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If you’re into some classic jokes, then we do have a selection for you! Reading this list with your mother might not be the best idea (unless she’s an absolute menace and has some legendary-tier yo-mama jokes up her sleeve.) Yet, there are a lot of occasions when they will count as adult-only jokes, so tread carefully. However, if you have friends you know will love these, crack away!
While some people won’t find yo-mama jokes funny, there is also a group of people who crave some stomach-twirling two-liners. It’s hard to adapt these short jokes in a casual conversation. But if you do, it often turns into a competition to see who has the absolute best yo-mama jokes.
Some of these lines can be offensive but as is with taste, there can be a lot of opinions about it. So keep your mind open and remember, these are just funny jokes meant to pull your moods up, not down.
Dig in and prepare for this collection of the best yo-mama roasts on the planet. Vote for your favorites, expand your arsenal, and show your friends the winning roasts on the globe!
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#1
Yo Mama Jokes So Savage, Even She’d Laugh
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Nicco riccomini 1 year ago
yo mama is so fat that when the army had to look for her they did not even have to use a sniper
Richard Deck 2 years ago
Yo mama's so ugly, yo daddy took her down to the fishing dock, and everyone ran up to him and asked him what he used for bait!
Chenin Chappell 2 years ago
yo mama's. so fat that when she wore a yellow jump suit everybody said here comes the sun
Lilibeth Ociones-Reniva 2 years ago
you mamas so ugly she breaks her phone when she takes a selfie
Austin Newton 2 years ago
Yo mama’s so ugly when she went to the bathroom she scared the c**p out of the toilet
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#2
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked her to move out of the way.
Dachshunds #1 3 years ago
"oh sorry can you move a lil bit to the right... now crouch down.... uhmmmm.... lay on the ground? now the plants can have light... nvm you squished them all-forget it
#3
Yo mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Sean Keith 8 months ago
yo mamas so fat the US continental railroad doesn't even compare to it
#4
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Sean Keith 8 months ago
Yo mama's so fat when I tried to veer out of the way my car ran out of gas
#5
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
coolmagee 3 years ago
same yo mamas so old her birth certificate expired yo mamas so old she sued google for naming it after her age yo mamas so old she knew Mr clean when he had an afro yo mamas so old she knew gandalf when he only had a mustache
Tramiel Jones 1 year ago
Yo Mama is so dumb she thought Optimus prime was a Samsung Screenshot...0857a4.png 
Nikolas Vandermeulen 3 years ago
heard it. your mom is so old her license are written in Roman numerals.
#6
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Pranit Warrior 2 years ago
Yo mama so fat, when se checked her weight at the doctors clinic, doctor said, " I want to kno your weight, not your phone number "
ABDELKRIM KOUHAIL 9 months ago
yo mama so fat when she went skydiving the moment when she flyed your like wow the new solair eclips
Ethan Michael Russell 11 months ago
you mama's so fat, she volunteered for the hunger games, because she thought it was an eating competition!
Pranit Warrior 2 years ago
Yo mama so fat, when she weighed on the clinic's weighing machine, the doctor said, " I want to know your weight, not your phone number "
#7
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Chris Hubbard 1 year ago
Your mom is so fat that when someone said that she needed to exercise she went to Burger King and ordered extra fries
When you hear a sentence starting with “yo mama…”, you might feel that a situation is about to turn from bad to worse. However, if you are a connoisseur of the ‘Your Dear Maman’ joke, you might have an inkling that a very well-thought-out and creative insult is about to see the light of day. In an even better case, you might hear a yo-mama joke so good that it’ll knock you out of your socks, blow your hair out, and leave you browless for the rest of your life.
#8
Yo mama’s so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
ERIK RAMSEIER 3 years ago
i can change that yo mama so fat when she takes a bath her theme song is rubba dubdub i'm stuck in the tub
Load More Replies... Preston Rogers 1 year ago
your mom is so fat that when she jumped one inch she fell threw the Earth and was dead
Nicco riccomini 1 year ago
yo mama is so fat that when she was walking by the tv i missed a full three episodes
#9
Yo mama's so ugly, she walked into a Haunted House and walked back out with a job application.
#10
Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
#12
Yo mama’s so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
ABDELKRIM KOUHAIL 9 months ago
yo mama so fat when she went skydiving yur like wow the new solair eclips is so big i wonder next time how is it gonna be
Dharshan Studio 1 year ago
YO MAMA IS SO SKINNY WHEN SHE SWOLLAWED A MEATBALL HER FAMILY THOUGHT SHE WAS PREGNANT
You might think that the “your mom” jokes originated somewhere in the past, together with the ‘90s comedies. However, there is indeed just one person responsible for creating this kind of corny joke. Would you be surprised if we told you it was the OG jokester William Shakespeare?
#13
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
#14
Yo mama's so ugly, even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Samara McGaffie 10 months ago
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ENTERED A UGLY CONTEST THEY SAID SORRY NO PROFESSIONALS
#15
Yo mama’s so fat she takes selfies in panoramic mode.
#16
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Ethan Michael Russell 11 months ago
yo mama's so fat, when I swerved to miss her in my car, I ran out of gas!
#17
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Jaxon Altice 1 year ago
Yo momma so r******d when she wanted to go against beetlejuice they said no pros sorry
Nicco riccomini 1 year ago
yo mama is so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals
Well, he did, and you can find the original “your mother” joke in Act 1 Scene 1 of Timon of Athens, where a character implies that his enemy’s Maman is, in fact, a female dog. So, the next time you feel the urge to use a “yer ma” joke, remember that it is a language tool created by only the most excellent writer ever. And there's no shame in joking around in the same way as he did!
#18
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Nicco riccomini 1 year ago
yo mamas so fat she got groceries 1 hour ago and she was all out of food the next hour
#19
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
#20
Yo mama’s so fat, the last time she wore a Red Cross t-shirt, a helicopter tried to land in her.
Wang Zhuang 3 years ago
This joke was better when the Red Cross T-Shirt was a Malcolm X jacket lol
#21
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
#22
Clever Yo Mama Jokes With A Modern Twist
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
#23
Yo mama's so stupid, she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it.
ABDELKRIM KOUHAIL 9 months ago
yo mama so ugly that her punishment at school is look a the mirror
Katelyn Turner 2 years ago
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Yo mama's so fat, a vampire sucked her blood and got diabetes.
#25
Yo mama’s so fat, she goes to the car wash to take showers.
#26
Yo mama’s so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
#27
Yo mama’s so old, her driver’s license got hieroglyphics on it.
#28
Yo mama’s so old, her birth certificate says expired on it.
#29
Yo mama’s so fat she had to have her baptism at sea world.
#30
Yo mama’s so short she can backflip under the bed.
Ethan Michael Russell 11 months ago
same here. I am actually 15 years old, and yet I am still not 5 foot. I'm 4 foot 11.
#31
Classic Yo Mama Jokes That Still Hit Hard
Yo mama's so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
cousin 4life 1 year ago
that would be great if i was yo mama because history calss was the worst when i went to school
#32
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
#33
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
#34
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
#35
Yo mama's so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.
Alison Shaw 1 year ago
We should all those overweight chicks who have their own TV shows to pick a spot in a neighborhood and take a pic standing right behind the curb ha ha
#36
Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad drops her off for work, he gets a fine for littering.
#37
Yo mama’s so dumb, she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W’s.
#38
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
#39
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
#40
Yo mama so big, her belt size is "equator."
#41
Timeless Yo Mama Jokes You Probably Heard In 5th Grade
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
#42
Yo mama's so dumb, when she heard about cookies on the Internet, she ate her computer.
Ethan Michael Russell 11 months ago
You mama so stupid, she went to the apple store...to get a BIG MAC!
#43
Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
#44
Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a Covid test.
#45
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
#46
Yo Mama Jokes That Are Funnier Than They Should Be
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
#47
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
#48
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
RavenZero (they/them) 3 years ago
Funny story, one of my baby teeth had to get filled in twice, and it had a blueish color after. I was sad when I lost it
#49
Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Maximilian Bobenhausen 2 years ago
No, that was because it was a thin spot in Earth's crust, so she was not allowed to go.
#50
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
#51
Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes You’ll Regret Saying Out Loud
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
#52
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
#53
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
#54
Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.
#55
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
#56
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Ethan Michael Russell 11 months ago
like, literally sits around the house? on the outside my main man Luosheng Chi, like if she did criss-cross applesauce, her legs would go around the house.
#57
Yo mama's so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
#58
Yo mama's so lazy she woke up from a coma and went to sleep.
Aiden Hudgeons 1 year ago
I am basically sending the best of these to my friend in a giant email lol
#60
Yo mama's so fat, when she got hit by a bus she asked, “Who threw that rock?”
#63
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - and she looked.
#64
Yo mama's so fat that when she was in school she sat next to everybody.
#66
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Ethan Michael Russell 11 months ago
60 minutes is a show that lasts for, well, 60 minutes, but it's basically world wide news.
#67
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her and my car and ran out of gas.
#68
Yo mama’s house is so small that when she orders a large pizza, she has to go outside to eat it.
#69
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
#71
Yo mama’s so big, when she talks to herself it’s a long-distance call.
Adrian Korchmaros 1 year ago
ur mom is so fat when she went to space she thought that Jupiter was a quarter pounder
#72
Yo mama’s so fat, she doesn't have a circumference. She has an event horizon.
#73
Yo mama's so fat, the sorting hat put her in the house of pancakes.
#74
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
#75
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
#76
Yo mama’s so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
#78
Warning: These Yo Mama Jokes May Cause Sudden Silence
Yo mama’s so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she’d have to take his word for it.
#80
Yo mama's so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.
#82
Yo mama's so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
#86
Yo mama's so sweet she takes her coffee without sugar.
#87
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
#88
Yo mama's so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and still is late to work.
#92
Yo mama's so nice... she works 3 jobs and still makes time for you.
#93
Your mama's so fat, on a scale from one to ten, she's a 747.
#94
Yo mama's so fat, every time she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
W***t J***s 2 years ago
I have an idea for a yo mama joke: Yo mama's so fat that she collapsed into a supermassive black hole
Victoria Silvas 6 months ago
Me too: Yo mama is so fat that she'll pop herself in the Eifle tower.
#101
The Best Yo Mama Jokes To Stun Your Friends
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
#102
Yo mama's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
#106
Yo mama’s so fat that the probability of her being in any arbitrary point in space is 1.
#108
Yo mama’s so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper.
#110
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
Maximilian Bobenhausen 2 years ago
I can't believe the person who made this' BRAIN is not butter
Kaycen Montero (IH) 2 years ago
Yo mamas so stupid, she sold her bike for a bike lock
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Joel Lutz 2 years ago
yo mama is so ugly at the strip join they paid her to keep her clothes on
Joel Lutz 2 years ago
yo mama is so ugly at the strip join they paid her to keep her clothes on
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