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If you saw our publications on hilarious and honest Amazon reviews, you know how poetic people can be when they're describing the scissors they just bought. But that's not always the case.

There's a Twitter account called Weird Online Reviews (@reviews0context) and it collects fan-submitted pictures of consumer comments that aren't as wholesome or witty. Rather, a bit more dark and twisted. However, they can be just as funny if your sense of humor prefers that kind of stuff. No judging!

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DC
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5 years ago

Hahahahahaha!

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The staff at Bored Panda added a few reviews with similar vibes to this list from our own hard drives but that's just because we had them laying around and remembered only after we discovered Weird Online Reviews.

There are two Twitter users running the show, moosh and Bl43ch.

"Me and my buddy Bl43ch created the account together and wanted to post weird reviews we'd either find ourselves or have followers submit their own online reviews they found," moosh told Bored Panda. "There are a lot of other Twitter accounts with a similar premise but different topics, so we wanted to make one exclusive to weird reviews found online."

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    Michelle M
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    5 years ago (edited)

    The company should be sued for deceiving innocent drunk people.

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    😶😶

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    So even though just a couple of guys can actually log in to Weird Online Reviews, in a way, all of its 67.8K followers are responsible for what appears in its feed. "Sometimes we find our content either by ourselves (like here) or we have our followers direct message us with something they found themselves."

    As for curation, the duo doesn't overthink it. "If the review is funny and/or weird, we'll probably share it. If it's kind of mediocre or not really interesting, we probably won't," moosh explained.

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    BoredPandaAddict
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    A cruel joke

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Nothing wrong here, just a fragile hard hat

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    BoredPandaAddict
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    xD

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    "We also don't really tend to post long reviews because a follower is less likely to sit and read through the whole thing. Except those that are genuinely really good," moosh added.

    moosh couldn't recall a specific product or topic that their followers engage with the most. Whether people like it or not, it usually depends on that particular tweet.

    "It's really random most of the time. We had one tweet reach over 21,000,000 impressions and it was some guy giving a mattress a one-star review because he was 'drunk at the time and thought it was a giant ice cream sandwich.'"

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    #8

    Amazon Reviews Back At It Again

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    Taxi Driver
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    5 years ago (edited)

    Literally made me snort 😂😂😂

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    BoredPandaAddict
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    4 people found this helpful...

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    Statista reported that in 2021, over 2.14 billion people worldwide are expected to buy goods and services online (up from 1.66 billion global digital buyers in 2016). So chances are we'll see more of Weird Online Reviews too!

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    Yes, I Found This Review To Be Helpful (X-Post From Funny)

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Nah, buy it and put it in your car, it might be the chick magnet you clearly need

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    Tassenküchlein168
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You ARE!

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    BoredPandaAddict
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oof! You should have looked for a rainbow! 🤦‍♂️

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    Meeple13
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    5 years ago

    hehe

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    BoredPandaAddict
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well done Jeffery!

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    #15

    You Have To Wonder What The Other Two 1 Star Reviews Say.

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    Tassenküchlein168
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    5 years ago

    One fill = app. 400 Euro in my city.

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    Dodo
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    5 years ago

    Somebody warn him about Giant's Causeway

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    #17

    Convenience Store Page...

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Someone clearly hates yellow

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    Kai Scadden
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    5 years ago

    lol

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    Corbin Jernigan
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    5 years ago

    I stopped reading at diameter

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    BoredPandaAddict
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I feel sorry for you...

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    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    They must have been following an old guy out of Eqypt and missed the parting ;o)

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    Davor Jelacic
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    5 years ago

    Cant have it both ways

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Karen, we need you to call the manager.

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    #24

    Review For The McDonald's I Work At. No One Knows What It Means.

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    Kai Scadden
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Um

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    Kai Scadden
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    REPORT ABUSE OBVIOUSLY

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    I Don't Think He Knows The App Tells Us Exactly What He Bought

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    Tassenküchlein168
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Japanese Pinapple F***. Alright then.

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Again? so they have been ran over before?

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    #28

    Christmas Edition

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What.?

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