You will make a complete fool out of yourself many times before you master the art of seduction. Some pickups, however, are so terrible, they deserve the most savage comebacks they can get. To teach you a thing or two about contacting your newest Tinder match, Bored Panda has compiled a list of the worst pickup ideas you should avoid like the cold.

From obnoxious compliments to super-cheesy openers, even Cupid himself couldn't repair the damage these messages made. Don't be in such a rush to hit 'Send;' there's a delete button for a reason. Scroll down to read the cringy pickup disasters and upvote your favorite entries.

#1

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

BAM!

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#2

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Better ugluyy than typing-challenged.

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#3

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahahaha

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#4

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

She is sitting on the floor which is lava and you got burnt!

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#5

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Go for it!

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#6

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tindernightmares Report

Angie Scanes
Community Member
3 years ago

boom

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#7

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Chyppa Homer
Community Member
3 years ago

"Lie to me, Pinocchio !"

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#8

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Magpie
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh thank you ! great Finishing Line - I am going to use that.

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#9

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stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

swing and a miss...

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#10

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Daniel Lee
Community Member
3 years ago

I see, eat(drink?) every morning...

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#11

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Idiot

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#12

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stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

'in a while'...

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#13

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Overpaid puppy cuddling instructor would be my answer.

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#14

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

Why, dude? why?

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#15

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Thomas Kolev
Community Member
3 years ago

CREEEEPY!

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#16

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coffee zombie
Community Member
3 years ago

Sounds like a seedless watermelon

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#17

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tindernightmares Report

Neena Lahkar
Community Member
3 years ago

What?! How do I unsee this?

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#18

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Chyppa Homer
Community Member
3 years ago

Isn't it illegal to drain juices out of overfed poultry in your country ? Sounds like it should be O_o

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#19

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coffee zombie
Community Member
3 years ago

There's a new species called waman?

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#20

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stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

maybe he's changing the way he says it each time, different accents etc

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#21

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Dara
Community Member
3 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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#22

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

Dayum!

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#23

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'That'guy
Community Member
3 years ago

well that escalated quickly

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#24

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

Well... honest at least.

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#25

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Thomas Kolev
Community Member
3 years ago

Smooth dude. -_-

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#26

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schmenkman
Community Member
3 years ago

that's some good weed

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#27

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Neena Lahkar
Community Member
3 years ago

And you remember you were given the options?!

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#28

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Christine
Community Member
3 years ago

Polygamy is a thing...

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#29

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Angie Scanes
Community Member
3 years ago

niiiiiiiice lol

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#30

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A Ghost
Community Member
3 years ago

This makes me so uncomfortable

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#31

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coffee zombie
Community Member
3 years ago

Thank heavens for that one odd doctor.

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#32

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Pamela24
Community Member
3 years ago

What? (No, don't explain if you know more that would make sense, please, I don't wanna know.)

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#33

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

I like how she said "yeah" just to see how bad can it be..

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#34

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stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

seems legit

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#36

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Lilly Friedman
Community Member
3 years ago

...this screen shot is from the sender's screen, i don't trust it

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#37

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The Timelord From Hogsmead
Community Member
3 years ago

"No, but I did claw my way out from the fiery pits of the underworld. I really messed up my nails."

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#38

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Saurabh Mistry
Community Member
3 years ago

somebody teach him English and manners.

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#39

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Katie M
Community Member
3 years ago

This one is also from the sender's screen...

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#40

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
3 years ago

Put your shovel down, child.

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#41

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Vlad Horobet
Community Member
3 years ago

Yes, that emoji makes the Oops so legit.

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#42

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schmenkman
Community Member
3 years ago

yeah this one's real. not.

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#43

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

hahahahaha. Owned.

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#44

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schmenkman
Community Member
3 years ago

oh for god's sake

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#45

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athornedrose
Community Member
3 years ago

termites chew right through wood soooo.......

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#46

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stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

see, these are the questions.

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#47

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Hiền Anh Lê
Community Member
3 years ago

Taken legendary line

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#48

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coffee zombie
Community Member
3 years ago

There's a last page too. Let's see how desperate you are.

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#49

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TrueRavenclaw
Community Member
3 years ago

staged

#50

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Chyppa Homer
Community Member
3 years ago

must've passed her use-by date :)

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#51

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Lara L.
Community Member
3 years ago

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Isn't Andrew a male name?

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#52

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Eric Cox
Community Member
3 years ago

Didn't I just see this one? is there a glitch in the Matrix?

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#53

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

well that's bad taste as its best....

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#54

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Giorgio Prodoti
Community Member
3 years ago

sooo... I have a small dick.

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#55

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schmenkman
Community Member
3 years ago

this is just stupid. And why did he post it?

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#56

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Rogue
Community Member
3 years ago

cringy and lame ass.

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#57

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Heidrance
Community Member
3 years ago

who spells it giph?

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#58

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UniversalMel
Community Member
3 years ago

I would lmao

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#59

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Hawk
Community Member
3 years ago

Damn

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#60

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Emma Knappe
Community Member
3 years ago

Asshole

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#61

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UniversalMel
Community Member
3 years ago

Totally legit

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#62

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Shannøn Renee
Community Member
3 years ago

They let inmates do a lot they shouldn’t. I had an inmate Facebook stalk me thinking I was his ex (he sent me PMs and I never responded). By process of elimination (or internet searching to figure out where this guy was) I contacted the warden and he had his internet privileges revoked. It was freightening, and one of the reasons I don’t have my full name online (just first and middle name)

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#63

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SnoopyCereal
Community Member
3 years ago

A++ response

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#64

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tindernightmares Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

*calls hallmark* - I got a new card for you!

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#65

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schmenkman
Community Member
3 years ago

LOL

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