“They’re Just Crunchy Vinegar”: 50 Unhinged And Unfiltered Food Opinions

My pineapple left, and took my dog 🎶

But what if you like pina colada?

And country music written on pineapples doesn't work at all!

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What if it's Hawaiian country music?

You put pineaple on ukulele music, obviously.

It might make country music better

Hawaii has country?

They put Beyonce on country music but she wouldn't fit on a pineapple.

You think my Pineapple is sexxxxyyyyyyy? 🎶🎵

Okay.

Wait until you find out about Kenny Chesney

Too late. We already had Jewel.

Not Me off to write a pineapple country song.

Well, darnit! Now I have to do it. >_<"

Could be a bout a tiki bar?

Too far!

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That’s my favorite 🤤 Pepperoni, pineapple and banana peppers, so damn good!!!!

I read too fast and thought it was banana and peppers. Definitely got me a little concerned there

Pepperoni & pineapple is my go-to.

My Grandma made a total scene in a restaurant when I wanted mustard with my fries as a child. She was indeed a hard person to get along with.

what she said……

I love a chip (frie) sandwich with Mayonnaise. But home made thick spud chips. Its so good

I won’t have a hot dog unless it’s wearing a condiment

Alternatively, learn to make your food taste good without having to splash mass-market glop made from cheap corn syrup, vinegar and flavorings on it.

I like medium to well done...sorry, not sorry. I am not trying to be "specific" about the range between medium and well done, just so long as its somewhere north of medium is fine, I take the crispy even but draw the line at charred.

For some people, it’s not about taste but about not wanting their meat to be pink (what they’ll call raw) in the middle. I was that way as a kid but now I enjoy medium rare to medium.

Idc how anyone else likes their food cooked as long as I don't have to eat it that way. My dad used to cremate our food on the BBQ. I was a teenager when I discovered chicken and steak could be juicy.

I don’t care how people eat their steak either but I do secretly judge. I used to eat steak well done. I thought pink steak looked awful. Then I started cooking it regularly and found that not only am I really good at cooking a medium rare steak but I enjoy it more than anything. The reason I secretly judge those eating a well done steak is because I used to be them and I know that by being stuck in their ways they are really missing out.

It's more the getting the most expensive steak on the menu, then cooking it to the point where you can't tell the difference between it and the cheapest cut. Why get the $60 ribeye when you get the exact same experience with the $22 sirloin? I am just cheap though... I always get the sirloin, so maybe it's more about the money than the temp for me! 🤣

Totally agree. I love my steak "blue" (aka very, very rare) yet so many people think its disgusting and ensure they tell me that. Also, majority of criticism I get about it is from men who apparently don't believe women should be :allowed" to eat steaks in such a way?!?!?

I think a lot of people prefer it medium or medium rare, and most of us don't really care if someone likes it different. It does feel like a waste though if you're doing the cooking and you buy expensive wagyu and someone wants it cooked till it's practically charcoal. If I knew that you'd have got $10 chuck and not $50 wagyu.

If a well-done steak isn't tender, moist and bursting with flavor, it's just an over-cooked medium-rare steak. Unfortunately, at any middle-class restaurant (such as I can afford), that's what you get. If well-done and rare are the same menu item, do not get the well-done steak!

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Unless you’re that one guy that orders a well done stake at a table full of medium rares. In which case everyone else’s is medium well at best

Thank you. That's how I have to cook my moms steaks.Trial and error but I got it now!

Exactly! It's good when made right!

I like oysters, but I chew them before I swallow them down. Much better and more flavor rich that way. Why I should have waste the taste to gobble them down like a seagull I don't understand

*childish snigger*

you are supposed to chew oysters, once or twice. People that don't chew oysters are the same people that throw strawberries in to fine champagne.