50 Times People Were So Oddly Specific, They Sounded Suspicious

100% I would watch this!

That is an awesome plan

I did not see it going there.. I was thinking swap places so they all return the right car to right place, but they all insist they are the same person who left with it.

I promise gracelynns mom has a live laugh love sign.

Why would every woman fear late marriage? There's plenty who would applaud being able to marry at an age of their choosing instead of quite young. Then there's plenty who don't want to marry at all. I'll stick to checking for snakes, thank you.

Tf? We suddenly started playing Fallout when I wasn’t looking? Where’s my adorable canine companion and my power armour dammit!

Poor Brian. But I'm thinking maybe he deserved it?

I do this

He does tho-

Gordon Ramsey does both. At once.

If you're really desperate, and the "one last drink before you go?" didn't work, leave the room and change into nightwear and return to the room and say "oh well, we're off to bed now."

In an already slightly moldy tub of yoghurt, sitting in the back of the fridge. But in view, only half obscured by a vaguely orange tupperware with some cheese and half a tomato in it, and maybe an almost empty jar of pickles. Stick your hand in there, agent Smith.

Forget astrological signs, tell me your childhood compulsive behaviour foreshadowing lifelong hangups. Mine was never being able to use video game powerups because I might regret not having them later.

Sushi rat = Ratshimi

Jeremy "Son of Lar"

Neighbour keeps hens and a rooster. Henhouse is next to a street light. Light makes the rooster crow, day and night. Roosters only last a year or so before they die of exhaustion.....We are currently in the no rooster phase - yay.

AITA for laughing at this? :D

And maybe Ed Sheeran hears about the incident and writes a song dedicated to you!

I did something similar to prank one of my friends, but it was broccoli. She still talks about it, and has no idea it was me. I'll never tell.

me too! I am in an inn, there are shadowy figures everywhere. my flagon is full and my horse is being tended to...

My cat brought in a baby bird once, and I rescued it from the feline terrorist and nursed it back to health. I put it into a pizza box and named it Pizza.Two days later I released it back into the wild, and watched from the patio as a crow came and carried it away. But I knew the crows in the trees had babies. I was heartbroken but... that's nature. I am still unsure how I feel about that. Moral dilemma.

This is an American thing. Try telling someone how they can decorate their home or garden that they own in the UK and you won't get very far. You'd be laughed out of court.

Reminds me of the time I asked my supervisor to give me all my remaining holiday time just to get away from a toxic workplace as soon and for as long as possible. My first day back supervisor gives me a hearty "So you're relaxed and refreshed now that you're back after your break." no doubt expecting an enthusiastic eager beaver response. I just look him straight in eye and said deadpan "I'm back."

Can actually confirm

I'm willing to bet that no one is walking down the interstate right now, completely nude except for a pair of buttless chaps, with green Jell-O smeared all over their body, holding a live chicken in one hand and a copy of the 1974, week 42 TV Guide in the other.

Actually that is a fair point. Why do mobile games want access to photo galleries and camera on your phone?

Why would you want to fight them off? Why not just accept what we all know to be true and bow down to our feline overlords? Pet some of the cats while you're down there.

That is now a life goal for me. I didn't have any before. Thank you for this.

Louder for the guys in the back

I'm 64. I've been going through that phase for 61 years.

Sorry... 🤣

You can just say sorry use the one that looks like this : |

ME and my husband all the way

Thank you, I heard they dug my hole up but I hid the body deeper so thanks to you I'm not in jail for murdering the president of Malaysia

I-... I'm kinda blushing rn.

No. I feel like a disappointed English teacher. And like a NORMAL person, I make that duck face and look disappointed, like a student just tried to tell me the real narrative of an over-annotated classic. Duh.

I've told this story before, so forgive me if you've heard it already: had a friend give me her mom's recipe for Coca-Cola cake, then got ticked off when I gave the "secret family recipe" to friends. 1) she never told me it was a secret prior to me giving it out; 2) I bought a cookbook of bake sale recipes a couple decades later, and guess what was in it, almost verbatim?

Jack Black has strong cool uncle energy

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I honestlly think this should be one of the plane rules now.

In my city, right on my block, we have Old Nessa. She is a lovely old lady who quietly drinks in the same spot every afternoon for about three hours. She knows everyone and every piece of gossip. If you want any gossip, give her a cigarette and she'll tell you everything. She is very kind. [Edit: Old Nessa is not homeless. She goes out for a few hours every day to get away from her boyfriend, who she constantly complains about. She's 76yrs old and has a toyboy 20yrs younger. Go Nessa!]

Omg that’s 100% true. In Olney Maryland we the “Walking Guy”. I’ve been seeing him walk miles and miles ever since the mid 90’s. Usually wearing high cut, almost booty shorts and his fluff of red/blond hair has become an icon https://mocoshow.com/blog/the-olney-walking-guyrunning-man-html/

We have a guy in our city who wears bunny ears all year round. He's everywhere...from one end of town to the other and anywhere in between. Bunny Ears Guy. He spends a lot of time in different McDonalds around town or at the mall food court playing Chess on one of those electronic chessboards.

So true. We have a guy that looks like Jimmie Hendrix but dresses like a pirate. All leather, big hat with feathers. He stands on street corners playing air guitar for tips.

The college town I went to had St Cloud Superman. Just a dude in a Superman costume who stood on the street corner with his hands on his hips watching over the town. The town I now live in has a dude we call Micro Mini Pimp. Tiny little guy who always has a gaggle of ladies with him.

In brussels we kept seeing this guy on a bycicle, always with a different huge stuffed animal on the back: the coca cola polarbear, the pink panter,... one time he was sitting on a Bench with one of his bears, blowing bubbles

We have the Big Issue guy who always wears fancy dress. He's such an awesome bloke they got him to switch on the Christmas Lights last year

Hahaha we always had "patches" in my town. Old guy mostly homeless but nice dude always had a pair of jeans that he would continually patch for years and years. He eventually got a new pair a few years back but he will always be patches to this town and I still see him walking around from time to time. I'm in my 30s and he's been patches since before I was born.

We had an Empress in my town, she passed before i was born but i heard about how extravagantly she dressed and when some teens asked her whats the time she pulled out a whole alarm clock from her handbag

in my city we have uncle sam. He sits on the corner by walmart and directs traffic while playing guitar, while carrying an american flag, whilst wearing a mandolorian helmet. His favorite hobby is jumping out of nowhere and scaring people

we have Crazy Captain American ... a Veteran who is completely naked with an American Flag as his cape

We’ve got the old hippy/Hare Krishna/possible Osho follower. He makes weird noises in the morning and smells of very old pot. All good, he’s a nice bloke. ✌️