Happy Father’s Day everyone! If you enjoyed Jimmy Fallon's #MarchDadness, you'll just love his other two challenges - #DadQuotes and #Dadvice.


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A few days ago, Jimmy Fallon asked his Twitter followers to "tweet out something weird, funny, or embarrassing your dad has said". He has already gotten a ton of responses and we've picked out the best ones. Keep on scrolling to check them out and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

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John L 6 days ago

Now that's a man with some serious wit that can also sting. :D

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Intensive Panda 6 days ago

you get paid for a job, this is purely voluntary :D

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John L 6 days ago

Dad certainly knows how to 'Pun'tificate', doesn't he? LOL!

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John L 6 days ago

Natural Selection at its very best ;D

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John L 6 days ago

Probably true, but it still tends to hurt. :D

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Momogi 6 days ago

Such a joke! I can feel I'm there listening and laughing.

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So much pandamonium 6 days ago

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

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John L 6 days ago

We certainly do know what is on dad's list of "Essential" foods too. :D

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ADHORTATOR 6 days ago

...And if it's stolen, you are in the same situation...

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