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Everyone says something stupid from time to time. Though, most of us probably get away with it pretty easily, since people just laugh it off and forget about our silly brain farts pretty fast. However, if you're one of the famous people then it's a completely different story. It appears that everything a popular celebrity says (or tweets) is carefully logged on the internet and available at all times. Especially if that person doesn't appear to be the smartest cookie in the jar or is lacking some basic education, then that kooky celebrity quote is going to be here forever.
We here at Bored Panda decided to dig into that cloud of shame and find out what are the most stupid quotes that were said by Hollywood stars and famous people from different paths of stardom. From funny to completely delusional, these interesting quotes will certainly make you feel better that you're not the one who said these things in public. Scroll below to read the dumb quotes list!
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#1
Carl Everett
"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."
Terd Fergison 6 years ago
Someone please put him back in school. Sports and religion both seem to be against critical thinking.
Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
The serpent, who evolved into the first paparazzo?
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Jo Choto 6 years ago
The Bible doesn't mention wombats, weeping willows, wigs or wankers, but they all exist, I promise!
Virgil Blue 6 years ago
And bacteria, ameoba and viruses. They dont get any bible love too.
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Gabriel Sbárbaro 6 years ago
This is the perfect example of the destructive power religions have over brains...
Virgil Blue 6 years ago
I bet he is one of those "they be giants" or "the nephilim" kind of persons.
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Shalene Kissior 4 years ago
The Bible described an animal that had a tail compared to a cedar tree. So yeah that has to be a dinosaur
Laura Roberts 6 years ago
So my statement saying that saying people in sports and religion are against critical thinking isn’t kind gets 5 downvotes?! What’s wrong with people??! I was talking about not only my family being intelligent people but also others in the professional world, church leaders, etc. I did NOT upvote on the comment about atheists not being intelligent. I DO NOT LIKE WHEN PEOPLE AREN’T KIND AND PEOPLE THINK THAT’S WRONG? How about we don’t poke so much fun at people? Including people behind a computer/phone screen.
Teri Donovan 6 years ago
Who actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples? They were supposedly the ONLY people.
Terd Fergison 6 years ago
In fact the fossil records, combined with DNA records, combined other forms of science clearly disprove the creation myth. We share DNA with our common ancestors.
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XiaLi Wang 2 years ago
The Bible never said it was an apple... only a fruit. Apples aren't mentioned until King Solomon talked about them roughly half way through the Bible. Since there was a huge time gap between Adam and Eve dying and Solomon being born I highly doubt he saw what they ate
Chris Sprucefield 6 years ago
Who saw Adam and Eve, if they were the first people on earth? Carl, even LOGIC disagrees with you...
Annett Vikstrand 6 years ago
Actually, there were several other human beings at the time of "Adam" and "Eve" Their 2 surviving sons could not have gotten kids without women... So maybe someone saw them. If they were the only ones, then they saw each other, at least. But very many have seen the skeletons of dinosaurs. 😂
Myriam Ickx 6 years ago
What about the fossils? God put dinosaurs' fossils in the ground just to puzzle us? Definitely many more people saw dinosaurs' fossils than Adam and Eve eating THE apple (which we're not even sure was an apple)!
Lana Jig-maker 6 years ago
We don't know a lot of what God did. Science and Math shouldn't be used to try to oppose a belief/faith. However, Everett is a little off in how he uses his deduction.
Terd Fergison 6 years ago (edited)
Why shouldn't science and math be used to disprove belief? Some christian scientists believe the only medicine is prayer and they let their children die in agony of diseases science can cure. There are millions of more examples of harm from superstition and religion. If your belief is wrong, then that is a bad thing. Why not try to hold as many true beliefs as possible? Beliefs should be supported by evidence.
Load More Replies... SarcasticGamer 6 years ago
Why yes, I did see Adam and Eve eat that apple from that evil snake...
Cindy Snow 6 years ago
Wow. Not everything that exists is in the bible...also it says " great beasts" and " leviathon" and " unicorn" in certain translations of the bible...and the word " dinisaur" wasn't invented till the 1800s. Dude fails religion and science. Lol.
L McN 6 years ago
Science and religion are not actually at odd's, despite people like this making obviously fallacious statements. Also, despite the supposedly educated who believe that they can never actually agree. I admit that the "at odds" portion does seem to be logical and prevalent....but only if people are not using real logic in either.
Karin Morris 6 years ago
Seriously? He never saw a T rex skeleton in the museum? Does he live under a rock?
Bart Simpsons 6 years ago
hes not wrong, i got the footage of adam and eve eating apples and they are in UHD resolution, so you can clearly distinguished which who and what on their hands/mouth!
Lucy Shupe 6 years ago
Wow those bones I’ve seen at the University of Wyoming must be fake then.
Terd Fergison 6 years ago
Well according to the bible, some people saw him. One dude even had a drunken wrestling match with god. The bible totally contradicts itself. It says that god can never be seen, then it says some people can see god, then it says one guy literally wrestled god. Silly, silly book.
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Geoffrey Holland 6 years ago
Carl was never the brightest bulb at any point in his career or life.
goodmorning 6 years ago
He really say that without make fun or want to be sarcastic ? It could be a very good sarcastic comment.
Kristy P 6 years ago
Oh, really? Who was this person watching Adam and Eve if they were the only people on earth?
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#2
Shaquille O’Neal
Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?”
Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”
#3
Kanye West
"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."
#4
Britney Spears
"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"
#5
Paris Hilton
"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."
Komal Aprajita Pandey 6 years ago
I don't live in North America. I live in the United States of America
#6
Jaden Smith
“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”
Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
It would make zero difference to intelligence, but now with an uneducated society.
#7
Christina Aguilera
"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
Komal Aprajita Pandey 6 years ago
I don't know why they choose France every year over other countries.
#8
Jessica Simpson
“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”
#9
Brooke Shields
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life"
#10
Justin Bieber
When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”
Final score:
150points
#11
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, "No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
#13
Mike Tyson
"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian"
Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 6 years ago
It was just a small mistake. Everyone needs to just Chile out.
#14
Dalai Lama
“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”
#15
Sienna Miller
"I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is."
Komal Aprajita Pandey 6 years ago
the pessimist says it can't get more worse but the optimist says ofcourse it can
#16
Kim Kardashian
Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: "I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."
Molly Universe 6 years ago
*That's* the one you chose? An internet search reveals that pretty much everything she says is dumb.
#17
Craig T. Nelson
"I've been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No."
Brandi VanSteenwyk 6 years ago (edited)
And... What exactly are foodstamps and welfare if they aren't "help"?? Well, I suppose some people consider them a lifestyle....
#18
Bill O'reilly
"I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…"
#19
Amanda Bynes
To Rihanna "Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough"
Komal Aprajita Pandey 6 years ago
no Amanda he beat her because he took her for granted and wasn't taught you can't hurt anybody else's body
#20
Geraldo Rivera
“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.”
#21
Kelly Osbourne
"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?"
#22
Mitt Romney
"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love."
#23
David Beckham
"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."
Brandi VanSteenwyk 6 years ago
In his defense, "Christening" is in reference to "Christ" and Christianity and thus, could apply to multiple religious rituals/rites.
#26
Elizabeth Hurley
"I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. (laughter) She was very big.”
#27
George Gobel
"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
Final score:
76points
#28
Lena Dunham
“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”
#29
Sylvester Stallone
"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."
Komal Aprajita Pandey 6 years ago
the nervous breakdown he will have when informed that a paintbrush is non - living commodity.
#31
R Kelly
"All of a sudden, you’re, like, the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.”
#33
Guy Ritchie
"It's okay to have beliefs, just don't believe in them."
#34
Michelle Rodriguez
About taking on the role of Green Lantern Jessica Cruz: "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. I think it's so stupid because of this whole minorities in Hollywood thing. It's so stupid. Stop stealing all the white people's superheroes. Make up your own. What's up with that?"
#35
Paris Hilton
"I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."
#36
Will Smith
"If it was something that I really committed myself to, I don't think there's anything that could stop me becoming President of the United States."
#37
David Hasselhoff
"I've got taste. It's inbred in me."
#38
Jim Morrison
"I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is just...in between."
Final score:
5points
#39
Morrissey
"Long hair is an unpardonable offence which should be punishable by death."
#40
Ke$ha
"If I smear glitter on my face, you don't have a choice—you will be more attracted to me."
Michał Jastrzębski 6 years ago
well, gravitationally, by a small margin - probably. Because of added mass. But thats about it.
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Molly Universe 6 years ago
Let us not forget Sir Cheeto, king of lies: "I have a great relationship with the blacks." "The beauty of me is that I'm very rich." "Grab them by the pussy." "I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." I can keep going.
Phil Boswell 6 years ago
Dumb, yes, but human nonetheless…show me a Panda who never said anything dumb!
Guy MacGregor 6 years ago
"Celebrities".... I had to google half of them cause I've never seen or heard about them
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
Nothing about Katy Perry and buffalo wings??? It was so popular Pizza Hut even hired her to be in a commercial.
ivan bolitekurac 6 years ago
I love this,and i love when people from hollywood teach us about morals,politics,world views ect
John Louis 6 years ago
How about the vast majority of what Charlie Sheen has said. Or some of George W. Bushism's.
Janine B. 6 years ago
Why seem so many Americans do not know about geography or other countries history?
Melissa Nunya 6 years ago
Kelly Pickler has said much worse. She is playing the "dumb blonde" card on purpose
Peikko 4 years ago
Yeah, I think many influencers and celebrities are doing that. Easy way to get attention (= more money). Kinda smart actually
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Tony Moon 6 years ago
So basically this was a rant about people saying things in a moment where they misspoke or misunderstood something, or were misunderstood, or just plain got something wrong, and everyone gets to gang up on them for making mistakes? This society is so sad that we must take the time to point out the faults of others and make fun of them. So very sad. I do hope our society can grow up one day.
Norma Withers 2 years ago
Elizabeth Hurley's remark was nasty and vicious.
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Salmaan Hashim 6 years ago (edited)
Trump was like,"We will build a wall. A great big beautiful wall. And a wall in colorado." Fans:*** Hit blunt Trump: Mexicans will not come thru the border of colorado!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
Molly Universe 6 years ago
Let us not forget Sir Cheeto, king of lies: "I have a great relationship with the blacks." "The beauty of me is that I'm very rich." "Grab them by the pussy." "I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." I can keep going.
Phil Boswell 6 years ago
Dumb, yes, but human nonetheless…show me a Panda who never said anything dumb!
Guy MacGregor 6 years ago
"Celebrities".... I had to google half of them cause I've never seen or heard about them
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
Nothing about Katy Perry and buffalo wings??? It was so popular Pizza Hut even hired her to be in a commercial.
ivan bolitekurac 6 years ago
I love this,and i love when people from hollywood teach us about morals,politics,world views ect
John Louis 6 years ago
How about the vast majority of what Charlie Sheen has said. Or some of George W. Bushism's.
Janine B. 6 years ago
Why seem so many Americans do not know about geography or other countries history?
Melissa Nunya 6 years ago
Kelly Pickler has said much worse. She is playing the "dumb blonde" card on purpose
Peikko 4 years ago
Yeah, I think many influencers and celebrities are doing that. Easy way to get attention (= more money). Kinda smart actually
Load More Replies... Tony Moon 6 years ago
So basically this was a rant about people saying things in a moment where they misspoke or misunderstood something, or were misunderstood, or just plain got something wrong, and everyone gets to gang up on them for making mistakes? This society is so sad that we must take the time to point out the faults of others and make fun of them. So very sad. I do hope our society can grow up one day.
Norma Withers 2 years ago
Elizabeth Hurley's remark was nasty and vicious.
Load More Replies... Salmaan Hashim 6 years ago (edited)
Trump was like,"We will build a wall. A great big beautiful wall. And a wall in colorado." Fans:*** Hit blunt Trump: Mexicans will not come thru the border of colorado!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
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