Sometimes, people just don’t get along for a dozen possible reasons. But sometimes the main reason is that one person is a complete jerk and disrespects the other individual.
Case in point, some women got so fed up with some men who were acting like misogynists that they just had to turn to Twitter and write jokes about them for acting that way.
Scroll down for our collection of jokes on Twitter by women who poke fun at ‘toxic’ and misogynistic guys. Upvote your fave tweets and leave us a comment with your thoughts below. Be sure to let us know which jokes you enjoyed and why.
And if you’re still hungry for some more Bored Panda content, check out our previous articles about epic tweets by women, funny tweets by women, as well as tweets that will make feminists laugh.
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Once a guy told me he doesn't like ripped jeans. "Well, don't wear them then" I said.
According to Psychology Today, there are some traits that misogynists exhibit that can let you spot them from a mile away. For example, while at first, a guy can seem “flirtatious, exciting, fun, and charismatic,” as time goes by, he may start showing extreme swings in his personality. A bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
Misogynists also often make promises to women that they fail to keep and lack punctuality when they do manage to keep appointments. What’s more, Psychology Today explains that being outperformed by women professionally or socially will make misogynists feel “terrible.”
Hypocrisy is another trait of misogynists because they will allow their male friends and colleagues to do things that they’d criticize women for doing.
They also tend to put down women in public, steal their ideas “in professional contexts,” and even borrow money without the intention of giving it back. On dates, these ‘toxic’ guys always act the opposite of how women prefer to be treated; while in relationships they will tend to cheat on their female partners because they feel that they don’t ‘owe’ them monogamy.
People should do this whenever they get an unwanted sexual comment.
I had one instructor in college that was like this. I’d make a point, with backup, and he’d just pass over it and ask if anyone else had anything to say. Nearly every time, some guy would repeat what I had said a few minutes before—-often verbatim—-and suddenly the instructor’s treating him like he’s a f*****g genius making an original point! It got predictable to the point where I’d warn the people sitting around me to watch for it to happen. Quite often they’d call both the instructor and the repeater out and say that I had already said the same thing, and I loved them for it. He hated that. I do not miss his classes.
In WWII, Hedi Lamar ((Well known as a 'sex kitten--and ONLY that) invented radar and the rudiments of WiFi. She was not allowed in the war conferences; she was 'too distracting'. Had to send a man in her place to get her ideas across. Hasn't changed much, has it?
I see this CONSTANTLY in the web design world. It's like women are only seen as the ones to make things pretty, when in fact, they are the ones doing the entire back end coding and making the sight brilliantly functional.
To make things pretty, do what they’re told, get the coffee, and both set up and clean up the meeting room. But never to come up with good, solid, viable ideas. Considering that more women are getting college degrees than men these days, and getting better grades to boot, you’d think we’d get more credit. It’s better than it used to be, but it’s still far from fair and balanced.
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At work a diabetic patient was passing out from extremely low sugar levels so we told her to eat the food we got her, she didn't want to listen and kept saying no, we explained she had to or she could get into a coma, she didn't want to know, an old man sitting on the waiting area told her to eat and listen to us and she ate straight away............. A female doctor, a female practice nurse specialised on diabetes, a female receptionist experienced in diabetes all explained she had to eat otherwise she could get into a coma and she only listen when a random old man got pissed off with her stubbornness and told her to eat it and listen to us.
Not sure that's a fair example - people in that state can be very confused. It might be that she didn't want to listen to the 'experts'. It may very well be that she only listens to men of course! But still unwell.
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Not a girl but that happens to me all the time, and sometimes it is a girl who repeats what I said and everyone loves it like it was her idea. This one is more of something that just happens to introverts and the extroverts get the credit.
I've always called it "Random man syndrome" because it's true if ANY Random man says and it's now true.
I like that thought. So now I wait for a random man to “ok” it, to back it up and take the credit. 🤣🤣🤣
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Worked in manufacturing for 30 years. Men would call in asking to speak with someone "technical". I would say, "why don't you let me know what you need first?" Literally never had a question/problem I could not answer. Lift your chin off the floor buddy...
I agree with this 100% percent. I am a man and I have experienced this from male and female coworkers.
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that happened to me (a guy) in seventh grade. Make a joke in class: silence. Cousin (also a guy) repeats same joke exactly: big laugh.
At a dinner party a bf of my mate said "I mean, pff, what even IS horsepower anyway? Pfff" So I replied "Its the amount of pull a horse can exert in a straight line over a certain distance, I think." He blinked at me. Then the other man at the party said "Well, Andrew, its the amount a horse can pull in a straight line over a set distance" and the dude was all enlightened and grateful, in my head they are raucously hi-5ing while me and the two other women just looked at each other, psychically asking each other "you heard me say that, right?"
This is specifically for this situation when it is because of gender. Maybe a different word, but this is for this situation.
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In defense of "everyone" I think there's a "second thought" effect. Ideas are hard things to fully process. If an idea poses hurdles the first time around, by the second time, you'd worked through them enough that you're able to evaluate the idea. But, yeah, it'd be nice if we'd give credit where credit is due.
yeah, but it's a pretty well known issue that in a workplace setting women- even experts- are ignored in favor of male proposals. I wish it weren't so.
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Had that happen to me at work many times. My MANager would ask questions in meetings, I'd tell him the answers, HE would ignore me, and have another man CALL SOMEONE ELSE for an answer. Guess what ... And he still wouldn't pay attention to me. I heard he's still pulling the same c**p with others. Quite the learning curve with that one.
This has happened to me in a professional setting countless times. It got to the point that if I wanted something accomplished I just had my male employee bring up the idea to upper management instead of trying to myself. It was sad and we laughed at it but it worked!
So I have an idea of new word: hepeated. For when a woman suggests an idea and it's ignored, but then a guy says the same thing and everyone loves it. P.S. Let's see how it will go
what kind of alternative reality this people live in? this is not a women v men issue, is who has the stronger voice and usually the best ideas. in social media also happens when a bigger account the same thing a small account wrote and gets more exposure
OMIGOD, I love this and I'm using it forever 'n ever more! Thank you!
that happens to men to, just check your lack of charisma. It aint about sex, not everything bad that happens to a woman is about her f*****g whole between her legs. Grow up.
You grow up. It can be about sex. This is for this specific situation. That doesn't mean it doesn't happen to men. For instance, racism is being rude to/attacking people/discriminating against another race. These can happen for a different reason, but it isn't racism then.
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Wow. That describes pretty much my entire working life - oh by the way, you're not allowed to stop suggesting though, 'cuz then you're not a "team player".
To add some backup to this one, I was working in a group and one of my colleagues, a woman, did just that, she suggested a path forward and was ignored by the majority of the group. That is until she looked at me and asked if I liked her idea and would I suggest it? I did and everyone thought it was great idea. The even shittier part is that when they started to praise me for the idea, I said it was hers and they all just looked back at the work in front of us.
I think it was Obamas staff, were the women started to back eachother up. When Said something, the other women would either agree or repeate what one Said.
Live From Here (NPR) did a skit about this very thing last weekend. I forget the name of the fake product they were 'advertising', but it altered a woman's voice to sound like a man. There was also a version that altered a man's voice to a woman's if he needed help with a flat tire, etc.
Well, men outnumber women in most fields. And I've even seem women take a man's word over another woman's. It depends on the person.
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The other post that just got deleted said that the doctor was 'obviously a man'. I'd say that's sexist towards women. Perhaps it wasn't Bored Panda that deleted it. Perhaps that posted it realised he was actually the same type of man that this entire article is about and deleted it himself out of embarrassment?
And as I'm going about the house getting things done, my husband hollers out from his easy chair, "Honey, could you do me a favor?"
"Men not knowing how things work be deciding that women are evil and must be punished" is such a good description of both of these phenomenon. If a woman should be convincted because of an abortion, then a man should be convicted every time he accidentally impregnates a woman who doesn't want to be pregnant. It takes two to tango.
Ive worked in automotive repair my whole life and found that women ask more questions and listen to the answers way more than men do. Its stupid how many men feel like admitting they dont know something means they are somehow less of a man. Sucks that women get the fallout of both idiots/misogynist and guys who are too insecure to let a woman help them
These are the sort of threats most of us would really like to be carried out; rather than women being threatened with rape because they stand up for something they believe in. Or being threatened because they turn down a mans unwanted advances...
I would still teach my daughter the importance of having more self worth than having sex with a baby dicked boy who drives a Honda...
as for me, both of me and the one in front me moved away to the same direction so we are still blocked, moved away again, both in the same direction again, and awkwardness ensues
A lot of females do. I mean, not because of a stereotype, but for things like the fact that a lot of people enjoy cooking or,,, basic survival. Men also cook. It's not just a female thing, thank you for coming to my ted talk/ramble and good night. Edit: I noticed a debate in the reply section, no I did not say females because of military service and no it is definitely not an incel thing. I said it because I'm an awkward teenager who doesn't know how to word things without getting anxious I just offended someone. So sorry about that.
A guy wanted to send me a pic of his d**k (I'm a male): berk, I said, no thank you. Don't you feel lonely, women, even guys receive unwanted d**k pics!
Honestly bra sizes don't make much sense anyway, it's all different from store to store, sometimes even within the same store
Ouch! I do defend men I've never met, like certain scientists or politicians. And to be honest: often with more verbal force than when I stand up for my wife (e.g. to my parents...) Time to change that, I think...
Abercrombie and fitchs lesser known menswear catalogue: grabber, crimey and snitch
My wife wanted a specific vanity mirror style that she's been on the hunt for. She never found it so I ended up surprising her by making it for her and threw in a few one-way glass sections to hide leds that would illuminate through the mirrors surface. Not all men are this way. These types of story's will never be told because it doesn't align with the agenda.
Meh, I don't like it either. It's like a participation trofee, it's fake. Get me a good, new female superhero instead! I don't want hand-me-downs.
Why? Because Beyoncé is a perfect person? Lovely personality, compatible with the man, kind, funny, no flaws? Or because she's pretty? Cheating is always wrong, doesn't matter who they're cheating on.
whenever my husband twitches and makes contented sighs I assume he's dreaming he's in the middle of a lengthy uninterrupted monologue, explaining something to me that I all ready know and didn't ask about, or chasing a rabbit, its impossible to tell.
No, but a good friend of mine was once friends with a guy named Matt who she had to cut out of her life because he wouldn't stop being weird and creepy about the fact that she didn't want to be anything but friends. He kept becoming possessive and getting upset if she didn't text him for a few hours. Turned out afterwards that he'd told his parents for YEARS that they were a couple.
Stop downvoting Demi. Building on what they said: What's wrong with dating someone you genuinely like no matter whether they're rich or poor?
It's like the dudes that think they're sexy and badass wearing their pants halfway down their butts. I always laugh when I see them running from the cops on LivePD. They're either tripping over the pants that slid from their butt down to their ankles faster than a stripper on a greased pole, or they're slowed down because they have to hold their pants up with one hand while they run. Pull your pants up! No one cares what brand of underwear you have. We're just grateful you're wearing some.
lol what's with you guys, Michal and Dora, it's not all about sex and money
Yeah, because that's a men thing. No woman ever snores. It's also something they do on purpose... And they might not know they do, so yes, they will be surprised. Some of these comments are just too stupid to be funny.
Got to disagree on this one. Dude, that sucks is fine. "Calm, down, it's not that important, who cares?" is gasoline on the fire.
!goldigger! what about actual speaking to him, stop trying to make money of him
Not all of them deserve to suffer... and I just realized I basically used the “not all men” so kill me now please
BEING a nice guy is good. DEFINING YOURSELF as a nice g, however... it's like the difference between being intelligent vs. calling yourself "high IQ".
Yes, if you have to SAY you're "smart" or "nice" or "trustworthy," you probably aren't. It wouldn't occur to most people to need to say it.
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A few things I learned here, one that a lot of people miss the point, two that people really need to learn what irony, metaphor and sarcasm is and thirdly that people need to understand that many of these posts are made with the intention of reflecting the same stereotype that men use against women back onto men in an attempt to show them why this is bad. But of course that's just another one of the points that a lot of people missed.
I wish I could give this ALL OF THE UP-VOTES.... It blew my mind how many people just didn't GET what the posts were really getting at and they were taking them literally. Some I could understand why they were having trouble--possibly language barrier, and some were just trolls, or the very kinds of sexist jerks who the posts were talking about. But the rest? Holy heck, lack of education, or just dumb as rocks, I dunno, but it made me cringe at how much WHOOOSH! was going on...
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1. Females hear disparaging remarks and deal with sexism on a daily basis. If you haven’t experienced it, count yourself lucky and privileged, but to denounce its existence and polluting the conversation does not serve anybody. 2. “Not all men” - what does this accomplish? Finish one conversation and try to understand their point before interrupting. Most of the time, the person saying it recognizes that it’s a gerneralization. Which happens to be based on a near global and looong history of female subjugation. Do better and call out both sexes for unacceptable toxic behavior, but you make a fool of yourself thinking misogyny and misandry exist and harm in equal measure. 3. Females actually get punished, attacked, and killed in far greater numbers than males for rejecting, calling out inappropriate behavior in real life. Oh, I’m sorry that’s a generalization. It happens online too.4. We will get to a place where this is no longer necessary. Until then, let’s have a discussion. Be kind
With time, I've learned not to discriminate between men or women. What really matters is whether a PERSON is nice. Judging people by their gender and upholding these ugly stereotypes is plain sexist. And I'm kinda tired of sexism :/
FIFTY THOUSAND WOMEN are killed every year by intimate partners. FIFTY THOUSAND. Yes, women use violence too, but not at this rate, and there's plenty of evidence to indicate that often, their violence is in self-defence. So it's not "sexism", it's fact. Maybe when men can be less violent and less entitled we can stop focusing on this. Links supporting my statements below. https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2018/11/30/671872574/u-n-report-50-000-women-a-year-are-killed-by-intimate-partners-family-members https://vawnet.org/sc/scope-problem-intimate-partner-homicide-statistics
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Some of these are funny and true, but some are really just generalisations. I have no idea where these girls met those horrible men, but I rarely ever do. I am feminists, but I am not into hate or demeaning whole other gender. That would make us the same as every single misogynist. Yes, there are men who think that they are "nice guys" at the same time as calling all women golddiggers who just want rich men, but honestly, there are other men too. I am into jokes about men that describe some stupid men, but not like "all men are c**p".
Feminism means treating men and women as equals. Anyone who says different is wrong. Too many man-hating women using 'feminism' as an excuse for their venom. And it hurts the rest of us.
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"60 Jokes From Women That ‘Nice Guys’ Won’t Find Funny". They were not wrong.
It got cut at 40 now. The nice guys weren't being nice enough replicating the jokes back at angry feminists... :-)
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Lot of butt hurt men in the comments section. This is what women experience. Just acknowledge it.
whats sad is these are funny because they are so common. I wish I "didn't get the joke" to be honest.
There seems to be a lot of posts about women vs men. There are bad things about both genders so why focus on the one and not both or none at all.
I think the discussion got really biased when Heavy jokes started to circulate and some people missed the third degree. I know I produced some rotten apples, but they had a truth in them. Here's a third degree Poop joke (DON'T read further, you've been warned!!!): 2 flies on a turd. One farts. the other "C'mon, we're eating here!". So it's really about GOOD Manners. But some might get offended because the context is disgusting. Still funny 'cause it's true!
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As a strong woman, I don't need to tear men apart. We ALL need to be better. I'm disappointed in what we're becoming. Yes, there NEEDS to be a dialogue, but not the way we're doing it. I see some of these things and there are days that I'm embarrassed to be a woman BECAUSE of other women. THAT is wrong. Treating them the exact same way they've treated us in the past is not the answer. Making them afraid, ashamed, etc simply because they're a man isn't an answer. CERTAIN men should be but not ALL men. What's worse is that WOMEN are tearing women apart and making them feel less than when we disagree. We do need change but this entire hate spewing era needs to stop. Nothing will get solved this way.
ok just gotta to say this that people are just --------- and im just so mad this may beside the point but i gotta lift this off my shoulders WHY DO ADULTS SAY THE WORLD IS MESSED UP B/C OF VIDEO GAMES AND THEN THEY GET THERE KID ONE LIKE BRUH ADULTS HAVE caused pollution , made tech ( its not a bad thing ) but just think about what they did they caused world wars and all of these were men but still the men in this generation aren't that stupid ( except some ) there can actually be good men out there like mr.beast
I think that these kinds of posts are good because they do call out s**t guys on their b******t but at the same time, they have a negative effect of reflecting these things on all guys, even if they don't mean to. They subconsciously create the notion that guys are c**p and that's what girls hold in the back of their minds. Bad encounters with men and other stories like these strengthen such notions. It is important to also appreciate the good men and specifically state that these a******s aren't the same. This is coming from an 18 year old female btw
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." - Gloria Steinem
First off, the article has a bad title, it's not funny, to anyone, not sure why they used the word funny. Secondly, we can't raise awareness about the way some men are treating women and also talk about the good men and also talk about bad ways women treat men and the good things about women all in one article every time. That's impractical when the person who made this article probablu just wanted to give examples of the bad treatment of women that's been going on. For people who think there should be more focus on good men, go make an article, same for those suggesting one about bad women. You can't please everyone and every cause 100% of the time. And for the people who thought this article was bashing men, these were just real women sharing real stories, take from that what you will.
Something about a lot of these rubbed me the wrong way. There's a certain amount of leeway that we get to criticize guys because obviously they've gotten a lot more privilege than us throughout history, however a lot of these tweets cross the line and generalize about men saying things like men are useless and are trash. That's so counterproductive and toxic in my eyes. I'm a girl and i've taken a fair amount of abuse from men, but to apply my bad experiences to all men is just really problematic.
Good point. People have the tendency to over-generalise and it keeps the problems intact. I definitely see the points of these tweets, but also don't agree with some of them.
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These types of articles are supposed to start honest and open discussions and usually what ends up happening is someone(male and female alike) gets upset because they don't like what's being said. So let me say this: There are good people and there are bad people. Good people can be any sex, race, religion, sexuality, or age. Bad people can be these things as well. To be a good person, all you have to do is be kind and considerate of all people without expecting anything in return. It's expecting something in return that has led to the phrase "But I am a nice guy/girl". If you were truly a nice person, you wouldn't have to say it all the time.
some people are not nice, because someone else is just stepping on their foot and ignoring it. So, at some point, they start to "bark" like little dogs, because the big dog is sitting on his head, and refusing to move. Some Big dogs are pricks sometimes, and they tell the small dogs "Don't bark! Be nice! Be F*CKING NICE! OK!!!!!?" so who's being wrong here? Seriously???
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Wow! Let's just take all of these and change man for woman and see how how the comments go. Actually I love stereo type jokes about both sexes... one of the reasons is they are not real and make you question your beliefs... this is how humour works and why it shouldn't be controlled. Good Humour allows questioning of beliefs. The situation we are moving towards is banning "unacceptable" humour which is internalising a lot of people's bad thoughts and prejudices. I don't mean rank insulting jokes but gentle nudges. • What’s the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. Funny as f**k... and most mother in laws think so too.
The change of man for woman is usually what got this started in the first place. Women jokes are just fine, then are they?
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Jerry Seinfeld: "You wanna know the truth? You can't Handle the TRUTH!"
this is two sides of one coin Men are usually more physically violent because that is what they are taught strength means everything, But that doesn't mean women are any less abusive their abuse is usually emotional and mental it doesn't kill the man it breaks him making him like the living dead that cant trust or feel safe in any relation.
Most physically abusive people are ALSO verbally, mentally, emotionally abusive (i.e. women broken down by mental/emotional abuse often stay with their physically abusive partners). There’s no comparison. Men who physically/sexually abuse aren’t “nice guys” who happen to hit/rape.
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okay. these aren't "nice guys" anyone else notice that? I would really hope that actual "nice guys" would find these hilarious. just sayin...
Actual nice guys probably would. But "nice guys" is a reference to a section of men who honestly believe that they're "nice guys" but then believe that that entitles them to whatever they want. e.g. "I paid for her meal and gave her my coat when she was cold but then she didn't sleep with me, what a b****!!!"
Load More Replies... There are some good responses to SOME men being jerks. The rest is nothing more than sterotyping and portraying one gender as the scum of the earth. I believe that it's called sexism, but since women are doing it isnt. It must be similar to racism. Only white people can be racist, only men can be sexist.
It's called 'dealing with social pressures through humor'. A lot of women use it instead of a gun or knife. It's mirroring the prevailing male attitude. If you heard this about women, most men wouldn't turn a hair. Dumb female jokes have been around since I was a child, at least (and that was a long time ago.) So, chill. Don't read them if they upset you that much.
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I strongly dislike how bored panda continuously posts things about a*****e men. There are good men out there too. It's always men being a******s to women posts here. I'm a girl btw.
serious answer: for immature men, women are not individuals persons, fellow human beings, but aliens - apparently intelligent creatures one wants to comtact, but really weird. This is natural when you're 15. But some men never outgrow this stage, and remain with trying to find the "secret" way to "get" women (which they see as interchangeable) all their life.
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Go to Reddit. It's already there. You'll fit right in.
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Ana J: I got downvoted so Bad for my jokes, where I reversed the table on women with male stereotypes about them. I don't care, popularity is just a contest. Truth is the truth, and that's the best you can get! Stereotypes contain a truth hidden in an overgeneralization. Jokes help us cope with our fears, studies show. Apparently, some people "CAN'T handle the Truth!"...
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Awwww, I didn't realize that was a goal for you. I wonder why that particular goal is such a big one for you? And guess what? If you have any black women friends, some of them might think the joke is funny, and some might not, because black women don't all think the same. Depends on the joke. If you don't have any black women friends, then why not? Then you could better determine if your black-woman jokes are funny before posting them. And typically, punching down is looked down upon as opposed to punching up. White men typically have more social power than black women. It's like rich people making fun of poor people is not typically funny except to mean rich people. But poor people making fun of rich people gets laughed at by poor & some rich, just like some guys on here are laughing even though this is mostly making fun of fake nice guys. They guys who are laughing know they aren't fake nice guys. The fact that you are upset says you may be a fake nice guy.
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BEING a nice guy is good. DEFINING YOURSELF as a nice g, however... it's like the difference between being intelligent vs. calling yourself "high IQ".
Yes, if you have to SAY you're "smart" or "nice" or "trustworthy," you probably aren't. It wouldn't occur to most people to need to say it.
Load More Replies... A few things I learned here, one that a lot of people miss the point, two that people really need to learn what irony, metaphor and sarcasm is and thirdly that people need to understand that many of these posts are made with the intention of reflecting the same stereotype that men use against women back onto men in an attempt to show them why this is bad. But of course that's just another one of the points that a lot of people missed.
I wish I could give this ALL OF THE UP-VOTES.... It blew my mind how many people just didn't GET what the posts were really getting at and they were taking them literally. Some I could understand why they were having trouble--possibly language barrier, and some were just trolls, or the very kinds of sexist jerks who the posts were talking about. But the rest? Holy heck, lack of education, or just dumb as rocks, I dunno, but it made me cringe at how much WHOOOSH! was going on...
Load More Replies... 1. Females hear disparaging remarks and deal with sexism on a daily basis. If you haven’t experienced it, count yourself lucky and privileged, but to denounce its existence and polluting the conversation does not serve anybody. 2. “Not all men” - what does this accomplish? Finish one conversation and try to understand their point before interrupting. Most of the time, the person saying it recognizes that it’s a gerneralization. Which happens to be based on a near global and looong history of female subjugation. Do better and call out both sexes for unacceptable toxic behavior, but you make a fool of yourself thinking misogyny and misandry exist and harm in equal measure. 3. Females actually get punished, attacked, and killed in far greater numbers than males for rejecting, calling out inappropriate behavior in real life. Oh, I’m sorry that’s a generalization. It happens online too.4. We will get to a place where this is no longer necessary. Until then, let’s have a discussion. Be kind
With time, I've learned not to discriminate between men or women. What really matters is whether a PERSON is nice. Judging people by their gender and upholding these ugly stereotypes is plain sexist. And I'm kinda tired of sexism :/
FIFTY THOUSAND WOMEN are killed every year by intimate partners. FIFTY THOUSAND. Yes, women use violence too, but not at this rate, and there's plenty of evidence to indicate that often, their violence is in self-defence. So it's not "sexism", it's fact. Maybe when men can be less violent and less entitled we can stop focusing on this. Links supporting my statements below. https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2018/11/30/671872574/u-n-report-50-000-women-a-year-are-killed-by-intimate-partners-family-members https://vawnet.org/sc/scope-problem-intimate-partner-homicide-statistics
Load More Replies... Some of these are funny and true, but some are really just generalisations. I have no idea where these girls met those horrible men, but I rarely ever do. I am feminists, but I am not into hate or demeaning whole other gender. That would make us the same as every single misogynist. Yes, there are men who think that they are "nice guys" at the same time as calling all women golddiggers who just want rich men, but honestly, there are other men too. I am into jokes about men that describe some stupid men, but not like "all men are c**p".
Feminism means treating men and women as equals. Anyone who says different is wrong. Too many man-hating women using 'feminism' as an excuse for their venom. And it hurts the rest of us.
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It got cut at 40 now. The nice guys weren't being nice enough replicating the jokes back at angry feminists... :-)
Load More Replies... Lot of butt hurt men in the comments section. This is what women experience. Just acknowledge it.
whats sad is these are funny because they are so common. I wish I "didn't get the joke" to be honest.
There seems to be a lot of posts about women vs men. There are bad things about both genders so why focus on the one and not both or none at all.
I think the discussion got really biased when Heavy jokes started to circulate and some people missed the third degree. I know I produced some rotten apples, but they had a truth in them. Here's a third degree Poop joke (DON'T read further, you've been warned!!!): 2 flies on a turd. One farts. the other "C'mon, we're eating here!". So it's really about GOOD Manners. But some might get offended because the context is disgusting. Still funny 'cause it's true!
Load More Replies... As a strong woman, I don't need to tear men apart. We ALL need to be better. I'm disappointed in what we're becoming. Yes, there NEEDS to be a dialogue, but not the way we're doing it. I see some of these things and there are days that I'm embarrassed to be a woman BECAUSE of other women. THAT is wrong. Treating them the exact same way they've treated us in the past is not the answer. Making them afraid, ashamed, etc simply because they're a man isn't an answer. CERTAIN men should be but not ALL men. What's worse is that WOMEN are tearing women apart and making them feel less than when we disagree. We do need change but this entire hate spewing era needs to stop. Nothing will get solved this way.
ok just gotta to say this that people are just --------- and im just so mad this may beside the point but i gotta lift this off my shoulders WHY DO ADULTS SAY THE WORLD IS MESSED UP B/C OF VIDEO GAMES AND THEN THEY GET THERE KID ONE LIKE BRUH ADULTS HAVE caused pollution , made tech ( its not a bad thing ) but just think about what they did they caused world wars and all of these were men but still the men in this generation aren't that stupid ( except some ) there can actually be good men out there like mr.beast
I think that these kinds of posts are good because they do call out s**t guys on their b******t but at the same time, they have a negative effect of reflecting these things on all guys, even if they don't mean to. They subconsciously create the notion that guys are c**p and that's what girls hold in the back of their minds. Bad encounters with men and other stories like these strengthen such notions. It is important to also appreciate the good men and specifically state that these a******s aren't the same. This is coming from an 18 year old female btw
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." - Gloria Steinem
First off, the article has a bad title, it's not funny, to anyone, not sure why they used the word funny. Secondly, we can't raise awareness about the way some men are treating women and also talk about the good men and also talk about bad ways women treat men and the good things about women all in one article every time. That's impractical when the person who made this article probablu just wanted to give examples of the bad treatment of women that's been going on. For people who think there should be more focus on good men, go make an article, same for those suggesting one about bad women. You can't please everyone and every cause 100% of the time. And for the people who thought this article was bashing men, these were just real women sharing real stories, take from that what you will.
Something about a lot of these rubbed me the wrong way. There's a certain amount of leeway that we get to criticize guys because obviously they've gotten a lot more privilege than us throughout history, however a lot of these tweets cross the line and generalize about men saying things like men are useless and are trash. That's so counterproductive and toxic in my eyes. I'm a girl and i've taken a fair amount of abuse from men, but to apply my bad experiences to all men is just really problematic.
Good point. People have the tendency to over-generalise and it keeps the problems intact. I definitely see the points of these tweets, but also don't agree with some of them.
Load More Replies... don't worry, it's just about popularity, some wiser pandas will eventually upvote you back if you say something true.
Load More Replies... These types of articles are supposed to start honest and open discussions and usually what ends up happening is someone(male and female alike) gets upset because they don't like what's being said. So let me say this: There are good people and there are bad people. Good people can be any sex, race, religion, sexuality, or age. Bad people can be these things as well. To be a good person, all you have to do is be kind and considerate of all people without expecting anything in return. It's expecting something in return that has led to the phrase "But I am a nice guy/girl". If you were truly a nice person, you wouldn't have to say it all the time.
some people are not nice, because someone else is just stepping on their foot and ignoring it. So, at some point, they start to "bark" like little dogs, because the big dog is sitting on his head, and refusing to move. Some Big dogs are pricks sometimes, and they tell the small dogs "Don't bark! Be nice! Be F*CKING NICE! OK!!!!!?" so who's being wrong here? Seriously???
Load More Replies... Wow! Let's just take all of these and change man for woman and see how how the comments go. Actually I love stereo type jokes about both sexes... one of the reasons is they are not real and make you question your beliefs... this is how humour works and why it shouldn't be controlled. Good Humour allows questioning of beliefs. The situation we are moving towards is banning "unacceptable" humour which is internalising a lot of people's bad thoughts and prejudices. I don't mean rank insulting jokes but gentle nudges. • What’s the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. Funny as f**k... and most mother in laws think so too.
The change of man for woman is usually what got this started in the first place. Women jokes are just fine, then are they?
Load More Replies... Jerry Seinfeld: "You wanna know the truth? You can't Handle the TRUTH!"
this is two sides of one coin Men are usually more physically violent because that is what they are taught strength means everything, But that doesn't mean women are any less abusive their abuse is usually emotional and mental it doesn't kill the man it breaks him making him like the living dead that cant trust or feel safe in any relation.
Most physically abusive people are ALSO verbally, mentally, emotionally abusive (i.e. women broken down by mental/emotional abuse often stay with their physically abusive partners). There’s no comparison. Men who physically/sexually abuse aren’t “nice guys” who happen to hit/rape.
Load More Replies... okay. these aren't "nice guys" anyone else notice that? I would really hope that actual "nice guys" would find these hilarious. just sayin...
Actual nice guys probably would. But "nice guys" is a reference to a section of men who honestly believe that they're "nice guys" but then believe that that entitles them to whatever they want. e.g. "I paid for her meal and gave her my coat when she was cold but then she didn't sleep with me, what a b****!!!"
Load More Replies... There are some good responses to SOME men being jerks. The rest is nothing more than sterotyping and portraying one gender as the scum of the earth. I believe that it's called sexism, but since women are doing it isnt. It must be similar to racism. Only white people can be racist, only men can be sexist.
It's called 'dealing with social pressures through humor'. A lot of women use it instead of a gun or knife. It's mirroring the prevailing male attitude. If you heard this about women, most men wouldn't turn a hair. Dumb female jokes have been around since I was a child, at least (and that was a long time ago.) So, chill. Don't read them if they upset you that much.
Load More Replies... I strongly dislike how bored panda continuously posts things about a*****e men. There are good men out there too. It's always men being a******s to women posts here. I'm a girl btw.
serious answer: for immature men, women are not individuals persons, fellow human beings, but aliens - apparently intelligent creatures one wants to comtact, but really weird. This is natural when you're 15. But some men never outgrow this stage, and remain with trying to find the "secret" way to "get" women (which they see as interchangeable) all their life.
Load More Replies... Go to Reddit. It's already there. You'll fit right in.
Load More Replies... Ana J: I got downvoted so Bad for my jokes, where I reversed the table on women with male stereotypes about them. I don't care, popularity is just a contest. Truth is the truth, and that's the best you can get! Stereotypes contain a truth hidden in an overgeneralization. Jokes help us cope with our fears, studies show. Apparently, some people "CAN'T handle the Truth!"...
Load More Replies... Awwww, I didn't realize that was a goal for you. I wonder why that particular goal is such a big one for you? And guess what? If you have any black women friends, some of them might think the joke is funny, and some might not, because black women don't all think the same. Depends on the joke. If you don't have any black women friends, then why not? Then you could better determine if your black-woman jokes are funny before posting them. And typically, punching down is looked down upon as opposed to punching up. White men typically have more social power than black women. It's like rich people making fun of poor people is not typically funny except to mean rich people. But poor people making fun of rich people gets laughed at by poor & some rich, just like some guys on here are laughing even though this is mostly making fun of fake nice guys. They guys who are laughing know they aren't fake nice guys. The fact that you are upset says you may be a fake nice guy.
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