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Even when we live with a family we love, some days can be hell. They say that familiarity breeds contempt, and that can certainly be true in cases like the ones in this post, where we explore some of the more annoying aspects of family life!

Some can be the result of children who haven’t yet fully understood some of the principles of good social behavior. Others can be the results of adults who managed to grow up without ever having been taught the principles of good social behavior. Either way, they can make family life really annoying - no matter how much we love them!

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Stupid Twins

Stupid Twins

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Tee Rat
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something tells me this kid will be hearing this story for decades.

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#2

Wife Left The Gloves To Dry, I Almost Had A Heart Attack

Wife Left The Gloves To Dry, I Almost Had A Heart Attack

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My 39-Week-Pregnant Wife Went To The Store To "Get Stuff For Dinner". This Is What She Came Home With

My 39-Week-Pregnant Wife Went To The Store To "Get Stuff For Dinner". This Is What She Came Home With

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#4

A Very Slow Flushing Toilet Led To My Discovery Of The Most Ironic Toilet Clog. Kids Are Annoying Sometimes

A Very Slow Flushing Toilet Led To My Discovery Of The Most Ironic Toilet Clog. Kids Are Annoying Sometimes

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Kristy Sambey
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My youngest son’s baby box still contains the receipt from the plumber who had to remove a plastic crabby patty from our clogged toilet. Point is…I feel ya.

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#5

My Dad Does This To Avoid Cutting Pepperoni

My Dad Does This To Avoid Cutting Pepperoni

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#6

Honestly I Doubt That Purse Would Ever Be Used For Anything As Useful Again

Honestly I Doubt That Purse Would Ever Be Used For Anything As Useful Again

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#7

I Took A Stupid Photo, And It Has Become The Default Photo My Family Now Sends Each Other Instead Of "Ok"

I Took A Stupid Photo, And It Has Become The Default Photo My Family Now Sends Each Other Instead Of "Ok"

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#8

I Tried Turning On The TV And It Wouldn't Turn On. I Opened The Remote And I Find This

I Tried Turning On The TV And It Wouldn't Turn On. I Opened The Remote And I Find This

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#9

My Husband Has Been Sticking These In Places I Can't Reach To Annoy Me. It's Working

My Husband Has Been Sticking These In Places I Can't Reach To Annoy Me. It's Working

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#10

How My Sister Leaves The Bathroom

How My Sister Leaves The Bathroom

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#11

My Mom Borrowed My (Nearly New) Heels Months Ago And Forgot Them In Her Car. She Found Them Like This Today. This Is Why I Hate Letting People Borrow Stuff

My Mom Borrowed My (Nearly New) Heels Months Ago And Forgot Them In Her Car. She Found Them Like This Today. This Is Why I Hate Letting People Borrow Stuff

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#12

Tell Me You Have A Three-Year-Old Without Telling Me You Have A Three-Year-Old

Tell Me You Have A Three-Year-Old Without Telling Me You Have A Three-Year-Old

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#13

The Toilet Paper At My Dad’s House. He Still Complains About How Quickly I Go Through It

The Toilet Paper At My Dad’s House. He Still Complains About How Quickly I Go Through It

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#14

Pours A Brand New Bag Of Chips Into A Dog Bowl, Just To Eat It Out Of The Bowl

Pours A Brand New Bag Of Chips Into A Dog Bowl, Just To Eat It Out Of The Bowl

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Take me to dinner first
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im not familiar with this kind of dog, is it naturally pink or does it change from dog to dog?

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#15

My Sister Called And Asked Why Her Dryer Kept Stopping

My Sister Called And Asked Why Her Dryer Kept Stopping

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#16

My Brother Was Mad I Gave Him My Cheap Art Supplies. He Claimed I Didn’t Trust Him Enough. Here Is The Proof I Can’t Trust Him

My Brother Was Mad I Gave Him My Cheap Art Supplies. He Claimed I Didn’t Trust Him Enough. Here Is The Proof I Can’t Trust Him

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Aisling Raye
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm partly through this list and this is the most aggravating of the posts so far. You're brother is truly a monster.

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#17

After My Parents' Divorce My Mother Ripped My Father Out My Childhood Photos. He Passed Away Over Two Years Ago And We Don't Have Many Photos Together

After My Parents' Divorce My Mother Ripped My Father Out My Childhood Photos. He Passed Away Over Two Years Ago And We Don't Have Many Photos Together

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#18

When You Spend Quality Time With Your 7-Year-Old Son Working On His Dinosaur Diorama For School But Your Wife Comes Home And Says This Looks Horrible

When You Spend Quality Time With Your 7-Year-Old Son Working On His Dinosaur Diorama For School But Your Wife Comes Home And Says This Looks Horrible

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#19

My Aunt Saw No Harm In Taking My Pops Down From My Shelf And Letting My 4-Year-Old Cousin Play With Them While I Was At School

My Aunt Saw No Harm In Taking My Pops Down From My Shelf And Letting My 4-Year-Old Cousin Play With Them While I Was At School

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#20

Brother Used My First Edition 1998 Chamber Of Secrets As A Coaster

Brother Used My First Edition 1998 Chamber Of Secrets As A Coaster

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#21

My 2-Year-Old Son Decided To Throw His Sippy Cup At Our 65" TV

My 2-Year-Old Son Decided To Throw His Sippy Cup At Our 65" TV

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#22

How My Aunt Drives. She Also Texts/Calls While Driving Too

How My Aunt Drives. She Also Texts/Calls While Driving Too

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Panda Kicki
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can possibly save one or multiple lives by documenting it and send to the police. Wreckless endangerment is no joke.

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#24

The Husband Changed The Bathroom Lightbulbs. I Am Annoyed

The Husband Changed The Bathroom Lightbulbs. I Am Annoyed

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Axel Tojo
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Change it to be warm-cold-warm-cold-warm and it'll look much better.

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#25

The Hair Brush My Daughter Leaves Hanging In The Shower

The Hair Brush My Daughter Leaves Hanging In The Shower

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WordNerdTali
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At this point, is this brush even getting through her hair? The bristles are being strangled

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#26

My Sister Says “Cats Don’t Need Clean Dishes” And Just Puts The Cat Bowls In The Cabinet With Large Pieces Of Food Still Stuck To Them

My Sister Says “Cats Don’t Need Clean Dishes” And Just Puts The Cat Bowls In The Cabinet With Large Pieces Of Food Still Stuck To Them

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#27

My Aunt Who Likes To Smoke In The Bathroom

My Aunt Who Likes To Smoke In The Bathroom

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#28

My Sister Has Been Making A Prom Dress For Some Weeks Now. She Leaves Her Supplies Everywhere And I Almost Stepped On Her Opened Needle Box

My Sister Has Been Making A Prom Dress For Some Weeks Now. She Leaves Her Supplies Everywhere And I Almost Stepped On Her Opened Needle Box

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Lakota Wolf
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh man. I sew a lot and I am fanatical about putting my sewing needles and pins away securely. I stepped on a lost sewing needle once. Never again.

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#29

Driving My Sister's Car Always Mildly Irritates Me

Driving My Sister's Car Always Mildly Irritates Me

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#30

When Your 8-Year-Old Decides You Shouldn't Have A Laptop After Telling Him He's Too Young To Have A Laptop

When Your 8-Year-Old Decides You Shouldn't Have A Laptop After Telling Him He's Too Young To Have A Laptop

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#31

The Way My Sister Opened This Can

The Way My Sister Opened This Can

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Malfar
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bad news. Something opened it from the inside. It may still be in your house.

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#32

Let My Younger Brother Use Tinfoil, And It Ends Up Like This

Let My Younger Brother Use Tinfoil, And It Ends Up Like This

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#33

My Very Normal Brother And His Normal Outfit He Wears All The Time

My Very Normal Brother And His Normal Outfit He Wears All The Time

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#34

That Smirking Face! So Proud Of Her Work

That Smirking Face! So Proud Of Her Work

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Yago Ren
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please don't assume or suggest the child is a monster..i grew up in an abusive household and I was terrified of making any mistake fearing the consequences. Let me suggest an alternative explanation to the picture - perhaps it was emergency breaking, perhaps the car run into a pothole and the drink spilled. I am happy to see a smiling child and not one cowering in fear

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#35

My Dad Has The Annoying Habit Of Leaving Near-Empty Bottles In The Fridge

My Dad Has The Annoying Habit Of Leaving Near-Empty Bottles In The Fridge

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Angela B
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10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it okay to boop the "offender" over the head with it? Asking for a friend.

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#36

My Wife Does This Every. Single. Time. Especially Annoying When You Buy With Pulp And Want To Give It A Good Shake

My Wife Does This Every. Single. Time. Especially Annoying When You Buy With Pulp And Want To Give It A Good Shake

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#37

The Way My Sister Saves Her Ice Cream For Later

The Way My Sister Saves Her Ice Cream For Later

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#38

My Sister-In-Law And Brother Broke My Chair And Hid It With Towels Instead Of Telling Me

My Sister-In-Law And Brother Broke My Chair And Hid It With Towels Instead Of Telling Me

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Nay Wilson
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did they do this?? What, did they turn it upside down and stand on it?

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#39

LEGO Set I’m Selling. My Brother Decided To Stab It With A Screwdriver

LEGO Set I’m Selling. My Brother Decided To Stab It With A Screwdriver

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#40

My 3-Year-Old Daughter Did This Today To My Favorite Thesaurus Which I Held Perfect For Almost 20 Years Since School

My 3-Year-Old Daughter Did This Today To My Favorite Thesaurus Which I Held Perfect For Almost 20 Years Since School

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#41

My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold. It Was A Box Of 32, Only 2 Were Eaten

My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold. It Was A Box Of 32, Only 2 Were Eaten

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Marco Richter
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please don't give those things to birds. It's just as much or even worse of a junk food for them as for humans.

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#42

Kids Cutting Brownies

Kids Cutting Brownies

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10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love eating brownies, but not if I've baked them.... I mean, it's just BUTTER, loads of BUTTER, with SUGAR, loads of SUGAR, some cocoa and maybe a tiny bit of flour. After seeing how unhealthy the ingredients are, I just can't eat it!

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Tee Rat
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try the diet ones with ice cream, sprinkles, chocolate syrup, and whipped cream on top. Okay, maybe not so diet.

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Beck
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Corners are the best and I hate peanut butter.. I would have cut around it too.

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strawberry.panda
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Besides, congrats on baking! That looks so delicious, you should be very proud of yourself!

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Brian Droste
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bottom part looks like a crooked mouth to me. The middle piece looks like a little bit like Texas to me.

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Alhara
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're being creative! I'm in my 40s and still do this. It's fun!

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The Original Bruno
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL! What's with all the intolerant a******s posting these? The kids are obviously using their shape toys. It's harmless.

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Isaac Harvey
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d consider the entire remaining brownie as one piece, and then eat it all. Revenge.

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Curly Q
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't even make a perfect circle with a pencil and this child did it with a KNIFE

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#43

Daughter Played With The Stamp Pad Ink. We Already Tried Washing It With Soap And Water But Unfortunately The Ink Is Hard To Remove

Daughter Played With The Stamp Pad Ink. We Already Tried Washing It With Soap And Water But Unfortunately The Ink Is Hard To Remove

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Mycroft1967
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try soaking it in vinegar before washing. Vinegar is a natural stain remover.

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#44

My Brother Bends Our Spoons

My Brother Bends Our Spoons

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#46

It’s My Birthday. I Shared Photos Of The Wonderful Day My Husband Gave Me, Including My Favorite Pizza And Dessert. My Grandmother’s Cousin Had This To Say

It’s My Birthday. I Shared Photos Of The Wonderful Day My Husband Gave Me, Including My Favorite Pizza And Dessert. My Grandmother’s Cousin Had This To Say

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KnightOwl
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow what an a**hole. I hate these type of passive aggressive people, they act like they're just being kind or trying to help you in some weird way, when in reality they're just prejudiced and think being fat somehow makes people worthless. I'd rather be 'plump' and happy after a fun day than skinny and miserable because I can't eat the things I enjoy for fear of gaining weight.

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#47

My Sister House-Sat For Me This Weekend. This Is How I Found My New Chef's Knife When I Got Back Home

My Sister House-Sat For Me This Weekend. This Is How I Found My New Chef's Knife When I Got Back Home

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#49

My Sister Took My Phone To Sent Herself $55 From My Cash App. Cash App Support Won't Do Anything About It

My Sister Took My Phone To Sent Herself $55 From My Cash App. Cash App Support Won't Do Anything About It

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LillieMean
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stupidity pays, literally. Phone lock and passwords can save you money.

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#50

People In My House Insist On 1: Not Removing All Of The Seal And 2: Using The Same Spoon For The Peanut Butter And The Jelly. I Hate It

People In My House Insist On 1: Not Removing All Of The Seal And 2: Using The Same Spoon For The Peanut Butter And The Jelly. I Hate It

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#51

This Is How My Sister Leaves The Toothpaste Like

This Is How My Sister Leaves The Toothpaste Like

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#52

Really Son?

Really Son?

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#53

The Absolutely Unhinged Way My Mother Handles Butter

The Absolutely Unhinged Way My Mother Handles Butter

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#54

I Came Home And Found My Room Like This

I Came Home And Found My Room Like This

For context, my little brother had dropped his phone behind my bed, and couldn't get it out, so my parents ripped my bed and room apart to help him.

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KnightOwl
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow these parents are a**holes They could have at least rebuilt the bed when they were done

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#55

He Actually Followed The Instruction

He Actually Followed The Instruction

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope this is a joke because i feel bad for laughing if not

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#56

My Son Bit The Directional Pad Off The Remote

My Son Bit The Directional Pad Off The Remote

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#57

RIP 140 Hz Monitor

RIP 140 Hz Monitor

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Take me to dinner first
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if the parents actually teach anything or just find it funny enough to post it online

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#58

My Little Brother Uses 5 Towels To Shower For A Few Minutes

My Little Brother Uses 5 Towels To Shower For A Few Minutes

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WordNerdTali
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t understand how these things are going on and parents aren’t addressing it.

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#59

How My Mother And Siblings Leave Bowls Of Food In The Fridge, Never To Be Touched Again

How My Mother And Siblings Leave Bowls Of Food In The Fridge, Never To Be Touched Again

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KnightOwl
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad does this then gets mad when me or my sisters visit and throw all the rotten food away because he was planning to eat it. So gross.

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#60

Asked My Daughter To Take Out The Clean Dishes From The Dishwasher

Asked My Daughter To Take Out The Clean Dishes From The Dishwasher

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Malfar
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And she did just that. As they say in Russian, "Без внятного ТЗ результат - ХЗ", meaning, roughly, "without an unambiguous wording the result would be ambiguous".

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#61

One Of My Uncle Bought These Fishes For One Of My Little Cousins. They Don't Own A Tank. They've Been Living Like This For About 8 Days Now

One Of My Uncle Bought These Fishes For One Of My Little Cousins. They Don't Own A Tank. They've Been Living Like This For About 8 Days Now

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Good Thing I Went Into The Kitchen At 2 AM. My Cousin Came Home Drunk And Then Left This Cooking In The Oven

Good Thing I Went Into The Kitchen At 2 AM. My Cousin Came Home Drunk And Then Left This Cooking In The Oven

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#63

When You Just Wanted A Nice Slice Of Fresh Bread But You Remember That You Have A 10-Year-Old

When You Just Wanted A Nice Slice Of Fresh Bread But You Remember That You Have A 10-Year-Old

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#64

My Partner's Son Is A Monster

My Partner's Son Is A Monster

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Brenda
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get this child a toothpaste slide. Slides on end, push up as you use.

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#66

My 9-Year-Old Sister Destroyed Our Microwave Doing A "Tik Tok Life Hack" (The Starburst Melted Into The Actual Microwave)

My 9-Year-Old Sister Destroyed Our Microwave Doing A "Tik Tok Life Hack" (The Starburst Melted Into The Actual Microwave)

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Malfar
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TikTok ruined many household appliances and many relationships already.

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#67

We Can Just End This Thread Now - My Kid Just Took The Cake

We Can Just End This Thread Now - My Kid Just Took The Cake

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After Years Of Telling Her Not To Plug Space Heaters Into Extension Cords, My Mother Almost Burned The House Down And Ruined The Wall

After Years Of Telling Her Not To Plug Space Heaters Into Extension Cords, My Mother Almost Burned The House Down And Ruined The Wall

Apparently “no one ever specifically told her she couldn’t use multi-outlets, they’re not extension cords!”

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#69

Sister Made "Potions" That Won't Come Out On Our Deep-Cleaned Tub. She Used Paint And Locks Of Her Own Hair, And A Touch Of Cooking Oil

Sister Made "Potions" That Won't Come Out On Our Deep-Cleaned Tub. She Used Paint And Locks Of Her Own Hair, And A Touch Of Cooking Oil

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New Worst Habit Of The 3-Year-Old Is Unrolling Any Toilet Roll He Finds Around The House. I Really Hate This And I Can’t Tell You How Much

New Worst Habit Of The 3-Year-Old Is Unrolling Any Toilet Roll He Finds Around The House. I Really Hate This And I Can’t Tell You How Much

I’m currently finding completely unrolled loo rolls wherever I look.

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Artist Rendering Of How Much Space My Wife Leaves For Me In Bed. Approximately 5000 Square Inches Of A Possible 6080. She Is The Genghis Khan Of The King Mattress

Artist Rendering Of How Much Space My Wife Leaves For Me In Bed. Approximately 5000 Square Inches Of A Possible 6080. She Is The Genghis Khan Of The King Mattress

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Antonia
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I took the advice of a dutch writer, Yvonne Kroonenberg. Step out of the bed and get in on the other side. easypeasy

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#72

The Money Organization In My 9-Year-Old Son's Wallet

The Money Organization In My 9-Year-Old Son's Wallet

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KnightOwl
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of the school bags of just about every teenage boy I went to school with. Most girls bags were perfectly neat and organised but most of the boys would just dump everything in without a care.

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#73

Letter To Management From My 6-Year-Old Son

Letter To Management From My 6-Year-Old Son

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My Brother Leaves Whatever Snack He Half-Ate Last Night On The Stairs Instead Of Putting It Back In The Pantry… Every Night

My Brother Leaves Whatever Snack He Half-Ate Last Night On The Stairs Instead Of Putting It Back In The Pantry… Every Night

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10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did he use his finger or something? Where is the spoon? Because if there is no spoon he either returned to the kitchen and chose to leave it there or he used his fingers, but there are no smears on the lid from his hands when he closed it

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#75

My Dad Asked My Brother To Open Up These Wet Tissues. This Is How He Opened. He Is 21 Years Old

My Dad Asked My Brother To Open Up These Wet Tissues. This Is How He Opened. He Is 21 Years Old

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Got It Last Night, I Never Liked Crayons

Got It Last Night, I Never Liked Crayons

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Aqualia
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wax crayons? Surely they'd come off the screen part at least, with something like a wet wipe? Unless the crayon was God-knows-how-sharp and it dented the screen or smth.

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The Quincunx, Ladies And Gentlemen. There Are Those Kids Who Won't Eat The Crust. And Then, There's My Kid

The Quincunx, Ladies And Gentlemen. There Are Those Kids Who Won't Eat The Crust. And Then, There's My Kid

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#78

My Brother Got A Piano Keyboard For Christmas A Few Years Ago, He Doesn’t Play Piano So I’ve Been Putting Use To It Because Music Is My Only Hobby

My Brother Got A Piano Keyboard For Christmas A Few Years Ago, He Doesn’t Play Piano So I’ve Been Putting Use To It Because Music Is My Only Hobby

The other day he decided he wanted it back and stole it from my room, today I walked into his room and say that he’s been using it as a table.

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Malfar
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That doesn't indicate that he is a monster. That indicates that he needs a table.

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My Roku Controller After I Said "No" To My Three-Year-Old

My Roku Controller After I Said "No" To My Three-Year-Old

Thrown against our stone fireplace with all the strength his toddler rage could muster. I think I have all the parts and I am ready to begin an attempt at reassembly.

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Malfar
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Any punishment? I would assume, the kid would not be given any controllers after that.

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This Is How I Found My Kids’ Toothbrushes

This Is How I Found My Kids’ Toothbrushes

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#83

I Love My 7-Year-Old Son. What I Don't Love Is Him Doing This To The Soap For The Past 4 Years

I Love My 7-Year-Old Son. What I Don't Love Is Him Doing This To The Soap For The Past 4 Years

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#84

My Little Sister Never Finishes Her Water And Doesn’t Clean It Up

My Little Sister Never Finishes Her Water And Doesn’t Clean It Up

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#85

When Your 2-Year-Old Cousin Comes Over And Completely Messes Up Your Newton's Cradle

When Your 2-Year-Old Cousin Comes Over And Completely Messes Up Your Newton's Cradle

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Half of the entire collection is "I let a little kid near my stuff because OF COURSE THEY WON'T MESS IT UP".

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#86

My Daughter's Mother's Day Card To Her Grandmother

My Daughter's Mother's Day Card To Her Grandmother

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah... There's a difference between how kids write and how adults like to imitate kids writing. This is the latter, with lots of straightish lines and pointy turns (possibly written with the wrong hand), and also written quite fast since there is very little bleeding from the pen (kids don't write fast). And while the "m" could pass for an upper case "M" childishly tossed in with the lower case letters, the "n" is too far from an actual lower case "n" for a beginner. For authentic kids' handwriting just look at the note above from the kid who didn't get pancakes. Rounder letters and misspelled words (but on a higher level! This kid is going places). Intelligent writing by a kid, as opposed to this example of stupid writing by an adult.

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#87

Left The Kid For A Minute

Left The Kid For A Minute

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, that is more then a minutes work. Be glad the kid didnt go for the electronics.

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#88

Younger Brother (8 Years Old) Smeared Toothpaste On The Mirror

Younger Brother (8 Years Old) Smeared Toothpaste On The Mirror

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#89

My Sister Came Into My Room Looking For Her Sweatpants And Did This While I Was Gone

My Sister Came Into My Room Looking For Her Sweatpants And Did This While I Was Gone

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is she fed up with things being 'borrowed' without consent?

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#90

Not Even The Combined Mind Of Two 11-Year-Olds Could Figure This One Out

Not Even The Combined Mind Of Two 11-Year-Olds Could Figure This One Out

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#92

When Your Brother Uses Your Cologne. It Was Full To Where My Thumb Is A Few Days Ago. How Do You Use That Much Cologne, Is He Drinking It?

When Your Brother Uses Your Cologne. It Was Full To Where My Thumb Is A Few Days Ago. How Do You Use That Much Cologne, Is He Drinking It?

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#93

My Three-Year-Old Took A Bite Out Of My Xbox Joystick While Watching TV

My Three-Year-Old Took A Bite Out Of My Xbox Joystick While Watching TV

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Malfar
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I leave the stuff I don't want damaged in the close vicinity of a creature known for damaging stuff, what could go wrong"

#94

My Kid's End Of The Year Open House. My Wife And I Are The Oldest Parents In Her Class, At 39. Thanks For Making Us Feel Good, Kid

My Kid's End Of The Year Open House. My Wife And I Are The Oldest Parents In Her Class, At 39. Thanks For Making Us Feel Good, Kid

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#95

My Son (15 Years Old) Takes A New Glass Every Time He Wants To Drink Water

My Son (15 Years Old) Takes A New Glass Every Time He Wants To Drink Water

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a problem. Son gets to wash and dry every drinking class he uses each day.

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#96

How My Brother Starts Multiple Tablet Sheets At The Same Time Instead Of Going Through One At A Time

How My Brother Starts Multiple Tablet Sheets At The Same Time Instead Of Going Through One At A Time

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah I do this, have them everywhere with a few out each one but if I can't find one when needed a fresh one is taken out the packet

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#97

My Wife Sleeps Like This

My Wife Sleeps Like This

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's the problem?! As long as she gets restful sleep, and you do too, what's the wrong with it?

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#98

My Sister Refuses To Take Her Dirty Clothes Out Of Our Already-Small Shared Bathroom

My Sister Refuses To Take Her Dirty Clothes Out Of Our Already-Small Shared Bathroom

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#99

My 12-Year-Old Cousin Using Her PS5 As A Glorified Extension Cord

My 12-Year-Old Cousin Using Her PS5 As A Glorified Extension Cord

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#100

Woke Up To Stale English Muffins. For Clarity, This Was Caused By A 36-Year-Old Man-Child

Woke Up To Stale English Muffins. For Clarity, This Was Caused By A 36-Year-Old Man-Child

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#101

Cousin Made This On My Grandfather's Property Without Asking

Cousin Made This On My Grandfather's Property Without Asking

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#102

I Love My Son, But

I Love My Son, But

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd pour all the leavings into one bottle and tell him it's a new "mystery" flavor XD

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#103

My Wife's Way Of Getting The Bacon Ready To Be Cooked Is Something I Will Never Understand

My Wife's Way Of Getting The Bacon Ready To Be Cooked Is Something I Will Never Understand

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, bacon doesn't really need gymnastics. Nice hang it's got going, tho.

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#104

Left My Kids Alone For 5 Minutes. They Were Using This "Normally" And This Happened

Left My Kids Alone For 5 Minutes. They Were Using This "Normally" And This Happened

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#105

My Little Sister Couldn't Decide Which Donut She Wanted. Guess That's What I Get For Giving Her Options

My Little Sister Couldn't Decide Which Donut She Wanted. Guess That's What I Get For Giving Her Options

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cut off a piece instead of putting your spit on all of them, ffs. Or buy your OWN damned assortment, a*****e.

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#106

And She Was So Proud Using The Meat Thermometer

And She Was So Proud Using The Meat Thermometer

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to use: 1. Put it in the oven with the meat, display facing outside 2. Start cooking 3. Check the display regularly 4. Absolutely nothing can go wrong

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#107

How My Grandma Gets A Slice Of A Watermelon

How My Grandma Gets A Slice Of A Watermelon

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#108

My Mother Wanted To "Cook." This Is Why I’m The One That Cooks

My Mother Wanted To "Cook." This Is Why I’m The One That Cooks

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#109

My 10-Year-Old Made An Easy Mac And Now The Whole House Stinks

My 10-Year-Old Made An Easy Mac And Now The Whole House Stinks

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#110

When My Brother Is Doing The Dishes, He Puts The Plates Like This And He Doesn't Want Me To Correct It

When My Brother Is Doing The Dishes, He Puts The Plates Like This And He Doesn't Want Me To Correct It

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#111

I'm Just Hoping She’s Not Watching Wibbly Pig While Chomping On Fistfuls Of Ham

I'm Just Hoping She’s Not Watching Wibbly Pig While Chomping On Fistfuls Of Ham

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a parent of a 3 year old: a toddler asking to eat anything is always agreed to. Toddlers are like camels in the desert, they refuse everything you make and somehow survive on banana, toast and weetbix for 72 hours.

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#112

Day 1. Breakfast Dishes Are Never Put Away, Finally Opened An Account To Document Ways My Husband Annoys Me And Gave Up On Telling Him

Day 1. Breakfast Dishes Are Never Put Away, Finally Opened An Account To Document Ways My Husband Annoys Me And Gave Up On Telling Him

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So.....You don't want to tell him anymore to clean up the dishes, then lock up all the other dishes until he cleans up the ones he's used and left on the counter. This sounds like a communication problem, which OP isn't being very clear about to her husband.

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#113

You Missed The Trash Can By About Five Feet

You Missed The Trash Can By About Five Feet

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#114

My Wife Told Me To Bring Down The Black And White Laundry Basket. I Brought This Down And She Got Annoyed That I Brought The Wrong One

My Wife Told Me To Bring Down The Black And White Laundry Basket. I Brought This Down And She Got Annoyed That I Brought The Wrong One

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#115

How My 22-Year-Old Sister Opens Ice Cream Packets

How My 22-Year-Old Sister Opens Ice Cream Packets

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#116

My Brother Bought His First House This Year And Won’t Shut Up About It. Got Him This Cake For His Birthday This Year, Since He Won’t Shut Up About The House

My Brother Bought His First House This Year And Won’t Shut Up About It. Got Him This Cake For His Birthday This Year, Since He Won’t Shut Up About The House

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm hoping this is a light joke to both of them, but if he bought a house he deserves to talk about it and feel proud, specially these days

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#117

My Mom Borrowed My Airtag. I Genuinely Have No Idea How She Managed To Make It Brown And Sticky

My Mom Borrowed My Airtag. I Genuinely Have No Idea How She Managed To Make It Brown And Sticky

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Airtag is a kind of tracking device you can put on stuff and track it on your phone.

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#119

Get These Notifications At Work From My 4-Year-Old

Get These Notifications At Work From My 4-Year-Old

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#120

My Mom Cut My Sandwich

My Mom Cut My Sandwich

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#121

My Cousin Came Over And Switched Out My Turtles Heat Lamp Light For The Broken Lava Lamp Light, It's Flat And I Can't Unscrew It. Any Tips?

My Cousin Came Over And Switched Out My Turtles Heat Lamp Light For The Broken Lava Lamp Light, It's Flat And I Can't Unscrew It. Any Tips?

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10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

glue something to the bulb that you can use as a k**b to turn. Edit: Really, BP? We're censoring "k n o b" now?

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#122

My Little Cousin Tried To Snatch My Headphones Off My Head And Snapped Them

My Little Cousin Tried To Snatch My Headphones Off My Head And Snapped Them

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#123

My 2-Year-Old Sister Poured Milk From Her Bottle Into My New Xbox Series X

My 2-Year-Old Sister Poured Milk From Her Bottle Into My New Xbox Series X

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I leave the stuff I don't want damaged in the close vicinity of a creature known for damaging stuff and leave them without supervision, what could go wrong"

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#124

Brought Some Donuts For My Mom For Mother’s Day. My Baby Brother And My Little Cousin Saw And They Are Begging Her For The Donuts. She Barely Even Had Any

Brought Some Donuts For My Mom For Mother’s Day. My Baby Brother And My Little Cousin Saw And They Are Begging Her For The Donuts. She Barely Even Had Any

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#125

Courtesy Of My 7-Year-Old Daughter. She Shouldn't Write On The Car... But The Message Is So Sweet It's Hard To Be Too Mad

Courtesy Of My 7-Year-Old Daughter. She Shouldn't Write On The Car... But The Message Is So Sweet It's Hard To Be Too Mad

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#126

How My Daughter Plays With Play-Doh

How My Daughter Plays With Play-Doh

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And...what's so monstrous with it? The only wrong ways to play with a toy is to use it to harm yourself, others or damage the home appliances and tech.

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#127

My Sister Decides To Leave These On The Bathroom Counter Every Day

My Sister Decides To Leave These On The Bathroom Counter Every Day

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#128

My Four-Year-Old Brother Traded His Build-A-Bear Charmander For This

My Four-Year-Old Brother Traded His Build-A-Bear Charmander For This

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#129

Why Do My Brothers Do This?

Why Do My Brothers Do This?

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#130

My Mom Left Out All Her Beer Cans When She Told Me To Clean The Dishes

My Mom Left Out All Her Beer Cans When She Told Me To Clean The Dishes

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a mom, I'd be embarrassed. Looks like she has an alcohol problem.

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#131

My 4-Year-Old Son Insists On Making The Top Frame Crooked And Gets Annoyed Whenever I Fix It

My 4-Year-Old Son Insists On Making The Top Frame Crooked And Gets Annoyed Whenever I Fix It

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#132

Oh, Please Let Me Replace The Toilet Roll Again. Where’s A Sarcasm Emoji When You Need One?

Oh, Please Let Me Replace The Toilet Roll Again. Where’s A Sarcasm Emoji When You Need One?

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so annoying!! I have a salon, can't blame men for this solely!! I have a little sign that say, Changing the toilet paper doesn't cause brain damage. The girls still leave 2 squares on the roll.......... WOW, Just WOW!!! Lololol

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#134

What Kind Of Psychopath Does This? The Same Person That Gouges The Butter Or Leaves Crumbs In The Butter, Or Butter In The Jam Jar

What Kind Of Psychopath Does This? The Same Person That Gouges The Butter Or Leaves Crumbs In The Butter, Or Butter In The Jam Jar

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#135

Distance Between Switch (0% Battery) And Dock: 10cm

Distance Between Switch (0% Battery) And Dock: 10cm

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#136

Look, This Is Important, You Understand

Look, This Is Important, You Understand

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#137

My Two-Year-Old Cousin Woke Up And Chose Violence

My Two-Year-Old Cousin Woke Up And Chose Violence

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am so p[lease my kids survived their childhood long enough to move out.

#138

What I Usually Do To Annoy My Mom

What I Usually Do To Annoy My Mom

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#139

This Is How My Dad Cut This Pizza. I’m Pretty Sure He Was Doing It On Purpose Just To Annoy Me

This Is How My Dad Cut This Pizza. I’m Pretty Sure He Was Doing It On Purpose Just To Annoy Me

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#140

My Wife Eats All Dishes One By One, Normally It's Annoying, But How She Eats Cake And Custard Really Irks Me

My Wife Eats All Dishes One By One, Normally It's Annoying, But How She Eats Cake And Custard Really Irks Me

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's how I do it, I hate cake swimming in custard and also crumbs in custard. I use a separate small spoon to smear just the right amount of custard on a piece of cake. Yes I do it in restaurants as well.

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