You will make a complete fool out of yourself many times before you master the art of seduction. Some pickups, however, are so terrible, they deserve the most savage comebacks they can get. To teach you a thing or two about contacting your newest Tinder match, Bored Panda has compiled a list of the worst pickup ideas you should avoid like the cold.

From obnoxious compliments to super-cheesy openers, even Cupid himself couldn't repair the damage these messages made. Don't be in such a rush to hit 'Send;' there's a delete button for a reason. Scroll down to read the cringy pickup disasters and upvote your favorite entries.

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Hans 11 months ago

Better ugluyy than typing-challenged.

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Neeraj Jha 11 months ago

She is sitting on the floor which is lava and you got burnt!

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Zelda 11 months ago

12 percent is the mood the guy is feeling now. :/

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Hope Floats 11 months ago

''Japanties''?....How old is this kid? 10?....

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Chyppa Homer 11 months ago

He politely explained himself. That`s a gentleman. Go for it ! :D

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Neeraj Jha 11 months ago

And I thought I have terrible pickup lines.

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coffee zombie 11 months ago

Is he talking to a freezer? Freezer doesn't have a d and should put his d in one :)

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Hans 11 months ago

Overpaid puppy cuddling instructor would be my answer.

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coffee zombie 11 months ago

Sounds like a seedless watermelon

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Chyppa Homer 11 months ago

Isn't it illegal to drain juices out of overfed poultry in your country ? Sounds like it should be O_o

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Neeraj Jha 11 months ago

As an Indian man, I am sorry on his behalf... to you... to Economics... and the most of all.... to the English language.

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Vlad Horobet 11 months ago

I don't think he speaks "no".

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Dara 11 months ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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'That'guy 11 months ago

well that escalated quickly

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Neeraj Jha 11 months ago

That is the question.

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Neena Lahkar 11 months ago

And you remember you were given the options?!

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Angie Scanes 11 months ago

niiiiiiiice lol

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A Ghost 11 months ago

This makes me so uncomfortable

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coffee zombie 11 months ago

Thank heavens for that one odd doctor.

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Pamela24 11 months ago

What? (No, don't explain if you know more that would make sense, please, I don't wanna know.)

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Neeraj Jha 11 months ago

I like how she said "yeah" just to see how bad can it be..

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Lilly Friedman 11 months ago

...this screen shot is from the sender's screen, i don't trust it

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Teal Cat 11 months ago

This is an old line…?

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Saurabh Mistry 11 months ago

somebody teach him English and manners.

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Katie M 11 months ago

This one is also from the sender's screen...

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Vlad Horobet 11 months ago

Yes, that emoji makes the Oops so legit.

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schmenkman 11 months ago

yeah this one's real. not.

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Neeraj Jha 11 months ago

hahahahaha. Owned.

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athornedrose 11 months ago

termites chew right through wood soooo.......

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stellermatt 11 months ago

see, these are the questions.

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Chyppa Homer 11 months ago

Skills acquired over long relationship ? What, you do housework and endure nagging ?

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coffee zombie 11 months ago

There's a last page too. Let's see how desperate you are.

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Chyppa Homer 11 months ago

must've passed her use-by date :)

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Julia Previte 11 months ago

I'm surprised he spelled sugartits right vertically.

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Eric Cox 11 months ago

Didn't I just see this one? is there a glitch in the Matrix?

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Tiny Dynamine 11 months ago

I often wonder why, after thousands of years of civilisation, we are still in an age where we have so many problems. Then, things like this remind me.

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schmenkman 11 months ago

this is just stupid. And why did he post it?

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Rogue 11 months ago

cringy and lame ass.

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Just Amiable 11 months ago

Lmfao 😂 💯 ...

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Nick P 11 months ago

Block, uninstall, switch off...

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stellermatt 11 months ago

*calls hallmark* - I got a new card for you!

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Edy Eko 11 months ago

It doesn't work like you said

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