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For some people, Valentine’s Day is a serious occasion full of dreams about fairytale-like romance, receiving dozens of roses, and going on moonlit rides in horse-drawn carriages. Others ignore February 14 completely, seeing it as a way to sell cheesy cards and overprized boxes of chocolate. And then there are true legends who use the opportunity to make their partners laugh harder than they have all year!
Today, we’re paying homage to these masters of comedy. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest, most creative, and unique Valentine’s Day gifts and cards that people have ever given the love of their lives. You can’t understate how awesome these are—some of them had us laughing louder than we would’ve liked. Check out the very best ones below, and remember to upvote your faves.
After you’ve enjoyed this list, you can find our earlier article about genius Valentine’s Day gift and card ideas right over here.
Meanwhile, don’t miss out on our interview about witty cards and the most essential things to remember when giving gifts with Ariane Sherine, a comedy writer, music producer, and the author of 'The How of Happy.’ You’ll find her insights as you read on.
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#1
My Girlfriend Got Me This Awesome Shirt For Valentine's Day But When I Laid It Down To Take A Picture, Our Cat Sat On The Word "Dad" Making The Shirt Just Say "Best Cat Ever"
SageHare37 2 years ago
This cat knows how to pose. Cat is just reminding you every day is about the cat.
Kate Arnett 2 years ago
It's an awesome shirt, but the cat is more awesome - what a fantastic pose with front paws over the printed cats eyes! Love it!
Marina M. 2 years ago
That's a cat who knows how to pose! Was probably a model in a past life, lol!
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Valentine’s Day is celebrated on February 14 across many parts of the world. Usually, it’s an opportunity for people to show their partners how much they love and care about them. Cue cute cards, flowers, candy, and reservations at romantic restaurants (which may or may not be run by the cast of Ratatouille.
And though most of us know that we shouldn’t wait for a special occasion to show our love, respect, and dedication to our soulmates, it’s still a great excuse to have a ton of fun. Especially if you’re comically inclined (congratulations!) and want to make your partner laugh until they have a stitch in their side.
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#2
My GF Got Me This Card On Valentineâs Day Of This Year Before We Were Officially âDating.â It Still Makes Me Smile
fair_weather_rose 2 years ago (edited)
Honestly, same. I mean, like, not really, but also, like, kinda yes? I totally relate to this, and wanted to just say, like, "yeah, I relate to this," but it didn't seem right to just say that in case I changed my mind so, like, yeah.
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hcaballero57 2 years ago (edited)
I actually got my GF a V-Day card that was Black and White and all it said was "Romantic Valentines Day Card"
Bear Family 2 years ago
Reminds me of the first time I told my girlfriend (now wife of 25+ years) "I love you" by accident. I meant it but had not meant to say it - yet. Too soon.... Awkward end of phone call....
Cassi Lyris 2 years ago
Man, where were these cards 25 years ago when I was still dating? Ah, I did well enough in the end though.
#3
A Valentine's Day Card I Made When I Was 5
Lazy Panda 2 years ago
That's not the point. Besides, you don't have to be a mom for not to want anyone to die...
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We can’t overstate just how much effort the people featured in this list put in, in order to create the best, funniest, and most personal gifts and cards. It’s inspirational. But it’s also a reminder that these folks have raised the bar so high, we’ll have to go all-out this year.
Oh, it might not be a competition! But everyone’s a comedy-loving romantic (deep) at heart, so it’s the perfect opportunity to think outside the box and let your imagination loose. Everyone can use this as an excuse to bring a bit more fun and playfulness into their relationships.
#4
Made This Card For My Valentine This Year
#5
I Got My Wife This Painting Of Me As A Pinup For Valentineâs Day
#6
When You Find The Perfect Valentine's Day Card, And So Does He
Lee Kerr 2 years ago
It reminds me of the time I went into town and bought a tee shirt in a sale. My brother got back just after me and had bought the identical tee shirt. It was 5he 60s so unisex was ok but we decided wearing them at the same time would be twee; turned out friends thought we were sharing the same shirt
Hakuna Matata 2 years ago
YOU ARE LITERALY MEANT TO BE TOGETHER YOU KNOW WHAT THE OTHER IS THINKING
Bored Panda got in touch with British comedy writer, pop music producer, and happiness expert Ariane Sherine, to get her opinion on how to write hilarious Valentine’s Day cards, as well as what to keep in mind when coming up with gift ideas.
We were curious to hear her thoughts on what the secret to a witty Valentine’s Day card might be. As it turns out, it’s all about how much care you put in while searching for a card that suits your partner best, or how much effort you take to make it personal.
“I think the funniest and best Valentine’s cards are tailored to the person. Browse the cards in the ‘Humor’ section until you find one that fits perfectly—don’t just choose the first one you see,” the comedy writer said.
#7
For Valentine's Day I Made My Parents Salt And Pepper Shakers Of Their Faces
Upstaged75 2 years ago
LOL - I was going to say I might have been offended if I were this person's mom!
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Jigsaw's Puzzle 2 years ago
Both look like they are under some sort of influence. Still pretty cool and creative though.
Lollipop Girl 2 years ago
I think Valentines is all about love, not just romantic one, so this person gave a gift to their parents!
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#8
Woof
á¶Ê°á”á”á”â±á¶ ËĄá”á”á”ËĄ 2 years ago
Grey and happy valentine's day, it rhymes! Hahahah!
secretly a kitten wallflower 2 2 years ago
âRoses are grey. Violets are grey. Iâm a dog.â
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Mat Hall 2 years ago
Just to be a pedant, dogs don't have monochromatic vision, they're just red/green colour blind, so roses would be a different colour to violets.
glowworm2 2 years ago
Yeah, dogs arenât entirely colorblind but this is still a funny card.
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Klondike Penguin 2 years ago
Dogs can actually see blue and yellow. This is still funny, though.
Korsinda Thorn 2 years ago
So inaccurate. Dogs see colors, they just don't see the shades of color like we do.
#9
My Niece's Non-Traditional Valentine's Day Card
fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
Grass is also green, except in fall and winter when it turns yellow-brown.
Guile main 2 years ago
Except in Paradise city, the grass is green and the girls are pretty
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Angie Chiyoko ( She/they) 2 years ago
I'm gunna make this and give it to all my friends for Valentines day
RandomHumanBean 2 years ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilted, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty, and so is your head.
“If you don’t find the right fit in one store, keep looking. Then you can customize the card with your own message. Private jokes are perfect to fill the card with,” she said. Couples could think about all of the in-jokes they have and use those as a foundation.
According to the author of ‘The How of Happy,’ originality and creativity “are definitely important” when it comes to gift-giving. It might not be enough to get them a random thing, even if you’re doing it out of love. Take the time to tailor the gift to whom you love.
“The person wants to feel special and unique, not just receive perfume or aftershave (unless that particular perfume or aftershave has a special significance),” Ariane told Bored Panda.
“So try and think: what would my loved one actually want? Have they mentioned anything specific that they like recently?”
#10
My Wife Made Me A Cake For Valentine's Day
Chaotic Neighborhood Yeetlord 2 years ago
You should! That would be hilarious
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Mistiekim 2 years ago
Is there a âI tolerate youâ card section at the store? I would buy a few.
RagDollLali 2 years ago
"Roses are red, violets are blue, you're still around because I tolerate you"
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#11
My Wife Spent Two Months Making This For Me For Valentine's Day
Kzincat 2 years ago
Yes,the OPâs wife should make them on Etsy!!! Iâd buy one!
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#12
Every Valentine's Day, My Parents Have An Argument About Whether This Is Lazy Or Romantic: My Dad's Been Using The Same Card For Every Holiday Since I Was In Middle School
Julia Mckinney 2 years ago
Family running jokes are the best kind. (as long as they're funny to everyone)
Lauren S 2 years ago
Is the front of the card a moose? Somehow that would make this even more amazing. đ€©đ
funkybluegirl 2 years ago
Haha! It looks like it could be. It could also be trees or plants, but I prefer your theory... a valentine moose.
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I think it's wonderful. And the annual argument is probably quite funny too
funkybluegirl 2 years ago
It looks like he adds to it every time he gives it.
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Steve Ramaekers 2 years ago
Itâs the kind of thing that annoys you at first as it seems lazy but then becomes what will be the exact thing you treasure and miss getting updating some day when heâs passed. â€ïž
Meanwhile, Ariane stressed the fact that we should all remember that we’ve got every single day in the year to show our loved ones that we care about them.
“Really, every day in your relationship should be equally romantic. You shouldn’t just make a special effort on Valentine’s and then forget the rest of the year!” she said.
“So if this 14th February doesn’t live up to expectations, you have 364 other days in which you can celebrate the love of your life.”
#13
My Husband Is Going To Love His Valentine's Day Surprise
Lesbian Sloth 2 years ago
Following the topic of pronouns, I have a question and sorry if it comes off wrong... You use she, they and he pronouns, so do you alternate between them or do you use them for specific conversations? I'm trying to understand this better
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Sonja 2 years ago
Funny. I thought it could have been my husband. I hate romantic Movies.
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My Dad Accidentally Bought A Same Gender Valentineâs Day Card And Instead Of Getting Another Card, He Drew A Little Beard On One Of The Women
Sheila Stamey 2 years ago
I love that he didn't get angry and just adapted,seeing himself in it. Awww. Nice dad.
Smiley MG 2 years ago
I like the card but i see how they still try to make the couple hetero by giving onr girl short hair. As if both girls cant be equally feminine.....I dunno about others, maybe its just me.....??? Anyone think so too???
gas station cola 2 years ago (edited)
oh, shut up, smiley. they have different shirts & hairstyles so they look like different people because the simplistic art style makes them look very similar. a "hetero" lesbian stereotype would be one girl with long hair wearing a dress & the other girl with an undercut & sports jersey. this card is great because both are identifiable as women but theyre neither overly feminine nor overly masculine. would you prefer both women have the same color shirts & pants & the same exact haircuts so they look like incestuous identical twins instead?
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Cassi Lyris 2 years ago
I'm glad he's secure enough to not impulsively run out and buy a less accurate card for his feelings. That's what really counts.
#15
My Wife Hates This Picture Of Me, So Naturally I Made It Into A Blanket For Her As A Valentineâs Gift
ali lilley 2 years ago
Put it on plates, cups, curtains, underwear. Tiles on the wall. Put. It. EVERYWHERE.
Some time ago, dating expert Dan Bacon, the founder of The Modern Man, explained to Bored Panda that gifts are not essential for happy and healthy relationships unless the person you love places a lot of importance on them.
“What's most important for most people is that they feel loved, respected, understood, wanted, and appreciated,” he explained to us.
#16
My Friend Was Just Cheated On. This Is The Valentine's Day Card She's Sending Her Ex
Angie Chiyoko ( She/they) 2 years ago
I need this card.... it reminds me of a sign I saw in Goodwill once, " Dear Karma, I think you missed a few. Here's a list"
Connie Wade 2 years ago
I saw some cocktail napkins with this printed on them!
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Anne 2 years ago
They usually send them to next of kin, typically your spouse who I'd hope is living in the house with you.
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#17
The Valentine's Day Card I Bought For My Husband
secretly a kitten wallflower 2 2 years ago
âI will never remember the first time we kissed, because I was drunk.â These cards and gifts are the best
Load More Replies... Shark Lady 2 years ago
When my dad proposed to my mum he had a little too much Dutch courage, she phoned him the next day to check that he meant it.
BluEyedSeoulite 2 years ago
I was just realizing the other day I can't remember my first kiss with my husband either. The night we met, I was so drunk I couldn't feel my face!! We went on a date the next night. Not sure if I was drunk or it was on the actual date...
frog on shrooms 2 years ago
Frog on shroomsâ mate remembers their first encounter. Frog has no memory of this.
Cassi Lyris 2 years ago
I remember my first kiss with my now hubby. It was at the Mall of America after watching a movie. (Iron Monkey, if you're wondering) and it was terrible. We bonked teeth, there was a sneeze! đ I'll never be able to forget.
#18
Valentine's Day Card From A Student
Robert McKenzie 2 years ago
TOTALLY inappropriate! But I admire his (chaste) thoughts! (Perhaps someone could explain the ethos behind Valentines Day?)
"Some people really don't like gift-giving and just want their presence to be the present. Others participate because they assume it's the right thing to do, whereas others do it because it really means a lot to them and is a token of their love," the dating expert told us that everyone has a different approach when it comes to gifts.
According to him, gift-giving is an expression of love and appreciation for the other person. However, gifts can also be sued to fit in, be liked, show off, or gain favor.
#19
Handmade Valentine's Day Card
fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
This is impressive! Reminds me of the time in middle school when one of my classmates drew a realistic human heart and gave copies to everyone in the class.
Julia Mckinney 2 years ago
That's amazingly realistic. I may steal the idea for Valentine's Day this year.
#20
My Boyfriendâs Note With His Valentine's Day Flower Delivery Today
Lauren S 2 years ago
I was thinking he sounds like heâs ready to be a dad. Lol!
Load More Replies... Angie Chiyoko ( She/they) 2 years ago
I'm putting this is my weird quotes notebook to use later on
Cassi Lyris 2 years ago
Awe, I also got $80 of flowers this year. 6 new rose bushes. Just planted them today. Can't wait for them to bloom. đâ€ïžđ
#21
My Girlfriend Knows I Have A Sweet Tooth
RedPanda 2 years ago
Every time thereâs good handwriting, I canât not comment. :( How do people have such good control over their limbs?!??!
Julia Mckinney 2 years ago
That's great but we need the main question answered- did she leave the candy in the wrappers for you to eat? If so then MARRY HER!!!
Letâs Be Kind 2 years ago
Actual, the concept was from the late 70âs/early 80âs. Glad to see itâs getting a comeback!
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Me nerdy hedgehog. Me have sweet tooth from eating hedgehog candy :(
"For a younger couple in their teens, a teddy bear, a cute trinket, or an inexpensive piece of jewelry is usually something a girl will cherish receiving from her boyfriend. It doesn't need to be any more original than that when in a very young relationship," dating expert Dan, from The Modern Man, shared some tips on what gifts people can get their partners on a special occasion.
#22
My Wife Teaches 2nd Grade, This Was Simply Her Favorite Valentine's Day Gift From One Of Her Students
Liâl E. 2 years ago
Did anyone notice that they put dots in the m to make it look like breasts, or do I just need to find Jesus?
Goat express 2 years ago
Yes, thank you, I was hoping I wasn't the only one who saw that!
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Auntriarch 2 years ago
Of course we did! The question is, did you dance as well
Load More Replies... JinxBox 2 years ago
Wait, I'm not following, is it now a celebration of a) friendship b) romantic relations or c) totally random?
Auntriarch 2 years ago
It was common to make them for your teacher and parents when I was little, so we're talking 1960s. It doesn't get romantic until you're old enough to be romantic
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#23
I Have To Admit We Did Drink One Bottle, But There Were 2 And He Made Like 100 More Of The Stickers
#24
I May Be Single, But My Sister Sent Me A Pretty Awesome "Broquet" For Valentine's Day
Cassi Lyris 2 years ago
Jack n Jaegger, eeewwwwww... I loves me some whiskey but I've never cared for Jack. And I'm allergic to Annis so Jaegger is way out.
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
I agree, eww. I'd be okay with the vodka, though.
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Nikki White 2 years ago
Super cute...but why castile soap?! Is that a dude thing that I missed? Nothing says "manly" like expensive organic soap!
"For a couple in their 20s that have been together for many years, it can be a wide range of things," he said, listing "perfume, luxury pajamas with slippers, a puppy or kitten, tickets to a stage show she has been wanting to see, along with a gift voucher for her to buy a dress at her favorite store, etc." as possible ideas.
#25
Best Card To Give My Husband On Our First Valentine's Day As A Married Couple
Marilyn Russell 2 years ago
Well, maybe just get some card stock and markers and make it yourself.
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#26
Valentine's Day Card From My Wife. That's A Strong Love
Angie Chiyoko ( She/they) 2 years ago
I'm not a hobbit, but I still love my second breakfast, and then brunch, then lunch, then sometime, and afternoon snack before dinner
#27
No One Does Valentine's Day Like First Graders
"Do you like hugs or kisses from your family? Explain why using complete sentences below!"
"I like kisses more because when somwon kisses me I feel litle pices of love driping into my heart"
Ivo H 2 years ago
If it gets into your heart while kissing, you might want to see a doctor
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"For a married couple who've been together for over a decade, it can also be a wide range of things depending on the woman's interests," the expert told Bored Panda.
"Scented candles, a handy charging station for all her devices rather than just having them strewn everywhere in a mess on her bedside table, a new set of high-quality pots and pans, perfume and moisturizer from the same brand in a pack, a painter's startup kit (e.g. easel, palette, paints, canvasses) so she can try out painting as a hobby.”
#28
Found This Card In A Local Charity Shop. Keeping It For Valentine's Day. The Oldies Amongst You Will Smile
Shark Lady 2 years ago
I love Black Adder, especially the last series. I always cry at the end though
Deborah Harris2 2 years ago
Me too, did you see the documentary where the producers decided to keep the last scene in black and white? I have the whole Box set, every season :)
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Lynne Hammar 2 years ago
Every time anyone said "Darling," the audience roared. It never got old.
Whiskey Tango Delicious 2 years ago
So, I'm American, not young, but woefully ignorant. Please elucidate?
Auntriarch 2 years ago
It's from the first world war Blackadder comedy series. One of the officers had the surname Darling, and Blackadder was always teasing him this way
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Theo Blackwood 2 years ago
I love it. I was just talking about Black Adder yesterday with my dad.
#29
8 Years Ago I Horribly Photoshopped Our Family On A Mug To Make My Wife Laugh After A Hard Week. It Delivered On Valentine's Day, So We Turned It Into A Yearly Tradition
#30
I Bring You Love - Happy Valentineâs Day
CatFist 2 years ago (edited)
"No wait, it's Mr Burns!" "Ach, it's Mr Burns... Kill it. KILL IT!"
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What are your plans this Valentine's Day, dear Pandas? Have you figured out how you'd like to surprise the love of your life this year? What are the most creative, funny, or unusual gifts and cards that you ever received on February 14? We'd love to hear from you! Drop by the comment section and share your thoughts with us.
#31
My Boyfriend Doesn't Want Anything For Valentine's Day, But I Think I've Found The Perfect Gift
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
I did this is high school. My friend insisted she wanted nothing, so I wrapped up an empty box.
KayLo 2 years ago
I have no idea why people downvoted you, other posters said the same thing. Upvoting to offset it.
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Queen Jackson. 2 years ago
Less of a waste than buying a card every year if he enjoys it the same way he would a card.
#32
Sister's Gift To Her Husband
John Lattanzio 2 years ago (edited)
My aunt did this for my mom! Lots of fun to play, since you can ask questions about the people themselves, and the things they have done. She we gonna put her cat as one of the people, but decided against it EDIT: The people were family members and friends
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RagDollLali 2 years ago
It's an old game called Guess Who, but all the pictures of cartoon people have been replaced by pictures of Nicholas Cage đ
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funkybluegirl 2 years ago
What an amazing idea! That is one of the few kid games that didn't drive me insane (yes. Candyland. I'm looking at you). Plus you could personalize it to whoever, or whatever your partner is into.
#33
Valentine's Meat Tray For One
funkybluegirl 2 years ago
It is. lol But this picture has been around for a few years, and... you know... inflation.
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Marilyn Russell 2 years ago
Didnât even spell Valentineâs Day right though. Guess it doesnât matter.
VonBlade 2 years ago
Careful, I got downvoted by people who apparently can't read.
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funkybluegirl 2 years ago
Okay. I have to ask. What are ball shaped pipes? I am trying to figure it out, since it seems obvious, but... what kind of pipes are we talking about?
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#34
You Know It's Meant To Be When You Both Buy The Same Comically Offensive Valentine's Card For Each Other
Fluffy mommy panda 2 years ago
Lol that when you know you been married for awhile lol when you can comfortably talk about these things .......
Emmy Dumont 2 years ago
My husband proposed in the bathroom bc that's where most of the things happens in our house. Might be weird but it was perfect. Especially with our daughter doing a drum solo with our toothbrushes. I love my family
OnAFreakingRollercoaster 2 years ago
I love your family too. Sounds chaotically cute đ„°
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SarahFenola 2 years ago
Aw this is the last card my boyfriend gave me before he passed away. He had bowel cancer, I have Crohn's, so poop was always a hot topic between us both lol.
Bear Family 2 years ago
Well,.I do announce when I visiting the loo. Is that close enough b/c anymore is TMI.
Ana Sabana 2 years ago (edited)
Nop, together no. Or with somebody in the bathroom .
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Robert McKenzie 2 years ago
I would have said 'comfortable' with each other; that happens quite some time after 'love'.
#35
When Your Wife Loves The Dog More Than You, This Is Your Valentine's Gift
GEORGE ELLERY DAY 2 years ago
me, im a cat person (sorry downvoting so we can maybe get 69 upvotes on that)
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Hill Branda 2 years ago
OMG, if I could put my cat's face on sock and blankets, the whole house would be covered with his face. Probably a good idea that hubby hasn't gifted me anything like this.
Bear Family 2 years ago
At my house the whole house is covered with just a little bit of the dog and cats' fur.
Load More Replies... R1MV4Superleggera 2 years ago
Darn! Hope my wife don't see that picture, she knows that I love my beloved bodyguard..oh, right, and the furball with all my heart.
Lacy Somersville 2 years ago
I have a pair of these but instead of a doggo on them, it's a picture of my horse as a foal.
#36
Made My Significant Other A Valentine's Day Card
~MushroomFrog~ 2 years ago (edited)
And he has a heart piercing Edit: heart Ear piercing
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Made My GF A Valentineâs Day Card
Max Robitzsch 2 years ago
Gosh, I hope it isn't. It would make it even funnier (if she's secure in her relationship with him).
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
I was going to say "Joan Cusack is not amused," but I checked and that's NOT how she turned out looking.
Ana Sabana 2 years ago
Doesnât look like a valentine card. Just like a random prank or bad husband photo
Max Robitzsch 2 years ago
It looks like a Valentine's Prank. Depending on the sense of humour of the couple involved ths could be hilarious for both.
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#38
Men Deserve Flowers Too, So I Made My BF His Special Bouquet For Valentine's Day
ADHD McChick 2 years ago (edited)
Ew, Corona beer. Never liked that stuff. But, to each their own.
#39
I Got The Best Valentine's Day Gift Ever. Cross Stitching Is Finally Being Used For Good
Cthulhu is Alive 2 years ago
I have one on my wall saying "May Cthulhu devour this house last". It's my favourite.
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Robert McKenzie 2 years ago
That is absolutely BRILLIANT! (But if only the artist had used 'happy' stitch!)
#40
The Valentine's Card My Girlfriend Made For Me
KDS 2 years ago
No this is the Valentine Lisa gave to Ralph after the poor guy didnât get any from his classmates
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Lissah Mackenzie 2 years ago
Roses are red, this train is named jack, start running while you can, and don't look back
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Cassi Lyris 2 years ago
Why isn't Disney making these cards? I know they like money. Still, good homemade one. đ„°đđ
#41
Gonna Surprise The Wife With Some Flours For Valentine's Day
jdtimid123 2 years ago
Honestly I wouldn't be mad. I like to bake and could always use more flour lol đ€
Goat express 2 years ago
Yes, exactly, especially during the Great Flour Shortage of 2020.
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Take Note Boys, This Is How You Do Valentine's Day Right
Diana Robison 2 years ago
Listen... I LOVE chicken wings... But if I think I'm about to get a week's worth of delicious melty Lindor Truffles and it's some chicken wings instead... I will not be in a very romantic mood đ
#43
Wish I Could Have Gotten A Valentine's Day Card Like This
Pumpkin Spice 2 years ago
roses are blue, violets are blue, *music starts playing* EVERYTHING IS BLUEEEE
Robert McKenzie 2 years ago
My Valentines Day card in primary school was "Roses are red, violets are black; you'd look better with a knife in your back." Sigh. It put me off girls forever.
#44
Asked The Florist To Write About Our Last Valentine's Day As Unmarried Couple. They Sent A Different Message
Queen Jackson. 2 years ago
When you send flower, you can normally attach a message with them.
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#45
My Valentine's Day Card From My Wife
#46
This Valentineâs Day Card Spotted By The Husband Today
Amy Taylor 2 years ago
I totally giggled, lol. I have a warped sense of humor though.
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Margaret Gadbois 2 years ago
I'd laugh, and then be super pissed... But only because Uranus is my favorite planet. It's a gorgeous blue, and has rings, y'all!
Marley Nachi 2 years ago (edited)
The meaning of this card changes if you gift them some hotsauce with it
#47
My GF Hinted She Wants A Teddy Bear For Valentine's Day. I Hope She Likes It
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
It's a Fuggler! (Supposedly that's short for 'funny ugly monster' but who do they even think they're fooling?). I found one leering at me from a shelf in Kmart one day, where someone had dumped it after inexplicably changing their mind. He's sitting on my pillow now, and he's still leering.
Ches Yamada 2 years ago
Ooooh and the yellow one is one of the rares, too
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#48
Made My Boyfriend The Dumbest Thing I Could Think Of For Valentine's Day
SageHare37 2 years ago
I love this. Pick one of the worst "romantic" movie scenes ever and make a piece of decor. Great Tatooine background though.
Lauren S 2 years ago
Oh my gosh!! Tatooine! I love Star Wars but that was NOT what I saw when I looked at this. I thought they were people on a beach⊠đ
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Angie Chiyoko ( She/they) 2 years ago
I think this is actually pretty funny!!! And I love the colours!
#49
Girlfriend Made Me This Card For Valentine's Day
Mauricio Arriaga 2 years ago
So I made an account just to upvote this. I'm weirdly both proud and disappointed at the same time that this was my first thought when seeing the picture
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Gift Idea For Singles On Valentine's Day
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
I have one of those! It's so tiny it can't sit flat on the stove.
DC 2 years ago
Yeah, my smallest pot and pan just sit on the nozzle, unbothered by those ... uh, trestlettes? ... around them. Get hot sooner that way anyway, and for keeping them at temp, I have a nozzle that doesn't really work, ... so they won't overheat or burn stuff.
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A Bobcat From Philly 2 years ago
I have one of these and it fits 2 eggs perfectly AND they don't stick!! LOVE my eggs!
#51
My Girlfriend Says This Sums Up Our Relationship In One Valentine's Day Card
Fluffy mommy panda 2 years ago
This is way both and my husband are. We both name places off to each other but I'm aways trying to get him to choose a place he wants.
Liz Orreo trex ago go 2 years ago
My ex husband said he hated that I always decided what to do, but he did this for everything. I always asked, he always said whatever you want, then got mad and nit picked my choice.
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My Valentine's Day Gift To My Boyfriend
Zephyr343 2 years ago
Umm....the cheese? You forgot the cheese?!? How could you forget the cheese???? It's like you don't even know me
Persephone 2 years ago
Nooo!!! These are traditional style! They don't get cheese, just meat, onion, cilantro, and salsa!
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sturmwesen 2 years ago
I don't celevrate Valentines Day but I would if I knew this was an option.
#53
I Made A Valentine's Day Card For My Boyfriend. He's Completely In Love With It. Acceptable
Marley Nachi 2 years ago (edited)
The IRL Lemongrab really makes it lol. Also, He only said ACCEPTABLE one or a few times in the series, so its a pretty big deal lol ;)
#54
Happy Valentine's Day
VonBlade 2 years ago
It would be the easiest way to move everything I own from the house to the lawn.
Load More Replies... Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
Especially funny when one of my friends last names is winters
#56
Super Inspiring Valentine's Day Gift From My Daughter
Angie Chiyoko ( She/they) 2 years ago
Sometimes, the kids are right.... maybe it is time to give up
#57
My Awesome Valentine From My Even Awesomer Girlfriend
#58
My Long Distance Girlfriend And I Had To Celebrate Valentine's Day Early. She Did Not Disappoint
#59
My Wife Gave Me This Card Today. I Think I'm The One On The Left. Not Sure Which One Is She
Pumpkin Spice 2 years ago
Do the route of a few posts up and draw really long hair on the one on the right!
Gabriela Cink 2 years ago
Or beard :D not solving anything.. but the opportunity...
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Got A Little Too Excited And Gave My Wife Her Valentineâs Day Cake Early
"Hey baby, is your heart made of copper wire? Cuz I'm gonna steal it"
DonnerDinnerParty 2 years ago
I do believe the image is a mugshot đ The comment is due to the fact that people steal AC units and other things that contain copper. They'll legit just break it apart and tear out the metals that are worth money and throw away the rest.
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#61
The Card My Wife Gave Me For Valentine's Day. So Much Love
David Martin 2 years ago
"I guess you're it, until you die or I find someone better" ~Starship Troopers (Yes, I intend to find a woman who would allow me to write the most romantic vows ever, and with this quote...and warn NOBODY)
#62
I Got My Girlfriend A Blanket Of My Face For Valentine's Day. It Looks A Little Off When It's Not Laying Flat
#63
I Think I Aced Valentine's Day
Angie Chiyoko ( She/they) 2 years ago
Am I the only one who immediately thought of the Adam Levine memes???
Theo Blackwood 2 years ago
This is what I want. I donât know why I canât get flaming hot Cheetos here anymore but itâs killing me.
#64
Valentine's Card I Bought For My Wife
#65
I Got The Lady Some Special Flowers For Valentine's Day
#66
The Valentine's Gift I Ordered For My Girlfriend Finally Arrived
Gaya Knust 2 years ago
And for the saucy moments, quote Dwight "And just as you've planted this seed in the ground, I'm going to plant my seed in you" đ€Ł
#67
My Only Valentine's Card Is From Currys PC World
#68
My Homemade Valentineâs Day Card
#69
Nothing Says Romance Like Sorting Through Four Jugs Of UTZ Pub Mix For Your Wife's Valentine's Day Present
Zephyr343 2 years ago
This seems like a lot of work lol. I draw the line at separating lucky charms
Load More Replies... Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Now that's love. I'd be in heaven if someone did that with the Melba toast pieces for me
#70
My Wife Made My Valentine's Day Card From Scratch
Ivo H 2 years ago
Little bit of both. But the doggo improve things a lot!
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Pumped About The "Broquet" I Made My Boyfriend For Valentine's Day
#72
The Only Problem Is My Name Would Appear On Every Page
#73
My Girlfriend Gave Me My Valentine's Day Card
Angie Chiyoko ( She/they) 2 years ago
Fun fact, about 50 people per year actually get lost inside IKEA
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
51 now. Someone please help me I've been here for six days and I've run out of water.
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Valentine's Gift To Wife Obsessed With Leggings. That's My Face
Firstname Lastname 2 years ago
At least he's smart enough to aim the nose away from the fart launcher.
#75
My Wife Made Me The Best "Bouquet Of Flowers" For Valentine's Day
#76
Kakuzu Valentine's Day Card I Made For My Man
fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
Very cute and definitely not terrifying in any way. Absolutely... adorable?
#77
A Valentine's Day Card - She Was Not Impressed
#78
Handmade Game Of Thrones Inspired Valentine's Card For My Boyfriend
Hannah Privette 2 years ago
It's a play on words of "coming" If you still don't get it, please keep your sweet innocence for as long as possible
Load More Replies... RedMarbles 2 years ago
No. You may notice that pop culture references are frequently included in compilations of funny things. Head over to The New Yorker if you want more serious topics, or more highbrow treatments of pop culture topics.
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#79
My Boyfriend Made Me A Lot Of Chocolate For Valentine's Day
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago
Itâs the alot from the comic Hyperbole and a Half!
Load More Replies... Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago
The alot! http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html?m=1
#80
My Son Got A Valentineâs Day Card From A Girl At School, Itâs Sending Mixed Messages
Lsai Aeon 2 years ago
When I was in elementary and a few years ago when my son was in elementary school, they had mandatory valentines. Everyone had to bring a card for everyone else, parties were planned that day as well. So, end of January the kids' art project was to make their valentines basket. Once the baskets were finished you could start bringing in your valentines gifts for everyone. You'd walk around dropping valentines in each basket to be opened at the party. EVERYONE MUST RECEIVE FROM EVERYONE ELSE. My son got lots of sweet little cards and gifts; however back in the 80s parents didn't monitor what their kids wrote, or if they did they didn't care. Every card I received was a death threat, from the age of 5 to 12 (kindergarten - 5th grade). Yes, I showed the teachers, and they would tell me off, accusing me of writing the death threats myself. I stopped opening them after 2nd grade and never ate any of the treats left in my bag.
#81
Hubs And I Inadvertently Went With The Same Theme For Valentine's Day Cards
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
Poor Kevin, he worked all night and it was his family's secret family recipe!
#82
I'm Not Sure If I'm Horrified Or Intrigued. I'll Take Ten
Lissah Mackenzie 2 years ago (edited)
I am intrigued. Unfortunately my local demon slaughtering cave was shut down last summer due to OSHA violations. Apparently it's "unacceptable" and "revolting" and "positively nauseating" to not have have a handrail around the pit of mysterious black goop that smells suspiciously of lint. Like excuse me Debra are we to heave the demons over the great wall of caution every time we want to slaughter them??
Benita Valdez 2 years ago (edited)
You too? My local demon slaughtering cave got violations too. OSHA cited them for the railings around the pit of despair being too short. Like seriously, it's a pit of despair; what's more despairing than being held back over a short railing knowing that at any second you could be let go and tumble backwards?
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#83
The Valentine's Card I Gave My Husband
#84
My Wife Gave Me This Card For Valentine's Day. Late Because Shipping From Etsy Took Longer Than Expected
#85
This Is Either The Best Valentine's Day Gift, Or The Worst Valentine's Day Gift
ThatHuskyStorm 2 years ago
Would you then say youâre partner is your meat heart?
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Valentine's Card From My Girlfriend
DonnerDinnerParty 2 years ago
Certainly can't go wrong with Hitler Cartman
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Bailey Baker 2 years ago
If you feel uncomfortable with something like this, you can always report it or simply keep scrolling :) I tend to simply ignore all political topics here.
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#87
Made A Valentine's Day Gift For My BF. Hope He Likes It. (Yes, It's Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)
Angie Chiyoko ( She/they) 2 years ago
Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. You thought you were Alone, but Dio's here too
#88
A Valentine's Day Card For My Wife
#89
Got My Girl A Surprise Valentine's Gift. She's Either Gonna Love It Or Hate Me
fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
My money's on hate then love. Or love then hate, depending on the time of the month.
#91
Surprise Valentine's Gift For The Wife. I'm Sure She Will Be Impressed
Alexigirl1 2 years ago
Why don't I join you in the shower. Do you like my new massage sponge.....
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
I would totally give my husband this (he does most of the cleaning, I'm the breadwinner). He'd know it was a joke, and we'd both laugh. Then I'd give him his real gift, ofc.
#92
The Gag Gift Box I Got For My Significant Other's Valentine's Gift
T5n 2 years ago (edited)
Itâs a gag gift box. There are quite a few variation of boxes people can get to put the actual gifts in. https://pranko.com/collections/prank-packs
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Best Valentine's Gift I've Ever Received
Angie Chiyoko ( She/they) 2 years ago
I would love this even more if that was a can of Spagetti-os
#94
My Card To My Girlfriend On Valentine's Day
DC 2 years ago
... you know the Cramps? The band? Read how Lux and Ivy met! Short: She hitched a ride, back seat, he passenger seat, some friend of his who will not play a major role anymore driving. Within three seconds after she entered, he said, he had a massive boner. Remained a beautiful pair until he died because of aortic dissection, 30+ years later, and we lost another great Rock and Roll Band, if not the greatest at all!
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#97
My Hilarious Husband Got Me What Every Girl Wants For Valentine's Day
David Martin 2 years ago
My best guess...it's supposed to be a box of chocolates, "flowers", and a card with hearts on it. All literally
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#99
Behold, My Valentine's Day Card For My Significant Other, And Yes, I Have Lots Of Time On My Hands
Angie Chiyoko ( She/they) 2 years ago
My father is a salesman at a store and he sells people stuff
Zephyr343 2 years ago
My dad is in sales, and he will sell you a shoe. There! It didn't rhyme before
Load More Replies... Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
He's a retired IT guy who now writes and publishes books about environmental science and has a regular newspaper column (also science) and a radio program (ditto).
#100
My Wife's Valentine's Day Card. I Think I'll Put It Away For The Next 18 Years And Then Give It To Her
#102
Valentine's Gift To A Friend
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Sonja 2 years ago (edited)
Another reminder that one person's awww is another person's ewww. All of those depend on knowing your partner very well. It's a good reminder for everyone that the best valentines gift isn't that what the world agrees on or what's most expensive in the shop, it's the one you know your loved one will enjoy even if it's a card with a weiner dog in a bun. I enjoyed seeing them very much because it was clear they were given between long time couples who found their humour and some common ground. It's a good lesson that every great relationship looks different, because all that matters is making your significant other laugh.
Gertrude Lee 2 years ago
Definitely in the mood of a valentines date this year. A handsome man to sweep me off my feet, or a sweet girl to cuddle up with.
Zephyr343 2 years ago
Really hope that you find one 😊. What would be your dream valentines date then? I am terrible at planning so very little forethought goes into mine unfortunately
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Apatheist Account2 2 years ago
Another pointless insidious commercial con. Be romantic when you want (or need) to be, don't just do one day then forget about it. I hate the way that something was "expected". Fortunately I'm married to someone now who doesn't believe in this stuff either :)
Marley Nachi 2 years ago
some of these are cute and nerdy if they share the same hobbies and interests... others are pretty gross if they were a serious gift.
Celeste Grant 2 years ago
I'm always surprised at the number of people who participate in Valentine's Day. I think if it as being for teenagers!
Vermontah 2 years ago
It was fun in kindergarten because everyone made a special box for all the cards given and received and some had lollipops taped to them!!!!!!
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Sonja 2 years ago (edited)
Another reminder that one person's awww is another person's ewww. All of those depend on knowing your partner very well. It's a good reminder for everyone that the best valentines gift isn't that what the world agrees on or what's most expensive in the shop, it's the one you know your loved one will enjoy even if it's a card with a weiner dog in a bun. I enjoyed seeing them very much because it was clear they were given between long time couples who found their humour and some common ground. It's a good lesson that every great relationship looks different, because all that matters is making your significant other laugh.
Gertrude Lee 2 years ago
Definitely in the mood of a valentines date this year. A handsome man to sweep me off my feet, or a sweet girl to cuddle up with.
Zephyr343 2 years ago
Really hope that you find one 😊. What would be your dream valentines date then? I am terrible at planning so very little forethought goes into mine unfortunately
Load More Replies... Apatheist Account2 2 years ago
Another pointless insidious commercial con. Be romantic when you want (or need) to be, don't just do one day then forget about it. I hate the way that something was "expected". Fortunately I'm married to someone now who doesn't believe in this stuff either :)
Marley Nachi 2 years ago
some of these are cute and nerdy if they share the same hobbies and interests... others are pretty gross if they were a serious gift.
Celeste Grant 2 years ago
I'm always surprised at the number of people who participate in Valentine's Day. I think if it as being for teenagers!
Vermontah 2 years ago
It was fun in kindergarten because everyone made a special box for all the cards given and received and some had lollipops taped to them!!!!!!
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