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We think most of us have already had it proven to us that we are more similar than we think we are. How many times have you watched a movie or a video, read a book or a comic and found the situations depicted there very familiar?

In this article, we want to share some more of Jess Rae's comics ("Doodley Squat Comics") that you might find relatable. The Australian-based artist creates witty illustrations portraying her everyday life being a woman, mom and partner. Jess stands out with her unique child-like drawing style that just makes her comics even more interesting and fun!

"Doodley squat comics" have been featured on Bored Panda before, you can find them by clicking here. As the artist asks on her Instagram, "have you ever, ever felt like this?" Let us know in the comments!

More info: Instagram | Facebook | doodleysquats.wordpress.com

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is at the least pain, you don’t want the most painful cramp

Rae Black
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You mean the ones where it feels like your *hmm mmm* is being ripped open? Yeah, those are fun 😖

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Jody Whitmarsh
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also.. that punch keeps coming back. It pulses

Wondering Alice
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't worry too much Hannah, remember most women you see around you are having them and getting on with their day. You might be lucky and have no pain at all. The important thing to remember is to tell someone how you are feeling. Tell someone if it hurts, don't keep it to your self and if you are really worried right now, tell somebody that too - face to face not online. I am a teacher, lots of girls (even some I don't know very well) have come to me because they have heard friends talking and are feeling worried. Lots come the first few times it happens too. Talking really helps.

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Kim Kermes
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forgot the kidney punch to replicate back cramps.

Patricia
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The period cramps I had from age 12 to 21 prepared me for childbirth. And at least when childbirth pain ends, you have a lovely little baby to show for it. And yet, all women everywhere live through it every month and still rock!

Mimi La Souris
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the stomach is not the hurting place :)

Phyzzi
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard it is similar to getting kicked in the testes. Of course, not many people experience both a period and testicular trauma so who really knows?

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Vexorg2
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In highschool I'd go into shock with the accompanying vomiting & diarrhea every 2-3 months. Oh & gut stabbing pain. Good times.

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The artist told Bored Panda that before she started drawing, she worked in a cinema as a projectionist, which meant "sitting in a dark room eating popcorn and lollies and making sure the movies ran on time, lol it was great." Before that, the artist worked in a bead shop where she got to play with beads all day, which was "equally as great."

"I’ve always loved being creative but I found drawing to be really frustrating before I started drawing comics. My hand would never do what I pictured in my head so I didn’t do it often. But now that I’ve drawn almost every day over the past 10 years (gawd, now I say that I think I should be better than I am lol) and I love drawing, digital especially because it’s so much more forgiving."

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    Lady Goofball
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me this very minute. Beautiful day, tons of yard work waiting outside, and I'm sitting here going through Bored Panda because of the big black cat stretched out on my legs. Well, I tried!

    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to get a cat so I can use this excuse.

    Kellie Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Have you or someone you love been affected by Cat Leg Syndrome....?

    Demongrrrrl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has been my default mode for the past two years.

    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our cat has assigned each human in his household a job and I'm the designated cuddler, belly scratcher and provider of snacks.

    JB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t move right now. Cat in lap.

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    Memymo68
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before reading everythin i thought she was gonna be a pirate but i see it now.....get out of me swamp

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    Ironass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you forgot your green eyeshadow

    ljbeanfield
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pov: a NYC fashion student pops up on your for you page:

    Quentin ingulfumble
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy at work wore his favorite yellow trousers and red shirt the other day. The second someone said the words 'rupert the bear' he went on lunch early and went home to change.

    Pia kjærgaard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah …. Know that feeling when I Can see it looks just Great On everybody but Me🤦🏼‍♀️🙇‍♀️ F**k U Fashion

    Meridith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, were did you get a picture of me?

    Celeste
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Caucasian Shrek with boobs 🤔

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    Jess previously revealed that she started making comics because she was getting bored from the text-heavy Facebook feed. "So I downloaded a kids' drawing app and thought I’d start drawing the things that happened in my daily life instead."

    "I’ve only ever been 'okay' at drawing and so my focus in the early days was just on the jokes and not how good it looked. Actually, I don’t even know if I focused on the jokes that much either, if something funny happened I just wrote it out how it happened without even thinking about it really. It took me a really long time to be brave enough to change simple things like having a colored background or using shadowing on my characters."

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    Kim Mahood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha too true, DO NOT BLUNT THE SEWING SCISSORS!

    Rose Button 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a seamstress and I couldn't even laugh. The worst sin...

    the annoying theatre kid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for anyone who doesn't sew: you're not supposed to use sewing scissors for anything other then cutting fabric, because they go blunt super easily.

    Stew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom when I touch her sewing scissors.

    Vexorg2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar feelings when my husband grabs the regular scissors instead of the cooking scissors or a knife to open his bacon package... especially since they're stored just 2 steps apart.

    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar anger (almost) to my ex when she found me using her hairdressing scissors while wrapping xmas presents, I mean, it's only paper and tape but, yeah!

    Faith Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up in my house-four women, two sewing machines and ONE pair of Fiskars! And God help you if you used them for something other than fabric and did not return them to their "special" place after using them!

    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy more. I live a.one and slowly acquired a wide selection for particular uses. You deserve the right tool for the task.

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    Kim Mahood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do seem so offended when they've been touched...

    Misty Pendergrast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, yep. In reality, their skin has glands that secrete their scent, and licking their fur tugs on those glands and releases the scent. It's stressful for them to have someone else's scent on them (they'll sit down and lick even after they've rubbed against you), so they lick to refresh their own scent on their fur.

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    aroace man, but german 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    always pet them the way their fur is going, don't scratch where there is alot of fur, and NEVER, and i mean NEVER, pet their belly unless they roll over, unless you want death.

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it took 30 minutes to get laying right and you messed it up. If someone messed your hair after you got it fixed how would you feel. Lol.

    D K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens every time I pick up one of my kitties and give them kisses…. They lick my kisses off as soon as I put them back down 😭

    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One minute he's practically living on my lap and the next I'm not allowed to even breath in his general direction.

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    To our question whether the artist has noticed some sort of change in her drawing style, Jess answered that the quality of her works has improved since she started. "When I began, I was just using my finger to draw on my phone but my brother called the local paper for me and asked them to consider putting my comics in the paper, to which they said yes so I upgraded to an iPad and Apple Pencil which made a big change to the quality of my work for obvious reasons. I also moved on from Doodle Buddy to Clip Studio where I could draw with vector lines and have layers (which was a game-changer!)"

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    Sarah McCabe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's f*****g hilarious! We've all been there, just most of us too embarrassed to admit it 😁

    steampunk dandelion
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't mean to be like this but... it's literally never happened to me... is my p*ssy broken?

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    Cee Mor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH yeah and like men aren't equally gross (-;

    Dani
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to her book in the third frame? lol

    Celeste
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least mine completed a journey. Yours just completes a violent exodus.

    Gi-nnyWeasley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure most of us can relate

    Cel Ru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Playing beef with queef chaser.

    Jody Whitmarsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Through Labialand and over Clitoria

    Henry Hagens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never heard of that before

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    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahahahahaa..that smug face look....also reminds me of a character in Rango

    KitFrey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm can't remember which one though....

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    KJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ministry of silly walks wants your number.

    Lady Goofball
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I walked by a group of cute guys on the beach boardwalk, I would invariably stub my sandals on one of the boards and come close to falling on my face. Very sexy!

    Ola Polowczyk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came to the comment section for Monty Python references. And I wasn't disappointed 😁

    Jeanne Ferrier
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must've learned that from the Ministry of Silly Walks

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    Jess admitted that she was self-conscious of putting herself out there when she first started to draw comics. "I thought people would think I was weird and laugh but instead people tag their friends and say stuff like 'this is me' and 'omg are you looking in my windows for comic ideas?' It’s been so fun to find out that there are so many other weirdos out there. A lot of fans have sent me DMs and I have quite a few new friends I’ve made all over the world now who I chat to almost daily (shout out to you guys, you know who you are!) It’s like my comics have been a beacon to all the other weirdos who are just like me, haha."

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    Cat Palmer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe there's a dog variety of the same syndrome.

    The Shark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a very common condition among cat owners 😂

    Nick Huson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call that "cat-atonic" in our household.

    lucygoosey0903
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the s that we would all draw in elementary school

    Ben Steinberg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We say, "I'm C-O-L, could you please..." (COL = Cat On Lap)

    C Altman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if my husband would ever be washing dishes

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    Kim Mahood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I'm gonna have to practice keeping my eyes straight while pulling faces 😛

    SCP 504
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t, my eyebrows are too expressive

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    Saj
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mumble obscenities under mine usually...

    Mystery
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell did I just see... I need unsee juice now

    Alette Søefeldt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ask if my new Botox lips are bit too much, or if they like my new lip piercing 🤪

    Amy Doyle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally keep doing this, like if I don't like someone instead of rolling my eyes for them to see I make face at them under my mask. It somehow makes me feel slightly better, I have no idea what I'm going to do when you don't have to wear masks anymore.

    Regina phalange
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to mouth f**k you and see if they notice

    Jessica N
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a customer call in a complaint to our company that i made a "disrespectful face under my mask". Lmfao. I wish i knew what it was to add it to resting face

    K. M.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Person: *Saying something stupid* Me with my mask on: *Mouthing words at them*

    Sean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im not pulling faces but i still feel like i have to relearn controlling my face in public places if we ever dont have to wear masks anymore

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    These days the artist is pretty busy drawing, she has been getting a lot of illustrative work for logos, websites and magazines. "I’ve most recently drawn a podcast tile for the ABC (here in Australia), which was awesome. But I tend to split my time between that and sewing. A few years ago when we were planning our wedding I was looking at wedding dresses and all the nice ones were over $1000 so I decided to buy a sewing machine and teach myself to sew so I could make my dress, which I did and it was great! I now sew all my summer clothes and the occasional winter coat. I’ll be doing a fashion design course this year starting in July so time will tell if I go further down that path or keep the balance between drawing and sewing."

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    Edgar Obamwonyi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *everyone one with social anxiety(i.e me)

    Yoga Kitty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate going to the hairdresser's. It NEVER looks like I wanted and my hair and skin feels absolutely terrible for at least two weeks after because I cannot stand their shampoo. Since covid started they will no longer allow any cuts without washing first - even if you come in with still wet hair because you just washed it two minutes ago at home...

    Amy Doyle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was literally me last summer. I asked for a full head of highlights and had my hair cut from the bottom of my back to my shoulders. She used a cap and a crochet needle to painfully pull tiny strands through my head, and when I tell you there was no difference to my hair, I had one blonde streak in the front, and my hair at the front was different lengths. But when she finished I said I love it, and then a few weeks later went to another hairdressers to have her fix it and get the highlights I wanted 😂

    buttonpusher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you get it cut cos you're fed up with it, then regret it a few hours later. Every damn time.

    L.a. Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell her so she can fix it. If you don't she'll do it again.

    Ironass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know i think highlights aren't supposed to

    Annie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supposed to what?( Just wondering )

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    Elliot Fowler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is normal. When my brother started wearing glasses he looked so weird. It took a couple weeks for use to get used to his new look

    Bexxxxx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same feeling when you do wear glasses but just get a new pair! I always feel really funny looking when I get new glasses

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    Robert Trebor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wore glasses from age 4 to 69. Cataract surgery. No glasses. My brothers were creeped out to see me without them. Three years now, and I still try to push them up, even though they are not there anymore.

    That nerd Zoe ️‍🇺🇲🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who says that is rude but I kind of understand cuz my friend just got contacts and she looks very different!

    Amy Doyle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I literally just got glasses about a year ago, and I recently got contacts because it's annoying having to constantly wear your glasses especially with masks on. When I tell you every single person I know has said you look weird without your glasses now is an understatement. Even shopkeepers have commented on it. I like my glasses but I'm still going to wear contacts now and again they will just have to get used to it.

    Phyzzi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same for guys and beards...

    best turtle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people say i look like a zombie from a classic movie without my glasses

    ohjojo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You look cartoon adorable either way

    Zenypツ
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    3 years ago

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    ThatsBats
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens to me all the time.

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    Jess' motivation to draw has changed over the years. "I’m not too proud to say that a big motivator for me at one stage was the likes and shares, I loved the validation and I was addicted to it. But a couple of years ago the Instagram algorithm changed and many comic artists (including myself) had a massive crash in numbers and we were shattered. I went from having 5000 likes per post as an average down to 500 and because I’d told myself that the numbers dictated the quality of my work, I just hated everything I did from then on and I got a massive block. This happened just before Covid, too, which was a pretty bloody depressing time to come up with funny jokes, it just seemed so pointless. 

    But now, I don’t care about the numbers anymore and I draw a lot more organically. If I think of something funny and I feel like drawing it, I will. I don’t think about whether or not it's broad enough for everyone to like it or if people might think it’s stupid. I guess in that way I’ve gone back to where I first began."

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    Kataroni
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone who tries to make their cat vegan should be torn apart, like in this comic

    MarmotArchivist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I’m vegan and I hate animal cruelty." But you cruelly deny your cat the meat it needs to be healthy?

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    Nezuko Kamado
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't give cats or dogs vegan food. It's not healthy for them

    Jon S.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Certainly not cats (obligate carnivores), but they sell 'complete' vegan diets for dogs and the vets say its healthy for them. I don't know why you would though, seems easier to get a rabbit...Unless I suppose you are a vegan who rescues dogs?

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    JLBigboote
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't ever feed your cat "vegan" food. Ever. Dogs are omnivorous, and can, in some cases, be fed on (mostly) plant based diets. Cats are carnivores. They CANNOT be given "vegan" or vegetarian food because they need animal protein. You will slowly kill your cat if you feed them exclusively vegan/vegetarian food. It's close to starving to death, and starving to death is one of the most painful and horrible ways to die.

    Giga Bit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try saying that to the vegan teacher..

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mistreating a living animal by feeding them inappropriate food is not a very vegan thing.

    L.a. Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are carnivores than meas they eat and need meat. If you want a pet to be vegan with you get a dog like us are omnivores.

    Amy Doyle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like that vegan teacher person on YouTube who feed her dog vegan food, like they need meat for protein and everything else. I understand if it's a choice you want to make, but if you can't let your dog or cat or whatever animal you have eat meat then you shouldn't have it.

    Mrt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs have lived with humans for a long time, and they are used to eating leftovers and stuff. Vegan diet might not be so harmful for them. But cats are wild creatures and need meat!

    Pam Ives
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I offered my dog vegan bacon once (I thought it was terrible.) He gave it a sniff and gave me a look that equal parts disgusted and disappointed.

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    Christopher Chiles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHA! THe close up of the wonky cat eyes!!!

    GadgetGirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our cat only attacks bare legs. *Pajamas Of Protection!*

    buttonpusher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me last year but on the stairs. A neighbour cat was caught sneaking around. Fight broke out under my feet, I fell and got knocked out for a bit. When I was found the cat was sitting on me all "This is my spot now!".

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    Mistralok
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    3 years ago

    Ba dum tssshhh!

    Stew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do cows have bells? Cuz their horns don't work

    𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋!(new account)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those that didn't laugh at this is...laughtose intolerant hehe🤭

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    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling...

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling

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    Sareya Hester
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is literally me when I wake up in the morning. WE don't talk about Bruno no no no no, WE don't talk about Brunooooo...BUT

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am just here for everything happening in these comments.

    Peppy Piplup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's either that or "PRESSURE LIKE A DRIP, DRIP, DRIP, THAT'LL NEVER STOP, WHOA-OH. PRESSURE THAT'LL TIP, TIP, 'TILL YOU JUST GO POP, WHOA-OH-OH-OH"

    elysse stands with the ukraine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GIVE IT TO YOUR SISTER, YOUR SISTERS OLDER, GIVE HER ALL THE HEAVY STUFF WE CANT SHOULDER

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    Queen fhk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After watching encanto.... another addiction

    Jasmine Hufflepuff Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This song has been stuck in my head for days and I'm not mad about it.

    Ashley Shaffer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm only mad about it because I keep singing it in class. Then the kids start singing it. But then we can't stop singing it and we have things to learn. But at random times during the day we sing about Bruno.

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    CelticElff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, you made me cackle so loudly the dog just gave me side-eye. I connected my Spotify to the kitchen Google Hub and blasted "We Don't Talk About Bruno" just this afternoon, for the sole purpose of annoying my teenager ("MOM!! You're EVIL!!") Heheheheheh

    ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣_𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was in my head most of the day, and it's looking like it's gonna be there all night.☺️

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    Tygalily
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The entire millennial/Z gen. Just add meltdowns & riots & the need for safe spaces 🤣

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    KiwiBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    relieved to know I'm not the only one lol

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    So we can't swear.... But nudity is okay on BP?

    Sea otter simone/ froggy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    an animated character with no breasts or vag hardly counts as nudity, BasedWang

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    Jonathan West
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, cookie dough is better than cookies, no doubt.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just leave out the eggs and put the flower into the oven beforehand and you're golden. No tummy ache, just deliciousness.

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    Mark Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah man leave the bowl!!!!!!

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use to make fosting my husband was fine with it cost less than chocolates I liked. I only had to do leave the once.

    Amy Doyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Ben and Jerry's cookie dough ice-cream, and I buy it for the cookie dough.

    Bobbie Meyers
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    3 years ago

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    Ewww, raw cookie dough!🤢

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    *Displayname*=idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that when I was very little. My mother said "come inside stay inside" and i was having fun and did not want to go inside.... (i also blamed it on the dog)

    Pia kjærgaard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaaaarrrggggghhhh……!!!!!! Run!!!!😱🤦🏼‍♀️

    Candace Foran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, that made me laugh really loud on the bus and everyone is staring at me like I'm crazy! Lol

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    Patricia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This artist draws that face (in the last box) better than anybody I've ever seen! So emotive! lol

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Y gene, that is not cool. Keep your face about my face to yourself

    Mary Dellenbusch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I feel the pain. Being European, we get hairy as we get older. Sucks ass big time.

    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my gf’s little ‘stache

    Rangel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard at this one lol

    NES (he/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ick, I hate it when people refer to mustashes as "whiskers". It's just a thing I have.

    Robecca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed too hard at this one 😂

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    Meridith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no. how bout a spacecraft, start by staying 248,655 miles away

    Veronica Sjöberg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to look up "motorboating" on wiktionary. I'm in my 30's and never heard about it. Seems totally meaningless so I get her response.

    Susan Barker
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    3 years ago

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    He is telling her that she is too heavy for him to aeroplane her so the best he can do for her fast butt is to tow her along rather than lift her. She is wondering if he really meant to body shame her and also if she really is too fat. She is wondering whether his love is contingent upon her body size and shape or if it is unconditional. FYI, obesity is partly a genetic condition and is a health issue, not a matter of choice. As matter of fact, scientific studies have shown that often fat people consume less total food than thin ones. There is a LOT of prejudice and judgment of fat people out there and it is terribly hurtful. I know. I am a fat person.

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    Munchkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i pretend i have telekenesis for 30 minutes before i finally accept that im not a superhero and slowly roll across the couch for something

    Pia kjærgaard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Love being Me,My Self & I,but damn…. When these things happens🙇‍♀️🙈

    C Altman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me awhile to figure out it is a remote

    Amy Doyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm that lazy I normally try and get it with my feet as I have really long legs.

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you don't have a blanket, pillow, soda, and, chips .

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaand this is why I have set up voice control. I would rather be surveiled 24/7 then have to get up to get, or worse look for, the remote.

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    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat: I WANNA GO OUT! Me: It’s -30C, you won’t like it. Cat: OUT NOW! Me: [opens door] Cat: [filthy look] BAD HOOMAN. NASTY COLD, SNOW! Me: [closes door] Cat: [different door 1 minute later] I WANNA GO OUT! Me: Uh, still -30 outside Cat: OUT NOW!! Me: [deep sigh, opens door] Cat: HOW DARE YOU OPEN DOOR TO NASTY COLD SNOW AGAIN?!? Me: [ok, only one more door to go…]

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with food xD Cat: GIVE GIVE GIVE GIVE MEEEEE Me: you wont like it sweetie its not meat Cat: GIIIIIIVE GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE Me: fine! *shows cat i have carrots* Cat: NOOOOO I DONT WANT THIIIIS I WANT WHAT YOU HAAAVE Me: but....this is what i have!!! Cat: YOU LIE GIVE ME WHAT YOU HAVE

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    Amy Doyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear my cat literally annoys me so much but I love him. Most of the time.

    Alya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they even come in at all 🙄🙄 I always give them an ultimatum of "in or out. Whichever you choose that's it." But then 2 seconds later they meow and I'm up again bc I'm weak 🙄

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat: ew everything is white mother make the white stuff go away Me: sorry sweetie i cant make the snow go away. Cat: .....but....i dont like it...make it go away Me: i dont like it either but we gotta deal Cat: fine then make the birds n green stuff come back Me: still outta my power. Cat: -.- i am VERY unhappy with the situation im in n you better fix it

    Jody Whitmarsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear this at 4am because the super double stuff that's named Oreo, thinks she's starving and knows I get up early

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just to check if they can and to keep the help on their toes.

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    Leet_loves_space
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the hell just happened this is a weird exchange

    Catarina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why Ug not put Snu in safe senders?

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    Wayne Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people think that the first kiss is a sign of being comfortable in the new relationship. But it's not, it's the first fart.

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my husband do this to each other all the time 😂

    Pia kjærgaard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the Guys Farts its Wow!!! When women do it ; Take them to the Court & execute them!!!!🤬👊

    Deni Castro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there were the nooners.

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    Why?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, eye of newt and toe of frog.

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    *Displayname*=idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sick me: can I have a sprite and some crackers.... sister: no get it yourself. Sick me: *coughs while making eye contact with my mother* Sister: ughhh fine.

    Pia kjærgaard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men when they are sick ; I’m dying!!! Babe,it’s just a Cold U Got !! Him ; Nope, I wont make it till tomorrow!!! I know it!!!! 1-2 hours after being in laber for 19 hours,giving birth that took 10 hours & the poor little one was out with out with a Cup,getting sewed up all the mess….. Mama get up,so she Can go Home to the rest of the family & take care of them💪🏼 U see women do that every Day 💪🏼👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you wouldn't ask for stuff when you were feeling bad if you had someone nice enough to get it for you even if it slightly irritated them?

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    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was all good until the spoon. I woulda just walked away

    TBudz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have definitely done this a few times with my bf. But I make sure to pay with plenty of love.

    Jeff Bunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is every day at my house whether she’s sick or not.

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, if he were sick...

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    Justin Morgan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to eat some.bacon but never understood people's obsession with it

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pigs=wonderful. Bacon= yummy. Pigs win. YAY, PIGS GET TO LIVE.

    Amy Doyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it with like an English breakfast or an a sandwich or roll but I only really have it on an odd occasion.

    Alya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he was wearing a fancy old fashioned collar in the second panel lol

    Sofia Gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *as I'm literally sitting here eating bacon*

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    DragonsCrushesCatsMe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh yeah, except they flipped each other off in an old fashion way where you flick your thumb between your two front teeth

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    IDK It's Whatever
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh we are ready Romeo and Juliet at school lol

    Rench
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pick and flick or blow and throw?

    Tygalily
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sent this one to the OM, when kids annoy him this is his default threat. It usually works. But sometimes..... 😂😂😂

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    Ironass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (amazing drawing of a cougar) me when i try drawing animals

    Duncan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, but recently I watched a video to learn how to draw a dog. I draw them all the time now for my daughter.

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    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We also have bears ,alligators ,cayman. Stupid people with hand guns. Coyotes wolves.

    Elise G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is way scarier. They have bears. And thousands of tigers in unregulated backyard "zoos". And so many guns. And neo Nazi apologists in government. And Qanon conspiracy theorists in government. And a bizarre hatred for government regulation that's turned them into a capitalist hellscape that offers no protections to those in need of it. I'll keep the spiders, thanks mate

    Khaos Childe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s true. I’m NEVER going to Australia…spiders, snakes, crocs, spiders…even the bats can kill you

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget bats they have deadly plants like looking/touching it can kill/damage you👍

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    Bouk Book
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only scary thing here is our prime minister

    Amy Doyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly can never go to Australia I think I could deal with the crocodiles as long as I go no where near lakes or anything but it's the spiders for me, and everything seems to quadruple in size in Australia so yea I just can't. 😂

    Charlie Taube
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wolves, cougars/mountain lions, Bears (Both black and several varieties of Brown), Rattlesnakes, Alligators and of course we share the most dangerous of all, Homo Sapiens.

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    getting into and out of a a sports bra is a workout in and of itself

    Lijo Kim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why they're called sports bras /j

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    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never wear pants like that I get so uncomfortable

    Munchkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just pull up your pants so your belly disappears... me and my belly pooch

    Lynn Stultz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man.. LOVE THIS ARTIST! 🤣

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the fart ghosts are scared and shocked..

    Patricia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I could never join an exercise class!

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for a change of diet.

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I beginning to think vegan diet makes you very gassy. Maybe eat meat instead.

    Amy Doyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog and cat are honestly the worst for this, like they are normally silent too and sometimes you literally have to evacuate the room. I've made the mistake too many times to check to see if it was the dog or the cat, literally almost died.

    Flops
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with all the "passing wind" scenarios, I'm beginning to think the cartoonist might need a diagnosis....

    Candace Foran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have got the hell out of there at the first sound!

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    der sebbl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are only his legs tanned

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He might be a mechanic working under cars? :-)

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    Willow Barsotti Hicks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t laugh at them . Me: already laughing and not stoping

    Meridith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just wach. my laugh will be more colorful than your legs

    Vexorg2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very similar to a geology tan but face & arms would be just as brown.

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laugh at my hairdo instead

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    Kim Mahood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually the other way around...

    Justin Morgan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever get a cut I try to wrap it before my wife sees it because she always over reacts

    Amy Doyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I swear when any man I've met is sick you know right away. My dad literally takes common cold to a whole new level, and my mother who is sick everyday of her life gets on with things

    Duckbadger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “It’s just a flesh wound!”

    Mina Minx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol @ one stick arm one thick arm.

    AccioQueenFans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the stupid nurse gives you an ice pack for frostbite

    Barbara Wilbur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are the opposite, but it's still funny.

    Kimberly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems inaccurate to me....

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    DragonsCrushesCatsMe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't get the dashes in that speech bubble....????????

    murple
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s to show that Caroline wasn’t listening to what the other person was saying

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    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was showing phonic part she left off.

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    Pia kjærgaard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relationsships are Comfy 😍😂 I put around 2-10 kg On in the first 2 yrs!!!! U are more Home,eating a lot more than when U where single,Snacking more etc etc Most stop exercising. Before when they where Singles,they had to make them attractive to find a made. Its the Nature👍🥰🤣😂

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    Kim Mahood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Cheese has gotta bet the vegan gateway drug...

    Dylan Dowds
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, eggs or milk-- those bastards are in EVERYTHING.

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    The Shark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not wrong! 😆 Sneaking fried chicken from the fridge at 2am in high school was my first clue I had failed as a veggie. lol

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    Sareya Hester
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aMe & my mom are going on a gluten-free diet now out of know where gluten keeps pop'n up like '''i know you want me.''

    JLBigboote
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only reason to go on a gluten free diet is if you have celiacs. Gluten is good and helpful for your diet. If you want to cut carbs out that's a different story, but gluten itself is good for you.

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    Ray Heap
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! I laughed loud in the pub just now.

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    Potato patato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly for NYC one of the people in charge (can't remember if mayor or governor) is a fuçking dùmbass and removed the mask mandate

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    Kim Mahood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't kids just the greatest

    Mistralok
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Started with it's own fertilizer.

    Quentin ingulfumble
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister broke her finger. It involved jack daniels. I told her son she broke her finger wiping her bum too quick. Her son told all the other moms outside the school that she broke her finger wiping her bum. I almost died laughing!

    Pia kjærgaard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some times U wish U’r Kids was born completly without ability to speak,Siiiiiiigh!!!!🙇‍♀️

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said something like that about my mom once…

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    Phyzzi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost like cats... except they can't hear it a mile away through several closed doors.

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    TyrantrumGogoat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's really easy to kill plants, so I think they are saying this plant is hard to kill and she still killed it.

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    Cat Palmer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little sister was like this. I got her an artificial plant which could be plugged in to make the leaves move, and she killed that too!

    Pia kjærgaard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Son Can kill EVERY PLANT,inkl a PLASTIC!!

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    The Shark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a job you degenerate waste and go buy your own, MAN.

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    Nimitz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else grow up thinking your mom was a good cook? Only to later realize that everything was burnt and poorly seasoned? My family thinks I'm a master chef nowadays cause I can make decent food.

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    der sebbl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's doing the comic you looking at in this comic. Comicception If you will

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    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried it once but in my hands it was more the French wounded duck

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    Peppy Piplup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like playing a clarinet and hearing it go SCEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH because you blew into it too hard.

    Carrie Hopkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, no one is getting this reference? :(

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I play the spectator...quite a role I tell you..

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    Agfox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the other hand, it will feel like a different person doing it - or so I've been told ;-)

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    Why?
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it's not followed by VD-day!

    creative user name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sigh* V is vagina, which is where she pointing at in the 2 panel, dunno the 4th one tho.

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    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to my shop! Let me cut your mop! Let me shave your crop! Dain-tily! Dain-tily! Hey, you! Don't look so perplexed! Why must you be vexed! Can't you see you're next? Yes, you're next! You're so next!"

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    Nonexistant Shoelace (he/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh mah gawd, zis iz me! What's this phenomenon called? EDIT: Why the downvotes? I had a serious question.

    Jo Frey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Choking. As we get older, it often becomes more difficult to swallow certain foods. Mashed potatoes are a big culprit.

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    *Displayname*=idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do little kids come up with this kind of stuff.. *cold shudder*

    Leet_loves_space
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine if we had a room full of vegetables that you had to eat

    The Shark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soo many boogers .......

    DragonsCrushesCatsMe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg if you went barefeet in my bedroom....

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “This is the only god news. Everything else is s**t”

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just shave it. Waxing isn't worth the hassle.

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    The Shark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hanes. No joke. Lol

    Stew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh....... . . .. . . . . . . .no

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