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We commonly turn to the mighty internet when we have questions we don't know the answers to. It’s full of information, from how to regain control of a spooked camel to how to perform the Heimlich maneuver.

WikiHow is the place where (almost) all of the practical solutions to your questions reside. It’s a worldwide collaboration of thousands of people focused on teaching anyone how to do anything. By employing experts and reviewing each article more than 20 times, they’re pretty serious about ensuring that what you read can be trusted.

Except when their articles end up on the subreddit “Disney Vacation.” Its members share weird or poorly-made illustrations from WikiHow captioned with a spicier twist for your amusement. The modified how-tos include committing life insurance fraud and convincing your boss you weren’t playing Roblox on the clock. Below, you’ll find the most darkly hilarious scenarios involving WikiHow illustrations you shouldn’t trust for your own good.

#1

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Jared Robinson
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just don't. They have a fundamental lack of understanding of how the world works.

SxS
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But, but, I get my medical advice from a fortune cookie. Why trust a doctor with 9+ years of post high-school education???

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Multa Nocte
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brilliant! 😂

Owen Murray
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dark humor is like an anti-vax child....... it never gets old

Cammy Mack
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people have strong immune systems, and some people don't. As someone vaxxed, who cares if someone chose not too? C-19 was communicable vax or no vax, as we all know.

HellyHacka
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2 years ago

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Apparently you must do what others have done to themselves, just to validate their doing it. I'm vaccinated (the two I needed to get out) but I have two friends that aren't and I couldn't care less that they chose their own path. Neither caught covid (yet) either (but then nor did I). Cutting people out of your life for having a different opinion must leave people quite lonely.

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wHiTeOuT!
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are some vaccines that are too much of a risk in the long run. Im not anti Vax, I just do my research on the ones I "need" to get

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    #2

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    Panda Pandemic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really will improve your life. Deleting Facebook has been the best decision I've ever made. :)

    Ima Manimal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here, too. It was ……….freeing! No regrets.

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    Sponge Blob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understand this delete social media stuff. I'm hardly at FB, but it has numerous and valuable uses. Because someone smashed their finger with a hammer doesn't mean the tool itself is useless. It's you who used it wrong. And apparently way to many people use social media the wrong way.

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sort of like how recovering alcoholics shouldn't go in to bars. Some people don't have the control to simply use in moderation.

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    Joshua David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Former social media addict. Deleted everything in 2016 (insti, fb) and it's nice not seeing what Janet from kindergarten is having for dinner. I got out before the elections. Perfect timing. Never went back.

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never used facebook too much, even I had the account and everything. But recently, I installed the app and really slowly, sneakily, I noticed I used the app more and more. At first it was just good short videos - something about cooking, craft videos... but more and more it was about just mindlessly browsing the content. The "addiction" came gradually, it was almost scary. After few weeks, I noticed that I automatically pressed the FB icon after picking up my phone and that was it. Deleted the app, never looked back. But it DOES require some "default state", where not having a facebook is normal. I cannot imagine how hard has it to be for younger people to, who grew up on these toxic things, when "default state" is actually having access to it.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like FB for the things I use it for but I did delete it off my phone. When not using it, it is much easier to ignore on PC than on phone.

    MarieTDr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only actual friends that I have, and are still alive, are my art and/or quilting buddies on Facebook. I cherish them.

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then Twitter- sorry, “X”- as well.

    B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gave it up like 18 years ago best decision I ever made

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    #3

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶you've been hit by... you've been hit by... a smooth criminal🎶

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a t r u c k *LOUD TRUCK NOISES*

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    Janos Schumacher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annie! Annie! RUOK? Always the same with every CPR class.

    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the name of the female CPR dummy used in class. Resusci-Annie

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    Zaphod
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that song was actually about the CPR doll

    OnlyMe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smooth criminal - like the person who sang this song

    Duncan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will forever think about American Pie 2 when I hear that song.

    ToasterBoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cackled like a witch at this one 🤣

    Mini grizzly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when people are asking a person who fainted, instead of calling an ambulance! However it's a good joke 🤣

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you’re supposed to check twice for a response before performing CPR/breathing aid

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    One of the most peculiar things about the WikiHow website isn’t really the how-tos but the actual illustrations. They're colorful, but despite being relatable, they sometimes present a distorted view of reality. You wouldn’t assign their style of cartooning to any other site, which makes it uniquely their own. From a dog that weirdly possesses human features to a stick figure struggling to tie shoelaces, the artists know how to add humor to even the most mundane tasks.

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    #4

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially with that recent case in England (David Fuller).

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    Why?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He later complained she was frigid.

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "wikiHow to recognize HPV in Men" Do what now??

    Aaliyah Collins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah…We’re not going to talk about that…

    shankShaw deReemer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy was caught having "relations" with corpses in the morgue of the hospital where he worked--like dozens and dozens for years.

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    wayne whitson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just Like My Favorite Drink - STIFF & COLD!!!!

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    #5

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    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a difference, judges aren’t supposed to be politicians

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    K.K.J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, what are we doing about it?

    Zaphod
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First, lie about upholding *stare decisis* (established legal precedence). Then, overturn Roe

    Duckie Measles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget to have your teenage journal, persistent sniffling, and liking beer.

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    #6

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    ynyrhydref56
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect the word they're looking for is humanity

    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be the “I work with semantics for a living” person, but I’ll accept it because that manbaby’s ego can be seen from space.

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    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ah there you are little fella"

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A sports car could compensate? Nope, not big enough... a yatch? Nope, can't show off enough... Yes! A rocket! Daddyyyyy I need moooneyyyy!"

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re going to need a much stronger magnifying glass.

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can recommend a 🔭 for this...🙋🏽

    Mike Keyser
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stand is really bright sunlight and aim the magnifying glass at the right angle and distance

    Ephemeral Mochi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait what on earth was the actual article about

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    Volunteer authors at WikiHow use a bot called “Wikivisual” to submit requests for images to illustrate their posts. This is handled by the Wikivisual team.” Previously, the artists creating illustrations were unknown, as the page doesn’t credit them under the images. However, an article from OneZero (a news and research publication) revealed that they’re created by a massive group of freelance artists.

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    #7

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    KinoEel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep is always fun no matter what

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever have nightmares? Especially about being poor and CAN'T go to sleep?

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    Rob(erta) Roy (They/Them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love curling up in my bed so much it makes me so happy

    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh I just grab a blanket and become a hobbit while watching youtube

    Kaedyn Walsh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah the "I just had abdominal/hysterectomy etc surgery, how do I get in and out of bed with the least amount of pain and worry' visual instruction!

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes--I just had a flashback to Googling this information from my hospital bed, when they started making noises about how I was almost ready to go home, and I still needed a nurse and all the assistance the mechanical bed could give me to get up.

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    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C**p, can't reach the phone charger...

    rustythorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor? look at all those pillows? and a headboard?

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    #8

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I regularly meet someone who does this in real life...

    Chilli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to murder everything.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stop laughing now what is that

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else thinking of Lee Marvin in Cat Ballou?

    Angela C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I strive to p**s off as many people as possible

    Aaliyah Collins
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Anti mask me:😭 pro mask me:😤😠😡🤬

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    #9

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    MrPractical
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look more like victims than survivors.

    Shirin chivate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck getting any genuine reactions from them - I've heard they can be real stone-faced!

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the Q&A part of the program won't take much time.

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    Chris Haldey, WikiHow’s vice president of operations, confirmed this information. He shared that the company’s shift towards commissioning original art began in response to Google’s algorithm. Custom images reached a wider audience than recycled ones. The drawings still remain in secrecy, as the freelancers have to sign NDAs (non-disclosure agreements, aka confidentiality agreements). Haldey commented on this, saying that their idea was new and they needed to keep it special, so they asked people to keep it private. Over the years, maintaining the mystery has been part of the fun, which has gained a lot of traction.

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    #10

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    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grey sweatpant season is Dickcember.

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    iF ThEy DiDn'T WaNt Us tO LoOk ThEy WoUlDn'T DrEsS LiKe ThAt

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad they finally admit women ogle too. I've leaned out my truck window to howl at a Kentucky state trooper that filled out the uniform perfectly.

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh yes, so comfy

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don' judge us, but it can be a serious challenge.

    K.K.J
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    2 years ago

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    Women only want one thing and it's disgusting. teheee

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    EzDawg
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn that's really good

    #12

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they coming off or going back on?

    Sponge Blob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously off. Why would you turn off someone that amazing.

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    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: it’s a completely functional model.

    Amskri
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Original post was "How to Wear Thong Underwear" 😂

    Cougar Allen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's also a wikiHow on "How to Buy and Wear Thong Underwear Without Your Parents Knowing" https://www.wikihow.com/Buy-and-Wear-Thong-Underwear-Without-Your-Parents-Knowing

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but it has 60. BORSTEL. NK-7 ION CANNONS!!!

    Why?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're approaching a black hole, Captain!

    Colleen Foley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off should be the answer. First, that is an awesome toy. Second, your date has money! Those things are insanely expensive. Side note: I think I'm dating myself when I reminisce about how LEGO used to be affordable. I had an awesome castle set.

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    One of the “Disney Vacation” subreddit moderators, Xalaxis, shared in a previous Bored Panda interview that they’ve been in contact with a WikiHow staff member. In the email, they mentioned that they’re familiar with the subreddit and get a giggle out of the occasional out-of-context image themselves. Xalaxis shared that this encounter made them feel proud, just like getting acknowledgment from their parents.

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    #13

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    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use biodegradable sacks and I’m all for it.

    Amskri
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The oruginal Wiki How is How to Deal with Asbestos Tile. Are you really supposed to put it in plastic bags and bury it???

    AnkleByter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, lmao, there are specific places (and people) that can properly dispose of it. You absolutely should NOT do this, lol.

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    Shirin chivate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am concerned and would like more context about how this situation came about in the first place

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shape of that fence post leads me to suspect some measure of cause and effect.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many questions - none of which I actually want answered

    Alif Zakaria
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact it looks like a b******g…

    rustythorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if this is too much for you, please do not google bed post porn

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But make sure you mark that toothbrush as a poopbrush

    Breadcrumb.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wouldn't you just use the hose?

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    #15

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hereby appoint myself chairman

    HAPPYBINK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude from the other post trying to be a seat in a car could learn from this, no?

    PFD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where my mind went as well.

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    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I want to be Sofa-king

    Jeffrey Sok
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely a great way to make new friends at parties.

    Amy E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was this article originally about?

    Even though some articles on WikiHow may seem silly (like how to perform magic spells and fake a fever), a lot of people are searching for these obscure step-by-step tutorials. Their most popular articles, such as "How to take a screenshot in Windows," "How to kiss," and "How to know if a girl likes you", exceed 30 million views. To this day, it seems that people are still slightly confused by Microsoft and romance and need a little extra help in navigating them.

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    #16

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be flatlined by the time I took enough of these for this to happen.

    Alex Kennedy
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    2 years ago

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    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alpha Chad Bro Dudes, the lords of the alphas

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    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this like suggestive bullying "have you thought about the fact that you may be ugly?"

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suggestive anti-bullying response: "Have you considered the fact that I don't give a damn about your opinion ... or you burning either." Bully: "I'm not burning though." "Well, I'm still looking for the lighter fluid but I already have the match... Has to be here somewhere I know I packed some."

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    Flora Porter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate that this is treated as a joke. People are much more direct than this in lots of families. It's one reason why I don't do family Christmas any more - at least one person won't be happy till someone else is crying.

    #18

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    EmiTheEpic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the button eyes from coraline

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I have an idea on how this happened, the background was colored after the characters, so they forgot to fill in the eyes, since there transparency would just show the white background that most art programs default to, and didn’t notice when they filled in the background

    Shirin chivate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would definitely work on me - I'd be too busy staring at those adorable dogs!

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pups look so excited to invade Earth and poo on the nearest "no pets allowed" grass!

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pod-y training?

    shanila.pheonix_
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait wait- i got another one "how to befriend the other mother"

    Paul Pienkowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the humans or dogs in charge here?

    wayne whitson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see "Sandy", "Little Orphan Annie", HEY, who's the men?

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    According to a previous study in 2007, the place that Americans turn to for answers most is the internet. 58% of users employ it when they have questions about things like health, school, careers, and government. Those without internet access reported less satisfaction when seeking answers.

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    #19

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you promise a hot time in the sheets, this is guaranteed to disappoint.

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are the candles ON the bed??

    Ropre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awe.....I wish them nothing but happiness!

    KLL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cest tres romanteek!

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    #20

    How To Ask Your Doctor About The Side-Effects Of The "Pixar Mom" Surgery

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    Li’l E.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason the mothers in Pixar movies tend to be very bottom-heavy. They have huge hips.

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    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's more amusing than it should be!

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plastic surgery has gone too far.

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    Breadcrumb.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make her wish she used a condom that night.

    volcanic_larva3
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to enter heaven speedrun, step one: insult your mothers cooking

    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's supposed to look like this, correct?"

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Has anyone cleaned their room lately? 🤬"

    wayne whitson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOOKOUT, SHE'S GONNA CUT YA (With That Knife.)

    From over 4 billion identified search terms, the most Googled how-to in 2023 was “How to screenshot on Mac.” Honestly, screenshotting shouldn’t be this complicated, neither on Microsoft nor Mac devices. The second was, “How do I register to vote?” followed by “How to tie a tie,” which still remains a hot topic among suit wearers. Finally, the answer to “How to delete apps” saved over 214k people who really needed to get rid of unnecessary data weight on their devices. Coincidentally, completed guides on all of these questions and more can also be found on WikiHow’s page.

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    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plans for the intergalactic highway have been available to the public for months!

    rustythorn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is this not the top comment? saying a big hello to all intelligent lifeforms everywhere and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, or read some books!

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    DB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll just lie down in front of the bulldozers anyway.

    Awenpotato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the hyperspace bypass

    Peter Trudell Jr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    quick, go lie down in front of the bulldozer and hope your friend Ford Prefect turns up!

    Eric Sandoval
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not fair, the plans for the bypass have been on display.

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    Mark Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    doesn't matter anyway, the Vogons are on their way

    Dr Robert Neville
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s no point acting all surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display in your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for fifty of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now.

    Zaphod
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm just this guy, you know"

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    Caffeinated Hedgehog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is "Step 1" of the "How to get fired from Your Coroner's Job"

    Mark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned about Step 2...

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    Breadcrumb.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shirt got lose..but shorts got tighter.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no no no no. I know it’s a joke, but this picture gives me anxiety lol

    Jeevesssssss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my cat had a nasty stomach problem, the vet gave him mirtazapine which made me lol. It's an antidepressant (I actually took it myself for a while) but it has a known side-effect of increasing appetite. The vet told me they used to have to get 15mg tablets and cut them into 8ths! Now the company does 2mg tablets specifically for furballs. Amused me, anyway.

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    David Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better have two people to give a pill to a cat - and leather gloves

    Alecto76
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to give my cat anti anxiety meds because he would pull all his hair out from the waist down (pants-less pumpkin) if I was stressed. Probably should've prescribed them to me too.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How to stop a male cat from spraying". Wow, great advice. It would really work.

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    Mark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot Twist: The husband's name is not John

    Hugh Crawford
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst plot twist, it's the kid's name

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    Heather Menard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was oh God oh God yes yes yes

    Levi Gordon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonus points if you’re named after your dad

    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "John!" -- "Marsha!" ( An entire Soap Opera using only two words: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEnRePOf708 )

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys are crazy now I look crazy giggling in bed

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    Zedrapazia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With fabulous eyelashes and lips!

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly what I wanted to do when I woke up the morning /J

    PFD
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to convince Doubting Thomas that you're smart.

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    We must ask, Dear Pandas, have you ever consulted the all-knowing WikiHow page? How did it go?

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    two-sided llama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you look a little different in your profile picture but I just can't place my finger on it

    Fynne
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    2 years ago

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    How to marry your true love (prince William’s)

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    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gives me anxiety

    Hey!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I decided to be cremated... One of my worst nightmares.

    Anxious&Bored Bear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out..

    JL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone was curious what this pic was really from, it's "Step 16-Avoid having people who seem to die. " from "How to Avoid Clichés in Fantasy Writing".

    Casey Payne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a prank and I think you might be a little off on your concept of friendship as well.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Its just a prank” The prank in question:

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Good, my doctor said that nearly all results were positive!"

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    Annabel Wood
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the actual article title is more concerning...

    LOLLOlololo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to teach your child to swim lol

    Paul Pienkowski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also retire young if your parents are anti vaxx.

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    ynyrhydref56
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *bear. Very different situation asking someone to 'bare' with you. Lol

    Lexekon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking someone to bare with you, possibly invites them to send photographic evidence that they complied.

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    Natty Tempest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half a second later, horny single gamers do just that...

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is "bare" a spelling error, or did she intend to join a sex site?

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Switch also simultaneously looks as if she was holding it the right way around and the wrong way around.

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    Xenon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone read that with Cartmen's from South Park voice?

    LOLLOlololo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i did, probably cause the real article is how to talk like cartman

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    Mikey Kliss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no clue what he was saying. Then I saw this and now it makes sense

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    Zedrapazia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this guy wanted to draw anime and not wikiHow articles. Ruroni Kenshin considering the style

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    2econdSelf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone is entitled to their opinion when it comes to music. I like things my friends don’t, and that’s fine. So my opinion is that if I paid 5 cents for this band’s music, I’d want my nickel back. *bad-um-tsss*

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    Pandora
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you mean, "How to Listen to Justin Bieber".

    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Nickelback. They probably did their best.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a genuine photograph of me at the movies.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, so what's with all the hate? They're not the best band out there, granted. But they're certainly not the worst I've heard. ;)

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell he's high because he's supposed to be on the equestrian team.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like the Ministry of Silly Walks.

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    Green Machine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me when I have to talk to someone over the phone instead of text.

    Mark
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    2 years ago

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    Downvote me please, I need to practice