and banned Jake from the app without any explanation. This small misstep, however, hasn't discouraged him and he plans to continue his quest elsewhere.

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FortnitePlayerGirl 9 months ago

He tried

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"I want to try making similar profiles for other apps. It would be hilarious to make them for something like Christian Mingle or Farmers Only."

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C 9 months ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. THe pull up line is gold

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"I would also like to add that, in my opinion, people should to stop taking life so seriously. Everyone likes to laugh. If you fail with a joke, just make a new one. Go on as many dates as possible, because the worst case is you have a great story to tell after."

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Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 9 months ago

Omg yasssss. Beyonceeeeee IF YOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULDVE PUT A RING ON IT OH OH OH,OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH

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Lef 9 months ago

Look what you made him do.

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Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 9 months ago

And I think you should be quiet Cult of Bambi. He is really funny and I admire his humour

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Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 9 months ago

Im Hispanic too yey one of my closest friends is American. Trump, back offfffff

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Katherine Cor 9 months ago

haha on point

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Kururi.Orihara 9 months ago

If Voldemort and Bellatrix were a love story...

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Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 9 months ago

We need this to be first cos this is just ART

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Rosie Gal 9 months ago

FREE NETFLIX EVERYONE!!!!!

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Rosie Gal 9 months ago

Hey, at least he is prepared

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Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 9 months ago

Aw this is good, sweet and not bad. I acc quite liked it! And I hate frozen

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yikes 9 months ago

dorito man

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Rosie Gal 9 months ago

Uhhhhhh I prefer not....

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yikes 9 months ago

the truth hurts, eh?

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Molly Block 9 months ago

He's good at photoshop.

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yikes 9 months ago

heh clever

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yikes 9 months ago

well then

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FortnitePlayerGirl 9 months ago

Middle school locker room... ROFL!!!!!

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Rosie Gal 9 months ago

"Do you want your date back, Georgie?"

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Molly Block 9 months ago

He's good looking, so why doesn't he have a girlfriend, or wife?

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Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 9 months ago

😶😐😑😬😂

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Daniel Nilssen 9 months ago

Wow that's really good

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Molly Block 9 months ago

He's funny. And honest.

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Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 9 months ago

Britney Spears! Omg this is a piece of arttttt

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Molly Block 9 months ago

OMG hahahahah! He's frisky!

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Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 9 months ago

Woooooooooooow... the egg was amazing tho and you can’t lie

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