“Vatican City Has The Highest Crime Rate In The World”: 49 Nonsense-Sounding Statements That Turned Out To Be True
Don't believe everything you read on the internet. By now, we can all agree that it's full of fake stuff and AI isn't helping the situation. Misinformation spreads like wildfire and often, it's disguised so well that you might be none the wiser. But sometimes, fact is indeed stranger than fiction and the things that sound like complete and utter rubbish turn out to be true.
Humans glow. The universe is beige. Per capita, the Vatican has the highest crime rate in the world. Those were just some of the statements that popped up when someone recently asked, "What sounds like complete nonsense, but has been proven to be true?"
Bored Panda has put together a captivating and surprising list of the best answers. From biology to geography, psychology to history, and everything under the sun, there's enough here for anyone looking to sound a little more clued up at that next social gathering. Don't forget to upvote your favorites and feel free to share your own "nonsense-sounding" gems in the comments section below.
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If you take a tiny bit of weakened virus, or just the part of it that says "hey I'm such and such virus," and put it in your body it will later protect you (and those around you) from said virus.
But!!! But it also gives you autism!!! And we never had vaccines before!!! We did just fine!!! And this person on Facebook said these expensive essential oils will work so much better!!!
Some of the statements on this list are so wild that we did a double-take... and then a deep dive into a world of fascinating but fake-sounding facts.
Many of us have heard of auras, but who knew that humans actually glow? The light we emit apparently fades when we take our last breath. The fact that we glow was already discovered back in 2009. But a new study conducted by scientists from the University of Calgary and published in The Journal of Physical Chemistry Letters, looked into what happens to that light at the end of the tunnel we call life.
The platypus.
Few people know that the platypus has ten s*x chromosomes instead of the usual two.
And Christians are afraid of them because they cause the gay.
Load More Replies...Line from a hilarious Ricky Gervais Netflix special. Plenty more worth hearing in that one.
Load More Replies...Only the males. They have venomous spurs on their backfeet. They're just super interesting little creatures
Load More Replies...If you look at a platypus, you think that God might get s****d, "OK, let's take a beaver and put on a duck's bill. It's a mammal, but it lays eggs. Hey Darwin, kiss my a**!" Robin Williams
Oxford University is older than Machu Picchu in Peru.
not exactly, while they are called universities today, some were only mosques at the time and schooling there didnt come until much later, or some were just theological training schools for Imam's. The formal institutions for teaching math and science like Oxford, while mixed with theological training (they were originally for priests) began in Europe. People hear a translation of a term, without understand we are talking about two different things. Arab world was much more of a teacher/apprentice thing until the 14th century (like the students of Abu Sina), which produced a lot of advances, but the universities we think of, did originate in Europe, not the arab world, as modern arabists try to claim by relying of people not understanding terms had different meaning with different translations, etc.
Load More Replies...Machu Picchu really isn't very old compared to human history. Many things are older.
You dont know the Incas sacrifieced children to the rain god. Upwards of hundreds a a time. Desert full of baby mummies in clay pots
Load More Replies...The phenomenon of glowing comes down to the emission of something called biophotons, and it doesn't only occur in humans. The researchers studied mice and revealed that all living things, including plants, emit a faint light up until their last minutes.
“The fact that ultraweak photon emission is a real thing is undeniable at this point,” said the study’s senior author, Dan Oblak. “This really shows that this is not just an imperfection or caused by other biological processes. It’s really something that comes from all living things.”
As the New Scientist reported, monitoring this signal could one day help track forest health or even detect diseases in people.
Placebos show positive effect even when you know you're being given a placebo.
Because mental health is linked to physical. How you view a terrible thing has a real effect on how effective physical medical care is.
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Load More Replies...Unfortunately this is often used to excuse pseudoscience woo. A placebo's positive effect is no replacement for real medicine.
People tend to think of placebos as fake. I disagree. I think they are very powerful and that we would benefit incorporating them into the practice of medicine.
Tall people are more likely to get cancer than short people because having more cells increases the chance that any one of them will mutate.
They're basically just bigger targets.
If it's just a function of cell numbers then would it not be more significant to relate it to body weight rather than height? Edit: So it would seem from the research that the first part of te statement is broadly true - there is a slight increased risk with height, but the second part, about it being due to the number of cells, is complete invention. They dont know why there is a link.
There are more castles in Germany than McDonald's in USA.
But at the castles the boiling oil is not for the French fries.
Maybe. The European Castle Institute quotes an estimate of 25000, But this number includes ruined castles including those with only ground-level traces left, so what it really means is that in the course of history there _have_been_ more castles. Less than 20% of the 5000 currently listed castles are still standing
Sieze the means of prduction and start your own
Load More Replies...Nope. Almost twice as many. Use this magical thing called the Internet before calling BS.
Load More Replies...Another mind-blowing and potentially unbelievable fact on the list was the one about shuffling a deck of cards. Specifically that there are more ways to shuffle a deck of cards than there are atoms in the solar system.
It sounds wild but this has been backed up by experts at McGill University who report that "there are somewhere in the range of 8x1067 ways to sort a deck of cards. That’s an 8 followed by 67 zeros."
According to the university's site, "even if someone could rearrange a deck of cards every second of the universe’s total existence, the universe would end before they would get even one billionth of the way to finding a repeat."
It adds that no matter how many card games you've played, even if you're a professional blackjack dealer, there are too many ways to arrange 52 cards for any randomly organized set of cards to repeat itself in your lifetime.
One aspect that makes memory unreliable in detail is that you only remember an event one time. After that, each time you recall it, you're only remembering the last time you remembered it, not the event itself. Memory is a game of telephone we play with ourselves.
I might be missing a point here, but this is either nonsense or it is based on an interesting but heavily misinterpreted fact OP has come across. I won't go deep into philosophy or psychology here, but in a nutshell - memory of an event and memory of us remembering the event are two distinct things. The confusion here might have arisen by misinterpreting engrams (traces of memory in the brain) which become stronger the more we use them or by misinterpreting the concept of memory as a construct rather then accurate sensory imprint. Sorry for the long comment, but as a psychologist I find this topic very interesting and if I am wrong here would like to see some resources for it to be a learning experience!
And, presumably, 'not being able to remember ' a thing is built on 'one time you didn't remember it straight away' and now you're remembering the failure to remember ?
Load More Replies...If this was true, then why do people often tell the same story twice? If you were remembering the last time you remembered it, you wouldn't have to say to your spouse/friend "did I tell you...?"
It is true. If you had a record of every time the story is told, you would find that the details 'creep' over time. It's also very easy to change someone's memory. If, for example, when they're telling the story you mention "Oh yes, that was when your mom had the red car", then in the future when recalling the incident they are highly likely to have integrated the idea of a red car, even if it wasn't in the original memory. This is why leading questions from police or prosecutors are so dangerous, and eye-witness accounts can be utterly wrong.
Load More Replies...We all experience events and retain them through our own individual filters that evolve from living and learning. That's why eyewitnesses perceive and recall any given incident differently, even though they are trying to be objective and factual. Further life experiences can influence what one retained from an earlier occurrence, and thus change what we consider to be the memory of it.
This is very poorly written. I *think* what they’re trying to say is that every time you access a specific memory, it gets altered a little bit by the act of accessing it. So the only time it’s “pristine” is the first time you remember it. But even that isn’t quite accurate, because even the first time you access a particular memory, you won’t remember it exactly as it happened. The changes that come from accessing the memory are reflected in what you remember immediately.
We have little crystals in our inner ear. If they get out of place, it can upset your sense of balance. It’s sometimes possible to get them back into place by moving your head a certain way. I’m a speech pathologist. I studied audiology and the anatomy of the speech and hearing mechanisms, but that was over 25 years ago and I never heard about these crystals. Apparently they were discovered before that time so I don’t know why we were never taught about them. My mom told me the doctor had her move her head to get her crystals back in place and I thought it was a total hoax until I looked it up. .
Yes! It's called BPPV. Mine were disrupted by a fall when my head hit the pavement. The ENT taught me the Epley maneuver to realign the crystals in my ear and relieve vertigo. And it works. So yeah, we really do have rocks in our heads, sort of.
Yup, had that happen to me. Learned the Epley Manuever from Youtube videos and the problem never came back.
Load More Replies...I know a lot of words, but that sentence is wonderfully unintelligible to me!
Load More Replies...I've got meniers, that is to do with a fluid build up rather than the crystals so you can't fix it by moving your head in certain way like you can with BPPV.
Load More Replies...What I find amazing is that the balance organ in a human with its three semicircular canals and crystals is almost identical to the same organ in a great white shark.
Per capita, the Vatican City has the highest crime rate in the world.
And probably best not to get started about priests and nuns with regard to children and babies.
I would guess that they are more crimes of property, like picking pockets and snatching purses, than of serious violence.
Exactly. I was there this summer and within 30 minutes, 3 different kids tried to pick my purse. After elbow checking the first one, and feeling bad, a hot second later he stuck his tongue at me. I got to elbow check two more and no bad feelings on my behalf. Instead, on the last kid, I did stick my tongue out at him. I do know I had the best pizza of my life there. I still dream of it.
Load More Replies...So are the crimes performed by the tourists, the residents who prey on the tourists, or the residents of the Vatican? By now we all know what kind of crimes the priests prefer to do.
go read up how japan gets over 99% conviction rate.. that will keep you up at night
What about someone saying we should google "cosmic latte"? Well, okay then. Challenge accepted.
One of the articles that came up was published on the BBC's Science Focus. The title, The Universe has an average colour – and it’s called cosmic latte, says it all. What might have been dismissed as nonsense, is in fact, fact.
Quantum entanglement. Einstein called it “spooky action at a distance”.
Quantum anything. It's like a system designed to take a big fat dump on the rules of how the universe is supposed to work.
It is still quite possible that the act of measuring any quantum action alters it and that our technology is still not quite perfect yet. In other words scientists are close but no cigar.
Load More Replies...Quantum mechanics is one of those fields where the more you study it, the less you understand
Yup. Anyone who says they genuinely understand quantum physics is lying. The only way in which quantum mechanics makes sense is that the math works. The predictions made by the equations match experimental results, even though those results defy “common-sense” expectations.
Load More Replies...Clarke's Law: Any technology (or concept) sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic.
With all the hype around AI being the next big shiny thing that will help us all, it's actually quantum computing that will. If you eliminate gravity and space from your computing, you have a lot of room to work out solutions. It's too much for me to understand more than that
Most of the cells in your body don't belong to you. We are a superorganism. We evolved a symbiotic relationship with good gut bacteria.
You literally need and depend on bacteria inside your body to perform functions your body cannot perform on its own. .
My gut bacteria is chaotic good. They do their job until they decide not to. 🤷🏻♀️
I gave mine a fresh salad for dinner so that they can celebrate as they want.
Load More Replies...I had a friend who died from k*****g off too much of her good bacteria.
have a friend who needs new gut bacteria, as she was at a hospital and... yeah, she needs a fecal transplant now
And those gut biomes HATE mental stress as much as the rest of our bodies! Irritable Bowel Syndrome symptoms are directly associated with stress levels.
No. It is me. My water is me. My minerals are me. My gut is me. My gut bacteria are me. All the useless inactive viral DNA intertwined with actually useful DNA is me. It all belongs to me. If you disagree, I dare you to come and take it back to whomever it may belong. :)
In an experiment where ground-breeding bird nests were observed, deer raided more of the nests than foxes and wildcats.
Probably not true per capita, but there are most certainly more deer out there than foxes and wildcats.
Deer and boars account for almost half the biomass of wild land mammals. Just read an interesting article about this! They are incredibly destructive in many ways - including my landscaping!
Load More Replies...We have a massive overpopulation problem with deer in the UK and they are wreaking havoc with our countryside.
I've always wondered about prairie chickens and grouse in the areas of the US on the prairies that have bison, how do the birds avoid getting their nests trampled on, or worse, rolled in?
It's NOT trampling, they are EATING the baby birds for calcium.
Load More Replies...Baby birds are the ice cream of the animal kingdom. Everyone eats baby birds.
Yes, BUT! What is meant by "raiding"? Do the deer eat and/or destroy the nests with eggs or chicks, as foxes and wildcats do, deliberately? Or do they simply and accidentally stumble across a nest in front of them, thus destroying it? The former could be called a deliberate "raid" - the latter is *not* a deliberate "raid", but simply misfortune.
Deer and cattle will eat birds and eggs when they are able to do so without major effort.
Load More Replies...According to the site, a 2002 study found that "the light coming from galaxies (and the stars within them) – alongside all the visible clouds of gas and dust in the Universe – when averaged, would produce an ivory color very close to white." And this color is called... you guessed it: ‘cosmic latte’.
Apparently the Universe's ‘beigeness’ is due to the fact that there are a few more regions that produce red, yellow and green light than those that produce blue.
"Averaged over the entire sky, however, this beige colour is diluted and appears almost, but not entirely, black," explains Science Focus.
There are more stars in the observable universe than there are grains of sand on all the beaches in the world.
There are more trees on earth than stars in our galaxy (~2-3 Trillion trees vs 100-500 billion stars). There are more hydrogen atoms in a molecule of water than there are stars in our solar system :P
There are more galaxies than stars in the Milky Way as well.
Load More Replies...I think you can do a pretty solid estimate of the grains of sand very quickly, and find that it is much much lower than the number of stars so there's no point in an exact count.
Load More Replies...The number is actually about the same (source: Astronomy. com)
And there are more possible combinations in a deck of cards than atoms on earth.
At Gensiss 22:17, God told Abraham that He would bless Abraham and multiply his offspring like the stars of heaven and like the grains of sand on the seashore.
The French Secret Service placed a limpet mine on a Greenpeace ship and sunk it to stop it protesting French Nuclear Testing in the Pacific.
They were so incompetent 2 were caught in days and the others only just managed to escape via submarine after sinking their yacht.
Using trade, the French Govt then blackmailed the New Zealand Government into releasing the captives.
England (NZ’s founder) refused to support them and then the USA turned against NZ because of NZ’s no nuks stand. All this drove NZ to have an independent foreign policy so they no-longer automatically follow anybody else’s lead.
So much for relying your friends and allies and history now repeating with the US giving the finger to the whole world except former enemies!
You can survive without a significant portion of your brain.
I see them not so much as brainless than as brain abusers. I mean so much stupidity can not just happen randomly.
Load More Replies...Only after you personally become acquainted with a "normal-acting" individual who you find out afterwards, possesses less than half the brain of the average human being, will this fact come into focus. Blew MY mind.
That time literally runs at different speeds depending on where you are. Because of gravity and relativity a clock on the floor ticks a tiny bit slower than a clock on a shelf and scientists have actually measured the difference with insanely precise atomic clocks.
And what you're doing. The length of a minute is also dependent on which side of the bathroom door you're standing!
Isn't that the truth. All our life we can't wait to grow up, here we are slamming on the brakes to no avail.
Load More Replies...Einstein’s theory of relativity has been insanely useful in the modern world. GPS wouldn’t work without it due to time passing by faster for the satellites compared to the surface of earth. Without accounting for this quirk of time, the clocks on the satellites would start drifting by 40 micro seconds a day and eventually you’d notice that the distances it gives begin to drift by hundreds to thousands of metres
“Question: how can one manage not to lose time? Answer: experience it at its full length. Means: spend days in the dentist's waiting room on an uncomfortable chair; live on one's balcony on a Sunday afternoon; listen to lectures in a language that one does not understand, choose the most roundabout and least convenient routes on the railway (and, naturally, travel standing up); queue at the box-office for theatres and so on and not take one's seat; etc.” ― Albert Camus, The Plague
You are mostly made of empty space between atomic particles.
I was wondering how space can weigh so d****d much.
Load More Replies...I explain this to my elbows all the time. "Come on, guys, that door frame is mostly empty. It's simple quantum physics! Come on!"
Hell, even atoms are empty space. You’ll get atomic radii in the order 10^-10 metres and then nuclei in the order 10^-15 metres. Theres really nothing much even in an atom
By this reasoning, you should be able to walk through the nearest wall, by squeezing in between the wall's particles while spreading out your own, so there's no collision. Be like a sieve
Star Trek's Transporter works for on this principal.
Load More Replies...Another useless factoid. Our experience of our reality is that we are a much denser material. Knowing that we are mostly space is pointless because all the solid objects we interact with have closer atomic parts that we cannot move through.
Carrots make you see better in the dark.
A lie created by the British in WWII so the Germans didn't realise the radar the British pilots had.
Later it was discovered the keratin in carrots actually *does* help you see at night.
Keratin is the type of protein found in fingernails and hair. I presume they mean the beta carotene, a precursor to vitamin A, that is found in carrots? Vitamin A is important for vision. However your body has to convert the beta carotene into vitamin A, it’s not a done deal just eating it.
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Load More Replies...The sight thing was mainly a government marketing campaign to get more British people to eat carrots, which were readily available at a time when most other foods, particularly anything vaguely sweet, were strictly rationed.
Somewhat, but also to hide advanced radar from the Germans during WWII.
Load More Replies...Mine's got herbs that mend split ends (they don't but the bottle's nice).
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Dragonflies experience up to 9Gs when cornering, they are the most efficient preditor catching up to 95% of the prey they go after, they breath through their bums and most varieties (not sure if that's the correct word) can't walk.
Those are Damselflies. Related to, but not Dragonflies. Yeah I know, one in every crowd.
No need to apologize. Factual corrections are far more acceptable on the social scale than those for spelling or grammar.
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Sometimes when you move your eyes to look at a clock the second hand appears stuck for a moment because your brain retroactively edits your memory of the time your eyes were moving so you believe you've been looking at the clock longer than you have.
HUMANS GLOW! We glow an infrared light from biochemical reactions. it's just too weak for your eyes.
True. Apparently, I have a strong and beautiful aura.
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Humans have stripes, they're called blaschko lines, they only normally appear visible if you have specific skin conditions/syndromes.
There are theories though that some animals can see them visibily even without those presenting conditions, which would be funny, if our pets are just thinking we're goofy striped animals.
Between our faint glow and the blaschko lines we must look like a disco ball walking through the forest to the creepy crawlys that can see that spectrum.
I have them . Sometimes I look like I have zebra ans swirl patterns . Sometimes I just look pink . I am allergic to the sun so my a*s is pale .
I got hives one year from a reaction from an insect bite and had visible stripes! I even had one bite surrounded with a stripes box. I never knew what that was!
Does anyone know if anyone created the right environment/light situation to see the stripes on people? That would be interesting to see. I recently wonder how cats see in the real world and how they perceived us humans.
Maybe we are all orange tabbys with opposable thumps to our cats, I know my cats don't find me very clever:)
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Today, I learned about left-handed anger!
If you have an angry impulse, act it out with your left hand instead cause you look so weak and stupid doing it, It's automatically funny and you deescalate yourself.
I'm left-handed and I do not look stupid using my left hand I'll have you know.
What does this mean? I cannot for the life of me work out what sort of "angry impulse" I could "act out" with either hand.
Throwing something across the room. Slamming a door. Banging something down on the counter.
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The Banach-Tarski Paradox. It's a mathematical theorem that essentially states, if you have a solid ball, you can break it up into five disjoint sets of points, move them and rotate them, and end up with two separate solid balls of the same size as the original. In effect, duplicating a ball by cutting it up and rearranging it.
I love me my weird math facts, but this is one that I have trouble accepting sometimes.
Yeah, I gave up, cos quite clearly whoever wrote it has failed to understand and communicate it themselves.
Load More Replies...I've got all day and a 3d printer. We shall see... Edit: I have encountered a problem with step one. It states: Instead of clean cuts, the ball is decomposed into infinitely scattered, fractal-like sets of points (non-measurable sets).... I don't have infinite filament :(
I wonder if it happens in utero? Perhaps male fetuses only start with one until...
Fun fact, we are all female until the embryo picks one or the other
Load More Replies...It relies on ∞ = ∞ + 1. So 2^∞ = 2^(∞+1) = twice 2^∞. So we can cut one ball with 2^∞ points into pieces that can be reassembled into two balls. The method requires rotations about two lines that intersect at the centre of the ball. You don't have to accept it, to reject it simply insist that ∞ ≠ ∞ + 1, which comes from nonstandard analysis.
Thanks for doing the explanation. I no longer mention Banach-Tarsky unless I want to spend an hour explaining transfinite math to a skeptic. Suffice to say the Real Numbers are problematic when used to describe reality.
Load More Replies...Just remember the ball is not the same volume although they are the same size.
This is why math is stupid. You can prove anything with math
Search Banach-Tarski Paradox on youtube, there are several results, but it didn't help much.
Load More Replies...Balls of what? You saying I can make a batch of ginger read dough and double it in my kitchen with this tomfoolery?
The average color of the universe is a shade of beige.
Google "cosmic latte".
How did scientists get a sample of all the colors in the universe to be able to determine an average?
Ugh.the 90s version of "paint everything grey". People who idolise the 90s don't remember the sea of magnolia and greige.
Correction: It's the average color of GALAXIES in the universe, not the universe itself, which is largely black.
LOL that is the EXACT color of every wall in my house. And not on purpose, it just happened to be the best color to go with a very beautiful vintage rug we bought
The closest planet to Earth is... *usually Mercury*.
Because Venus has a longer orbit and spends more time the other side of the Sun, while Mercury has far less of an orbit and does it quicker.
Mercury tends to be the ‘mostest closest’ planet to every other planet in the solar system thanks to its relatively fast orbit of 88 earth days so when most other planets are slowly orbiting on the other side of the sun, Mercury becomes the nearest planet
Right now on the BBC news site, Mercury should not exist, and scientists cant understand why it does.
CP Grey did a good video on this The second mostest closest is still not Venus! If I put a link BP will hide, so just do a YouTube search.
Venus' day is longer than its year. Venus takes 243 Earth days to rotate on its axis (its day), and 225 Earth days to orbit the sun (its year). While this is interesting in and of itself, it also means that the terms we use to measure time are only accurate on Earth. An hour on Venus is a completely different length of time than an hour on Earth.
There used to be blue people in the US.
Seems like the sort of thing they should’ve taught us in history class.
The Blue Fugates of Kentucky. Genetic anomaly that affected how oxygen was processed and resulted in cyanosis. In this case it was due to inbreeding, but can also be caused by benzene exposure
People who study them are called cyantologists. I'll get my coat...
Load More Replies...I've read that in Irish, Black people are called "Blue" because "the black man" is a synonym for the Devil.
I think there is one living family member who is slightly tinged Blue
Tumbleweeds are not native to North America. They are invasive.
First one I ever saw was when I visited the Salt Lake City, Utah area. Turns out they will surround your home in a windstorm, pile up so high you can't see out the windows
Rats arent either, they are native to Central Asia and even didnt come to Europe until much later in history. Rats are an invasive species in most of the world
I’ve had to explain to so many people online (why do I bother?) that they are not a British native species and outcompete our indigenous animals.
Load More Replies...There are some years when they barely grow and others where the US gets invaded by them, and cities have to collect them from gutters and streets to keep traffic moving.
A tumbleweed once got stuck on the front bumper of my car while I was at a red light. I put my hazard lights on, and got out to remove it. I was very worried the people behind me would be upset, because the light turned green while I was doing it, but nobody honked at me, at least. This was while I was living in San Diego and we had a "Santa Ana winds" event.
I’m trying to picture this. How do you bring a tumbleweed into the country? 🤷🏽♀️
My personal favorite: you'll find more genetic diversity in a room full of 50 chimpanzees than in the entire human species.
The entire continent of Africa has far more genetic diversity among humans than the rest of the world. For example, a Chinese and a Swede have much more similar genes as compared to say, a Rwandan and a South African
Which South African? The one descended from Nguni (Zulu, Xhosa, Ndebele, Swazi), Sotho-Tswana (Pedi, Sotho, Tswana), Tsonga, and Venda, alongside the indigenous Khoisan people (San & Khoikhoi)? Or the ones descended from Portugal? Spain? Holland?
Load More Replies...The most genetic diversity is always found in the area where a species first evolved. If that species then spreads from that area, each wave of migration is effectively a genetic bottleneck, because all the resulting offspring of those migrants have a much smaller genetic pool to procreate with.
Transmutation
It's what scientists do with supercolliders, basically. A substudy of nuclear chemistry.
In my area (linguistics), the idea that languages can't be correct or incorrect. We grow up in such policed language environments in school that we normalise this entirely.
"Correct" language is quite literally what people want it to be, same with "incorrect" or "bad" language.
Except for the word “literally” which is used incorrectly 93% of the time and makes me so angry. Now get off my lawn, literally!
Hopefully, people will pay attention. (The preceding sentence is offered so my pet peeve can get equal time.)
Load More Replies...That's why I cringe when I hear people smugly say "Big Ben is the name of the bell, not the tower." The bell was never officially called Big Ben either. Officially it's called the Great Bell. Big Ben was a nickname that gradually came to also mean the tower and if everyone calls it that, then that's what it's name becomes.
There are a few regular commenters on this site who need to internalise this fact.
I saw a quote that basically said people accept that language changes, but generally don't accept the changes that happen within their own lifetime.
And in recent times many local 'dialects' which used to be thought of as 'bad' have been accepted as being distinct languages in their own right. Examples include Scots, about as similar to English as Swedish is to Norwegian, mostly mutually understandable but with its own distinct vocabulary and grammar. Also the variatins of German spoken across Switzerland.
I saw a dissertation using dialect drift models to explain regional variation in coleslaw recipes in the southern US. The language-based model almost perfectly described the culinary regional differences.
Load More Replies...Most of the time "correctness" is the way upper classes speak, while most of the changes and new vocabulary tend to appear in lower classes and younger speakers. There's no right or wrong, most of the time it's just plain snobbery
Also, most language innovation comes from young women (from an episode of Word of Mouth with Michael Rosen)
Load More Replies...Unfortunately, this is now true, but William Sapphire would have a thing or two to say about it. I’m 76 and honestly it just bugs me. Like “spoonfuls” instead of “spoonsful.” It’s the d**n spoon that is full! Or how about “doing good” instead of “doing well”? Or “he wanted it so bad” instead of “badly”. ARGGGH
Sharks existed on Earth long before trees did.
The bible is a load of cr@p! If we all came from Adam and Eve then how did their 3 sons reproduce? The only higher powers than us are the rich who seem to just get enough people to put them in a position of power over everyone else. Governments, monarchies and all rich and powerful should be abolished and let everyone live the way we were meant to, not the way we are told by profiteering, self loving a holes!!!
Because it isnt literal its a poem. What Moses did was distil Egyptian myth into something less silly. Remember his audience, uneducated shepherds, farmers and fishermen. Its not for you
Load More Replies...Sorry to break it to you, the Bible has been edited. Context changes literal definitions over time. There was no written language when the world was born. The Bible was never meant to be 100% literal (or we would be stoning remarried divorcees). Christians don't even follow the Bible as one of the commandments is no graven images, that includes crosses and statues.
Load More Replies...A woodpeckers tongue wraps around its skull.
I'm glad they left off the 'factoid' that usually gets attatched to this about the tongue 'cushioning the brain'. That was debunked years ago.
"The old man the boat"
That is a perfectly grammatically correct and complete sentence. They're called garden path sentences and are plays on how we typically encounter words and our biases in how we interpret them.
If you want a crazy one: "The rat the cat the dog bit chased escaped."
That is a perfectly grammatically correct and complete sentence.
the second one makes sense, but could someone explain the first one?
Rubbish. They're examples where a case-inflected language like German could make sense, it would give a different ending for direct and indirect objects, for example, but in English we need the word order to give a grammatically correct meaning; the second one can be inferred from the particular verbs used, dog chased cat, cat but rat, rat escaped, but is in no way grammatically clear.
There are more ways to shuffle a standard deck of cards than there are atoms in the solar system. By a lot. It’s not even remotely close.
With our current classification methods, either: Birds are reptiles, or Crocodiles are not reptiles, as they share a common ancestor more recently than everything else we normally consider a reptile, also the whole birds are dinosaurs and dinosaurs were reptiles.
There may be a point here but my language parser just let out sparks and smoke so I'm going to go put the kettle on instead of trying to figure this mess out.
The word "dinosaur" means "terrible lizard". Birds aren't lizards. T. rex wasn't a lizard either. We need to stop calling everything "lizards".
Correct. Lounge lizards are mammals, even though they behave like reptiles.
Load More Replies...Birds are not dinosaurs or came from dinosaurs. Birds were created a whole separate species from dinosaurs.
A full head of healthy Human hair has enough tensile strength to lift and support a full grown elephant.
Mythbusters tested this 👍🏼 But don't go lifting poor innocent elephants with your hair, your scalp will tear off and it will traumatize the elephant 😅
I just told my hair that it could theoretically lift an elephant. It was thrilled.
That a woman's skin when wet has a higher coefficient of friction than a man's. And not by a small margin.
Some sort of slimy lounge lizard then
Load More Replies...Ummm. I would like to see that study, because if true that would mean different genetic races have different coefficients too. I know some people who have water rolling off them while others soak it up like sponges.
If you push your tongue to the roof of your mouth and hold it there, you can substantially reduce the pain from sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia, and enjoy ice cream again.
I don't get ice cream headaches myself, but if someone could tell me how to stop my gag reflex I'd be eternally grateful
How do you solve the sensitive teeth problem? Biting ice cream is probably the sharpest pain I’ve ever experienced.
For me personally, flossing every single night and using sensodyne toothpaste lowered my sensitivity by a significant amount. Like beforehand if my mouth was open when caught by a cool breeze my teeth would hurt. Now I can swish water straight from the tap before waiting for the water to heat up first. Got to do the flossing bit, though. Sensodyne only does so much!
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It's possible to turn Peanut Butter into a diamond.
Pffft, But Turning a diamond into peanut butter. Now that would be something
Imagine that. Thst would be the most expensive jar of satay sauce ever
Load More Replies...I can be turned into a diamond after d3ath, with my cremains used to make a diamond.
I guess there is a thing on tik tok or one of these platforms show how it is done. Mythbusters tested this out and proved it wrong. So, no you cannot turn peanut butter into diamonds. Otherwise everyone would be doing this and creating diamonds.
Is that why the engraving on my wedding ring says, "Made in a facility that may process nuts?"
Light is both a particle and a wave, and one or the other when you look at it. Something like that .
Not about ‘when’ you look at it, it’s about *how* you look at it. Light behaves like a wave during phenomena such as interference (it’s how you get pretty colours in puddles near the gas station) and it behaves like a particle during the photoelectric effect (the ejection of photoelectrons after a metal of certain work function gets irradiated with a certain frequency of light, this also applies for things like glow in the dark stars). Hell, even matter behaves like waves but the degree of uncertainty eventually becomes miniscule once you scale up to macro size. The DeBroglie wavelenghts for electrons are orders of magnitude greater for electrons than for say, cars
I remember our physics teacher in high school had us figure out what our personal wavelength was
Load More Replies...It's not one of the other *when* you look at it, it's one or the other depending on *how* you look at it. Google "wave-particle duality".
Also waves are not actually up and down, they move in a spiral, but if you cross section it you get a wave, which is how instruments show it.
The way this is always described is so misleading. The most accurate way to explain it is that photons are neither particles nor waves, but a third kind of entity that manifests properties of particles and/or waves depending upon how it’s observed or measured.
Ellen Gilchrist wrote a book of short “Light Can Be Both Wave and Particle.” Maybe irrelevant to this point, but it was still a great book.
If you were able to fold a piece of paper in half 103 times, it would be thicker than the known universe.
The world record, I believe, is 12 folds. But seven is the accepted number. Feel free to try. 😉
Load More Replies...Would it be just a stack of atoms at that point? Or even smaller than that?
It depends how thick it was in the first place. It could have been a theoretical piece of paper one planck length thick.
Most people stop working due to declining health or death, not financial security or advanced age. Retirement is abnormal.
I am determined to win the lottery and retire. I took a week off and today is the first day back 😢
So, don't save for a maybe, and spend now while I can still enjoy it? Check.
And yet completely true if we look at it on a global scale. Of the 8 billion people on this planet, how many live in a country with a set retirement age and state pension?
Load More Replies...I retired a few years ago and I’m in my 50s. It’s possible with diligence. I see my kids making more than I did when I was in their age (20s) and they don’t/won’t save. I was pretty poor and had to work to put myself through college. I’m on my 5th ever car and can afford to shop and go out, but I simply have learned to focus on what I need and love to cook. My husband is like me but he chooses to work because he likes it and he made a commitment.
Nice for you. Ive worked 2-4 jobs my entire life starting at 14 and at 45, I now own a car that is less than 4 yr old, and live with my parents because I cant afford rent and housing, and banks wont give me loans because I buy everything outright rather than getting loans. I even have my own business, and I am a decade away from saving enough for even a down payment on a house. Yet my FIL retired at 55 because he got retirement programs that ended before I was even born, that no longer exist.
Load More Replies...Earth’s atmosphere goes past the moon.
Yes and no. The Moon has its own separate atmosphere that is densest at midday and vanishes at night. It's more correct to say that the Sun's atmosphere extends past the Moon. The Sun's atmosphere at the Moon is denser than the Earth's atmosphere at the Moon.
There is no defined ‘end point’ to the atmosphere, it just keeps going and gets hazier and hazier until it becomes really hard to determine if it’s finished or still ongoing
Not enough to support a plane, which is not the same thing als "no air"
Load More Replies...I read somewhere that there's enough distance between the earth and the moon to fit all the other planets. Even including Jupiter, which is wild, considering how big Jupiter is. But not including Pluto. Poor Pluto. Left out of everything these days.
I think I've seen that, too, but it's only true sometimes. The diameters of the eight (remaining) planets add up to just over 244,000 miles. The distance between earth and the moon varies through the moon's orbit, ranging from about 225,000 to 252,000 miles. The distance would be too short fore more than half of the moon's orbit.
Load More Replies...The Sun accounts for 98% of the mass of the solar system. All the planets in the solar system can fit into the Sun 600 times.
The are others more surprising. Jupiter doesn't orbit the Sun, the two orbit a common centre of gravity that isn't within the Sun.
Oh, that's a cool fact I'm going to read about! Thank you!
Load More Replies...Ambiguous at best. Looking at Jupiter, you can fit a thousand of them into the Sun if you consider the stuff that the planet is made of by volume (and since it's a gas giant...). However by planetary size, you're only going to get about 16 of them across the diameter of the Sun. This is the equivalent of saying you can fit a Ferrari into the back of an average European hatchback and neglecting to mention the word "crushed" that would make it momentarily possible (until the axles and suspension both noped out of the experiment).
While mass and volume don't have any kind of fixed mathematical relationship, the mention of "mass" still means that this is very definitely not about diameters alone. As a practical matter the sun's diameter is 10 times Jupiter's diameter. Volume of a sphere is a function of the cube of the radius, so the sun's volume is close to 1000 times the volume of Jupiter. Drop in 600 Jupiters and you've only used 60% of the space.
Load More Replies...As a population, the people of the USA average less than 2 arms.
So THAT is why y'all insist on having the right to additional arms. Now it makes sense.
Bah! Just another person trying to claim 'Murican exceptionalism. The population of the ENTIRE WORLD averages less than two arms per person.
I offer this for consideration: as a population, the people of the USA average more than 1 skeleton
And less than 2 legs, less than 2 eyes, less than 2 ears...........
The entire planet consists of individuals with less than 2 arms on average.
“Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is a grammatically correct English sentence.
I just this moment realized I don't know all of the meanings of the word "buffalo".
“Buffalo”, adjective meaning “from the city of Buffalo, New York”; “buffalo”, noun referencing the American bison; and “buffalo”, verb meaning “confuse”. Those three are the only meanings you need. “Bison from Buffalo who are confused by other bison from Buffalo also confuse other bison from Buffalo.”
Load More Replies...My favourite, talking about a fish and chip shop sign. "He noticed that the gaps between Fish and and and and and Chips were not equal."
Smith and Jones were trying to persuade Brown whether a sentence should have "had" or "had had". Smith, where Jones had had "had", had had "had had"; "had had" had had Brown's approval. Now you'll find "had" is just a sound and makes no sense as a word :)
Load More Replies...If you're stuck: Buffalo buffalo that Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
Whales have hands.
You share 50% of your DNA with bananas.
Not 'similar genes.' Literally half your genetic code is the same as a banana's.
We're all fruit. Existence is a joke.
Flat out wrong. It isn't 50% or whatever. Our genetic expression is extremely complicated, billions of sequences, and roughly 2% of it is coding DNA (the majority 98% may or may not serve purposes, we don't really know yet). Of that 2%, a little over half have a correspondence with similar genes in a banana, making an exact match about 40% of the time. So, at best, about 1% of our DNA matches a little under half the time. We actually have more in common with fungi (but not by much, similar numbers) and it's because back when it was the early days of multicellular organisms floating in the ocean, one of them is basically the granddaddy of all life on earth.
The statement did not qualify with working or non working DNA, so I don't know what you're on about.
Load More Replies...Not a bizarre fact, but a fact I am excited about and want to share nonetheless. Idris Elba has been awarded a Knighthood in the King's New Year Honours list for his charity work with young people. Arise, Sir Idris. ⚔️
I know a bizarre fact: One major difference between the sexes is, if a man says 'Smell this' it usually smells bad.
It's also a fact that when a man comes out of the bathroom and says "Hey hon, come look at this! I think I set a new record!", you probably do NOT want to go see.
Load More Replies...I love that so many BP commenters are super smart and funny. I always learn things when I read the comments! (And often chuckle out loud.)
Well they said Dt was a r****d and people thought he was smart. Looks Like r****d wins
So, I started taking cod liver oil supplements about 2 months ago, even after I learned that I was unlikely to see any benefit for at least 3 to 4 months. My knees are more user friendly, my toes and fingers dont seize up like they used to. Is the supplement working because it's working, or because I think it's working? Either which way, if it's working because I think it is, or because it actually is, either way is fine if I can cut my toe nails easily once more.
All the science has been done. All facts have been learned.
Load More Replies...Not a bizarre fact, but a fact I am excited about and want to share nonetheless. Idris Elba has been awarded a Knighthood in the King's New Year Honours list for his charity work with young people. Arise, Sir Idris. ⚔️
I know a bizarre fact: One major difference between the sexes is, if a man says 'Smell this' it usually smells bad.
It's also a fact that when a man comes out of the bathroom and says "Hey hon, come look at this! I think I set a new record!", you probably do NOT want to go see.
Load More Replies...I love that so many BP commenters are super smart and funny. I always learn things when I read the comments! (And often chuckle out loud.)
Well they said Dt was a r****d and people thought he was smart. Looks Like r****d wins
So, I started taking cod liver oil supplements about 2 months ago, even after I learned that I was unlikely to see any benefit for at least 3 to 4 months. My knees are more user friendly, my toes and fingers dont seize up like they used to. Is the supplement working because it's working, or because I think it's working? Either which way, if it's working because I think it is, or because it actually is, either way is fine if I can cut my toe nails easily once more.
All the science has been done. All facts have been learned.
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