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The dreaded Tinder bio. Or, as we like to call it, the bane of your online dating experience. Its duty is to show off your personality without making you sound like an overconfident douchebag.

And if you’re like us, you’ve been pulling your hair out trying to come up with a funny bio that is creative enough to stand out from the crowd. It all adds up to one big headache that makes you want to throw your phone against the wall.

That said, you’ve probably noticed that most Tinder profiles are empty or full of cliches. That’s no surprise, though. People tend to lean on familiar tropes when writing about themselves. But then, swipe after swipe, your eyes finally catch on to something different — a profile that is just as funny and interesting as that sexy human it belongs to.

That’s what we’re talking about today. Tinder has a reputation as a hookup app, but trust us when we say it’s also an incredible source of pure comedy. The Tinderverse is full of clever people with beautiful faces who are all trying to do the same thing: get noticed, and some have done it incredibly well. So we engaged in a swiping marathon and found what we’re sure are the best Tinder bios ever.

These bios are so good they will put yours to shame. There’s probably no copyright on them, so feel free to blatantly steal these examples of dating profiles for yourself, take some rizz lines, and go find some lovely people. Or just use them as inspiration to create your own, you lazy bum. Enjoy!

#1

Family Dinners Hit Different

“Threesome? No thanks… If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I’d have dinner with my parents.”

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    #2

    Mannequin Vibes Only

    “I like long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the highness wears off and I realize I’m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy’s parking lot.”

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    #3

    I’m More Universal Than You Thought

    "Last time I was someone’s type I was donating blood."

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    #4

    Peak confidence energy

    "If you're looking for a bad boy, look no further. I'm bad at everything."

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    #5

    Relationship goals: duet edition

    “The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergalicious and it’s at the part where she says, ‘I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness, he’s my witness,’ I can point to him and he’ll do the little, ‘wooOOH’ part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it’s stressful because right after the wooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think.”

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    #6

    Priorities, Always Straight

    “I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him if he’s going to eat the rest of that pizza.”

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    #7

    Humble and Hunny

    “Two reasons to date me: 1. Because you’d be the good-looking one 2. Please.”

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    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, i could use this, and no One could acuse me of lying.

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    #8

    At Least I’m Consistent

    “If you can’t handle me at my worst, then leave because I don’t have a best. I’m always awful.”

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to meet up? We can hold hands and exchange self deprecating comments?

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    #9

    Well, that sank quickly

    "Titanic. ...Sorry, that was a horrible ice breaker."

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    #10

    Chef of my own love story

    “Current relationship status: Made dinner for two. Ate both.”

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    #11

    Definitely not your average bio

    “About: English Terrible comedian 6ft – perfect big spoon Uncle Good cook Animal Lover Winner of a beauty contest in Monopoly Owner of car Good whistler Gym goer Spider killer Disney World regular Best hair where I work Two dogs in a human costume Reviews: 5 Stars: ‘A perfect gentleman’ – Anonymous Tinder woman 5 Stars: ‘Made 50 Shades of Grey seem as tame as the Teletubbies’ – Anonymous Tinder woman 1 Star: ‘Stop asking me for a review you weirdo’ – Anonymous Tinder woman 5 Stars: ‘So sweet’ – Mark’s mum.”

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only review I believe is the one from Mark's mum.

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    #12

    Shower Concerts Need Backup Vocalists

    “Professional bathroom singer. Seeking a duet partner.”

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    #13

    Just a Regular Guy with Pizza and Dogs

    “Hello Ladies, Look at the last guy you matched, now back to me, now back to the last guy you matched, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me but if he stopped leaving his bio blank and had better pictures, he could be like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on Tinder with the man of your dreams. What’s in your hand, back to me. I have it. It’s a pizza with your favorite toppings on it. Look again, the pizza is now your favorite dog. Anything’s possible when you match me on Tinder.”

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    K W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solid sense of humor. Makes me wonder how old the guy is since the ads this is based on were at least a decade ago. Unless I've missed new ones.

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    #14

    Save me from another mom-themed party

    “For the love of God, someone please date me so I can stop taking my mom to costume parties.”

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd gladly take my mom to costume parties, she'll do all the interacting while I stand in a corner on my phone with her constantly saying "you can't just stand in the corner on your phone".

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    #15

    Mood: Self-Defense Meets Social Anxiety

    “I always keep a loaded gun on my nightstand in the event of an intruder, so I can shoot myself to avoid meeting new people.”

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    #16

    History’s worst leak, but make it vintage

    "On the topic of nude photos I'd like to remind you of a little story; In 1912 a girl had a nude photo drawn in a sketch book by a random guy that no one's ever heard of. The drawing gets locked in a safe, on a boat. The boat sinks. And her nude photo still ends up on TV 84 years later. So no, I will not be sending nudes. No one is safe."

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Draw me like one of your French girls!

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    #17

    Cute Threat Level: Expert

    “On our first date, I will carve our initials into a tree. It’s the most romantic way of letting you know I have a knife.”

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    #18

    Plot Twist: Tamagotchis > Dates

    "Married. Couple of kids. Looking for some side action. Just kidding. Single. 3 Tamagotchis. Looking for someone to take to family events so they’ll stop thinking something’s wrong with me.”

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    AVGucky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, i married such a guy for only that reason - but HE told me too late but kept saying it was "love" for a few years while refusing to share leisure with me. So I couldn't cancel the wedding but had to go through the divorce. 😖 Saying this in a dating profile, however, is funny!

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    #19

    Dating Profile or Comic Book Pitch?

    “I’m looking for a girl who is super mean. She also has to be really clingy and jealous. I prefer women who talk a lot about their ex and a love for da bootyliciousness. In my free time, I like to take off my shirt and take selfies. I’m super in shape thanks to my strict diet of Mountain Dew and Twizzlers. We’re a Twizzler family, Red Vines have no place in my home. I work nights fighting crime. I’m not saying I’m Batman but I am saying no one has seen the Riddler in Austin, Texas.”

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drink Mt Dew like most people drink coffee. Twizzlers, especially the cherry nibs are bomb. Red Vines should be illegal. I don’t fight crime, but I deal with the aftermath (work in a juvenile prison). I don’t wear a bra or pants when I’m home, but have never felt the urge to take selfies; however, I’m great at clicking a button if you’d like to get a new angle of yourself. If you’d prefer me mean, clingy, jealous, and emotionally unstable all I’d have to do would be to stop taking my meds. And oddly, not a single word of this is false. Maybe someone should get me this guy’s number?

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    #20

    Still waiting for that unicorn, huh?

    "If you’re looking for someone with common sense, patience, and intelligence… Keep looking."

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, you had me at 'someone'

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    #21

    Love me, I’m desperate

    “Just doing this because my girlfriend did. She said it doesn’t mean anything. Message the hell out of me.”

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    #22

    Next-level spooky vibes

    “I don’t have nightmares, I create them.”

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    #23

    Pets Know Best, Honestly

    "Not looking for anything serious… but if my dog likes you then maybe we could give it a try."

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    #24

    One-trick pasta pony energy

    "Pros: Great at making pasta. Cons: Can only make pasta."

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta find someone who can make a great meatball and sauce.

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    #25

    Flexin’ for the Paw-sitive Vibes

    “Gonna get tattoos of dogs on my arms and then get really buff so when I am a fly cutie I can be like, ‘Excuse me but do you know where a vet is because I’ve got some SICK PUPPIES?’ and then I’ll flex so hard my shirt sleeves rip and they’ll blown away by my arms, my devotion to dogs and my sense of humor.”

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    #26

    The Deal’s Not Perfect, But It’s Real

    "Pros and cons of dating me: Pro: you won’t be single. Con: you’ll be dating me."

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    #27

    When life gives lemons, blame puppies

    “Sometimes life hands you lemons that are worth two in the bush, I like puppies.”

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bird in hand doesn’t judge a book by its lemonade. Cats.

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    #28

    Forever a kid, even in aisle five

    “I still ride on the back of shopping carts when I shop.”

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    #29

    Surprisingly Relatable Flaws

    "Pro: not afraid of spiders Con: afraid of moths Pro: can cook Con: will try to get you to do the dishes Pro: can probably out-drink you Con: probably actually can't but will try anyways Pro: really cuddly Con: lacks personal space when asleep Pro: loves animals Con: may steal your pets Pro: has a good sense of humor Con: none. I'm funny"

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    #30

    Age is just a number, flowers are eternal

    “Don’t judge me on my age. I just want a guy to buy me flowers, send me a million cute texts and call me mine. I’ll make you food so wife me up.”

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    #31

    Mood forever changed

    “I never use this sober.”

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    #32

    Old-fashioned charm hits different

    “Don’t ask me to ‘send some pics’. Take me out on a date, buy me some food and try to get me naked at the end like a real gentleman.”

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    #33

    Vibes Over Vows

    “Let’s be honest; I’m on Tinder and my first picture is of me in a bikini. I’m not looking for a relationship or a friend.”

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    #34

    Friendship or plumbing? Same energy.

    “I’m on Tinder to make friends the same way I’m on naughty internet side to see the plumber repair the sink.”

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    #35

    Aim Low, Win Big

    “I’m banking on your standards being a lot lower than mine.”

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    #36

    The Ultimate Messaging Flex

    “I message first. Every single time. You won’t beat me.”

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    #37

    Plot twist: I plan ahead

    ''If you’re looking for someone who is spontaneous, look elsewhere. I need at least 2 weeks notice."

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    #38

    Time-Traveling with Tunes

    “80s music brings me back to good times like when I wasn’t alive.”

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    #39

    Flexibility Level: Avoiding Tuesdays

    “I asked my yoga teacher if she could teach me to do the splits, she said, ‘How flexible are you?’ I said, ‘I can’t do Tuesdays.”

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    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ba dum tsssss ( if this was a woman, instante swipe right )

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    #40

    Spy-Level Flexing, Low-Key Reality Check

    “I am a rocket scientist. I’ve appeared on the cover of GQ – twice. And after mastering Italian, I became an international super spy. Right now, I’m yachting my way across the Caribbean, stealing top-secret information, and sipping Mai Tais… shaken, not stirred. Okay, fine. I exaggerated *just* a smidge. But I do like a good Mai Tai and I got a B+ in my 5th grade science class. Message me for more straight talk and I’ll send you FB links, photos of science fair trophies and much MUCH more…”

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do have some medals from a sports day I attended. Got a 99 on my Form 3 Physics exam too.

    #41

    Choose your cringe level wisely

    “Hit me up with 1 for a cheesy pickup line, 2 for a dad joke.”

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    #42

    Welcome to the Maze of Swedish Meatballs

    "I once got lost in IKEA for two hours."

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    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lolol, i got Lost in the Colombo Shopping Center in Lisboa, any its a f*****g circle.

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    #43

    Plot twist: I was texting you back

    “So here’s how this will go: We’ll exchange punny pick up lines I’ll make small talk, you will mention the puppy Pretty sure it’ll get flirty Eventually, you’ll send me your number Risking it all, I ask you out and you say yes I wasn’t expecting to get this far Good chance we’ll get drunk at a party or bar Hey wanna choose what happens next? Then go and read the first letter of each line.”

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    CaptainJoe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said "wipe right" for a second there

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    #44

    Date night vibes: nailed or nah?

    “My perfect date? I pick you up at 8 for half-priced apps at the Bees. We get there to find out half-price doesn’t start until 9. You offer to wait but I say it’s fine. We get our food. I say you look pretty. ‘What?’ I say I’m kinda chilly. You agree. I offer to go to the movies but you are tired/have to do laundry. I take you home and awkwardly hug you in your driveway. I go home and Tweet about finding true love. I get two favorites and a reply calling me crazy. The perfect date.”

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He lost me at the Bees. The rest is actually adorable fumbling social skills.

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    #45

    Starting adulthood with a gentle nudge

    “I’m here because I’m too lazy to find my soulmate and my mom said that I’m getting old.”

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    #46

    Lost but make it fashion

    "Warning: I have a terrible sense of direction, so chances are you’ll be lost forever if you come with me."

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    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, i can relate to that, i got Lost in a 2 storie building once, and again in a circular building ( shopping center )

    #47

    Forced to Date, Thanks Mom

    "I’m not really into dating, but my mother said I have to at least try it once before she dies."

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too late for me there. (Was that too dark? Sorry).

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    #48

    Master of life\'s little wins

    "Notable Life Achievements: - Can cook amazing instant noodles - Semi-professional bathroom singer - Has never been in jail before (except when playing Monopoly)"

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    #49

    Upgrade Your Swipe Game

    “Carolina V 2.0 Tinder Edition updates: – minor bug fixes – improved selection algorithm – new pictures (bikini pic added) – performance enhancements: summer tan – multilingual support.”

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    #50

    Gas goals, honestly

    “I’m not the type of girl you have to hold in farts for but rather the type of girl you want to hold in farts for.”

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    #51

    Priority check: beer vs. bae

    “Looking for a guy who will pick me over beer.”

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    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, i joke about my apearance, and my defects, but not even i would say that, thats not funny, that just sad.

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    #52

    Almost too charming to handle

    “73% gentleman. 27% rogue.”

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it adds up to a 100, good enough for me.

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    #53

    Fast Food Feud IRL

    “I’ll be Burger King and you’ll be McDonald’s, I’ll have it my way and you’ll be loving it.”

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    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, that would be a left swipe for me, way to cocky and not really that funny.

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    #54

    Mood: Low-Key Honesty

    “I can’t wait to disappoint you intimately.”

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you expect bad, you won't be disappointed.

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    #55

    Adulting Level: Expert Unlocked

    "I have a credit score of 800 and can fold a fitted sheet, next question."

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    Natalie H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who folds fitted sheets? Just fold the top sheet neatly, then wad the f*ing annoying-to-fold fitted sheet up and stuff it inside the folded sheet, and Voila! It looks folded. Things are never as they seem…😈

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    #56

    Not even pretending otherwise

    “I’m just going to answer the question for you: yes, they are real.”

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, they are real!!! *Holds up genuine Pokemon Cards* What kind of monster would use fake these??? XP

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    #57

    Brace Yourself, It’s a Wild Ride

    “I’m a highly motivated, controlling, narcissistic jerk with bad grammar… Good luck.”

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    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this could be my profile, bu7t he forgot the megamaniacal.

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    #58

    Innocent Until Proven Otherwise

    “Kinda girl you would take home to your mom but would blow you on the way there.”

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    #59

    Peak dedication or death wish?

    “I’d like to cover you in peanut butter and see how much I could lick off before my peanut butter allergy killed me.”

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    TheAquarius1978
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if i die, it will be a happy death.

    #60

    No refunds, just weird rules

    “Things you need to know about me. First off, if we go out, you’re paying. Not just for me but for my wife if she shows up. And she’s a drinker. If I’m interested, I’ll place my underpants on the table. Fold them in three and place them in your handbag. Return them washed and we will consummate passionately. I dislike women who aren’t shallow. A plus if you wear my mom’s perfume and fit perfectly in the void she left. I’m 6 feat & 4 inches. Those are 2 measurements.”

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are two measurements! Ha!

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    #61

    When Flexing Turns Basic

    “Gym selfies. So many gym selfies. Shirtless gym selfies, cut-off tee gym selfies, pull-my-shirt-up gym selfies, mid-workout gym selfies. Just gym selfies.”

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    #62

    Wait, I Thought I Was Done Reading

    “This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.”

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every word is true. How did he know? Wizard!!

    #63

    Plot Twist: Attraction Incoming

    "Warning: I may cause inappropriate thoughts and feelings of attraction in women and men alike. Proceed with caution."

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    samuel the (???)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my human, i cannot even see you while looking at this page- ☠

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    #64

    Sliding into lifelong commitments like it’s no big deal

    "If we match, we’re getting married, right?"

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    #65

    Challenge accepted, but brace yourself

    “Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. I’m hoping to be a sore loser.”

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    #66

    Challenge accepted, burger king

    “If you can eat more McDonald’s cheeseburgers than me then I’ll please you."

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    #67

    Low-Key Dreaming of 80s Vibes

    “I just want some 80’s movie romance. That’s it. I swear I’m not that hard to please. Just be John Cusack outside my window with a boombox.”

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    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, i'v done similar s**t to an old ex, and She never apreciated.

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    #68

    Dessert Failure? I’m the Backup Plan

    “I’ll make you dessert; if you don’t like it, there is always me.”

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    #69

    Plot Twist: Government-Level Betrayal

    “I work for the government so you know I’ll screw you hard.”

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    #70

    Plot Twist: Still Married in My Head

    “You could be my future ex-wife.”

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    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's from 1995 ( Jurassic Park, Ian Malcolm, line in the car when he's talking to the blond botanist, i forgot her name )

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    #71

    Not Asking for a Lot, Just Fairness

    “Everyone deserves a chance, so do I.”

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    #72

    Well, that escalated quickly

    “I’m counting on your standards being lower than mine. A simple synopsis of myself: – Daddy issues – Rapidly declining self-esteem – Overly possessive and jealous – Drama queen – Gold-digger.”

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    FlatEarf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's look at the positives -Won't have to worry about parents -Low standards -Protective -You never have to make a fuss over anything she will -Your financially stable

    #73

    Whiskey Girl Just Leveled Up

    “There’s red wine girls and white wine girls. Say hi to the whiskey girl.”

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    #74

    Brainy or bust, no exceptions

    “Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence. Because if she doesn’t have that, she’s mine.”

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    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude just reminded me of my coworker lol.

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    #75

    Plot twist: Searching for the parental units

    “Honestly, I’m just here looking for my parents. They disappeared one night a few years ago and I heard I might be able to find them here. Please contact me if you have any pertinent information.”

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    #76

    Friend Zone: Activation Mode

    “I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.”

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    #77

    This Bio Is Bananas

    “Likes: climbing trees, bananas, grooming, finding bugs. Hit me up if you wanna ‘hang’ out. I don’t monkey around.”

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    #78

    Adulting Takes Weird Turns

    ”I’m 26. I live with my grandparents but that will hopefully change soon.”

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either it is very dark or once again I overdosed on the internets

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    #79

    Brainpower Loading, Please Wait

    “500 characters isn’t really enough to demonstrate my wit and intelligence so just look at my banging cleavage for now.”

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    #80

    Brains on paper, chaos in chat

    “Carefully written, fact-checked essay in the streets, unmoderated comments section in the sheets.”

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    #81

    Winning Hearts, Sparking Side Eyes

    “Your parents will love me but your neighbors won’t.”

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    samuel the (???)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are you a professional upstairs neighbor?

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    #82

    Short but savage energy

    “I’m all of like two feet tall. Hope you like sarcasm and being insulted. If you’re wondering why I’m so funny, it’s because I used to be fat.”

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    #83

    Swipe right for pawsitivity

    “I’m the puppy. You can also find me on Sniffr (it’s like Tinder but for dogs).”

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    #84

    Dating: The Ultimate Pizza Roll Trap

    “Sooo you’re looking for ‘the one’ huh? You’ll find him… but you’ll be so horny when you do that you’ll get with him on the first date, he will lose interest, the sweet texts will stop and you’ll be all alone with your pizza rolls swiping left and right again while he dates someone who’s challenging enough to keep his interest for longer than a weekend.”

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So am I supposed to get all my horny out with you then? I mean, you’d be willing to do me that favor? How gracious of you!

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    #85

    Well, There Goes My Dating Life

    "Girls love dogs and I'm allergic, so there's really no hope for me."

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    #86

    Breakfast’s better with company

    "How do you like your eggs in the morning? I like mine with someone special."

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    #87

    Old-School Love Hacks

    “Our relationship should be like a Nintendo 64–classic, fun to spend hours with and every issue easily fixed by blowing on it then shoving it back in.”

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    #88

    Plot twist: coffee’s the real deal-breaker

    “Recently broke up with my girlfriend because she didn’t like how I take my coffee. I like my coffee the same way I like my women. Without other people’s organs in it.”

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    #89

    Plot twist: bed wins first place

    “Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.”

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    #90

    Seriously, where is she?

    “I’m actually looking for the one girl who dislikes to laugh and hates good music. Bonus points if you dislike the outdoors. If I ever find myself face to face with a Tinder then I’m likely in trouble so drop the camera and GET HELP! I’m 6’1 so please be taller than me in heels.”

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    #91

    Love that survives dinosaur nuggets and distractions

    “You got to marry someone you know you’d still be down to get with in the laundry room real quick while the kids are downstairs watching The Lion King and ten minutes left till the dinosaur nuggets are ready to come out of the oven.”

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    #92

    Modern voicemail mood: Instant ghosting

    “Leave a message after the beep.”

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    #93

    Oops, That Was Intentional

    “I don’t make mistakes, I just date them.”

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    samuel the (???)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't know if that is an insult to other people or not...

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    #94

    Dating Me: Debate Club Edition

    "My last three relationships didn’t end well because of my passion for politics and the fact that I’m always right about everything."

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who think they know everything really annoy those of us that do.

    #95

    Honestly, Where Do I Sign Up?

    “Reasons to swipe right and wife me… 1. Provide pleasure whenever requested 2. I love cleaning 3. I can cook meals fit for your dietary needs 4. Don’t ask questions unless ‘Are you hungry?’ or, ‘Can I sit on it?’ 5. When you’re out with mates, I won’t call or text unless it’s dirty selfies or dinner requests 6. I’ll wake you up by lovemaking 7. My no. 1 priority is your happiness and well-being 8. Only speak when spoken to Swipe right.”

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    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea lol for that i would buy a silicone doll, its cheaper on the long Run, and the behavior is preety much the same, ( swipe left )

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    #96

    Built-In Tall Friend Vibes

    “Taller than you in heels. Love positive people, quirks, good wine, Italian food, tense movies, live music, decadence. Open to most things but let’s start with a casual date.”

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one’s not meant to be funny. This person is genuinely describing themselves. Hope he finds a match.

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    #97

    Keeping it casual, one year at a time

    “Looking for someone to grow old with… one night older.”

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tinder. Making you feel a year older, one swipe at a time.

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    #98

    No more waiting, spill it now

    “If you’re waiting for an opportune moment to talk to me… now is it.”

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    #99

    Bad days but still tasty

    "I’m like pizza: even when I’m bad, I’m still pretty good."

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    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Na, i had eaten pizza that was not just bad, it was actually s**t.

    #100

    Unexpected priorities, but okay

    "I’m not looking for anything serious. But if you want to have a baby with me, I’m totally down for that."

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    #101

    Well, That Got Awkward Fast

    “I have no emotional attachment to intercourse.”

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    #102

    Accidentally Crushing It Since Midnight

    “If you like protein shakes and getting caught at the gym, if you’re not into CrossFit, if you have half a brain, if you like making gains at midnight, while curling in the squat rack, I’m the love that you’ve looked for, message me and be swole m8.”

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    samuel the (???)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i got 1/4 of a brain and i do the WHOLE opposite of exercise

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    #103

    Broke But Still Playing

    “I can’t afford a toy, so here we are.”

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I buy you Legos/Hot Wheels and you get off Tinder...?

    #104

    Talk’s trash, so is the rest

    “If our conversations don’t bang, neither will our bodies.”

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    #105

    Bold moves only

    “You look like my next mistake.”

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    #106

    Self-Aware and Still Winning

    “I’ve got fake breasts and a fake personality. But who cares because let’s be honest, you’re gonna swipe right cos I’m fit.”

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    #107

    Shortcut to Grandma’s House

    “You can use me to get to my mom.”

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    #108

    Because toxic control is the ultimate flex

    “I’ll have your friends hating me while I control every aspect of your life. What are you waiting for?”

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    #109

    Mind games and backflips, obviously

    “2nd year psychology student, so I’ll get in your head before giving you head. Love partying and outdoorsy stuff. Gymnast, so I’m flexible (draw your own conclusions).”

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So straight up offers head then plays coy with draw your conclusions?

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    #110

    Low-key Threat or Just Flirting?

    “I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a relationship. I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long 'career'. Skills that make me a dream for people like you. If you swipe left now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you swipe right, I will match with you, I will flirt with you and I will sleep with you.”

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    #111

    Plot Twist: Emotions Are Snacks

    “I’ve learned that men have two emotions: hungry and horny… If I see you without firmness, I’ll make you a sandwich.”

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    #112

    Commitment over chaos, obviously

    “Hi, I’m here for a boring time. I’m looking for a long-term relationship, probably involving a lot of hard work and hardly any intercourse. I’m emotional, stubborn and always right. I like to pick the movies and if you don’t let me, I’ll tell everyone you beat me.”

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that escalated a bit at the end…

    #113

    Big vibes, small package energy

    “Medium-small pee-pee. Extra-large personality.”

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    #114

    Biggest fan of hot startups

    “I have an AMD graphics card, so you can say I’m used to things getting hot quickly. I’ll definitely get you to POST.”

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    #115

    I did not see that coming

    “One like you have never had before.”

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    #116

    Professional Snuggler, No Refunds

    “I’m [Your Name] and I cuddle at a level that should require a paid subscription.”

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    #117

    Plot Twist: Still Waiting on You

    “I am a little freaky at times… but no one has stepped up to the plate to explore that side of me.”

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    #118

    Goals I Didn’t Know I Had

    “I hope your day is as nice as my booty.”

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    #119

    Emotionally Overloading in 3 Acts

    “You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll climax.”

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    #120

    Plot Twist: Plant-Based But Person-Based Too

    "I’m a vegan, but I’ll make an exception for you…"

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    #121

    Commitment? Hard pass.

    "I’m allergic to commitment so don’t get too attached."

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    #122

    Adulting Level: Half Unlocked

    “I’m grown but not grown, grown. Which means I know how to ride a man but I’m still not sure how taxes work.”

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    #123

    Budgeting for royalty isn’t in my price range

    “If you want a bimbo, give me $2; if you want a queen, you’ve come to the wrong place.”

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    #124

    Not Your Average Fantasy Fulfillment

    “Just your typical docile, subservient oriental girl wanting to help quell a white boy’s yellow fever.”

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    #125

    This Ain’t a Dating Site, Buddy

    “It’s Tinder, let’s be real, you just want my breasts.”

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily. It's hard not to be freaked out when you just get the breasts without the owner attached.

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    #126

    Confidence with a side of menace

    “My nickname is Gillette because I’m the best a man can get. Also, I will cut you.”

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    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea you just Gave me, a " ill scratsh your car and make a Scandal at your workplace " vibe.... No thanks

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    #127

    Farm Life Goals: Making Room for One More

    “I keep 300 heifers satisfied every day, looking to make that 301.”

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    #128

    Royal vibes, no filter

    “I’ll treat you like a Disney princess on the streets and a naughty princess between the sheets.”

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    #129

    Plot twist: age is just a recommendation

    “Don’t know why Tinder thinks I’m 18. I’m actually 30.”

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    #130

    Arm candy auditions open!

    “Seeking someone who looks good on the arm to take to social events!”

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    #131

    No memory, but very committed

    "I once got so drunk, that I woke up on a boat wearing only my underwear and a pair of handcuffs."

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    #132

    Famous Lookalike, Budget Edition

    "People say I look like Shia LaBeouf, but without the talent or money."

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    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully widout the violento tendêncies as well lol.

    #133

    Boldest Way to Say “Maybe”

    “If you’re good, I’ll send nudes.”

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    #134

    Finally, a plot twist I stan

    "Swipe right for a hero!”

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suddenly, We Don't Need Another Hero by Tina Turner comes to mind (Yes, I'm that old XP)

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    #135

    Silent agreements are power moves

    “If you say nothing that means it’s a yes.”

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    #136

    Boundaries Worth Keeping

    “Two things I don’t screw with: rattlesnakes and condoms.”

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    #137

    A gourmet nightmare in the making

    “Let’s recreate The Human Centipede and sew your mouth to my opening. PS. all I eat is mozzarella sticks, Doritos and weenie.”

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