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If you saw our publications on hilarious and honest Amazon reviews, you know how poetic people can be when they're describing the scissors they just bought. But that's not always the case.

There's a Twitter account called Weird Online Reviews (@reviews0context) and it collects fan-submitted pictures of consumer comments that aren't as wholesome or witty. Rather, a bit more dark and twisted. However, they can be just as funny if your sense of humor prefers that kind of stuff. No judging!

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The staff at Bored Panda added a few reviews with similar vibes to this list from our own hard drives but that's just because we had them laying around and remembered only after we discovered Weird Online Reviews.

There are two Twitter users running the show, moosh and Bl43ch.

"Me and my buddy Bl43ch created the account together and wanted to post weird reviews we'd either find ourselves or have followers submit their own online reviews they found," moosh told Bored Panda. "There are a lot of other Twitter accounts with a similar premise but different topics, so we wanted to make one exclusive to weird reviews found online."

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    Michelle M
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The company should be sued for deceiving innocent drunk people.

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    So even though just a couple of guys can actually log in to Weird Online Reviews, in a way, all of its 67.8K followers are responsible for what appears in its feed. "Sometimes we find our content either by ourselves (like here) or we have our followers direct message us with something they found themselves."

    As for curation, the duo doesn't overthink it. "If the review is funny and/or weird, we'll probably share it. If it's kind of mediocre or not really interesting, we probably won't," moosh explained.

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    beastmachine.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong here, just a fragile hard hat

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    "We also don't really tend to post long reviews because a follower is less likely to sit and read through the whole thing. Except those that are genuinely really good," moosh added.

    moosh couldn't recall a specific product or topic that their followers engage with the most. Whether people like it or not, it usually depends on that particular tweet.

    "It's really random most of the time. We had one tweet reach over 21,000,000 impressions and it was some guy giving a mattress a one-star review because he was 'drunk at the time and thought it was a giant ice cream sandwich.'"

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    Amazon Reviews Back At It Again

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    Taxi Driver
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally made me snort 😂😂😂

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    Statista reported that in 2021, over 2.14 billion people worldwide are expected to buy goods and services online (up from 1.66 billion global digital buyers in 2016). So chances are we'll see more of Weird Online Reviews too!

    #10

    Yes, I Found This Review To Be Helpful (X-Post From Funny)

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, buy it and put it in your car, it might be the chick magnet you clearly need

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    BoredPandaAddict
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof! You should have looked for a rainbow! 🤦‍♂️

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    Dodo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody warn him about Giant's Causeway

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    #17

    Convenience Store Page...

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone clearly hates yellow

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except they used yellow to block out their info!! Nothing like sending mixed messages

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    BoredPandaAddict
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how in the edit for the photo (where they covered the name) it is in yellow! xD

    Kai Scadden
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    4 years ago

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    You love how they made this person suffer?THEY MIGHT BE REALLY SENSITIVE TO THIS COLOR!YOU SHOULDNT LAUGH AT PEOPLE SUFFERING!

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    Tristan J
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can understand the compulsion to reduce offensive colours, but it is unfortunate that many don't realise the significant financial impact reviews can have to a business

    Davor Jelacic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't say this often, but you're an idiot

    Kai Scadden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they blurred it out with yellow...THE DISRESPECT

    Some Cool Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing I hate is people like this are also allowed to drive

    Demongrrrrl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse: they're allowed to reproduce!

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    Andy Acceber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    72 reviews?!? Are they all one star?

    Kaori Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people like this annoy me

    Ladyandthetramp
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that’s why I hate online public reviews. They can hurt the people by trying to be funny.

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    Annanana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that, my friend, is what dysfunctional avoidance looks like

    noob ccd
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone had enough with minions

    lara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, tell me how you feel about the sun.

    Ben Press
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an imbecile. Hopefully this person has not reproduced

    Teacher's Resources
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could have easily been a review by Sean Lock. RIP Sean...

    sam burner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    morons, everywhere you look. Morons

    Eglė Bukauskaitė
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony of the person who blocked the user name xD

    Nicola Dimigen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did him dirty by censoring his information using yellow.

    GSMountainWolf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol 😂 the company and product have nothing to do about this it’s just so funny

    Uchman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know how else you can reduce yellows, don't leave a review at all!

    Billy Maguire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess we won't be calling HIM Mellow Yellow, then.

    Enamelcamel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a level of stupidity that - once reached - means you are forbidden to access the internet ever again? If not, this individual could start the trend ...

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that they blocked out their name and pic with yellow

    James Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reviewers like this make me sick.. yellow is a great colour, teal on the other hand get that s**t out of here.

    Ellie J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good god this reminds me of my Etsy customers 🙄

    Gail Nicholson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To add insult to injury, the poster has obscured their name in yellow!

    PeachPossum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Xanthophobia ... believe it or not, that is a real thing.

    Dana Dara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an idiot. People don’t understand how negative ratings effect companies. If you get more than one when selling on Amazon for instance, they won’t let you sell anymore.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Green Lantern left this review, obviously.

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have a legit phobia of the color yellow

    a_smol_berry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how they scribbled out their name with yellow. Wonder if that was on purpose.

    Shull GaRett
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    4 years ago

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    Maybe a Vietnam Vet?

    Jo Jones
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    I think all of you calling this person an idiot should educate yourself - there are types of autism / OCD that make people very sensitive to certain colours , sometimes to the point they dye their food with a food colouring or not leaching the house if they saw 3 yellow (or other hated colour) cars on the telly . It’s funny / stupid to us but doesn’t mean they are stupid

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    Mark Howell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must have been following an old guy out of Eqypt and missed the parting ;o)

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