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30 Times People Spotted Signs That Were Too Good (Or Bad) Not To Share On This Facebook Group (New Pics)
Funny signs are all around us. They're lurking in the streets, at restaurants, on the subway, and pretty much everywhere else, waiting to surprise us with a giggle or two. We just have to keep our eyes open.
But in case you want to know the places where they appear the most, let's take a look at the Facebook group 'Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage,' or 'UUU Signage' for short.
Whether they're intentional or accidental, the signs shared within the online community take many forms, from clever wordplay to unexpected interaction with their surroundings, so you just never know what's coming.
Continue scrolling to check them out and if you want more, fire up our first publication on 'UUU Signage!'
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#1
Useless But Very Popular With Me. I Love Steve
Francine Govan 3 years ago
LOL! Your username! My cousin's boyfriend has a chihuahua who's name is Zoe, but they call her lil potato! 😊
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#2
Marcos Valencia 3 years ago
Snake for scale. Fun fact: It makes more sense, since bananas don't have scales, actually.
#3
*** Finally Found This *** My Friends Family In High School Had This Posted In Their Bathroom
VonBlade 3 years ago
It would be a big step above nobody wanting to turn me on, so I'd be delighted.
#4
SydneyP 3 years ago
Reminds me of a story my ex who’s an RN told me. A guy came in with a cucumber lost in him..you can imagine where. Apparently he was gardening. This was 4 a.m. and apparently he gardens totally naked this early in the day. Sounds rational 🙄
Vic 3 years ago
Sounds totally legit! Some people even harvest bananas, bottles, hairbrushes...
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RajunCajun 3 years ago
today on the radio, 88 year old man in France had to have a WWI mortar shell unstuck.
glowworm2 3 years ago
Well that certainty does not sound like he was having a blast!
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Persephone 3 years ago
"Sorry Doc, I was just peeling potatoes in my shower like a normal person, and slipped!" 😂🤢
Just_for_this 3 years ago
I remember running across hedges as a youth to see how far we could make it before falling off... I remember looking back to see my friend disappear beneath the canopy. We found him hanging upside down hanging off a large branch that had penetrated his shorts and come out his leg hole. He never admitted how well he and the branch became acquainted but im pretty sure it was involuntary.
Persephone 3 years ago
Yes. So common in the ER... just saw an article about an 88 year old dude in France that shoved a WWI shell up his bum and the whole hospital had to be evacuated.
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Upstaged75 3 years ago
Oh god - Eminem has a disgusting song about that. Ick!
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I Was Going To Put This On A Shirt!
Jill 3 years ago
Did you know that one of the most dangerous chemicals of all time is? It's dihydrogen monoxide! It's everywhere and if you get too much of it in your lungs, you can die within minutes! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_parody
Potato 3 years ago
It's in my lungs right now! Okay it's gone. Oh no, it's back!
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#6
* Trespasser
Paul Vasquez 3 years ago
Yes! Shooting people with rifles is SO funny (eyes rolling)...
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Anne Jones 3 years ago
Only on America would insinuating that killing people is funny be acceptable. 😞.
Dan Holden 3 years ago
I wonder why they have such a problem with gun violence /s
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Sean Sean 3 years ago
It's crazy how cavalier rednecks are about killing people. I blame Hollywood and 80s action films. In reality, this person is probably a giant pussy.
Angela Corvaia 9 months ago
WHY use the word ‘p***y’? My v****a, AKA p***y, is awesome and doesn’t need to be reduced to an insult. Sean Sean…you are a duck.
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#7
Orlando Airport Lol
Anne Jones 3 years ago
It could be a rapist posing as a cabbie. Real taxi drivers don’t ask if you need a ride. I think it’s a warning to make sure the taxi is genuine.
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David Brown 3 years ago
There were signs similar to this one in the Bahamas. Had a couple dudes follow me around harassing me to let them give me a "tour". Luckily they were basically midgets that were afraid of a fight and the police. Touristy places have tons of folks that are just looking to take advantage of you or rob you or both. If you feel uncomfortable it's probably for good reason. Stay safe my dudes.
KyaKouture 3 years ago
But then how are you supposed to have your hallmark movie moment where it's Christmas Eve and some muscular stranger pulls up at the airport to take you home and you somehow fall in love on an hour-long car ride?
Panda Showcase 3 years ago
go magic! i think many magic fans will give this an upvote! Screenshot...d6d810.png 
#8
The Hostel I’m Staying At Is Very Good At Translation…
Rissie 3 years ago
They made a small error, the Canadian term for trash is: "Sorry for that Justin Bieber kid, you can deposit things that resemble him in here".
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LynnSynn 3 years ago
Love me some Nickelback. Mostly because people don't like them. Yes that's me in the 2003Volkswagen Convertible Beetle blasting "Figured you Out" at 8:30 in the morning on my way to work.
OmBoyGanesh 3 years ago
I don’t think it has to do with quantity. For most, it seems to be a quality issue.
Load More Replies... ShaZam Beaubien 3 years ago
Nickleback ... that's great. How about David Hasselhoff for our German friends?
David Brown 3 years ago
I sorta take offense to Nickelback being on there. Just kidding. They earned that spot.
#9
Yes, It’s At A Church
Imjust jim 3 years ago
Probably taken by a scofflaw through the windscreen...after they put it in park.
#10
Taken At Our Local Mexican Restaurant. I Love It
Aria Whitaker 3 years ago (edited)
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Chilaquiles Verde. It is written." (Frijoles 11:18-23)
ShaZam Beaubien 3 years ago
He observed all the tacos He made and declared it to be not just good but very good. (Tacos 1:26–30)
TailsFangirl03 3 years ago
OH MY GOSH I'VE BEEN TO THAT PLACE! Either that or that sign is generic...
#11
The Lost And Found In My Office
#12
We Won’t Be Going Back. Some Things Aren’t Worth Getting Used To
Jill 3 years ago
Slime mold = sentient mold
https://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2018/0412/What-slime-molds-can-teach-us-about-thinking 1059719_1_...69b604.jpg 
Headless Roach 3 years ago
Waiter: "How do you like your soup sir?" Guest:"I've had better" Waiter: "Certainly not in our restaurant sir"
David Brown 3 years ago
There's a restaurant where I live that gets reviews like "you'd be better off dumpster diving behind a fish market". Or "A tv dinner would offer a better dining experience". And their parking lot still stays full every lunch and dinner. I've never eaten there because I'm afraid they're putting mind altering chemicals in their food to keep people coming back. I ain't got time for that cause my mind is already altered enough.
#13
Sounds Vaguely Threatening But Also Alluring. Advertising Masterclass
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Ah, yes. Just like every American is obese and owns 50 guns, and every Brit has terrible teeth and loves the Queen (rest in peace), every traditional Chinese medicine is made from rare endangered tiger peen. Yes. Racist stereotypes are totally 100% real and accurate and we should ABSOLUTELY perpetuate them in the name of "humor". /s
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Mrs. Sherri C (Sherbear) 3 years ago
Don't all Doctors do that??? They never listen to the patient because they think they know best, but not always!!!
Happy Panda 3 years ago
Not the doctors here :/ Well, some are definitely competent but some definitely do not know what they're doing. I know it's bad to google your symptoms but I often had to do that just so I can explain my symptoms in ways that they can understand it LOL.
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Thegoodboi 3 years ago
But google said I was dying! Can't be just a bruise I got from bumping the table!
FatLipsMcCool 3 years ago
It's at Petersham in Sydney. On Parramatta road. Drive past there all the time.
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Sounds like Miss Cleo tryin to tell you where your life is heading while she stares into a bowl of alphabits cereal.
Smokey Too 3 years ago
"Traditional Chinese medicine (TCM) has been increasingly practised in many countries of the world. Some recent textbooks of TCM still recommend formulas containing various animal tissues such as tiger bones, antelope, buffalo or rhino horns, deer antlers, testicles and os penis of the dog, bear or snake bile. Usually, animal tissues are combined with medical herbs. In most of the cases, the medical use of the preparations is justified in terms of the rules of TCM." From https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12801499/
#14
There Goes My Social Circle
Catrovert 3 years ago
I get the idea, but how can you write with great punctuation and grammar if you can’t read? Sorry, I’m in a bad mood.
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BoredPandaSucks 3 years ago
we need one of those in orbit to keep us from leaving and spreading our stupidity out into the universe. i am sure it would work as well as this one.
Eric Spence 2 years ago
"Stupid is as stupid does." Stupidity for some can be perceived as brilliance by others. It is relative.
#15
David Martin 3 years ago
Let's not make jokes about the cat just because they identify as canine
#16
I Waved My Hands In Front Of This “Touchless Faucet”for Longer Than I’d Care To Admit. Good Thing Nobody Else Was Around To Witness My Folly
Eris Kallisti 3 years ago
Likely perpetrated by the same people who came up with the fake "voice activated towel dispenser" stickers to put in public restrooms, causing people to yell at manual paper towel dispensers like fools
Heather Fordham 3 years ago
I hate those things. When you do figure them out they just give you a spirt of water. Who has time to stand there waving this thing into action a dozen times to rinse when there are a dozen women waiting to rinse as well.
Upstaged75 3 years ago
In some places we call that a faucet. So no, they meant faucet. :)
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Trying To Leave A Local High School…
Justaboredpotato 3 years ago
Is it really? You can only find out for sure by going out. Reminds me of schrodinger cat.
Liz Orreo trex ago go 3 years ago
In Canada this sign goes up in schools when it is too cold out, I think below -22°C.
Barbara Kelly 3 years ago
As in "no outside (recess/activities) today". Extreme cold today, on the Canadian prairies!
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#18
At My Dentist Office. Can’t Have These Toothbrushes Commingling It’s An Abomination
Bored Retsuko 3 years ago
They don't want to have to deal with hundreds of baby toothbrushes, duh!
Lorrie Rothstein 3 years ago
I don't understand. We all have the same teeth. Are the toothbrushes pink and blye?
Nicole Weymann 3 years ago
I think the more obvious question is: why segregate them if by mixing you'd get free kids' toothbrushes?
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Melissa 3 years ago
Gendered toothbrushes? I guess teeth aren't the body part this is being used for.
Frank Tereschak 3 years ago
On The Big Bang Theory Amy named her electric toothbrush Gerard.
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Smokey Too 3 years ago
I...I never knew there were different sex toothbrushes. Have I been doing it wrong all my life?!
#19
Visited New York This Weekend. If Only There Was An Easier Way To Share That You Can Never Park Here
Marvin HoG 3 years ago
I know 3 mensa members and believe me, they do some really stupid stuff sometimes! (I'm looking at you, Russell)
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Missy Corron 3 years ago
That's actually working- on Monday the Sunday sign is removed. Tuesday the Monday sign goes.... happens all the time for shite happening in NYC.... police dept. could be an undercover emergency op!!!
karen snyder 3 years ago
Totally an undercover move. Yup, I'm sure of it.
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P. Mozzani 3 years ago
It's a great idea for those who violate the no parking rule by claiming that they didn't understand the wording of the signs. There are always those who will argue this point.
Shelby Minchew 3 years ago
There was a more ecologically friendly way of getting this information out...
#20
Apparently The Tiny Poem Wasn’t Enough
LOL It's me 3 years ago
I always knock on the door because somany times people forget to turn the lock thingy and i open the door on a shocked pooping human, basically if i see its red/locked of course i dont knock lol
Amused panda 3 years ago
Wish I'd tried that today. Only cubicle not red on the lock, opened it to find a rather put out individual glaring at me like it was my fault they'd not locked the cubicle.
Load More Replies... Lil Potato 3 years ago
I'm laughing so hard rn. Who wrote that tiny poem and why is it so tiny?
V Martinez 3 years ago
I generally knock out of courtesy. Some people don't lock the door, (or the locks could be broken), or don't turn off the light when leaving. I've waited outside an empty bathroom before. So I do a quick knock if I don't hear any noise. If someone knocks while I'm inside, I just say "be out in a minute". I don't get offended or feel it's rude. No need to knock if you see the lock is turned, or you see/hear someone in there.
Kenny Kulbiski 3 years ago
I never understood knocking on an occupied restroom door. Are you supposed to hurry? Most people just have one speed.
Potato 3 years ago
I have 2 speeds, slow and "if you rush me I go slower."
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tara 3 years ago
Some people CLOSE the door after dropping a bomb in the bathroom.....So we should just wait outside forever? Until we all pee our pants? Because it would be an abomination to knock? Maybe I will just try the k**b...which is way more unsettling to the person on the can, or worse I try the k**b and it's unlocked and here I Am! Watching someone use the toilet! Maybe the sign should start with "Leave door open when you are done"
David Brown 3 years ago
Nothing worse than tryin to grunt one out and some dumbdick starts pounding on the door. News flash dummy. Every time you hit that door imma take an extra 10 minutes.
#21
Visited A Beautiful Historical Garden In Western Poland And The Chairs At The Orangerie Had A Truly Deep And Moving Message
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."
Robert T 3 years ago
"It is important to take care of the patient, to be followed by the doctor, but it is a time of great pain and suffering. For to come to the smallest detail, no one should practice any kind of work unless he derives some benefit from it. Do not be angry with the pain in the reprimand in the pleasure he wants to be a hair from the pain in the hope that there is no breeding. Unless they are blinded by lust, they do not come out, they are in fault who abandon their duties, the soul softens, that is toils."
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Cat Palmer 3 years ago
Looks to me like they made the seats out of waste wood, which is good recycling.
Hobby Hopper 3 years ago
I think it's a vinyl laminate with a print on it.
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To Think We Almost Tossed This Without Reading It!
Smiley MG 3 years ago
Well... God is rich enough to create a whole effing universe from scratch... God can make doo without discounts... Besides, God also created a lot of incurable diseases, consider that we are grateful with what is given to us even after that... Thank you and *side eye*... Lol.... :)
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#23
Unsuccessful Because I Didn’t Go With The Funny Clown
Your sleep paralysis demon 3 years ago
It’s a win-win situation, either i die or i finally get a hug :)
#24
Say Something Nice
Headless Roach 3 years ago
Imagine how much more exciting it would be with Kahlua and a splash of vodka 🙃
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Nicole Weymann 3 years ago
1) the price (like 'organic' it's a code word implying quality - the use is not strictly regulated, thus many black sheep) and 2) in this case it's supposed to mean 'works particularly well with hot beverages and coffee specialties' because it's more creamy, richer, makes better foam.
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Eric Spence 2 years ago
They will be yanking that one off the shelves eventually due to lack of sales. I bet the exciting oat milk sells better.
Norma Jean Morrissey 3 years ago
I want to know who milks those little oats? Must use a real tiny pail.🐄🌾Do they get the oat milk by mating a cow with an oat? I guess that gives them “coat milk” Norma Jean Morrissey
Eric Spence 2 years ago
Actually, they milk a goat and remove the "g." LOL!
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#25
And Then
Lorrie Rothstein 3 years ago (edited)
Stick your right foot in,,Stick your right foot out and you shake it all about🎵
Thegoodboi 3 years ago
🎶You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself about..🎶
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#26
Popular With Me, Because This Popcorn Bag Understands Me
Aria Whitaker 3 years ago
It REALLY is!! I am ashamed to admit how many bags I have scarfed down...alone. lol
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Diane DesAutels 2 years ago
Nah, there's practically no milk *sugar* in sharp cheddar. I should know, since I devour the stuff w/o having to take my lactase pills.
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#27
Penny Tent (she/her) 3 years ago (edited)
Aw darn! I was just planning to get my morning snack in, now what do I eat?
crowspectre (he/they) 3 years ago
I mean they never specified which part of the earbud drying jar isn't for eating and I can assume that they're talking about the rice so feel free to eat either the jar or the earbud
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Kirsti Tuers 3 years ago
Why are your earbuds consistently getting wet to the point you need a dedicated earbud drying rice jar. Nasty.
Erica Megan 3 years ago
I'd be paranoid they used it after a bit for my food. Oops we ran out of rice gotta use the drying rice!
P. Mozzani 3 years ago
If someone were stupid enough to reach into a random jar and try to eat the contents, then that person deserves a trip to the E.D. to have it removed.
#28
Hmmmm, Is It Though?
Anne Jones 3 years ago
This is usually in legal documents to confirm the page is intentionally blank and isn’t missing.
JPotts 3 years ago
Blank pages do not always print. Needs some text to print, then they know they are not missing a page.
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#29
Don’t You Dare Try To Buy 10 For $10
Mykidsartrocks 3 years ago
They do this for people who HAVE to have an even number. That person is going to buy 18.
#30
Well That’s A New Name For Beverages . .
Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago
Functional beverages include dairy beverages, sports and performance drinks, energy drinks, ready-to-drink teas, "smart" drinks, fortified fruit drinks, plant milks, and enhanced water.
BJ Hage 3 years ago
WTH was that down voted? Tell the truth, provide information, get a down vote. Gave you an up vote to balance you out
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Great Advice:
Jellicle bat 3 years ago
Time travel to where you don't need education, duh
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BoredPandaSucks 3 years ago
don't worry, once you leave home, other people will take up the task of your unending harassment.
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
You've been a teenager for ONE WHOLE YEAR already and you haven't gotten a job and moved out yet?! XD (joking)
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#32
Why?
Dubsτep🅱️lade NS 3 years ago
If they were right bastards, why didn’t the guy put it on the right of his car
Load More Replies... HurlWurk 3 years ago
Almonds consume more water in California than any other use. Lots of "go green" people believe that should be forced to stop growing them to help with draught conditions in California
Katherine Forest 3 years ago
Enormous amounts of water, typically grown in drought-prone regions.
e gads 3 years ago
Flannery o'connor wrote the most disturbing short story i think ive ever read.
Upstaged75 3 years ago
You can't just drop that and not tell us which one you're referring to! ;)
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#33
Not Even Sure What To Say. In A Mall Bathroom
Passerby 3 years ago
Is vomiting so common here that you need a sink reserved just for that? What is the back story here? Interestingly, this is not the case of mistranslation, as one might suspect. The sign says roughly the same thing in Thai.
Serenity Now! 3 years ago
That's when those high mall prices get to ya...they provide bathrooms in which to vomit.
#34
At A Gas Station. If You Insist!
Tamra 3 years ago
When you have the force and trajectory to poop the door open, lay off the Taco Bell.
LonelyLola 3 years ago
i think that actually reads 'prop' and not 'poop'.... it's the handwriting that looks like 'poop' :p
ShaZam Beaubien 3 years ago
Wow, a gas station encouraging people to poop ... that's wonderful.
#35
Me As A Sign
#36
Taken In Taipei A Decade Ago
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I'm pretty tired of my current lips. I'd like to keep my eyes, though.
Headless Roach 3 years ago
Taipei, 2009. Something else for your lips, no photoshop I swear! IMG_7708-6...026d1e.jpg 
#37
"Mom 20% Off" This Can Be Taken In So Many Ways. I Spotted This At A Local Antique Mall In Allentown, Pa
#38
But What Time Is Openings And Close
Lily bloom 3 years ago
They open when they open and close when they close. What is so hard to understand?
Aria Whitaker 3 years ago (edited)
Customer: "Excuse me, what time do you all open"? Them: "Yes."
Missy Corron 3 years ago
Some do breakfast so they open 6 or 7 usually open till 11pm or midnight.
Justaboredpotato 3 years ago (edited)
So I thought a bit about it and i think on the days where it doesn't say the opening time it opens at 9am and when it doesn't show the closing time it closes at 9 or 10pm
#39
Quick! Before It Sells Out!
#40
Australian Black Licorice! Straight From ... Europe?!
JustAChickenWing 3 years ago
Yeah like it could be manufactured in Europe but the way the candy or whatever is made is Australian style?
Nicole Weymann 3 years ago
Okay, apart from the continental confusion: they're advertising Italian style ("La bella Romana" + flag colours) a produce the whole of Scandinavia (plus the Netherland) is famous for. Might as well sell European style baguette with a flag of greece or gelato with a polish one.
#41
"Won't Cost You A Cent!" $6.99 Found In Sanity In Tasmania, Australia
SydneyP 3 years ago
When I was a youngin I remember having sea horses like this. As a lesbian I would have loved to have grown my own girlfriend back then! There was slim pickins around these parts 😂
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M O'Connell 3 years ago
I feel like "6x my size" isn't going to be big enough to be practical.
Dimitri Vlaanderen 3 years ago (edited)
"No dating" - "Just add water" - "I grow 6x my size" - sounds like a commercial for coffee beans.
Penny Tent (she/her) 3 years ago
Well yeah it doesn’t, it costs 699 cents or 1000 cents if you buy two. ;)
#42
PastaNoodle Turduckin 3 years ago
Chef’s alternative recipe for those allergic to chocolate or sensitive to salt
#43
Oh No
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
The fruit flies are doing their part with hygiene as well! They're washing all six of their tiny hands with soap!
#44
In The Comic Book Store, My Kid Says “Burn The Orphanage.” I’m Like, Oh, How Long Have You Been A Psychopath? I Turn Around, And I’m Relieved To Notice This
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 3 years ago
For Potterheads out there: maybe because Voldemort want to burn that orphanage he grew up in and hated?
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Robert T 3 years ago (edited)
"Burn The Orphanage. A young orphan named Rock was left for dead, now he's out for revenge! With partners Lex and Bear by his side, our hero will find out who burned his home and family to the ground. If that means taking on every goon, punk, and topless stripper ninja in the city... then so be it."
BasedWang12.7 3 years ago
A synopsis from Image comics themselves "A young orphan named Rock was left for dead, now he's out for revenge! With partners Lex and Bear by his side, our hero will find out who burned his home and family to the ground. If that means taking on every goon, punk, and topless stripper ninja in the city... then so be it."
#45
I Was So Confused When I Saw Pre-Packaged Salad In The Soap Aisle. Had To Get A Little Closer So I Could Read The Fine Print
Cuppa tea? 3 years ago
All I wanted was some healthy lunch. All I got was this tube of some paste, cream, spread or whatever. What I'm suppose to do with it? Spread on toast? It tastes awfully.
#46
Well, Maybe One Would Be Ok
Dubsτep🅱️lade NS 3 years ago
Bet. Tell me where it is and then I’ll put up that sign
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A Friend Of Mine Took This While On A Trip To Niagara And Now I Can't Stop Singing. Word To Your Mother
#48
Disappointing
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I can't rely on "probably". I need guarantees that I won't be a fossil!
#49
Love Me Some Potates. (Fun Fact, All Of My Contributions To This Group Have Been From The Same Store)
The Idaho Potato 3 years ago
But what is bite sized? Is it supposed to mean potatoes that you can fit innto your mouth, or potatoes that you must bite to eat like every other potato in existence. (hence bite sized)?
Anne Jones 3 years ago
In England they are called baby potatoes or new potatoes because they are small.
#50
Seen On A Local Restaurant. I Think They're Trying To Send A Message
Dillon Brown 3 years ago
I know it's saying don't try it but here I am just wondering, do I even have 6 forms of ID? Let's see, social security card, birth certificate, license, passport, and my old expired school ID. Do you think they would take my graduation papers? Lol
Load More Replies... Passerby 3 years ago
Am I having a stroke? I know it is supposed to make sense, but I have no idea what it says. Brain ouchie now.
#51
The Power Of Rebranding
#52
Feels A Little Random
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I never thought I'd see a crossover between Jesus and purposefully jacking up your chances of skin cancer.
Bob La Capra 3 years ago
These days you have to diversify if you want to make it. I'm thinking of opening a quick oil change / grilled cheese sandwich emporium
#53
Penny Tent (she/her) 3 years ago (edited)
Yank the door off of its hinges
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RandomHumanBean 3 years ago
the bathrooms at my school all have signs to leave them open. ive never seen them left open XD
#54
So There's No Road Into The Lake?
Reviewer UK01 3 years ago
Not as daft as it looks if it's in a place where ice roads are a thing in winter. The county maintained road ends at the water, any road you might find yourself on after you get to the water isn't theirs
John Topper 3 years ago
I see an opportunity here. Just change the sign to say "crooked Hillary says don't drive past here". "Try to take away my freedom to drive glug glug glug glug."
#55
This Is A Sign In My Shrink’s Office. I Literally Have No Idea What It’s Trying To Say
Amethyst Watt 3 years ago
If you remove an H "a-bit" remains, if you remove an AB :it" remains, pretty sure it's saying that habits are hard to break and no matter how much you try to break it there's still some of it there
#56
My Hotel Making Some Big Assumptions Here
#57
Yes I Know They Have To Label The Department, And What The Room Is, But This One Cracks Me Up Every Day
#58
My Pharmacy Has A Sense Of Humor O.o
#59
At A Counseling Agency
Passiveaggressiveraven 3 years ago
That really made me laugh Amy,what a great idea for a headstone!
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Found In China Town, Honolulu And Offered With No Comment
Imjust jim 3 years ago
Call social service to hug it out with your assailant...they'll make it all better.
#61
Thought I Was Having A Stronk Trying To Read That
ShaZam Beaubien 3 years ago
I'm more confused by the top sign ... what are the round things falling down the pothole?
Mary Rogers 3 years ago
I am guessing car wheels, but it would make more sense just to use a car symbol.
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Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
How many toothpicks got eaten before they felt the need to put up this sign? And who eats toothpicks?!
ShaZam Beaubien 3 years ago
I practicing for my carnival job. I'm starting with toothpicks ... then knives ... then swords
#63
Yum, My Favourite
Fraxinus excelsior 3 years ago
My friend had these the other day and I thought , ooh, different flavours in the multipack. No, all were the same, mint flavour.
#64
RandomHumanBean 3 years ago
once i saw a car with 2 bumper stickers. the first one said "world's best mom" and the other said "fu'ckity fu'ck fu'ck fu'ck"
Laura Mende (Human) 3 years ago (edited)
It reminds me of a German song, the band is called: "Die Prinzen". They had a song with the lyrics: My dog is gay, the stupid pig, he doesn't bark, he just woofs, he cuddles and licks and does things that really only gay dogs do. The Youtube Video, unfortunatly without lyrics shown: https://youtu.be/AM-se6JUdII
#65
Well Then, Sign Me Up!
Stardust she/her 3 years ago
Horror movie protag: “oh wow, I can’t wait to move here. It’s totally not haunted.”
#66
N Miller 3 years ago
Isnt this the sign from the Simpsons? The spacing is a little off so Homer can post pictures of Lisa(?) and turn the message into a more motivational one.
Francine Govan 3 years ago
I had the same thought ... but it's pictures of Maggie, btw. The episode was called "And Maggie makes three", I think.
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#67
Taken At Local Courthouse... I Have Questions
Tamra 3 years ago
Please do not put food in the sink, OR toilet, OR the trash. Instead, put it in your gob and be on your way.
Bored&InSchool 3 years ago
stick it up your butt and save it for later
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... That's No Excuse
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
It's an EXTREMELY valid excuse. If you lose count while you're counting their legs, you have to start over at the beginning.
Persephone 3 years ago
Or if you're contemplating where to start your house fire to burn them first!!!
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It’s September 2022
James Edwards 3 years ago
I looked at this a long time and didn't get it till I read your comment +1
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Karolina Dittfeld 3 years ago
You'd get used to if you lived in Poland...🤦 We're surprised when something is finished on time...
#70
Took This Years Ago In Carlsbad, Nm
#71
Eastpoint Shopping From Holidays Happy
#72
Went To My Local Tim Hortons On My Break Because They Have Candy Cane Hot Chocolate. They Drew A Candy Cane On It. My Coworkers And I And A Few Customers Had A Good Laugh Over This
#73
Workplace Health And Safety At Its Best
#74
Nice When Your Clothes Love You Back
#75
Unsure If Lane 1 Is Open Or Not?
#76
Spotted In The Middle Of August In Denver
Penny Tent (she/her) 3 years ago
🎶The blonde waitresses take their trays They spin around and they cross the floor🎶
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ShaZam Beaubien 3 years ago
Am I supposed to "waddle like a penguin" during icy conditions? I'm confused.
RedMarbles 3 years ago
They just mean take short steps and step more with your whole foot than heel first.
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#77
My Husband Bought These For A Project. He's Wondering How Big The Woodpecker Was
#78
#79
There Are No Ducks Here At All
#80
Unsuccessful Because I Still Have Absolutely No Clue What A French Taco Is, But I’m Desperate To Find Out
Francine Govan 3 years ago
FYI: "More like a burrito, panini, or wrap than a Mexican taco, the French taco typically involves a meaty filling topped with french fries and lots of cheese. In addition to plain shredded or melted cheese, French tacos usually feature a cheese sauce made with crème fraîche and Gruyère cheese". 10/10 would try!
Chocolate llama 3 years ago
It's actually a thing in France, tho. They're more similar to grilled cheese but I heard they're really tasty. It makes sense for an owner of a restaurant to point out what they're actually selling
Janos Schumacher 3 years ago
Just looked them up. It's basically a burrito made by a Frenchman who has only seen anime about Tex-Mex aliens from California who learned to cook in Wyoming from Basque sheep herders in the mountains. It doesn't look that bad honestly.
Ruth Kilpatrick 2 years ago
A French tacos or matelas is a fast food dish which usually consists of a flour tortilla grilled and folded around a filling of French fries, cheese, and meat, among other deli ingredients. Wikipedia
#81
They Just Built A Del Taco Few Doors Up
#82
Taken In 2017 At Mcphaul Bridge In Yuma, Az. Unpopular Because I Didn’t Stay Clear, But Useless Because I Saw No Bees
#83
A Foreboding Message Almost Made Me Turn Back Around While I Was On My Way To The Farmers Market
gas station cola 3 years ago
reminds me of this interesting chalk message i saw last year 20210831_172327.jpg 
#84
Seen Today In Edinburgh, New Town Neighborhood ??
ShaZam Beaubien 3 years ago
Ohhh. I would love to live in a town called Change Priorities ... next town Bad Decisions
Helen Bennett 3 years ago
Absolutely. Better to discuss with stakeholders then own it - like this sign - and better still say why (need a QR code on the sign to get at the long version). Note for politicians, this should include all the bad, wrong, blackmail-worthy reasons for either the Before or the After position.
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5 Laps = What?!?!
#86
Unpopular In Oklahoma
#87
Must Be On A Real Budget If We're Letting Rats Stay Here
#88
At The Airport
#89
I Never Knew That Wi-Fi Needed A Physical Place To Sit
#90
That Tomato Doesn't Look Sorry At All
Giles McArdell 3 years ago
This is veggist, tomatoes have the same rights as any other vegetable.
#91
The Weirdest Campaign I've Ever Seen. I Spared You The Rest Of The Poster
#92
I'm Screaming This From The Rooftops! If It Wasn't $35, I'd Have Hung It Up In My Bathroom, For Sure
Fraxinus excelsior 3 years ago
I think the person pricing this up was on one of the things advertised
#93
So Which Is It?
#94
This Is Up At The Cafeteria At My Work. Have Read It Multiple Times Trying To Figure It Out. Then One Day While Waiting In Line I Asked Someone Behind Me "What The Heck Is This And Who Wrote This Thing, It Doenst Make Any Sense!!!" They Were Standing Right In Front Of Me And Let Me Know They Wrote It
Thorsten Massow 3 years ago
The sign ist not confusing when you know basic mathematical logic: don't brew Coffee while the cafeteria ist open.
ShaZam Beaubien 3 years ago
Does that mean if all the coffee is drank, no coffee till after 2PM? Maybe you need to find a visitor to make the coffee.
#95
Elevator To... Store. Thank You
#96
[in A Nasally Voice]: "Hey, You Can't Park That Hot Dog Over There!"
![[in A Nasally Voice]: "Hey, You Can't Park That Hot Dog Over There!"](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/useless-unsuccessful-unpopular-signage-637c7c60f135f__700.jpg "[in A Nasally Voice]: \"Hey, You Can't Park That Hot Dog Over There!\"")
#97
If You Say So, Babe
#98
#99
Unpopular Because The Students Aren't Supposed To Deface The Bathroom Stalls, But Popular With Me Because It Made Me Laugh, And They Aren't Wrong!
Anne Reid 3 years ago
This is on the bin for used sanitary products. Odds are, those needing it aren’t pregnant.
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Found On A T Shirt In Amsterdam
crowspectre (he/they) 3 years ago (edited)
Britney spears's hit song, Ooips!... I Did It Again
#102
My Partner Kept Asking If I Wanted A Jar Of Nachos From The Work Kitchen
#103
Someone Very Enthusiastic About Teacups Has Been Posting These Flyers. Phone Number Blurred Out
#104
Get Randomly Licked At Wally World!
#105
I Guess Trespassing Is Ok!
#106
24.3p Per 100 What Sorry?
#107
This Photo Was On My Study Abroad Wall At School.. Needless To Say I Was In Tears Laughing
#108
Walked By My Daughters Bathroom Door… Unpopular With Me Because She Had To Use Marker And Draw It As If It Were Taped Up Paper. I Entered Cautiously And I May Need To Call A Plumber
#109
At First I Thought It Said "I Hate Love" But This Is Even Worse
Sinclair13 3 years ago
I have this candle but the lid is plain. It smells amazing. I lived in Santa Barbara CA right by the beach and it smells like that
#110
Had No Idea You Could Make Your Purchase With Alcohol Instead Of Money
Persephone 3 years ago (edited)
It's poorly written , but yes, you are right... they can't ID people at the self scanners in this store, nor make change. Not sure why you were downvoted. I tried to get rid of it.
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Big Text: "Order Here!" Little Text: "Jk, Out Of Order!"
#112
I'm Not Even Sure How To Pronounce "Smøking"
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
If Wikipedia's pronunciation guide for "ø" can be trusted, it's something like "smeuuuuking" XD
Thorsten Massow 3 years ago
You know how to pronounce "murder". The ø or ö ist roughly pronounced like the u.
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#113
Me Forcing Myself To Watch A Docuseries About Heinous Crimes:
SealOfDisapproval 3 years ago
I hate this kind of text. Reading it feels as if you were walking and stumbling with almost every step you take.
#114
Ive Been Collecting Signage At Walmart And Goodwill
Debby Keir 3 years ago
Better if it said 'proud widow of an Undertaker' - see local paper for car srash details.
#115
Ok
#116
Not Trying To Sign Splain, But It's Wednesday In August
ERIN W. 3 years ago
I know, we had a lot of that where I live too! COMPETITION! Is there really a "true" Black Friday any more?! 🤔🙄
Mark Mark 3 years ago
Well yeah it's the last payday before Christmas, usually the last Friday in November.
Load More Replies... bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 3 years ago
Wow, Lansing, MI. Congrats on the jankiest gold stand anywhere!
#117
This Is From Aug 2017. I Have No Idea If It's Been Fixed, We Haven't Been Back Since Then - I'm Not The Outdoor Waterpark Type. Look At The Numbers On The Ruler. I Stared At This For A Very Long Time Wondering If I Have Been In The Sun For Too Long
Debby Keir 3 years ago
That's a children's play pool for tots under 54" - ie 4' 6". Lots of places have them so that little ones can play without teens charging through. That's why guardians must accompany, and they mention diapers. The 'ruler' is to check their height. See nothing wrong here (think of height restrictions at Disney - no one under 'x' height on this ride) This is just the opposite.
Mark Boelte 3 years ago
The numbers advance on the right by 45, 46, 41,42....
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Saw The Free Dinos, I Raise You Free Rocks
Bored&InSchool 3 years ago
well if they were nice skipping stones it'd be cool but that's just dumb.
ShaZam Beaubien 3 years ago
Love how they are arming kids with rocks. I'm sure that's not going to be a problem.
Mary Rogers 3 years ago
I used to work in an amusement park in a store where we sold among other items, bullwhips! Parents were often not amused, especially when the kids didn't follow our instructions to keep it wrapped up while in the park and not use it. I never did understand the rational of selling a toy that we had to instruct them not to play with!
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In A Community Centre Toilet Cubicle (Bathroom Stall). Took Me A Minute. (I Think/Hope The Brown Stuff Is Rust)
#120
Dang Lindt, At Least Take Me Out To Dinner First
Persephone 3 years ago
Maybe some wine first??? Whiskey???? Nevermind, just give me the chocolate.
#121
Please!!!!!
Stardust she/her 3 years ago
The hard life of milk, only able to date twice and then never again
Pirate narwhal 3 years ago (edited)
Maybe it's only two dates of milk allowed on the shelf at a time
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I Think This Is A Shelter/Veterinary Practice. Wonder If I Can Take A Hamster Here …
Janos Schumacher 3 years ago
I got to a vet that has separate cat and dog entrances. It's not a bad idea.
Persephone 3 years ago
This looks like 1 in my city... they did a bunch of outreach and rescue, but I think (sadly) they closed... hence the missing sign portions...
#123
Unpopular With Me And My Crappy Flirting Skills
PastaNoodle Turduckin 3 years ago
Haha nice, didn’t even see until you pointed it out
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Thank You For The Advice And The Very Non-Crypto Lottery Numbers, Fortune Cookie
ERIN W. 3 years ago
I think I'll take my chances on the lottery, "bit coin" does not, nor is it, very promising! 💰
Helen Bennett 3 years ago
And it is designed to use ever more energy, has the most appalling carbon footprint. Should never have been allowed to take off. Even for the super-rich - not to mention unfortunate investors - there is no life on a dead planet.
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This is what Sam Bankman-Fried was spending Tom Brady’s money on 😂 These are all ads purchased by FTX
#125
My Favorite John Lennon Song
ShaZam Beaubien 3 years ago
Imagine what the bathroom looks like ... with ... bathroom attendants
#126
I Couldn’t Find Any Dead Or Dying Ducks
#127
The Signs Have Been On Rotation For Months. Holy-Molly Indeed (Far Left Sign)
#128
May Your Past Be Ever Warmer
#129
Uhm…
#130
I Don’t Know How This Bin Came Into My Possession, And I Don’t Know The Story Behind It, But I Love It
#131
I Know What It's Meant To Say But Still
James Edwards 3 years ago
Went there for the first time recently, got some good deals, plus I returned two carts i found in the parking lot and made $.50
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Their store-brand canned dog food is pretty good quality, too! My puppy gets a can of it a day and it's one of the few things he can eat (he had distemper, so he has neurological issues/is disabled)
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JL 3 years ago
More like a vandal peeling or chipping off the missing part of the R.
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Foll Is Right Around The Corner!
#133
Well Now We Know!
#134
A Wall Decor Piece In Home Sense A Couple Years Ago “Orginal” Still Sold For The Same Price
#136
Popular With At Least
#137
A Local Bookstore Cafe Closed Down And Now Every Day I Pass Goo Roth
#138
Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore Arc... Are... ??? Thou?
#139
Long-Time Lurker, First-Time Poster. It's A Big Uno From Me
nooneimportant 3 years ago
On Sundays when Target puts up the sale signs for the week, someone will go and make signs for every 4 foot section. Someone made a sign for UNO and put in the section without UNO in it.
#140
Nice I Was So Focused On Edging To 17 That I Didn’t Even Realize The Best Part Happened
#141
No
JL 3 years ago (edited)
I think the implication is that this company loved the 45th US president so much they named their company after him. At least that's all I can figure.
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howdylee 3 years ago
Is it just me, or is BP getting REALLY lazy with their topics... seems like every week we'll have a post about signs, bad designs, bashing USA, TIL, historical photos, usually funny parent twitters, (and not to mention all the AITA reposts.) All of them contain photos that have been posted and reposted time and time again. I really enjoy the original content, not the rehashed stuff. Do better BP, your content is getting stale!
Justin Trouble 3 years ago (edited)
Bored panda is in no way original, everything here is from Reddit, Facebook, & Twitter.
Load More Replies... M O'Connell 3 years ago
Since this post isn't open to submissions: Seen at a restaurant in Arizona at the entrance to the bar area. Photo0192-...3de847.jpg 
That_jalapeno_floofball 3 years ago
There was a sign at a fruit stand in Florida that said, "Do not feed the alligators that eat the tourists that feed the alligators"
JustAChickenWing 3 years ago
@CrazyCatLady maybe then it was made in italy but again, it was Australian 3
Smiley MG 3 years ago
God created the whole universe and everything within it... Its absurd to imagine God can create all thungs good and nothing bad. He creates both good and bad things. He created maladies for population control but we stood against Him with vaccines and medicine. He definitely knows all things good and bad. Otherwise God would have no business condemning people to HELL. Hell is a bad place to be created by "good" God.
Immortal Emperor Paradox 3 years ago
The truth is that the one whom you call 'God' is, in reality, the "Old Villainous Heavens". It is a mysterious entity that restrains the Nine Worlds and Other Worlds through the use of tribulations. Old Villainous Heavens lives near the Tenth World. From there Immortal Emperors organize campaigns to destroy it. This battle is called " the war at the end". Prime Emperor Li Qiye was the only person who returned alive. It completely destroys the civilization when it reaches a development that could threaten it. That happened several times in the past, the last at the end of the Legendary Era. The 12 Forbidden Burial Grounds and Ancestral Earths are leftovers of previous civilizations. "Taboo Existences" are usually survivors from that eras and if they are not hidden, Old Villainous Heavens could try to finish the work.
Load More Replies... howdylee 3 years ago
Is it just me, or is BP getting REALLY lazy with their topics... seems like every week we'll have a post about signs, bad designs, bashing USA, TIL, historical photos, usually funny parent twitters, (and not to mention all the AITA reposts.) All of them contain photos that have been posted and reposted time and time again. I really enjoy the original content, not the rehashed stuff. Do better BP, your content is getting stale!
Justin Trouble 3 years ago (edited)
Bored panda is in no way original, everything here is from Reddit, Facebook, & Twitter.
Load More Replies... M O'Connell 3 years ago
Since this post isn't open to submissions: Seen at a restaurant in Arizona at the entrance to the bar area. Photo0192-...3de847.jpg
That_jalapeno_floofball 3 years ago
There was a sign at a fruit stand in Florida that said, "Do not feed the alligators that eat the tourists that feed the alligators"
JustAChickenWing 3 years ago
@CrazyCatLady maybe then it was made in italy but again, it was Australian 3
Smiley MG 3 years ago
God created the whole universe and everything within it... Its absurd to imagine God can create all thungs good and nothing bad. He creates both good and bad things. He created maladies for population control but we stood against Him with vaccines and medicine. He definitely knows all things good and bad. Otherwise God would have no business condemning people to HELL. Hell is a bad place to be created by "good" God.
Immortal Emperor Paradox 3 years ago
The truth is that the one whom you call 'God' is, in reality, the "Old Villainous Heavens". It is a mysterious entity that restrains the Nine Worlds and Other Worlds through the use of tribulations. Old Villainous Heavens lives near the Tenth World. From there Immortal Emperors organize campaigns to destroy it. This battle is called " the war at the end". Prime Emperor Li Qiye was the only person who returned alive. It completely destroys the civilization when it reaches a development that could threaten it. That happened several times in the past, the last at the end of the Legendary Era. The 12 Forbidden Burial Grounds and Ancestral Earths are leftovers of previous civilizations. "Taboo Existences" are usually survivors from that eras and if they are not hidden, Old Villainous Heavens could try to finish the work.
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