Sometimes, people just don’t get along for a dozen possible reasons. But sometimes the main reason is that one person is a complete jerk and disrespects the other individual.
Case in point, some women got so fed up with some men who were acting like misogynists that they just had to turn to Twitter and write jokes about them for acting that way.
Scroll down for our collection of jokes on Twitter by women who poke fun at ‘toxic’ and misogynistic guys. Upvote your fave tweets and leave us a comment with your thoughts below. Be sure to let us know which jokes you enjoyed and why.
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Once a guy told me he doesn't like ripped jeans. "Well, don't wear them then" I said.
According to Psychology Today, there are some traits that misogynists exhibit that can let you spot them from a mile away. For example, while at first, a guy can seem “flirtatious, exciting, fun, and charismatic,” as time goes by, he may start showing extreme swings in his personality. A bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
Misogynists also often make promises to women that they fail to keep and lack punctuality when they do manage to keep appointments. What’s more, Psychology Today explains that being outperformed by women professionally or socially will make misogynists feel “terrible.”
Hypocrisy is another trait of misogynists because they will allow their male friends and colleagues to do things that they’d criticize women for doing.
They also tend to put down women in public, steal their ideas “in professional contexts,” and even borrow money without the intention of giving it back. On dates, these ‘toxic’ guys always act the opposite of how women prefer to be treated; while in relationships they will tend to cheat on their female partners because they feel that they don’t ‘owe’ them monogamy.
People should do this whenever they get an unwanted sexual comment.
I had one instructor in college that was like this. I’d make a point, with backup, and he’d just pass over it and ask if anyone else had anything to say. Nearly every time, some guy would repeat what I had said a few minutes before—-often verbatim—-and suddenly the instructor’s treating him like he’s a f*****g genius making an original point! It got predictable to the point where I’d warn the people sitting around me to watch for it to happen. Quite often they’d call both the instructor and the repeater out and say that I had already said the same thing, and I loved them for it. He hated that. I do not miss his classes.
The other post that just got deleted said that the doctor was 'obviously a man'. I'd say that's sexist towards women. Perhaps it wasn't Bored Panda that deleted it. Perhaps that posted it realised he was actually the same type of man that this entire article is about and deleted it himself out of embarrassment?
And as I'm going about the house getting things done, my husband hollers out from his easy chair, "Honey, could you do me a favor?"
"Men not knowing how things work be deciding that women are evil and must be punished" is such a good description of both of these phenomenon. If a woman should be convincted because of an abortion, then a man should be convicted every time he accidentally impregnates a woman who doesn't want to be pregnant. It takes two to tango.
Ive worked in automotive repair my whole life and found that women ask more questions and listen to the answers way more than men do. Its stupid how many men feel like admitting they dont know something means they are somehow less of a man. Sucks that women get the fallout of both idiots/misogynist and guys who are too insecure to let a woman help them
These are the sort of threats most of us would really like to be carried out; rather than women being threatened with rape because they stand up for something they believe in. Or being threatened because they turn down a mans unwanted advances...
I would still teach my daughter the importance of having more self worth than having sex with a baby dicked boy who drives a Honda...
as for me, both of me and the one in front me moved away to the same direction so we are still blocked, moved away again, both in the same direction again, and awkwardness ensues
A lot of females do. I mean, not because of a stereotype, but for things like the fact that a lot of people enjoy cooking or,,, basic survival. Men also cook. It's not just a female thing, thank you for coming to my ted talk/ramble and good night. Edit: I noticed a debate in the reply section, no I did not say females because of military service and no it is definitely not an incel thing. I said it because I'm an awkward teenager who doesn't know how to word things without getting anxious I just offended someone. So sorry about that.
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BEING a nice guy is good. DEFINING YOURSELF as a nice g, however... it's like the difference between being intelligent vs. calling yourself "high IQ".
Yes, if you have to SAY you're "smart" or "nice" or "trustworthy," you probably aren't. It wouldn't occur to most people to need to say it.
If you were really all those wonderful things, then people would already know it, you wouldn't have to tell them.
ok, so if I have to say "I'm intelligent", it should mean I'm not? Following that logic, if I said "You're intelligent", it should mean you're not? But then if I ask: "Are you intelligent?", should it mean the opposite "Are you dumb?". Gee, I'm confused here. I am probably the dumbest person I know now...((meaning...?)) :-D
Or constantly reiterating you’re “a very stable genius.”
Everyone knows geniuses are aloof creatures: Einstein, Dali, Hawkins, Hendrix... pretty crazy lives. In Vida Veritas! SALVADOR DALI: "Le sang est plus doux que le miel" (Blood is sweeter than honey): meaning LIFE is what matters most, he's not a vampire, you know?!
IQ tests only generalize children's aptitudes compared to other students in the same age group. They mostly validate 4 types of intelligence, while there may be about 80 genes involved. Not a reliable measure of someone's potential. Autistic people often fail those tests, but some are litterally geniuses with conceptual symbolism (where moderate IQ start to fail). I don't define me by my IQ, but with my logic (I was the first of 150 students in a logical test prior to high-school admittance) but I totally missed the knowledge test at the other school, I wasn't even in advanced class there (I had lost my 5th and 6th grade learning nothing at all at a bad catholic public elementary school). I don't want to be nice, I want to be true. People want fake nice lies...sometimes. TRUTH is sometimes uncomfortable too...:-)
Firework: thanks! Some austistic fail, especially the ones with greater difficulty communicating with the outside world. Other types, like Asperger, can be more intelligent than average.
Thanks for using autistic people as an example. idk why I'm happy about someone saying that I will fail an IQ test but I am.
Hey I’ve an iQ of 165 ...oooh I see
A few things I learned here, one that a lot of people miss the point, two that people really need to learn what irony, metaphor and sarcasm is and thirdly that people need to understand that many of these posts are made with the intention of reflecting the same stereotype that men use against women back onto men in an attempt to show them why this is bad. But of course that's just another one of the points that a lot of people missed.
I wish I could give this ALL OF THE UP-VOTES.... It blew my mind how many people just didn't GET what the posts were really getting at and they were taking them literally. Some I could understand why they were having trouble--possibly language barrier, and some were just trolls, or the very kinds of sexist jerks who the posts were talking about. But the rest? Holy heck, lack of education, or just dumb as rocks, I dunno, but it made me cringe at how much WHOOOSH! was going on...
Agree. Comments were really twisting some words like that wasn’t said at all. Que the office Pam meme: *paper saying girl turned down sex with a dude* *paper saying girl hates men and is the problem* Misogynists: These are the same picture.
DONT FORGET TO HAVE YOUR OWN CHILDREN - THEY WILL GET THEIR NEW CATEGORY??!!
It seems most of those comments were taking it literally. Like it applies to ALL men when that was never the intention. Pointing out toxic traits makes certain individuals defensive.
1. Females hear disparaging remarks and deal with sexism on a daily basis. If you haven’t experienced it, count yourself lucky and privileged, but to denounce its existence and polluting the conversation does not serve anybody. 2. “Not all men” - what does this accomplish? Finish one conversation and try to understand their point before interrupting. Most of the time, the person saying it recognizes that it’s a gerneralization. Which happens to be based on a near global and looong history of female subjugation. Do better and call out both sexes for unacceptable toxic behavior, but you make a fool of yourself thinking misogyny and misandry exist and harm in equal measure. 3. Females actually get punished, attacked, and killed in far greater numbers than males for rejecting, calling out inappropriate behavior in real life. Oh, I’m sorry that’s a generalization. It happens online too.4. We will get to a place where this is no longer necessary. Until then, let’s have a discussion. Be kind
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1.Males too. I know I do. 2."Not all women" same thing. Misoginy hurts as much as misandry, but women tend to use more psychological pressure, while men use more physical violence. Some men are also victim of other men, physically and/or psychologically, rarely taken into account. 3.True, but I'm a male and I get the same treatment, so? Should I go transexual? I'll have the same rights as a woman: I can call the cops and "pretend" a guy hurt me and they put him in jail immediately, without any further verification. It's the LAW here. I could also get the right to get off the bus between stops. But I still have my male organs, so I can't do that for now...:-) 4. Cool! I wish some day I can be myself, without people advising "gently" to "shut the ... up!" :-D Gender biases are a pain for a bi-gendered person like me...
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Please stop calling women females. It's an incel tactic.
You know what? Females covers women and girls.
Where do you get that from? I agree with Tiny.
BEING a nice guy is good. DEFINING YOURSELF as a nice g, however... it's like the difference between being intelligent vs. calling yourself "high IQ".
Yes, if you have to SAY you're "smart" or "nice" or "trustworthy," you probably aren't. It wouldn't occur to most people to need to say it.
If you were really all those wonderful things, then people would already know it, you wouldn't have to tell them.
ok, so if I have to say "I'm intelligent", it should mean I'm not? Following that logic, if I said "You're intelligent", it should mean you're not? But then if I ask: "Are you intelligent?", should it mean the opposite "Are you dumb?". Gee, I'm confused here. I am probably the dumbest person I know now...((meaning...?)) :-D
Or constantly reiterating you’re “a very stable genius.”
Everyone knows geniuses are aloof creatures: Einstein, Dali, Hawkins, Hendrix... pretty crazy lives. In Vida Veritas! SALVADOR DALI: "Le sang est plus doux que le miel" (Blood is sweeter than honey): meaning LIFE is what matters most, he's not a vampire, you know?!
IQ tests only generalize children's aptitudes compared to other students in the same age group. They mostly validate 4 types of intelligence, while there may be about 80 genes involved. Not a reliable measure of someone's potential. Autistic people often fail those tests, but some are litterally geniuses with conceptual symbolism (where moderate IQ start to fail). I don't define me by my IQ, but with my logic (I was the first of 150 students in a logical test prior to high-school admittance) but I totally missed the knowledge test at the other school, I wasn't even in advanced class there (I had lost my 5th and 6th grade learning nothing at all at a bad catholic public elementary school). I don't want to be nice, I want to be true. People want fake nice lies...sometimes. TRUTH is sometimes uncomfortable too...:-)
Firework: thanks! Some austistic fail, especially the ones with greater difficulty communicating with the outside world. Other types, like Asperger, can be more intelligent than average.
Thanks for using autistic people as an example. idk why I'm happy about someone saying that I will fail an IQ test but I am.
Hey I’ve an iQ of 165 ...oooh I see
A few things I learned here, one that a lot of people miss the point, two that people really need to learn what irony, metaphor and sarcasm is and thirdly that people need to understand that many of these posts are made with the intention of reflecting the same stereotype that men use against women back onto men in an attempt to show them why this is bad. But of course that's just another one of the points that a lot of people missed.
I wish I could give this ALL OF THE UP-VOTES.... It blew my mind how many people just didn't GET what the posts were really getting at and they were taking them literally. Some I could understand why they were having trouble--possibly language barrier, and some were just trolls, or the very kinds of sexist jerks who the posts were talking about. But the rest? Holy heck, lack of education, or just dumb as rocks, I dunno, but it made me cringe at how much WHOOOSH! was going on...
Agree. Comments were really twisting some words like that wasn’t said at all. Que the office Pam meme: *paper saying girl turned down sex with a dude* *paper saying girl hates men and is the problem* Misogynists: These are the same picture.
DONT FORGET TO HAVE YOUR OWN CHILDREN - THEY WILL GET THEIR NEW CATEGORY??!!
It seems most of those comments were taking it literally. Like it applies to ALL men when that was never the intention. Pointing out toxic traits makes certain individuals defensive.
1. Females hear disparaging remarks and deal with sexism on a daily basis. If you haven’t experienced it, count yourself lucky and privileged, but to denounce its existence and polluting the conversation does not serve anybody. 2. “Not all men” - what does this accomplish? Finish one conversation and try to understand their point before interrupting. Most of the time, the person saying it recognizes that it’s a gerneralization. Which happens to be based on a near global and looong history of female subjugation. Do better and call out both sexes for unacceptable toxic behavior, but you make a fool of yourself thinking misogyny and misandry exist and harm in equal measure. 3. Females actually get punished, attacked, and killed in far greater numbers than males for rejecting, calling out inappropriate behavior in real life. Oh, I’m sorry that’s a generalization. It happens online too.4. We will get to a place where this is no longer necessary. Until then, let’s have a discussion. Be kind
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1.Males too. I know I do. 2."Not all women" same thing. Misoginy hurts as much as misandry, but women tend to use more psychological pressure, while men use more physical violence. Some men are also victim of other men, physically and/or psychologically, rarely taken into account. 3.True, but I'm a male and I get the same treatment, so? Should I go transexual? I'll have the same rights as a woman: I can call the cops and "pretend" a guy hurt me and they put him in jail immediately, without any further verification. It's the LAW here. I could also get the right to get off the bus between stops. But I still have my male organs, so I can't do that for now...:-) 4. Cool! I wish some day I can be myself, without people advising "gently" to "shut the ... up!" :-D Gender biases are a pain for a bi-gendered person like me...
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Please stop calling women females. It's an incel tactic.
You know what? Females covers women and girls.
Where do you get that from? I agree with Tiny.