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We bet you’ve seen at least one wedding movie that is a romantic comedy. That’s because weddings lead to unique stories to tell as once in a lifetime events where anything beautiful, or cringe moments might happen. But whatever happens in a wedding, people just laugh about it. Whether you get to hear hilarious bride puns or wedding ceremony jokes, a wedding is always a not-to-miss kind of show!
A wedding honors a memorable day worthy of all the planning, budgeting, and nerve-wracking choices. So, if you’re about to attend a wedding or get married yourself, here’s our list of 129 wedding ceremony jokes, marriage puns, and proposal puns to make you the official joker on the wedding day.
If you are the official party animal in your friends’ group, funny wedding puns are the perfect way to make the couple laugh before and during celebrations. Since it can be hard to come up with some witty sayings from fun moments on the spot, our collection of wedding puns can help you out. Send some hilarious wedding day puns to the newlyweds, use them in your best man speech, or simply add them as wedding captions for Instagram posts.
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#1
I went to a wedding where all the guests ended up getting food poisoning from the buffet. It was a real party pooper.
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#2
A man at the gym proposed to his weight partner. She said no. It's safe to say it didn't work out.
#3
Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.
#4
A shy priest greets the wedding guests to the Chapel. He’s very nervous and doesn’t say much. As the couple approach the altar the priest steps up and gives the best speech anyone has ever heard. He’s full of confidence, incredibly expressive and has everyone in fits of laughter! After the vows, the priest is extremely shy and barely says a word to anyone. The groom approaches the him and asks, “Why are you so shy? You seemed like a different person when you were giving that speech!” “I know.” Says the priest, “But that was just my altar ego”.
#5
A man decided to propose to the love of his life, but as soon as he got down on one knee he farted. It was a very fun knee moment.
#9
Last week I went to the wedding of two nuclear power workers. The groom was glowing, and the bride was positively radiant.
#12
Pop the bubbly, I officially got a hubby.
#13
The famous musician proposed to the woman he was in love with. He did it with a kneel diamond.
#14
The lightbulb was so confused when someone she barely knew proposed to he. "Watt?" she replied, "I'm shocked."
#15
I was devastated to hear that the jumper cables are getting a divorce. They said that after the wedding, they just lost the spark.
#16
The father of the bride gave a speech at the wedding. He got the bride to put her hand out and the groom to place his hand on top of hers. He looked at the groom, and said, "This is the last time you'll ever have the upper hand."
#18
Why does a man twist his wedding ring on his finger? He’s trying to figure out the combination.
#19
For butter or worse, a toast to the lovely bride and groom.
#21
Did you hear about that bald guy that was so in love with his comb, he decided to marry it? At the wedding he declared, "I'll never part with it!"
#24
For newly married couples, there is a progression of rings: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering!
#25
I identify with football players because I know what it’s like to spend your whole life training for a large, jewel-encrusted ring.
#27
I decided I'm going to change my name when I get married. I would love something with a good ring to it.
#30
I was in love with a sheep, so I wanted to propose. I finally got up the courage to ask, "Will ewe marry me?"
#32
The most emotional part of the wedding was not the speeches or the vows. It was when the cake was smashed into my face. It really brought a tier to my eye.
#34
I went to a wedding where a fight broke out between the bride and groom. It was martial arts.
#35
I went to my friend's room before his wedding, and asked if he was wearing two pairs of socks. He looked confused, and I told him he had to put another pair on. I don't want him to get cold feet.
#36
It's been five years since I went to the wedding of the invisible man and the invisible woman. The kids aren't anything to look at either.
#40
Firstly, I’d like to thank you all for coming to celebrate these two here at their Maryland, I'm sorry wedding.
#41
Congrats to a Dino-mite couple!
#42
Nade is going to buy some meat for his surprise proposal to you. Are you going to marinade?
#43
The man proposed to the woman he was in love with using 100 pink balloons. She turned up to the proposal 40 minutes late, so the minute she turned up he popped the question.
#44
I met a sailor I wanted to marry, but even though he was in love with me, he wasn't ready to tie the knot.
#45
The Queen of Hearts had to marry the King of Hearts. There was no denying that they were perfectly suited.
#47
The groom decided to ask his brother to be in his wedding. He was sure he was the best man for the job.
#48
After all the talk about cold feet before a wedding, I didn't notice. Mine were just groom temperature.
#49
I went to a cannibal wedding. The best man toasted the groom, the groom toasted the bridesmaids, the father of the bride toasted everyone who couldn't be there. It was a huge barbecue.
#50
So Hydrogen and Helium decided to get a divorce. I've heard they've both moved on, but they still think of each other periodically.
#56
Marriage is becoming more and more progressive. I hear two scoutmasters decided to tie the knot.
#58
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it.”
#59
Now we get to hang out forever!
#66
The beers looked gorgeous on their wedding day. They were pitcher perfect.
#70
What did the peppermint say during his marriage?
He said, “We were always meant to be together.”
#73
The groom gave me permission to riddle the best man speech with puns which was great, but im a bit worried Illinois the rest of you.
#74
The melon was shocked when the other melon proposed. She exclaimed, "Honeydew know! I cantelope!"
#76
The cellphone was excited to propose to his girlfriend. After months of planning, he finally gave her a ring.
#78
I went to the wedding of two artists. There was the bride to be, the groom to be and a whole load of pencils. 2B.
#80
Two antennas got married. The wedding was a bit disappointing, but the reception was great.
#82
Two melons tried to go to Vegas to get married, but they didn't have the right documents. It's a shame they cantelope.
#84
"I'd like to give a toast," said the groom. "Make sure you put some jam on it," replied the bride.
#86
The bride was about to walk down the aisle when she realised she really needed to pee. "How long do I have?" she asked her father. He replied, "Go now, or forever hold your pees."
#89
A couple of canon balls got married yesterday. I heard that they are already expecting BBs.
#107
Love is brewing.
Scott Crowell 3 years ago
A good morning start with Folgers in your cup. I know you sang this in your head.
#116
The girl melon was shocked when her boyfriend proposed. "We are far too young!" she shrieked, "We cantelope!"
#117
My wife told me once she didn't love how I roasted her just before I proposed to her. Looking back on it, I can see now that she was a bit diss engaged.
#124
We’ve got all the thyme in the world.
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