Kids can be awesome. But as you can see from this hilarious list of tweets compiled by Bored Panda, kids can also be savage! Whether they're commenting on your culinary skills, trying to replace you with a kitten, not so politely telling you to stop singing along to the radio, or threatening to break the family apart if they aren't allowed to go outside to play, this brutally funny collection of tweets will remind you of why you decided to have kids in the first place. Or not. Let us know which one is the funniest, and don't forget to vote for the best!

#1

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

Cat Meow 1 year ago

Smart kid. They'll go a long way when they grow up

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#2

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

ALIYAH ALLEN 1 year ago

exactllllllyyyyyyy! my point.

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#3

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

Cat Meow 1 year ago

HAHAHAHA. Good point, kiddo, good point. Now, dad, time to put up a tent in the yard

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#4

Savage Kid Tweet

Playing_Dad Report

Jason 1 year ago

Got me kicked out of class

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#5

Savage Kid Tweet

JennyPentland Report

Hans 1 year ago

Future comedian?

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#6

Savage Kid Tweet

amydillon Report

Cathy Binder 1 year ago

that depends... is the lock pick kid into magic?

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#7

Savage Kid Tweet

JimGaffigan Report

Daria B 1 year ago

Sounds like something Shin-chan would say.

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#8

Savage Kid Tweet

Dadmissions Report

ugaas wiilhoog 1 year ago

Hence why my mother used to yell at us two hours before we were meant to leave.

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#9

Savage Kid Tweet

brian_sack Report

Sue Z Q 1 year ago

It's not the destination, it's the journey.

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#10

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

Cat Meow 1 year ago

You should listen to your kid and go back to bed, too. You know you want it

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#11

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

Tron 0 1 year ago

there is no reply for that.

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#12

Savage Kid Tweet

Kathy_Cooperman Report

Hans 1 year ago

They learn fast...

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#13

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

ALIYAH ALLEN 1 year ago

well played my friend...well played

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#14

Savage Kid Tweet

aaroncomedian Report

Sue Z Q 1 year ago

She'll remember that 20 years later.

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#15

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

Sue Z Q 1 year ago

Be careful what you wish for!

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#16

Savage Kid Tweet

DaddyJew Report

Sue Z Q 1 year ago

... and that's how the epidemic started.

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#17

Savage Kid Tweet

martinisandmini Report

BoredBirgit 1 year ago

Smart kid, good skill for further life.

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#18

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

bloggergirl 1 year ago

this 6-year-old knows time better than I did when I was younger that kid is smart

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#19

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

Larry BobJoe 1 year ago

It doesnt mater. They couldnt have hit her anyways.

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#20

Savage Kid Tweet

sardonictart Report

Amanda 1 year ago

ROASTEDDD

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#21

Savage Kid Tweet

LeenaVanD Report

Louiiiise 1 year ago

I'm all with the toddler.

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#22

Savage Kid Tweet

cwhittle24 Report

Hans 1 year ago

Technically, this is 50% correct if we allow for some freedom.

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#23

Savage Kid Tweet

AndyAsAdjective Report

Hans 1 year ago

Wow...this gives a 9/10 on the brat-o-meter. But also a 8/10 on the reply-o-measure.

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#24

Savage Kid Tweet

PaigeKellerman Report

Hans 1 year ago

Well played!

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#25

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

Angela Merola 1 year ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป

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#26

Savage Kid Tweet

FoodieAndFamily Report

Pepper 1 year ago

checkmate

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#27

Savage Kid Tweet

LurkAtHomeMom Report

Hans 1 year ago

Ouch.

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#28

Savage Kid Tweet

meliperr Report

Hans 1 year ago

As long as he does not threaten to break _you_, things are not yet serious.

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#29

Savage Kid Tweet

LetMeStart Report

ALIYAH ALLEN 1 year ago

My kid giving fashion advice.

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#30

Savage Kid Tweet

CallMeHuss Report

Hans 1 year ago

"Fly the friendly skies."

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#31

Savage Kid Tweet

Lisa_nonos Report

Kitzi Dewey 1 year ago

I really love this one!๐Ÿคฃ

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#32

Savage Kid Tweet

manda_like_wine Report

Pepper 1 year ago

my kind of kid.

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#33

Savage Kid Tweet

PonyMartini Report

Warren Goddard 1 year ago

The difference is people like Hamsters.

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#34

Savage Kid Tweet

FatherWithTwins Report

Nobody Knows...anything 1 year ago

loling all day long

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#35

Savage Kid Tweet

ReasonsMySonCry Report

Anuschka Van Der Veen Kramers 1 year ago

Well done, at least he/she isn't deprived

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#36

Savage Kid Tweet

MHoganSays Report

bloggergirl 1 year ago

did that kid just call their dad old? nice kid give me a high-five

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#37

Savage Kid Tweet

behindyourback Report

Wyndmere 1 year ago

No words....

#38

Savage Kid Tweet

dailydairydiary Report

Amanda 1 year ago

That was deep

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#39

Savage Kid Tweet

FatherWithTwins Report

Kawaii Lemon 1 year ago

I am gonna throw up EVERYWHERE from laughter!!

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#40

Savage Kid Tweet

ashleyaustrew Report

Amanda 1 year ago

Tbh I've done this

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#41

Savage Kid Tweet

ToastyGiraffe Report

Louiiiise 1 year ago

I know that one all too much. *sigh*

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#42

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

Amanda 1 year ago

It's like, haha NOPE

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#43

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

A. Jones 1 year ago

Haha! This is too darling.

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#44

Savage Kid Tweet

Sellak Report

Hans 1 year ago

har har

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#45

Savage Kid Tweet

MichelleBobeli Report

Amanda 1 year ago

In that case my mom is still my best friend *silently weeps*

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#46

Savage Kid Tweet

StuffMyKidsSay3 Report

Angel 1 year ago

Touche!

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#47

Savage Kid Tweet

kellyoxford Report

Cooper Anderson 1 year ago

LOLLLLL

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#48

Savage Kid Tweet

turtledumplin Report

Kaylin Wickre 1 year ago

Quick kids! ๐Ÿ˜œ

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#49

Savage Kid Tweet

Jenn_H_Scott Report

jo_shortland 1 year ago

Good point

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#50

Savage Kid Tweet

kellyoxford Report

Mizu Okaomi 1 year ago

I hope she has a good backstory, not like the Evil Queen from Snow White

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#51

Savage Kid Tweet

TragicAllyHere Report

tinklyatom 1 year ago

Ha ha ha ๐Ÿ˜‚

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#52

Savage Kid Tweet

JessLint Report

Neeha 1 year ago

I like broccoli...

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#53

Savage Kid Tweet

TheGladStork Report

Anuschka Van Der Veen Kramers 1 year ago

Maybe s/he's got another nice teacher in mind for mom

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#54

Savage Kid Tweet

daddydoinwork Report

Thi Bu 1 year ago

Explain shit like it is. And don't twirl around it.

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#55

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

Hans 1 year ago

Why else would you hand someone a candy bar?

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#56

Savage Kid Tweet

ReasonsMySonCry Report

Hans 1 year ago

Almost.

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#57

Savage Kid Tweet

mylifesuckers Report

Jess Gore 1 year ago

Ouch.

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#58

Savage Kid Tweet

House_Feminist Report

Anastasia Cyr'Nyth 1 year ago

Just start to slowly back up (-;

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#59

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

Wyndmere 1 year ago

You only get quarters for teeth that come loose one at a time.

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#60

Savage Kid Tweet

graceful_asfuck Report

Amanda 1 year ago

This is logical

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#61

Savage Kid Tweet

EverydayGirlDad Report

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Too bad. "Me" can read and gets to make the holiday plans.

#62

Savage Kid Tweet

jessokfine Report

Amanda 1 year ago

Um this is slightly dangerous

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#63

Savage Kid Tweet

tchrquotes Report

Anastasia Cyr'Nyth 1 year ago

Biggest parent in town

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#64

Savage Kid Tweet

LurkAtHomeMom Report

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Whaaaaa?

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#65

Savage Kid Tweet

dialect Report

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Er.. yeah. He's a lot older than "Me".

#66

Savage Kid Tweet

simoncholland Report

Amanda 1 year ago

I can't stop laughing lol

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#67

Savage Kid Tweet

southworth Report

Nobody Knows...anything 1 year ago

I love this kid.

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#68

Savage Kid Tweet

AbandonPretense Report

Thi Bu 1 year ago

That's just sad...

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#69

Savage Kid Tweet

anne_theriault Report

Fillippa Nรถel 1 year ago

Good kid

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#70

Savage Kid Tweet

mompsychologist Report

Wyndmere 1 year ago

No, elf was sleeping, or on the potty chair. ... or sleeping on the potty chair.

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#71

Savage Kid Tweet

IjeomaOluo Report

Amanda 1 year ago

MAR Y HAD A LI T TLE LAMB LI T TLE LAMB

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#72

Savage Kid Tweet

Marlebean Report

Rakesh Pandey 1 year ago

Cruella d'Ville! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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#73

Savage Kid Tweet

alexandra_petra Report

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Me to 3yo: So were you.

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#74

Savage Kid Tweet

FoodieAndFamily Report

Wyndmere 1 year ago

That kid is brutal.

#75

Savage Kid Tweet

eveewing Report

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Older cousin answers younger cousin: "So, I heard you wanted the wi-fi password."

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#76

Savage Kid Tweet

KidsAreDorks Report

Thi Bu 1 year ago

Just simply WHY!!! Maybe he found dad's "stash"?

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#77

Savage Kid Tweet

WynRichards Report

Wyndmere 1 year ago

The one with 1 eye and a swim goggle?

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#78

Savage Kid Tweet

cannyfrank Report

Wyndmere 1 year ago

We keep imagining the day finally move out on your own. ... If they only knew.

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#79

Savage Kid Tweet

AshlyJustine Report

Amanda 1 year ago

That's absolutely terrifying

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#80

Savage Kid Tweet

MPCmonkey Report

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Painfully observant, and maybe a little biased.

#81

Savage Kid Tweet

myhubbysaidwhaa Report

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Just waiting for the crops to ripen.

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