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Ads are downright creepy. They follow you around the internet after you looked at a specific product on Amazon and won't leave you alone even if you eventually make the purchase. But it's not just their behavior, ads can be freaky by design, too.

There's a Facebook group, called 'Ads with threatening auras,' which you may have already seen on Bored Panda here and here, and its content is a perfect example of that.

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    Ads are trying to convince us that if we buy this or that, our lives will get better, however, we humans have a natural defense mechanism against consumerism.

    The University of Warwick's Andrew Oswald and his team compared survey data on the life satisfaction of more than 900,000 citizens of 27 European countries from 1980 to 2011 with data on annual advertising spending in those nations over the same period. The researchers discovered an inverse connection between the two. The higher a country's ad spend was in one year, the less satisfied its citizens were a year or two later. Their conclusion was simple: advertising makes us unhappy.

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    Ranger Kanootsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that mallard is looking really suave

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    "Colleagues and I have been studying human happiness for 30 years now, and recently my focus turned to national happiness," Oswald told Harvard Business Review about the origins of these findings. "What are the characteristics of a happy country? What are the forces that mold one? What explains the ups and downs? I'd never looked at advertising before, but I met a researcher who was collecting data on it for a different reason, and it seemed to me that we should combine forces."

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    "Like a lot of people in Western society, I can't help noticing the increasing amount of ads we’re bombarded with. For me, it was natural to wonder whether it might create dissatisfaction in our culture: How is your happiness and mine shaped by what we see, hear, and read? I think it's rather intuitive that lots of ads would make us less happy. In a sense, they're trying to generate dissatisfaction—stirring up your desires so that you spend more on goods and services to ease that feeling. I appreciate, of course, that the world’s corporate advertisers and marketing firms won’t like hearing me say that."

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    Oswald said the results are really significant. "When you look at changes in national happiness each year and changes in ad spending that year or a few years earlier—and you hold other factors like GDP and unemployment constant—there is a link," he explained. "This suggests that when advertisers pour money into a country, the result is diminished well-being for the people living there."

    The official industry line is that advertising is trying to expose the public to new and exciting things to buy, and its task is to simply provide information. But the alternative argument, which goes back to Thorstein Veblen and others, is that exposing people to a lot of advertising raises their aspirations—and makes them feel that their own lives, achievements, belongings, and experiences are inadequate.

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    This study supports the negative view.

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    Holly Hobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly what a haunted chair would say.

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    Pollywog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure I'm biologically able to!!

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    "The idea here is a very old one," Oswald said. "Before I can decide how happy I am, I have to look over my shoulder, consciously or subconsciously and see how other people are doing. Many of my feelings about my income, my car, and my house are molded by my next-door neighbor’s income, car, and house. That’s just part of being human: worrying about relative status. But we know from lots of research that making social comparisons can be harmful to us emotionally, and advertising prompts us to measure ourselves against others."

    In other words, if I see an ad for a fancy new car, it makes me think about my ordinary one, which might make me feel bad. Or if I see this fancy $10,000 watch and then look at my own, which probably cost around $150, I might think, "Maybe there’s something wrong with me."

    "In this paper, we don’t prove that the dissatisfaction is coming from relative comparisons, but we suspect that’s what happens," Oswald said.

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The baby on the box looks ready to cut some trees down

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    Sophhh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagining everything that could go wrong with this.

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    Ranger Kanootsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nothing like a good chicken and gayonnaise sandwich

    NicNor5560
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be a joke, but it's a really good one. Everything is to the point.

    Jill Hojnacki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just want to make sure folks know this isn’t real. It’s been creating quite a fuss. https://www.thefocus.news/lifestyle/real-gayo-real-or-fake/

    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspected as much. Still pretty cool concept.

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    SoloDadof3
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, could use as a salad dressing. Freshly tossed salad!

    Todoroki Simp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't tell if it would taste good or not but then i remembered I don't like mayonnaise

    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh neat, bonus fat and closet free eggs...

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might not be aware that "chicken" is a euphemism of the 60's-? for young gay boys.

    Waffle 🧇
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Bonus TRANS fat”, “CLOSET FREE eggs”

    Philler Space
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they could fill a jar with vertical layers like that without them settling or mixing it would be a patentable process.

    burncreek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another example of how that pride thing has gone too far. Commerce and hypocrisy mixed together.

    Momica98
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sarcasm? Because no one would believe this very clearly altered photo is real.

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    Fearhunter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find know why but I need gayonnaise.

    Jerry Lane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth: this was top-notch photoshopping. Not real

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to purchase this immediately.

    C W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay I looked it up. It’s a photoshop joke.

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    Sophhh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm rainnbow mayonnaise 🤤

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't even real. It's a photo shop of regular msyo

    That emo Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I want this for all my lesbian needs ʕ⁠っ⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠ʔ⁠っ

    DonnerDinnerParty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now made with *Bonus Trans Fats and *Closet Free Eggs!!

    GayBoi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trans fat? I got enough of that, thanks though. ... 🥲 *Cries in trans guy with body issues*

    Groovyfirechick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not real. https://amp.checkyourfact.com/2022/06/14/fact-check-kraft-mayonnaise-real-gayo-product

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES YES!! NOW BRING BACK GREEN AND PURPLE KETCHUP AND BLUE AND PINK BUTTER!!!

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Yes, I’d like to order a pander sandwich with gayonaise, please?”

    Logan Duffy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the G A Y O,condiment of pride

    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this real? Please tell me it’s fake.

    Leisel Masson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Closet free eggs ..... lol

    Henry Shane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the option I offer for my bath in milk service.

    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a lesbian I don't know what to think of this 😅

    Dubs_1117
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    3 years ago

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    Marissa Taylor
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think i threw up in my mouth...no color mayo

    Tami
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a photoshop fake, people. So now I'm done with this because I feel like I have to research nearly every post to find out if the ad is real or not.

    Bug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you be on bored Panda if you gotta research the funny stuff... there's a reason it's funny

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    Lizzie Lola
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make it stop! Who even asked for this?!

    Momica98
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a joke. Even funnier to see you people get worked up over Photoshop.

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    Stamuse Erenest
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    3 years ago

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    this is just wrong, why do they think gay people will fall for this unhealthy c**p?

    Tami
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They won't because it's a photoshop fake.

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    Reagan Maher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like that kid from Charlie and the chocolate factory

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    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the married man turn into a horse's a$$?

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    Ranger Kanootsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like the boulder from Indiana Jones

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    Sophhh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh goody!! Everyone would love to look like Chewbacca!

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    Reagan Maher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brand name is worse than the product

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    I'm Kid A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My theory is that they threw him out the conventional way multiple times, only for him to return over and over. They must bequeath him to a new guardian who can contain his evil.

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    rumade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been getting adverts for the matching handbag. It's like £2000 and shaped like a sparkly burger

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    Melissa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for respecting that dog's privacy.

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    Ranger Kanootsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who the heck thought this slogan was a good idea??

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    Pollywog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she stuffed her bra with two bottles.

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    #53

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    David Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly what I've been looking for. A inflatable dragon with tits.

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    Ranger Kanootsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no worries, I didn't want to sleep tonight anyways

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    #55

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    Kelsey Cirmotich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my toes, though... i don't have to bend over to pick things up as much! And what about sandals?! You have to have toes for sandals! This is a terrible idea, Evolution. Go home, you're drunk.

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    Ranger Kanootsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    humanity needs to be stopped before it's too late.

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    #59

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    tine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's not wrong. Pour pop in and you won't have to worry about gas prices again lol

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    Purple3262
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 59 & look much younger than these 30 year-olds

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    #62

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    Turt_Le
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The listing says it's prank wrap - you put your own real gift for the recipient inside the box as a joke

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    #63

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    I'm Kid A
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we have labels all over plastic bags insisting that they're not children's toys.

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    Sawdust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These'll be really popular in the year 2523.

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    #67

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    Brenda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are porcelain dolls. I think hand painted

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    Gandalf the Pink
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is referring to an experiment where rats were given one water dispenser spiked with cocaine and one with normal water. They could choose freely. Rats who were understimulated and had stressful lives would become addicted to the cociane water but happy rats with comfy lives would drink the normal water. This is meant to show addiction is more than just a substance.

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    Daniel Atkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your were right the stripper is already here.

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    #72

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    laura lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when your fries are almost ready and you're so happy you pee just a lil.

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    Pollywog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disturbing human behaviors shouldn't either!!

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    #76

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    Kelsey Cirmotich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but, I know some sweet older lady who would probably love this.. but she'd need a serious magnifying glass 🤷‍♀️

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    Pollywog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately I've evolved from having hooves!!

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    #79

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    Daniel Atkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He will take over the world one tinted Window at a time.

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    Poeha
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the Just for laughs liposuction prank. https://youtu.be/Hh_HyNfyOKs

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    Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this might be a good idea. Public toilets are not easy to find.

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