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Dates are cringey and awkward. That’s basically the definition of it. No wonder 60% of us admit to having an escape plan to get the heck out of a bad one. Plus, it’s a muddy landscape, since 69% of singletons say they don’t even know if they’re in a romantic outing or not.

But some dates are way worse than others. So when Twitter user miller cycle asked people to share the worst dates they’ve ever been on, the treasure chest was opened. From buying drugs on a first date to hearing someone cough in the closet only to find out the husband was about to shoot some action movie, these stories are what your nightmares are made of. Even if nobody was born killing the dating game, the worst date moments below show how some folks have killed the spark for good.

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Bored Birgit
Community Member
6 years ago

I. Have. Questions.

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    Clove Kentwell
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    That’s interesting.......

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    Francis
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

    aren't you supposed to go away after you stole something?

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    Clove Kentwell
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Bet that waitress got a good laugh out of it.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Oh the irony...

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    Kim
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    As an American, I apologize for him. All of him. I did NOT vote for the sociopath with little hands, but I'm still sorry. I tell people I'm Canadian.

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    Lil_Nothingtodo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    And he sat there for half an hour? I would had left after 5 minutes.

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    Giovanni
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    maybe it was a plural "you" and she was refering to other guys

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    Juririn
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Well, at least he was straight with you...🤡

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    Francis
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    you did literally dodge a bullet here...

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    Giovanni
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

    Immagine being a vampire who spends the nights doing their taxes instead of preying on the living

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    kitty.boom
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    You should have left him the minute he was insulting you. Excuse yourself to the powder room and never go back.

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    JessG
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Sounds like a man-child

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    Mac
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

    How does anyone think this is even remotely okay to do? Okay yes I understand a person who is buying crack doesn’t have the best judgment.

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    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Is this the same guy who asked if you swallowed or another guy? UGH.

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    kurisutofu
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I think is time for her to review her filtering before accepting dates... so far, a kid-like strange guy, a dog kisser and a pervert ...

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    Two Silly Pups
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Umm.. he tried or he actually did?

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    that was likely his plan from the begining

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    Two Silly Pups
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Swallow the bitter pill of disappointment, obviously

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    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Sounds like a Joey moment

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    Pamela24
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Nothing wrong with polyamory as long as it's consensual on all sides. This clearly wasn't the case.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Dodged a bullet there mate.

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    kitty.boom
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I wonder what happened next. Obviously, she refused. But did she pay for the meal or the guy just signed it anyway?! Hmm...

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Why would you get in the car with a blind date in the first place?

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

    And she actually carried on with the date (which was awful according to the rest of her twitter comments). 🤦‍♀️

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Eww nothing says ‘no thanks’ faster than racism and bigotry.

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    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Arrrrgh! Don't assume every woman has a ticking biological clock!! Not every woman wants a baby!!

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    MomaBear
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Poor bee

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I would’ve got a cab or the bus. No way would I sit in a car with a bigot.

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    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Oh, the exes. A classic. I spent one and a half hour listening to the family story of his ex. I was too polite to tell him to stop, but deeply annoyed. Nobody cares about your goddam ex.

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    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    May be it was his moms place of work?

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    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    With friends like that he'll never find any girl who's "right".

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Ok the haircut was weird (as is the insisting on ordering) but living at home still and not having a car is hardly something to condemn him for.

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    Giovanni
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

    This is one of those thing that gets you instant rejection or instant marriage

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    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    There is a genetic condition. Saw a documentary on an Indian village where this is prevalent

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    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Need more context... were they all friends? Was a group of them all going? This isn’t that strange unless it was just like 6 people and the exes didn’t know each other already

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    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Well I just feel sorry for her. She probably was to embarrassed to tell you she needed to pee (a lot of people feel that way) and couldn't hold it any longer.

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    JessG
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Well, it's high school, what do you expect?

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

    I dated a guy that I introduced to my family at a BBQ get together. After he left everyone went on about him looking like he could be my uncles son etc and how they look so much alike except for the hair. Needless to say I had to break up with him coz when I saw him after that all I could think about was my uncle. gross

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

    Well this was an anti-climax. The beginning made it sound like it was worse than what it was. when the living with the ex was mentioned I thought "here it comes". But it never came. Hair extensions, really?

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    So she was the bad date then. Also this doesn’t sound real. Eating so much salt and drinking water to the point you puff up so badly you’re spilling out of your dress would probably end in a trip to the emergency room, no matter how skintight the dress.

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