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The United States is famous for many things: stunning national parks, delicious comfort food, a wide variety of landscapes and a beautiful blend of cultures. But along with the hundreds of Nobel Prize winners the United States boasts, it’s also home to a handful of individuals who seem to have slept through much of their education...

Below, you’ll find a list of photos from the Facebook group “America’s Cultural Decline Into Idiocy,” which documents exactly what it sounds like. We’re well aware that in a nation of 336 million people, not everyone can be the sharpest tool in the shed, so don’t judge the whole country based off these select individuals. But we hope you get a kick out of these pics, whether you’re from the US or not, and be sure to upvote the ones that cause you to facepalm.

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When you're so anti-government that you pay extra money to the government to show the government you don't support them.

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Ah, the United States of America. Land of the free, home of the brave and home to a wide variety of individuals. As with any other country with such a large population, you’re bound to find some kooky people. But that’s just part of the fun, right? I’m from the US, and although I’m not always proud of it, as everyone I meet seems to have an opinion on it and knows much more about it than I often know about their respective countries, it will always hold a special place in my heart. It’s where I was born and raised, and my whole family lives there. So I might not bleed red, white, and blue, and I’m well aware that the country isn’t perfect, but I’m always happy to visit!

America’s Cultural Decline Into Idiocy might sound like a harsh name for a Facebook group, but it was created in good fun. It was launched on February 28th, 2015 by Aidan Hand, and it has amassed an impressive 232k members since then. When it comes to how the group was born, the creator shared in its about section, “Now, let me say this. I love America, and I love good old fashioned American culture, too. Baseball, Apple Pie, Family Values, Freedom, and national pride. With that said, there has been an undeniable ‘Dumbing Down’ of America in recent years.”

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The only scientific explanation.

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“Idiocy is all around us,” the group’s about section continues. “It's everywhere we look. I hear it in people's speech, I see it on TV, in advertising, and particularly in signage all across America. It's gotten to the point of not only being accepted, but sometimes defended, as well. When you point this stuff out, you're the bad guy, an insensitive jerk, and sometimes even labeled prejudiced! Well, I'm taking a stand, America! Because I love you, I'll be the bad guy for you!”

“My mission is simple: To point out the idiocy all around us when I encounter it, and hopefully make you laugh your [butt] off while I make my subtle, yet somewhat depressing point: We are in danger of becoming a nation of idiots!” the creator writes. “So, please go ahead and post the funny, insane, innocuous, and downright laughable examples of idiocy that you encounter each day. Let's enjoy it together!” The group is not intended to hate on the United States or bash everyone in it; it’s just here to make light of some of the most ridiculous behavior seen there and provide some good laughs. So please, pandas, understand that we have no intentions of bashing America with this list.

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When you're an influencer but you don't know how to use the Roman numerals.

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There may be many reasons why the United States has the quirks that it does, but one I can’t help but consider is the public education system. Now, the quality of education an American receives varies greatly based on what state, city, and neighborhood they live in, along with how many resources they have outside of the classroom. For example, a higher-income family will be able to afford tutors and SAT-prep that many other families would not have access to. So we wanted to explore what some of the biggest failures of the American education system are, which Kate Barrington at Public School Review has broken down. 

First, Kate mentions a decline in government funding. “For more than 90% of K-12 schools, funding comes from state and local governments, largely generated by sales and income taxes,” she writes. “Research shows, however, that funding has not increased with need – many states are still issuing funding that is lower than it was before the Great Recession. Lower funding means fewer teachers, fewer programs, and diminished resources."

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The next glaring failure of the American school system that everyone around the world is keenly aware of is the decline in school safety. It seems like school shootings are in the news every week, nowadays, and it is absolutely heartbreaking to imagine the trauma that countless children have gone through, not to mention the parents who have lost their little ones. Kids can’t feel safe in their classrooms either, as one poll found that over 50% of teens in the US reported that they worry about gun violence at school, and teachers have to understand that they might be in a life-threatening position at work. There is debate over whether teachers should be armed at work, but these people signed up to be educators, not security guards. Unfortunately, the United States has yet to get school safety under control. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chickens will eat some fresh grass, along with other things like seeds and bugs. The word she was looking for was "pastured" meaning they are outside in grassy fields during the day where they can forage to supplement their grain feed. It makes for healthier and happier chickens.

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We all know that having wonderful teachers can have a huge impact on our education, as they can more easily motivate kids and prevent them from viewing school as boring and pointless. Unfortunately, due to the pathetic salaries the US provides for teachers, it’s nearly impossible to find great ones. “Research shows that the average salary for public elementary and secondary school teachers dropped by nearly 5% between the 2009/10 school year and now,” Kate goes on to write. “States like Oklahoma and Colorado experienced a 17% and 16% decrease – these states also saw massive teacher walkouts in 2018.”

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not stupid, that's college student level genius. Crappy move, but genius nonetheless.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With that many ladders, it's only a matter of time til the snakes show up.

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Jonathan Haidt wrote a piece for The Atlantic titled, “Why The Past 10 Years Of American Life Have Been Uniquely Stupid,” and he addresses the fact that social media has essentially been fuel for the fire of political divisiveness, amplifying the more “idiotic” voices on both sides. “The dart guns of social media give more power and voice to the political extremes while reducing the power and voice of the moderate majority,” Haidt writes. “The ‘Hidden Tribes’ study, by the pro-democracy group More in Common, surveyed 8,000 Americans in 2017 and 2018 and identified seven groups that shared beliefs and behaviors. The one furthest to the right, known as the ‘devoted conservatives,’ comprised 6 percent of the U.S. population. The group furthest to the left, the ‘progressive activists,’ comprised 8 percent of the population. The progressive activists were by far the most prolific group on social media: 70 percent had shared political content over the previous year. The devoted conservatives followed, at 56 percent.”

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So America’s “Cultural Decline” may actually have much more to do with perception than reality. “Part of America’s greatness in the 20th century came from having developed the most capable, vibrant, and productive network of knowledge-producing institutions in all of human history, linking together the world’s best universities, private companies that turned scientific advances into life-changing consumer products, and government agencies that supported scientific research and led the collaboration that put people on the moon,” Haidt explains.

But this arrangement is not self-maintaining, he goes on to note. It requires work. “So what happens when an institution is not well maintained and internal disagreement ceases, either because its people have become ideologically uniform or because they have become afraid to dissent?”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm, if you removed the "Parents" gear it might work... As a former teacher, that sounds about right...

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Pernille.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There might be a job for you at a local zoo, I've been led to believe thy need someone to milk the elephants.

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Zoecat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I only drink milk made by bulls. Down with the patriarchy!

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les
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my yogurts tastes funny, the texture is correct but it seems very salty

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G R
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm fairly certain that's one of those MRA troll accounts that gets off on pretending to be super woke feminist, but deliberately says extremely stupid stuff, with the intention of making women/feminists look bad. A few years ago there was a minor Twitter kerfuffle because a bunch of "feminist activist" Twitter accounts announced a campaign to ban Father's Day for being non-inclusive, then later it was exposed as a hoax created by an MRA group on Reddit who'd created and maintained all these fake Twitter accounts pretending to be women. There's a ton of spoof "woke" Twitter accounts out there.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Side note, it's kind of cute to out the cows on the side. Makes me think they are treated well...

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Gogubaci
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know Rick, milk from a bull might not taste right

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Susan Bishop
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter, country girl, on an outing with city girls. They came to a field with cows grazing and she said they'd have to cross the field to get where they're going. The city girls said no, there are bulls in the field. We can see their horns. DD replied, if you want to determine the sex of those cows, you\re looking at the wrong end.

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Paul Neff
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps that woman posting in the picture would demonstrate how to properly milk male cows, bovine misandry is rampant in this corporate dairy industry!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BUT THE MILK IS NOT THEIR BODY! They are not eating the body, only the milk. AND: You can't milk a bull. That would be a veeerry bad idea.

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Sherry MH
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw this elsewhere on SM and someone replied that it just doesn’t taste the same coming from a bull. 😂

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Mary Ross
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yogurt made by male cows contains jism. Only for those who are feeling spunky.

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Margaret Weaver
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS is what happens when you don't feed mammalian offspring mother's milk. Malnutrition is essentially recreational microcephaly, in this context. STELLAR parenting, by the way, this is clearly going to be a wonderfully productive addition to the species.

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Kyllein MacKellerann
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uhhh, only female cows give milk. Male cows just smile and sigh if you try to milk them.

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Mary Peace
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this woman is commenting on the choice of TRADITIONAL names, not the fact that they're all GIRL'S names.

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June Galloway
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so sad to see so many people ready to take everything as an insult,

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Donald Holder
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like my great grandfather use to say, "it doesn't matter what time of the morning you get up to outsmart the cows before they can see you coming is just asking for a ride."

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Charronne Johnston
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This ignorance evolves from the current lazy habit of calling all cattle ‘cows’, no matter what their sex might be.

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Stan Chung
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Deep connection indeed. As deep as the paper thin thickness of her brain cells.

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Peter Ledoux
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When the cows start complaining about their names let me know. Cow are females, no doubt the names? If this is your biggest problem you're blessed.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is a troll account, I remember this from another post. Their whole page is saying dumb stuff like this to get people riled up.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, “Root,” definitely a traditional girls name

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Claire Armstrong
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd pay to see her trying to get milk from a bull! Mind you, I think there's a name for that and I'm sure it's illegal 🤔

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Deep connection between misogyny and consuming animals. Quote of the day.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

𝓦𝓔𝓛𝓛 𝓘𝓜 𝓟𝓔𝓢𝓒𝓐𝓣𝓐𝓡𝓘𝓐𝓝 𝓢𝓞 𝓘𝓣𝓢 𝓞𝓚 𝓣𝓞 𝓔𝓐𝓣 𝓜𝓔!???

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a deep connection between stupid and entertainment watching them get bull stomped

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Mike Fitzpatrick
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most folks object when you offer them milk from a bull. Perhaps it's a texture thing.

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Teatime Thots
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While male mammals CAN lactate on rare occasions, it's probably not enough for mass consumption.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that is such a cute little detail, I'm all for it :)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you milk a bull you have a friend for life. - Yakov Smirnoff

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Niki B
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually went to the comments on this post to check why indeed all the cows on the package have female names. Well.. I guess in the next similar topic there will be a picture about me too🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😅

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s like there’s a difference between the purpose of a male and a female.

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Michelle C
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't be buying that if there was a Steven or Giuseppe on the list....well maybe...for a friend...that I disliked

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dab
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not only female, but milking those ladies doesn't kill them

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is no such thing as a male cow….. There is no such thing as a female bull…..

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Sara Wilson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Typical of "I jumped onto a bandwagon while having no real idea what they stand for"

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Riley Quinn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahyep, she hit the nail right on this overtly misogynistic industry.

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Abrufal
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And here I thought consuming animals was for survival. Second question which is the vegan gene in women?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then you're also mistaken. Consuming animals isn't necessary for survival. :)

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Haidt goes on to explain what he believes happened to many of America’s key institutions in the mid-to-late 2010s. "They got stupider en masse because social media instilled in their members a chronic fear of getting darted,” he writes. “The shift was most pronounced in universities, scholarly associations, creative industries, and political organizations at every level (national, state, and local), and it was so pervasive that it established new behavioral norms backed by new policies seemingly overnight. The new omnipresence of enhanced-virality social media meant that a single word uttered by a professor, leader, or journalist, even if spoken with positive intent, could lead to a social-media firestorm, triggering an immediate dismissal or a drawn-out investigation by the institution. Participants in our key institutions began self-censoring to an unhealthy degree, holding back critiques of policies and ideas—even those presented in class by their students—that they believed to be ill-supported or wrong.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's something very Muppet-esque about his expression; I blame the eyes mostly

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If you’re from the United States, I realize that this list might not make you too proud of Americans. But it’s all in good fun; we know that you pandas aren’t anything like this! Plus, every country has its flaws. The United States is simply one of many imperfect nations. We hope you’re getting a kick out of some of these photos, as many of them could apply to people from around the world as well, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you facepalm the hardest. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article featuring memes about the good old USA, look no further than right here!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard if you smear peanut butter on your clothes and sleep outside the bears will come preform for you. Hope that helps 😁

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't want to be the person who has to take care of the elephant erection or the clean up on aisles 12, 13 & 14 because a person is je$&ing off an elephant..gross

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can decide whether I'm gaining or losing braincells reading these posts.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who was born and raised in Alaska, it happens a lot because maps put it down there by Hawaii instead of attached to Canada like we're supposed to be lol

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me a sign outside a restaurant in my hometown. "Maine Lobsters/Dancing Nightly". Never did get there to see the show.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

England... English... yeah I'm not gonna bother connecting the dots

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hemp is in fact a different product than Marijuana but thanks for playing.. I wouldn't try and keep that triple moisture hemp lit, I think it might be a struggle 😂

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Judging by the plate, I don’t think this one is stupidity. I think it’s just perversity. And that seems far worse…

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Lauren S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean they did put wood wedges behind the wheels so safety first, right?

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