Everyone says something stupid from time to time. Though, most of us probably get away with it pretty easily, since people just laugh it off and forget about our silly brain farts pretty fast. However, if you're famous then it's a completely different story. It appears that everything a celebrity says (or tweets) is carefully logged on the internet and available at all times. Especially if that person doesn't appear to be the smartest cookie in the jar.

We here at Bored Panda decided to dig into that cloud of shame and find out what are the most clueless things celebrities have said. From funny to completely delusional, the quotes will certainly make you feel better that you're not the one who said these things in public. Scroll below to read the list!

#1

Carl Everett

Carl Everett

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."

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Terd Fergison
Community Member
10 months ago

Someone please put him back in school. Sports and religion both seem to be against critical thinking.

Flora Polvado
Community Member
10 months ago

He also needs to actually read his bible

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Jesper Rasmussen
Community Member
10 months ago

Who saw Adam and Eve? They were the only pople in the universe.

Marcellus the Third
Community Member
10 months ago

The serpent, who evolved into the first paparazzo?

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Jo Choto
Community Member
10 months ago

The Bible doesn't mention wombats, weeping willows, wigs or wankers, but they all exist, I promise!

Virgil Blue
Community Member
10 months ago

And bacteria, ameoba and viruses. They dont get any bible love too.

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Marcellus the Third
Community Member
10 months ago

*Scoffs* someone never saw Jurassic Park! Pff.

Gabriel Sbárbaro
Community Member
10 months ago

This is the perfect example of the destructive power religions have over brains...

Luisa Vasconcelos
Community Member
10 months ago

Asking for a friend : who saw Adam and Eve eating the apple ?

Ksenia M
Community Member
10 months ago

personally, I think it was the T-rex

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Ryo Bakura
Community Member
10 months ago

What does he think fossils are?

Virgil Blue
Community Member
10 months ago

I bet he is one of those "they be giants" or "the nephilim" kind of persons.

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John
Community Member
10 months ago

I mean, the Bible doesn't mention a lot of things. If your standard for truth is just what's in the book, that puts a finite cap on infinity.

Muscatta
Community Member
10 months ago

I saw a t-rex. Sure it was only a skeleton but it's more evidence than I've seen of Adam and Eve. And if they were real there would be no humans left, severe inbreeding woulda killed us off in only a couple generations wouldn't it?

Coco
Community Member
10 months ago

This is high in the stupidity rank.

Aria Whitaker
Community Member
10 months ago

This is so staggeringly stupid it makes my head hurt....

Minnie-me
Community Member
10 months ago

who says you need brains to play a sport?

Virgil Blue
Community Member
10 months ago

It also doesnt mention the sport he is a part of. His life is lie.

glowworm2
Community Member
10 months ago (edited)

🤣 I actually love this one.

Laura Roberts
Community Member
10 months ago

So my statement saying that saying people in sports and religion are against critical thinking isn’t kind gets 5 downvotes?! What’s wrong with people??! I was talking about not only my family being intelligent people but also others in the professional world, church leaders, etc. I did NOT upvote on the comment about atheists not being intelligent. I DO NOT LIKE WHEN PEOPLE AREN’T KIND AND PEOPLE THINK THAT’S WRONG? How about we don’t poke so much fun at people? Including people behind a computer/phone screen.

Teri Donovan
Community Member
10 months ago

Who actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples? They were supposedly the ONLY people.

Daniel Christie
Community Member
10 months ago

O my God who are the people that saw adam n eve ?

Alex J
Community Member
10 months ago

Dinosaur bones? Proof. Adam and Eve? No proof

Terd Fergison
Community Member
10 months ago

In fact the fossil records, combined with DNA records, combined other forms of science clearly disprove the creation myth. We share DNA with our common ancestors.

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Fixin'Ta
Community Member
10 months ago

I mean, I'm a Christian -- but this is really awful!

Candice Ravel
Community Member
10 months ago

Is this motherfucker for real?

Maisieb
Community Member
1 month ago

Lol

Lydia Reaves
Community Member
2 months ago

Um- WTF???

Lydia Reaves
Community Member
2 months ago

WHA....???

Maria Rohlen
Community Member
10 months ago

No one did see Adam and Eve ...

Chris Sprucefield
Community Member
10 months ago

Who saw Adam and Eve, if they were the first people on earth? Carl, even LOGIC disagrees with you...

Kristin Stuthard-Mendoza
Community Member
10 months ago

What an idiot.

Ser Gaffgarion
Community Member
10 months ago

completely misunderstood

Debbie
Community Member
10 months ago

Who saw them eat the apple? Noone ever saw god...

ShayLynne Bronson
Community Member
10 months ago

I like what he said

Annett Vikstrand
Community Member
10 months ago

Actually, there were several other human beings at the time of "Adam" and "Eve" Their 2 surviving sons could not have gotten kids without women... So maybe someone saw them. If they were the only ones, then they saw each other, at least. But very many have seen the skeletons of dinosaurs. 😂

Myriam Ickx
Community Member
10 months ago

What about the fossils? God put dinosaurs' fossils in the ground just to puzzle us? Definitely many more people saw dinosaurs' fossils than Adam and Eve eating THE apple (which we're not even sure was an apple)!

Marie Munoz
Community Member
10 months ago

I think he was dropped on his head as a child.

Lana Jig-maker
Community Member
10 months ago

We don't know a lot of what God did. Science and Math shouldn't be used to try to oppose a belief/faith. However, Everett is a little off in how he uses his deduction.

Terd Fergison
Community Member
10 months ago (edited)

Why shouldn't science and math be used to disprove belief? Some christian scientists believe the only medicine is prayer and they let their children die in agony of diseases science can cure. There are millions of more examples of harm from superstition and religion. If your belief is wrong, then that is a bad thing. Why not try to hold as many true beliefs as possible? Beliefs should be supported by evidence.

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SarcasticGamer
Community Member
10 months ago

Why yes, I did see Adam and Eve eat that apple from that evil snake...

Bill
Community Member
10 months ago

What person saw the ONLY TWO people on Earth eat an apple?

Cindy Snow
Community Member
10 months ago

Wow. Not everything that exists is in the bible...also it says " great beasts" and " leviathon" and " unicorn" in certain translations of the bible...and the word " dinisaur" wasn't invented till the 1800s. Dude fails religion and science. Lol.

L McN
Community Member
10 months ago

Science and religion are not actually at odd's, despite people like this making obviously fallacious statements. Also, despite the supposedly educated who believe that they can never actually agree. I admit that the "at odds" portion does seem to be logical and prevalent....but only if people are not using real logic in either.

Sharon Vaughn
Community Member
10 months ago

Wow. Just wow.

Karin Morris
Community Member
10 months ago

Seriously? He never saw a T rex skeleton in the museum? Does he live under a rock?

madeline tansey bryson
Community Member
10 months ago

Who saw Adam and eve???

Bart Simpsons
Community Member
10 months ago

hes not wrong, i got the footage of adam and eve eating apples and they are in UHD resolution, so you can clearly distinguished which who and what on their hands/mouth!

Callie Ge
Community Member
10 months ago

Wut? I think my IQ dropped 10 points just by reading that. Where do these people get their ijit ideas from.

Christina Sersif
Community Member
10 months ago

Stick to sports

jip 879
Community Member
10 months ago

Wow I actually never haven't dare to ask who the heck have seen Adam and Eve eating apples. I was raised Catholic and went to Catholic school as well. I feel dumb now.

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
10 months ago

He get hit in the head with a baseball one too many times?

Eva Zaqqum
Community Member
10 months ago

ouch, that hurts O_o

Lucy Shupe
Community Member
10 months ago

Wow those bones I’ve seen at the University of Wyoming must be fake then.

Laurie Stringer
Community Member
10 months ago

Ummmm...

Ula
Community Member
10 months ago

Haha yes the talking snake saw them.

debrina blackmoon
Community Member
10 months ago

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Mary Gamble
Community Member
10 months ago

Who saw them eatung apples if they were the first.

Cristina Sacchi
Community Member
10 months ago

O. M. G.

Lady Marmalade
Community Member
10 months ago

Oh god...

Valerie Lessard
Community Member
10 months ago

God said if you can't use your brain to make money, use your body

Kjorn
Community Member
10 months ago

sometime i suspect people being stupid like that just the the fun of it.

Isa
Community Member
10 months ago

My brain is melting...arrrgggg...stop stop!

kurisutofu
Community Member
10 months ago

Yeah! They had cameras and all!

Jjjane20
Community Member
10 months ago (edited)

And who has ever seen god?

Terd Fergison
Community Member
10 months ago

Well according to the bible, some people saw him. One dude even had a drunken wrestling match with god. The bible totally contradicts itself. It says that god can never be seen, then it says some people can see god, then it says one guy literally wrestled god. Silly, silly book.

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Geoffrey Holland
Community Member
10 months ago

Carl was never the brightest bulb at any point in his career or life.

goodmorning
Community Member
10 months ago

He really say that without make fun or want to be sarcastic ? It could be a very good sarcastic comment.

Hadassa Kalonji
Community Member
10 months ago

That's true!! PREACH!!

Harleen
Community Member
10 months ago

Sir, there ARE dinosaurs in the Bible *facepalm*

Rissie
Community Member
10 months ago

It's ok if people believe this (not really, but still), but please keep it to yourself and don't inspire others to be ignorant simply because your talent for playing some sport puts you in the spotlight. Just keep the trap shut.

Chege Mary
Community Member
10 months ago

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He's right.

Kristy P
Community Member
10 months ago

Oh, really? Who was this person watching Adam and Eve if they were the only people on earth?

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#2

Shaquille O’Neal

Shaquille O’Neal

Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?” Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”

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Shireen
Community Member
10 months ago

😂

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#3

Kanye West

Kanye West

"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."

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Sardonic Scribe
Community Member
10 months ago

This guy needs help.

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#4

Britney Spears

Britney Spears

"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"

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Jenn Unicorn Popping
Community Member
10 months ago

There's a whole lot of wrong in that one smh

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#5

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
10 months ago

I don't live in North America. I live in the United States of America

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#6

Jaden Smith

Jaden Smith

“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”

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Marcellus the Third
Community Member
10 months ago

It would make zero difference to intelligence, but now with an uneducated society.

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#7

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera

"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
10 months ago

I don't know why they choose France every year over other countries.

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#8

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”

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Chege Mary
Community Member
10 months ago

👏👏👏 to the guy who came up with 'Chicken of the sea.' that was clever

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#9

Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life"

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Molly Universe
Community Member
10 months ago

Truth.

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#10

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

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Molly Universe
Community Member
10 months ago

Everything he says is just... ugh.

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#11

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, "No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
10 months ago (edited)

gay = happy over here

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#12

Kellie Pickler

Kellie Pickler

"I thought Europe was a country."

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Shireen
Community Member
10 months ago

She said this on a trivia game show and the host of the show was rude to her it still makes me angry; he said something that ended with "because you're a woman"...

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#13

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian"

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Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
Community Member
10 months ago

It was just a small mistake. Everyone needs to just Chile out.

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#14

Dalai Lama

Dalai Lama

“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”

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Terd Fergison
Community Member
10 months ago

Buddhism, just like almost every religion is misogynistic.

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#15

Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller

"I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is."


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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
10 months ago

the pessimist says it can't get more worse but the optimist says ofcourse it can

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#16

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: "I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."

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Molly Universe
Community Member
10 months ago

*That's* the one you chose? An internet search reveals that pretty much everything she says is dumb.

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#17

Craig T. Nelson

Craig T. Nelson

"I've been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No."

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
Community Member
10 months ago (edited)

And... What exactly are foodstamps and welfare if they aren't "help"?? Well, I suppose some people consider them a lifestyle....

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#18

Bill O'reilly

Bill O'reilly

"I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…"


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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
10 months ago

maybe the gravitational forces of the the moon

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#19

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes

To Rihanna "Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough"

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
10 months ago

no Amanda he beat her because he took her for granted and wasn't taught you can't hurt anybody else's body

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#20

Geraldo Rivera

Geraldo Rivera

“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.” 

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Terd Fergison
Community Member
10 months ago

Just an evil and stupid statement.

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#21

Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne

"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?"

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Warren Hall
Community Member
10 months ago

How about... you!

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#22

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney

"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love."

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Elizabeth Schuyler
Community Member
10 months ago

TL;DR: I LIKE AMERICA

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#23

David Beckham

David Beckham

"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
Community Member
10 months ago

In his defense, "Christening" is in reference to "Christ" and Christianity and thus, could apply to multiple religious rituals/rites.

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#24

Dan Quayle

Dan Quayle

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"

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solostxrx
Community Member
10 months ago

Earth: I'm about to take this guy's existence

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#25

Madonna

Madonna

"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion."

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solostxrx
Community Member
10 months ago

And everyone is entitled to my opinion about you not being entitled to your opinion.

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#26

Elizabeth Hurley

Elizabeth Hurley

"I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. (laughter) She was very big.”

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FloC
Community Member
10 months ago

Big or not, in 2019, I am sure that there are more people who knows who is Marilyn Monroe than people who knows who is Liz Hurley.

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#27

George Gobel

George Gobel

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

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Alia G.
Community Member
10 months ago

This was obviously a joke, he was literally a comedian

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#28

Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham

“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”

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Jesper Rasmussen
Community Member
10 months ago

Yup - such a hoot to have those.

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#29

Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone

"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
10 months ago

the nervous breakdown he will have when informed that a paintbrush is non - living commodity.

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#30

Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz

“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”

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Ben Smith
Community Member
10 months ago

Seems like that’s taken out of context...

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