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30 Of The Worst Things That Have Ever Happened To People On A Date Shared By These People On Twitter
Dates are cringey and awkward. That’s basically the definition of it. No wonder 60% of us admit to having an escape plan to get the heck out of a bad one. Plus, it’s a muddy landscape, since 69% of singletons say they don’t even know if they’re in a romantic outing or not.
But some dates are way worse than others. So when Twitter user miller cycle asked people to share the worst dates they’ve ever been on, the treasure chest was opened. From buying drugs on a first date to hearing someone cough in the closet only to find out the husband was about to shoot some action movie, these stories are what your nightmares are made of. Even if nobody was born killing the dating game, the worst date moments below show how some folks have killed the spark for good.
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kurisutofu 5 years ago
I would have hid so he doesn't see me when he goes back to the seat. Then while he's on his way back, I'd talk to the other date and convince her to leave and I'd leave too. All that without meeting him again and I'd let him figure out what happened.
Catlady6000 5 years ago
Better yet, be sitting there with her when he came back
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George Digamma 5 years ago
How did he manage to convince 2 girls to go on a ball game, for a date? i couldn't convince my gf come seeing me play. i was not that good, but still.
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glowworm2 5 years ago
Was the husband doing this because he had a fetish or because he wanted to catch his wife cheating on him?
Max L. 5 years ago
Very good plot twisting question, but in this case expecially if it was a matter of money believe there were cameras all over without nobody to notice. Id say it was a plot.
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Orionpax75 5 years ago
Wow....I probably would have knocked his a*s out and then taken the camera to the cops who knows how many dudes are in that camera!
Panda with Heart 5 years ago
Wow. .that's sick..I mean if it was something you signed up for fine..sounds illegal.
Well, I Tried 5 years ago
I think the husband was trying to get proof his wife was cheating on him?
#3
JessG 5 years ago
Well, true kleptos can't help themselves. Probably had the silverware too. Also, AWKWARD, I'd like to know how it ended
Orionpax75 5 years ago
One stupid to leave your wallet in your coat duhhh....second why did she stay wtf lmaoooo
Bored Panda contacted Susan Winter, love coach and author of Breakup Triage: The Cure for Heartache, to find out what experts have to say about nailing the dating game. It turns out, even if the impulse to create romantic relationships exists, the skill sets to do so may not. Susan said that there’s been an increasing loss of capacity for clear communication and clarity of "dating purpose."
Susan says that it’s important to know what you want and how you want it: “Without mental clarity there is no emotional clarity.” Firstly, “we must know what we want out of a relationship.” And secondly, “we must define those goals to our perspective mate, using language they understand, for e.g. 'I want a partner,' or 'I'm just looking to have fun.'"
#4
KT Trondsen 5 years ago
Rolling eyes is such a sign of disrespect. Good call ending the date because he clearly thought he was better than you
#5
deanna woods 5 years ago
You should have said: I am not the one who has spent 3.5 hours bitching about my ex.
Kk C-Mcgee 5 years ago
I'm embarrassed to admit that it took some time for my brain to get this one. Now I no longer possess the power to point out the idiot.
#6
Kim 5 years ago
As an American, I apologize for him. All of him. I did NOT vote for the sociopath with little hands, but I'm still sorry. I tell people I'm Canadian.
CatWoman312 5 years ago
I’m not a fan, but how was this a worst date? What did he say or do that made him so horrible? Being a Trump supporter doesn’t automatically mean they’re a bad person.
Yana Makarevitch 5 years ago
There is not a single word about the date itself. Where are the details? What exactly made this date so bad?
Animal lover❤ 5 years ago
I will never understand why people voted for him, and then after that continued to support him even after seeing what he was doing.
Sam Cook 5 years ago
That shouldn't be a reason to give up the date. Even if I was on a date with a girl who supported Obama, I would look for her personality rather than just her political views. However, if this explained that all he talked about was politics, then even as a Trump supporter myself, I could understand.
Agnes Jekyll 5 years ago
Holy S**t, well Strawberry put out the warning to her trumpies that her boy was under attack and they've come here in DROVES.
The relationship expert assures us that people still date these days, but they’re not calling it "dating." “This seems to be a resistance to the term itself. 'Dating' may feel too formal a word for some people who'd rather say they're hanging out, or hooking up.”
Interestingly, there’s a resurgence of people who're beginning to do "proper dates." Susan explains: “Old-school protocol can seem interesting and new wave when it's a novel departure from the norm of nondescript get-togethers.”
#7
Lil_Nothingtodo 5 years ago
And he sat there for half an hour? I would had left after 5 minutes.
Layke Phanthe 5 years ago
She’s a serial killer for sure lol. I had a date where the guy said “I don’t like dogs. They’re not enough of a return investment for me”. He left to the bathroom, the bartender sent me a shot saying “I heard...”. And when the dude came back, I told him it’s not working out and he was actually shocked it was bc he didn’t like dogs. I MEAN, HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE DOGGOS AND PUPPERS!
Viktor Feurer 5 years ago
this is a very important topic, best to be communicated at the beginning :D
Viviane 5 years ago
"How do I hate labs? Let me count the ways." Lemme see, they eat anything they can possibly fit in their mouths, they get fat as a result... They won't do my taxes, their spelling is atrocious... They make terrible sous-chefs because they eat all the ingredients and lack opposable thumbs... S**t, I got nothing, let alone 30 minutes worth of complaints.
#8
*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago
don't we just love the English language lol
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pusheen buttercup 5 years ago
it was definitely wrong for her to lie about her age, but I would have brought it up while in the car, not while in public
Iris Wolfie (づ ◕‿◕ )づ 5 years ago
Thankfully there was no second date! That girl seems toxic as hell.
Kk C-Mcgee 5 years ago
At least you listened to the first red flag. Most blissfully ignore them until the psycho has a knife at your throat
#9
George Digamma 5 years ago (edited)
She could mess a bit with him. "So did i, before the operation".
Jim Ellington 5 years ago
If something is not fit to be touched by your hands or mouth, you probably shouldn't put you penis inside it. And who the hell brings up the subject of genitalia on the first date? Hopefully this guy one day has a run-in with vagina dentata and loses his d**k instead of a fingertip.
Jo Ellen Washburn 5 years ago
I had a guy tell me any man who said he enjoyed giving oral was "lying through his teeth." Buh-bye!
Initial dates set a precedent for future behavior. Susan says that “If your partner takes the time and energy to plan a great date, then you know they have the capacity to invest time and energy into a relationship.” Planning a first date shows that you care and that you're invested in making a good impression. “Plan in advance. Know your partner's preferences; their likes and dislikes. Be creative. Be thoughtful. Be kind,” suggests Susan.
#10
Chris DiFonso 5 years ago
A retort to consider: "Does anyone know YOU'RE here?" and ask it with a scary look on your face
Mike Rodrick 5 years ago
Did SHE know you were there? Perhaps she thought she was out with an imaginary friend.
Suzi Orozco-Neu 5 years ago
Maybe it was a misbegotten way to find out about your familial relationships?
#11
Giovanni 5 years ago (edited)
Immagine being a vampire who spends the nights doing their taxes instead of preying on the living
kurisutofu 5 years ago
"Aaah, it was so much easier 300 years ago. So much paperwork now!"
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Laugh or not 5 years ago
No, I don't hate you because you are a vampire. But I am going to retire carefully in case you lose the rest of your marbles.
Geoffrey Holland 5 years ago
Imagine someone being that much of a nut and still she made the excuse to go home early.
#12
kitty.boom 5 years ago
You should have left him the minute he was insulting you. Excuse yourself to the powder room and never go back.
Souchira 5 years ago
Excuse yourself? Excuse him. It is sexist pieces of s**t that makes other men look like animals. You should have gotten up, called him out in public for being said piece of sexist s**t and left.
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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago (edited)
I think I dated that dude too. He begged me to go out with him for months, I finally relented and he treated me like c**p, said every woman in the place was prettier than me and just spent the date putting me down. I got my revenge though and snuck out when he suggested I pay 3 quarters of the bill (and yes he’d bought really expensive food). Jerk.
Vicky Zar 5 years ago
Perfect comeback! Especially as he wanted you to pay most of it.
Load More Replies... deanna woods 5 years ago
When he asked about the eating disorder I would have said: Yes, I do. I can't eat when the person with me is repulsive.
debrina blackmoon 5 years ago
the disorder is a vile fucktard waste of cells called him
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Rohan Moran 5 years ago
Sometimes my gender really embarrasses me...this is essentially a personality disorder....what a waste of oxygen
John Montgomery 5 years ago
How does anyone think that's appropriate? Isn't a first date usually about impressing the other person? I'd think that would require one's best behaviour .
There are many things holding us back from finding that true love. But the Singles In America survey from dating app Match showed that millennials are dating less because it’s too expensive. 20% of millennial singletons believe they need to reach a certain income level before pursuing love, and more than 30% confessed they don’t have the budget to go on a date.
One singleton told USA Today that he has stopped actively dating because “it has gotten way too expensive.” He confessed to shelling out hundreds of dollars each month on dates, and “it was a completely worthless investment.”
#13
Carol Emory 5 years ago (edited)
My cousin went on a date with a guy that was super gorgeous. Me and my friends had seen him regularly down at the beach. She goes out to dinner with him. When she came home, I asked "is there going to be a second date. She said "Oh no." I asked why. "He delivers pizza for Dominos." I said "What's wrong with that?" She says "He's 26, lives with his parents and has no ambition to do anything other than delivering pizzas the rest of his life. I just couldn't see myself raising my kids in his parent's basement." Yep...I woulda said no to a second date too.
KT Trondsen 5 years ago
lol loser alert. You're a b***h for being totally cool and chill with his stand still life?
Mo Poppins 5 years ago
How does a loser like this come to feel so entitled? He’s obviously a narcissist...was he cute or something?
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kitty.boom 5 years ago
Hahaha never noticed she was the other post above.
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kurisutofu 5 years ago
I think is time for her to review her filtering before accepting dates... so far, a kid-like strange guy, a dog kisser and a pervert ...
Katinka Min 5 years ago
OMG, the last sentence O.o I am almost 50 and was actually considered rejoinin the dating scene. I am goign to reconsider that consideration
Pittsburgh rare 5 years ago
Spoiler: the dating scene once you turn 45 is...sad. I'm 46 and boy do I have stories 😂😂😂
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Sue Prewitt 5 years ago
Either she's making these up, or she has bad taste (or choices) in picking dates.
Nomadus Aureus 5 years ago
Had it been an artist who doodled something awesome while waiting for the food, I actually would have enjoyed it.
Aaron Kara 5 years ago (edited)
I kinda get the whole, spin an amusing story for the internet thing, but you're really leaning into this.
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Evil Little Thing 5 years ago
Usually when someone orders a bunch of extraneous items it's safe to assume they intend to pay for them.
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StrawberryParfait 5 years ago
No wonder he was single. Next time he'll probably shoot up a sorority house. These types of men simply hate women.
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M Kate McCulloch 5 years ago
Yes! I mean it would be silly to let coffee dribble all over my shirt!
#20
Chris DiFonso 5 years ago
Did you laugh at his small (or you could have pretended it was small) organ?
#21
Pamela24 5 years ago
Nothing wrong with polyamory as long as it's consensual on all sides. This clearly wasn't the case.
Iris Wolfie (づ ◕‿◕ )づ 5 years ago
Exactly pamela! My big brother was once almost roped into a poly relationship (he isn't a fan of poly himself, but respects and supports those who are.) and he opened the door to his ex's place to surprise her and saw her kissing another dude. A dude who wasn't related to her. This was NO family kiss on the cheek.
Load More Replies... Harley Hans Hoglin 5 years ago
I think Mike is referring to what will happen if she does both guys at the same time. Their gonads are going to slap together.
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Max L. 5 years ago
One thing is the practice, completely different thing is invite somebody in who's unaware you're in intimity with somebody else.
Load More Replies... Vicky Zar 5 years ago
Must be a paradox for you, as you are neither a second, nor wanted.
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*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago
and a few cars and crashes on the way lol
Load More Replies... YoyoSthlm 5 years ago
If he didn't call her I can understand she was upset. And who drives FOUR HOURS in a DEADLY SNOWSTORM?? Just postpone the date ffs!!
Giovanni 5 years ago
Mobile phones have not always been a thing and the guy has a white beard
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Rohan Moran 5 years ago
Why did she even bother to wait for you to turn up if she dislikes waiting? Sounds like someone who likes attention...
Ginny Weasley 5 years ago
why did you even continue to drive if you knew there was an ice storm going on!?
deanna woods 5 years ago
She better get used to waiting. She will be doing it for a long time.
#23
kitty.boom 5 years ago
I wonder what happened next. Obviously, she refused. But did she pay for the meal or the guy just signed it anyway?! Hmm...
Reginald Joseph 5 years ago
He took her to a restaurant she could never have afforded, then asked for a kiss before the bill. He clearly set her up. Maybe she did put in herself in debt, maybe she swallowed her pride and let him pay, maybe she thought "your fault, this is your game, you pay." Given her circumstances, what would you have done?
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Suzi Gauthier 5 years ago
The kind of guy who thinks he can buy you. Then he'll complain that women just want him for his money.
Tracey Hirt 5 years ago
Since he said "Before I sign this..." then he had already given them his credit card to run, implying his intention to pay. She would be totally justified just getting up and walking out. If he followed her without paying, it would be him on the hook.
George Digamma 5 years ago
once i saw a performer demanding, but demanding, a kiss from a young woman, to give her the present she had actually won in a lottery.
M Kate McCulloch 5 years ago
First dates - coffee. $4 - 20 minutes. If you hit it off, stay. If you don't - NEXT!
#24
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
Why would you get in the car with a blind date in the first place?
JuJu 5 years ago
Before cell phones!!!! A blind date in those times usually was somebody a friend or family member of yours knew and thought you'd be good together. Otherwise there were only the ads in the paper.
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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago
Why would you get back in his car! Jesus. I know you were far from home but cabs exist as do buses. Detroit is a bit run down but it’s not the middle of nowhere.
RaroaRaroa 5 years ago
Sounds like he was testing you.If you'd gone on a second date after that he'd know he had a good candidate for a mentally abusive and controlling relationship.
Asi Bassey 5 years ago
He was an assassin, he needed you out of the car so he could take out his mark. I'm sorry but your blind date was only a cover story for his presence in that neighbourhood.
Harley Hans Hoglin 5 years ago
I grew up in the suburbs of Detroit. There isn't any reason to ever go down town. I knew that when we moved away, when I was 14. That date was on the rocks from the start.
#25
Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago (edited)
And she actually carried on with the date (which was awful according to the rest of her twitter comments). 🤦♀️
Raine Soo 5 years ago
I once went on a date where the guy told me one of his ex-girlfriends was a stripper. They dated for two years, and they tried out swingers clubs. I kept waiting for my 'emergency' call that never came. My idiot cousin was too busy watching hockey...because we're so Canadian.
George Digamma 5 years ago
When you pay a stripper to dance for you, it is not counting as "dating" though.
KT Trondsen 5 years ago
why on earth wouldn't you get out of the car after that? That is revolting
Suzi Gauthier 5 years ago
I knew a guy, friend of my ex, who only dated strippers. He said because they were so grateful and got treated like s**t all the time that he didn't have to work that hard to make them happy.
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RaroaRaroa 5 years ago
And nothing says "your friends don't know you (or her) properly" than them setting you up with this person.
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Emperor Kitten 5 years ago
Like my mom always said - It's all fun and games until you find out your dates a Nazi.
Kesam 5 years ago (edited)
What does that mean? Something related to white supremacists? (If so, well done for leaving!)
Yvonne Blau 5 years ago
I was going to ask what white power ink is, but the comments explain it
Carol Emory 5 years ago
I would have found the nearest black or hispanic guy and told him what was going on...asked him to play along pretending he's your cousin. Then when she comes back, say "Hey..my cousin here! You don't mind if he joins us for a game or two, do you?" And watch how fast she gets out of there.....racist hag
robin smith 5 years ago
Lol I kept reading "white powDer" I was like, uhhhhhh what's that??? Coke??
#27
Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago
Arrrrgh! Don't assume every woman has a ticking biological clock!! Not every woman wants a baby!!
StormsTempest 5 years ago
I for one don't even want sex, let alone children. I get called a player because I happen to be pretty and asexual. Society is wack.
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Loretta 5 years ago
I think it's because on Twitter you have limited text length.
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Jonahs Mrs 5 years ago
I think on twitter your number of characters/letters are limited x
Load More Replies... Frankenfrog 5 years ago
The biological clock isn't real. It was invented by patriarchy to keep women in check by having them stay at home with a bunch of kids
Chris DiFonso 5 years ago
You could have yawned for a long time, looked at your phone, etc. and after a while asked, "I'm sorry, are you talking to me?"
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Laura Deckers 5 years ago
As I was saying this in my head, I read your comment. hahahaha!
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Flibbel's Follies 5 years ago
Nothing like projectile vomiting to tell someone they did something way wrong.
#29
Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago
I would’ve got a cab or the bus. No way would I sit in a car with a bigot.
Anna Bender 5 years ago
in small towns and rural communities that's not always an option. that being said, I once walked 7 miles home rather than get back in his car.
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Mandy Shelden 5 years ago
Oof. Reminds me of a first/last date where the guy showed up half an hour late, immediately asked that I drive him home after, and then, by the time we were finished with the first round of drinks, he had made a tacky joke about Parkinson's (complete with hand and facial gestures a la Trump making fun of that disabled reporter), told me "the blacks run Atlanta," and told me how much he hated his dead father. Like a chump I did give him a ride home, but thankfully that was the end of that.
Jim Ellington 5 years ago
How many homoPHOBIC people actually fear homosexuals, and how many simply find them distasteful or repulsive? I remember a lot of people who hated Barney the Dinosaur, but I've met few if any who actually feared him. If it makes you feel better to be feared rather than rejected, then go for it, I guess.
#30
Pittsburgh rare 5 years ago
Oh, the exes. A classic. I spent one and a half hour listening to the family story of his ex. I was too polite to tell him to stop, but deeply annoyed. Nobody cares about your goddam ex.
Nomadus Aureus 5 years ago
It's not just about not caring about an ex. But if they have nothing better to do than complain about every single ex they've ever had, they will do it to you too. Including making s**t up.
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KT Trondsen 5 years ago
Massive daddy issues for those ones. I once foolishly dated a man that did the same thing
CelSlade 5 years ago
Oh god... the exes. Met a woman on an online dating app - literally the first thing on my bio was 'I'm Bi' - on the second date she asks me 'are you really bi?' and starts giving me grief because her last ex was bi and 'left her for a man'. Eventually it transpired that the ex had actually just broken up with her and over 6 months later started dating a guy. That definitely does NOT count as 'left for'.
Christina Gude 5 years ago
I was 67 at the time, he was 54 (met on line) talked on phone a couple of times. Agreed to meet him for dinner 1/2 way which was really 4/5's of the way (mine being the furthest). About 2 mins. into the meal, he unfolded a cocktail sized napkin and proceeded to stick the middle of it into the inner corner of his left eye. It remained there for at least 5 minutes as he continued talking?????? I quickly finished up dinner; went to bathroom as I had about a 70 mile trip ahead; he followed me out to my car; wanted a kiss; I said no; and phew....that was that.
somnomania 5 years ago
the pronoun "they" is commonly used when the gender of the person in question isn't known or shouldn't be revealed to the listener
Load More Replies... Mike Rodrick 5 years ago
You hadn't been out of the house in over a year? Obviously this wasn't a covid-19 issue so what's the deal?
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Hugo Raible 5 years ago
I live close to the red light district of my city and also work close (office job). Sometimes I tell girls just that I work in that district and joke that I invite them to my show. I'm always happy when they believe that an average person like me could be a real stripper. Some get the joke. And some show that they don't have a sense of humor.
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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago
Ok the haircut was weird (as is the insisting on ordering) but living at home still and not having a car is hardly something to condemn him for.
Alexis D. 5 years ago
it also depends on how he presented himself. was he upfront with that information? or maybe those two facts were just icing on the already crappy cake?
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Giovanni 5 years ago (edited)
This is one of those thing that gets you instant rejection or instant marriage
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Probably wanted to know how you reacted to it. If you laughed them he knew you had a sense of humor. If you didn't then maybe you don't?
Starbelly Eleven 5 years ago
I would have married him. I've seen that book and the Twitter account that spawned it. Great minds!
Rohan Moran 5 years ago
I think their also a facebook group, pretty sure ive seen that before somewhere. Quirky yes, a little disturbing, also yes, but some are quite funny. I think it would be a good litmus test to see if you share the same sense of humour, clearly you didnt i take it?
#35
Bill 5 years ago
There is a genetic condition. Saw a documentary on an Indian village where this is prevalent
George Digamma 5 years ago
This is a true fact and i guess, she was mockered in the past when someone found it out after they dated.
#36
Bobert Robertson 5 years ago
Need more context... were they all friends? Was a group of them all going? This isn’t that strange unless it was just like 6 people and the exes didn’t know each other already
Full Name 5 years ago
Exactly. If there as an awesome Halloween party going on, he's supposed to automatically avoid it so you two can sit in Starbucks just cuz it was at his ex's house?
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YoyoSthlm 5 years ago
Well I just feel sorry for her. She probably was to embarrassed to tell you she needed to pee (a lot of people feel that way) and couldn't hold it any longer.
I love Hermione 5 years ago
I agree. This is not a bad date. I wouldn't be surprised if you were the one who acted immature.
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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)
I dated a guy that I introduced to my family at a BBQ get together. After he left everyone went on about him looking like he could be my uncles son etc and how they look so much alike except for the hair. Needless to say I had to break up with him coz when I saw him after that all I could think about was my uncle. gross
Full Name 5 years ago
I had a friend who's sister was super nice, had a great body and she was hot.....but the family resemblance was just too much. She had her bro's eyes and he was a good friend. Couldn't do it.
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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)
Well this was an anti-climax. The beginning made it sound like it was worse than what it was. when the living with the ex was mentioned I thought "here it comes". But it never came. Hair extensions, really?
Katinka Min 5 years ago
Yeah, when you start a stroy with 'buckle up' it should not be this lame.
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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago
So she was the bad date then. Also this doesn’t sound real. Eating so much salt and drinking water to the point you puff up so badly you’re spilling out of your dress would probably end in a trip to the emergency room, no matter how skintight the dress.
FatBaby 5 years ago
I don't know about the salt and water or whatever, but I do know that when I overeat and have a tight belt on or something it hurts because at that point it feels like my stomach is bulging so I have to unbuckle it
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H05 5 years ago
Not our first date, but one of the first. We had a casual dinner, and walked back to his SUV. He opens the door for me and takes a REALLY long time walking around to the driver's side farting the ENTIRE time. He forgot all the windows were cracked and didn't know I could hear it. I swear, it was a family guy fart, it just kept going and going. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe,. He's like "what?" and I point to the cracked windows. He turns bright red, "Oh, you heard that?!" He tried, god love him. Ps: I married him a few years later :)
Full Name 5 years ago
There's nothing worse than having to hold one in when you are around a new girl. Nothing.
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troufaki13 5 years ago
Blind date. He was wearing braces, which I didn't mind. He asked me if I wanted to know why he was wearing braces at such an age (we were in our 30s) and then he proceeded to tell me how at the age of 18 he took some pliers and took out 3 or 4 (I don't remember) teeth. Perfectly fine, healthy teeth. Just to see how it felt. I panicked and cut the date short!
ZombieGirl 5 years ago
Ugh...I had a blind date drive me straight to a hotel. I noped out real fast!
Cat 5 years ago
Was taken to a hippie and high end restaurant by a guy who ran another high end restaurant. He insisted on sitting on the bar table. Fine by me. He spent more time chatting to the mixologist behind the bar. Half way through the convo, I realized that he was there to persuade the mixologist to join his restaurant. I was the cover he needed to get close to the mixologist who gave me a very apologetic nod later. Not his fault. Food and drinks were very good though. I enjoyed the dinner, paid my bill and left him there lol
John Louis 5 years ago
Met a woman on match.com she said she was 42 years old. In fact, she was 72 and then proceeded to give me a sales pitch for medical devices with magnets in them. Met a woman on Match.com who was married and said she wanted to meet a man worth leaving her husband for. Sadly I was set up with a blind date with a woman who was clinically depressed. She spent the whole time talking about how meaningless her life was. Went on a blind date with a woman who was 6' 3" and weighed 300lbs. She spent the evening complaining about everything. I left scared of her.
Nomadus Aureus 5 years ago
Case 1: went on a lunch break with a colleague. No indication of any kind of interest on my side. Him: "So when I come over, you'll put the dog out, right?" I politely informed him, that not "when" but "if" and no. Case 2: "If you marry me, I will allow you to continue your studies." I did not marry him.
Fish Boden 5 years ago
But... he was going to let you continue your studies!
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Mad Mar 5 years ago
Blind date in age of personals an no cell phones. Guy every call kept explaining his outfit he was going to wear. One extra detail every call. That was strange then he picks me up. We go to the mall for dinner. Only talks bout his outfit. Then wants to go walk around. Ok. Shoe store. Makes me try on hooker shoes an insists I strut in them. I laugh it off. He sneaks off an buys them for me. Ok weird. I'm like I'll just return them next day. But at his car my slide on shoe slipped off an he starts getting randy w my foot. Oh no. Then at my house he tried to kiss me. I faked an asthma attack an ran.
Donna Lawrence 5 years ago
Should never go out with someone only talking about themselves And Never should have tried on. shoes. NEVER
Load More Replies... Andrea Anthony 5 years ago
oh man here's my fave worst from my dating days: first date. red flag 1: he took me to a family-style burger chain, the kind you go on your 50th date to with your 3 kids. but I'm a good sport and I like burgers. he asked me if I'd ever been there before and when I said no, he motioned to the menu and said, "Everything's good here," as if he was a regular and I had to wonder if he took all his dates there. red flag 2: we were sharing our favorite things and when favorite authors came up, I shared mine (Jane Austen) and he went on a 20 minutes rant without pausing about how she was the worst writer in history and knew nothing and anyone who reads her or likes her is stupid. when he finally took a breath, I asked, "are you done?" he said, "I GUESS," all pouty. (cont.)
Andrea Anthony 5 years ago
THEN, red flag 3: he proposed we go for drinks after dinner to a local famous hotspot. I replied that that was actually one of my favorite places to go and sure (why I persisted, you guys, I HAVE NO IDEA) and then he got upset and pouty that he couldn't introduce me to it and didn't want to go there anymore. red flag 4: as we waited for the check, we talked about our families and I shared that I'm adopted. he then went on another rant about how he hates his adopted siblings and how they're not really his siblings and adoption isn't fair because his parents love the adoptees more than him. THAT is finally when I left. what a shitshow.
Load More Replies... Anne Flitton 5 years ago
I went on a date the summer after high school sophmore year, it was a group date, and we were all going on a sunrise hike, he proceeded to tell me that he was surprised I was keeping up with him because girls don't hike fast, and they hate hiking. First of all, my dad has been taking me on hikes since before I could walk (not an exaggeration, he had a baby backpack) so I can keep up with you any knick knack paddiwack day!
CatWoman312 5 years ago
I have a lot of horrible first dates, but the best is a guy asks me to go bowling. I agree and meet him outside the ally. He has a suitcase with him. Confused, I asked why and he opens it to reveal he carried his own ball and shoes. Obviously this was not something I expected, but I figured I’d give him a chance anyway. We get in line, he opens his wallet and says is Dutch okay? It’s okay, but it was awkward asking me there in line. Anyway he proceeds to treat me like he’s my bowling coach. No second date
H05 5 years ago
Not our first date, but one of the first. We had a casual dinner, and walked back to his SUV. He opens the door for me and takes a REALLY long time walking around to the driver's side farting the ENTIRE time. He forgot all the windows were cracked and didn't know I could hear it. I swear, it was a family guy fart, it just kept going and going. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe,. He's like "what?" and I point to the cracked windows. He turns bright red, "Oh, you heard that?!" He tried, god love him. Ps: I married him a few years later :)
Full Name 5 years ago
There's nothing worse than having to hold one in when you are around a new girl. Nothing.
Load More Replies... troufaki13 5 years ago
Blind date. He was wearing braces, which I didn't mind. He asked me if I wanted to know why he was wearing braces at such an age (we were in our 30s) and then he proceeded to tell me how at the age of 18 he took some pliers and took out 3 or 4 (I don't remember) teeth. Perfectly fine, healthy teeth. Just to see how it felt. I panicked and cut the date short!
ZombieGirl 5 years ago
Ugh...I had a blind date drive me straight to a hotel. I noped out real fast!
Cat 5 years ago
Was taken to a hippie and high end restaurant by a guy who ran another high end restaurant. He insisted on sitting on the bar table. Fine by me. He spent more time chatting to the mixologist behind the bar. Half way through the convo, I realized that he was there to persuade the mixologist to join his restaurant. I was the cover he needed to get close to the mixologist who gave me a very apologetic nod later. Not his fault. Food and drinks were very good though. I enjoyed the dinner, paid my bill and left him there lol
John Louis 5 years ago
Met a woman on match.com she said she was 42 years old. In fact, she was 72 and then proceeded to give me a sales pitch for medical devices with magnets in them. Met a woman on Match.com who was married and said she wanted to meet a man worth leaving her husband for. Sadly I was set up with a blind date with a woman who was clinically depressed. She spent the whole time talking about how meaningless her life was. Went on a blind date with a woman who was 6' 3" and weighed 300lbs. She spent the evening complaining about everything. I left scared of her.
Nomadus Aureus 5 years ago
Case 1: went on a lunch break with a colleague. No indication of any kind of interest on my side. Him: "So when I come over, you'll put the dog out, right?" I politely informed him, that not "when" but "if" and no. Case 2: "If you marry me, I will allow you to continue your studies." I did not marry him.
Fish Boden 5 years ago
But... he was going to let you continue your studies!
Load More Replies... Mad Mar 5 years ago
Blind date in age of personals an no cell phones. Guy every call kept explaining his outfit he was going to wear. One extra detail every call. That was strange then he picks me up. We go to the mall for dinner. Only talks bout his outfit. Then wants to go walk around. Ok. Shoe store. Makes me try on hooker shoes an insists I strut in them. I laugh it off. He sneaks off an buys them for me. Ok weird. I'm like I'll just return them next day. But at his car my slide on shoe slipped off an he starts getting randy w my foot. Oh no. Then at my house he tried to kiss me. I faked an asthma attack an ran.
Donna Lawrence 5 years ago
Should never go out with someone only talking about themselves And Never should have tried on. shoes. NEVER
Load More Replies... Andrea Anthony 5 years ago
oh man here's my fave worst from my dating days: first date. red flag 1: he took me to a family-style burger chain, the kind you go on your 50th date to with your 3 kids. but I'm a good sport and I like burgers. he asked me if I'd ever been there before and when I said no, he motioned to the menu and said, "Everything's good here," as if he was a regular and I had to wonder if he took all his dates there. red flag 2: we were sharing our favorite things and when favorite authors came up, I shared mine (Jane Austen) and he went on a 20 minutes rant without pausing about how she was the worst writer in history and knew nothing and anyone who reads her or likes her is stupid. when he finally took a breath, I asked, "are you done?" he said, "I GUESS," all pouty. (cont.)
Andrea Anthony 5 years ago
THEN, red flag 3: he proposed we go for drinks after dinner to a local famous hotspot. I replied that that was actually one of my favorite places to go and sure (why I persisted, you guys, I HAVE NO IDEA) and then he got upset and pouty that he couldn't introduce me to it and didn't want to go there anymore. red flag 4: as we waited for the check, we talked about our families and I shared that I'm adopted. he then went on another rant about how he hates his adopted siblings and how they're not really his siblings and adoption isn't fair because his parents love the adoptees more than him. THAT is finally when I left. what a shitshow.
Load More Replies... Anne Flitton 5 years ago
I went on a date the summer after high school sophmore year, it was a group date, and we were all going on a sunrise hike, he proceeded to tell me that he was surprised I was keeping up with him because girls don't hike fast, and they hate hiking. First of all, my dad has been taking me on hikes since before I could walk (not an exaggeration, he had a baby backpack) so I can keep up with you any knick knack paddiwack day!
CatWoman312 5 years ago
I have a lot of horrible first dates, but the best is a guy asks me to go bowling. I agree and meet him outside the ally. He has a suitcase with him. Confused, I asked why and he opens it to reveal he carried his own ball and shoes. Obviously this was not something I expected, but I figured I’d give him a chance anyway. We get in line, he opens his wallet and says is Dutch okay? It’s okay, but it was awkward asking me there in line. Anyway he proceeds to treat me like he’s my bowling coach. No second date
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