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The United States is famous for many things: stunning national parks, delicious comfort food, a wide variety of landscapes and a beautiful blend of cultures. But along with the hundreds of Nobel Prize winners the United States boasts, it’s also home to a handful of individuals who seem to have slept through much of their education...

Below, you’ll find a list of photos from the Facebook group “America’s Cultural Decline Into Idiocy,” which documents exactly what it sounds like. We’re well aware that in a nation of 336 million people, not everyone can be the sharpest tool in the shed, so don’t judge the whole country based off these select individuals. But we hope you get a kick out of these pics, whether you’re from the US or not, and be sure to upvote the ones that cause you to facepalm.

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When you're so anti-government that you pay extra money to the government to show the government you don't support them.

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Ah, the United States of America. Land of the free, home of the brave and home to a wide variety of individuals. As with any other country with such a large population, you’re bound to find some kooky people. But that’s just part of the fun, right? I’m from the US, and although I’m not always proud of it, as everyone I meet seems to have an opinion on it and knows much more about it than I often know about their respective countries, it will always hold a special place in my heart. It’s where I was born and raised, and my whole family lives there. So I might not bleed red, white, and blue, and I’m well aware that the country isn’t perfect, but I’m always happy to visit!

America’s Cultural Decline Into Idiocy might sound like a harsh name for a Facebook group, but it was created in good fun. It was launched on February 28th, 2015 by Aidan Hand, and it has amassed an impressive 232k members since then. When it comes to how the group was born, the creator shared in its about section, “Now, let me say this. I love America, and I love good old fashioned American culture, too. Baseball, Apple Pie, Family Values, Freedom, and national pride. With that said, there has been an undeniable ‘Dumbing Down’ of America in recent years.”

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“Idiocy is all around us,” the group’s about section continues. “It's everywhere we look. I hear it in people's speech, I see it on TV, in advertising, and particularly in signage all across America. It's gotten to the point of not only being accepted, but sometimes defended, as well. When you point this stuff out, you're the bad guy, an insensitive jerk, and sometimes even labeled prejudiced! Well, I'm taking a stand, America! Because I love you, I'll be the bad guy for you!”

“My mission is simple: To point out the idiocy all around us when I encounter it, and hopefully make you laugh your [butt] off while I make my subtle, yet somewhat depressing point: We are in danger of becoming a nation of idiots!” the creator writes. “So, please go ahead and post the funny, insane, innocuous, and downright laughable examples of idiocy that you encounter each day. Let's enjoy it together!” The group is not intended to hate on the United States or bash everyone in it; it’s just here to make light of some of the most ridiculous behavior seen there and provide some good laughs. So please, pandas, understand that we have no intentions of bashing America with this list.

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When you're an influencer but you don't know how to use the Roman numerals.

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There may be many reasons why the United States has the quirks that it does, but one I can’t help but consider is the public education system. Now, the quality of education an American receives varies greatly based on what state, city, and neighborhood they live in, along with how many resources they have outside of the classroom. For example, a higher-income family will be able to afford tutors and SAT-prep that many other families would not have access to. So we wanted to explore what some of the biggest failures of the American education system are, which Kate Barrington at Public School Review has broken down. 

First, Kate mentions a decline in government funding. “For more than 90% of K-12 schools, funding comes from state and local governments, largely generated by sales and income taxes,” she writes. “Research shows, however, that funding has not increased with need – many states are still issuing funding that is lower than it was before the Great Recession. Lower funding means fewer teachers, fewer programs, and diminished resources."

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The next glaring failure of the American school system that everyone around the world is keenly aware of is the decline in school safety. It seems like school shootings are in the news every week, nowadays, and it is absolutely heartbreaking to imagine the trauma that countless children have gone through, not to mention the parents who have lost their little ones. Kids can’t feel safe in their classrooms either, as one poll found that over 50% of teens in the US reported that they worry about gun violence at school, and teachers have to understand that they might be in a life-threatening position at work. There is debate over whether teachers should be armed at work, but these people signed up to be educators, not security guards. Unfortunately, the United States has yet to get school safety under control. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chickens will eat some fresh grass, along with other things like seeds and bugs. The word she was looking for was "pastured" meaning they are outside in grassy fields during the day where they can forage to supplement their grain feed. It makes for healthier and happier chickens.

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We all know that having wonderful teachers can have a huge impact on our education, as they can more easily motivate kids and prevent them from viewing school as boring and pointless. Unfortunately, due to the pathetic salaries the US provides for teachers, it’s nearly impossible to find great ones. “Research shows that the average salary for public elementary and secondary school teachers dropped by nearly 5% between the 2009/10 school year and now,” Kate goes on to write. “States like Oklahoma and Colorado experienced a 17% and 16% decrease – these states also saw massive teacher walkouts in 2018.”

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La Petite Morte
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not stupid, that's college student level genius. Crappy move, but genius nonetheless.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With that many ladders, it's only a matter of time til the snakes show up.

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Jonathan Haidt wrote a piece for The Atlantic titled, “Why The Past 10 Years Of American Life Have Been Uniquely Stupid,” and he addresses the fact that social media has essentially been fuel for the fire of political divisiveness, amplifying the more “idiotic” voices on both sides. “The dart guns of social media give more power and voice to the political extremes while reducing the power and voice of the moderate majority,” Haidt writes. “The ‘Hidden Tribes’ study, by the pro-democracy group More in Common, surveyed 8,000 Americans in 2017 and 2018 and identified seven groups that shared beliefs and behaviors. The one furthest to the right, known as the ‘devoted conservatives,’ comprised 6 percent of the U.S. population. The group furthest to the left, the ‘progressive activists,’ comprised 8 percent of the population. The progressive activists were by far the most prolific group on social media: 70 percent had shared political content over the previous year. The devoted conservatives followed, at 56 percent.”

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Headless Roach
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You do? My IQ drops with each scroll on the way, and I don't have it in excess, mind you 🙃

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Robert T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

English numbers? I think you'll find that English numbers are in fact Arabic numbers. You mean American (Imperial) weights. And that's about the only bit that is remotely correct. 10kg = 22lbs. 8km = 5 miles. I'm not even going there with the hours! LOL

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the fact you used "Imperial " should tell you they're not American weights to begin with.

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DC
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it is totally cute that the inferior metric system ends up having almost every unit transferrable into each other without any weird calculations. Whenever I see a gullible American I can't imagine a european counterpart to, I think it may have to do with being too lazy to do all the math between Florida Ounces, Feet, Miles, Davis, and all those whacky unit they employ to show off the superiority of their mathery skills, ... oh wait, I do miss a lot here, don't`I?

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Mildly Annoyed Penguin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't mind 30 minute hours if my job still requires me to work the same hours.

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The Original Bruno
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nick is, as I've learned on Bored Panda that British folks say, "taking the p**s."

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Mary Peace
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Original Bruno, I'm British, and I don't ever say that. I might say taking the mickey, which I believe has the same origin.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That must mean we only have a 20 hour work week. Nice 😏

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HoneyBee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to ask him for change of a $20. It's a European $20 so four $10 bills would do since they use smaller dollars there!

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Solidhog
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read things like this and wonder how these people survive a day without help. If they manage to work out how a door handle works and they make it out of their bedroom how do they open any food packaging? Or do they survive just by licking windows?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The pounds and kilograms one is generally correct (it'll give you the ballpark figure) but as for the others... yikes!

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Lisa Shaw
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We don't use English numbers, you doorknob. We actually use Arabic numbers.

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HogHedge
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least he can read and write so school wasn't a complete waste of taxpayer money.

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Anette Kudsk
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

English numbers? They are arabic otherwise it is called Roman numerals

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'm pretty sure he was taking the p**s, but i'm also pretty sure that there are more than a few people out there who are really this dumb

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Rachel Ainsworth
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Didn't the Americans have some revolution thingy about not being british and get helped by the inventors of the metric system? Seems like someone subversive in the American govt didn't agree with it.

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Riley Quinn
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I know why I missed my connecting flight. I didn't adjust for the European time distortion.

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Robert McKenzie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Beyond stupid. "So instead of 60 minutes in an hour they have 30 minutes." INCREDIBLE!

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Robert McKenzie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"That's why 12 hours is 24 hours in Europe." LOL PS: 5 kilometres is 3.1 miles, just in case you were interested. Also, 10 kg is 22 lbs.

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Michel Chartier
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only americans can come up with such an imaginative explaination…

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Origami Chik3n
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I felt a great disturbance, as if millions of brain cells cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

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Margaret Weaver
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really really need to find this man's mother and sponsor her sterilisation. This is just not natural anymore, he's going to trip on his shadow and hurt people.

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Birma Gustafsson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Sweden we have the academic 15 minutes, which is 30 minutes. Why? Who knows?

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Mary Peace
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in the UK, and just found out there are only 30 minutes in an hour. Always wondered why time seems to pass so quickly.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I just heard my braincells arguing, refusing to process something so beneath them. And yet now one of them was forced to actually store that my eyes actually read something that idiotic.

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Donald Holder
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds crazy reading it. However, at least the author put the haha at bottom to indicate that it was merely a hypothesis, not fact.

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Lee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy would get along well with upside down back to front clock lady

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K Carbello
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What are English numbers though? If they are twice metric numbers does that mean they are half of Roman numbers? Can you divide any of them by zero?

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April Pickett
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please don't allow him anywhere near Europe. He the epitome of an Ugly American.

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Claire Armstrong
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is so much wrong with this that it hurts my brain! I sincerely hope that it was a joke!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

some of these make my head hurt so bad i have to look away and remind myself to not remember these for the sake of making mistakes by selective memory

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Meowmeow
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHAT. Nick, no. You need to go back to third grade buddy.

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Ghostsauce
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dang, I just did the math and I'm 10 foot twoty-two. How short is the rest of the world?

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Mary Mosher
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As I'm sure most of you have noted, 10 kg is NOT 20 lbs., nor is 5K the equal of 10 miles. Yes, I'm Canadian.

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Jake Lewis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wish we had the rest of this conversation. This guy's clearly clowning someone

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Lu
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And they said the Internet would provide equal access to knowledge

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Ur worth it
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wtf is this guy talking about. This only works for distances. They are dumb.

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wyngerd
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the nr one proof that the Imperial system in the us produces a new type of dumfüks.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m genuinely impressed they said “English numbers,” not “American numbers.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bout half an hour ago I said to hubby I'm feeling better again - been sick the last days. Not too sure I'm fit again, I just can't comprehend

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So America’s “Cultural Decline” may actually have much more to do with perception than reality. “Part of America’s greatness in the 20th century came from having developed the most capable, vibrant, and productive network of knowledge-producing institutions in all of human history, linking together the world’s best universities, private companies that turned scientific advances into life-changing consumer products, and government agencies that supported scientific research and led the collaboration that put people on the moon,” Haidt explains.

But this arrangement is not self-maintaining, he goes on to note. It requires work. “So what happens when an institution is not well maintained and internal disagreement ceases, either because its people have become ideologically uniform or because they have become afraid to dissent?”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm, if you removed the "Parents" gear it might work... As a former teacher, that sounds about right...

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Haidt goes on to explain what he believes happened to many of America’s key institutions in the mid-to-late 2010s. "They got stupider en masse because social media instilled in their members a chronic fear of getting darted,” he writes. “The shift was most pronounced in universities, scholarly associations, creative industries, and political organizations at every level (national, state, and local), and it was so pervasive that it established new behavioral norms backed by new policies seemingly overnight. The new omnipresence of enhanced-virality social media meant that a single word uttered by a professor, leader, or journalist, even if spoken with positive intent, could lead to a social-media firestorm, triggering an immediate dismissal or a drawn-out investigation by the institution. Participants in our key institutions began self-censoring to an unhealthy degree, holding back critiques of policies and ideas—even those presented in class by their students—that they believed to be ill-supported or wrong.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's something very Muppet-esque about his expression; I blame the eyes mostly

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If you’re from the United States, I realize that this list might not make you too proud of Americans. But it’s all in good fun; we know that you pandas aren’t anything like this! Plus, every country has its flaws. The United States is simply one of many imperfect nations. We hope you’re getting a kick out of some of these photos, as many of them could apply to people from around the world as well, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you facepalm the hardest. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article featuring memes about the good old USA, look no further than right here!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard if you smear peanut butter on your clothes and sleep outside the bears will come preform for you. Hope that helps 😁

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't want to be the person who has to take care of the elephant erection or the clean up on aisles 12, 13 & 14 because a person is je$&ing off an elephant..gross

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can decide whether I'm gaining or losing braincells reading these posts.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who was born and raised in Alaska, it happens a lot because maps put it down there by Hawaii instead of attached to Canada like we're supposed to be lol

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me a sign outside a restaurant in my hometown. "Maine Lobsters/Dancing Nightly". Never did get there to see the show.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

England... English... yeah I'm not gonna bother connecting the dots

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Lisa Morrison
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hemp is in fact a different product than Marijuana but thanks for playing.. I wouldn't try and keep that triple moisture hemp lit, I think it might be a struggle 😂

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Lauren S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Judging by the plate, I don’t think this one is stupidity. I think it’s just perversity. And that seems far worse…

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean they did put wood wedges behind the wheels so safety first, right?

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