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The internet can be a nice—or a bad—place. Sometimes, even both at the same time. It all depends on where you look.

Take parenting, for example. Dive into articles, forums, and social media, and you'll find a mix of heartfelt advice, heated debates, and downright bizarre drama. Whether it's a debate on the cost of childcare, or a sad multi-level marketing pitch, these spaces can be equal parts supportive and absurd.

That's where '[Stuff] Mom Groups Say' comes in. Created in 2018, this subreddit has grown to 421K members and continues to judge the "no-judgment" culture.

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A New Twist On An Old Classic

A New Twist On An Old Classic

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    #2

    I’m Posting The Last Gem I Found Today

    I’m Posting The Last Gem I Found Today

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    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just designate Utah as a vaccine free location, and everybody who wants to go unvaxxed can move there.

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why Utah? Utah has some beautiful parks; perhaps the plains of Nebraska would be better, nothing against the plains, just a lot of fields ... mile after mile after mile after mile ....so many fields, so many fields.

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love anti vaxxers! They are re-enabling evolution. Survival of the fittest. Yay!

    cj be like
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please be satire please be satire please be satire

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    John Powers
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me a hunting license, a list, and vax darts for my gun.... Lol 🤣

    Fox with a Dragon Tattoo
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh always the mysterious "they" one of the mating calls of the stupidest of humanity.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't read the Maze Runner and its sequels. That will terrify with forced vaccination methods

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my first reaction "ohno! who are "they" then?"

    BradGfromDaBoo
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    Momica98
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao even the doctor who convinced the weak-minded that vaccines cause autism has said he was very wrong. You miss that memo?

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    Two-thirds (66%) of parents say raising kids is harder today than it was two decades ago and just 7% report it is easier, while 26% think it is about the same.

    At the same time, more than half of parents believe they spend too much time on their phones (56%), with smaller shares saying this about the amount of time they spend on social media (36%) or playing video games (11%).


    #3

    You Can Do Everything Right And Still Fail

    You Can Do Everything Right And Still Fail

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    From_Another_World
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually kinda funny for some reason 🤣

    Armac Armac
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious 🤣🤣

    CurlyCucumber
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha,this is nihilistic inspirational.

    Donna Peluda
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he que a tattoo of a bottle?

    Momica98
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait so my kid will get a tattoo because I nursed?

    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a joke. 'Your kid is going to be dumb whether you breastfeed or not, so don't bother doing it for their 'healthy brain development.'"

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    Lesley Robinson
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a bit sad. But we still love them! And who knows, the kids might have done something worse if they had been bottle fed!

    lisa_l_ross58
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    10 months ago

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    I don't know why women bottle feed unless they cannot produce milk

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    #4

    Full Time Job? How Do You Work Full Time Selling Oils From Your Garage?

    Full Time Job? How Do You Work Full Time Selling Oils From Your Garage?

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    Roshan Kassan
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the oil I put in my car count as essential oil, i mean it IS an 'essential oil'

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to endorse this post 👍🏾

    Bananaramamama
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone has an essential oil I can rub on my earlobes that will ensure me a full time employment income and benefits it may be enough to make me cross over hahaha 🤣

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    #5

    Now What 😂

    Now What 😂

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    TheReader19
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because of people like this, in fifty years time only people who have a government licence will be allowed to reproduce 😮‍💨

    Chris Ulm
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Them and the antivaxxers who give their children raw milk and unschool them.

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    Becca not Becky
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting rice cereal into milk is part of the transition to solid food. However, it should be spoon fed rather than put in a bottle.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading this brought back memories of a neighbor who used to open huge holes in nipples and put it in bottles because she was too lazy to spoon feed.

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    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Pediatrician told me to put a little bit of cereal in the last bottle at night to help them sleep longer.

    Tyranamar Suess
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! My goodness. All these people acting like this is some sort of crime. Sorry folks. It works great. My baby was sleeping 12 hours a night at 5 months old.

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    CK
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old is the daughter? If she's well past the infant stage, it's okay, though it serves literally no purpose whatsoever. (For all we know she's an adult...)

    Ziggyc
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exactly is the reason this is done ?Is it to get baby to drink milk? The idea is crazy,no baby needs cereal in their bottle surely

    SleepyVampire
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they used to say it helped keep babies fuller for longer so they would sleep longer.

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    Uncle Schmickle
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness for the perspicacious comment below.

    Judes
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the kid is old enough for solids, then they should have it as food, not some weird solid-fluid mix. It's a choking hazard. It's not even an easy type of thing for an adult to drink, so why would people give it to a toddler?

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    amber_cos12112
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't it recommended if the kid has acid reflux? I think I saw somewhere they did that because of it but I'm not sure if that's true or not

    Seadog
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I'm missing something because when my kids were babies they had special bottles exactly for this purpose. The biggest problem I see with modern parenting is thinking the child shouldn't get anything but formula for 6 months. Young doctor told us that when my first was born. Resulted in his stomach and muscles not developing as they should. Luckily, we didn't listen to this insanity long and changed doctors who immediately had us start feeding him cereals and baby food and things soon became normal.

    Lisa Wright
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put cereal in my son's bottle. He is 39.

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    Mothers (61%) are more likely than fathers (49%) to say that they spend too much time on their phones, as are White parents (60%) compared to their Black (52%) and Hispanic (46%) "colleagues."

    Parents' assessments of their social media use follow similar patterns, with parents who are female, White, younger, and who are more educated claiming they spend too much time on these sites.


    #6

    More Essential Oil S**t

    More Essential Oil S**t

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recommend 2 ml of Pull Your Head Out of Your A$$. Smells like fresh air and common sense.

    Alessa Gillespie
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello, my friend is choking. Quick, help! What oils?!

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just to horrible for my sarcastic replies; very selfish adults not helping a poor. Instead they may be causing her long term or permanent mental health problems because they choose not to seek proper medical treatment.

    Momica98
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lost count of these hacks who have tried to convince me they can cure my migraines with essential oils. MLM hun if you could cure a brain disease with essential oils you'd be rich.

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No-one ever calls the emergency services and asks for a herbalist.

    Reset Game
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankincense & lavender, yeah that's totally going to work. 🙄

    Andrea Z
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor girl needs psychiatric help, not oils

    Alex Schneider
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if essential oils would heal psychotic episodes,ptbs or d**g abuse,every city would smell like lavender fields

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    #7

    I Don’t Know What An Appendix Does But I Do Know The Doctors That Are Trying To Save My Child Are Just Quacks

    I Don’t Know What An Appendix Does But I Do Know The Doctors That Are Trying To Save My Child Are Just Quacks

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    Janelle Collard
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brought to you by the same people who refuse to vaccinate their kids.

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    TheReader19
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So instead of using Google to do basic research, you decided to send a message out to random people? CPS needs to be called asap

    Pencil
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google is probably half to blame for her coming this unglued in the first place and there's almost no chance it would give her the straight-forward, medically accurate answer that you would get. Based on her search history, she'd get links to videos saying "they remove the appendix because it filters 5G from the drinking water" or some s**t. Give her literally any search engine BUT Google. And call CPS.

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    MReneeS25
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re a f*****g idiot. My appendix leaked for 6 months, almost died 4 times until my Gyno lied and said they were doing an exploratory surgery to try and find out what was wrong. Meanwhile we both knew the real reason was to take out my appendix. Glad they were going to call CPS you’re appendix rupturing or leaking will kill someone if not treated properly immediately. I was extremely lucking going 6+ months with mine leaking. Most have died within a week or two. This woman’s child should be taken from her. Imagine what other injuries this so called mother has neglected to have treated or looked at. This woman is gross

    Miss Tinker
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it the same hospital that removed your brain?

    Vinnie
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Merriam-Webster: "supplementary material usually attached at the end of a piece of writing". If you follow that knowledge, your daughter could be in good company and die of peritonitis, just like Harry Houdini.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confirmation bios, only look where you'll getting the answer you'll need to support your believes! 😬

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    Brian Hawley
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well dear, the appendix is a place for natural bowel flora and fauna to hide when your kid gets a severe bowel infection. When the kid recovers they all come out and repopulate the bowel. If the appendix gets badly infected, it needs to be removed. If not it can burst filling your kid’s abdomen with sh*t and they die. But then they go to heaven, so win/win.

    Momica98
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she could post this but not spell appendix or Google it. Poor kid.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Google might give an answer you didn't wanna hear, better post on a place that confirms your beliefs..

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    Learissa
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people should not have kids....ever

    Roshan Kassan
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A doctors 'educated guess' comes from YEARS of research, testing trials and not a 5min google search.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nor a confirmation bias facebook group 🙃

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    #8

    Saw This And Just Knew It Belonged Here

    Saw This And Just Knew It Belonged Here

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    Ubiquitous
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s a butcher, not a vet

    SadieCat17 (she/her)
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk though, seems like pointless cosmetic procedures are his specialty /j

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    Becca not Becky
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call child services and animal protection. Docking ears and tails is usually done for animal fighting.

    Deedee
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not anymore, now it's a breed standard for many dogs and only done for cosmetic reasons. That being said, I hope this mutilation of dogs and babies gets outlawed soon. it's insane what people get away with...

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    Bookworm
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CPS and the SPCA. Although cosmetic ear and tail docking is still legal in many, many places, you're not allowed to DIY it at home. It has to be done as an actual surgery by an actual vet, or it's legally animal cruelty.

    Abraxas59
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG your husband is one sick cruel bastard ! As it what you want to do to your new baby call cps please anyone as lives near this disgusting pair

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could have just asked how to convince her to don't have him circumsised (period). Unless it is to solve a medical issue, there is no justification for amputating part of other people's bodies, especially without their consent.... and the same goes for those dogs, by the way.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The baby could die! I hope (as much as I generally don't like them) that CPS gets called.

    Momica98
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know how they managed to get pregnant if they treat penises like tails and ears.

    nm (he/him)
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask the Jews, the Muslims and some USans who practice this.

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    The phenomenon of parents posting about their children on social media, sometimes referred to as "sharenting," has been the subject of many editorials and opinion pieces in recent years. As many as 82% of parents who use social media say they have posted photos, videos and/or other information about their children on these sites.

    Of those, again, women are more likely than men to say they have done this (89% vs. 71%), as are younger parents – between the ages of 18 and 49 – than their older — 50 and up — counterparts.


    #9

    Couldn't Decide If This Deserved The Unfathomable Stupidity Or Vaccine Flair

    Couldn't Decide If This Deserved The Unfathomable Stupidity Or Vaccine Flair

    reddit.com Report

    James016
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame they won’t get to be healthy adults.

    nm (he/him)
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately they'll reach adulthood and will procreate. They'll be hidden behind of the herd immunity of the others who're vaccinated.

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    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eczema? What does eczema have to do with vaccinations? Did I miss some new insanity that vaccines cause eczema?!

    Irishwoman abroad
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Haven't you heard that extremely dry skin is FAR worse than contracting polio, diphtheria, measles, etc?! Tsk, tsk!

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    From_Another_World
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so wrong on so many levels… tbh i don’t think she understands what any of those disorders are

    James016
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The non verbal spectrum is one. Obsession with trains is another. My son is at the top end of the latter.

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    Doofnuts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, 'till they die because you are stupid.

    Momica98
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person needs to stay home and away from people different than her. She won't be able to handle it. Sad she's teaching her kids to discriminate based on health conditions.

    Ange Marsden
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This nasty bashing of autistic people is the reason why Karens kids bully them at school 😪

    Tracey Stammers
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need a vaccine against stupidity and selfish arrogance. I have cared for cancer patients with Chicken Pox (Died due to Varicella Encephalopathy), Measles (1 died of Sepsis, another survived with loss of eyesight, damaged hearing). It makes me want to weep.

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well if they aren't vaccinated, odds are quite high that they don't have the best genes for intelligence. Just saying there tend to be a correlation, as genes are mostly inherited.

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    #10

    God Forbid He Learns To Cook

    God Forbid He Learns To Cook

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    Lee Banks
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In pre-k I got sent home with a note for being "problematic". I was upset because they wouldn't let me play with trucks or read books. Apparently those were "for boys". My mom went ballistic, and I never went back. All toys for all kids.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because there have never been any world-class male chefs. 🙄

    paddingtonvg
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 2 year old son has a play kitchen and (insert dramatic gasp here) a toy vacuum cleaner!!!!

    Jenna Kay
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My granddaughter has toy hammer! The horror!

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    Bookworm
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it's nice to see the comments on one of these actually supporting the kid.

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    Pencil
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a quick way to determine if a toy is for a boy or a girl: Ask: Do you use your genitals to play with it? If no, the toy is for a boy or a girl. If yes, the toy is not for children. Works every time.

    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boys with play kitchens now?! Playing at cooking?! What's next? Men cooking at home? Before you know it, it'll be OK for men to be professional cooks or even chefs. Imagine the horror! /s

    Donna Drizin
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he is a future 5 star chef and you are holding him back.

    James016
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We bought a toy kitchen for our son when he was 2. He loved it. He also has a dolls house.

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is grandma scared he’ll grow up to be a chef?

    Bananaramamama
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah because there is no such thing as successfully male chefs

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    #11

    “Motherly Instinct” Is The New Phd

    “Motherly Instinct” Is The New Phd

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Average person reading at 6th grade level: "I know everything, you can't fool me". Person with a Masters and a PhD: "I'm just scratching the surface of knowledge".

    Montanavanna
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The older I get the more I understand that I in fact know very little.

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    Full of Giggles
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Ph.D and motherly instincts. Checkmate.

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm telling you, if people keep this 🐂💩 up, the will introduce licenses to have babies

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly should have started doing that a few thousand years ago.

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    John Powers
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If 2 hours of Google made me more knowledgeable than a doc, I'd be a billionaire

    Koalalover
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the Dunning Kruger effect: the more you learn about a particular topic, the more you realise there is to learn about said topic. If you have a little bit of awareness, you're not aware of the vast amount of knowledge that exists about said topic thus your confidence increases.

    Kat
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet you used the word "off" instead of using "of". Where did you get this PhD?

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe educate yourself on what a PhD means. If you come across the term "terminal degree" don't worry, that doesn't necessarily mean it's deadly.

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    Seadog
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The internet is a great tool. The problem is, most users don't know how to use tools.

    Alison Marchand
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 hours seems a generous estimate

    Deb Dedon
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Motherly instinct" might have been the cause of earlier high infant mortality rates...to which we appear to be returning.

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    #12

    Vaccinations Made My Daughter Gay

    Vaccinations Made My Daughter Gay

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    Ron Man
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should've had a doctor who wanted to pray with her before she left. :(

    Be Weird 24/7
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear God,that's the stupidest thing I have heard in a while🤦🤦

    StretcherBearer
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a great dancer until the vaccines killed my rhythm. My taxes went up as well.

    Mommy Panda
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be gay until I got vaxxed. Now I'm straighter than an arrow ...

    Mark Trombley
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vaccines turned me into a newt!

    Don Adams
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You don't look like a newt.". "I got better.".

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    Momica98
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hun no one lied about vaccines being required for school.

    ZestyBison
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got all of my vaccines and I'm straight. I think if the word vaccine was changed to something else, people would cry with gratitude with what's currently available to them.

    StretcherBearer
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change it to "blessings" or "freedoms" maybe.

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    Doofnuts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nathaniel, I just, oh my god! Bwahahahahahahaha!

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you can get an "anti - gay" vaccination.

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    A big reason why 'Stuff Mom Groups Say' doesn't run out of content is ease of use. 76% of parents who post about their kids on social media say that the ability to effortlessly share things about their children with friends and family is a major factor in their activity, while smaller but meaningful portions say it comes from a desire to showcase their children's accomplishments (36%), and peer pressure — sharing because other parents they know share these things (11%).

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    #13

    You Ask Your Toddler To..what?

    You Ask Your Toddler To..what?

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to the place that waxes the rest of you, and leave your kids alone.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She. Was. Not. Enthusiastic. About. My. Request. 🫨 Sweet Jesus, she was probably curled up in the foetal position on the floor overcome by enthusiasm

    MoMcB
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shows the 3 year old was more intelligent than her mother

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    JK
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nurses will do it when you are there for delivery. It is child abuse to request this of of a child.

    Momica98
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup they did mine before my emergency c-section. No big deal. I think this lady has more important things to worry about than her pubes, like when her kid starts telling people about this little stunt.

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    TheReader19
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is your partner, why can't he/she do that for you? That's totally inappropriate behaviour towards a child. Some parents are dangerous people

    Jenna Kay
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Divorced? Widowed? Maybe dude disappeared. My ex disappeared while I was pregnant, decided he didn't want a family after all. Completely inappropriate, though! The nurses are used to having to do it.

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    John Powers
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of cringe here. But I can't imagine letting any of my kids put a razor near my skin at 3-4yo. Or even as adults. Especially in the private areas. But am I wrong to think this may be considered a form of sa/ped?

    Petra
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's considered a form of sa/ped just to SHOW a child your private parts. So yes, this counts. At least in my book. Imagine if it was a man wanting a child to shave him.

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    From_Another_World
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “She’s mature for her age” what 3.5 year old is mature for their age and also even if that were true, that’s a traumatizing thing to ask a child

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up around a lot of groomers and bad eggs, it’s something bad people like to emphasise about kids to internally validate their sick shìt.

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    Sue Denham
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regardless of what you want her to do with it do not hand your child a razor.

    Doofnuts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, talk about an education for your 3 year old.

    Littlemiss
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet she claims it's homeschooling ugh

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    Karina
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    call CPS, explain the situation for them. Maybe they have a solution

    Full of Giggles
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor child is gonna need therapy for the rest of their life. It would have been cheaper to pay a professional to wax you.

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    #14

    Thats More Than 3 Pagents A Month If They Start When She Was Born! Of Course The Poor Thing Doesn't Want To Out Her Sippy Cup Down Shes A Baby!

    Thats More Than 3 Pagents A Month If They Start When She Was Born! Of Course The Poor Thing Doesn't Want To Out Her Sippy Cup Down Shes A Baby!

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sippy cup may be her life but I suspect the pageants are just yours. Let her be a child.

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's because she's a toddler; and you as the parent should stop living through your child?

    Philippa Davies
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because a toddler should be using sippy cups, bottles and stuffed toys, not competing in pageants.

    YakFactory
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let your child be a child. Get dirty, wear old clothes, play ... it's abuse to do this to a child.

    Nils Skirnir
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder why trad wife and abusive hubbies are popular again?

    Trillian
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is becoming my go-to comment but How Is This Legal?

    _-DungeonKeeper-_
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO. Pageants for children this age are b a d and I think we as a species should know this my now

    Deborah
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abuse. All these toddler pageants are, to me, nothing but abuse.

    Tessa
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally agree, this should be illegal.

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    #15

    Fake Tans For Toddlers!

    Fake Tans For Toddlers!

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some kids start behind a very large 8-ball

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the living breathing hell is wrong with you people?

    Vinnie
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with shaming a 2-year old for being pasty white little white person??

    Momica98
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?! I hope this is satire. Though there are adults who continue to use tanning beds even though they're aware of the dangers.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my cousin does. She also has a quite overweight year and a half year old. Yay!

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    Roshan Kassan
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we start a program to evaluate people becoming parents?

    joseph legatt
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No we can't. Politicians need the uneducated to continue voting so we can't allow the population to decline.

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    TheReader19
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accessories; not actual real children to these people

    Jon Steensen
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say right around 0.0 minutes is appropriate.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not condoning. Note that while DHA is non-toxic, inhaling it is going to be a bad idea. DHA is the main ingredient of a spray tan, so not a good idea.

    Momica98
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first mom wants to put her child in a tanning bed.

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    Heather Ball
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen some iteration of this for quite some time now - please take these babies away from these vain, shallow, a-hole parents!!!!

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    #16

    65lb 2 Year Old Is Healthy

    65lb 2 Year Old Is Healthy

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    Raya
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “no, the problem is that no one runs in your family”

    Maria Maria
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a couple that is extremely big. Both parents are super obese. Now they have a 4-year-old who is three times the size of a regular kid. Although I am sure there is a genetic factor, I believe the real issue is the fact that they give her the food that they themselves eat. I feel so bad for the child.

    From_Another_World
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 13 and I weigh 84 lbs 💀 that kids almost as heavy as me ffs

    Nikole
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 5’7” and weigh around 125… so I’m less than two of this kid. WTF.

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    Debbie
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    65lbs= almost 30 kg. A healthy weight for a 2 year old is between 11-15kg. Girls aged 7, length 125cm weigh on average 23kg with a max of 30. Boys aged 7 length 126vm weight average 24kg minim. 21kg max 29kg. It's more like an average weight for a 9- 10 y old

    Na Schi
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Debbie: Thank you for doing the math! I was just about doing it (lbs in kg and healthy weight-ranges for children), but then I found your comment.

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    Momica98
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 9-year-old hasn't even hit 50 pounds.

    ZestyBison
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad eating habits are behavioral, learned, tolerated, and encouraged.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    29kgs ? Can a baby weight that much?

    LilliVB
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately. But it's deeply unhealthy as this weight is surely in the obesity range. And a child that is obese at age two is going to have a bunch of health problems in the future if not promptly corrected.

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    Mark Galanter
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect there is very little "running in the family"

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    Mutual animosity can also be an element that leads parents to posting edgier content in these groups. Michelle Brown, the host of The Pondering Stepmom Podcast, said, "Some mothers are quick to judge the parenting of a fellow mom by pointing out failed parenting methods or perceived behavioral flaws in other people's children."

    "This is an ever-evolving problem. With the influx of mom reels and videos on social media, the mom comparison game has significantly impacted mothers everywhere," she explained.


    #17

    In A Why Did Your Toddler Tantrum Thread Mom Admits To Sending Her Son To School With No Shoes Or Clothes And Posts Them Completely Unrestrained In The Car

    In A Why Did Your Toddler Tantrum Thread Mom Admits To Sending Her Son To School With No Shoes Or Clothes And Posts Them Completely Unrestrained In The Car

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is child abuse, pure and simple, and this photo should be evidence enough to have those kids removed from her custody.

    Learissa
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor little boy :( How can this cruel person call herself a mother....

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole fool Should be reported, what a terrible human 😤

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't matter if they want to get dressed or no, you dress them and put their butts in their car seats!

    Alex Schneider
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please stop sharing this pic, it's even more cruel to upload and brag about it . Abuse in so many ways.

    Original Kinkster
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mom was arrested here in Germany because she brought her naked daughter to kindergarten on her bike during winter. Mom declared that her daughter "didn't felt to wear any clothes" that day. Her daughter was two years old.

    Tessa
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cruel, this is abuse. She should be stopped. I feel so bad for these kids, the humiliation they feel already at this young age and inflicted by there own mother. 😠

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    #18

    A Water Bottle

    A Water Bottle

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    She who must not be named
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See this one I agree with, especially for babies and toddlers. Don't be putting your lips on my kids without permission, that's how things like coldsores and RSV are spread. No thank you.

    m6nbtfpx7q
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren’t cold sores the herpes virus that can be fatal to babies? My sister went through this with my mom. My mom wouldn’t listen.

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    Momica98
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for her! This doesn't belong here.

    From_Another_World
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “A bit unconventional” “my family refused to listen” then I guess that family doesn’t understand the risks of giving some viruses to the kid and basically not caring, and it’s also not a bit unconventional it’s a perfect method 👌🏻 🤣

    Happynyss
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually good parenting imo

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are your family members cats??

    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ;) I wish I had the nerve to do this to friends.

    Damned_Cat
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put some lemon juice or vinegar in it.

    Murph
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to see her MIL's face when she gets spritzed. Classic!

    CurlyCucumber
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well,I support this 🤣🤣 even though it sounds horrible but the family is horrible,too

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    #19

    Is It Ok If My Toddler Shares The Same Eating Disorder As The Rest Of The Family?

    Is It Ok If My Toddler Shares The Same Eating Disorder As The Rest Of The Family?

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    TheReader19
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God help us all, are these people alright; has she actually read what she's writing?

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She sounds like one of those who would feed her cat a vegan diet because she's vegan.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW!!! Even during Ramadan, pregnant women and young children do not participate. A baby's stomach is the size of a cherry. They need to eat every 2-3 hours or they can starve. One of the reasons you don't give babies water is because they are desperate for calories, and taking up space in their stomachs with water can starve them.

    Hyacinth (Any pronouns)
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same for Judaism, on our fast days, pregnant/nursing people aren't allowed to fast. Because it's dangerous for babies. Also, only people over the age of bnei mitzvah are required to fast in the first place.

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    Doofnuts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I can see an emergency room visit in this baby's near future.

    JK
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    N or 1 is not science. Do not seek medical information on forums. Go to your doector.

    Patricia Manteuffel
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean, is it ok to starve my child.

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people are allowed to vote. And they vote for Trump.

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this some cultural thing? I have never heard of this particular kind of daily fasting year-round.

    Bookworm
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think when done like this, it's more of a fad-diet deal. Most cultural fasting is for a specific purpose and length of time, AFAIK.

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    EJN
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is unlikely that your growing child will be able to eat enough to provide the nutrition required for good growth during those toddler years if you do not feed the child more often. Kids are growing and so they need more food, but since they are small, they cannot eat much during one meal. Which do you care about most: your food lifestyle/philosophy or your child's health? If there is not enough nutrition when growing, your child could be stunted in growth in various ways. Is that OK with you? By the toddler years, breast milk alone is not enough.

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    #20

    Need To Pee? Hand Your Baby To A Random Stranger In The Public Restroom!

    Need To Pee? Hand Your Baby To A Random Stranger In The Public Restroom!

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    Vinnie
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just hold the baby and ask someone to hold your handbag.

    Dragon mama
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this suggestion. she would very much balk at handing off her purse but sees no problem doing so with the baby

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    TheReader19
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your husbands with you I bloody well hope he's holding the baby; otherwise use the toilets with the changing table

    Momica98
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    10 months ago

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    Just because there's a baby doesn't mean she's married.

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    Courtney Christelle
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s amazing how much you can do with one hand while the other holds a baby.

    JoNo
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do adults really use the phrase "go potty" when saying they need to go to the toilet? Even "bathroom" like I heard in USA is better than "go potty". Or "go to the ladies" is a better option.

    Montanavanna
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, your language will change after you have kids. I even catch myself saying it to our new dog. Or to adults, about my own needs, for some dumb reason haha.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL!! I will say as a man, trying to pee while wearing a baby bjorn was a pain the a*s. And that was standing up. I can imagine what it's like for a woman. It was easier once the baby switched to being behind me.

    WonderWoman
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't you have a stroller or other means of conveyance for your child?

    Bewitched One
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t bring a stroller into most stores in the US

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmmm, nope, got nothing.

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't count on it you idiot. Use the handicapped stall, it's big enough to park your stroller in.

    John Powers
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creeps typically choose night time only, like vampires

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    "For some reason, many of us moms (myself included) can easily get caught up in toxic mom bonding, which happens when bonds are created through gossip, negativity, and drama," Brown added.

    "When groups of moms get together and immediately start comparing notes on their kids — what they eat, how they behave, how they’re disciplined, how they’re doing in school, what activities they’re in, which moms work outside of the home, and which moms don’t, a phenomenon of mean girl behavior and unhealthy motherhood competition can begin to grow."

    #21

    Mmmmmm... Placenta

    Mmmmmm... Placenta

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    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A trained midwife can determine whether or not you are hemorrhaging (many, if not all, are trained nurses). And they can get you checked into a hospital if that's the case. If you want to do a home birth, I would recommend a midwife that works with a nearby hospital.

    Reset Game
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people vote 😖

    Kate
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we know who they voted for. They think they'll be golden for the next four years, or more if the dictator comes through.

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    Anne Jones
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will be mentioned at her eulogy..

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my! Apparently I should have sued my obstetrician for not shoving a piece of placenta in my mouth to stop my hemorrhaging after giving birth 🙄

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe get a trained professional who knows what they're doing. Or would that be too sensible 🤔

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would be surprised to know how quickly you can hemorrhage to death.

    Roshan Kassan
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too loudly at that.

    Heather Ball
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and don't forget your essential oils

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    #22

    Wild Child Rearing, An 8 Year Old Nursing And Free Birthing

    Wild Child Rearing, An 8 Year Old Nursing And Free Birthing

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point, I haven't even made it to #20 on the list and I'm seriously questioning if I can finish.

    Pferdchen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not one to pray but, at this point, I'm ready to begin praying that these are all fake.

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    Robert Beveridge
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unschooling needs to be criminalized.

    Suby
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not allowed everywhere. In Germany, for example, your child has to go to school. You can choose a private school (there are not as many as in the US), but even private schools have to meet the educational standards set by the state. The homeschooling/unschooling movement is a leftover from the pioneer times when some kids lived too far away from a school, and also the freedom of religion idea. It needs to change.

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's unfortunate they are breeding. Those kids are screwed.

    Seadog
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the way it reads, it sounds like it's just a matter of time before they are screwing the kids which will lead to the kids screwing each other. As for the breastfeeding 8yo, I've heard of older. Not saying it's ok.

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    Damned_Cat
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always freaked out by the unschooling thing. Just learn whatever what you want whenever you feel like it. I may be wrong, but I don't think the rest of the world will ever work that way.

    Zelda McLink
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the kids should be able to read and write before you can take them out of standard school.

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    Miss Tinker
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An 8yo who still breastfeeds, doesn’t go to school & has these two idiots as parents? I see a lot of therapy in his future…

    Pencil
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a lot of inability to get and hold a job that would let him pay for therapy. This is a recipe for absolute failure. Just awful.

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    Helen Rohrlach
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a farmer, you need to wean your brats. Wild animals do because new babe needs all the nutrients. If you are going to raise ferals, at least follow the rules.

    Katie Allen
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    10 months ago

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    "babe"? what's with the bible speak?

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    Nils Skirnir
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taconic Valley or Utah/Idaho again. These nuts are on the left and right

    ZestyBison
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what kinda citizens those people are going to be.

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    #23

    “My Kids Were Wrongfully Taken By Cps…”

    “My Kids Were Wrongfully Taken By Cps…”

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    Depressed Lesbian(she/they/he)
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna know what they gave that girl. Alcohol?! Updated: acording to Sophia, pot gummies.

    Dragon mama
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God she doesn't work for CPS!

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This creature works with children??

    From_Another_World
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This literally infuriates the s**t out of me, how are these people parents, those poor kids probably have some PTSD that will last the rest of their lives

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, what did you give your daughter? I can only think of alcohol. In which case CPS were absolutely right to take your children.

    Bi.Felicia
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking it was marijuana/weed because she gave it to her for anxiety.

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    Nice Beast Ludo
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this one gets angry/shock faces not 33 hearts and likes

    Robin Roper
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see how that "fly by the seat of your pants" model works when these uneducated, and undisciplined kids grow up and try to get a job.

    EJN
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red lights flashing here!

    Seadog
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is in Virginia, she'll get them back. I've seen it countless times where the courts give back kids repeatedly to unfit parents.

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    #24

    All Of Our Shoes Stink, It's Just The Way It Is!

    All Of Our Shoes Stink, It's Just The Way It Is!

    Mamsch Report

    Alex Boyd
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro tip: the "right" number of kids is different for every family, but you want to stop *well* before the point where providing for their basic hygiene strikes you as a ridiculous request.

    Say No to Downvoting
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mum I knew would just put the entire family’s collection of socks in one basket, near the shoes. She never sorted them and paired them - just chucked them in the basket and everyone grabbed what they could/couldn’t be bothered to find when they needed it. I thought that was a pretty good way of managing things. When you’re doing laundry for 10 kids, what’s a few socks added to the mix, anyway?

    justanotherweirdo
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her math in the second sentence definitely doesn’t add up

    Broadredpanda
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wear them for work, but your children don’t? Selfish MF

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those kids must get a lot of infected blisters

    Petra
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids have recess. I wouldn't be surprised if the kid worked up a sweet then and got the shoes all sweaty. Rinse and repeat, days after day...

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    Nice Beast Ludo
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Shoes REEK from sockless feet. Even if you do it a few times, your shoes will be ruined. They need socks.

    Betsy S
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely washing the socks is less onerous than constantly washing the shoes.

    Petra
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with you, but I imagine her main gripe is the cost of all those socks.

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    To paraphrase Brown, finding the right parent tribe can take time,  and the people you see in these pictures don't necessarily belong to every group there is. Heck, I want to believe they're the minority—it's just that content like this receives more attention than the normal kind. But, if you want to see more, fire up our older publications This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Insane Parents and 40 Helicopter Moms Being Shamed Online For Their Behavior.

    #25

    Prayer Isn’t Billable To Insurance, Karen

    Prayer Isn’t Billable To Insurance, Karen

    for-sale-by-owner Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More likely the doctor will pray that she leaves.

    Nils Skirnir
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. There are lots of gp’s out there who’re religious fanatics. As the pandemic showed

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    JK
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prescribe? Subscribe is something totally different.

    Nikole
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, you don’t subscribe to medication?

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    Doofnuts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry Darlin'. Most Doctors tend to lean towards the science side of things as opposed to mythology. They are strange that way.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd prefer a doctor who treats based on science and reality, not prayers, thanks.

    Seán Baron
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve a mate who is a doctor and his husband is called Jesus. They love each other. Want his number?

    Seán Baron
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should hear them have sex too.

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    StretcherBearer
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a doctor who went from being an MD to doing faith based natural therapy. I did not stay at his practice very long. It was odd because he was a good knowledgeable doctor for a couple of years prior.🤷

    tameson
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think there is anything wrong with this one. The overuse of antibiotics in infants and children is a real problem and every doctor should evaluate other treatments first but be willing to prescribe them when they are truly necessary. Also, I don't believe in God but if a family wants a physician who will pray with them I think that is their choice.

    Nancy Austin
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    6 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was a doctoral theologian before med school. I found that an interesting background. He is very caring and if I asked him to pray, I don't think he would bat an eye as this practice is Christ-centered.

    Nancy Austin
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    6 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have yet to find an OBGYN who DOESN"T believe in God. I like doctors who do also, but mostly I want them to be good, knowledgeable and caring.

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    #26

    Five Year Old Grinds Her Teeth, Mum Immediately Jumps To Parasites 🤦🏼‍♀️ Luckily All The Comments So Far Are Reasonable People Explaining What It Could Be Rather Than Parasites

    Five Year Old Grinds Her Teeth, Mum Immediately Jumps To Parasites 🤦🏼‍♀️ Luckily All The Comments So Far Are Reasonable People Explaining What It Could Be Rather Than Parasites

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you have a parasite in your brain. And I can see why your 5 yo is grinding her teeth.

    BeesEelsAndPups
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK About this one. I want more context. Why would you jump to a parasite? Are parasites common in her area? When I was younger there was a little boy in my father's neighborhood who had intestinal worms. He was super thirsty and I remember something about his teeth, and they caught it before it started to show in his poop. But it was so long ago.

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    Momica98
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's grinding her teeth because you're stressing her out!

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just go the the dentist and get the kid a bite guard 🙄

    Petra
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and no. A bite guard can be a temporary solution, but it's more important in the long run to find the source of the issue and address it directly.

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    Littlemiss
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well technically it can be a symptom of having worms. Of course this is alongside other symptoms. Could also be the parent is stressing their kid out to the point of grind their teeth.

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And whilst you're at it, leant to spell, lady. What he hell is a 'nathropath". Oh wait, do you mean a "naturopath"??

    Bill
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those Hartz dog deworming pills may work although she will burp kerosene for 2 weeks lol J/K of course.

    Bill
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh seriously though, what helped me stop grinding mine was not injecting crystal M anymore. worked wonders.

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    TheReader19
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Visit to doctor or dentist first maybe?

    Deb M.F.
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    possibly related to RFK Jr????

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    #27

    I Don’t Even Have Words

    I Don’t Even Have Words

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    Lynchamigsakta
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, you are indeed one of the stupidest idiots running around free range

    Fox with a Dragon Tattoo
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This "person" and her idiot spouse shouldnt be aloud to continue to torture that child, reproduce ever again.

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    _-DungeonKeeper-_
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was reading this and thought she would accept that she's wrong. But it just got way worse

    Montanavanna
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha that is what I was thinking. OK, she is saying what an idiot she is for putting her children in danger because of her ignorance but wait, nope.

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    From_Another_World
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intelligence has been chasing you, but you’ve always been faster… that poor kid man

    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the hospital flagged her appalling parenting skills with the appropriate authorities.

    Momica98
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid idiot? Don't be so easy on yourself.

    Regina Phalange
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder in what country OP resides? Where I live, there is no such thing as asking parents if they approve of life saving medical procedures like a blood transfusion. If the child needs it to survive, it's being done, whether they want it or not.

    Nancy Austin
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    6 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US, parental consent is usually given first, due to concern about religious objections to blood products. Many religions do not allow them.

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    Jan
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blood banker here and you don't get transfused for low white cells. Blood transfusions are done using packed RBC's and do not help a low WBC count. There is a thing called a granulocyte transfusion but those are reserved for only the sickest of patients such as bone marrow transplant patients or maybe some on chemo. I only saw it once in all my years in the blood bank as it is a difficult product to acquire and it expires within 24 hours of collection. These posts have to be jokes right. Please tell me these are jokes.

    ManuelQue
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the OP is a joke and completely screwed up all the terminology. I hope she called the hospital with her concerns because they'd get that s*** squared away quickly!

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    #28

    Teachers Should Also Have To Wipe Children’s Behinds

    Teachers Should Also Have To Wipe Children’s Behinds

    taylorisacat Report

    TheReader19
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a good question, in Wales (part of the UK), they have decided that if your child is not potty trained by the time they start school; unless there is a certified medical reason, you the parent must come in and change their nappies. It will no longer be the responsibility of the teachers. Children start school at four (4) years old; what's my fellow Pandas opinion on this?

    Miss Tinker
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a teachers aid in Australia. The only bottoms I wipe are the ones of disabled students who can’t do it for themselves. If a non-disabled child isn’t toilet-trained by kindergarten it’s usually a good sign that something is wrong at home….

    Vinnie
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a teacher, not a babysitter.

    Eevi
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so weird to me. I live and teach kindergarten in Finland. We don't include kindergarten to be part of school, so it is voluntary, and our school starts at the age of 6. We have 3 adults in our groups of 21 kids of ages 3 to 5, and of course we are wiping butts and blowing noses as well as teaching stuff to kids. We have one early childhood educator and two 'nurses', but we are a team, and we all do every task in the class.

    Puck
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most kindergartenteachers in the Netherlands teach their class alone. They can't leave the rest of the class without supervision to wipe butts every time a child does nr2.

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    Tom De Paul
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, let's require teachers to touch little kids naked nether regions. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

    Petra
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the sarcasm. Spot on!

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    Jai Vorkossa
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked at a daycare, I worked with 4-8 year olds and was not allowed to help them wipe. I could help them with the fasteners on their clothing, but only with the pants already up and within sight of another adult. We were not allowed alone with children ever, and there were very firm rules about how to handle children who did not follow commands (like to come inside). It was all to protect the kids, but more to protect us and the daycare from any allegations of abuse.

    My O My
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What county are you in? This is ridoculous

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    Show thyself
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the teacher didn't help, they aren't obliged too. Which means the school admitted only fully potty trained children. In conclusion - mommy lied to get her child admitted and is frustrated that the school follows their own guidelines.

    Petra
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly right! If the teacher were required to help, she would have. The mom either lied or didn't pay attention to the rules when signing her kid up. That's on her (the mom), not the teacher.

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    Momica98
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of prospective employees who are shocked when they learn that working with disabled folks means they might have to touch another person.

    EmJay
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most 4 year olds don’t wipe thoroughly. And many grown ups don’t either.

    Robin Roper
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soon, some parents will want their children's teachers to breastfeed them; hey, they are with you anyway, just do it.

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    #29

    My Child's Future Means Nothing To Me

    My Child's Future Means Nothing To Me

    Lucyl0uboo Report

    Michael Largey
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if I were that child, I would prefer there be no piece of paper linking me with this person.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the mother is Sarah Connor and this is a movie.. otherwise the only reason is if she hates the government, home schools, and going to lock upp the kids in their basement and inly take them to church on Sundays.. edit, also being a sovereign citizen?

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    Lee Banks
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person who had to falsify all my information (not immigrant, but severe domestic abuse), birth certificate was the only thing that allowed me schooling. Jeebus Christmas. Give a child a chanve!

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I weep for the future of humanity.

    Deborah B
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because your child will have to prove their identity and legal existance throughout their life, and every subsequent form of ID depends on starting with a birth certificate?

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As soon as it inconveniences her personally she'll want one, then she'll be bitching about how hard they make it to get a birth certificate.

    Suby
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would warrant a call to CPS. If it cannot be proven that a child exists, the parent (or anyone else) could withhold medical treatment, schooling, etc. or even kill the child, and nobody would know. If a parent doesn't want a birth certificate, that's a huge red flag.

    Lew k
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Social security, proof of citizenship, the ability to get a job or ssn. I mean these are US concerns but I have to imagine it's similar other places and this sounds like my home countries brand of dumb. The better question is why wouldn't you want a birth certificate?

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm, pension and retirement age maybe? 🤔

    Jayeff Vee
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If any of these are real, I'm even more scared for humanity's future.

    cryssH
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tax deduction should be your incentive. No BC, no IRS deduction.

    Michael Largey
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need a Social Security number for the IRS deduction. So no BC should equal no SSN.

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    #30

    I Wonder Why My Toddler Isn't Sleeping?

    I Wonder Why My Toddler Isn't Sleeping?

    KCpaiges Report

    Linda Lee
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee. If only there were parenting books. ...oh wait.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does a two year old have a TV in her room?? Oh, right, bad and lazy parents.

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    Jill Taylor
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of these reflect a significant deficit in common sense and critical thinking skills.

    From_Another_World
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In general looking at a screen isn’t a good idea before bed (try to avoid it at least for an hour before bed) but especially for a 2-3 year old, this is bad

    Patricia Manteuffel
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about a bed time story you dweeb.

    The Big Bad
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone I knew told me she put her baby to bed with... A bottle of soda or something. I just couldn't wrap my head around it. Just no.

    WonderWoman
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get the TV out of your kids rooms.

    Roshan Kassan
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inner voice shut up, shut up shut up!!!!

    P1 No-Name
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm.... Sounds like she is over stimulated - start a quiet wind down from about 4pm, dinner at 5pm & then bath & bed at 6pm. THEY ARE TODDLERS FFS!

    LilliVB
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A two years old should sleep between 11 and 14 hours a day (including an afternoon nap usually). It's not exactly difficult to do the math. SMH

    Nancy Austin
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    6 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read them a book, turn the night light on and sit on the floor in the room with your child. They can see you and will eventually lie down and go to sleep. You could also read them a book while rocking, then lay them down and close the door. If you are consistent that is the key. 8pm is a good bedtime.

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    #31

    My Kid's Dentist Told Me Skipping Antibiotics Will Be Really Painful For Her, So I'd Like To Go Ahead And Do That

    My Kid's Dentist Told Me Skipping Antibiotics Will Be Really Painful For Her, So I'd Like To Go Ahead And Do That

    Rubytaiwan Report

    Momica98
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dentist should have told you that an infected tooth can kill you.

    PeepPeep the duck
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do have recent experience here, my partner had one removed and a root canal, just got drunk the whole time and barely took his antibiotics - massive infection, no sleep for weeks. And now he’s finally listening to me on taking antibiotics and not drinking as well.

    Becca not Becky
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you decline antibiotics? Like seriously, I don't understand it

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evil science and the snake? 🤷‍♂️

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    Gwyn
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like she misunderstood the doctor? Antibiotics don't make it hurt less, they prevent infection!

    Bi.Felicia
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Antibiotics treat infections and if taken for a tooth infection, it will in fact reduce her pain. I've had tooth infections and thought I needed a strong pain killer but after just 2 days of taking the antibiotics, I wasn't in agony any longer. So I don't think this mom misunderstood, that portion of what the doctor said, anyway.

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    Helen Rohrlach
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you actually like your child or do you just like watching them in pain?

    From_Another_World
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor girl 😭 I know that pain and omg that mother doesn’t deserve to be a parent

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where i come from, there wont be anything pulled out without the anti biotics first! (in this case)

    Gwyn
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to take them both a few days before and for a week or two after the procedure.

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    Sparky Hughes
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had my wisdom teeth pulled at 22 due to impacting. I was given a prescription for antibiotics and a prefilled prescription of OxyContin. I was super struggling…I had lost everything I owned after Hurricane Andrew & putting myself through college waiting tables FT. Typical know it all at that age, I didn’t fill that prescription thinking the doc said to “prevent” infection. I didn’t get swollen after the removal surgery or have pain and was less swollen than before when they were impacted. Welp, double shift on Father’s Day on a Sunday a few days later and woke with an ache. By the 2nd shift, it was excruciating by 7 pm. By 11, I was off. I took a pain pill, studied for an exam the next morning, barely slept, went to take the exam with plans to go fill the prescription after. My face was hot, swollen, and I was clammy. Professor sent me home and I literally felt them working. Listen to your doctor. Your mouth is dirty.

    Fox with a Dragon Tattoo
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is sick, a truly perverse awful person. Ignorance as an excuse only goes so far, this b***h turning her mental illness and stupidity into cruelty.

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    #32

    Babes, She’s 6 Months Old…

    Babes, She’s 6 Months Old…

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously though, these aren't real people asking these questions, right?

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is a real problem for you, may I suggest you get yourself a hairless cat and give your daughter away

    From_Another_World
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor girl might grow up with some issues regarding her appearance because of her mother..

    Tessa
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of this is real, it makes me sick. Loosing faith in humanity with every post on this list.

    Ron Man
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get her an electric razor.

    Barbara Sapp
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it worries you, ask the Doctor.

    Stygtand
    Community Member
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being so stupid, that being called r******d is actually a compliment.

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    #33

    On The Screen At My Doctor's Office - Too Bad They'll Never See It

    On The Screen At My Doctor's Office - Too Bad They'll Never See It

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    Dawn Marie
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    Premium
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nor do I play one on TV>

    Lew k
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still go to the doctor but doesn't stop me from researching what I'm told. Unfortunate reality is lots of doctors, just like everyone, are mediocre or just plain bad at their job or can't be bothered to take 10 minutes to listen to symptoms before knee jerk prescription writing. Took me 7 years to get a shoulder impingement diagnosed because lazy doctors just assumed I wanted pain meds. I didn't even ask for anything for the pain. Just asking how I could stop living in pain. Finally a nurse got it diagnosed because she took the time to listen to what was going on and coached me on how to get a cat scan done.

    Nancy Austin
    Community Member
    6 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go to doctors that I have a track record with. My requirement age wise is that they have seen everything once and most things more than once! I can trust them. If I didn't feel I could they wouldn't get near me.

    Kristin Holmes
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya know, if the doctors actually did anything, this would be a valid complaint. Too many of us go in with issues and get no resolution and receive a massive bill a month later.

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    #34

    This Extreme Fear-Mongering Pisses Me Off So Much

    This Extreme Fear-Mongering Pisses Me Off So Much

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    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are these mommy blog posts real, or just ragebait?

    Littlemiss
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly they are usually true. I have met quite a few mommy bloggers who follow this stuff as gospel and nothing will detract them from it.

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    Learissa
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With these moms around, i no longer wonder why mankind is getting dumber by the minute...

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is the other way around. That is why parents of the 21/2 are getting their child a flu shot. So she won't get d**k.

    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not hire a nanny who was anti-vaxxer...never allow them near my kids (if I had any).

    justanotherweirdo
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace “she” with “my son” and “my son” with “her” and your question would be slightly less sad

    From_Another_World
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …I can’t take this anymore😭😭

    #35

    Anti-Vaxxer Tried To Post This As A Proof Of Her “Valid Medical Exemption” From Vaccines. The Body Makes Formaldehyde As A By-Product 🤦🏻‍♂️

    Anti-Vaxxer Tried To Post This As A Proof Of Her “Valid Medical Exemption” From Vaccines. The Body Makes Formaldehyde As A By-Product 🤦🏻‍♂️

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Formaldehyde is used to inactivate microorganisms used in vaccines, which is probably what this person has heard about. Formaldehyde is certainly a nasty chemical, but your body does indeed produce it as a building block for several essential processes. Some people can indeed be allergic to formaldehyde just as some people are allergic to water (which is usually a reaction upon skin contact in both allergies), but the wording of this makes it sound very unlikely that they actually are.

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    Edda Kamphues
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm allergic to formaldehyde, but for some strange reason vaccines sit fine with me...I guess I'll never be mummified though.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you’d be dead already, so…

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    Doofnuts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No confusion here. Dealing with IDIOT!

    Brian Hawley
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means when you die of an easily preventable disease they can’t preserve any of your organs

    Bookworm
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just hasn't found the right essential oils for her allergy.

    Jocelyn Webster
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what happens when you die? They pump formaldehyde in you then. I guess you'll blow up like a balloon and it'll be a closed casket for everyone's sakes.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you still have allergic reactions after death??

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    Seán Baron
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damian Hurst sad noises.

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    #36

    What Do You Do If You Have Rabies?

    What Do You Do If You Have Rabies?

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is real, which I am seriously doubting, the answer is you die. You have to get the treatment immediately after the bite, BEFORE you start having symptoms.

    Jorge Gonzalez
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is fake or did not told the doctors about the dog bite. No way a legit doctor ignores that

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    Arkham Wohlfert
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago I was helping a neighbor look for their dog who has been spotted after missing for months. He was acting weird but I figured he was just scared. He bit be badly and then ran off when a quick thinking friend dumped water on him. I went in and they STITCHED IT UP and said the rabies treatment wasn’t necessary. I couldn’t stop obsessing over it, so 2 days later while out of town I went to another Dr.. They said they should have never stitched it, as a bite needs to be cleaned out regularly and allowed to drain, and I was heading for a really nasty infection. She then told me about how rabies moves like an inch worm from the bite slowly up to your brain. Once there, it’s too late. I was horrified and started the regimen that day. When I got back into town my friend said they had found him and he was infected! I’m still a little terrified by how close I got to becoming rabid… and dead.

    Bi.Felicia
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow, glad to hear that you're okay. Thanks to your intuition and insistence, you're here today. The first place you went, needs to be suspended and retrained on protocols, imho.

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    TheReader19
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP should be more worried about sepsis than rabies, and what kind of medical facility does nothing about someone profusely bleeding?

    Moë
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang an egg in your sock outside the bedroom door and get out the lavender and tea tree oils 😂

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you really contracted rabies you die. As far as I know there is no treatment for rabies.

    Bookworm
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not once you start showing symptoms. There's treatment before it progresses to showing symptoms. That's why you need to get treatment if bitten by any animal that may be infected including all wild animals.

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    Richienotsorich
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on mom's, which essential oil is for rabies?! Stat!

    Mike F
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I began overusing the term "super bad"...

    From_Another_World
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once symptoms appear, it is 100% fatal. Rabies is no f*cking joke. And the symptoms are truly awful.

    Suby
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine thinks she might have rabies, and Kramer casually comments that a buddy of his had it, too. :-)

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    #37

    You Don’t Need Either

    You Don’t Need Either

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't. I just can't anymore. But it's like a train wreck and I can't stop scrolling.

    MaryHadaLittleLamb
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know. I just can't believe we share the planet with such ignorant people. They are among us!

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    Ron Man
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why grocery stores run out of milk and bread during a natural disaster

    CurlyCucumber
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask the spider,he knows the antidote and then write a note with the name of the antidote on a piece of paper and send it to the spider god for approval. Also,just wait for the answer a few weeks. Works every time

    Susan Reid Smith
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ER. And shouldn't you use onions? You've never read a historical romance have you. (joke)

    Momica98
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can't even spell poison?!

    fm96ncm8sq
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she is confused putting mouldy bread on infected cuts before penicillin?

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever floats your boat, just don't eat the bread after.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's terrifying because what are they not posting???

    Mike F
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only lost 3 fingers, but I'm FINE.

    Richienotsorich
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're prepared to yaken medical advice from someone who can't spell poison properly?!

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    #38

    Mother Of The Year. Comments Were 90% Not On Her Side

    Mother Of The Year. Comments Were 90% Not On Her Side

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be to the benefit of these children to be as far away from their parents as possible.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hardy doubt the children will need her. They almost certainly go to the nanny.

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No let the nanny and kids fly business class and you fly coach

    Nils Skirnir
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money doesn’t mean intelligence

    JDartz
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids would be better off if they left them on the tarmac.

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me make an adjustment... Kids would be better off if the left the parents on the tarmac. Just slightly in front of the engine.

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    Momica98
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure give it a try. See how the airline staff and passengers like it.

    Anna Drever
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they can afford all the luxuries for themselves you would think they could afford to have the kids and nanny, who they can obviously afford to pay for, up in business class with them. 😬

    Bewitched One
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is they don’t think that “the help” deserves to fly in business class. The type of people who think this way are the type of people who wouldn’t splurge for their kids to sit with them up there either

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    Suby
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling the kids will be less annoying on that flight than the parents.

    Angie M
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they’re the kind of useless parents whose children are more emotionally bonded and secure with the nanny, quite possibly. But not in gen pop. They should be nearer each other. Separating them from the nanny would likely cause significant distress for the children.

    zovjraar me
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if there's a nanny, it's their choice. i think it's crappy but there are crappy parents everywhere. kids probably like the nanny better anyway.

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    #39

    What Could Possibly Go Wrong

    What Could Possibly Go Wrong

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He makes me take the racks out"...no he f*cking doesn't. Grow up! Be the adult!

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A very firm "no" usually works.

    Nils Skirnir
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strip him down, baste him with butter, put garlic cloves in body openings, shave his head, set oven to 125° C, and roast for two hours.

    Team Jay
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stove is the flat part with burners on it. The box with a door on it that heats up to cook stuff in is called an oven.

    Original Kinkster
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: The child is in his 20s and just done with this śhit

    Momica98
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make stove locks! Wtf?

    m6nbtfpx7q
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell him no and don’t take the racks out for him. Man these questions are easy.

    CurlyCucumber
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as a side note we couldn't find my little cousin at grannies. We found him later in the stove all dirty from carbon. Granny locked down the stove for spring/summer. End of story

    Bewitched One
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they mean like an oven

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    Beth Wheeler
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's has a self cleaning oven use the door lock so he can't open it. He doesn't MAKE you take the racks out you're doing it to shut him up. Be the adult and learn how to tell him no!

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    #40

    The Comments Are Filled With Her Explaining The Science Behind It

    The Comments Are Filled With Her Explaining The Science Behind It

    neveragain1006 Report

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need those comments. PLEASE.

    Chris B
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. PLEASE NO. I'm already trying to poke my eyes out with a blunt spoon. I dont need any more crazy

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    Bookworm
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing I can say about this is that it won't actually do any harm to the baby. However, I have concerns about whatever else this 'parent' is going to come up with next.

    Kate
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that egg will begin to stink.

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    TheReader19
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm seriously crying at this point, it just keeps getting worse 😭

    Lowrider 56
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IKR? I keep thinking it can't get any worse and then it does.

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    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a raw egg still in the shell, or hard boiled, shelled one ? Is the kid supposed to chew on the egg ? This is eggsactly what I expected ..... another idiot.

    Show thyself
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why‽ why are they useing pagan rituals to "clean from illness and spite evil" for teething children? Such rituals are _never_ just "put X into Y and nail it above Z". Give that poor child some teething toys. ffs - cool them down a bit, to provide relief, but stay away from rituals you don't know shìt about.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Afraid your baby will be taken by the fae? Hang iron above their crib. I suggest several pairs of scissors, a pitch fork, and fireplace pokers. 🤣

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    Reset Game
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All those Bible verses being posted as a comments for solutions doesn't seem nearly as crazy now 🤦

    Nikole
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they still do. Both are horrible and stupid.

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    Ruben Schelstraete
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boiled ? How many minuts ? chicken or duck egg ? So many questions now.......

    Sharkfin6
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'd try this for myself and see if it helps ME sleep lmao

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    #41

    Some Girl Posted A Question Asking Pregnant Moms If They Thought They Have Or Have Had Covid-19

    Some Girl Posted A Question Asking Pregnant Moms If They Thought They Have Or Have Had Covid-19

    YaaaDontSay Report

    Dimitri Verschueren
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should we tell her that she just naturaly vaccinated her baby?

    Depressy spaghetti
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please for God's sake dont give them anymore ideas.

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    BossyHossy1
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations to everyone you work with who have a prime opportunity to get Covid!!

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Selfish much? Maybe your fine, but unless you work from home other people may not be

    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back at work with an active infection? Madness.

    Bill
    Community Member
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you get hired at 15 weeks? I had to drive a car before they let me have a job.

    #42

    Mom Is Concerned Her Daughter Might Not Be Getting Brainwashed

    Mom Is Concerned Her Daughter Might Not Be Getting Brainwashed

    beccaonice Report

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about not talking to her; because if she can write and draw like that at four, she'll be a doctor by the age of ten.

    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid is going to do some amazing things. The joy, color, and cognitive process are chef's kiss!

    CurlyCucumber
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh,Susan,she didn't do that or at least she wasn't 4 years old

    From_Another_World
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have got to stop reading these 💀😭 this is so wrong

    Mickipickie
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's dressed like Louise Belcher. Did anybody notice that?

    Bill
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, since I actually set and spend time with my kids, they maybe asked how to spell it as they were doing it?

    Bill
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We played Jenga last night. I won of course. 17 pieces balanced on one stick. It was pretty amazing. Still riding that high. Google got tired of me asking about center of balance lol.

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    Cyndielouwhoo
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and then the whole Internet stood up and started to clap slowly...

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    #43

    Found In Mom Group As An Entry For A “Bow Contest”

    Found In Mom Group As An Entry For A “Bow Contest”

    Qualityhams Report

    Bill
    Community Member
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We believe in Krampus, Calico neckerchiefs, and Bendy straws. Most of them exist.

    Bill
    Community Member
    Premium
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had girlfriend tell me she doesn't believe in sugar. Imagine her surprise when I proved it did in fact exist.

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    Reset Game
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like the kind of family that will buy their kid a Hello Kitty revolver

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want a Hello Kitty revolver. And throw in a Barbie 12 gauge too!

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    Winnie the Moo
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me: when the son want to wear a bow, their faith in bows fades quick

    Brian Hawley
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure all three really exist. I’ve always had my doubts about bows.

    Mickipickie
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also doubt that's a real firearm. Looks like airsoft to me.

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    WindySwede
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No vaccines, no healtcare. Maybe essential oils though?

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    emlab kerba
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think jesus would be glad that this family believes in bows as deeply as they believe in him and guns.

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can live with the bows. Scrap the other two.

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    #44

    Found In The Wild From One Of The Local Mom Groups I’m In

    Found In The Wild From One Of The Local Mom Groups I’m In

    idriveapriusforstyle Report

    Stacy s
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No wonder why he did it?" - these psychos thinking it is a reasonable response to MURDER your child vs vaccinate them. Phew.

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people (responder to the post). Need to be held in secure places where they do not have access to the Internet

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This wasn't about medical freedom. He was mentally ill and was looking for a way to feel like he was in control. https://people.com/crime/anti-vax-calif-dad-kills-son-9-before-killing-himself-in-midst-of-dispute-with-mom-over-vaccines/

    Bill
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes a bullet will absolutely stop a virus better than a vaccine. Medical fact.

    Bill
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something about the lead content.

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    Heather Menard
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably did it before his kid got some disease that a vaccine would have protected him against. Killed him

    Momica98
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear polio is making a comeback.

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    Bewitched One
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we sure the dad wasn’t the one arguing FOR vaccines? And took his kid with him so he didn’t needlessly have to suffer his moms psychosis too?

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    #45

    Kid Won't Eat? Just Yell!

    Kid Won't Eat? Just Yell!

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    TheReader19
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop making a fuss, if she is eating at least two meals a day; she not starving

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the yelling and punishment will also absolutely not end in any unhealthy connection with food?

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    Courtney Christelle
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right before a growth spurt my son would eat a lot then his eating would slow down after for a bit. Drive me crazy too, but my mom said as long as he was eating something he wouldn’t let himself starve.

    Montanavanna
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter is the same, will eat a bunch before then not much for a few days to a week. My son was always a light eater and I stressed a whole bunch about it. Doc said so long as his energy levels seem normal, his sleep is fine and his growth stays on track he will be fine. Kids eat when they are hungry, they won't starve themselves. Now that he is 7 he is starting to eat like a teenager. Will eat 2 grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch.

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    CooperDooper81
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Advice on toddler eating? Don't do it. They're all stringy and tough until around 7.

    YakFactory
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children will not starve themselves.

    Lew k
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly my first kid had me freaking out constantly with changes like eating behavior. Its a ride. He'd go from eating constantly for a month to having to fight with him to sit down and eat anything in the day. I'll admit we went to the doctor about it too and bribed him with screen time but kids just be kids.

    Polly Fukuhara
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not eat dinner when I was little. Dad was a maniac and scared me so my stomach hurt. Make sure your mealtimes are peaceful.

    Tom De Paul
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to make sure your kid develops an eating disorder.

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Yelling was always my first go to. Didn't work, but, hey....

    Nancy Austin
    Community Member
    6 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give her a Pedialyte or an Ensure and don't worry-she'll eat when she gets hungry.

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as long as she's not losing weight and the doctor isn't overly concerned, give it a rest. mine went through this phase too, I guess they all do at some point.

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    #46

    Yep Karen. They’re Putting Dr*gs In Your Pizza

    Yep Karen. They’re Putting Dr*gs In Your Pizza

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're just full of pep - peroni.

    Dragon mama
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God my child is having fun something must be wrong!!! WTF?

    Momica98
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be shy tell us where we can buy this pizza.

    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh noes! The kids have an inside joke! Time for a parasite cleanse.

    From_Another_World
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So everytime they have fun they’re on d***s? 💀😭

    Chris B
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's the really large sodas you let them drink with it

    BossyHossy1
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they have huge glasses of soda pop, boxes of fruit punch, etc with their pizza?

    Pollymere
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Headline: Children have energy after eating food

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or maybe the dr*gs were already in their system & eating the pizza was a result of the munchies?

    Amelia Jade
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids always think everything is funny. I'm worried that this parent thinks the fact that their kids are acting like typical goofball kids means something is wrong. How do they normally behave?

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    #47

    Y.....yes???

    Y.....yes???

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    LavenderHippoInAJar
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay I'm not as mad about this one though because it's an honest, albeit ridiculous, question. Op is probably just really stressed/confused

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They tell women to avoid honey while pregnant, and many places use a honey glaze. Also, cinnamon has its own health issues for pregnant women, as it can cause bleeding in the placenta if ingested in large quantities. This is a question that makes sense. I believe the answer is yes, but like most things, in moderation. Too much sugar can also lead to complications during pregnancy, like preeclampsia and gestational diabetes.

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    Robin
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering cinnamon is known to cause bleeding (when large quantities consumed) it's not an unreasonable question at all.

    AnnaB
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it okay to get pregnant while eating cinnamon rolls?

    Nikole
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just laughed over the idea of not knowing the origin of one’s sticky fingers.

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    Bookworm
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Give them to me. I'll remove the temptation.

    Bill
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you unroll them all the way and nibble them down like a ribbon. That way the baby won't choke. Like a bird.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a problem here, except I hope the child comes out smarter than the mom.

    AtMostAFabulist
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Eat them every day!

    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're allergic to any of the ingredients...I know someone allergic to cinnamon.

    Jayeff Vee
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Also not while you're well, because American portions are deadly.

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    #48

    Big Yike

    Big Yike

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    Raya
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dying for sure, I bet!

    Tom De Paul
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then by all means indulge yourself.

    Christina A Davis
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad we can't keep them from reproducing.....

    #49

    “They”

    “They”

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    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I suppose They could...but why? Even if They did want to harm you in some way, a computer chip isn't going to do anything in your body, because your body...isn't a computer. They could inject a tiny replica of Michaelangelo's David with a vaccine needle, too, but They don't have any reason to do that, either.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ans they complain about this,while dragging a smartphone around with them...?

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    Brittania Kelli
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a lymphoma cancer survivor, so have a rubbish immune system. Every year I get the flu vaccine and the 'Vid vaccine. I've had five 'Vid vaccines and Bill Gates still refuses to talk to me through all those microchips implanted in me! It's very disappointing. I'd ask for my money back, but I live in the UK so it doesn't cost anything. Do you think I could sue for miss-selling?

    Suby
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've gotten every vaccine under the sun, but my cell phone reception still hasn't improved!

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    Don Adams
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your brain is as to that computer chip as the computer chip is as to the grain of rice.

    Simon Chen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why those people think their life is that interesting that some government would chip them to track them or whatever stupid reason they believe in. There is no need to do that, you post your whole life on facebook anyway

    Jan Feline
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much you wanna bet this person has a cell phone they keep with them all the time?

    CurlyCucumber
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also,if you use mobile phones the government already knows where you are,could look up the things that you are browsing and downloading. The only thing is they don't really care,only if you did something criminal.

    Bill
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually want those all over. rfid for door locks, car locks, credit cards, contact info, all that. Monitor my vitals and stream it to my doctors in real time. I like it.

    Bill
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other words I wanna set off car alarms walking down the street lol.

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    Bookworm
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, yeah, you could, technology wise, inject a chip into a person. That's what a pet microchip is. People have done it to themselves as an experimental 'innovater' sort of deal, using implanted RFID chips in their hand to open electronic locks and that kind of thing. The question is why on Earth Bill Gates or whoever would go to the effort of secretly chipping all of humanity. This isn't science fiction; 'computer' doesn't mean it can control your brain through the WiFi.

    Yu Pan
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To any shadowy people/agency monitoring me through the microchips you injected into my body through vaccines, enjoy those cat pictures and videos. You are welcome.

    Sophia Athene
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been on BP for too many hours today and you won the best comment of my day! Unfortunately it only comes with an imaginary brownie as your reward. My cats want it back b/c I laughed so hard that they were scared off the bed. The comments can't get any better today, so I'll end on yours!

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    WonderWoman
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question would be WHY. You are tracked already with your cellphone, your credit card usage, your email, you digital footprint. No one is going to waste a microchip to follow you to the Piggly wiggly, Karen.

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    #50

    Yes, There’s Live Fish In There. Confirmed In Her Comments. I Presume Her “Work From Home With 25% Travel” Is Her Essential Oils Conferences

    Yes, There’s Live Fish In There. Confirmed In Her Comments. I Presume Her “Work From Home With 25% Travel” Is Her Essential Oils Conferences

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    Raya
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor fishies :(

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me there are no living organisms in that tank.

    USMC5815
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably are, just not fish.

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor fish. He won't be alive for much longer.

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stat secretly throwing s**t away. Pack up your boot every night before you leave the house; then throw it into those big rubbish bins

    Bill
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh it's a reef.

    From_Another_World
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got anxiety just by looking at this💀

    #51

    Generational Trauma Personified. It’s Now Too Intimate For Your Daughter To Cut Your Husbands Hair

    Generational Trauma Personified. It’s Now Too Intimate For Your Daughter To Cut Your Husbands Hair

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    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a. You're crazy. b. The bathroom? You trim hair on the back porch so birds can use it for nests, silly

    Bi.Felicia
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone has a back porch, or any outdoor space that actually belongs to them. As long as the cut hair, ends up outside for the birds, doesn't matter where it was actually cut.

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    Momica98
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you marry someone you don't trust around your kids?

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lady and the one who had her 3 year old help shave her crotch need to go in that machine from The Fly; maybe we'll get lucky and it'll put out one person who is normal about hair.

    Amity
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's... I mean, if OP had some experience that traumatized her then maybe this is understandable? But if not she's just kind of disgusting for thinking that way.

    Nancy Austin
    Community Member
    6 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut it outside and save yourself the mess and you cut it.

    #52

    That’s Not How This Works, That’s Not How Any Of This Works

    That’s Not How This Works, That’s Not How Any Of This Works

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    Armac Armac
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gave me a headache

    Momica98
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm making a fridge run for the unsee juice.

    CurlyCucumber
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Godzilla had a stroke reading this.

    Bi.Felicia
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm... What?? Is she asking if they left an undercooked baby, inside her to finish cooking, while they delivered her daughter?? She thinks this because she had sex while already pregnant with said newborn daughter? And since her newborn is working on strengthening her muscles, to be able to own her own head up, like what most babies do, this signifies that the mom is pregnant?? According to her FIL anyway?? I swear to all my fellow Pandas, I truly fear getting older and having to rely on these complete morons to take care of me. I really hope we have legalized euthanasia, in more places, if I make it to the point of needing to depend on others.

    #53

    But Mama Needs It

    But Mama Needs It

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    msaujla2469
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put milk in the coffee otherwise your baby will be born black

    Damned_Cat
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh! I can remember when people used to say that all the time. Also used it to explain to kids why they couldn't have coffee. So dumb.

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    Linda Lee
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking about how hard it is to adopt a pet ...

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than drinking three cups of whiskey? 🤷🏾‍♀️

    Bartlet for world domination
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Science still inconclusive. Recommended over here (Netherlands) is max 2 cups a day. Edit: misread the question. She'll be fine.

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    #54

    Antimasker Karen Being Treated “Unfairly”. Posted In Mom Group For Support

    Antimasker Karen Being Treated “Unfairly”. Posted In Mom Group For Support

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    From_Another_World
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s because you are an unmasked diseased human 😭

    Margaret Shannon
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Masks don't work if you leave your nose uncovered.

    Momica98
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember I got booted from an Aldi group at the height of the pandemic because I questioned a photo someone shared of a bunch of shoppers not social distancing.

    #55

    Oh Boy, Wait Till She Finds Out What DNA Does When It Duplicates

    Oh Boy, Wait Till She Finds Out What DNA Does When It Duplicates

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    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've gone through so many scanners that by now, my DNA is so unraveled, it flops all over the place as I walk. It flops so hard, they almost made me purchase another seat in a movie theatre. True story. PS. It also makes funny sounds if I try running.

    Momica98
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure tell them at the airport you don't want to be treated like terrorists. They love that kind of warning.

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY ARE NONE OF THE EUROPEAN AIRPORTS ADHERING TO THIS BAN?!!!! I'm so mad that my DNA has unravelled. I put my DNA back together after watching a YouTube tutorial and now I'm a banana.

    Living Example
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and it's really hard to re-ravel it.

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive become convinced that theres 3 teirs of people in these Facebook groups. Teir 1 are on the bottom- the ones asking the questions. No idea whats going on but just wants their children to be healthy... but thats not happening. Teir 2 are the people who give advice and it sucks but they're genuine and think it'll help. This is for the lesser crazy advice maybe like the bread dipped in milk. This post is teir 3 which im convinced r people trying to sound as mental as possible and know all this is a scam but are seeing how far this will go and dc how many babies die along the way

    Pencil
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wish this post had more votes because it's got the best comments and they're all going to be lost behind the pay wall soon.

    Bookworm
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's nuts, but if she's in the U.S, she has the right to ask for the pat-down instead like every other sane and not-so-sane person in the airport.

    Patricia Manteuffel
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd call Watson and Crick about this. Seems fishy.

    Petra Schaap
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep. European here. My DNA unravelled completely. BUT i crochet a nice warm sweater with it so no prob.

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, I wouldn't want to go through a full body scanner if I was pregnant

    Momica98
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you plan to fly while pregnant? I did and nothing bad happened.

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    #56

    How To Ruin Your Relationship In One Easy Step

    How To Ruin Your Relationship In One Easy Step

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    Momica98
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor lady thinks vaccines are like circumcision. How on earth did she know how to get pregnant?

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are Americans so obsessed with circumcising their baby boys? It isn't routine in the UK and our men aren't dying of penal cancer or whatever at a faster rate.

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the double standard, "i don't want someone else deciding on my body but i'm fine doing it to my kids"?

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    Michael Largey
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she's doing research, she should focus on the negatives of circumcision. (There are no medical positives.)

    cryssH
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently you haven't read about penile cancer or that being a circumcised male decreases cervical cancer for women.

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    Nancy Austin
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    6 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's mostly just done for religious reasons or for hygiene.

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    #57

    Maybe Because That’s Illegal

    Maybe Because That’s Illegal

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop putting breast milk in food you are selling to the public?

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should probably also stop running her mouth to everyone about all the stupid shît she does....

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    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately it's too late to ask you not to breed...

    SleepyVampire
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What brownie recipe even calls for milk?

    Momica98
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes because brownies being nutritious is the issue here.

    Bill
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree that's gross but I wonder why animal bodily fluids are acceptable?

    Tuuli Siljamaki
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The milk sold in stores is generally pasteurized.

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    Roxy222uk
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breast milk isn't dirty, and dry few diseases are passed on through it (in fact breast milk is part of a baby's immune system as the mother will naturally make antibodies to any germs detected in the baby's saliva). No one is going to get infected by these brownies (where the milk was cooked anyway). **However** this woman knew full well what the reaction would be. This is the question - what was she actually trying to achieve? How did a mother 'find out'? Was this woman looking for a battle?

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    #58

    "As I Have With All My Babies"

    "As I Have With All My Babies"

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    Amity
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...what do I say to this.

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mother is lucky if her kids came out without any health problems, however the doctors should be struck off for not stopping her.

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    Momica98
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but smoking in public is everyone's business.

    Uncle Schmickle
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has the OP ever read ANY literature about the effects of smoking on the unborn ?

    Miss Tinker
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me so angry. If you’re not prepared/able to quit smoking, don’t get pregnant!

    Nancy Austin
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    6 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And do all your newborns have low birth weights?

    #59

    Bad Boy Mom Bad

    Bad Boy Mom Bad

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    Robert Beveridge
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "we are in the southern usa" you don't say...

    Nils Skirnir
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Southern USA, Idaho and Taconic Valley. Source of lots of this crapola

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    TheReader19
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the absolute f**k am I reading? 🤢

    Momica98
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to look this up and found legit cases of parents wanting to use their dead sons' sperm for artificial insemination.

    Edda Kamphues
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last sentence was completely unnecessary.

    Depressed Lesbian(she/they/he)
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily. It might have provided insight on the state laws.

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    Nancy Austin
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    6 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He cannot give consent; therefore, you cannot use his s***m.

    Patricia Manteuffel
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put down the banjo and get some help

    Roxy222uk
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea about the US, but in the UK there is no way that this man's sperm could be used for IVF nor AI without his informed consent. Just because he has learning disabilities it doesn't mean he can't make an informed decision about this specific issue (every decision is different) so I guess it could be possible but also require an ovum and a surrogate. I kinda feel sorry for the mother, I feel like there's a deeper drive behind this one.

    Uncle Schmickle
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you're in " la la land ".

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    #60

    Why Even Go To The Doctor? Fb To The Rescue!

    Why Even Go To The Doctor? Fb To The Rescue!

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    Michael Largey
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What can you give her? You can give her up for adoption.

    Alex Boyd
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, fluids and popsicles and soup, she'll probably be fine, like most kids with the flu were before the invention of Tamiflu. There's only a small fraction of a percent of a chance she won't be fine, and that the choice to withhold actual medicine will haunt you for the rest of your life, in a way that you neither will nor should ever forgive yourself for. Go ahead and roll those dice!

    Bartlet for world domination
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Europe Tamiflu is only prescribed to individuals who run a high risk of dying from the flu. I wouldn't give it to a usually healthy 6 year old either.

    Bookworm
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, in this single extremely specific instance, I agree that the medication was probably overkill by the doctor. When I had a flu bug as a teenager, not long after Tamiflu came on the market, the doctor said not to bother, that it might shorten the illness by a day or two, but made the symptoms more intense. Antivirals in general just do not work that well and should probably be saved for very serious cases.

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    Momica98
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She thinks the medicine is evil but not the test?

    Batwench
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, Tamiflu tablets are huge. But even, have you tried giving the child the prescribed medicine.

    Armac Armac
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could I dunno, give her the medication!

    #61

    She Probably Has A Stockpile Of Toilet Paper From 2020 She’s Trying To Sell Too…ffs

    She Probably Has A Stockpile Of Toilet Paper From 2020 She’s Trying To Sell Too…ffs

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    BossyHossy1
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many babies did she have, 4, 5, 8??

    The Starsong Princess
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this bad? The daughter probably had all the baby things she needed so the family gifted her formula. Formula is expensive. When my niece had her second baby, she asked for diapers as a gift. At one point, they had a mountain of diapers in their basement.

    Alex Boyd
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing the post is from the time of the formula shortage, and the person snarking on it thinks the original poster is profiteering on the shortage. (If it wasn't during the shortage, I don't know why the poster would feel the need to over-explain why she has so much formula.)

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    Matthew Savestheworld
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly you go through it way faster than you would have thought was possible

    #62

    The Not-So-Humble Brag

    The Not-So-Humble Brag

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    Momica98
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lady that doesn't even happen in porn.

    Penguin Panda Pop
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things that husbands wrote on Fbook: a thread.

    Wang Zhuang
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most likely written by the husband

    Lee Banks
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a weird way to let people know your into kink.

    Simon Chen
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that physicly even possible for a woman? How long did they do it? I have so many questions

    Edda Kamphues
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you able to walk the next day?

    From_Another_World
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really didn’t want to know that💀

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    #63

    A Friend Posted The 'Before And After' Pics Of Her Child's Room. It Wasn't That Bad Beforehand But Someone Thought Otherwise

    A Friend Posted The 'Before And After' Pics Of Her Child's Room. It Wasn't That Bad Beforehand But Someone Thought Otherwise

    outdatedopinion Report

    Ron Man
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With out seeing the pics, this is fairly useless.

    PunnyPanda
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, unless the room had literal biohazards, the point is the response was mean-spirited and judgemental. Deftoxic momy culture bs.

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    Lee Banks
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell sort of toxic relationship allows these folk to be on each other's social media? Just wow.

    TheReader19
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about you fück right off instead? Worry about yourself and your judgey attitude instead

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    #64

    All You Fake Moms With Your Pretend Kids Just Need To Stop Now

    All You Fake Moms With Your Pretend Kids Just Need To Stop Now

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you believe this c**p, you're not an intelligent being.

    Momica98
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just broke the news to my son that we don't know who his real mom is.

    Roxy222uk
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don't understand how miserable and lacking in self-esteem someone would need to be to want to say this to other women.

    tresgatos72
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are stupid enough to believe c**p like this, you are just an egg donor and incubator, not a real mom.

    CurlyCucumber
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or I could have just died in childbirth and be a dead mom.

    Bi.Felicia
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till this idiot finds out that, those who have their children, via a surrogate mother, are also 'real moms.'