Sometimes, people just don’t get along for a dozen possible reasons. But sometimes the main reason is that one person is a complete jerk and disrespects the other individual.

Case in point, some women got so fed up with some men who were acting like misogynists that they just had to turn to Twitter and write jokes about them for acting that way.

Scroll down for our collection of jokes on Twitter by women who poke fun at ‘toxic’ and misogynistic guys. Upvote your fave tweets and leave us a comment with your thoughts below. Be sure to let us know which jokes you enjoyed and why.

And if you’re still hungry for some more Bored Panda content, check out our previous articles about epic tweets by women, funny tweets by women, as well as tweets that will make feminists laugh.

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little_budget Report

giovanna 1 month ago

You're my new hero

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Ola Polowczyk 1 month ago

Once a guy told me he doesn't like ripped jeans. "Well, don't wear them then" I said.

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CzechPanda 1 month ago

well, "real woman" usually means someone who would cook for him, wash for him, clean after him and keep her mouth shut while looking pretty... so thanks but no thanks

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According to Psychology Today, there are some traits that misogynists exhibit that can let you spot them from a mile away. For example, while at first, a guy can seem “flirtatious, exciting, fun, and charismatic,” as time goes by, he may start showing extreme swings in his personality. A bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Misogynists also often make promises to women that they fail to keep and lack punctuality when they do manage to keep appointments. What’s more, Psychology Today explains that being outperformed by women professionally or socially will make misogynists feel “terrible.” 

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MykeCole Report

Colin Leetham 1 month ago

This.

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#5

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Kaisu 1 month ago

I don't think smart is really a requirement for a politician nowadays, if you look at Donald Trump. You just need a lot of stupid followers

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kathryn stretton 1 month ago

I can pickle my own onions anyway.

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Hypocrisy is another trait of misogynists because they will allow their male friends and colleagues to do things that they’d criticize women for doing.

They also tend to put down women in public, steal their ideas “in professional contexts,” and even borrow money without the intention of giving it back. On dates, these ‘toxic’ guys always act the opposite of how women prefer to be treated; while in relationships they will tend to cheat on their female partners because they feel that they don’t ‘owe’ them monogamy.

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pusheen buttercup 1 month ago

How rude to call someone that, a total stranger...

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Katie Axon 1 month ago

I genuinely don't understand this...

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#9

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NoisyAstronomer Report

Mira Maier 1 month ago

In a work related seminar, doing a group task. Me, being the only one with experience in the exact field: suggests a way to do the thing. Some guy: Doesn't listen, doesn't understand the task at hand but suggests the complete opposite. Some other guy clearly irritated: Suggests the same thing I said while pointing out that I have experience. First guy suddenly agrees and shuts up after that. Thank you guy #2.

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thedenimwarrior Report

Pamela24 1 month ago

I'm so annoyed that periods are still fairly tabu even in the western society. Why? Almost half of the population in a fairly wide age group goes through them each month. It really shouldn't be such a big deal.

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Pranav Joshi 1 month ago

This is apt for India. As a society we have failed the women here.

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Stille20 1 month ago

I had a partner that was super conscious of asking all the time. It was really sweet and empowering and but it did make me laugh sometimes as I was often the one who initiated... I'm like yea, I'm pretty sure I'm okay with me jumping you. Miss him.

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Susan 1 month ago

:) Yeah.

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#14

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Kaisu 1 month ago

I've taken that advice and it seems to be working well for me and my girlfriend

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#15

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doctoranovia Report

Mira Maier 1 month ago

My best friend and me spent some time finding things that actually fall into the "we prefer it bad than not at all" category. The only thing we could agree on was beer.

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#16

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S. 1 month ago

1. Outfits with human-hand-sized pockets . . .

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#17

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Pumbaa 1 month ago

Saying a whole sex is trash is just as stupid.

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#18

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Kathleen Barlow 1 month ago

The other post that just got deleted said that the doctor was 'obviously a man'. I'd say that's sexist towards women. Perhaps it wasn't Bored Panda that deleted it. Perhaps that posted it realised he was actually the same type of man that this entire article is about and deleted it himself out of embarrassment?

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Mira Maier 1 month ago

Bro... don't "help" your wife. Do your fucking half of the chores.

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Colin Leetham 1 month ago

He's not smart enough to do taxes...

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#21

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Kaisu 1 month ago

"Men not knowing how things work be deciding that women are evil and must be punished" is such a good description of both of these phenomenon. If a woman should be convincted because of an abortion, then a man should be convicted every time he accidentally impregnates a woman who doesn't want to be pregnant. It takes two to tango.

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giovanna 1 month ago

Please tell me there is no such thing as doritos for men. How insecure must a guy feel about his masculinity to her himself Doritoa for men?

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Pamela24 1 month ago (edited)

Oh yes, the classic "beautiful but doesn't know it". Such a terrifying idea that a woman might be happy about her own appearance.

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Soupcat 1 month ago

Ive worked in automotive repair my whole life and found that women ask more questions and listen to the answers way more than men do. Its stupid how many men feel like admitting they dont know something means they are somehow less of a man. Sucks that women get the fallout of both idiots/misogynist and guys who are too insecure to let a woman help them

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Raluca Neacsu 1 month ago

i actually sang that LOL

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#26

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S. 1 month ago

Every cliche romance disguised as dystopian fiction be like:

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Bettina Jansen 1 month ago

Who doesn't own bedsheets ?

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giovanna 1 month ago

A guy once told me, trying to sound progressive, "I agree that women should be allowed to work". Well thanks for your opinion dear, I was dying to hear it.

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Sarah Kate Lamming 1 month ago

These are the sort of threats most of us would really like to be carried out; rather than women being threatened with rape because they stand up for something they believe in. Or being threatened because they turn down a mans unwanted advances...

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Colin Leetham 1 month ago

I loved watching men melting down after that commercial.

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#31

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Katie Axon 1 month ago

I mean, just because a man calls his ex crazy doesn't mean she isn't... My mom is actually clinically insane and was abusive. So when my dad tells people that my mom is crazy, he means it. You shouldn't assume.

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Pamela24 1 month ago

Looks like you missed a true gem.

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Dora Bedpan 1 month ago

He just didn't want to hurt you in your face!

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Emerald Joanna 1 month ago

I would still teach my daughter the importance of having more self worth than having sex with a baby dicked boy who drives a Honda...

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Hendra Lim 1 month ago

as for me, both of me and the one in front me moved away to the same direction so we are still blocked, moved away again, both in the same direction again, and awkwardness ensues

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desert29rat 1 month ago

Hahahahahaha *snort*

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#38

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Ruby 1 month ago

Before social media I had a guy try to talk me up in a bar for some time when he realized his 'hard work' wasn't going anywhere he screamed: you're just a dumb blond with big t*ts! And stormed off. For some reason it still makes me smile.

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Lemon Garnished Potato 1 month ago

A lot of females do. I mean, not because of a stereotype, but for things like the fact that a lot of people enjoy cooking or,,, basic survival. Men also cook. It's not just a female thing, thank you for coming to my ted talk/ramble and good night.

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giovanna 1 month ago

Agree

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