You will make a complete fool out of yourself many times before you master the art of seduction. Some pickups, however, are so terrible, they deserve the most savage comebacks they can get. To teach you a thing or two about contacting your newest Tinder match, Bored Panda has compiled a list of the worst pickup ideas you should avoid like the cold.
From obnoxious compliments to super-cheesy openers, even Cupid himself couldn't repair the damage these messages made. Don't be in such a rush to hit 'Send;' there's a delete button for a reason. Scroll down to read the cringy pickup disasters and upvote your favorite entries.
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Is he talking to a freezer? Freezer doesn't have a d and should put his d in one :)
Isn't it illegal to drain juices out of overfed poultry in your country ? Sounds like it should be O_o
As an Indian man, I am sorry on his behalf... to you... to Economics... and the most of all.... to the English language.
Skills acquired over long relationship ? What, you do housework and endure nagging ?
I often wonder why, after thousands of years of civilisation, we are still in an age where we have so many problems. Then, things like this remind me.
Even though I have a SO. Even if I would not have him. THIS IS WHY I DON'T DATE ONLINE! And why I never have done this in my life. Call me old-fashioned at 28. But I'd rather be alone for 10(+) years and then find my SO. Than being on an online dating-site / app! Or even a blind date or speed-dating or that kind of stuff. And yes, there are also good people on there. But still.. no. I'd rather meet my man in real life and under normal circumstances. But as I said, I don't even have to think about making this decision, because I am lucky to have found my man already!
I knew this guy from school we never really talked but when I got to collage he sent me a friend request and I accepted it(it was only to keep in touch, nobody actually talked) After that he messaged me daily. Out of courtesy I replied, but there was nothing to talk to. After a week or so I got irritated. I politely asked him if he messaged all of his friends daily. And he went berserk, nd started calling me names nd telling me how I was way over my head, nd he was not interested in me. Like ya a*****e scum I started all this, just so I could talk to a nobody. Blocked right then and there.
In the interests of equality can we see some examples of crazy women on dating sites?
Even though I have a SO. Even if I would not have him. THIS IS WHY I DON'T DATE ONLINE! And why I never have done this in my life. Call me old-fashioned at 28. But I'd rather be alone for 10(+) years and then find my SO. Than being on an online dating-site / app! Or even a blind date or speed-dating or that kind of stuff. And yes, there are also good people on there. But still.. no. I'd rather meet my man in real life and under normal circumstances. But as I said, I don't even have to think about making this decision, because I am lucky to have found my man already!
I knew this guy from school we never really talked but when I got to collage he sent me a friend request and I accepted it(it was only to keep in touch, nobody actually talked) After that he messaged me daily. Out of courtesy I replied, but there was nothing to talk to. After a week or so I got irritated. I politely asked him if he messaged all of his friends daily. And he went berserk, nd started calling me names nd telling me how I was way over my head, nd he was not interested in me. Like ya a*****e scum I started all this, just so I could talk to a nobody. Blocked right then and there.
In the interests of equality can we see some examples of crazy women on dating sites?