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This Instagram Account Sums Up What Women Struggle With In 50 Painfully Relatable Memes
As we all know, there are meme pages out there for everything nowadays. If you want to see wholesome memes, memes of classical paintings, funny pics about ChatGPT or memes about all things horror, we’ve got you covered.
But today, we bring you pandas something new: a list of memes from My Female Bible on Instagram. This account is dedicated to sharing pics that encapsulate the experience of being a woman, but if you're feeling left out, don't worry. These memes can be enjoyed by anyone and everyone! So enjoy scrolling through, and keep reading to find a conversation with Lynne Parker, Founder and CEO of Funny Women!
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Jaime Zwicker 2 years ago
I thought this was supposed to be about what is like to be a woman......
Alexej Dvorak 2 years ago (edited)
I guess the submessage is supposed to be that single mothers of sons struggle with the lack of a father figure giving the classic "dad lessons". But I think that omits the focus should be more on the kids who lack a father in this one. Also, the post is not a meme, just stating a (sweet and wholesome) fact.
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Mojayokok 2 years ago
Yeah, awwwww, too bad babies can’t smile yet when they first come out - they can smile @ 6 to 8 weeks.
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Stoneface11 2 years ago (edited)
Why do most of these ‘women’ posts relate to men? Also, babies don’t actually smile from happiness until at least 6 weeks old - before that it’s normally a sign of wind
Devil's Advocate 2 years ago
Babies smile because of wind: brought to you by the people who gave us "babies don't need anaesthetic for operations because they don't feel pain"
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C.S. E. 2 years ago
Though babies aren't typically black out blind when born, they don't see clearly (it's why bright, bold colors are more interesting to them). However, no matter how loud he talked, the fetus can't hear outside noises - or, maybe, if REALLY loud, it's muffled. It's not like talking in a pool, your voice would have to go through skin, muscle, the placenta, and liquid, not to mention all the noise going on inside a typical human body. Internal vocal vibrations, blood flow, organs working, lungs expanding, all that s**t makes noises.
Ponz666 p 2 years ago
Incredibile is the fact that almost everyone talks to embrios in the womb and noone gets this response cause KIDS CAN'T SMILE UNTIL THEY ARE 5 MMONTHS OLD.
Jill Rhodry 2 years ago
Actually they start smiling at 6-8weeks old- this is reflex smiling and does happen in the womb
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Java Addict 2 years ago
My youngest opened her eyes and looked at her dad when he spoke to her, he had been talking to her in the womb.
Elizabeth zajac 2 years ago
False baby's can not smile until a few weeks old ... PHOTOSHOPPED sorry it true
Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl) 2 years ago
Babies don't smile after being born. They cant even see more than a few inches!! ffs
My Female Bible is an incredibly popular Instagram account, as it has amassed an impressive 4.3 million followers through posting over 1,300 pics. The content is pretty straightforward: memes directed towards women. But as you’ll see from this list, many of these experiences are relatable for anyone who’s ever walked the planet or been in a relationship. Regardless of your gender, you’re welcome to enjoy these pics!
To learn more about why it’s important to center female voices in comedy, we reached out to Lynne Parker, Founder and CEO of Funny Women. Funny Women is an acclaimed non-profit community for women to build self-confidence and develop their own distinctive voice. Lynne describes it as her "life’s work," providing a safe, diverse, creative platform that empowers women to perform, write and use humor in business and everyday life.
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ToGo 2 years ago
"Ate" is the new slayed. I preferred when the internet wasn't such a big thing and lingo was regional. Now, one kid says it in the US and it's all over the world by the next day.
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Joe Reaves 2 years ago
That is a good looking wedding party, but yes she is rocking that suit.
Catherine 2 years ago (edited)
She ate, she slayed, she left no crumbs. Translation: She looks so incredibly good the others cannot compete.
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Catherine 2 years ago
Came to say this 😂 cats solve everything... Except having small things on flat surfaces.
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Susan Wilson 2 years ago
Happiness is a decision you have to make for yourself. No one else can make you happy.
hearditontheX 2 years ago
Been married for 50 years but give me a plate of loaded nachos please. U can have both
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Astrophile 2 years ago
ME RIGHT NOW. It’s my day off and I’ve somehow managed the cutest bun ever, effortlessly. If I were to try this on a work day I always look like Miss Trunchbull
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Vasana Phong 2 years ago
All the freaking time, it’s like things come out better if you don’t over think it
First, we wanted to hear Lynne’s thoughts on why it’s important to have more women’s voices in comedy. “Back at the end of the last century when I asked a comedy promoter why he never booked any women, he told me that ‘women aren’t funny’ and ‘there are no funny women,’” she shared.
“I was working as a publicist for a comedy club at the time, and my knee jerk reaction was to prove the promoter wrong. I went on to create Funny Women, and now, over 20 years on, the need for a female and female-identifying safe space in comedy is more important than ever.”
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H0rny Cl!t Eating Lesbian 2 years ago
Become a lesbian and marry us instead, that better than marrying any man :)
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Steph 2 years ago
Awesome women, all crappy men. That means: it doesn’t have to happen to you!
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
I'd rather say it's what quality partner you have. A woman with a horrible personality is just as much of a throwaway than a man with a horrible personality. As a woman, I can only question myself why it has recently become such a trend to be like "Oh, all the men are terrible" but the women are still "queens". We're all just human in the end, the current system of genders is bad for all of us, and we should work together to make it better and not attack each other to find a scapegoat like medieval peasants searching for a witch to burn.
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PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago
Yeah but he started it, and she very well finished it. Her situation was A-LOT different from a regular marriage.
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XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 2 years ago
Why are men being generalized using Beyoncé and Kylie Jenner as...what? Shining examples of women? Lol Not condoning cheating in any way, shape, or form, but aside from Princess D, I'm not surprised. A pretty package can only mask a terrible personality for so long. Maybe it's not the "quality" of the man...
Fran Parry 2 years ago
Definitely more about the quality of the man.. we should celebrate our quality men (and all quality people) more..
Gozer LeGozerian 2 years ago
To be fair, Diana was the first one to cheat. That whole marriage was a dumpster fire
Susan Reid Smith 2 years ago
I suspect that Charles went into the marriage intending to cheat. To him and the royal family Diana was mostly a brood mare, there to provide the next heir.
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tragicaltales 2 years ago
It’s refreshing after seeing my grandparents yap at each other all the time
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Me, Myself, and I 2 years ago
We're closing in on 70 and do this a lot. If we're walking someplace, always holding hands. Married 45 years and boy, am I lucky!
Janet Sparrow 2 years ago
Married 42 years and we are still madly in love. I got myself a Unicorn! So lucky!
Jane Hower 2 years ago
At least he let her hug him - mine didn't. (I hope he sees all this s**t I write about him now that he's on the 'otherside')
“As recent news about the treatment of women in entertainment, medicine, football and more demonstrates, we are still subject to abuse and misogyny in the workspace, and this needs to be called out,” Lynne noted.
“Female comedy performers, writers and creators are at the forefront of popular culture and have a strong voice, so they will often be the first to speak up and say it like it is.”
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Steph 2 years ago
One of my horses does that. I did NOT teach him. He‘s got strange horse unlike behaviors from the beginning I‘ve had him when he was 3 years old…
Jeevesssssss 2 years ago
Lots of ponies do this after rolling (I'm v big on ponies>horses, they are way cheekier, more personality, tonnes more fun). If you have a horse that does this they're a champ, don't let them go!!!
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Bubs623 2 years ago
They are called Grass Puppies. Seals are Water puppies.
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◦•●◉ 𝒮𝒽𝓎 𝒟𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑜𝓃 (𝓈𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝑒𝓇) ◉● 2 years ago
awww the white one is doing the same expression as my dog sometimes does
Steph 2 years ago
That is indeed a very funny expression! 😂👍🏻 all the best to you and your doggy!
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Alecto76 2 years ago
After my miscarriage, my husband (BF at the time) went to get me more pads. Came back with disposal incontinence underwear. Ok. But also two pairs of new sweatpants, which he proudly showed me had pockets.
Debbie 2 years ago
I'd like a filter option like on websites. With the following options for pads: with / without wings; scented / unscented; light / medium / heavy/ flood; medium length/ extra long. And then sort by cheapest. I don't care much for brands
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Pamela Blue 2 years ago
I think this is cute. I would have had a good laugh if my husband had texted me this. As it is, he's now my ex and he also wouldn't be caught dead buying tampons. He was "that" type.
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Jake B 2 years ago
Can we stop thinking some should struggle more than others because of who they are?
bas moelard 2 years ago
Exactly! Everyone is fighting their own battles. So everyone is a badass mf! Keep it up and stay awesome!
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Kobe (she) 2 years ago
Can we stop thinking life is fair? It is not. And can please start treating people fair ? No one deserves to struggle, based on who they are or come from... Neither deserves one succes just because. (translation : no one has the right to be entiteled to anything, based on who they are, what they did or where they are from). We are all the same; human that struggle through life - no guarantees.
Passerby 2 years ago
I wonder what is there to stop the right girl from just reaching her hand out and picking those apples. This is like work smarter, not harder situation.
Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago
I struggled in life a lot last year. It certainly didn't bring me success. All it resulted in was me almost k!lling myself.
StrangeOne 2 years ago
Struggling does not mean success. I see this as one girl being the martyring, self-sacrificer and will not make it to the fruit. The girl on the other vine has a better chance, as she can reach the fruit on the other vine when she gets to the top.
But the comedy expert says Funny Women doesn’t focus specifically on catering to a female audience, as they’ve always had many men supporting and enjoying their shows as well.
“It should always be a case of ‘funny first’ regardless of gender, and Funny Women is there to ensure that as many women get to showcase their talent to the same audiences as their male counterparts,” Lynne explained.
“It’s more important to book shows to suit the location and demographic of an audience, and, without doing a comprehensive survey, comedy geared towards a female audience would probably include as many men as women.”
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Steph 2 years ago
Sorry. I don’t get it. I‘ve been alive for even too longer… didn’t grow up with teletubbies… I only know what the are. Please: help anyone? ❤️
Catherine 2 years ago
It's ok. I'm a Sesame Street/Mr Rogers kid. But my younger brother loved the Teletubbies so I got you. They are kinda alien like who act like babies. They live in a saccharine utopia like place that has an overpopulation of rabbits. The sun has a baby's face in it. The baby sometimes giggled. Anyway, I guess the actress who played the baby way back when has grown up and is a mom now. And I suddenly feel very old 😅
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River Runs True 2 years ago
That show came out when my son was 2 months old. He is now about to be 26 and has been married and divorced already 😂 honestly though, if it wasn't for this show, I would have never gotten to take a shower the first year of his life
2 years ago
And the teletubbies was called Tinkiwinky,Dipsy,Lala,Po.my eldest used to love them and still to this day (even though my own daughter has a child of her own now) I still sing the damn song.
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Pamela Blue 2 years ago
It took me a second, but then I guffawed and had a good laugh out loud. Again, I'm sure there will be posters with no sense of humour who will come in roaring about how awful this is. LOLOLOLOL!!!
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A B C the Third 2 years ago
Nah, they just like a little choking. No kink shaming!
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Just Sayin 2 years ago
I think it went the other way, I think that squirrel was trying to strangle the other one!
LonelyLittleLeafSheep 2 years ago
Also not the same squirrels in each photo. But funny nonetheless.
Mariele Scherzinger 2 years ago
Hm... just wondering. How many animals actually mate missionary style?
Kobe (she) 2 years ago
As far as I know, not many. Would not be suprised if it was just human.....
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Isaac Harvey 2 years ago (edited)
Is this the extended live-action version of Lady and the Tramp?
We also asked Lynne about any misconceptions about women in comedy she’d like to dispel. “The obvious and most annoying one!” she told Bored Panda. “Women ARE funny, as we have proven over the last 20 years. We’ve just had the final of the 2023 Funny Women Awards, and our Stage Award winner, Kate Cheka, is following in some pretty impressive footsteps.”
“Many of our Awards alumni have gone on to become ‘household names’ as performers, writers and broadcasters including Katherine Ryan, Sara Pascoe, Zoe Lyons, Susan Calman, Sarah Millican, Bridget Christie, Kerry Goldliman, London Hughes, Gemma Whelan, Sooz Kempner, Rachel Parris, Jayde Adams, Desiree Burch, Sindhu Vee and many more. Check out our impressive Hall of Fame.”
“Gender parity is vital,” Lynne added. “I’ve personally seen thousands of women performing and creating comedy over the last 20 years, so please don’t tell me that there aren’t any! Look what happened last time!"
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Vul Va 2 years ago (edited)
Ad companies track everything you do via internet. Shopping, browsing, social media, GPS, apps you use, etc. With enough of that data, they have a profile of you which not only knows what kind of thing you're into, but what kind of things you'll likely be into in the future. So, you think about something, and up pops an ad - it's cos you're predictable to an algorithm.
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Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago
They're almost always late tho. Trying to sell me things I've already bought
Danish Susanne 2 years ago
Which proves to me, that those algoritms are not quite the thing theya are cracked up to be. Why would I wish to purchase af litter box when I recieved a new one yesterday?
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Cyber Returns 2 years ago
I like to wind them up with phrases such as "I need to order some new chinese lumpy water puppies" So far there have been no recommendations
Auntriarch 2 years ago
If you ever do find Chinese lumpy water puppies though, let me know
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Yesterday I was talking on the phone to my friend about the Battle of Chosin Reservoir. Just talking about it... on a call!! Guess what popped up in my YouTube recommendations today???!! 😳😳😳
afia kooma 2 years ago
Half of then people (or more) who say this forgot they actually googled it too 😂
ohjojo (you/your's) 2 years ago
I wrote something down the other day and within minutes it popped up on my phone. Someone please explain this
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Vasana Phong 2 years ago
I’m sarcastic in a funny way to people who know me, but sometimes I forget who I’m talking to and they think I’m rude🤷🏻♀️
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
I don't have an edgy sense of humor bc i don't find that stuff funny rly. but if i'm mad or experiencing an empathy burnout i might blurt out something that is kind of insensitive at best and offensive at worst. and everyone with the chronic empathy deficit is like "HAHAHA UR SO FUNNY BASED HAHA" and I'm like "we are both symptoms of the same unsolved problem"
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Pink Princess 2 years ago
In which case they shouldn't have a "her" in the first place
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Bewarethere@gmail.com 2 years ago
Women need 2 remember that most men good people. Maybe it's just choosing the wrong men 4 them
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Susan Atkinson 2 years ago
August 25th was 44 years with my man. Goddess, I thank you for bringing this MAN into my life. He loved his mother and his 2 sisters are still close. I saw how he treated them and knew he was a keeper.
Natty Tempest 1 year ago
Got it. Pull her hair, shove her in the playground and be so confused and mixed up about hormones and the feeling about girls... No? Well, this post needs some context then!
Masen Penland 2 years ago
False, you should both change for the better. For your self and each other
David Gripon 2 years ago
Right, because no woman has ever left a man because, "He hasn't evolved."
Whiskey Tango Delicious 2 years ago
Do this and you will find a spouse that will take advantage of your kindness.
And if any women out there are interested in getting into comedy, Lynne recommends getting involved with Funny Women. “There are so many opportunities both in person and online,” she shared. “As a non-profit community, we work very much at ‘grassroots’ encouraging women to get involved with comedy and use humor both professionally and personally. We run regular comedy workshops and courses, so do check out what’s coming up here.”
“Plus it’s really important to watch comedy, particularly live as it’s very different on the circuit to how it translates on television,” Lynne says. “We have lots in planning at the moment working with our community here in the UK, plus Dublin, Paris and Amsterdam.”
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PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago (edited)
I tried making the little emoji but it wouldn’t work 😢
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Pamela Blue 2 years ago
OMG this gave me such a laugh I was wheezing. (It's late and I don't want to wake anyone.)
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Spocks's Mom 2 years ago
Omg. So stinking cute. I need this dog in my life and am so glad I saw this! ❤️❤️❤️
Alvia Vseobecna 2 years ago
When I see my dog every morning.incredible how he's always happy that I open my eyes :D . Incredible creatures
“I always love the excitement and buzz of the Funny Women Awards gala final,” Lynne added. “This year it took place on Thursday the 28th of September at the Bloomsbury Theatre in London. Seeing how the careers of our winners and finalists develop is always amazing, and when this is openly acknowledged, I feel very proud.”
“Taking our ethos into the workplace with our sister brand HERlarious has also been groundbreaking,” the comedy expert shared. “This grew out of a campaign to get advertising agencies to employ more female creatives back in 2018 and has now become the basis of our work in the corporate sector.”
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Vasana Phong 2 years ago
“Must be Abe to work in a fast paced environment“ AKA= do jobs of 3 people
Robert Beveridge 2 years ago
I'm able to work under pressure... but did you ever leave the pressure cooker on way too long? Just sayin...
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EvilNob 2 years ago
It's nearly midnight, I just came home from the work after a too long overtime. I just ate and I think I will fall into my bed. I'm just a human but please, be proud of me. ❤️
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afia kooma 2 years ago
Depends on if you are leaving the water entierly or not. The first one fills your trousers with sand on the shallow side.
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Cyber Returns 2 years ago
The first one for me... while in my head I am Godzilla rising from the depths and making his way to shore
Dark Pearl 2 years ago
If you don't crawl like a drunken mermaid you should be forbidden from going into water at all
ThatOneRandomPerson 2 years ago
i walk sideways while crouching, sometimes when im bored ill act like a crab
“I believe that everybody is entitled to have ‘fun at work’, and I know that humor is both ageless and central to women’s lives,” Lynne told Bored Panda. “It’s an important coping mechanism, and women use their innate sense of humor intuitively from soothing their children to mediating relationships in the workplace. Humor is a powerful way of communicating within the community, a process that is reflected by a broad range of women in comedy regardless of age, ethnicity, ability and sexuality.”
If you’d like to learn more about Funny Women or how to get involved with the organization, be sure to check out their website right here!
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
I mean I don't like egg but I like being excited about things happening so
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Drinking my Covfefe 2 years ago
Who's bare house is going to get broke into? The idiot posting her money on social media.
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
We knew lots of people growing up that got nice rides, nice gear, jewelry, but you go over to their house and they have no food in the fridge and their kids running around ragged
We hope you’re enjoying these memes from My Female Bible, pandas. Keep upvoting the ones you find particularly relatable, and let us know in the comments which ones make you feel seen. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda list featuring memes that encapsulate the experience of being a woman, we recommend reading this article next!
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Mats Visser 2 years ago
When they ask for 10 years experience on a entrylevel job this is what they expect from you.
Janet Sparrow 2 years ago
Some racist Karen is going to call the police in this little entrepreneur.
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PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago
I was so confused and thought that the red one was some cleaning utensil or something like that at first, it looks like it’s just sitting on a counter
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Remote? I have cats! I don't want to even think about what would end up in there!
tee-lena 2 years ago
You know that at least once your cats will yak into the deepest fold of that green couch. It's inevitable
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Courtney Christelle 2 years ago
I would love the green one. I don’t care if it takes up the whole living room.
Ima Manimal 2 years ago
The person who said, “yeah, can you make me a couch that looks like a huge pile of cow s**t?”
Christopher Bowers 2 years ago
I wouldn't even know where to begin with that sand dune or lettuce head shaped things. That red low budget cookie cutter looking one, i guess one sits in the U shaped part? Just unsure if one sits on the inside or outside parts or even both.
Awesome At Being Autistic 2 years ago
Yeah the only way those are sofas are if they are for aliens, because the human body doesn't work that way.
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
... I'm going through this rn. It's been a week or something but I cried last night over her
Spocks's Mom 2 years ago
It's so hard to grieve people who are still with us (assuming/hoping this is the case). I hope it gets better soon.
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Dont Sellmyinfo 2 years ago
This can apply to yourself too. Sometimes we cling to who we are. If we let go, we allow ourself to get the good (and sometimes the painful) that’s coming our way, even though we may not see those good results right away.
Samantha Gh 2 years ago
The best day of my life, the best decision I have ever made! There is SO much to life than a toxic person, and it is OK to be afraid of all the future uncertainties. Take care of yourself first!
Erla Zwingle 2 years ago
I really feel for you, but it takes courage to make that step. Bravo!! One step at a time and eventually you'll be amazed at how many things about your time together that you'll forget. Hang tight!
whiterabbit 2 years ago
Yessss. I still remember the day I woke up, this was 2016, and finally knew I could leave my POS ex.
Natty Tempest 1 year ago
It's been a few years and I still feel like I lost a friend. Even though they brought me down and didn't contribute much, I don't have many and now I'm that bit more lonely all the time.
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Steph 2 years ago
I once saw a model of the crib of Bethlehem, with the scene of Baby Jesus just been born: it had a crucifix in the crib hanging above ox and donkey! 😂
Ash 2 years ago
Fun fact: that's St. Veronica. "According to Church tradition, Veronica was moved with sympathy seeing Jesus carrying the cross to Calvary and gave him her veil so that he could wipe his forehead. Jesus accepted the offer, and when he returned the veil the image of his face was miraculously captured on it. The resulting relic became known as the Veil of Veronica. The story of Veronica is celebrated in the sixth Station of the Cross in Anglican, Catholic, and Western Orthodox churches."
Missing One Marble 2 years ago
I need to know who the large, bare and muscular leg belongs to?!? I've looked at it way too long.
Ash 2 years ago
Simon of Cyrene: the guy who is helping Jesus carry the cross!
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Lavender Myst 2 years ago
Turin on tour, the early days?... just wait for pt.2 Enshrouded Everafter.
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Sheila Stamey 2 years ago
And at the advanced ages of 56 and 62, we are getting married in the assisted living facility where we both live.
cerinamroth 2 years ago
My children, every single day. Even the one who's going through a very contrary phase right now!
Sans Serif (Sans) 2 years ago
I enjoy this as well, my kids are amazing - even the boy who's in his 24th year of being contrary! 8-)
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Falcon on Dizzy 2 years ago
yeah one of my really good friends, although she probably wouldn't like it if I said that lmao that'd be weird
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Jake B 2 years ago
Extra tracks: The Ron Rat Rap and Snape guitar solo ‘Potions and Going Through the Motions’.
bas moelard 2 years ago
If the guitarist in a hardcore metalband looks like this, you know you're going to die in the moshpit.
Isa's left eye 2 years ago
Yeah and here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn_uHvb5vPQ (I swear this isn't a rickroll)
Sara Rizzi 2 years ago (edited)
Try “epic rap battle of history Harry Potter” on youtube, trust me
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cerinamroth 2 years ago
Me when the kids are at kindergarten/school and I miss them while I'm WFH. Yes, mums do weird stuff!
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Bill Swallow 2 years ago
Oh, trust me - it ain't the events going on in the world around you that make these the best years of your life. It's the simple fact of being young. You still have future and anticipation of better things to come. You haven't started losing your friends yet.
Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
There are going to be disasters throughout your life and “the brink of war” never goes away. In your 20’s most people feel better than they ever have or ever will again. Go out and enjoy life because there’s nothing you can do about what’s going on in the rest of the world. And if there is something you can do, do it and still go out and enjoy your life.
Jack Burton 2 years ago
Naaaah this i stupid. I had 20s with 9/11 and a lot of f****d up stuff around me. 20s are the best but you realize that way long after it's gone
Lily Braunekatze 2 years ago
How do you know this meme wasn't made by a young man in the Ukraine or Russia. One of my in-laws is currently visiting his family in Poland, they are all from western Ukrainian. His nephew is on leave from the Ukrainian army. He is in his twenties . I can't imagine being in combat will turn out to be anything other than traumatizing. My hope is that he lives until his thirties
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David A Paterson 2 years ago
Nah, the brink of WW3 was 1962. And there's enough food that there hasn't been a famine since 2017. You're sitting pretty.
Ash 2 years ago
So far, the best years of my life have been my late 30s.... our culture has this weird idea that you're old after age 29. It's stupid, and it's false. Your life can keep getting better and better. Also, the news media is literally making money off of making you panic. that's why it's called doomscrolling. My mental health improved immensely when I stopped reading the news daily! it also helps to subscribe to one of those sites that gives you only the good news, because the 24-hour news cycle majorly under-reports good news, and you need to know about it, too!
Dont Sellmyinfo 2 years ago
Even though I looked good in my 20’s, I was a hot mess. But the mistakes I made, and chose to grow from led me to the life I have now. This can happen at any age, it’s just nice when it happens younger so you can age healthier and more in tune with yourself while you possibly still have many years of life ahead of you. I was born in 1987, world crisis after crisis my entire life. It absolutely had an effect on my development and I’ve grown very comfortable in chaos, which has it’s pros and cons. I guess the idea that “your 20’s are the best years of your life”is subjective as it depends on how you choose to live them. I personally prefer my 30’s. I don’t have the body of my 20 year old self, but I’m much happier than she ever was. I attribute this to the experiences I had in my 20’s, which I chose to grow from.
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Now consider that your 20's are the best years of your life and ask yourself how it's going to get worse from here
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Sven Grammersdorf 2 years ago
Why wouldn't they? It won't be very exciting though, because we already know exactly what's inside.
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I doubt anyone os going to forget what Nickelodeon is in the next 8 1/2 years. They're still one of the biggest kids networks. Most people had already forgotten what a nickelodeon was when Nick went on the air in the 80's though.
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Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago
We have had this convo. sometimes you just hit the self aware at the same time as your partner in an argument.
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Cyber Returns 2 years ago
That's when you realize that clothes are designed by men with a hentai fetish and are plying the evolution long game
Justme 2 years ago
Anyone else just put phones, keys, lip balm, etc in their bra? I call it my Swedish purse 🤷🏼♀️
Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa 2 years ago
And at night, getting undressed, you discover these things do not come off when your bra does.
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Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
Maybe I’m being naive, but I thought that’s what pocketbooks and purses are for?
Jill Bussey 2 years ago
You wait till you add a baby or grizzly toddler to that scenario. It's amazing what you can achieve one handed.
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Rachel Huppert 2 years ago
Two forks backwards on each other than push away and it'll pop right off!
CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago
One time my mom purchased a shirt for me and went through self check out, she literally didn't see the tag thing. I put it on and its there . I asked my mother how to remove it. She didn't know so I asked my father. He searched up a video and removed it with brute force, no ink spilled.
pineapple87 2 years ago
Not all of them have ink, most are just magnetic.
Load More Replies... Lily Braunekatze 2 years ago
Use a Neodymium magnet. It will come right off, you can use this method with the dye anti theft tags as well.
Say No to Downvoting 2 years ago
Do many people have them lying around the house?
Load More Replies... Oskar vanZandt 2 years ago
This actually happened to me... the item, I can't remember if it was a shirt or a pair of trousers but apparently some person had put two of those tags on it and at the store only one was removed.
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
No, I've actually had this happen once. It was on a couch pillow tho. Apparently it works well if you have a big magnet
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Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago
I skill worth developing is understanding what you're feeling and learning to express it in words. It makes it much easier for everyone involved. If the other person isn't receptive, then it's time to move along
Stephanie Barr 2 years ago
You hit the key point missing in the original post. It's not enough to do the talking. Both sides have to care enough to listen and react accordingly.
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Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago
If you're mad enough that your pulse goes above 90, you should take a breather. According to research at that point you can't actually resolve s**t, you just end up yelling. Even writing emails at that anger level is not gonna result in anything helpful.
Greg Cagle 2 years ago
Yep communication and trust are absolutely essential for a healthy relationship
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
They seem so cool in theory too :(
Load More Replies... Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Poor dude in the black shirt, probably his girl taking the pic, now he’s a meme
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago (edited)
There are two types of women? (The meme is a joke, so is this).
ohjojo (you/your's) 2 years ago
I wish we could choose to be gay didn't have to be born that way
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Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Someone explain, please? What the hell would possess someone to demand of someone in bed, “You’d better not fall asleep”? What’s the point? Why would anyone want someone who’s tucked in for the night not to fall asleep? It seems incredibly rude, and even more than that, stupid. Do these people tell others taking a shower “You’d better not bathe!” or someone on a riding mower “You’d better not cut the grass!” and a very pregnant woman “You’d better not give birth!” Ah, c**p: just dawned on me it’s prolly a reference to a TV show, isn’t it? And I’ve been overthinking something on some dopey show I’ve never seen? Argh. (I still say it’s bad writing.)
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Shannimal 2 years ago
I jst got back from 5 days in Vegas. I can relate, sans monkey. I'm exhausted!!
Jennifer Clayton 2 years ago
You just don't remember the monkey. Vegas assigns every blackout drunk a monkey guide. That's how you got back to your hotel. But no one ever remembers. Shootout to the unsung simians of bacchanalia!
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Oskar vanZandt 2 years ago
No thanks... I'd rather be in a rustic cabin overlooking a lake, reading a book and enjoying a glass of Malbec.
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Winnie the Moo 2 years ago
How did the whole camera crew in the bedroom nit wake that baby up?
Maebe Maeve 2 years ago
Babies either sleep through everything or nothing. There is no in between.
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Nancy Marine 2 years ago
I see yet another negative person refusing to see the same joke as the rest of us and not allowing the rest of us to just enjoy the laugh. Why can't people set aside their personal agenda for five lousy minutes????
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Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)
I usually just mix matcha tea with boba tea when I cant decide- but now that this exist- (preferably with less plastic tho?)
Catherine 2 years ago
Looks like an iced matcha and some kind of boba tea 😋
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whiterabbit 2 years ago
The second picture actually looks like my boyfriend from behind 😂 he's got literally no a**. It's cute.
#49
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
I heard her autobiography is going to be called Heards Turds
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Pamela Blue 2 years ago
That first word he sent in the second comment would have caused the last text I'd ever send.
River Runs True 2 years ago
Being single and dating has taught me a lot, One of those things being that I do not want somebody that I barely know texting me good morning and good night every single day. Ew.
Oskar vanZandt 2 years ago
I'm not a morning person, so unlikely to send a lovely dovey text as my phone would most likely be on "Do Not Disturb"...
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Natty Tempest 1 year ago
The court case of Depp vd Heard. It was a bit of a drama and much of it came from the celebrity angle, but the rest from... Well, maybe watch the documentary. Or Google it. Basically it was a folley
#53
ohjojo (you/your's) 2 years ago
And you won't recklessly go home with someone because you don't want them to smell your per
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#55
Drinking my Covfefe 2 years ago (edited)
My son's girlfriend makes him stay in a call with him overnight when he is gone. So when he is visiting us she has to be on a call with him. She claims it is because she is scared to be alone but I call BS because she was alone before she met him🙄I call it control with a huge red flag.
PandaGoPanda 2 years ago
Cost us a fortune to phone for 3-4 hours every Sunday when I was living in Japan and my boyfriend was living in France. (Pre-Zoom days ... real telephone.)
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
My longest call was around 36/37 hrs if I remember correctly
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Dont Sellmyinfo 2 years ago
I do this to my husband. He’s so validating. Have you ever heard a grown man say “they sound awful”? If you haven’t, you should. If you do this to your partner and they start pointing out your flaws, drop ‘em
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Catherine 2 years ago
But those of us with ADHD and anxiety will often see your text, get distracted doing literally anything, then get filled with anxiety when we remember we didn't text back, and succumb to dooming immobility. We still like you :) just not ourselves for doing that :(
pineapple87 2 years ago
Forget? No. Doesn't have the time to? Yes. I have a job where I genuinely don't get a chance to even look at my phone other than when I go to the bathroom. Going 10 hours without texting does not mean I'm not interested.
Mimi777 2 years ago
True. If someone is truly interested in you, you wouldn’t have to beg for their attention and time.
PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago
And when we are truly interested in another, we tend to check on them
Load More Replies... Jaya 2 years ago
True. But it isn't always about forgetting. I find texting and Whatsapping stressful, so I tend to put it off all the time: "I don't know what to answer, I'll do it later." "I have to go cook now, I'll do it tonight." "I'm too tired now, I'll do it tomorrow." And then it's 2 weeks later until I actually reply, even though I really care about the person. I feel like I have messed up many chances of good friendships with this behaviour. And the more I like a person, the stronger this problem gets. It really sucks, and I don't know how to fix it.
David A Paterson 2 years ago
I did drop someone I was genuinely interested in off at their house and then forgot which house it was.
Natty Tempest 1 year ago
Well, that's unfair and clearly written by someone with perfect memory, concentration, no stress in their lives and no discomfort with regular contact.
Drinking my Covfefe 2 years ago (edited)
Who tf would be interested in someone so self centered? I once didn't get my messages until 3 days later so I didn't see them until he was madder than a hornets nest.
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Dont Sellmyinfo 2 years ago (edited)
This looks terribly uncomfortable. Cuddling is nice for a few minutes, then I need my space
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
Even when I was a kid, on the few occasions I slept in my parent's bed, I couldn't stand this! Mum didn't understand how uncomfortable it was, especially when she put one arm under my neck!
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CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago
"forgot" lol that was on purpose. YOUR CLOTHES ARE MINE NOW HHAHAHAHAHHA
Dark Pearl 2 years ago
Britney Spears manages to look like a masterpiece in clothes like that and meanwhile my fanciest clothes make me look like a sack of sprouting potatoes
Jaya 2 years ago (edited)
Well she forgot to pack didn't she, and apparently he only had 1 earring for her to borrow :)
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Kathrin Pukowsky 2 years ago
My elementary school got a school garden when I was in 4th grade. All the kids got to plant veggies, fruits and flowers... except the fourth-graders, because "we [wouldn't have been] around for the harvest". So instead of at least planting some stuff others could harvest later, we got to watch them enjoy the f*** out of being outside and playing in the soil. From our classroom window. During class. Because we had regular lessons instead of "garden time". Every week for the rest of the school year. F*** that.
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Like when you move of a crappie rental house, find out afterwards it was full remodeled as it was the only way to get new tenants in🤬
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
There is only one building still at my old school that was there when I was. They got government funding to build new ones. My sister got to use them. I kinda take solace in the fact they still didn't get air cons, though I think they were stupid not to!
#68
TeenieMeanie 2 years ago
We can’t reach high enough to slap you in the face, we are short enough to kick you in the shins.
Dark Pearl 2 years ago
Me and my 5'1 bestie (I'm only 5'5 but that obviously means I'm 11 feet taller than him)
#69
Sue Denham 2 years ago
She's just practising. cover her mouth and you'll see the look she'll be giving you when she's your wife.
Natty Tempest 1 year ago
While men can see this as seven different things, only one of which is positive and that is "I want your eyelashes"
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
And men need clear unconfusable irrefutable messages. When this doesn't work because similar looks are given to a piece of damn toast, men are the ones in the wrong.
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StillSleepy 2 years ago
Why do his knuckles look scraped & her face is red?? Sometimes being alone is better than the alternative.
Cookies 2 years ago
Mmm abuse. He has bloody knuckles. Her face is bruised. Now they are in honeymoon phase, love bombing. Before the eggshells and then the even worse blow out. She doesn't even look happy.
PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago
Or maybe they got mugged and are overjoyed that neither lost their life
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David A Paterson 2 years ago
You want pins and needles in both arms and to be unable to breathe?
XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 2 years ago
Love this & completely miss it when my SO is out of town, but realistically can only stand it for about 30 minutes before all the human, cats, and dogs tucked everywhere start roasting me alive. ❤️
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
Every night I need something like this but can't get it
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Catherine 2 years ago
See the Mr. Potato Head badonkadonk vs Mike's below. That'll explain all you need to know.
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ЛеснойКороль(they/he)🇺🇦🇷🇺 2 years ago
man sometimes sailor moon usagi screenshots are just so damn relatable
#75
Natty Tempest 1 year ago
Eiw! By hair is such a mess there! Gahwd, its like you don't even care!
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Cathy 2 years ago (edited)
Do not judge you are not her... In the Netherlands we had an x factor judge who everyone was judged and joked about because of her changed facial features compared to when she was young. Turns out she had Parkinson but was not willing to share this with the public. Boy everyone felt stupid after that
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Erla Zwingle 2 years ago
At 2:39 I was testing you to see what you'd say when I told you I love you. At 2:41 I blocked you forever
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Erla Zwingle 2 years ago
Sure, no problem. Let's get married so I can divorce you the next day. Happy?
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Hokuloa 2 years ago
What in the holy heck does any of this have to do with the “struggles of women???”
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Hokuloa 2 years ago
What in the holy heck does any of this have to do with the “struggles of women???”
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