30 Of The Funniest And Most Bizarre Things Posted By Official Social Media Accounts (New Pics)

Some just needs to 'shop a little skateboard under it.

The Cask of the Amontillado ...a story worth reading.

This entire Twitter account is absolute gold.

It's probably regarding that proverb that states once you save someone's life, you are responsible for that person for the rest of their life. What have you done for him lately?

PETA's logo is disrespectful to rabbits and hares. They should change it to a steaming turd.

At least you won't have to worry about pulling your punches on the annual review.

No. She's nice. Morgan's a Tw@t.

Wallace responded to all the allegations of misconduct against him by whinging, "13 complaints out of 4,000 contestants!" As if to say, "Surely that's an acceptable number?"

I, too, "really really want to see that."

Those cups really should have a pouring point on the rim so they could be reused at home as measuring jugs. Think about recycling folks.

I'm interested in their research.

Dang. Duo came out swinging.

add your cormorants here

Is it just me or does this look like AI?

Try yoghurt instead.

Fụck that. It will always be Twitter and tweets.

How a toddler falls asleep immediately after having a tantrum about how not-tired they are.

Gingerbread Chan.

He is one of Bob Marley's backing singers. OK, I know this isn't a whale, just go with the joke.

nobody looking at the candy hon.

Not necesarilly Hellman's but yeah.

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Tasmania ordered theirs from Finland and when they arrived realised that the infrastructure to berth them wont be ready for another two years

Ew.

Greggs

Oh god it’s Australia too 🤦‍♀️

So this is how you make a cheaper Avengers movie.

Uhh, context please lol

They need a Lautner look alike in there.

Nice bird.

The right product to get rid of evidence of the real crime.

Fragmentation, like a starfish. Split one, you get two.

Dr. Pepper: Wes have good bedside manner.

Smell this weiner.

I can't do that, Dave.

worlds smallest head

Alcohol

Modern art. Put it in a gallery with a price tag of a million. Oh, almost forgot - duct tape a banana to it.

Thanks Colonel, I might stop eating chairs now. Might.

Are they rocking it?

fecking eejits

If that doesn't say "How do you do, fellow kids" then I don't know what does.

So no American will be able to say the safe word

I thought the "I am Speed" psych-up was wierd until I realized there was a racecar driver named Lake Speed.

You can't park it there mate.

???

Sleeping and skipping breakfast

A steal at US$ 43.59 on a popular online marketplace. Don't imagine they'll sell too many.

Did she... put a chastity belt on her a*s?

The last Pokémon I'd want in the kitchen is Snorlax.

Now make them out of terra cotta

Who checked to see if the same font was used twice?

Is that Gypsie Rose?

Mint isn't a fruit.

Patsy Stone.

That is hat.

IDKBIDC

Those little babies will keep Long John's in business forevermore.

Some people will fawn over this picture.