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30 Times People Went To Their Local Facebook Groups To Vent But Their Anger Was Amusing (New Pics)
Facebook, like many social media platforms, was created to bring people together, allowing them to share thoughts, ideas, and experiences from around the globe. However, not everyone uses these digital spaces for harmony and connection. Some folks log on just to vent their frustrations, and their outbursts can be surprisingly entertaining.
The Facebook page ‘Angry People in Local Facebook Groups’ is dedicated to sharing these fiery episodes. We’ve sifted through their posts, from ridiculous to downright hilarious, and rounded up some of their best rants. Check them out below and don’t forget to upvote your favorites!
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#1
If Anyone Sees Aladdin
Saphyre Fyre 1 year ago (edited)
Only 3 cuss emojis; not angry at all. Just saying (!!) But I may decide to post a rug as Aladdin's if I get the opportunity.
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Koala ala ala 1 year ago
They're crazy I would do anything for a flying carpet! I'd be rolling that bad boy up and trying to jump start it off the nearest roof
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
This is British humour. We're still trying to find a market for it in North America.
SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago
Too many Arabian Nights and Aladdin immediately forgets to park in his designated spot. This ain't Agrabah, buddy... XP
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#2
We Can Have A Chat About Your Toilet Habits
Sue 1 year ago
This is more fun. I'd make them come clean it up to get their phone back.
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SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago (edited)
We have this occasionally. People taking a poop behind our communal huge black bins/recycling bins. It is really disgusting because if it's early evening/dark? As in winter when it gets dark early? You can't see what you're walking in. It gets on your shoes and then you smell like poop! I have had people say, "Oh feel sorry for them! They might be homeless!". I do feel for the homeless. There are public toilets around here that are open 24/7. Plus given that it happens during the day? Um... There are other places open to the public where you can go into. It's not the homeless tbh, they know where to go (mostly) if they need to poop etc. It's happens a lot during Freshers Week here when the university students arrive. The end of our street is still occasionally referred to as - "Pee, poop and puke corner"!!! 😄
Krd 1 year ago
A big problem, especially in urban areas, it's almost impossible to find a public bathroom now a days. And that's as a paying customer, never mind if someone is homeless.
Load More Replies...It’s tough to find a corner of the internet where someone isn’t angry about something. Even a post of cute kittens can attract at least one person who feels the need to rant about why it ruined their day.
This kind of negativity doesn’t just stay put. Every angry remark seems to trigger a chain reaction, leading to a flurry of responses where people start clashing. There’s actually a reason for this—research shows that anger is the most ‘viral’ emotion, spreading faster on social media than fear, disgust, or sadness. In fact, about a third of people admit they’re more likely to be aggressive online than offline.
#3
I Shouldn't Laugh But... I Did
kelsischloe1986 1 year ago
It's really not funny at all to do these kinds of things. Seeing how there are real predators out there that harm people and kids. Making it a laughing prank total makes light of real situations and it's just wrong to joke about certain things.
Winter 1 year ago
Somebody ought to tell those playful little tykes the fable about "the boy who called wolf" - to warn them that if they keep doing this, because they think it's so "funny". Then, *one* day, they might *really* be in trouble and need help - but no-one will come. People will just think "Huh! There go those stupid little brats again, thinking they're being funny!"
Verena 1 year ago
Playing this prank in an area where everybody needs to carry guns for protection against weirdos, might not be a bright idea. Teach kids that some pranks are not a joke, but can be dangerous to the victim.
Brian Droste 1 year ago
Should have stop until the kids were way ahead of your then start jogging again or as someone already mentioned, change directions.
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago (edited)
Do I find this funny? Not really. There's a reason why. Basically you can ruin someones life by making these types of accusations. There was, years ago, a doctor, who was a paediatrician, was physically attacked, his home targeted because some people don't know the difference between a paediatrician, a doctor who treats children in hospital and a paedophile who is a person who sexually abuses children. (Awaits being called the "fun police" and a copy and paste reply from Verena)
Cora Van der Gaag 1 year ago
Unfortunately the world is full of people that are stupid and will take any opportunity to harass others.
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Guy Basically Stole Someone's Dog
Lyone Fein 1 year ago
Yeah, it is your fault, mate. If a dog is inside a fenced in yard , and it's wearing a collar, it polly belongs right where it is, genius.
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
Out of curiosity, what do you do with the fractions of a second saved by replacing "probably" with "polly"?
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There’s nothing wrong with anger itself; it’s a natural human emotion. However, the way it manifests online isn’t exactly healthy. “What makes internet anger so problematic is how people sometimes respond to their angry feelings,” says psychologist Dr. Ryan Martin, author of How to Deal with Angry People and Why We Get Mad. “Angry internet users will often rant in a way that offends people or damages relationships.”
“Likewise, people who rant online often have problems with their anger offline too,” he adds. “According to a study my research team and I did in 2013, people who frequently ranted online were likely to experience more maladaptive anger in their offline life than others.”
#5
Could This Post Be The Greatest Of All Time?
kelsischloe1986 1 year ago
Those 2 animals look nothing alike. Sometimes I think people make up funny stories just for entertainment. Which is fine, just be honest about it and call it a joke or a funny story that you thought up in your head. Lying about it making it out to be real when it's not makes it less funny. I know y'all have seen those outlandish posts by people who are definitely not telling the truth and you can just feel it in your bones. I definitely think this is one of them.
Donkey boi 1 year ago
That's a pygmy goat kid. Judging by the size, it's probably not long weaned. Try cornflakes and bread until you can get a hold of some goat feed. If it won't take solid food, it's not been weaned so you're going to need to get some lambing milk PDQ.
ManuelQue 1 year ago
She put the animal in his arms and rushed away. I guess he didn't really look until he got home.
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Regina Holt 1 year ago
As far as what to feed the goat, they eat anything, maybe not c**p dog food, but put him on your lawn for a while, rent him out to others who have big lawns. Seriously, take him to an animal rescue. (if this story is even true, nobody is that stupid, are they, Oh, nevemind)
#6
Perfect For This Group, From One Of Mine
Spencer's slave no longer 1 year ago
I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who saw the, perhaps warped, irony in this.
Load More Replies... lovemy suffolk 1 year ago (edited)
WAP, WAP, WAP while dining might be a bit much I suppose...🤔
Michael Largey 1 year ago (edited)
Bringing up the question of exactly which wine goes best with cunnilingus. (Answer - all of them.)
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
This is hilarious, but s/he has a point. I prefer low-volume instrumental music while dining as I'm most likely with other people engaged in conversation and don't need the added distraction.
Hinrik Ævarsson 1 year ago
Now, I'm generally all for uncensored music on the radio and whatnot... but yeah... not the place for that tune methinks 😂
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago (edited)
Oh gosh! One place I worked at? The music system had gone down so we were using someones phone to play music via the speakers but they'd forgotten to either delete or remove the song "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mixalot from the playlist on it! Luckily it was quite a lot later in the evening so no children were in and a lot of the customers found it funny because they saw our manager ran off to the office to change it, like literally ran! We did apologise btw! One customer helped lighten it up by saying - "I was going to order something else but now I'm in the mood for a rump steak!" 😄
#7
An Archipelago Of Sh*t Infact !!!! I Get The Guys Concern... I'm A Dog Owner And It Drives Me Mad Too.... Just Maybe Not As Mad As He Is.. Still, An Almost Shakespearean Ode To Dog Crap
Fire Singer 1 year ago
My dog is the center of the universe. But I clean up his shits. This is hilariously awful and I feel bad for this person!
Ephemera Image 1 year ago
I see his point. I am a walker, can't tell you the number of times an off-leash dog has run up and nearly bowled me over. I'm 70 years old, I can't afford to fall because of "Oh don't worry he's FrIeNdLy' dogs! Then I complain to the owner and they tell you to F off.
Charity Angel 1 year ago
The dog might be perfectly friendly. But (please don't be offended by any phrasing that follows) older folk can't bounce back to their feet if they fall, and might even break something, or even what might be just a graze to someone young can turn nasty in an older person. And then there's the people like me who are horribly allergic - no I do not want your very friendly dog kissing its allergens all over me, because I'll end up in hospital. And I'm a wheelchair user, so I can't just back away. (Fortunately, the wheelchair befuddles a lot of dogs. They don't know what to make of it so they leave me alone. Most dogs that aren't put off by it are service dogs who don't bother me anyway because they're properly trained.) If a dog isn't well trained enough to not knock people over, or slurp all over them, it shouldn't be off the lead.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Can't walk down the sidewalk in my neighborhood without scanning ahead for piles. So much for a leisurely stroll.
Colleen Glim 1 year ago
Reasons why I prefer cats. Because picking up freshly deposited dog poo is just wrong. It seem a lot “nicer” when it’s in a litter scoop
Emie N. 1 year ago
I prefer dogs, but people should really clean up their pets mess!
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Brenda 1 year ago
They make little grabbers with a place for a bag. You don't have to ever touch it! There's no reason for this. I'd find out who was letting their dog do this. Then gather it all up, even from other peoples yards. I'd wait until very late and put it right in front of their door. Might even leave a note or get up early so I could be walking by when they leave.
Shelley Dawson 1 year ago
The ones I truly love are those who do pick up their dogs deposits and then hang them from convenient trees/bushes/gates. If you find such people, and we live close to each other, please call me before you carry out your revenge and I'll be happy to hold him or her (or them) down for you.
Bahama Mama 1 year ago
I live by the beach, I take my dogs there often and clean up after them and take the bags with me until I find a trash can. You would not believe all the poop bags filled with poop just laying all over the beach, it's f*****g ridiculous!
Load More Replies... SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
I love dogs but not certain dog owners. The vast majority of dog owners here do pick up after their dogs and put it in the bins. Before I became disabled? It was a mild annoyance at occasionally having to wash my shoes because of dog poop. Now it's a big annoyance because of my calipers and crutches and having to clean them up, which isn't easy. That and if you have to use a wheelchair? Getting the wheels cleaned up after going through dog poop? That must be a bigger nightmare. Please poop and scoop! (As in after your dogs! Not yourself!)
So why do people feel the need to vent their frustrations so intensely? “Because it feels good,” explains Martin. “That same 2013 study found that 100% of participants said they felt calm, relaxed, and relieved after they ranted online. The trouble is that just because something feels good doesn’t mean that it’s good for you.”
Moreover, the online environment naturally stirs up conflicts. Spending a lot of time on the internet exposes us to more provocations, like differing political views or upsetting news, which leads to more frequent bouts of anger.
#8
Have That!
Sarah K 1 year ago
That poor kid also had tears in their eyes. Not from laughing though.........
Load More Replies... devotedtodreams 1 year ago
Is there more context? Like, was the child screaming/throwing a tantrum or something? Because I dunno; to me, this is hilarious
Suzi Bernais 1 year ago
For me, the funniest part is that the mother timed the length of the fart: ".. for at least 4 seconds..." lol
Michelle C 1 year ago
LMAO! Like who does that!?! But it's funny! Would have been awful if it was a dog but it's a kid so it's priceless!
#9
Wtf?
Bryn 1 year ago
i think the real reason they're upset is because there was no porridge ):
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Leave a spray bottle of vinegar by your door. The next time they open the flap, spray it into their eyes. See if they want porridge after that.
Spencer's slave no longer 1 year ago
Might want to check for other "porridge" around the letter box.
Michael Largey 1 year ago
Three weeks? Nine days has always been the traditional time frame with porridge.
Colleen Glim 1 year ago
Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old
Load More Replies... Fire Singer 1 year ago
I shouldn't laugh because if this was happening to me I'd be so irritated, but it's so funny!!
AyrinCharles 1 year ago
How is this fun? BP, people being pranked and bothered a lot by some idiot is not funny.
#10
Of Course It's Anonymous
Steve Robert 1 year ago
Shock collars on these kids ought to solve this problem. Adult size also available.
David 1 year ago
A joke I used to make. Sometimes about my own grandkids. It was usually not well received. (and no, I would not literally do it)
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ucp 1 year ago
I did this in a supermarket in Portugal once. The kid looked so confused that he promptly forgot what his tantrum was about.
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Cee Cee 1 year ago
Particularly bad during school hols. I go early to avoid the ghastly screechers. And went to Morrisons today - only supermarket that sells oxtail that I give to the dogs. Why did they think it a good idea to provide mini trollies for kids to use? Two racing in the aisles came round the corner and nearly hit me.
Sheena Leversedge Wood 1 year ago
I'm in two minds about them. there are some children that act like they're in formula one, not so good. on the other hand, there is a flag at about eye level. and the way kids never look where they're going, this makes it easier to avoid being ran into.
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Shelley Dawson 1 year ago
Though I do recall one child having a terrible tantrum, screaming like a banshee, so badly we thought there was something wrong. The mother tried but couldn't calm her. I thought I'd say something so went up to her and smiled and said, it's OK, you're doing your best. I couldn't be angry with her, her face was a picture of helplessness.
Charity Angel 1 year ago
See, that I can sympathise with. There is a parent doing their best there. It's the ones who are allowed to run wild that annoy me. Especially the ones late at night - who takes their small children shopping at 10pm? Why is that child not in bed? How are they going to be functional for school in the morning? They're being set up to fail, and in a way that will likely disrupt the entire class.
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Pam 1 year ago
I bet you could make a fortune if you invented humane muzzles for children. That would stop the screaming.
Sally Horrocks 1 year ago
I often feel like screaming in supermarkets so I can sympathise with the children.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Boisterous kids in public are a result of poor parenting. My mother sucked as a parent, but she at least had the decency to drag us out of the store/restaurant rather than disturb other people.
Martin also points out that the instant nature of electronic communication has weakened our impulse control. This is especially harmful when we’re angry because we’re less rational and less likely to consider the consequences of our words. With nothing stopping us from posting our reactions within seconds, we risk escalating arguments that could have been avoided with more deliberate thought.
#11
Not So Much Angry As Anxious
DowntownStevieB 1 year ago
I have no clue what a Tesco here in the Northeast U.S., but so much DRAMA happens at them! LOL reminds be of 7/11 here.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Strange. Can't speak to the prawn's freshness, but those shoes look to be in good condition.
#12
Face The Reaper Cushions
Steve Robert 1 year ago
Not sure what a reaper cushion is, but do you really want to find out?
Koala ala ala 1 year ago
I think he's saying he's going to smother them with a cushion and make them meet the reaper 💀
Kerensa Scott 1 year ago
I think this is a Reaper Cushion https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=8b1421c37792704b&rlz=1C1GCEA_enGB1117GB1117&sxsrf=ADLYWIJHfQtQV6MmaG2si8epU33C3M_tbg:1723649484529&q=grim+reaper+with+Cushion&tbm=isch&source=lnms&fbs=AEQNm0Aa4sjWe7Rqy32pFwRj0UkW9NAzhPVmkAfB2zK1tnQfJ8jlojnTquc6VHjs_8dkwvOWoIDvWopvk0nK7uEZytA3MLtNb6SYto9Ff6Khs5yO2x3G9QVG6VX9u8wPmsL3qv3VG7xHXrTHqg9MNwCVoU0afZ6xCYb6gW695awTwRMgxFflbmB5pOQT6u__d0djD2fTTZoqoZnzOe2oVooHaWJsGGFquw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjnnPjZ5vSHAxWfSkEAHbQTDrwQ0pQJegQIERAB&biw=1333&bih=827&dpr=1#imgrc=-E_kQ7pE-Jpf0M
#13
Goat Thugs
Little Wonder 1 year ago
and yet the universe has not seen fit to bless ME with free goats, me who would appreciate them and brush them and stroke their noses.
Evolbeky 1 year ago
I have a goat, and I had to buy shin guards just to go feed and water him. Adorable? Yes. Abusive asshóles? Also yes. But if goats is your desire, I hope the universe will one day provide
Load More Replies... kelsischloe1986 1 year ago
Hello, we are here to remind you about your cars extended warranty.
On top of that, people often react with anger more quickly online because the barrier of a screen creates a sense of distance, making it harder to feel the impact of their comments.
“The distance between you and another person online may stop you from censoring yourself,” says Martin. “When you are on Facebook or Twitter, you aren’t looking the person in the eyes or listening to his or her side of the story.”
“If it were a face-to-face conversation, you might notice that he or she is truly reflecting on what you are saying and you may come to understand his or her perspective before things get too heated. Even if that doesn’t happen, it’s just harder for most people to say hurtful things to a person’s face.”
#14
Hmm
Ace 1 year ago
Bwaahaha. For non-Brits who may not be aware of the meaning: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogging_(sexual_slang)
Andrew Arons 1 year ago
I guess we know why she needed a hip replacement.😝
Load More Replies... Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
A mate and I used to meet up on Sundays, go to the pub, and then take his dog for a walk. When we left with the dog we'd shout to his mum "We're just off dogging!", then one day she shouted back "I DO KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, YOU KNOW!!"
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Poor Brenda is going to be beyond surprised when a group asks her to join their "dogging" sessions.
ANTIVICTORIA 1 year ago
Dogging may refer to:Dogging (sexual slang), a British English slang term for engaging in public sex while others watch
David Martin 1 year ago
You keep using that word; I do not think it means what you think it means
#15
Son’s Crying Now, Thanks
Charity Angel 1 year ago
Oh no, we don't do anything that sensible. We use something I have heard accurately referred to as "imperimetric" - some things are imperial measurements, others are metric. And there is very little logic as to which is which.
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#16
It's No Good To Me Minus A Battery
Shelley Dawson 1 year ago
A mobility scooter, and they took the battery. How truly pathetic and insolently cruel.
Not-a-Clue (she/her) 1 year ago
They are quite expensive. Even if you lock up the scooter, people will try to nick the battery 😡
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Anne Roberts 1 year ago
Someone stole my Dad's cane once. Really,? You want to steal a cane from a 90 year old man??
Even more so, you can choose not to share personal details or stay fully anonymous online, which makes the distance between you and other users feel even greater. With no direct connection to their real-world identity—some even go as far as masking their IP addresses—people may feel like they’ll never face any repercussions for their actions. In many cases, this detachment can even lead to cyberbullying or hate speech.
#17
Some Real Effort Here To Locate This Bin
Charity Angel 1 year ago
I remember a news story about this happening, and the only reason the council waived the replacement fee was because there was camera footage of the bin being emptied, and *then* lobbed into the lorry. Wasn't even an accident - totally on purpose.
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Will Cable 1 year ago
Yes, someone stole ours and dumped the rubbish/trash all over our front garden and hauled the bin away up the steps and out of the garden.
Dogcat vet (retired) 1 year ago
You might get your bin microchipped next time: easier for animal control to return it that way
#18
Bog Off
#19
Make Of This What You Will
Psychologist and therapist Dr. Brad Brenner notes that constantly engaging with or even witnessing outrage on social media can take a heavy toll on our mental health, leaving us feeling exhausted. “This state of mental fatigue is more than just feeling tired of the arguments; it’s about feeling overwhelmed by the negativity and hopelessness that can come from seeing human interaction reduced to its most confrontational elements,” he says.
#20
Ohhh…
Spencer's slave no longer 1 year ago
My mind went fingering in the wrong direction while they were driving which is an entirely different scenario.
#21
My Vegan Family Had To Close All Of Our Windows
Ace 1 year ago
Your poor family. Must be a nightmare for them smelling all those delicious meat aromas and being unable to eat it.
SparkDragon 1 year ago
I've been veggie since I was 7 and am not that keen on the smell of meat, but I'm not about to have a public temper tantrum, because somebody living in a different house eats different food to me! Good grief, it's people like this that get us weirdo veggies/ vegans a bad name!
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Papa 1 year ago
The local livestock auction was handing out bumper stickers a few years ago that said "Eat more beef. The west wasn't won on salad."
Load More Replies... Fire Singer 1 year ago
I hope you enjoyed your cake! Meanwhile I had to walk on the other side of the street because I'm on a diet and can't walk past the bakery so thanks for the bakery smells!
Aussiegirl 1 year ago
Go live in the bush where there’s no other people around so you don’t get offended by their cooking smells. Maybe your neighbours don’t like the smells of quinoa & mung beans from your place
Rinso The Red 1 year ago
Or pretty much any dish involving boiled cabbage
Load More Replies... Regina Holt 1 year ago
Oh, poor dears, how hard it must be to walk or drive by a decent restaurant.
Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
Oh boo hoo, get over yourselves. They like having a good healthy source of protein most likely along with some yummy veggies!
Half eaten Hamster 1 year ago
This is like that game you can play on forums called "Find the vegan"...
BlackCatWithWhiteSocks 1 year ago
Next time you are cooking veg they should call you out then if they hate the smell of brocolli for instance.. what a harmonious neighbourhood
Shelley Dawson 1 year ago
It's your choice to go vegan, it's not a natural state but an intellectual choice. Some people don't like the taste of meat (I loathe rice pudding). However, those holier than thou people who wear their veganism like a medal, you are welcome, but don't complain when I need my protein. By the way, I probably pay twice as much for my meat than most people, because I only buy farm produced meat raised to the highest standards outside. I just eat half as much. Why not ban lions, tigers, otters, beavers, wolves, etc, they eat meat but they are not as kind to their prey as we are (have you seen what bears do????).
#22
To The Geezer With A Little Rat Jack Russel Dog
David 1 year ago
Would that be like a classic zombie movie shuffle or more of a Mel Brooks Young Frankenstein "walk this way" kind of shuffle? /j
Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
Oh so somebody is gonna walk through it to throw it in his face instead of using a shovel?
🤣🤣🤣 (Me while reading bp) 1 year ago
is he sure it was a jack russell and not a 3 legged goat?
Despite this, Ryan Martin believes there are healthy ways to express anger online. “What’s important is that you think through your goals and the best way to achieve them,” he says. “Are you trying to convince the person of something? Will that work? What’s the best way to do it? Are you just trying to insult them? Is that a good idea? Are you just trying to rant or are you looking for support? If you’re looking for support, what’s the best way to express your frustration in order to get that support?”
As mentioned, the internet is very instantaneous, but it can also offer the opposite: the opportunity to reflect on how you are feeling and what you are thinking before you respond, which isn’t always possible in face-to-face interactions. “The problem is that people rarely use that time,” Martin notes.
#23
Go And Wash Your Pits Hun! You Might Feel Better
kissmychakram 1 year ago (edited)
Um, that is not what "jobsworth" means. For non-brits, it is the type of worker (usually government) who won't deviate from the rule book to do something common sense to help a member of the public. The type who enjoy wielding whatever tiny power they have.
ucp 1 year ago
Absolutely, derived from “it’s more than my job's worth” to do that
Load More Replies... BlackCatWithWhiteSocks 1 year ago
My friends would think I wrote this ( minus the "jobsworth " I would probably write "twat" ). I commute by train for work. The amount of times that folk chose the peak times to return from a fun day in the town, with their kids screaming their lungs out and them complaining why there are so many people around. Because we are bloody working madam ( sorry but it is usually women) unlike you we do not chose our commuting. It reflects hour working hours. You however, could have chosen a train slightly earlier or later. I am talking specifically about a line that has trains every 30 minutes
Anne Roberts 1 year ago
Hey, I like Comic Sans. But then again, I am retired.
Load More Replies... Shelley Dawson 1 year ago
So you think looking after a home and children isn't a job???? Oh dear, you're going to be popular with women (or whomsoever depending on who you attempt to create a relationship withy).
#24
It's Clear You Are Having An Affair
#25
I See The Noseybonk Is Still On The Prowl
Jacquie Carr 1 year ago
Noseybonk is why I'm in therapy; cant believe it's back
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Big nose. Eyes on either side of head. Long, flowing hair. I think someone's horse is loose.
A good way to determine if you have anger issues online is to consider whether your disputes or rants have had any noticeable consequences. Reflect on whether your words have hurt others or strained your relationships with friends and family. If you observe any negative impact, it might be time to rethink how you express yourself on the internet.
#26
Horrible Little Bastards
David 1 year ago
It's kind of true actually. Squirrels are cute in parks. They are less cute when they are chewing up your gas cans, pissing all over your shop, nesting in a wall and causing the outlets on one side to fail from (apparently) chewing on wires, chewing through your bird feed container, chewing up other stuff for nesting material .. ETC... (which has all happened to me). We currently have more owls in our woods and seem to have a lot fewer squirrels. I'm okay with that.
Bahama Mama 1 year ago
Exactly! They can do some damage to your home for sure.
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Steve Hall 1 year ago
They are just rats that bought the fluffy tail option at the rat dealership!
Bisha Moten 1 year ago
If this photo originated in the UK, then yeah. They're an invasive species over there.
#27
Village In The Wilds Of Suffolk. When The Farmers Come Out To Sow The Wheat In The Morning
Luke Branwen 1 year ago
If it was like 7AM, it'd be a different story, but IMO 9:20 is a reasonable time to be up? People shouldn't have to cater to folks who need to wallow in bed until noon.
Regina Holt 1 year ago
I wallow in my bed until noon, I have no problem with neighbors mowing.
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Julie S 1 year ago
I woke up with a hangover on Sunday to the sound of my neighbour mowing his grass, I didn't get up and complain so he had to mow round me.
Igor914624 1 year ago
I live in Texas. I will mow my lawn at 7am to beat the 105F (40.5C) heat of the day.
SparkDragon 1 year ago
These are the same people who buy a house next to a church, then complain that they ring the bells on a Sunday morning! If it's too loud, close your window
Spec Tater 1 year ago (edited)
Sounds like city folk who’ve moved to the country, believing that it’s peaceful and quiet. Ha ha ha. We’ve got two here where I live in Canada. “Karen” moved to our fair township from Toronto, last winter. Bought a piece of property and built a house next to a farm, a crop farm, and proceeded to b***h on Facebook this past spring because of the smell of manure. She wanted to know how long it would last, and how often she would have to put up with it, and who she would contact to have it stopped. The farmer she lived next to is also on Facebook. He responded. Haven’t heard from her since. New guy, “Kyle” also from TO buys house next to railway switching yard. The the yard has been serving the main lines for over century. It’s part of the CN rail line that runs through Canada. It’s an integral part of rail transportation on the continent. He wants it either moved or shut down.
#28
My Chihuahuas Are Scared Of Large Objects
Michelle C 1 year ago
Well how do they live??? Aren't all objects larger than a chihuahua!?! and there's cars on the other side of the street!!!
Roan The Demon Kitty 1 year ago
sorry but the world doesn't revolve around the fact your dog is an idiot. There's many more cars and large objects up the street ffs xD
DowntownStevieB 1 year ago
Doesn't the poster see the other large objects further up the street?
Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
That little red car? Chihuahua's can be mean. You have to watch them, they literally have big dog syndrome. Even a lot of Vets say you have to say you have to watch out for them the most.
Gerhard “Obi-Wan” van Staden 1 year ago
No such thing as a well trained Chichuahua
Load More Replies... Shelley Dawson 1 year ago
I am sick of people who park badly. I know it's unreasonable. I know I am being pedantic. But if you can't park a car properly, if you have limited spatial awareness, you shouldn't be driving a car. I am not apologising.
SparkDragon 1 year ago
🎶 So how can you tell me, they're parked badly? And say for you that there is no room? Let me take you by the hand and lead you through the streets of my town - I'll show you something to make you change your tune 🎶
Dave 1 year ago
Now, not knowing the area or the rules, and assuming this was to the owner of the red car, I see a valid complaint about blocking the sidewalk/footpath. This shouldn't cause a huge issue for people or the dogs, but what about wheelchairs?But, about being car sized?
Charity Angel 1 year ago
Strictly speaking, assuming this is outside of London, it's not illegal to park or the pavement. And it does look as if the kerb is dropped, so it's not illegal to drive across the path at this point either. I absolutely agree that it's inconsiderate to block the path for wheelchair users and pushchairs/prams. However, as a wheelchair user, it does look like there is enough space to pass it pretty easily. Obviously, perspective is always a bit of an issue with photos, but using the car as a poor substitute for a banana... I reckon that's passable.
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Just To Add, Currently There Are Travellers Set Up In The Area So People Have Been Finding Anything To Blame On Them
Roan The Demon Kitty 1 year ago
well, it is still a radiator type object...
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Makes Ya Think!
Spencer's slave no longer 1 year ago
I honestly didn't either Orion's Belt or stones calved. You learn summat knew everday.
Half eaten Hamster 1 year ago
Yeah, I also found it odd that they gave birth to baby bovines.
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Shawn Keller 1 year ago (edited)
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#31
After Many Years Of Being A Member Of This Group, I Can Finally Participate
#32
“Moronic Fanny Bag” For The Win
General Anaesthesia 1 year ago
Post headline: "“Moronic F***y Bag” For The Win" by Bored Panda. Censorship of "f***y" in post scraped from Faecesbook: Bored Panda.
#33
Gangsta Gulls
OutsiderDogMom 1 year ago (edited)
Those things can be fierce. Had one pair with their chicks at our yard for a few days this Summer and I lost some hair due to a particularly fierce attack. Had to walk outside with an umbrella and protecting the dogs was a lot of work. Edit. The umbrella was Not for hitting the birds but to take shelter under it.
Papa 1 year ago
Regarding your edit, I assumed it was for shelter from the birds, but I wouldn't have blamed you if you hit them with it.
Load More Replies... Roan The Demon Kitty 1 year ago
Seagulls are aholes. They literally hired a lad in my town to scare them away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiIwQRuVH88
Mike F 1 year ago
Comerica Park (baseball field) in Detroit has quite an elaborate system for chasing them and pigeons off the field.
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Just A Normal Day In West Sussex
Becky Scherer 1 year ago
Because he was filling in for the chicken, duh. Lol
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A Great One From My Favourite Local Fb Group Crosby Bubble
ucp 1 year ago
The best solution is to get a cat. It’ll want to mark its territory by s——ing in your neighbours’ gardens. You’re welcome
SparkDragon 1 year ago
Orange is supposed to be a good repellent for most cats (the fruit, not the colour). That said, we used to have a cat who slept in the fruit bowl, on top of the oranges.
Brian Droste 1 year ago (edited)
Adopt the cat. Bring it inside. No more problems with the cat in your garden.
Spencer's slave no longer 1 year ago
Get the black one a new broomstick and it will probably just fly home with it's "friend".
ROSESARERED 1 year ago
Citrus perls, throw them around your yard, cats hate them ...alot of oranges to eat...
#36
Quite The Response
XenoMurph 1 year ago
They tried that already. It was called Australia. I'd sleep on the streets for a few nights for a free flight, Emirates please.
ThatAussieIdiot(He/Him/Aussie) 1 year ago
We (the Australians) would happily welcome you.
Load More Replies... Lyone Fein 1 year ago
Or.......I know this will sound nuts.......how about having public toilets? With proper maintenance? Or even (this one is really out there), giving these folks some place to live? Nice painting, btw.
clairebear 1 year ago
They won't use the shelters because they aren't allowed to take d***s or alcohol in. And public toilets have been closed because councils are strapped for cash.
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Brian Hawley 1 year ago
Just fit a turbine to the steps and use the torrent of p*ss to generate electricity
LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 year ago
So when you leave and then leave again? 😄
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It’s The Little Things That Get Us In The End…
clairebear 1 year ago
Well no it isn't. The legal status of footways and footpaths differs: a footway runs alongside a carriageway (i.e. a road), whereas a footpath is located away from it (e.g. between buildings or through open countryside). A pavement is a more common term for Footway but in legal terms Footway is correct.
Regina Holt 1 year ago
Well, one parks on a driveway, and drives on a parkway. Just throwing that out there . . .
#38
What A Piss Take
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 1 year ago
It was just marking it's territory. You are owned by the dog now.
Kate C 1 year ago
As someone who has seen places we love to go with our dog switch to "no dogs allowed" due to a few bad owners who don't control or clean up after their pups, I sympathize with this poster. If you want to enjoy an activity with your dog take some responsibility for it's behaviour.
#39
Gotta Love Eastbournians
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
Why are so many of these posters only barely functionally literate? It's "aisle", "there's" and "genuinely" (not "generally").
#40
Apologies To Anyone My Shouting Has Disturbed
#41
And By The Way, Your Roots Need Doing
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
Are you not familiar with the new Nissan Pussyflaps 5000?
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Thank You For Your Honesty. Not!!!!
Michael Largey 1 year ago
Naturally, the OP has absolutely no responsibility for keeping track of his own belongings.
#43
Vampire Weekend
#44
All Kicking Off In Lincolnshire This Mornin'
Littlemiss 1 year ago
I dunno, mine wears scuffs and the occasional jandle. Never seen em wear joggers
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Just Coming To Gossip About An Old Ladies Gossip
Koala ala ala 1 year ago
Everyone knows pigeons won't s**t in front of children, that would be indecent
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
There were tons of pigeons at the prison. Inmates would give them bread or crackers, so many were semi-tame. One morning, two of the pigeons were mating, and an inmate stood there and scolded them for having the nerve to mate in public. The woman kept telling them nobody wanted to see that, and to have some respect. As far as I remember, there was no decline in public pigeon mating.
Edward Clarke 1 year ago
Be glad that it's pigeons. We had an [insert vile obscene cursing] idiot who fed Canadian Geese. Lots of Canadian Geese - as in hundreds. He's moved or died or maybe the geese ate him. Good riddance.
#46
I Didn't See The Aforementioned Photo But Am Delighting In The Use Of 'Pompous Windbags'
#47
Disgusting. F%#! The Bees And The Environment
Brain-In-A-Vat 1 year ago
As well as the nature thing, the idea is to restrict the view and make you slow down as you approach . . .
Load More Replies... Sheena Leversedge Wood 1 year ago
on a roundabout, fair enough to let it grow. but living in a lovely area with banks of wildflowers, which ARE beautiful, they should definitely be trimmed back at some junctions, so you can actually see oncoming traffic. when they get overgrown, the lack of visibility is really noticeable
Bisha Moten 1 year ago
Fun fact: With 'no mow' ordinances in use by cities, there is always a clause within them that requires mowing to take place if the grass or flower growth reaches a point that it becomes a hazard to drivers. Such as this here.
#48
Omg! This Looks Friendly…
S. K. 1 year ago
People who do this should be shot. There are no excuses for this kind of behaviour.
SparkDragon 1 year ago
I'm not excusing the person who did this, but it looks like she parked on the pavement (though not across the whole thing). I would never actually do it, but I am often sorely tempted to squeeze my wheelchair past such parked cars, which would leave a similar mark.
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Mike F 1 year ago
And a king? How many of those do you folks have at any given time? 😂
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Visits Once In 30 Years... What Will Happen In 2053?
#50
Just A Gentle Reminder
Koala ala ala 1 year ago
I think if you find the smell of bacon arousing, you're obviously a closeted meat eater. Be true to yourself. You don't need to spend your life sneaking around at dinner time trying to get a whiff of meat. Just be you
Spencer's slave no longer 1 year ago (edited)
I'd be watching the times this cocksnot rode past then coordinate a spit roast in the front garden with all the neighbours. If you keep cycling past houses that cook meat, choose a different cycle route.
Chefette67 1 year ago
Oh God, double privileged twat.... a vegan AND a cyclist 🤦... get off the road and eat a carrot you Lycra wearing freak!
Roan The Demon Kitty 1 year ago
maybe don't go cycling when people are going to be cooking meals? Or maybe don't be a twat who thinks the world revolves around them?
Ace 1 year ago (edited)
Meanwhile, there's a burgeoning market for air fresheners with the scents of bacon grilling and fresh BBQ smoke.
Brian Droste 1 year ago
Why don't you cycle at different times instead of around dinner time. That way you won't have to smell that delicious meat cooking.
#51
Not Sure If Angry But No Chill
#52
Comedy Gold On Our Local Page
Edward Treen 1 year ago
Possibly because you didn't offer to let it inside to use your toilet.
Hmmm hmmmm 1 year ago
Did you know it is the law in Scotland you have to let someone into your house to use the toilet if they ask
Load More Replies... Koala ala ala 1 year ago
Because it's actually harder than Robert Deniro made it look in meet the parents to train a cat to use a toilet
Little Wonder 1 year ago
It's a fair question. Cats should be confined to owner property like dogs are.
#53
Have A Word With The Little Darling Will You
Sheena Leversedge Wood 1 year ago
dirty, scummy, litterer. why assume it's a child though. a lot of adults are just as dirty and thoughtless.
#54
This Is From My Curtain Twitchy Small Town A Few Years Ago
#55
Reverent Authority
#56
We Have Started A Gofundme To Pay For This Mans Therapy
Michael Largey 1 year ago
Start tipping big when you shop there and they'll be able to afford better threads.
#57
It's All Gone A Bit Liam Neeson Over Here
Skitty Young 1 year ago
“ We will cut crime in Redacted by at least 50% if you get away with what you are doing.” Seems counterintuitive, but who am I to argue?
#58
Shared, Live 8 Concert
T'Mar of Vulcan 1 year ago
There are still places in the U.K. that don't do card payments. When I bought something costing 20 pounds on Portobello Road, the person acted like it was such an inconvenience that I wanted to pay with my credit card, and charged me two extra pounds to do so. Meanwhile in South Africa the car guards (random people who watch cars in unsecured parking lots or on streets) have Zapper and Snapscan QR codes you can pay them with using your phone!!
Amy S 1 year ago
Small business have to pay a transaction fee on card readers.
Load More Replies... Koala ala ala 1 year ago
Imagine being so petty you would rather chuck ice-cream in a bin than just letting some kids have it 😂
Debbie 1 year ago (edited)
And then setting a precedent and people coming back and trying this. I'm sure there were signs which were ignored. Yes, it sucks for the kids, but s**t happens.
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I Told Them To Stop Swearing
Michael Largey 1 year ago
Perhaps her daughter was close to tears because she felt her mother had embarrassed her in public.
Regina Holt 1 year ago
I wish they tried to let us see the swear words, then we can guess what they might be.
#60
Another Dog Poo Post
Regina Holt 1 year ago
Yes, in addition to carrying bags to pick up the poop, now you must also carry straws.
Fire Singer 1 year ago
You can't really do much if it'd diarrhea but at least tell the home owner and ask for a hose to wash it away!
#61
Think Of The Children!
Kangaroo 1 year ago
It looks like a piece of furniture or something. In my part of the world, trying to do this in a park garbage can counts as “dumping refuse” and you can get a pretty steep fine. Those cans are for small trash only, not household garbage.
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P**s Off With Your Pops And Bangs, If It Wakes My Kids Or Makes Them Jump Again Outside Of School It'll Be Your Tyres Popping
Verena 1 year ago
Why is harrassing others with artificially created noise totally okay, and the wish to keep it down to normal levels harrassing the poor youth? You do you - rent a shed in an industrial area, and get extra fun with all the echos.
David 1 year ago
Wanting noisy stuff to stop is okay. Threatening to commit literal crimes to get your way is not.
Load More Replies... Koala ala ala 1 year ago
Tbf it is incredibly annoying when people do that, I've definitely fantasised about damaging some of those cars
#63
No To The Fish Then
Skitty Young 1 year ago
“I had to fish and chips.” lol. going to start saying “I have to spaghetti.” “Sorry, I need to wedge salad”
ucp 1 year ago (edited)
You know that sensation when you repeat a word enough times, and it starts to seem weird (like “clothes” in Auntie Donna’s Big Ol House of Fun)? Fish
Zoe Vokes 1 year ago
My thought as well. I don’t know why they couldn’t have a conversation about the type of fish it was. But apparently fish is fish.
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Incredible English. The Emojis Really Portrayed Your Emotions Well
Regina Holt 1 year ago
Was there a character limit, but he still wanted to use that many emojis
#65
Sugar High Paranoia
ucp 1 year ago
I scream. You scream. We both get kicked out of the restaurant
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Who Needs Wildlife, Anyway!!!
Regina Holt 1 year ago
I'm sure that all of that area looked like that before those dreaded humans came and removed the greenery to build onto the land. And if the land had not been built on, he wouldn't even be walking there to complain.
#67
Ruined!
SparkDragon 1 year ago
Why are the older people living on their doorstep? Are they squatting, or is it some form of protest?
#68
Enjoy My Babies Happy Meal
SparkDragon 1 year ago
They make happy meals out of babies, now?! I'm all for catering for different diets and cultures, but cannibalism seems to be taking it a bit too far!
Sheena Leversedge Wood 1 year ago
is "first mcdonalds" a significant and celebrated milestone these days?
#69
Absolutely A Joke
clairebear 1 year ago
OMG my sister used to live on Cavendish Road. It's in Arnold, Nottingham.
Roan The Demon Kitty 1 year ago
...I know they're just some random internet person moaning about an ice cream van, but maybe don't reveal the precise location of someone?
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#70
Hmmm
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Shelley Dawson 1 year ago
The overall article covering this group of posts I found lacking. It's about negativity. Why associate negativity with anger. Anger is aroused from stimulation of emotions, it is by no means always stirred by negativity. Negativity can be based on disagreement, dissent, appraisal of reality and fact/truth and many more reasons. I am rarely angry with posts but when I see lies, stupidity, misinformation, I will speak out about it. I only get angry when I see attempts at manipulation for ulterior motives, or when I see injustice and cruelty. Please understand, being nice to everyone regardless of situation is, in itself, negative when it allows them to think what isn't right is good.
Shelley Dawson 1 year ago
The overall article covering this group of posts I found lacking. It's about negativity. Why associate negativity with anger. Anger is aroused from stimulation of emotions, it is by no means always stirred by negativity. Negativity can be based on disagreement, dissent, appraisal of reality and fact/truth and many more reasons. I am rarely angry with posts but when I see lies, stupidity, misinformation, I will speak out about it. I only get angry when I see attempts at manipulation for ulterior motives, or when I see injustice and cruelty. Please understand, being nice to everyone regardless of situation is, in itself, negative when it allows them to think what isn't right is good.
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