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40 Times People Spotted Such Weird Ads, They Just Had To Share Them In The ‘Ads With Threatening Auras’ Facebook Group (New Pics)
Ads are downright creepy. They follow you around the internet after you looked at a specific product on Amazon and won't leave you alone even if you eventually make the purchase. But it's not just their behavior, ads can be freaky by design, too.
There's a Facebook group, called 'Ads with threatening auras,' which you may have already seen on Bored Panda here and here, and its content is a perfect example of that.
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Jordan Westall 3 years ago
And bury a dead animal on top of the dirt covered body so they think that's what's the cadaver dogs are smelling
Axolotl King 3 years ago
Actually someone debunked this, if they find the ground under the animal is also disturbed they'll keep digging
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Kristel 3 years ago
Make sure that day isn’t TOO rainy, you don’t want the topsoil to wash away 😉
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Taryn Wallace 3 years ago
This is just good advice...I see no problem here. Will definitely be following for additional gardening tips.
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Bubs623 3 years ago
This one is brilliant in my opinion. Birth control is not a one sided responsibility
Notnow 3 years ago
No, it is not. If you don't want a child, it is your responsibility( male or female) to keep it from happening.
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Sabrina Bowen 3 years ago
I have three children. We had all 3 in spite of birth control - including condoms. And they were all a surprise!
BadCat 3 years ago
I was going to say that happened to me but not sure if I'd downvoted to another suspension :/ Surprises don't always turn out to be a bad thing. Just an unexpected life change.
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Jill Hojnacki 3 years ago
Sadly, far too many people believe that. Birth control can fail - even condoms; surprises can happen. What happens after should be up to the woman and whoever, if anyone, SHE chooses to involve in the decision. It is no one else’s business, least of all someone who wasn’t involved in the conception.
LongCoolWomanInABlackDress 3 years ago
True, so much depends on the correct size or application of a condom. Their pearl index is 18, i.e. 18 women out of 100 (measured during 1 year) get pregnant when using a condom.
Load More Replies... Jordan Westall 3 years ago
My cousins IUD failed and she got pregnant. So yes there are suprises and mistakes
Karri Berkowitz 3 years ago
Oh man I wonder how many people read that and thought it was actually an option
AnyOtherName 3 years ago
I was basically told I couldn't have children so my first baby was 100% a surprise
Ads are trying to convince us that if we buy this or that, our lives will get better, however, we humans have a natural defense mechanism against consumerism.
The University of Warwick's Andrew Oswald and his team compared survey data on the life satisfaction of more than 900,000 citizens of 27 European countries from 1980 to 2011 with data on annual advertising spending in those nations over the same period. The researchers discovered an inverse connection between the two. The higher a country's ad spend was in one year, the less satisfied its citizens were a year or two later. Their conclusion was simple: advertising makes us unhappy.
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Who Panda 420 3 years ago
Yeah the mallard looks suave a lot more suave than the collection.
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Duck Unlimiter 3 years ago
Ducks Unlimited is an organization focused on maintaining the ducks’ habitat … so they can hunt the ducks.
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Zedrapazia 3 years ago
I really like MGKs music, but I totally don't care for that dude's private life, conflict with Eminem, love life or whatever. There are more important things to think about and take care of, than a strawberry punk having beef with the self proclaimed rap god. However, Gluegun Stanley is funny and I'll share it with a friend now.
Amy Taylor 3 years ago
To me, Machine Gun Kelly will ALWAYS be the KHJ DJ I grew up listening to in 1970's Los Angeles, lol
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Robert T 3 years ago
Slightly different phrasing, but we have a local plumber called "Pete the Pipe".
New Everywhere 3 years ago
Pete the Pipe?? Local "plumber" I'm sure 🤣 That is not what he does
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flutterbyy 3 years ago
Took me an embarrassingly long time to realize it wasn't a see-through helmet.
Tiger Lilly 3 years ago
I can imagine that causes traffic accidents as people try to figure out what they are looking at 🤣
"Colleagues and I have been studying human happiness for 30 years now, and recently my focus turned to national happiness," Oswald told Harvard Business Review about the origins of these findings. "What are the characteristics of a happy country? What are the forces that mold one? What explains the ups and downs? I'd never looked at advertising before, but I met a researcher who was collecting data on it for a different reason, and it seemed to me that we should combine forces."
"Like a lot of people in Western society, I can't help noticing the increasing amount of ads we’re bombarded with. For me, it was natural to wonder whether it might create dissatisfaction in our culture: How is your happiness and mine shaped by what we see, hear, and read? I think it's rather intuitive that lots of ads would make us less happy. In a sense, they're trying to generate dissatisfaction—stirring up your desires so that you spend more on goods and services to ease that feeling. I appreciate, of course, that the world’s corporate advertisers and marketing firms won’t like hearing me say that."
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Kelsey Cirmotich 3 years ago
Soooo.. we're turning Disney movies into horror movies now? We going Hannibal lector or The Hills have Eyes?
Jaden Alexander 3 years ago
There's currently a (low budget) Winnie-the-Pooh horror movie being made.
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Taryn Wallace 3 years ago
Don't lie.. you can't wait for.......*exciting music building up* Zombnochio coming soon to Disney+ in 2023 "when you wish upon a star......... wish for a shotgun"
Catlady6000 3 years ago
Also coming soon from Disney Horror: Beauty is a Beast, Sleeping Terror, and the long-awaited Little Mer-massacre
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Kenny Earthling 3 years ago
I guess this would mean you can wear the spare when the other is in the wash?
Luis Hernandez Dauajare 3 years ago
I had to wear an eye patch for seven months after a medical emergency, and that's actually really good... You can lose it, gets dirty or the elastic band wears down...
Morgis Arts 3 years ago
I wear an eyepatch sometimes. I got a deformity in my left eye, making it very sensitive to bright light and giving me huge migraines. Eyepatches are surprisingly easy to lose, so having two is great. I'm glad you recovered from the emergency though :)
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JK Rowling 3 years ago
Fun fact - eye patches are still used regularly to this day! People that have uneven vision, higher in one eye or the other, are required to wear them. The one I had was a purple cloth patch with a dragonfly that slid over one lens of my glasses.
Jaden Alexander 3 years ago
I used to work at Bartell's in Seattle, WA. It's the whole line of Premiere Value (house brand) products that are BOGO. This product was brought up in jokes at least once every time we ran this special.
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Benita Valdez 3 years ago
🎶 Don't ever laugh as a Hearse goes by For you may be the next to die. They wrap you up in a big white sheet. From your head down to your feet. They put you in a big black box. And cover you up with dirt and rocks. And all goes well for about a week. And then your coffin begins to leak. And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out. The worms play pinochle on your snout. . . 🎶
Pudgy Panda 3 years ago
And one little worm that isn’t shy Goes in your ear and out your eye
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Jason Leaf 3 years ago
No one knows what happens when you die, but I'm certain you won't be required to attend or give money to a church.
Icy_Question_4977 3 years ago
I hope it is a talk from a guy that died and came back. Not experiencing for yourself.
LongCoolWomanInABlackDress 3 years ago
Low key threatening, but not gonna lie, I'd go check it out
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David Brown 3 years ago
If Mexican food is labeled hot, it's basically battery acid to white folks.
Sky77 3 years ago
This is from Zamora, Spain, Europe, NOT mexico, very white.
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Oswald said the results are really significant. "When you look at changes in national happiness each year and changes in ad spending that year or a few years earlier—and you hold other factors like GDP and unemployment constant—there is a link," he explained. "This suggests that when advertisers pour money into a country, the result is diminished well-being for the people living there."
The official industry line is that advertising is trying to expose the public to new and exciting things to buy, and its task is to simply provide information. But the alternative argument, which goes back to Thorstein Veblen and others, is that exposing people to a lot of advertising raises their aspirations—and makes them feel that their own lives, achievements, belongings, and experiences are inadequate.
This study supports the negative view.
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Turt_Le 3 years ago
My SO is adamant we're not getting an antique or second hand armchair for the bedroom for this reason. They're convinced ghosts will stare at us from my reading nook
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Dysheen Mitchell 3 years ago
I don't eat vegan, but I would like to take a look at your "alternatives ". Wink wink
Melody Yatsko 3 years ago
I really appreciate a restaurant that caters to my vaginal needs as well!
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SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 3 years ago
You forgot to say, “but, thank you!”. Manners are always important! 😂
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James Pasquini 3 years ago
No half & half? (Half from the cow and half from the bull.)
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Kelsey Cirmotich 3 years ago
Am I the only one that misses the not so subtle imodium commercials?
Giulia Fortunati 3 years ago
I rememeber a video where this appens in real life... It's been 10 years, I'm still traumatized...
"The idea here is a very old one," Oswald said. "Before I can decide how happy I am, I have to look over my shoulder, consciously or subconsciously and see how other people are doing. Many of my feelings about my income, my car, and my house are molded by my next-door neighbor’s income, car, and house. That’s just part of being human: worrying about relative status. But we know from lots of research that making social comparisons can be harmful to us emotionally, and advertising prompts us to measure ourselves against others."
In other words, if I see an ad for a fancy new car, it makes me think about my ordinary one, which might make me feel bad. Or if I see this fancy $10,000 watch and then look at my own, which probably cost around $150, I might think, "Maybe there’s something wrong with me."
"In this paper, we don’t prove that the dissatisfaction is coming from relative comparisons, but we suspect that’s what happens," Oswald said.
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Alecto76 3 years ago
I've seen a lot of things on this site. Somehow this is the most disturbing.
Kelsey Cirmotich 3 years ago
So. I just found the next villain/monster for a new slasher flick..... and it's already giving me nightmares 0_0
Catlady6000 3 years ago
I often think moviemakers should come to BP for ideas
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Natasha 3 years ago
Here you go! I think we’ll all need it! AE7E0C89-0...f-jpeg.jpg 
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ACatNamedStromboli 3 years ago
I wonder if they are thinking of the people that tell men they have a "baby face" without facial hair? Either way....no.
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Luis Hernandez Dauajare 3 years ago
Is anyone going to mention the "snow job" and "happy ending" finishing products?
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
To be honest, I'd use this. I don't have a penis so this looks fun to me. But then again, my mentality can be quite childish
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Daniel Yamada 3 years ago
This will definitely get you pinned to the floor by three TSA agents.
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Calypso 3 years ago
The cursed combo that we didn't need, but we surely deserved 🧟♂️
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François Carré 3 years ago
I hope the roaches or their family received some fair compensation for this. You cannot make a fortune on the back of others like that.
Amy Taylor 3 years ago
I'm a makeup artist for a living and have seen some crazy freaking makeup trends come and go in my career, and thought I had seen it all, yet here we are.
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Daniel Atkins 3 years ago
How many people want to buy this and drape it over their shoulder to mess with the public.
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Otto Maddox 3 years ago
I worked in a place where we had an indoor beehive. It had a plexi tube to the outdoors. The bees would leave and come back. It was open for viewing just like the ones picture here. The rumor was that the honey tasted like soda pop because there was outdoor eating in the surrounding area, and people had sugary beverages.
Daniel Atkins 3 years ago
As a beekeeper ie would like to have one but they are $300 per unit.
Who Panda 420 3 years ago
Honestly it looks really cool. Not for me but I'd love to see one up close
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Jordan Westall 3 years ago
Probably nothing if you set it up correctly. But there's tons of dumb people I guess.
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Ana Ferreira 3 years ago (edited)
I'm always weary of cutesy decorations involving animals. Nine times out of ten the wellbeing of the animals was an afterthought (not saying this is the case, don't know enough about beekeeping for that).
Jill Hojnacki 3 years ago (edited)
That’s really cool (says the person with a bee-sting allergy). Now, how do you extract the combs without the bees getting loose in the house? (I’d definitely want to mount that tube somewhere more permanently than in a window.) Now that I’ve read about it, it’s even cooler than I thought. It’s also $600, so I will not be cohabitating with bees any time soon.
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Logan Duffy 3 years ago
oof you got them there. in a similar way,if a shot in basketball that misses the hoop can still be classified as a kobe
Daycare Attendant Sun 3 years ago
Real talk: is it good sauce? I usually go for "A*s Reaper" (an actual brand), myself.
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Calypso 3 years ago
Cancer, diabetes - these magic maggots work for everything 😨👌
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Yayheterogeneity 3 years ago (edited)
I've written it before. These are ad-pranksters. They make quite a lot. They usually are quite funny, this one's a bit over. But look for other ones and you'll like them.
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Persephone 3 years ago
Those look like the land striders from The Dark Crystal... would be great at festivals !
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Uber Mensch 3 years ago
Yes, they ARE a thing. Badly conceived, abysmal taste, zero class - but still a THING.
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Daniel Mattock 3 years ago
The creators were so occupied with how they can make these, they never stopped to think if they should
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NicNor5560 3 years ago
It might be a joke, but it's a really good one. Everything is to the point.
Jill Hojnacki 3 years ago
Just want to make sure folks know this isn’t real. It’s been creating quite a fuss. https://www.thefocus.news/lifestyle/real-gayo-real-or-fake/
Sarah Stalder 3 years ago
I suspected as much. Still pretty cool concept.
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Todoroki Simp 3 years ago
I couldn't tell if it would taste good or not but then i remembered I don't like mayonnaise
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Lissah Mackenzie 3 years ago
My brain discarded the last two words and I was concerned
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Deborah Harris 3 years ago
There's a woman selling these on Etsy claiming that the spirits of dead children and people are inside and people are actually paying hundreds of pounds for them ... I don't know whats worse her claiming she has the power to put spirits into dolls or the idiots paying for them .....
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I'm Kid A 3 years ago
Free full length mirror... Long as you're cool with my dad and his shotgun coming along with me to pick it up.
Scorpio Maurus 3 years ago
To add to the creepiness, that big green box is Huggies baby wipes, extra eww.
Sinead Kenny 3 years ago
Is that a cockstrap thing on the floor in front of the mirror? Everything in this pic is wrong 😳
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TheDivineMsM 3 years ago
https://nypost.com/2017/12/22/the-story-behind-creepy-as-hell-milk-bath-flyers/amp/
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Robert A Reider Jr 3 years ago
Imagine when it wears off. Like on a date or school reuinion? 🙀
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Best behave.... 3 years ago (edited)
Can we see it shown next to Indie, for scale?
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LittleMissPanda 3 years ago
This is an inappropriate comment. The girl in the picture is real and she is suffering from a condition that causes extreme hair growth where hair doesn't usually grow. Indirectly calling her Chewbacca is quite disrespectful, even if you were primarily trying to make fun of the ad...
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Ash 3 years ago (edited)
...this ad is using the image of an underage girl with a form of hypertrichosis. Like, not even a picture they took for the ad. This is a picture from an article about her and her condition that they just straight up stole, and everyone here is literally just...making fun of her...
BetterBitterButter 3 years ago
I don't think she even knows they used her photograph for an advertisement. I just hope life got better for her.
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I once saw this girl's video where she was telling how people would often stop and point at her and I think she was bullied because of her excess of facial hair. I think she's from Thailand.
Sinead Kenny 3 years ago
I would love to spray something even close to this in reality, on my hubby. He has been bald since 16 (42 yrs now) he notices every new middle age hair that pops out on his face now! This would be the ultimate prank on him! OMG i would die laughing and i'd actually learn to do a live feed for both our families. Would be the best night in yrs!!!
Samantha Kalitzki 1 year ago
Wieso nicht ein Photoshop Bild wie der Finger anstatt diesem Mädchen, find ich nicht lustig 😒
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Sabse 3 years ago
I didn't know because I guess I'm not from your country. Thanks Paul, for the information.
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Who Panda 420 3 years ago
I have a pic on my phone of a similar advert with OJ Simpson from my friend's old comic book
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rumade 3 years ago
Luckily he's dead. Sadly he lived a fairly long and happy life doing awful things and getting paid handsomely. It was an open secret to not leave your daughter around him.
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Holly Hobby 3 years ago
That doesn't do what I think they were trying to do with this night out giveaway lol
3Woodstock 3 years ago
Ugh! He was so unattractive and old and he was pawing all over these teen and pre-teen girls! They were even being supplied to him. So gross.
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Supertransistor 3 years ago
You can fill this entire article with these old ads, they're beyond weird and offensive
Christian Fuller 3 years ago
Like the ones for that old cologne, Hai Karate. Not just chauvinistic, but racist too!
Load More Replies... Jay Son 3 years ago
Well, that explains. It's Father's Day but I had to make my own coffee and breakfast. I didn't wear a tie, so now I know where I went wrong lol
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Troy Parr 3 years ago
At the time there was this "thing" going on called the battle of the sexes. There were many adverts of this nature, trying to be amusing, that alluded to it. You don't hear about the battle of the sexes anymore. It's as if things stepped up a few notches and women's liberation and equal rights became the far more dominant issue. Of course, that's not wrong, it moves towards social justice. But without the context of the time these adverts seem far more obnoxious nowadays.
Judes 3 years ago
To prove your point, provide a link to some of the ads where women are offensive towards men.
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laura lee 3 years ago
Why does that tie look like parental advisory stickers and cds? Surely neither of those existed then, the font alone screams 70s or earlier.
Tami 3 years ago
It's from 1951. The cd things are probably 45 rpm records.
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Solidhog 3 years ago
This is funny because only this week I called into see my wife who works next to an Aldi and said I was going to nip in there for a look at the specials (go in for some butter, come out with a handful of tools and pet toys!) Joking I said if they have sex toys I will get them. Next things I am Whatsapping her a picture of the green one with the caption "They do have sexy toys!!!!!" I got the simple reply "no" So I sent her a picture of the yellow one and said "It's ok if you want to go vegatarian!" Still got a no!
David Brown 3 years ago
Imagine those damn things riding the hershey highway. Some people will put anything and everything everywhere it shouldn't.
IamMe 3 years ago
"You see Doctor, I was getting out of the shower, and the damned dog left her toy on the bathroom floor. I slipped and fell on it, I swear." Lol.
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Ceph Alopod 3 years ago
This companies whole business model is sell till the cease and desist hits.
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LazyPanda 3 years ago
I verbally said this then scrolled down and...yep! Well said 😆
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Christian Claydon 3 years ago
Guys we’ve finally done it, a love story that isn’t better than twilight
Zenozenobee 3 years ago
Now question: did we really need that bad a "still not better thant Twilight" Love story"?
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Dough Puddle 3 years ago
Absolutely false. I have the book and it does NOT say any of this nonsense.
Mommitude Attitude 3 years ago
"Never believe everything you read in the internet." - Abe Lincoln
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J. F. 3 years ago (edited)
"If you want something never again to be seen, let it swim in gasoline" - Rammstein, Benzin
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Luis Hernandez Dauajare 3 years ago (edited)
Mexican flag in the background. Spanish translation. And yet there is no life sentence in Mexico... just saying.
LOttawa 3 years ago (edited)
They may not call it a life sentence, but a 250 year sentence with possible parole after serving 40-50-60 years is still possible. I would call that a life sentence.
Load More Replies... David Brown 3 years ago
I'm assuming this is proof that good looks and personality will not infact get you anywhere in life. My whole life has been a lie.
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Toea Muresan Iulia 3 years ago (edited)
k, but what is it? ok, an ugly skirt
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David Gripon 3 years ago
I thought that said, "Mosquito Skin" at first, but it still seems to apply.
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Squirrelly Panda 3 years ago
Reminds me of "Dirk Gentley's Holistic Detective Agency" by Douglas Adams
Mommitude Attitude 3 years ago
How did they get it into the place they are trying to get it out of?
Supertransistor 3 years ago
It's always easier to get things stuck, than get them out again.
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Mary Bricklin 3 years ago
...Maybe I should send my mom or sister. They would have it inside within 5 minutes.
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Supertransistor 3 years ago
Yeah, I think it's the police or so trying to lure criminals
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Sorry what is the link??? Email address? Green button to accept? Obviously I do not want to do it ahem! Just for research purposes. I'm sure you understand 🤞🤗😉🤣🤣
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Friendly Atheist 3 years ago
It's just photoshop, look at the hanging beads behind her :)
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Daniel Yamada 3 years ago
Be careful. You're going to poke somebody's eye out with those things.
Sheila Stamey 3 years ago
It's not like they're good at Photoshop even...... Unless she warped the hanging beads by standing too close.
funkybluegirl 3 years ago
I don't want (or need) a product that will create large, misshapen breasts.
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I'm Kid A 3 years ago
Clawmydia. What is wrong with people??? If you feel the need to make some "cute" little pun, do something remotely tasteful like "Abby Tabby" (my sweet girl) or "Matt the Cat". People then go and do this sort of thing, if not worse, with their kids too. smh. She looks appropriately upset with being named after an STD.
Jaden Alexander 3 years ago
Kinda going out on a limb here, aren't we? I mean, who knows? Maybe little Clawmydia didn't do so well in health class.
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SoloDadof3 3 years ago
Answer, it can clean the tips of the bristles on the broom. Also help unsticking pet hair from it.
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David Brown 3 years ago
That's exactly what I've been looking for. A inflatable dragon with tits.
Peacemaker21 3 years ago
Cheap implants: buy now! Less invasive than surgery and delivered within 4 working days!
Calypso 3 years ago
Do they come with a 2 year warranty? Asking for a friend ...
Load More Replies... Supertransistor 3 years ago
That dinosaur design, minus tge boobs, reminds me of something I don't remember. Dragonite?
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Party Poison (They/She) 3 years ago (edited)
These are for people who want to experience having a baby. Very popular in Asia. Sometimes even with a fake birth included. I first learned about them from the TV series Lore on Amazon Prime (tip, it's not a comedy series!).
Artie B 3 years ago
Ha ha ha. Okay guys, this looks terrifying but it's really not. This is a blank kit for a reborn doll, which means it hasn't been painted yet. Reborns are realistic dolls but they're art pieces. Some people do use them to help get over baby related trauma, some use them in movies, some have them for the art aspect and some just really like playing with dolls (role playing).
Supertransistor 3 years ago
Yeah I know what reborn dolls are (thry're more likely to CAUSE trauma), but that still doesn't explain why these have no eyes or torso
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Kelsey Cirmotich 3 years ago
I like my toes, though... i don't have to bend over to pick things up as much! And what about sandals?! You have to have toes for sandals! This is a terrible idea, Evolution. Go home, you're drunk.
Chucky Cheezburger 3 years ago (edited)
Me too. I'm not too worried about it. Pretty sure toes help us walk.
Load More Replies... Daniel Yamada 3 years ago
Sure. People wear shoes all the time and it is becoming common to work in jobs where they sit all the time. And then they sit and watch TV or use computer when they are not working. Feet don’t get used like they did in the past. I work in healthcare and have seen thousands of feet. It is amazing how many people have weak floppy feet and non-functional toes.
GlassHalfWay 3 years ago
Toes are important! Without them, your balance would definitely be decreased. Toes are for balance and posture, especially the big toes.
IamMe 3 years ago
This is true. My father had an experimental operation back in the 1980s. He'd lost the fingers on one hand in a sawmill accident. The doctors took his big toe to replace his thumb, because if you have a thumb you can still grip things. He ended up in a wheelchair for a long time and had to learn to walk completely different.
Load More Replies... Supertransistor 3 years ago
Pretty much all mammals (and a few other groups) have toes, many of them not needing them. So there must be some natural reason for it. But if such things haven't disappeared by now, tgey problably never will
Bill cipher 3 years ago
i do not under any circumstance want to know people who look like the witches
Elin Noller 3 years ago
I would think toe NAILS are more likely to go. They are kind of a liability.
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Supertransistor 3 years ago
The idea behind it (bringing more acception to common but sensitive issues) was good, but someones mind took a really weird turn somewhere
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Sheena Leversedge Wood 3 years ago
the adverts that bother me for constipation remedies are the ones that say they give "gentle, overnight relief" I mean, no, I don't want to poop the bed, thanks.
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rumade 3 years ago
I think it's a handheld portable bidet. The chamber at the bottom is for water and then you put the tip near your bum and wash
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David Brown 3 years ago
That most definitely does not look like it would be more comfortable than tp. Damn thing looks like it would tickle your tonsils though.
Daniel Atkins 3 years ago (edited)
Looks like a Wandavision commercial It was Agatha all along.
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LOttawa 3 years ago
That's to replace the Nitro. Coke in gas tank, mentors in Nitro tank, WEEEEEEE
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Aidan Pite 3 years ago
My dad's pushing 70, is on a waiting list to get new knees, and looks younger than that 30-year-old.
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Rachel E. Lurvey 3 years ago
"When I was YOUR AGE, going on the internet on a cell phone costed $60! And if you wanted your favorite song as a ringtone, you had wait for it to come on the radio to record it on your phone. You kids these days will never know the struggles us now near-senile millenials faced!"
James Pasquini 3 years ago
Those "30 year-olds" need some of that anti-wrinkle lotion from above. What do these samples do? Shut down after one week? Oh! "Digital"! So you hear everything in 1's and 0's. That makes sense.
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Turt_Le 3 years ago
The listing says it's prank wrap - you put your own real gift for the recipient inside the box as a joke
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K1tt3n 3 years ago
'Skinny old man belly' hahahaha you're exactly right hahaha
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Maya Baggins 3 years ago
Her face has a different age than her hands and a different age and gender than her abs
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Supertransistor 3 years ago
So that's why that's there... It just makes it even creepier
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I'm Kid A 3 years ago
Distichiasis is a unique genetic condition where a person has two distinct rows of eyelashes, giving them a very striking and elegant look. Elizabeth Taylor was was rather famous for having this condition. This particular young woman obviously has Decastichiasis, giving her a full ten rows of eyelashes. /s
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Mommitude Attitude 3 years ago
But this would be like the old jelly shoes - making your feet hot and sweaty plus honest question - like how do you put them on?
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Erin Eubanks 3 years ago
They are reborn dolls. Soft like silicone. Made to look and feel very real. Go watch Servent on Apple+
rumade 3 years ago
Reborn dolls. Not my thing at all, but it's a hobby with a lot of skill and compassion. People make and customise dolls to be as realistic as possible. Some of the buyers have them to help with grief at infant loss etc
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gila the night/sand 3 years ago
“whichever candidate can throat this bad boy in November” seriously. November of all godforsaken months. we are in the timeline that god abandoned.
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Gandalf the Pink 3 years ago
This is referring to an experiment where rats were given one water dispenser spiked with cocaine and one with normal water. They could choose freely. Rats who were understimulated and had stressful lives would become addicted to the cociane water but happy rats with comfy lives would drink the normal water. This is meant to show addiction is more than just a substance.
John L 3 years ago
Makes sense. I had surgery and was given Oxy. I hated it. Didn't do anything for the pain, just made me not care about it. Threw it out. I guess I could see how people could become addicted.
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Kristel 3 years ago
A naked woman was in their house when they got home. Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem like an unwanted situation
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laura lee 3 years ago
For when your fries are almost ready and you're so happy you pee just a lil.
Nikki Bastian 3 years ago
Much better scenario than what played out in my head, yes, we'll go with happiness tinkles.
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When you want to be more green by burning waste and (bonus!) your house to smell like charred used pads.
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Kelsey Cirmotich 3 years ago
Upvote for you!! I knew this looked familiar!!
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Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 3 years ago
uhmmmmm. i bought this. I'm going as billie for halloween. (>.<)
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Kelsey Cirmotich 3 years ago
Yeah, but, I know some sweet older lady who would probably love this.. but she'd need a serious magnifying glass 🤷♀️
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Who Panda 420 3 years ago
Definitely not. I've heard it all my life in the states
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Supertransistor 3 years ago
Perfect to learn a job where you dissect aliens and star in horrible movies!
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Richard Head 3 years ago
Visit Thailand, Hotels actually have "No Durian" signs posted to doors!!!
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DC 3 years ago (edited)
Most public toilets have a purpose they serve best by far, that is not commonly known: They're ads for adult diapers.
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Kayleigh A 3 years ago
That was something…. I just have not found out how to describe it yet..
zububonsai 3 years ago
Wsgbxgkftbbfhkiufd ...is my attempt. Or rather ahclchchcvjbkgurvuvignnnn?
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Henry Shane 3 years ago
This was a good one, some of these were wow others obvious plants. Still enjoyed going through these.
Kayleigh A 3 years ago
That was something…. I just have not found out how to describe it yet..
zububonsai 3 years ago
Wsgbxgkftbbfhkiufd ...is my attempt. Or rather ahclchchcvjbkgurvuvignnnn?
Load More Replies... Henry Shane 3 years ago
This was a good one, some of these were wow others obvious plants. Still enjoyed going through these.
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