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Sometimes, people just don’t get along for a dozen possible reasons. But sometimes the main reason is that one person is a complete jerk and disrespects the other individual.

Case in point, some women got so fed up with some men who were acting like misogynists that they just had to turn to Twitter and write jokes about them for acting that way.

Scroll down for our collection of jokes on Twitter by women who poke fun at ‘toxic’ and misogynistic guys. Upvote your fave tweets and leave us a comment with your thoughts below. Be sure to let us know which jokes you enjoyed and why.

And if you’re still hungry for some more Bored Panda content, check out our previous articles about epic tweets by women, funny tweets by women, as well as tweets that will make feminists laugh.

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    Ola Polowczyk
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once a guy told me he doesn't like ripped jeans. "Well, don't wear them then" I said.

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    Night Owl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three owls in raincoat? Can we friends, please?

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    According to Psychology Today, there are some traits that misogynists exhibit that can let you spot them from a mile away. For example, while at first, a guy can seem “flirtatious, exciting, fun, and charismatic,” as time goes by, he may start showing extreme swings in his personality. A bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

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    Misogynists also often make promises to women that they fail to keep and lack punctuality when they do manage to keep appointments. What’s more, Psychology Today explains that being outperformed by women professionally or socially will make misogynists feel “terrible.” 

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think smart is really a requirement for a politician nowadays, if you look at Donald Trump. You just need a lot of stupid followers

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    Hypocrisy is another trait of misogynists because they will allow their male friends and colleagues to do things that they’d criticize women for doing.

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    They also tend to put down women in public, steal their ideas “in professional contexts,” and even borrow money without the intention of giving it back. On dates, these ‘toxic’ guys always act the opposite of how women prefer to be treated; while in relationships they will tend to cheat on their female partners because they feel that they don’t ‘owe’ them monogamy.

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    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How rude to call someone that, a total stranger...

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    The Girl on Fire
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People should do this whenever they get an unwanted sexual comment.

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    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one instructor in college that was like this. I’d make a point, with backup, and he’d just pass over it and ask if anyone else had anything to say. Nearly every time, some guy would repeat what I had said a few minutes before—-often verbatim—-and suddenly the instructor’s treating him like he’s a f*****g genius making an original point! It got predictable to the point where I’d warn the people sitting around me to watch for it to happen. Quite often they’d call both the instructor and the repeater out and say that I had already said the same thing, and I loved them for it. He hated that. I do not miss his classes.

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    Pamela24
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so annoyed that periods are still fairly tabu even in the western society. Why? Almost half of the population in a fairly wide age group goes through them each month. It really shouldn't be such a big deal.

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    Pranav Joshi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is apt for India. As a society we have failed the women here.

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    Stille20
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a partner that was super conscious of asking all the time. It was really sweet and empowering and but it did make me laugh sometimes as I was often the one who initiated... I'm like yea, I'm pretty sure I'm okay with me jumping you. Miss him.

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    Amanda Cole
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just that guys want to be the only ones allowed to judge on appearance. 100-200 years ago, all a man needed was a good job and he could get a wife. Now that women have jobs, we have more say in what kind of man we want to marry and the men with positive human qualities are being chosen over guys who just have jobs. Men need to catch up.

    Pobin Rice
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    6 years ago

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    Seriously please tell me how does a guy change his height???

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    Parmeisan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this one is fair. Women judge men based on their bodies too, especially on a dating app. Not all women do that, but same with men judging women. It's not really a gendered thing. And not always the opposite gender. And it's not even always the obvious "I want someone thin and good-looking" - sometimes people get dismissed if they're too fit, because of tacit assumptions about what's important to them. A lot of these apps are built in a way that fundamentally encourages summary judgement based on 1-3 photos and a few sentences. Online dating is a mess.

    Karen Klinck
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All a dating app really IS is a body-judging contest.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the old days, they had dating want-ads in newspapers. Almost all of the "Men seeking Women" requested that she must be "fit, weight appropriate, 10 to 20 years younger than himself, and attractive." All the "Women seeking Men" requested " gainfully employed, disease and drug free, not married, no alcoholics," (Hope this gives someone a laugh)

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember the '6 ft Lithuanian dwarf seeks same' ad. Somebody grabbed him fast.

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    Jacob Allen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I'm gonna get downvoted for this :( (I don't want to offend anyone) but I don't think that the term 'men need to catch up' is very fair because it generalises the gender (I know that both genders are generalised, chill) I just see that kind of thing a lot (like 'men just need to accept equality') and wanted to point it out cause some of us DO. I overall agree with this post though

    Jacob Allen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In retrospect I'm sounding pretty "not all men" sorry for cluttering the comments my views have changed since then.

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    Hendra Lim
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm just asking what the post means, and got downvoted that much (-_-) some people is really sensitives huh?

    Rosie Hamilton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking questions sometimes does get downvotes, no idea why. It is meant to be from the point of view of women caring how tall the man is with men disliking this 'fact' despite judging women on how they look. That is the point being made by the post... not my own views. My husband isn't very tall and that never mattered to me.

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    Avital Pilpel
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think most men who claim "women judge men by height" are really just using their somewhat-below-average height as an excuse for the real reason they're alone, to wit, them being jerks. BTW the most sexually active man I personally know is about 5' 4" or so amd ca. 120 pounds...

    Keith Wollenberg
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, we both get judged. Fair or not, that's how it's going to be. The part that rankles is the women who think it's unfair when men do it, but perfectly reasonable when women do it.

    Paw Paw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the shoe is on the other foot now - and it pinches.

    Jennifer Corry
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys can be judged for their bodies too. We live in an image-obsessed time.

    Karen Klinck
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be crude: We're all the same height lying down.

    Bill
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like a woman where I have to lean in on my tippy toes to reach her lips. Im 5'10" (178cm) and like taller women

    Hendra Lim
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like someone is really loves to makes people rift, by deleting reasonable comment that reduce the flame of hate (=_=)

    Hendra Lim
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    commented several good things, spreading goodness, but to comeback to see it deleted by someone, what a pain

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    JeffC
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God I'm 5' 9"....anything less would put me in the salty category LMAO

    Ross Keim
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, sucks when women become more like judging men and us regular men have to deal with the fallout because we all get judged by the woman’s experiences 🤷🏻

    Fotai19
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hujZqUdVGSg

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sarcasm is such a beautiful thing isn't it? :)

    SF Angel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww. Must be really hard for them being judged on their looks and physical attributes and not whats on the INSIDE

    Tara B.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be waaaaaaay higher. Like, my heel height. ;)

    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there really any women on those dating sites? Or just Nigerian scammers and bots trying to get you to log into a private site

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, there are women there. The last one who texted my roommate had a list 5 miles long she expected him to conform to. So there are a******s on both sides. it's just that men have been able to be more open about it.

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    iluvanimals
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shorter men, there are women like me (not even 5'4"), who prefer shorter men. I got neck/back problems as it is lol

    Coolleen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. I'm 5'4", my boyfriend is 5'3" and is crazy insecure about it but I love that I can look him in the eye without craning my neck.

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    Pobin Rice
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this isn’t fair. I must protest.... someone could (if they choose to) loose weight, apply make up, wear a push up/padded bra, Spanx, hair dye.... but there ain’t thing to be done for a soul who is self conscious about their height (that isn’t instantly noticeable).

    Kesyra
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are suggesting push up/padded bra for someone who is self conscious about their breasts. I'm suggesting high sole shoes for someone who is self conscious about their height!

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    Remliel
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be numero uno!

    Emma Cook
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t want no short short man

    Sanchi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First you stop, and then we will. Men have been doing it for decades, no, centuries. Obviously now we have standards after watching men do it. Men stop judging us, and we will stop also.

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    Karin Downs
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said a man determined to remain celibate.

    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't go on dating apps, this isn't a problem.

    Mary Jane Love
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men and women both judge people based on looks. Both in potential partners and friends as well. It’s hypocritical to suggest we as women are the only ones that have to deal with it. And in my experience, in general women are much more judgmental of other women (and ourselves) than men are. Men hardly notice the small flaws. We women are our worst critics.

    Warawk
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, then don't f*****g cry and go binge eating when we say we don't girls heavier than us. And you, feminists, tend to be dat/ugly as f**k.

    Mary Jane Love
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clapping back at men doesn’t make them feminists. But keep on trolling, bud. One day you’ll be good enough to get the attention you crave.

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    Marlene Ricker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But women are judged on their body all the time! Making fun of fat people is ok.

    Pobin Rice
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. No one is asking anyone whom they love to fit into a physical ideal category..... but certainly thing can be changed and other NOT

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    Hendra Lim
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    6 years ago

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    uh.... is this talking about women care about their own height or women care about their potential partner height?

    Orillion
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    6 years ago

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    So you're saying ALL men judge women by their looks?

    Michał Jastrzębski
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    6 years ago

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    if the same women say that one should not judge in that way, isnt that hypocrisy?

    Bettina Jansen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's using sarcasm to highlight the double standard

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    Full Name
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    6 years ago

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    Um....you just said it's okay to judge people based on their bodies. This is f*****g r******d for a couple reasons. One is she defeated herself by admitting it's okay to judge about height and two, if you think women treat all men's bodies as equal then you're deluded. David Beckham bodies will be better received than Seth Rogan bodies I assure you.

    juice
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sar·casm (noun) the use of irony to mock or convey contempt

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've taken that advice and it seems to be working well for me and my girlfriend

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    athornedrose
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel that italian girl on a spiritual level

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    S.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Outfits with human-hand-sized pockets . . .

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    Pumbaa
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying a whole sex is trash is just as stupid.

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    Kathleen Barlow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other post that just got deleted said that the doctor was 'obviously a man'. I'd say that's sexist towards women. Perhaps it wasn't Bored Panda that deleted it. Perhaps that posted it realised he was actually the same type of man that this entire article is about and deleted it himself out of embarrassment?

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    Kelly Hartle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And as I'm going about the house getting things done, my husband hollers out from his easy chair, "Honey, could you do me a favor?"

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Men not knowing how things work be deciding that women are evil and must be punished" is such a good description of both of these phenomenon. If a woman should be convincted because of an abortion, then a man should be convicted every time he accidentally impregnates a woman who doesn't want to be pregnant. It takes two to tango.

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    giovanna
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me there is no such thing as doritos for men. How insecure must a guy feel about his masculinity to her himself Doritoa for men?

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    Pamela24
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, the classic "beautiful but doesn't know it". Such a terrifying idea that a woman might be happy about her own appearance.

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    Soupcat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive worked in automotive repair my whole life and found that women ask more questions and listen to the answers way more than men do. Its stupid how many men feel like admitting they dont know something means they are somehow less of a man. Sucks that women get the fallout of both idiots/misogynist and guys who are too insecure to let a woman help them

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    S.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every cliche romance disguised as dystopian fiction be like:

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    giovanna
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy once told me, trying to sound progressive, "I agree that women should be allowed to work". Well thanks for your opinion dear, I was dying to hear it.

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    Sarah Kate Lamming
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the sort of threats most of us would really like to be carried out; rather than women being threatened with rape because they stand up for something they believe in. Or being threatened because they turn down a mans unwanted advances...

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    Colin Leetham
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved watching men melting down after that commercial.

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    Giovanni
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emotionally abusive women are as common as men, we shouldn't dismiss the victims based on gender

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    Dora Bedpan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just didn't want to hurt you in your face!

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    Emerald Joanna
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would still teach my daughter the importance of having more self worth than having sex with a baby dicked boy who drives a Honda...

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    Hendra Lim
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as for me, both of me and the one in front me moved away to the same direction so we are still blocked, moved away again, both in the same direction again, and awkwardness ensues

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    Ruby
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before social media I had a guy try to talk me up in a bar for some time when he realized his 'hard work' wasn't going anywhere he screamed: you're just a dumb blond with big t*ts! And stormed off. For some reason it still makes me smile.

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    Lemon Garnished Potato
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of females do. I mean, not because of a stereotype, but for things like the fact that a lot of people enjoy cooking or,,, basic survival. Men also cook. It's not just a female thing, thank you for coming to my ted talk/ramble and good night. Edit: I noticed a debate in the reply section, no I did not say females because of military service and no it is definitely not an incel thing. I said it because I'm an awkward teenager who doesn't know how to word things without getting anxious I just offended someone. So sorry about that.

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    Dora Bedpan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy wanted to send me a pic of his d**k (I'm a male): berk, I said, no thank you. Don't you feel lonely, women, even guys receive unwanted d**k pics!

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    pusheen buttercup
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly bra sizes don't make much sense anyway, it's all different from store to store, sometimes even within the same store

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    juice
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe i'm wrong but some people get hurt more easily, and it can and will scar them... (although heartbreak at 15 can't have been very serious so i see where she's coming from)

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    S.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if guys like natural look, then they should stick to a light bb cream and perhaps some mascara

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    John McVie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch! I do defend men I've never met, like certain scientists or politicians. And to be honest: often with more verbal force than when I stand up for my wife (e.g. to my parents...) Time to change that, I think...

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    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually irritates me, and I'm a dude. I'd lose my s**t if people constantly touched me. At the bar this is the worst. I feel for you on this one, ladies.

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    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen. Then they p**n the idiot off on me and now I'm expected to bro it up with some random jackass.

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    Lauren Caswell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abercrombie and fitchs lesser known menswear catalogue: grabber, crimey and snitch

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    Dynein
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh honest toxic masculinity is a thing and it includes not opening up about your problems because that would show you're weak.

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally me. Mostly because women's compliments are usually genuine and nice, while a guy's compliments are often sexual and somehow related to my looks.

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    Firework
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is all the time, not just when they're drunk at bars.

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    J.Labuschagné
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow... People really don't understand Metaphors do they?

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    #58

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    Rage Racer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife wanted a specific vanity mirror style that she's been on the hunt for. She never found it so I ended up surprising her by making it for her and threw in a few one-way glass sections to hide leds that would illuminate through the mirrors surface. Not all men are this way. These types of story's will never be told because it doesn't align with the agenda.

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    空の夢
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well we dont have that saying in greece but let me tell you it worked globally xD

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    #61

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    Magpie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They spent that time to work out that actually they want to push that powerful woman around. And she ain't having it.

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    Nixxy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But seriously, what does ghosted mean?

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    #64

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    Magpie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vaginas are "made" to pass babies through. Have you measured the head of a newborn lately?

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    Demi Zwaan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, I don't like it either. It's like a participation trofee, it's fake. Get me a good, new female superhero instead! I don't want hand-me-downs.

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    空の夢
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its weird how they are raised to act totally irresponisbly and at the same time they are always the first option if not the only one to take leadership in most aspects of society

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    Vex Boxx
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that's called "Your 20s."

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pockets !!!!! I bought a pair of men's shorts last week. ( it is summer here). FIVE pockets. All of them useful sizes.

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    NMN
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This VICE thing needs a better understanding of biology and sexual selection... *facepalm*

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    Vex Boxx
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have to ask, the answer is no.

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Because Beyoncé is a perfect person? Lovely personality, compatible with the man, kind, funny, no flaws? Or because she's pretty? Cheating is always wrong, doesn't matter who they're cheating on.

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    Jill Pulcifer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whenever my husband twitches and makes contented sighs I assume he's dreaming he's in the middle of a lengthy uninterrupted monologue, explaining something to me that I all ready know and didn't ask about, or chasing a rabbit, its impossible to tell.

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish every ideologue would be open about their craziness so I'd know how to avoid. Dating profile mentions politics? Pass. Hard pass.

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    S.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A meal, someone to talk to who'd listen, and some interesting conversation . . . Eric Adam Hovis wants a friend.

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    Parmeisan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but a good friend of mine was once friends with a guy named Matt who she had to cut out of her life because he wouldn't stop being weird and creepy about the fact that she didn't want to be anything but friends. He kept becoming possessive and getting upset if she didn't text him for a few hours. Turned out afterwards that he'd told his parents for YEARS that they were a couple.

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    Giovanni
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah had an ex-gf with the photo obsession, what's up with that?

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    Dark Pearl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop downvoting Demi. Building on what they said: What's wrong with dating someone you genuinely like no matter whether they're rich or poor?

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    Carol Emory
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the dudes that think they're sexy and badass wearing their pants halfway down their butts. I always laugh when I see them running from the cops on LivePD. They're either tripping over the pants that slid from their butt down to their ankles faster than a stripper on a greased pole, or they're slowed down because they have to hold their pants up with one hand while they run. Pull your pants up! No one cares what brand of underwear you have. We're just grateful you're wearing some.

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    Michał Jastrzębski
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    6 years ago

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    also her: why am I single still? XD

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    Chiara1125
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol what's with you guys, Michal and Dora, it's not all about sex and money

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because that's a men thing. No woman ever snores. It's also something they do on purpose... And they might not know they do, so yes, they will be surprised. Some of these comments are just too stupid to be funny.

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    Lynda Momalo
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to disagree on this one. Dude, that sucks is fine. "Calm, down, it's not that important, who cares?" is gasoline on the fire.

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    S.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOT MY MAN, JULIUS CAESER!

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    Miranda Taylor-Hook
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    !goldigger! what about actual speaking to him, stop trying to make money of him

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    Annabell H.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all of them deserve to suffer... and I just realized I basically used the “not all men” so kill me now please

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    Leigh Hogan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came to this list specifically to vote this one down.

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