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The United States is famous for many things: stunning national parks, delicious comfort food, a wide variety of landscapes and a beautiful blend of cultures. But along with the hundreds of Nobel Prize winners the United States boasts, it’s also home to a handful of individuals who seem to have slept through much of their education...

Below, you’ll find a list of photos from the Facebook group “America’s Cultural Decline Into Idiocy,” which documents exactly what it sounds like. We’re well aware that in a nation of 336 million people, not everyone can be the sharpest tool in the shed, so don’t judge the whole country based off these select individuals. But we hope you get a kick out of these pics, whether you’re from the US or not, and be sure to upvote the ones that cause you to facepalm.

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When you're so anti-government that you pay extra money to the government to show the government you don't support them.

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Ah, the United States of America. Land of the free, home of the brave and home to a wide variety of individuals. As with any other country with such a large population, you’re bound to find some kooky people. But that’s just part of the fun, right? I’m from the US, and although I’m not always proud of it, as everyone I meet seems to have an opinion on it and knows much more about it than I often know about their respective countries, it will always hold a special place in my heart. It’s where I was born and raised, and my whole family lives there. So I might not bleed red, white, and blue, and I’m well aware that the country isn’t perfect, but I’m always happy to visit!

America’s Cultural Decline Into Idiocy might sound like a harsh name for a Facebook group, but it was created in good fun. It was launched on February 28th, 2015 by Aidan Hand, and it has amassed an impressive 232k members since then. When it comes to how the group was born, the creator shared in its about section, “Now, let me say this. I love America, and I love good old fashioned American culture, too. Baseball, Apple Pie, Family Values, Freedom, and national pride. With that said, there has been an undeniable ‘Dumbing Down’ of America in recent years.”

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“Idiocy is all around us,” the group’s about section continues. “It's everywhere we look. I hear it in people's speech, I see it on TV, in advertising, and particularly in signage all across America. It's gotten to the point of not only being accepted, but sometimes defended, as well. When you point this stuff out, you're the bad guy, an insensitive jerk, and sometimes even labeled prejudiced! Well, I'm taking a stand, America! Because I love you, I'll be the bad guy for you!”

“My mission is simple: To point out the idiocy all around us when I encounter it, and hopefully make you laugh your [butt] off while I make my subtle, yet somewhat depressing point: We are in danger of becoming a nation of idiots!” the creator writes. “So, please go ahead and post the funny, insane, innocuous, and downright laughable examples of idiocy that you encounter each day. Let's enjoy it together!” The group is not intended to hate on the United States or bash everyone in it; it’s just here to make light of some of the most ridiculous behavior seen there and provide some good laughs. So please, pandas, understand that we have no intentions of bashing America with this list.

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When you're an influencer but you don't know how to use the Roman numerals.

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There may be many reasons why the United States has the quirks that it does, but one I can’t help but consider is the public education system. Now, the quality of education an American receives varies greatly based on what state, city, and neighborhood they live in, along with how many resources they have outside of the classroom. For example, a higher-income family will be able to afford tutors and SAT-prep that many other families would not have access to. So we wanted to explore what some of the biggest failures of the American education system are, which Kate Barrington at Public School Review has broken down. 

First, Kate mentions a decline in government funding. “For more than 90% of K-12 schools, funding comes from state and local governments, largely generated by sales and income taxes,” she writes. “Research shows, however, that funding has not increased with need – many states are still issuing funding that is lower than it was before the Great Recession. Lower funding means fewer teachers, fewer programs, and diminished resources."

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The next glaring failure of the American school system that everyone around the world is keenly aware of is the decline in school safety. It seems like school shootings are in the news every week, nowadays, and it is absolutely heartbreaking to imagine the trauma that countless children have gone through, not to mention the parents who have lost their little ones. Kids can’t feel safe in their classrooms either, as one poll found that over 50% of teens in the US reported that they worry about gun violence at school, and teachers have to understand that they might be in a life-threatening position at work. There is debate over whether teachers should be armed at work, but these people signed up to be educators, not security guards. Unfortunately, the United States has yet to get school safety under control. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chickens will eat some fresh grass, along with other things like seeds and bugs. The word she was looking for was "pastured" meaning they are outside in grassy fields during the day where they can forage to supplement their grain feed. It makes for healthier and happier chickens.

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We all know that having wonderful teachers can have a huge impact on our education, as they can more easily motivate kids and prevent them from viewing school as boring and pointless. Unfortunately, due to the pathetic salaries the US provides for teachers, it’s nearly impossible to find great ones. “Research shows that the average salary for public elementary and secondary school teachers dropped by nearly 5% between the 2009/10 school year and now,” Kate goes on to write. “States like Oklahoma and Colorado experienced a 17% and 16% decrease – these states also saw massive teacher walkouts in 2018.”

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not stupid, that's college student level genius. Crappy move, but genius nonetheless.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With that many ladders, it's only a matter of time til the snakes show up.

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Jonathan Haidt wrote a piece for The Atlantic titled, “Why The Past 10 Years Of American Life Have Been Uniquely Stupid,” and he addresses the fact that social media has essentially been fuel for the fire of political divisiveness, amplifying the more “idiotic” voices on both sides. “The dart guns of social media give more power and voice to the political extremes while reducing the power and voice of the moderate majority,” Haidt writes. “The ‘Hidden Tribes’ study, by the pro-democracy group More in Common, surveyed 8,000 Americans in 2017 and 2018 and identified seven groups that shared beliefs and behaviors. The one furthest to the right, known as the ‘devoted conservatives,’ comprised 6 percent of the U.S. population. The group furthest to the left, the ‘progressive activists,’ comprised 8 percent of the population. The progressive activists were by far the most prolific group on social media: 70 percent had shared political content over the previous year. The devoted conservatives followed, at 56 percent.”

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So America’s “Cultural Decline” may actually have much more to do with perception than reality. “Part of America’s greatness in the 20th century came from having developed the most capable, vibrant, and productive network of knowledge-producing institutions in all of human history, linking together the world’s best universities, private companies that turned scientific advances into life-changing consumer products, and government agencies that supported scientific research and led the collaboration that put people on the moon,” Haidt explains.

But this arrangement is not self-maintaining, he goes on to note. It requires work. “So what happens when an institution is not well maintained and internal disagreement ceases, either because its people have become ideologically uniform or because they have become afraid to dissent?”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm, if you removed the "Parents" gear it might work... As a former teacher, that sounds about right...

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Haidt goes on to explain what he believes happened to many of America’s key institutions in the mid-to-late 2010s. "They got stupider en masse because social media instilled in their members a chronic fear of getting darted,” he writes. “The shift was most pronounced in universities, scholarly associations, creative industries, and political organizations at every level (national, state, and local), and it was so pervasive that it established new behavioral norms backed by new policies seemingly overnight. The new omnipresence of enhanced-virality social media meant that a single word uttered by a professor, leader, or journalist, even if spoken with positive intent, could lead to a social-media firestorm, triggering an immediate dismissal or a drawn-out investigation by the institution. Participants in our key institutions began self-censoring to an unhealthy degree, holding back critiques of policies and ideas—even those presented in class by their students—that they believed to be ill-supported or wrong.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's something very Muppet-esque about his expression; I blame the eyes mostly

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If you’re from the United States, I realize that this list might not make you too proud of Americans. But it’s all in good fun; we know that you pandas aren’t anything like this! Plus, every country has its flaws. The United States is simply one of many imperfect nations. We hope you’re getting a kick out of some of these photos, as many of them could apply to people from around the world as well, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you facepalm the hardest. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article featuring memes about the good old USA, look no further than right here!

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Benita Valdez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kind of disappointed I haven't seen this warning at any gas stations by me

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S Schmidt
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly, all gas stations should have this warning against that day....

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Pieter LeGrande
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not the petrol, it's not that you could insert it 40cm. Nope, it's the spiral spring that means you have to screw it in and out that really concerns me.

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Lauren S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m not quite sure where that is on my car. Any mechanics out there that help me find my car’s rec tum?

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N G
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's also known as its exhaust pipe, it's on the booty of your car

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Kaleb
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every sign has a backstory, and I don't wanna know this one

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Philly Bobcat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I truly want to know what the event was that required this to be posted...

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Melissa Hamed
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the one thing that always freaks me out about caution signs. There's a reason that they're there and somebody's done that.

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David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It cures covid. THEY don't want you to be able to cure covid.

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LadyJaye
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, putting gas in the rectrum. Americas favorite passtime

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marnidarr
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is really sad is that they usually don't put big warning signs on things unless someone actually did it. One that stands out to me is, "Do not allow children to hang from butter door," inside a fridge.

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Paul Pienkowski
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Peter and Homer did this in the crossover episode of Family Guy.

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Barbara Ryan
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Makes me wonder exactly why this was needed in the first place.

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Mary Ross
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do not use gasoline for a high colonic. It will definitely burn.

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Lindy Mac
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just goes to show how bad things have gotten in society... we need signs like this.

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Margaret Weaver
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MURICUHHHH f**k yeaaaah. Who ever would have thought Idiocracy would be a lowball estimate for where that nation was headed?

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Cari Owens
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know this warning is there because someone actually did it....

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Vicki Perizzolo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cannot even imagine what level of Darwinism brought that statement here..

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Luuta
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Inserting anywhere else is at the owners discretion.

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Donald Holder
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll pay any person 1 million dollars if you can insert (your choice of holes) and pump 5 gallons of gas and show up on my porch to collect.

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the great archduke
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the fact that they had to put a sign proves that someone did this before... many scare

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So all the guys are outta luck but at least the ladies still have an option.

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Peter Ledoux
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This takes the cake. Stupid warning labels. Then again someone must have done it to warn people against it. I'm confused.

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Michelle King
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, usually there is a reason that they had to place the caution sticker there....

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Claire Armstrong
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See now I need to know the events which led up to them having to put this warning on it!

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Anette Kudsk
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What? who would do that? or do we want to save somebody who want to do that?

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George D
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, with this line of thinking it must mean that vajayjay ok. Amiright?

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Sam Gober
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess that let's you know which neighborhood the tweakers are in 😵🤮

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ShyWahine
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone must have done so - hence the caution sign...ewwwwwww

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to know what happened for them to put up this sign.... Oh wait.... No I don't.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, this is a problem then? I mean, would you have really put this sticker after just one time? Also, do you sanitize?

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Mmm, looks like some delicious gasoline. I could use a refreshing drink right about now- *glug glug glug*

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is just so sad that our country is so stupid that we have to label gas pumps.

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Riley Quinn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember when warning labels began to proliferate. I was only a kid, but I remember thinking, 'who'd be that stupid'.

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Tom Hardeveld
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many times did this have to happen before the warning was put on there

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Rosie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, wait, don't tell me. Florida? And yes, I live here.

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Cat Chat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The employees there have certainly seen some things! 👀

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Anne McClure
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is how fall we have fallen. The Fall of North America civilization.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All of these "Do not..." signs became necessary because complete idiots were practicing succesfully exactly what is now forbidden. The developers of foolproof devices usually underestimate the ingenuity of the fools!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how many times this had to happen before they made a sign... 🤮

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did someone watch the Family Guy/Simpson crossover and think it was a documentary?

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dab
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that seems like lawsuit protection 'cause someone did it and then sued them for not warning them not to do it

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Billy always wondered why filling the tank was a pain in the a*s, until one day when a little sticker changed his life forever...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

𝕾𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖍𝖆𝖉 𝖆𝖑𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖉𝖚𝖒𝖇...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m imagining there were incidents of each that began with Angel Dust(PCP) or some designer version of DMT. Unless this is Florida. Then it’s bath salts.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you can't help but wonder who the genius was who inspired that.

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This happens only in the greatest country of all, "Murika.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard if you smear peanut butter on your clothes and sleep outside the bears will come preform for you. Hope that helps 😁

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't want to be the person who has to take care of the elephant erection or the clean up on aisles 12, 13 & 14 because a person is je$&ing off an elephant..gross

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can decide whether I'm gaining or losing braincells reading these posts.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who was born and raised in Alaska, it happens a lot because maps put it down there by Hawaii instead of attached to Canada like we're supposed to be lol

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me a sign outside a restaurant in my hometown. "Maine Lobsters/Dancing Nightly". Never did get there to see the show.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

England... English... yeah I'm not gonna bother connecting the dots

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Lisa Morrison
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hemp is in fact a different product than Marijuana but thanks for playing.. I wouldn't try and keep that triple moisture hemp lit, I think it might be a struggle 😂

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Lauren S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Judging by the plate, I don’t think this one is stupidity. I think it’s just perversity. And that seems far worse…

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean they did put wood wedges behind the wheels so safety first, right?

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