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Kids can be awesome. But as you can see from this hilarious list of tweets compiled by Bored Panda, kids can also be savage! Whether they're commenting on your culinary skills, trying to replace you with a kitten, not so politely telling you to stop singing along to the radio, or threatening to break the family apart if they aren't allowed to go outside to play, this brutally funny collection of tweets will remind you of why you decided to have kids in the first place. Or not. Let us know which one is the funniest, and don't forget to vote for the best!

#3

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Cat Meow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHAHA. Good point, kiddo, good point. Now, dad, time to put up a tent in the yard

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#8

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ugaas wiilhoog
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hence why my mother used to yell at us two hours before we were meant to leave.

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#10

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Cat Meow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should listen to your kid and go back to bed, too. You know you want it

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#18

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bloggergirl
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this 6-year-old knows time better than I did when I was younger that kid is smart

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#22

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically, this is 50% correct if we allow for some freedom.

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#23

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow...this gives a 9/10 on the brat-o-meter. But also a 8/10 on the reply-o-measure.

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As long as he does not threaten to break _you_, things are not yet serious.

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#45

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Amanda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In that case my mom is still my best friend *silently weeps*

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#50

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#61

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Wyndmere
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too bad. "Me" can read and gets to make the holiday plans.

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#65

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Wyndmere
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, elf was sleeping, or on the potty chair. ... or sleeping on the potty chair.

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#75

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Wyndmere
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Older cousin answers younger cousin: "So, I heard you wanted the wi-fi password."

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#78

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Wyndmere
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6 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We keep imagining the day you finally move out on your own. ... If they only knew.

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#83

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Wyndmere
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shut up and dance already. And just for that comment, Mom gets to lead.

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#85

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Wyndmere
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mom to 5yo: Your 5yo now? I think 6 is too old to have birthdays.

#89

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Kawaii Lemon
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me: *Sees dad looking on the internet at the news and there is a 'cute' chick on the screen* Me: "Hey dad, if you always say 'Mom is the most beautiful woman in the world,' then why are you looking at that chick? Mom: *Stretches neck from kitchen to here* "And there it is" Dad: "well you got me there"

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#92

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Wyndmere
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

New definition of "lost in space". - The crew died due to asphyxiation.

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#93

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Jessica Lynn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those apples are nasty. I think this kid is onto something here.

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