50 Sibling Rivalry Tweets That Everyone With A Brother Or Sister May Find Familiar

When our mom was dying, she called each of the five of us for a talk. She told each of us "You were my favorite - but don't tell the others!" She knew damn well that we all would and left the world enjoying her last prank.

My mother would say to my brother "you're my favourite little boy" it used to drive him beyond irritated. I got her back for him last year, I bought her a birthday card saying "you're one of my favourite parents"

Connor ftw!

Go Connor.

Burn Baby, Burn.

god i remember being young and innocent

Medically impossible

She's not wrong

And she's absolutely correct.

The cat already owns everything

As a kid I'd tell my sister to punch me back twice as hard so she wouldn't tell my parents. Sometimes she'd punch me back twice as hard and then proceed to tell the parents anyway.

Sigh, I'm here also.

My oldest brother shot my younger sister in the hand with a BB Gun. He was scared he was going to be in big trouble with my Dad so he told her to shoot him in the butt with the same BB Gun! She did. So they were EVEN!😆

Present.

The cat loves me most, for several reasons: The treats are in my room. The brush is in my room. I’ve never trapped him in a sleeping bag and swung it around. I’m the one who always gives him the tuna juice left in the can.

I can solve this - I LOVE THE CAT MORE.

If you want the diving board, you imagine it to be there. If you don't, you don't.

Dam

Funny thing is I can't give my sister a kidney not even same blood type

That or buy another one

If it's a reward that they get to use it, then they will compete to clean. Be still my heart...

As an only child raising a set of sisters (3.5yrs apart) I used to think I was doing something wrong because they'd go through phases where they fought over every. STUPID. LITTLE. THING. I eventually married a youngest brother and found out no, all that is normal, and as long as there's no need for a hospital it's fine.

Yep

But who started the argument about starting arguments when they were agruing about who would start the argument?

Yep, definitely had a lot of arguments like this with my 7 siblings. I'd feel sorry for my parents but they're the idiots that had 8 kids back to back, what did they think would happen?

I made my kids stop and name something they loved about their sibling. That drove them to stop before I stopped it. They are very close (which was exactly my goal as my mother always allowed my siblings to attack me physically and verbally and we're estranged as adults). I'm glad I didn't do that bs to my kids.

Ah gee thanks got a nice quiet mother's day

Me, me and again me. I am the best anti-mosquito device you will ever find. They will bite me and leave you alone.

Mosquitos like type O. So if one kid has type O and the other doesn't, that kid tastes better (in theory. I'm an A and I get eaten alive).

I'm glad *that* is the method they're using to find out!

I started using OFF on our evening walks and now my husband can't figure out why the mosquitoes suddenly like him so much.

I've always said my sister is the best mosquito protection for me, because if we are together they all flock to her (poor dear).

Plus that's just mean.