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Sometimes, people just don’t get along for a dozen possible reasons. But sometimes the main reason is that one person is a complete jerk and disrespects the other individual.
Case in point, some women got so fed up with some men who were acting like misogynists that they just had to turn to Twitter and write jokes about them for acting that way.
Scroll down for our collection of jokes on Twitter by women who poke fun at ‘toxic’ and misogynistic guys. Upvote your fave tweets and leave us a comment with your thoughts below. Be sure to let us know which jokes you enjoyed and why.
And if you’re still hungry for some more Bored Panda content, check out our previous articles about epic tweets by women, funny tweets by women, as well as tweets that will make feminists laugh.
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Vic 5 years ago
To be frank, I've done the pulling a ponytail part. But, I was like 6-7 years old. The girl started crying loudly and complained to the teacher, and I nearly peed my pants.
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Karen Klinck 5 years ago
Swallow air. It'll come out amazingly loud. (And don't ask how I learned this...)
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Cyllian Nash 5 years ago
The only reasonable response to that would be a swift kick in the balls.
Rage Racer 5 years ago
Wish you had done more! He needs to learn to keep his hands to himself!
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Ola Polowczyk 5 years ago
Once a guy told me he doesn't like ripped jeans. "Well, don't wear them then" I said.
K.B. 5 years ago
This is the best response for c**p like this. "I like long hair" then grow your hair out I'll give you advice "that's not what I meant" then shut up
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Marlene Ricker 5 years ago
What an excellent comeback! The kind I always think of 2 hours after the incident
Veee V 5 years ago
one guy told me that he doesn't like short hair, I told HIM to grow them :D
M DR 5 years ago
"I didn't like short hair on women." "Well that's exactly why I cut it"
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E Scott 5 years ago
Men try to be like”oh you don’t look very good in makeup you look better natural” but many women just like it and think of it as an art form and way to express themselves
Róza Wawruch 5 years ago
Plus, 'you look better natural' usually means they want you to get a minimalistic makeup with nude colors, not actually no-makeup.
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Hilary Minor 5 years ago
Brilliant comment! I doubt very much whether I would have been able to snap back such an A1 ripost. Well done, Amy Fowler :-)
Sylvia Faust 5 years ago
What are people thinking to give strangers instructions without being asked?
#3
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago
The he obviously wasn’t a real man. A real man would’ve kept his mouth shut and left you alone.
JOHANNA MUELLER 5 years ago
Man: I want a real woman Her: who? Man: a real woman Her: WHO? Man: A REA- what a minute Man: * yanks off trench coat* Man: Noooooooo * as owls flee*
According to Psychology Today, there are some traits that misogynists exhibit that can let you spot them from a mile away. For example, while at first, a guy can seem “flirtatious, exciting, fun, and charismatic,” as time goes by, he may start showing extreme swings in his personality. A bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
Misogynists also often make promises to women that they fail to keep and lack punctuality when they do manage to keep appointments. What’s more, Psychology Today explains that being outperformed by women professionally or socially will make misogynists feel “terrible.”
#4
Jeff Requier 5 years ago
I defended passed out girls from rapist larger jocks since I was 18. And I was satisfied with the girl remembering what I did for her the next time she saw me; also the last
earringnut 5 years ago
There is a huge difference between a nice guy and a good person. You sir sound like the latter.
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Rose Brien Harrington 5 years ago
Haha that reminds me of back in my youth, a horrible man was insisting I get up to dance with him and I really didn't want to, he got nasty and said "you must be a lesbian, are you?" and I said "No, I'm straight, I just don't like the look of YOU".
Stille20 5 years ago
Also often these guys see shy/lacking confidence as equaling nice. Yes, a girl is more likely yo go out with a guy who actually asks her out.
Tessa Thompson 5 years ago
Women, as a rule, can tell the difference between guys who are genuinely nice, or nice guys, and Nice Guys (read: the guys who proclaim, "I'm a nice guy!"). It doesn't take too long dealing with Nice Guys before we learn how to spot and avoid them, and appreciate the hell out of nice guys.
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Kaisu 5 years ago
I don't think smart is really a requirement for a politician nowadays, if you look at Donald Trump. You just need a lot of stupid followers
J.Labuschagné 5 years ago
This is why people compare Trump to Voldemort... Insane man charms and bullies a lot of other prejudiced rich people, who think people who are just a tiny bit different should be killed/enslaved/evicted from the 'elite' society, into blindly following him as he grows increasingly unstable and illogical. And then you remember that J.K. Rowling based Voldemort on Hitler and it all gets just a little more disgusting.
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Karen Klinck 5 years ago
You think Oprah hasn't had to deal with powerful men? She knew before she asked--and that let them both get the message out there to all the powerless women that you are the equal of a powerful man.
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Kelly Hartle 5 years ago
Some of the dumbest people I ever met were law school students--no common sense at all!
Dora Bedpan 5 years ago
The law is not the justice. Justice is often represented by a woman holding a tilted balance with a bandana on her eyes, so she can't see it's not fair. Human laws are often blind to Justice. Did you know, there was a law in a US state, passed long ago, probably still there if not revoked, that allowed men to... beat their wive, but not more than once a month! Yes, a real law! Lawyers often work because they love the money they get. Some will defend criminals and win. Look at the OJ Simpsons story.
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KaPOW 5 years ago
I'm hoping this was phrased wrongly by Heidi as I really hope Opera didnt phrase it like that, it's really patronising
Cathryn Cade 5 years ago
I agree it was a setup for Mrs Obama to tell it like it is
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Michaela Bell 5 years ago
Pretty Misogynist remark coming from Oprah, addressed to an Ivy League educated attorney. Not smart.
Matthew Rasanen 5 years ago
There are a lot of people who are well read and experienced, and they think that makes them more intelligent, such that they seem to not understand when something was pointed out that contradicted their viewpoint, and they continue talking the same erroneous points after they had been shown to be incorrect. Ego enhancement seems to be the goal and only purpose of them speaking.
#6
BusLady 5 years ago
In the 70's my sister wore a t-shirt that said: A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
KatPanda 5 years ago
That’s a Gloria Steinem quote; founder of Ms. magazine, long-time and most fabulous feminist.
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Kathy Baylis 5 years ago
Being able to open jars does not make you a real man. I lost count of how many jars I’ve had to open for men a long damn time ago.
KatPanda 5 years ago
Yep, I’m late 40s and single. I open jars and wine corks, and change all the lightbulbs. I have to say I kill mosquitoes and those awful stink bugs though, and my cat likes to play with spiders so most don’t make it to be ‘relocated.’ But I like how you said that!
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Kelly Hartle 5 years ago
When a friend of ours was upset because of her divorce, my husband told her all she needed to replace him was a dog, a vibrator and a handgun.
Karen Klinck 5 years ago
"A lawn mower and a vibrator--neither of which works!" (Lord, but that takes me back more than a few years!)
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Andreia Fouto 5 years ago
Guess what, I’m the one who opens jars in my house. I’m really and truly f****d.
Ginta Avota 5 years ago
I usually open jars for my boyfriend. Not that I'm stronger- I just know ths trick.
Hypocrisy is another trait of misogynists because they will allow their male friends and colleagues to do things that they’d criticize women for doing.
They also tend to put down women in public, steal their ideas “in professional contexts,” and even borrow money without the intention of giving it back. On dates, these ‘toxic’ guys always act the opposite of how women prefer to be treated; while in relationships they will tend to cheat on their female partners because they feel that they don’t ‘owe’ them monogamy.
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Hendra Lim 5 years ago
yup, it's just plainly rude. not about men or women
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Kathy Baylis 5 years ago (edited)
Pity the dog for having to live with such an a*****e for an owner.
deanna woods 5 years ago
The reason his dog got a smile is because it is civilized and doesn't call people names.
Helen Haley 5 years ago
This kind of thing is not really exceptional. It happens all the time.
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Lauren Caswell 5 years ago (edited)
I've noticed often people, especially females, talking about being told to "smile" etc....is that normal in some places? I'm from nz and I have major resting b***h face, as do many of us Lol, but it would be so weird for anyone here to tell a stranger to smile! At best, if someone looked super down or something and you happened to make eye contact, you'd give them a small encouraging smile maybe. But yeah I'd b pretty taken aback at anyone telling me to do anything like that
Aunt Messy 5 years ago
Yep. It's pretty common. It's a way that these losers try to control us. They think that if they order us to "smile" and we do it - it's a "win" for them. They've made us do what they want. Once when some loser did this to me on the street, I gave him a big grin while I told him to f**k off. ...///... The look on his face was hilarious.
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Tessa Thompson 5 years ago
I've had dogs bark and growl at me many, many, many times. Used to work as a vet tech, so I'm no stranger to pissed-off canines. Never, in all my time dealing with dogs, has any dog been angrypissy with me because I didn't smile; didn't say "Hello"; wasn't friendly enough; wouldn't answer their question(s); turned down their offer of a date; or any other 'you hurt my feelings' reason. Dogs were angrypissy with me because I was poking them with a needle; restraining them (totally humanely and no animals were harmed, thankyouverymuch): wanted to take them out of the cage/kennel they were in; had to do something uncomfortable to/with them; was trying to muzzle them; [insert one of numerous other procedures here]. Give me a pissyangry dog over a pissyangry man any day.
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The Girl on Fire 5 years ago
People should do this whenever they get an unwanted sexual comment.
KatJ 5 years ago
I'm glad I read the comments, I thought it was a sexist question about interior decorating
Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
"Nope, I've got laminate, no carpet" is what he hoped for I guess.
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Too bad his mother/girlfriend/wife/sister/daughter wasn’t within earshot at the time.
Karen Klinck 5 years ago
Oh, definitely his mother. Baby brother, being male, could do *anything* (boys will be boys) but *this* would have got his mouth washed out with soap! At 30, in front of his wife. (Who, like me, would have helped.)
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Dora Bedpan 5 years ago
Some people are just jerks, they don't know how to approach someone with respect. So they try a bad joke, thinking it should work, 'cause it works for the other guys. I found out about this in grade 5. A nice looking girl was being flirted by a guy who made a pun with her name and boobs. She was giggling as she was telling him to stop. So I thought, well she likes it. So I tried it on her, and she became real mad, not laughing at all. I realized my mistake: she giggled at the pun because she really liked the guy, she considered it a pleasant tease. But me, I was a stranger, uninteresting for her, and did not try to flirt with her at all. Just pushed the same bad joke. So from age 10 up to now, I've never tried to flirt with a pick up line. It doesn't work if you try someone else's tricks. Just make your own appropriate jokes. Friends accept a light teasing sometimes, but from stranger, it's annoying.
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Kathy Baylis 5 years ago (edited)
I had one instructor in college that was like this. I’d make a point, with backup, and he’d just pass over it and ask if anyone else had anything to say. Nearly every time, some guy would repeat what I had said a few minutes before—-often verbatim—-and suddenly the instructor’s treating him like he’s a f*****g genius making an original point! It got predictable to the point where I’d warn the people sitting around me to watch for it to happen. Quite often they’d call both the instructor and the repeater out and say that I had already said the same thing, and I loved them for it. He hated that. I do not miss his classes.
Karen Klinck 5 years ago
In WWII, Hedi Lamar ((Well known as a 'sex kitten--and ONLY that) invented radar and the rudiments of WiFi. She was not allowed in the war conferences; she was 'too distracting'. Had to send a man in her place to get her ideas across. Hasn't changed much, has it?
Kurtz Frausun 5 years ago
I see this CONSTANTLY in the web design world. It's like women are only seen as the ones to make things pretty, when in fact, they are the ones doing the entire back end coding and making the sight brilliantly functional.
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago (edited)
To make things pretty, do what they’re told, get the coffee, and both set up and clean up the meeting room. But never to come up with good, solid, viable ideas. Considering that more women are getting college degrees than men these days, and getting better grades to boot, you’d think we’d get more credit. It’s better than it used to be, but it’s still far from fair and balanced.
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Martata 5 years ago
At work a diabetic patient was passing out from extremely low sugar levels so we told her to eat the food we got her, she didn't want to listen and kept saying no, we explained she had to or she could get into a coma, she didn't want to know, an old man sitting on the waiting area told her to eat and listen to us and she ate straight away............. A female doctor, a female practice nurse specialised on diabetes, a female receptionist experienced in diabetes all explained she had to eat otherwise she could get into a coma and she only listen when a random old man got pissed off with her stubbornness and told her to eat it and listen to us.
Rosie Hamilton 5 years ago (edited)
Not sure that's a fair example - people in that state can be very confused. It might be that she didn't want to listen to the 'experts'. It may very well be that she only listens to men of course! But still unwell.
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Ryan Osbaldeston 5 years ago
Not a girl but that happens to me all the time, and sometimes it is a girl who repeats what I said and everyone loves it like it was her idea. This one is more of something that just happens to introverts and the extroverts get the credit.
LaDonna Hulcy 5 years ago
I've always called it "Random man syndrome" because it's true if ANY Random man says and it's now true.
Majbritt Nielsen 5 years ago
I like that thought. So now I wait for a random man to “ok” it, to back it up and take the credit. 🤣🤣🤣
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Laura Martin 5 years ago
Worked in manufacturing for 30 years. Men would call in asking to speak with someone "technical". I would say, "why don't you let me know what you need first?" Literally never had a question/problem I could not answer. Lift your chin off the floor buddy...
Not what you think. 5 years ago (edited)
I agree with this 100% percent. I am a man and I have experienced this from male and female coworkers.
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Pamela24 5 years ago
I'm so annoyed that periods are still fairly tabu even in the western society. Why? Almost half of the population in a fairly wide age group goes through them each month. It really shouldn't be such a big deal.
Kaisu 5 years ago
I know, I once got in trouble in school because I handed a girl a tampon in plain view. Would I have gotten in trouble if I had handed her a tissue or a bandaid or something? No
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Madzdad the bard 5 years ago
I don't understand why men have a problem with this. I have had to (more than once) take tampons or pads to my daughter in high school. Her friends think I am the best dad. I disagree, it is what any person should do.
Kurtz Frausun 5 years ago
Was sent on a tampon run once and also bought her favorite ice cream, a heating pad, and massage oil. Woman at the counter said "Tell me you have a brother who is single." :)
Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
My dad loudly asks where tampons/pads are, if I need any etc XD he's embarrassed a few young shop boys lol (not on purpose he just doesn't care)
KatPanda 5 years ago
There was a comedian in the US, not terribly well known but he had some good bits, and one I remember was that he was never embarrassed about buying women’s pads or tampons. His reasoning? He could hold them aloft in the store and loudly proclaim to every clerk and shopper: ‘I’ve got A WOMAN!!’
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DC 5 years ago
... this isn't a thing in europe. I bought these a hundred times before I even knew at some part of the world guys don't do so, for whatever reason ... after all, I can't see how a man can be ashamed of carrying something that will go into a vagina...
Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago
Agree that it's not a thing in Europe, at least not in Scandinavia 🤨
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Kornelia Joanna 5 years ago
I'm so proud of my dad. He never had issues with period. I can always ask him to buy tampons if I'm in need.
Jacob Allen 5 years ago
That's great, every dad should follow his example :)
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Gemma Lees 5 years ago
If I can carry about nappies, wet wipes and loo roll, how are tampons or pads any different? Anyone who thinks they're some kind of shameful secret needs to grow the f**k up.
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Kathy Baylis 5 years ago
The only thing that concerned my husband about buying my tampons was coming home with the kind I needed. He would confirm the brand and type several times just to make sure before actually buying them. Otherwise, it didn’t bother him in the least. I think it was Jeff Foxworthy who had a whole comedy routine about this. It didn’t bother him to buy them either. I think one of his punchlines was, while standing in the checkout line at the store with a box of tampons in his hands, and seeing what other men were buying, something along the lines of “What’ve you got, buddy, Playboy? I’ve got a woman!”
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Vic 5 years ago
With the current happenings, couldn't agree more! We really need to raise our boys better!
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Nia Loves Art 5 years ago
And men like to be able to as well. How about we crack down on harassment and sexual violence rather than restricting people’s movement on the basis of gender?
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Phil Boswell 5 years ago
Men should learn to control themselves…heaven knows they have enough practice trying to control women, they ought to have at least a modicum of expertise by now >_<
AvengingDragon 5 years ago
Men have been s****y in the past, I agree. But a lot of men are not rapists or total dickheads. Having said that though, women have been on the receiving end of oppression for centuries - I mean, find one ancient culture that is like, "oh yeah, women are just as good as men" and I will lose my mind. However, such oppression should not be compensated for by merely flipping roles. We should both be tolerant of one another regardless of gender, sexuality, or religion. It really doesn't matter in the long run, so just let people express themselves.
Susan Mercurio 5 years ago (edited)
Sadly, those who study violence against women say that 10% of men are rapists, and, of them, 10% are violent rapists. But women don't fight back because they're afraid that the rapist might be violent, so the violent rapist makes it possible for the other rapists to continue. And women don't fight back against a lot of c**p that we have to put up with because...rape. So the violent rapist is keeping rapists going, and rape keeps the whole thing going. That's why they call our society a "rape culture".
Load More Replies... kurisutofu 5 years ago
Or more like in proper English, we switch every day and so your turn is every other day.
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Katinka Min 5 years ago
The poster might be Indian. There was once a big there to create curfews for women to stop them from bein brutally slaughtered. The violence against women in India is truly gruesome. This post might just be a reaction to this.
Load More Replies... Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
No it's not. Would we accept it if a man said that about us? We want balance and we won't get that treating men as anything other than the way we wish to be treated, within reason. I'm not saying be a doormat I'm just saying respect is a two way street
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Lesbians have the highest percentage of domestic abuse. You're still going to get smacked, even with no men around.
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Stille20 5 years ago
I had a partner that was super conscious of asking all the time. It was really sweet and empowering and but it did make me laugh sometimes as I was often the one who initiated... I'm like yea, I'm pretty sure I'm okay with me jumping you. Miss him.
JeffC 5 years ago (edited)
I didn't go far lol...sounds like something I would do hahaha! It's not just about being super conscious but also about being respectful, possibly reserved too;)
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kurisutofu 5 years ago
I read this as "it's scary to go out with women these days, you never know when to rape them! Wait, why don't you want a nice guy like me?!"
Fannie Rivet 5 years ago
The first time my boyfriend and I got intimate, he asked permission for everything, even when we were already both naked. Sexiest thing I have ever been told.
BusLady 5 years ago
I think a lot of men take their cues from movies and other media. A better idea is for fathers to teach their sons how to treat women .
Karen Klinck 5 years ago
May I add, the way a human being should be treated. ? As it is, too many of them learn the bad way to treat women from their fathers already.
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Gemma Lees 5 years ago
My kid is 7, we are already teaching him about body autonomy and consent. He also has Autism and struggles with a lot of these concepts, but he's getting there. By the time he's older, he will know exactly how to treat a partner.
Rosie Hamilton 5 years ago
So do the men - that's why porn is not where anyone should learn about sex.
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Amanda Cole 5 years ago
It's just that guys want to be the only ones allowed to judge on appearance. 100-200 years ago, all a man needed was a good job and he could get a wife. Now that women have jobs, we have more say in what kind of man we want to marry and the men with positive human qualities are being chosen over guys who just have jobs. Men need to catch up.
Parmeisan 5 years ago
I don't think this one is fair. Women judge men based on their bodies too, especially on a dating app. Not all women do that, but same with men judging women. It's not really a gendered thing. And not always the opposite gender. And it's not even always the obvious "I want someone thin and good-looking" - sometimes people get dismissed if they're too fit, because of tacit assumptions about what's important to them. A lot of these apps are built in a way that fundamentally encourages summary judgement based on 1-3 photos and a few sentences. Online dating is a mess.
Karen Klinck 5 years ago
All a dating app really IS is a body-judging contest.
Load More Replies... BusLady 5 years ago
In the old days, they had dating want-ads in newspapers. Almost all of the "Men seeking Women" requested that she must be "fit, weight appropriate, 10 to 20 years younger than himself, and attractive." All the "Women seeking Men" requested " gainfully employed, disease and drug free, not married, no alcoholics," (Hope this gives someone a laugh)
Karen Klinck 5 years ago
I remember the '6 ft Lithuanian dwarf seeks same' ad. Somebody grabbed him fast.
Load More Replies... Jacob Allen 5 years ago
I know I'm gonna get downvoted for this :( (I don't want to offend anyone) but I don't think that the term 'men need to catch up' is very fair because it generalises the gender (I know that both genders are generalised, chill) I just see that kind of thing a lot (like 'men just need to accept equality') and wanted to point it out cause some of us DO. I overall agree with this post though
Jacob Allen 4 years ago
In retrospect I'm sounding pretty "not all men" sorry for cluttering the comments my views have changed since then.
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Hendra Lim 5 years ago
i'm just asking what the post means, and got downvoted that much (-_-) some people is really sensitives huh?
Rosie Hamilton 5 years ago
Asking questions sometimes does get downvotes, no idea why. It is meant to be from the point of view of women caring how tall the man is with men disliking this 'fact' despite judging women on how they look. That is the point being made by the post... not my own views. My husband isn't very tall and that never mattered to me.
Load More Replies... Avital Pilpel 5 years ago
I think most men who claim "women judge men by height" are really just using their somewhat-below-average height as an excuse for the real reason they're alone, to wit, them being jerks. BTW the most sexually active man I personally know is about 5' 4" or so amd ca. 120 pounds...
Keith Wollenberg 5 years ago
No, we both get judged. Fair or not, that's how it's going to be. The part that rankles is the women who think it's unfair when men do it, but perfectly reasonable when women do it.
Jennifer Corry 5 years ago
Guys can be judged for their bodies too. We live in an image-obsessed time.
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Kaisu 5 years ago
I've taken that advice and it seems to be working well for me and my girlfriend
ETHAN MILES (Student) 5 years ago
Im a man and i'm fine among both genders, if u know what i mean.
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Master Markus 5 years ago
Oof, that's way too harsh. Good men still exist despite societal expectations of toxic masculinity and what not.
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 5 years ago
Saphic means lesbian if anyone is wondering.
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Marlene Ricker 5 years ago
I'm afraid I'm not ready to become a lesbian. Was her grandmother a lesbian?
Living_Shadow 5 years ago
Nah, it's not the reason. Because if it is the reason, that means being gay is a choice for you. You chose to do it because you couldn't find a man worth putting faith in. You didn't like men because of ideas you have about the masculine gender. That's not true, is it? You're just no attracted to them. Meaning that this is not a reason. There is no reason other than the lack of attraction. So you shouldn't say things like this
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Master Markus 5 years ago
I'm with the Italian girl. I can't stand the cheap, greasy c**p. I'm totally willing to spend more money on some quality wood-burning oven pizza.
Amanda Cole 5 years ago
The sex is like pizza idea is a guy thing. When sex is bad for women, it's just bad. Men need to take some responsibility for this, but women do too. We are allowed to orgasm. We are entitled to orgasms.
Panda Kicki 5 years ago
This is really horrible considering pinapples, banana , oranges , french fries, hamburgers and other weird and disgusting stuff may be found on Swedish pizzas...like HOW bad sex is he talking about...
Bill 5 years ago
Pineapple and ham (Hawaiian) pizza was invented in Canada. Don't blame Sweden for that one
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Lukyan Terdal 5 years ago
As if the obvious paradox weren't bad enough, has this man never heard of anchovies?
Felicia Dale 5 years ago
A man's definition of "bad sex" is likely to be quite different than a woman's.
Giovanni 5 years ago
It's hard to find really bad pizza, mediocre pizza is way more common, however bad pizza is awful.
Karen Klinck 5 years ago
bad pizza places don't last; nobody goes back for seconds. He should keep it in mind.
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earringnut 5 years ago
5. Equal pay for equal work, experience, production, etc.
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Giovanni 5 years ago
The more i get old the more i realize that women are not actually a mystery, they appear to be contradictory because people looks at them like a collective instead of as individuals. You don't know how to act appropriately in presence of a woman? that's because every woman has her standards so maybe try to understand her as a person.
Daria B 5 years ago
Thank you! I have been trying to tell this every time, but those who choose not to understand, they just won't. I wish more people understood what you did and I wish it becomes a standard. Same goes for men and "foreigners" and any other generalised group of people.
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kurisutofu 5 years ago
I understand my wife so I guess I'm fine. I would not pretend to understand all women, they're all different. Like men, I'm fact ...
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J.Labuschagné 5 years ago (edited)
In regards to this specific problem however, why do men always warn their most beloved female relatives/friends against most other men? Is it because most men know how men talk and think about women and it's fine as long as it is just a random hot girl, but it's not okay when it's someone that man believes "belongs" to them? What does that say about male culture?
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WhatEvenIsLife 5 years ago
This. Every man I've ever known has warned me about other men and advised me to take precautions, learn how to defend myself, never be alone with a strange man, never trust a man who's being nice to you, etc. etc. etc. And then men get offended that you're "suspicious" of men and lecture you not to live your life in fear and that it's sexist to distrust men. I actually had someone tell me that being cautious around men was the same as being a racist. Y'all cannot have it both ways. It's f*cking exhausting. And a lot of y'all "nice guys" have some toxic-a$$ behaviors you're not willing to own up to, so if you think you're not the problem... son, you just might be. I've had more than one conversation with male friends I considered genuinely well-intentioned guys who still had really problematic behaviors, because they didn't realize they were problematic. Because this sh*t is SO baked into our culture. When we say men are trash, what we're really saying is the patriarchy is trash.
Panda Kicki 5 years ago
I luckily never heard any of that from any male relative. I dont have any friends who had heard it either. We are probably the lucky few as I often read about such things happening :(
Karen Klinck 5 years ago
Could be your age, too. I 'became a woman' when the result of rape was marriage to the offender if your male relatives caught up with him, because you were now 'his' . It's not THAT long ago, either!
Load More Replies... Amanda Cole 5 years ago
If the men in your life are telling you that guys are trash, it means they are trash and think all the rest of the guys are like them.
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Kathleen Barlow 5 years ago
The other post that just got deleted said that the doctor was 'obviously a man'. I'd say that's sexist towards women. Perhaps it wasn't Bored Panda that deleted it. Perhaps that posted it realised he was actually the same type of man that this entire article is about and deleted it himself out of embarrassment?
Emma B 5 years ago
Where I'm from, there are more female OB/GYNs in the profession
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Karin Downs 5 years ago
The biggest complaint I have about when I was in labor is that my husband drove at the ACTUAL SPEED LIMIT while I was busy learning a whole new level of pain while bringing a new human into the world. Pshh. Men.
Majbritt Nielsen 5 years ago
My friend had to drive her self to the hospital when she went into labour, the husband turned of his cellphone, closed the door so that he could not hear the landline. So when gave birth, no one took the phone. They are divorced now. He is still an a*****e. .
Ross Keim 5 years ago (edited)
What a good reason to exclude your partner from the birth of the child they helped create, I assume your parents are now happily divorced
Id row 5 years ago
If I felt that way about my husband or bf I'd just part ways. Why stay with someone you despise that much?
Kaisu 5 years ago
He will carry her legacy of being a petty queen, that's what he means
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Kelly Hartle 5 years ago
And as I'm going about the house getting things done, my husband hollers out from his easy chair, "Honey, could you do me a favor?"
Valerie Lessard 5 years ago
I hated this with a passion when I was a kid and still do. See the woman is struggling and instead of going to help her yourself, you force your kids to do it, so she doesn't complain
Id row 5 years ago
Boys should learn to help out. Too many kids are being raised to be spoiled house cats.
Deena Buccigrossi 5 years ago
I always say: there's no "man's work" and "woman's work." There's just WORK!
Karen Klinck 5 years ago
Except that I wouldn't trust my brother to cook if I expected to eat!
Load More Replies... Gemma Lees 5 years ago
My MIL delightedly told us about my FIL proudly announcing to her that "I've cleaned the bathroom for you!" and her responding "thanks but where will you wash and go to the toilet now?" He sank into his recliner as we all laughed!
TigerDRena 5 years ago
Still happening in my family and it triggers me very badly. My mom does most of the stuff, when I still lived there my bro and I used to help her, but my dad never did, all he could ever do was "go help your mother" - like, why don't you join us and help her too? I'm glad my partner is not like that. I could never live with someone that doesn't do their part and expects only the woman to do the housework.
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Flare 5 years ago
Of course he isn't if he's not smart enough to even get to know the woman first!
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Olivia Masterson 5 years ago
I was working undercover back in the early 70's and had to change my appearance every day or so. Hair color different every week or so, back then, it was short shorts (not as short as today) and men would cat call me all the time. I'd tell them to f**k off and go on my way. Now, at 71, the tables are turned, and when I see a man walk by outside, I tell him, "nice a*s you got there." They turn red and scurry away.
Gemma Lees 5 years ago
Cheers mate, if you could just sort all of these receipts by date, fill in my stock book and cross reference with my sales sheets.....
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Kaisu 5 years ago
"Men not knowing how things work be deciding that women are evil and must be punished" is such a good description of both of these phenomenon. If a woman should be convincted because of an abortion, then a man should be convicted every time he accidentally impregnates a woman who doesn't want to be pregnant. It takes two to tango.
Bunzilla 5 years ago
I mean... if somebody went and spread a bunch of unwanted seed on garden beds and the seeds sprout... who would you blame? The garden beds? NO. You'd blame the person carelessly spreading their seeds!
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Dora Bedpan 5 years ago (edited)
Just like Jesus said: "Burn those witches!"... Wait.... Where did he say that?!
Ande Abdrop 5 years ago
I think in the Old Testament, the Levitic probably
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Soupcat 5 years ago
Could be better said that "Religion poisons everything" most children brought up in religious households have some messed up ideas about a woman's place.
Lauren Swift 5 years ago (edited)
My feeling about this is that Religion is Man made, Faith is a relationship, aside from organised Religion and denominations. Sexist 'Christians' haven't read what Jesus said and did properly. There are hard things that Paul says in the Gospel towards Women's place in Church and society, but I believe these never came from God. My Church works to raise strong relationships with God, not the 'Church' and I raise my Daughter to be equal as she is in the eyes of God. Religion does not poison everything, people do in the way they create it and pick and choose.
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Id row 5 years ago
Are we ever going to get to a time when men have no say over women's bodies? I highly doubt it. Women should be allowed to determine what men get vasectomies or even castration under the right circumstance. You abuse a woman? She should be the one to determine if you part ways with your balls. I bet men wouldn't like that one bit.
Bonny Saxon 5 years ago
Any woman 'convicted because of an abortion' must also include a conviction for the man in question, as he is an accomplice of the 'crime'.
Mama Panda 5 years ago
It happens to me all the time. Really frustrating when you are in a conversation and your replies go *poof*
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lucy dale 5 years ago
In the Salem witch trials women were just as much to blame. Men were hanged too. Society just failed as a whole there, as well as the puritan way.
Musashi 5 years ago
True, a man was pressed to death, a few were hanged and a few died in prison awaiting trial. Also, many women were witch detectives, going around seeking people who fit their description. Women were a part of the origin, accusing others and going into fake trances. *However*, the majority of the blame must rest on the white men of the clergy and political office who had the power to arrest, convict and kill about 45 innocent people: 19 hung, one pressed, 15 dying in jail. Also, it was the men who conflated the hysteria even after saner minds wanted to restrain the madness.
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giovanna 5 years ago
Please tell me there is no such thing as doritos for men. How insecure must a guy feel about his masculinity to her himself Doritoa for men?
Catlady6000 5 years ago
Don't know about Doritos for men, but the company really was going to market Doritos for Women, with a quieter crunch. It was actually thought up by a female CEO. It did not make it to the stores.
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EM 5 years ago
It is like a more rational Tumblr that still allows nudity.
Load More Replies... Magpie 5 years ago
I have been using "mens' " deodorant - it is half the price of womens'. ( I'm a woman). 2 years in I have not asked random men in the street to smile. They do not have to look happy for some random person.
Jocelyn Kibbe 5 years ago
Okay okay. So all women’s deodorant I’ve seen is white or some are like a liquid gel. But only in dudes deodorant is there the solid gel formula that I personally like best. I wonder why really. I smell like fruity old spice and it’s great
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Sasha Haley 5 years ago
A guy in my class had doritos and was giving them out to all the guys... I asked and he said, 'oh, they're too spicy for you girls'
Jocelyn Kibbe 5 years ago
Wow. I never heard of this one before. It’s people like this I want to hear a whole speech of how they reached this whole nonsense
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Pamela24 5 years ago (edited)
Oh yes, the classic "beautiful but doesn't know it". Such a terrifying idea that a woman might be happy about her own appearance.
Patrick Farley 5 years ago
and guys who fetishise this legit get pissed when a woman acknowledges that she knows she's beautiful. it's both hilarious and terrifying
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Liz Collins 5 years ago
Her breasts were so breasty. The bobbled breastily and were just the breastiest things about her.
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago (edited)
You forgot to add the tiny hips and waist, perfectly flat stomach, but large round a*s and big boobs that go along with the common make fantasy woman. Basically, something that never occurs in nature. If they’re that obsessed with appearance, then why does it never matter that the guy looks like the troll who lives under a bridge?
Id row 5 years ago
"And she had never farted or had a bowel movement. She was the perfect woman."
Jocelyn Kibbe 5 years ago
Yeah I prefer my women filled with a lifetime of s**t that has never been shitted
Load More Replies... Willa june Bonaparte 5 years ago
*cri I hate that some men think looks make us who we are. I "look like a boy" because I HAVE SHORT HAIR AND WEAR HOODIES. HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME "LOOK LIKE A BOY"
Lorraine R 5 years ago
I used to subscribe to a science fiction magazine with pretty good short stories. It amused me how often the only description the men writers would give of a female character was her apparent age and the size and shape of her breasts.
Karen Klinck 5 years ago
The cover painting were even better. The men were in full-bore, rational spacesuits, the women in ripped clothing and a fishbowl helmet (usually looking terrified.)
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Terrakian Dragon 5 years ago (edited)
None of which would be possible, of course, on an anorexic, 101 lb, 5' 7" body, unless they were surgically enhanced. LOL
Load More Replies... Amanda Cole 5 years ago
I grew up thinking that if I was beautiful I wasn't supposed to know it. I realize now that was just an attempt to keep my self-esteem low so that I wouldn't value myself enough to know what I deserve.
Jocelyn Kibbe 5 years ago
I’ve thought about this before in general. Like I get being humble but it’s pretty wack that it’s more socially acceptable to say I look like the ugliest person ever than to say I like I look good.
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Mohammad Abbas 5 years ago
As a man, I have to say that flawless women seem way too boring and pathetic.
Terrakian Dragon 5 years ago
If you think the above exaggerated description is of an idealized woman, you haven't seen a real female. What the lady in the tweet described was someone who was a candidate for a grave, not anyone who was HEALTHY. :-D
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M O'Connell 5 years ago
Wow, that character has really weird proportions. I mean, how does someone grow to be 5'7" and yet still have a toddler's feet and head? How about this one: 5'7", 140 lbs. Her feet were size 8. Her hat size was within the adjustability of a one-size-fits-all cap. She only threw up when she was especially nervous. Her periods lasted between 3 and 7 days. Her top was a drapey-sheer fabric over a contrasting-color cable-knit sweater. There, that's a far more interesting character.
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Soupcat 5 years ago
Ive worked in automotive repair my whole life and found that women ask more questions and listen to the answers way more than men do. Its stupid how many men feel like admitting they dont know something means they are somehow less of a man. Sucks that women get the fallout of both idiots/misogynist and guys who are too insecure to let a woman help them
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago (edited)
Imagine a lifetime of riding in cars with men who have unshakable confidence that they know where they’re going, get incredibly and hopelessly lost, keep driving and get even more lost, yet adamantly refuse to stop and ask directions, thereby making the trip twice as long as it should be. My mother’s life with my father (they got married in 1941).
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athornedrose 5 years ago
as i've explained multiple times, 60% of my job is convincing men I know how to do my job.
K. 5 years ago
People, I believe she is talking about a predominant archetype. Literate members of that group make the rules and shaped the world to benefit them. For some reason, it is unfathomable that racial, ableness, health access, sexual, and gender issues can exist because they don’t see them as problems or constantly subjected to them.
Kelly Hartle 5 years ago
I used to be the staff attorney for the Bureau of Motor Vehicles, and my father used to try to argue with me about stupid stuff, like when he claimed that when he has a yield sign, it means oncoming traffic has to yield to HIM, and not believing me when I set him straight.
Suzanne Clark 5 years ago
According to Red Green, the three hardest words for men to say: "I don't know".
Gemma Lees 5 years ago
I have two degrees, I've been self-employed since I graduated in 2008. I'm a good businesswoman. Men try to go over my head (literally, I'm a foot shorter), and deal with my husband. The look of derision when he simply tells them "she's the boss" is a real picture.
Chuck Isner 5 years ago
I managed a tire dept. for Wards in the 70s. When one of my salesmen gave me notice that he was leaving, I deliberately asked the HR officer to send me some women to interview. She did, and I hired one. She was awesome. Yes, men were dubious about buying from her, but when she displayed the fact that she understood tires and was able to answer all of their questions, she almost always made the sale.
April Marie Quinn 5 years ago
Oh not just men on this one, I have a healthcare degree and one in computers, and had studied history before both them before switching.... but people with no background in one of those subjects will argue with me, especially the medical one, you can imagine. Yes, I went to medical school but I'm sure your aunt's best friend's cousin's chipmunk gave you better advice.....
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Susan 5 years ago
Skin crawling creepy, misogynist incel. Run away fast should you encounter one.
Vex Boxx 5 years ago
There are a lot of them in all of these comments, to be honest.
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fainasKeturatis 5 years ago (edited)
Billie Eilish - bad guy sounded better but this resembles the sarcasm behind the lyrics
BusLady 5 years ago
How funny. If a random man makes a pass at you, and you are not interested, he often does say things like the fat remark. Maybe that's why some women think they're overweight when they are not.
Karen Klinck 5 years ago
Besides the fact that it's drummed into us from the time we're two that men only want the no-brained, 54-15-36 look, uneducated and ready to bear kids, feed him, clean house and have instant sex? Overweight? No man will ever look at you! You must be a size zero? How can you exist without a man? (Quite nicely, thank you.)
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Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
It be like, we love each other, destined, but can't be together bc vampire/spacecat/teenage death battle/secretly a mouse. Then in final book, girl finds out she too is part vampire/spacecat/deathfighter/mouse. Fin.
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Bettina Jansen 5 years ago
Lol, the books were more subtle about it and spent more time on injustice and oppression :-)
JiminKimLip7 5 years ago (edited)
I actually completed reading the book just yesterday, I absolutely agree with this :)
Ann Abdelzaher 5 years ago
except I think the only time Katniss was scared was for her sister.
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BusLady 5 years ago
I used to sell flowers in the nightclubs. There was always some gal in the ladies room drunk and crying over a guy. And her friend assuring her that he is not worth it, you're too good for him anyway.
Ande Abdrop 5 years ago
I saw a movie about a young teenage girl who falls in love with her guitar teacher (an older guy) because he was nice to her. But he had a girlfriend so she cried for a week!
Load More Replies... Dora Bedpan 5 years ago
I totally relate to this older guy. It's true I won't COMMIT. COMMIT to who to what... oh... to YOU. Like, you tell me what to do and I obey... all the time, or I have to argue about it and make my point stand clear, with potential resent from YOU. OK. Not what I'm looking for. That's why I don't care about the looks, 'cause they don't care about me. They only care that I OBEY them with my COMMITMENT. Sad, really... for them. I always prefer to be free than a slave, even a happy comfortable slave. You can't put me in a cage, it frustrates you... I am not your songbird, allthough I can sing... I need my freedom and you are merely looking at my body/money/clothes... Sad, really... for them. I think I'll write a love song about it just now...
Laine Light 5 years ago
If I see a girl in her early 20's cry over an ugly old guy, I want to tell her to snap out of it. She's really, really going to miss hot young guys in their 20's when she's his age.
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giovanna 5 years ago
A guy once told me, trying to sound progressive, "I agree that women should be allowed to work". Well thanks for your opinion dear, I was dying to hear it.
Nomadus Aureus 5 years ago
"If you get married to me, I'll still allow you to study." White, atheist, born and bred European who I wasn't even dating so hell if I know how marriage even came up.
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D. Pitbull 5 years ago
Had a conversation once with a stupid little boy (well, he thought he was an adult) who tried to "convince" me that women are less valuable as employees because they have babies and just siphon off the company from Maternity Leave. This was his 'golden reason' that he learned from an online Men's Magazine. Yes. He was incredibly puzzled and desperately disappointed when I just... would NOT agree with him... Hope he got a reality check since then...
JOHANNA MUELLER 5 years ago
Woman: “all I said is that I’m not interested in you, why r u mad”
Karen Orton 5 years ago
I absolutely hate when I hear men say "I can't, I'm babysitting tonight". Who's babies? Oh yours! That pisses me off. Thankful I never heard my dh utter such c**p.
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Sarah Kate Lamming 5 years ago
These are the sort of threats most of us would really like to be carried out; rather than women being threatened with rape because they stand up for something they believe in. Or being threatened because they turn down a mans unwanted advances...
Mohammad Abbas 5 years ago
It took every muscle in my body to not collapse on the ground and laugh uncontrollably.
Sarah Kate Lamming 5 years ago
You are part of the problem! We shouldn't need to explain we don't want to have to deal with unwanted sexual advances, or touching without consent. We shouldn't have to fear saying we don't want you in our personal space, to fear being told that we deserve sexual violence for not doing or saying what a man wants to hear. You laugh because you don't understand it; you think I'm over reacting or not seeing the funny side.... there is no funny side. You gaslight us by saying that you are only joking, that we are crazy... but you never stop to see it from our perspective. You probably can't... but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop trying.
Load More Replies... Karen Orton 5 years ago
My roommate had a boss who called her 'wheels' because she had well proportioned legs. You could hear him clear across the office hollering like a stabbed pig, "Wheels! Get in here!".
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K. 5 years ago
It made me really sad and worried to see so many people missing the point. Also, no commercial is needed to accomplish what Full Name suggested. That’s everyday, multiple times a day. That’s the message that every female learned. We also don’t need separate razors geared for the different genders from the same brand, maybe for function/purpose/skin type.
Load More Replies... Renee Gauthier 5 years ago
The, but "not all guys" are getting thick. If you're not a jerk like this, then we're not talking to you. The fact that you're answering like we are tells me that you must be a jerk then. "Nice" guys are just so emotional.
Amanda Cole 5 years ago
OMG, that was the best commercial ever just because of the reaction it got from lame guys.
T.M.P Janssen 5 years ago
It was funny to watch so many people going mad after this. Strange, I didnt feel adressed at all because I dont give a f**k about stereotypical male behaviour.
Cathryn Cade 5 years ago
Oh, God yes. Whereas my DH and my two grown sons said, 'Huh? why are these trogs bent out of shape about that ad?' Yep, I can pick 'em, and I can raise 'em.
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Giovanni 5 years ago
Emotionally abusive women are as common as men, we shouldn't dismiss the victims based on gender
Kaisu 5 years ago
Exactly, we should never dismiss abuse victims. It's only when a guy has multiple crazy exes that it's time for him to look in the mirror
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Pseudo Puppy 5 years ago
or maybe there are just crazy exes out there...? Not all "crazy" exes are due to the other partner being an a**e.
Lex 3 years ago
My stepmom is the crazy ex, and Dad treated her AND my stepsister like they were his whole world. He really cared about them, and loved them. They are treating him like trash.
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Dippin Dot 5 years ago
Literally just blocked the number of someone today who told me that I'm bipolar because he played with my emotions (and my bank account) and I called him out on his selfishness. And now I'm going to be labeled as the crazy one because I decided being in a toxic relationship was bad for my mental health.
Dora Bedpan 5 years ago
You can complain to the cops if he stole from your account. Manipulative people are very good at lying, the trick is never lose your calm. Stay put, cross your arms in front of your chest. Stay stoic and don't manifest your emotions (I know it's hard, that's the trick they're good at, manipulating your emotions). COMPLAIN to authorities for any illegal activities. Good luck!
Load More Replies... Laine Light 5 years ago
Avoid guys like that. You'll often find that somehow by weird coincidence, ALL their exes are "crazy". (translation: it's him not them)
Dora Bedpan 5 years ago
Some guys are lyers, they use that sentence exactly as the code describes. Not true every time, it depends on the real life context.
Cathy Mathews 5 years ago
A boyfriend can only "ruin your mental health" if you let him. Stand up for yourself and LEAVE. You don't need him. You are enough.
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Phil Boswell 5 years ago
"Looks like you missed a true germ"…fixed it for you, you're welcome ;-)
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HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 5 years ago
Any last words....................f**k off mate you absolute idiot.
John C 5 years ago
OK, as a guy, I'm sorry for this. Jesus H. Christ what's wrong with my gender.
Jjjane20 5 years ago
I have similar experience, he tried a few times to contact me, then he accepted my rejection, then he contacted me again and wanted explanation, I told him that is my personal thing and asked him to let it go, he accepted, then contacted me again if I was sure about my decision.. I was. then "accidentally" contacted me again and then I blocked him.. I tried to be kind to him but it didn't work 🤷♀️
Jocelyn Kibbe 5 years ago
This is quality comment here. But I have no witty response so that’s all-
Load More Replies... Pseudo Puppy 5 years ago
This is called "insecurity" and seen it men and women. "I'm calling to let you know that I'm not going to call you anymore", is another doozy I've witnessed being done by men and women.
Marty BlackEagle-Carl 5 years ago
ahahahaha go girl... he'll write her back in a month i bet.... some men are a glutton for punishment
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Hendra Lim 5 years ago
or to be judged by other people if they see your swollen face after the sex....
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Felicia Dale 5 years ago
Hm. Well... it could be that your kinks don't align as much as you thought they did...
Vialniash Piktaz 5 years ago
look were is physical pain and emotional I'm and most of the men don't believe in emotional pain.
Bettina Jansen 5 years ago
So he's an a*s who isn't into kink, what's so surprising about it ?
Zero-Light 5 years ago
#pornconfused. Unless there's a signed BDSM rules agreement, nobody should be slapping anyone in the face. As for the cheating, that's unacceptable too.
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Emerald Joanna 5 years ago
I would still teach my daughter the importance of having more self worth than having sex with a baby dicked boy who drives a Honda...
Daria Z 5 years ago
I seriously don't get what's wrong with driving Honda Civic and how it can define a person's worth o.0
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BG 5 years ago
Yes, but it's generally taught that the experience is VERY different for girls. It's even said that it changes their basic physiology, changing the body in ways which cannot ever be reversed.
Load More Replies... BusLady 5 years ago
When I lost my virginity at age 15, my mom found out and informed me that no decent boy would ever want me now. Like I was "ruined."
Karen Klinck 5 years ago
Lot of that going around. At least she didn't tell you you were destined to become a whore, now. (Happened to one of my friends, just before her father kicked her out. Just *lovely* parents, weren't they?)
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Harleen 5 years ago (edited)
Just because you don't have the same set of morals as someone DOES NOT mean that their views are archaic or that they need to grow up. NO, this is NOT saying that you're immoral - simply that yours are different! And don't raise your girls to look down on someone who places a value on virginity either. If you're ok with your daughters freely having sex, that's ok. If a girl believes her virginity is special, that's ok too. Stop shaming people for their views.
Tina Hugh 5 years ago
Wait, what, be tolerant of different (not hateful, not destructive) values? Cool. Let’s all try that.
Load More Replies... Thedarksideofme 5 years ago
I don't think it's right to judge people based on the car they drive.
April Marie Quinn 5 years ago (edited)
Maybe instead teach her the concept of not having it always be about sex, that it's okay to not have sex too.... and to say no, and you don't have to have sex for them to like you, etc etc etc
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Hendra Lim 5 years ago
as for me, both of me and the one in front me moved away to the same direction so we are still blocked, moved away again, both in the same direction again, and awkwardness ensues
Ruth Beaty 5 years ago
That's when you say "We have to stop dancing like this" or "We have to stop meeting like this". Always works for me.
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Daria B 5 years ago
You must live in a harsh environment. Here where I work and live, people say "thank you" every time, and everyone holds the door for each other most of the time, and so many times it's a habit and an automatic action.
Load More Replies... Kathy Baylis 5 years ago (edited)
She shouldn’t just stand there, she should just continued walking, plowing right through him, and continuing on her way, without even acknowledging he was there. The older I get, the more I do this, and it is empowering.
Leigh Hogan 5 years ago
I just generally ping around like pinball when I try that. Honestly, I doubt the average American male of our species can see anything below five feet. So if I had more mass, they'd never stand a chance when I'm dead set on walking forward instead of around. [Judging by what gets left on the floor around here, I'm certain nothing below a foot registers to the one I married.]
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Lemon Garnished Potato 5 years ago
I've started just walking with purpose and no intent of moving, and it's kinda funny to look back and see them looking at me odd like "Huh she didn't move aside what is happen" and let me tell you it improves my mood right away.
MADELEINE KIMBALL 5 years ago
well... I would say that moving out of someone's way as they walk towards you, especially in a crowded place, is just common courtesy regardless of gender.
Karen Klinck 5 years ago
So if this boy has earbugs in, his head somewhere else and his eyes on his feet it's up to me to worry what he bumps into.
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Ruby 5 years ago
Before social media I had a guy try to talk me up in a bar for some time when he realized his 'hard work' wasn't going anywhere he screamed: you're just a dumb blond with big t*ts! And stormed off. For some reason it still makes me smile.
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago
I remember that s**t. I hated it when I was with friends and having a great time, and some random guy would just come up to our table, sometimes even sit down without being invited, and start flirting with us. I’d be the one to tell him to get lost, while my friends would silently put up with it. Guess having four older brothers (who loved me, looked out for me, and were honest when they warned me about the stupid tricks men use and how to counter them) helped me become vocal about my inability to suffer fools.
Load More Replies... Sarah Kate Lamming 5 years ago
This is so true.... unfortunately women get this type of unsolicited attention so often.
Susan 5 years ago
OMG, OMG, OMG! Girls! There are real men, good men out there! Find them. Don't even speak to these pyscopathic man babies.
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago
Yeah, problem is you have to waste so much time wading through the ocean of psychopathic man babies to get to the few real men, good men out there. Worth it when you find one, but a real pain in the a*s to have to do.
Load More Replies... WhatEvenIsLife 5 years ago
Cannot even count how many times I've seen this exact convo play out.
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Lemon Garnished Potato 5 years ago (edited)
A lot of females do. I mean, not because of a stereotype, but for things like the fact that a lot of people enjoy cooking or,,, basic survival. Men also cook. It's not just a female thing, thank you for coming to my ted talk/ramble and good night. Edit: I noticed a debate in the reply section, no I did not say females because of military service and no it is definitely not an incel thing. I said it because I'm an awkward teenager who doesn't know how to word things without getting anxious I just offended someone. So sorry about that.
Evil Little Thing 5 years ago
You mean WOMEN? Human females are called WOMEN.
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Hendra Lim 5 years ago
well, the ages has changed. we can't just keep using the old things and hopes it worked out
Robert Bailey 5 years ago
I recently hunted for some Advil; after gathering headaches at work.
Leigh Hogan 5 years ago
*snicker* Exactly. Sure, I might not cook well, but I do like surviving comfortably into the next day. I don't get the gender thing here. Everyone should be able to cook SOMETHING; eating is necessary for survival!
Load More Replies... Karen Klinck 5 years ago
These days, repairing a sock means throwing the pair out and getting another. I only learned by chance... We just aren't *taught* such useful things any more. (And I'm 66; only girls could take Home Ec and only boys could take Shop.)
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Ande Abdrop 5 years ago
"Do man still hunt and gather?" / Do woman still cook and clean? LOLOLOL!!!
Salmacys 5 years ago
Do women still pick berries in the field? Yes they do, immigrant's jobs mostly mexicans. Do men still hunt? No they kill cattle in factories now, and they grow their pot in greenhouses... welcome to Canada! LOL
Load More Replies... Davidswifey 5 years ago
My husband’s brother was actually complaining to their older sister that I *gasp* don’t cook every single night, and she asked him what was done when I didn’t cook he said “either he (meaning my husband) cooked or everyone did their own thing. She didn’t get why he was complaining and asked why he was and his reply pissed her off! He said that He does not get why my husband accepts this behavior from me because it’s not only bad wife material but I am abusing our boys (and showing them wrong qualities to look for). Wonder why he is over 40 and can’t get a date. Hasn’t had one the 15 years I’ve been here. I only know due to him being confused about it.
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Nia Loves Art 5 years ago
Cheaters aren’t victims, they are grown adults who are in control of their own actions.
Rosemarie Johnson 5 years ago
No. Men can own their actions. Makeup their own minds. And stop using society for excuses.
Paige Garberding 5 years ago
So much for big human brains, er, big human MALE brains, that can't upgrade their thought processes.
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Aunt Messy 5 years ago
How about "Don't message strangers and be surprised when they tell you to bugger off"?
Load More Replies... Colin Leetham 5 years ago
Funny thing how trash talking someone doesn't make you repsect their opinion more...
Susan 5 years ago
Girls, don't give boys like this a second of your time or energy. Politely excuse yourself, and leave at the FIRST sign of rudeness, then ghost them. If they bother you again, calmly say if they continue you will be involving the police , and follow through. Not kidding. This kind of creep can be dangerous. Take care of yourself.
Electric Ed 5 years ago
A conundrum: clearly he must get rejected a lot, yet he doesn't learn how to take it?
Renee Gauthier 5 years ago
Maybe that's the secret. The "nice" guys just love rejection so they think if they reject the girl, then she will like them.
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Dark Pearl 4 years ago
This dude is a horrible person. Brooke is not a nobody. She is a strong, independent young woman who is SOOO OFFEENSIIVE to men because she has an opinion and a soul that are her own.
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Dora Bedpan 5 years ago
A guy wanted to send me a pic of his d**k (I'm a male): berk, I said, no thank you. Don't you feel lonely, women, even guys receive unwanted d**k pics!
Sarah Kate Lamming 5 years ago
It did happen.... but it shouldn't have! please believe us when we say that unless we ask to see it, we don't want to. If in doubt ask the question! Gain consent!
Avital Pilpel 5 years ago
Never in my life sent such a picture or even heard of anyone who has. What's wrong with some people.
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pusheen buttercup 5 years ago
Honestly bra sizes don't make much sense anyway, it's all different from store to store, sometimes even within the same store
Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
Lol respond with that "artist formerly known as prince" symbol ^-^ (still missed no matter how he spells it tho)
phantom buni 5 years ago
Me: it’s pi. Him: Wut Me: as in pie you in the face for such a question
Hendra Lim 5 years ago
some men prefer it big, some prefer it small, but i never seen someone ask that question to a woman/girl
Kaisu 5 years ago
Are you a woman/girl? When I was on Tinder I got asked this all the time. Obviously guys won't ask that face to face, they can see how big your boobs are
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juice 5 years ago
maybe i'm wrong but some people get hurt more easily, and it can and will scar them... (although heartbreak at 15 can't have been very serious so i see where she's coming from)
Hendra Lim 5 years ago
uh.... isn't this supposed to be in the toxic masculinity category? since maybe he's just a really really sensitive man
K. 5 years ago
Maybe, they are using it as an excuse to avoid commitment.
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K. 5 years ago
She is still dating men because she chooses to look for love, to try to sort through all the rubble to find something worthy of her time. She is grown up in the sense that she recognizes, things happen and we can’t control it. People will hurt us, people will heal us, the same person can do both, and relationships end because the world and the people in it have changing and different needs from one another. A relationship that finished its course should not poison another.
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S. 5 years ago
if guys like natural look, then they should stick to a light bb cream and perhaps some mascara
pusheen buttercup 5 years ago
Being for women's rights means being for every kind of woman, whether they're "girly" or not :) I respect whatever you decide to put or not put on your own face XD regardless of what you put on your face that will not change my opinion on whether you deserve rights
pusheen buttercup 5 years ago
We have the right to wear or not wear what we want on our own faces. :)
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John McVie 5 years ago
Ouch! I do defend men I've never met, like certain scientists or politicians. And to be honest: often with more verbal force than when I stand up for my wife (e.g. to my parents...) Time to change that, I think...
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Full Name 5 years ago
This actually irritates me, and I'm a dude. I'd lose my s**t if people constantly touched me. At the bar this is the worst. I feel for you on this one, ladies.
Magpie 5 years ago
I lost my s**t when I was in a train - ok it was very crowded- but no excuse for this !$$% $%^ *& , prick to be grabbing my privates. This s**t happens like at least every week.
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Stormapotamus 5 years ago
I recently pushed some dude into a mosh pit at a show because he was trying to get by and grabbed me by the waist with both hands and physically moved me out of his way. Why do people think its okay to touch random strangers!?
Rage Racer 5 years ago
Sometimes yea! All people should keep their hands to themselves. I've also had women tell jokes soo funny they just "had to" touch me. Hands to self!!!
Linda Something 5 years ago
I always grab peoples shoulders and excuse myself, men or women doesn't matter, when I need to pass and someone's in the way. It's a much safer place to touch people and so far no one has commented me on it, so I hope it's OK.
Foxxy 5 years ago
Say excuse me and if they can’t hear, tap them on the shoulder to get their attention and then say excuse me.
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Rosie Hamilton 5 years ago
Even worse when someone marries said idiot. Male or female - being an idiot has nothing to do with gender and I'm trapped with two horrible siblings in law (one is nice).
Signe Manat Hansen 5 years ago
Bill, the whole world can see your small penis.
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Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
Abercrombie and fitchs lesser known menswear catalogue: grabber, crimey and snitch
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Dynein 5 years ago
Tbh honest toxic masculinity is a thing and it includes not opening up about your problems because that would show you're weak.
Kaisu 5 years ago
That's the sad part, toxic Masculinity keeping men from seeking help when they need it, and that's why men's suicide rates are so high.
Load More Replies... Pseudo Puppy 5 years ago
Maybe she should see a therapist to find out why all the men she chooses in her life are *not* going to therapy when they need support? Perhaps she could start hanging around a different type of man? ie a man who IS in therapy when he needs support (just as women can also be in therapy when also needing support)
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Rage Racer 5 years ago
As a car guy I often comment anyone that has a sick car. If I comment you about your looks its because I want to know where you got it because my wife would probably love to have whatever it is I complimented you on.
phantom buni 5 years ago
The picture tho is legit my resting expression. I’ve been told I look like a jackrabbit that never blinks or sleeps.
Raynell Crews-Gamez 5 years ago
No. It's because when women compliment one another it's usually genuine. When men compliment it's usually because they want sex.
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Magpie 5 years ago
Yes. Even wearing a blatant lesso hair cut, necklace and shirt blokes tried to chat me up. Even holding my wife's hand, they would try to chat both of us up!
Kaisu 5 years ago
You have no idea how many times a guy has asked my girlfriend and me for a threesome...
Load More Replies... phantom buni 5 years ago
Or maybe a jacket that says No means No on the back and on the front “Still NO”
Bored Moogle 5 years ago
There isn't because many men see women as men's property rather than her own person so the only way they will leave you alone is if another man has "claimed" you.
Priscilla Ferrari 5 years ago
I have a wrist band for autistic people that says "happy to talk" over a green background on one side and "please leave me alone" over red on the other. It was cheap but priceless at the same time.
Rage Racer 5 years ago
Rings have never stopped males or females from doing things they weren't suppose to soooo.
Hendra Lim 5 years ago
maybe someone should invent it, like a bracelet (which is more visible). but, make it more subtle like "i don't want random men to flirt me"
Dora Bedpan 5 years ago
Does it exists for men too? I mean, so other men don't talk to me? Or a genderless version: no one can talk to me? Or a Mensa version: if you're not 150 of IQ, don't talk to me? That would be cool! LOL
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J.Labuschagné 5 years ago
People go to therapy for many reasons: childhood trauma, depression, work mandatory check-ups, damn maybe even just someone to talk about your stresses and frustrations with... Saying crazy crazy if you don't know the context is really insensitive.
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LostPoem 5 years ago
She means she gave and her ex received only. Why respond in worst way possible while you don't bother understand the post?
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Rage Racer 5 years ago
My wife wanted a specific vanity mirror style that she's been on the hunt for. She never found it so I ended up surprising her by making it for her and threw in a few one-way glass sections to hide leds that would illuminate through the mirrors surface. Not all men are this way. These types of story's will never be told because it doesn't align with the agenda.
Mademoiselle Mirage 5 years ago
I'll be honest, what you did for your wife was incredibly cute and sweet but please don't play the "not all men" card just after We already do know that not ALL men are toxic, if you feel targeted, it's your problem Have a nice day :)
Load More Replies... Lauren Caswell 5 years ago (edited)
Nothing wrong with therapy. Body/physical issues? See a physical medical practitioner. Mind/thinking pattern issues? See a psychiatrist. Caring for only your body and not your mind is only 50% of caring for your health
Load More Replies... S. 5 years ago
Men and women are, indeed, different, but the human civilisation is very vast, diverse, and has been changing at a steady, continuous speed, you know? It wouldn't be right if we limited everybody to a certain amount of tasks; the world wouldn't be as amazing as it is now if everyone stuck to the same roles for eternity.
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Magpie 5 years ago
They spent that time to work out that actually they want to push that powerful woman around. And she ain't having it.
Leigh Hogan 5 years ago
*shrug* idk either... Maybe someone will tell us.
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Crazy Cookie 2 years ago
Did anyone ever answer you? If they didn’t, ghosted is when they ignore you through all forms of communication. (Usually digital though) They stop texting you, answering your calls and otherwise acknowledging your existence. Hope that helps but I figure ya probably just googled it by now. Guess that’s what I get for trying to be helpful on a 2 year old post that I found scrolling forever because I had nothing better to do. Have a nice day!
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Lynda Momalo 5 years ago
No, ghosting is leaving a relationship (even if it's just a budding relationship of one date) without explanation or any contact.
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Phoenix Shadowhunter 5 years ago
I haven't done anything in the comment... can I have the money?
Dark Pearl 4 years ago
Imma dress however I damn diddly well please, thank you very f*****g much, J MORONo
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Magpie 5 years ago
Vaginas are "made" to pass babies through. Have you measured the head of a newborn lately?
BusLady 5 years ago
Why would you want to have your vagina stretched anyway? Unless you're actually having a baby, then it might come in handy.
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Pamela24 5 years ago
That's not even true - transmen exist. (The tweet is, of course, a generalization as almost everything on this list.)
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Demi Zwaan 5 years ago
Meh, I don't like it either. It's like a participation trofee, it's fake. Get me a good, new female superhero instead! I don't want hand-me-downs.
Leigh Hogan 5 years ago
HEY! Yes, a bright shiny NEW story. That might be a quite nice way to spend a couple of hours.
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Leigh Hogan 5 years ago
...Kinda cute. Like the pun. Pretty sure everyone spits and hisses about change.
Firework 5 years ago
I don't like supergirl or batgirl because they are a female version of a male superhero and they use girl to replace man even though it should be woman but I like captain marvel because they removed the male version completely, and the female version was more popular and got a film.
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Lynda Momalo 5 years ago
Why must it be on his terms? Do you think men deserve raw sex, commitment, hot meals, etc. while withholding any emotional commitment?
Load More Replies... Lynda Momalo 5 years ago
That's because babies are helpless and depend on adults literally to survive -- and they need it 24/7 -- so usually new mothers expect grown men to be able to deal with not being the center of attention for a while.
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Magpie 5 years ago
Pockets !!!!! I bought a pair of men's shorts last week. ( it is summer here). FIVE pockets. All of them useful sizes.
Annabell H. 5 years ago
WHERE ARE THOSE ON WOMENS PANTSSSSSSSSS???!!!!!!!!!! DO WANT.
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Demi Zwaan 5 years ago
His words say men aren't bad in all species, but he reacts to a story that would suggest they are. Which is it?
Parmeisan 5 years ago
It's the wonder of the word "s**t". If you're s**t, you're bad. If you ain't s**t, you're also bad. As a native English speaker, I apologize.
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Hotdogking 5 years ago
Judging by literally everything you've posted in this thread, that doesn't surprise me at all
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J.Labuschagné 5 years ago
It is in a way, but what OP is most likely referring to is situations such as when a women is alone somewhere and a man she doesn't know comes up to her and immediately the woman is scared and on defence like a soldier in enemy territory, because she has no idea what the man's intentions are and she knows that things can go bad quickly.
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John McVie 5 years ago
This is what I really hate about some women: I acknowledge her existence, aaaaand I'm Satan's worse-looking evil twin brother...
Pandana 5 years ago
I know. I am sorry for that. I hope you find a girl who does not think you are the devils spawn.
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Carol Emory 5 years ago
Lol..I love this reply. And this is why I like the Don't Take No BS, Gonna Tell It Like It Is Sisters!!
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Demi Zwaan 5 years ago
Why? Because Beyoncé is a perfect person? Lovely personality, compatible with the man, kind, funny, no flaws? Or because she's pretty? Cheating is always wrong, doesn't matter who they're cheating on.
Lukyan Terdal 5 years ago
The fact that you believe Beyonce to be entirely devoid of negative personality traits says something about your species as a whole. The final sentence was entirely correct, however.
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Firework 5 years ago
1. your 2. poetry's 3. bad 4. and 5. you 6. blame 7. the 8. news
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Jill Pulcifer 5 years ago
whenever my husband twitches and makes contented sighs I assume he's dreaming he's in the middle of a lengthy uninterrupted monologue, explaining something to me that I all ready know and didn't ask about, or chasing a rabbit, its impossible to tell.
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Twitch Mitchell 5 years ago
I absolutely date based on political ideology
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S. 5 years ago
A meal, someone to talk to who'd listen, and some interesting conversation . . . Eric Adam Hovis wants a friend.
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Parmeisan 5 years ago
No, but a good friend of mine was once friends with a guy named Matt who she had to cut out of her life because he wouldn't stop being weird and creepy about the fact that she didn't want to be anything but friends. He kept becoming possessive and getting upset if she didn't text him for a few hours. Turned out afterwards that he'd told his parents for YEARS that they were a couple.
Carol Emory 5 years ago
No Doubt? It's like that meme I saw the other day. "Stalking is taking a long romantic walk with the one you love, but only one of you is aware of it."
Load More Replies... Jill Pulcifer 5 years ago
Good luck with that, Im certain I'll never see a penny from the class action Derrek with a K suit.
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Annabell H. 5 years ago
I don’t know? As a girl, I don’t understand what it’s about? It might just be pressure from social media
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Dark Pearl 4 years ago
Stop downvoting Demi. Building on what they said: What's wrong with dating someone you genuinely like no matter whether they're rich or poor?
Lynda Momalo 5 years ago
When you marry/partner with someone, you both usually agree to share everything you have. If you're thinking "yours" and "mine" as completely separate things, you're not in a relationship.
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Carol Emory 5 years ago
It's like the dudes that think they're sexy and badass wearing their pants halfway down their butts. I always laugh when I see them running from the cops on LivePD. They're either tripping over the pants that slid from their butt down to their ankles faster than a stripper on a greased pole, or they're slowed down because they have to hold their pants up with one hand while they run. Pull your pants up! No one cares what brand of underwear you have. We're just grateful you're wearing some.
Parmeisan 5 years ago
Urban dictionary doesn't know what "fila" or "filas" means in this context. Anyone able to help out?
Eliza Adams 5 years ago
Must be embarrassing having typos in the comments where you take the p**s out of someone’s writing...
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Chiara1125 5 years ago
lol what's with you guys, Michal and Dora, it's not all about sex and money
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Demi Zwaan 5 years ago
Yeah, because that's a men thing. No woman ever snores. It's also something they do on purpose... And they might not know they do, so yes, they will be surprised. Some of these comments are just too stupid to be funny.
Kate Johnson 5 years ago
Put some earplugs in, set your phone's alarm to vibrate and put it under your pillow, and go to sleep. Why don't YOU change your situation instead of blaming him.
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Lynda Momalo 5 years ago
Got to disagree on this one. Dude, that sucks is fine. "Calm, down, it's not that important, who cares?" is gasoline on the fire.
Tia Hansen 5 years ago
No that’s like throwing dynamite on a fire, there is gonna be a much bigger explosion.
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phantom buni 5 years ago
Sure Jan (Full Name), describe me, am I a dumb woman? If so, please downvote, because if that’s the only way you’ll feel better, I have had a good day defeating my enemies.
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Dark Pearl 4 years ago
Has 'feminism' really gotten that bad that women have to keep up a facade of misandry on social media?
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HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 5 years ago (edited)
Nope, mine starts with J and i have been married for 10 years to a beautiful woman who i love more everyday and i treat her like she is my world, which she is, only my dogs come close.
Maya Baggins 5 years ago
Ehm... wrong. Mine's name starts with J and you can bet he is the most romantic, sensible and caring guy ever
Annabell H. 5 years ago
But my boyfriend Justin is the sweetest funniest guy around 💞💖💓💘💝❣️❣️💕💝💘❣️💓❤️💝💓❣️💝💗💞💖💓💝❣️💓
Dark Pearl 4 years ago
Tia is ridiculous, and so is Liz. Life-ruiners haven't got specific NAMES, they've got specific PERSONALITIES. Why did I click on the Misandry Article for a bit of lunchtime reading?
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Miranda Taylor-Hook 2 years ago
!goldigger! what about actual speaking to him, stop trying to make money of him
Dark Pearl 4 years ago
I think it's an app where you can send people money.
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Oh. So you're a gold digger, who'd rather have money instead of a kind, loving relationship with actual conversations? Good to know, Ryn (if that's even your f*****g name)
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Annabell H. 5 years ago
Not all of them deserve to suffer... and I just realized I basically used the “not all men” so kill me now please
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Dark Pearl 4 years ago
Why would we take advice from someone whose pfp is one of the f*****g Twilight babies? And also, YES, ITS WHATS ON THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS, AND DATING SOMEONE WITH GOOD PERSONALITY DOESN'T TURN YOU INTO A CRUSTY OLD LIBRARY BOOK!
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Avital Pilpel 5 years ago
BEING a nice guy is good. DEFINING YOURSELF as a nice g, however... it's like the difference between being intelligent vs. calling yourself "high IQ".
Renee Gauthier 5 years ago
Yes, if you have to SAY you're "smart" or "nice" or "trustworthy," you probably aren't. It wouldn't occur to most people to need to say it.
Load More Replies... J.Labuschagné 5 years ago
A few things I learned here, one that a lot of people miss the point, two that people really need to learn what irony, metaphor and sarcasm is and thirdly that people need to understand that many of these posts are made with the intention of reflecting the same stereotype that men use against women back onto men in an attempt to show them why this is bad. But of course that's just another one of the points that a lot of people missed.
Terrakian Dragon 5 years ago (edited)
I wish I could give this ALL OF THE UP-VOTES.... It blew my mind how many people just didn't GET what the posts were really getting at and they were taking them literally. Some I could understand why they were having trouble--possibly language barrier, and some were just trolls, or the very kinds of sexist jerks who the posts were talking about. But the rest? Holy heck, lack of education, or just dumb as rocks, I dunno, but it made me cringe at how much WHOOOSH! was going on...
Load More Replies... K. 5 years ago (edited)
1. Females hear disparaging remarks and deal with sexism on a daily basis. If you haven’t experienced it, count yourself lucky and privileged, but to denounce its existence and polluting the conversation does not serve anybody. 2. “Not all men” - what does this accomplish? Finish one conversation and try to understand their point before interrupting. Most of the time, the person saying it recognizes that it’s a gerneralization. Which happens to be based on a near global and looong history of female subjugation. Do better and call out both sexes for unacceptable toxic behavior, but you make a fool of yourself thinking misogyny and misandry exist and harm in equal measure. 3. Females actually get punished, attacked, and killed in far greater numbers than males for rejecting, calling out inappropriate behavior in real life. Oh, I’m sorry that’s a generalization. It happens online too.4. We will get to a place where this is no longer necessary. Until then, let’s have a discussion. Be kind
Daria Z 5 years ago
With time, I've learned not to discriminate between men or women. What really matters is whether a PERSON is nice. Judging people by their gender and upholding these ugly stereotypes is plain sexist. And I'm kinda tired of sexism :/
KatHat 5 years ago
FIFTY THOUSAND WOMEN are killed every year by intimate partners. FIFTY THOUSAND. Yes, women use violence too, but not at this rate, and there's plenty of evidence to indicate that often, their violence is in self-defence. So it's not "sexism", it's fact. Maybe when men can be less violent and less entitled we can stop focusing on this. Links supporting my statements below. https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2018/11/30/671872574/u-n-report-50-000-women-a-year-are-killed-by-intimate-partners-family-members https://vawnet.org/sc/scope-problem-intimate-partner-homicide-statistics
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Biljana Malesevic 5 years ago
Some of these are funny and true, but some are really just generalisations. I have no idea where these girls met those horrible men, but I rarely ever do. I am feminists, but I am not into hate or demeaning whole other gender. That would make us the same as every single misogynist. Yes, there are men who think that they are "nice guys" at the same time as calling all women golddiggers who just want rich men, but honestly, there are other men too. I am into jokes about men that describe some stupid men, but not like "all men are c**p".
Bunzilla 5 years ago
Feminism means treating men and women as equals. Anyone who says different is wrong. Too many man-hating women using 'feminism' as an excuse for their venom. And it hurts the rest of us.
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Demi Zwaan 5 years ago
"60 Jokes From Women That ‘Nice Guys’ Won’t Find Funny". They were not wrong.
Dora Bedpan 5 years ago
It got cut at 40 now. The nice guys weren't being nice enough replicating the jokes back at angry feminists... :-)
Load More Replies... Helen Haley 5 years ago
Lot of butt hurt men in the comments section. This is what women experience. Just acknowledge it.
Victoria Pitt 5 years ago
whats sad is these are funny because they are so common. I wish I "didn't get the joke" to be honest.
Foxxy 5 years ago
There seems to be a lot of posts about women vs men. There are bad things about both genders so why focus on the one and not both or none at all.
Dora Bedpan 5 years ago
I think the discussion got really biased when Heavy jokes started to circulate and some people missed the third degree. I know I produced some rotten apples, but they had a truth in them. Here's a third degree Poop joke (DON'T read further, you've been warned!!!): 2 flies on a turd. One farts. the other "C'mon, we're eating here!". So it's really about GOOD Manners. But some might get offended because the context is disgusting. Still funny 'cause it's true!
Load More Replies... Harleen 5 years ago
As a strong woman, I don't need to tear men apart. We ALL need to be better. I'm disappointed in what we're becoming. Yes, there NEEDS to be a dialogue, but not the way we're doing it. I see some of these things and there are days that I'm embarrassed to be a woman BECAUSE of other women. THAT is wrong. Treating them the exact same way they've treated us in the past is not the answer. Making them afraid, ashamed, etc simply because they're a man isn't an answer. CERTAIN men should be but not ALL men. What's worse is that WOMEN are tearing women apart and making them feel less than when we disagree. We do need change but this entire hate spewing era needs to stop. Nothing will get solved this way.
Avital Pilpel 5 years ago
BEING a nice guy is good. DEFINING YOURSELF as a nice g, however... it's like the difference between being intelligent vs. calling yourself "high IQ".
Renee Gauthier 5 years ago
Yes, if you have to SAY you're "smart" or "nice" or "trustworthy," you probably aren't. It wouldn't occur to most people to need to say it.
Load More Replies... J.Labuschagné 5 years ago
A few things I learned here, one that a lot of people miss the point, two that people really need to learn what irony, metaphor and sarcasm is and thirdly that people need to understand that many of these posts are made with the intention of reflecting the same stereotype that men use against women back onto men in an attempt to show them why this is bad. But of course that's just another one of the points that a lot of people missed.
Terrakian Dragon 5 years ago (edited)
I wish I could give this ALL OF THE UP-VOTES.... It blew my mind how many people just didn't GET what the posts were really getting at and they were taking them literally. Some I could understand why they were having trouble--possibly language barrier, and some were just trolls, or the very kinds of sexist jerks who the posts were talking about. But the rest? Holy heck, lack of education, or just dumb as rocks, I dunno, but it made me cringe at how much WHOOOSH! was going on...
Load More Replies... K. 5 years ago (edited)
1. Females hear disparaging remarks and deal with sexism on a daily basis. If you haven’t experienced it, count yourself lucky and privileged, but to denounce its existence and polluting the conversation does not serve anybody. 2. “Not all men” - what does this accomplish? Finish one conversation and try to understand their point before interrupting. Most of the time, the person saying it recognizes that it’s a gerneralization. Which happens to be based on a near global and looong history of female subjugation. Do better and call out both sexes for unacceptable toxic behavior, but you make a fool of yourself thinking misogyny and misandry exist and harm in equal measure. 3. Females actually get punished, attacked, and killed in far greater numbers than males for rejecting, calling out inappropriate behavior in real life. Oh, I’m sorry that’s a generalization. It happens online too.4. We will get to a place where this is no longer necessary. Until then, let’s have a discussion. Be kind
Daria Z 5 years ago
With time, I've learned not to discriminate between men or women. What really matters is whether a PERSON is nice. Judging people by their gender and upholding these ugly stereotypes is plain sexist. And I'm kinda tired of sexism :/
KatHat 5 years ago
FIFTY THOUSAND WOMEN are killed every year by intimate partners. FIFTY THOUSAND. Yes, women use violence too, but not at this rate, and there's plenty of evidence to indicate that often, their violence is in self-defence. So it's not "sexism", it's fact. Maybe when men can be less violent and less entitled we can stop focusing on this. Links supporting my statements below. https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2018/11/30/671872574/u-n-report-50-000-women-a-year-are-killed-by-intimate-partners-family-members https://vawnet.org/sc/scope-problem-intimate-partner-homicide-statistics
Load More Replies... Biljana Malesevic 5 years ago
Some of these are funny and true, but some are really just generalisations. I have no idea where these girls met those horrible men, but I rarely ever do. I am feminists, but I am not into hate or demeaning whole other gender. That would make us the same as every single misogynist. Yes, there are men who think that they are "nice guys" at the same time as calling all women golddiggers who just want rich men, but honestly, there are other men too. I am into jokes about men that describe some stupid men, but not like "all men are c**p".
Bunzilla 5 years ago
Feminism means treating men and women as equals. Anyone who says different is wrong. Too many man-hating women using 'feminism' as an excuse for their venom. And it hurts the rest of us.
Load More Replies... Demi Zwaan 5 years ago
"60 Jokes From Women That ‘Nice Guys’ Won’t Find Funny". They were not wrong.
Dora Bedpan 5 years ago
It got cut at 40 now. The nice guys weren't being nice enough replicating the jokes back at angry feminists... :-)
Load More Replies... Helen Haley 5 years ago
Lot of butt hurt men in the comments section. This is what women experience. Just acknowledge it.
Victoria Pitt 5 years ago
whats sad is these are funny because they are so common. I wish I "didn't get the joke" to be honest.
Foxxy 5 years ago
There seems to be a lot of posts about women vs men. There are bad things about both genders so why focus on the one and not both or none at all.
Dora Bedpan 5 years ago
I think the discussion got really biased when Heavy jokes started to circulate and some people missed the third degree. I know I produced some rotten apples, but they had a truth in them. Here's a third degree Poop joke (DON'T read further, you've been warned!!!): 2 flies on a turd. One farts. the other "C'mon, we're eating here!". So it's really about GOOD Manners. But some might get offended because the context is disgusting. Still funny 'cause it's true!
Load More Replies... Harleen 5 years ago
As a strong woman, I don't need to tear men apart. We ALL need to be better. I'm disappointed in what we're becoming. Yes, there NEEDS to be a dialogue, but not the way we're doing it. I see some of these things and there are days that I'm embarrassed to be a woman BECAUSE of other women. THAT is wrong. Treating them the exact same way they've treated us in the past is not the answer. Making them afraid, ashamed, etc simply because they're a man isn't an answer. CERTAIN men should be but not ALL men. What's worse is that WOMEN are tearing women apart and making them feel less than when we disagree. We do need change but this entire hate spewing era needs to stop. Nothing will get solved this way.
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