40 Hilarious Restaurant Reviews And Replies, As Shared On ‘Takeaway Trauma’ (New Pics)

“the customer is always right in matter of taste.” is the full quote

Maybe. We don't know which side is telling the truth, or even if either side is. And honestly, if the food was that late and they kept giving me inaccurate times with no apology three times I'd be pretty pissed off too. Assuming the first call is at say 10 minutes late it'd be polite, at 20ish minutes the second call would be polite but terse. By the third one at 40 minutes it'd be "just give me an f***ing refund and keep the food". edit: side note: We used to have a pizza place near us that was super popular and as a result super busy and their times were really slow. But they always tried to be good about their estimates right up front. "It's gonna be at least an hour before you get your pizza is that ok?" No complaints because they managed customer expectations. No "It'll be ready in 20" but then being 40 minutes late.

……I still side with the restaurant workers lol

And it's June it didn't just started, people was out picking up their own food by this time. Plus I was pregnant and I never had food late. Sometimes the order would be coming from a place that's 40 mins from my home and still my food was on time and hot.

You can give someone 100 good experiences and most people won't say a word. The 1 time when it isn't perfect is when they start typing.

To be fair they moved to a new area so they probably went to a chain restaurant and there was another in a different location now closer to them. So they’re probably just criticizing the new one.

Google "Pizzaland"

The "owner/manager" needs to go back to school to learn how to spell.

or. to keep *him* warm...

It was delivered to their home. It says the husband fell over in the customer’s own doorway, and their delivery driver helped him back up.

I think it’s supposed to be “Naan” like the flatbread

I think it's not that rare that owners do that, there is a cardiologist in my area that replies to online reviews and everyone who leaves a bad review (that are actually very valid, I was at his office once too) gets a reply claiming they harassed his staff and other patients.

I once had a boss who would threaten every bad review with a lawsuit for defamation. Most would take down their review, pushing his shop up to 4 out of 5 stars.

That was my thought as well

Maybe, but I don't think it'd be this

I think it's a lot more than just possible.

Right. How would they know that was the same person even if it were true.

My thought, too

You mean the moisture of it! I can’t wait to use an Americanized version of that one, as it’s hilarious! 😆 (My only other such useful simile is “I’m as dry as a popcorn fart.”)