97 Funny Tweets That Prove Kids Are Absolutely Savage

Smart kid. They'll go a long way when they grow up

exactllllllyyyyyyy! my point.

HAHAHAHA. Good point, kiddo, good point. Now, dad, time to put up a tent in the yard

Got me kicked out of class

Future comedian?

that depends... is the lock pick kid into magic?

Sounds like something Shin-chan would say.

Hence why my mother used to yell at us two hours before we were meant to leave.

It's not the destination, it's the journey.

You should listen to your kid and go back to bed, too. You know you want it

there is no reply for that.

They learn fast...

well played my friend...well played

She'll remember that 20 years later.

Be careful what you wish for!

... and that's how the epidemic started.

Smart kid, good skill for further life.

this 6-year-old knows time better than I did when I was younger that kid is smart

It doesnt mater. They couldnt have hit her anyways.

ROASTEDDD

I'm all with the toddler.

Technically, this is 50% correct if we allow for some freedom.

Wow...this gives a 9/10 on the brat-o-meter. But also a 8/10 on the reply-o-measure.

Well played!

😂😂😂🙏🏻

checkmate

Ouch.

As long as he does not threaten to break _you_, things are not yet serious.

My kid giving fashion advice.

"Fly the friendly skies."

I really love this one!🤣

my kind of kid.

The difference is people like Hamsters.

loling all day long

Well done, at least he/she isn't deprived

did that kid just call their dad old? nice kid give me a high-five

No words....

That was deep

I am gonna throw up EVERYWHERE from laughter!!

Tbh I've done this

I know that one all too much. *sigh*

It's like, haha NOPE

Haha! This is too darling.

har har

In that case my mom is still my best friend *silently weeps*

Touche!

LOLLLLL

Quick kids! 😜

Good point

I hope she has a good backstory, not like the Evil Queen from Snow White

Ha ha ha 😂

I like broccoli...

Maybe s/he's got another nice teacher in mind for mom

Explain shit like it is. And don't twirl around it.

Why else would you hand someone a candy bar?

Almost.