There are lots of things in the world we have to look out for. The "Dumb Ways" song laid it out for us pretty clearly more than 10 years ago. Yet, the Internet seems to find new dangers we should be aware of every other week. This time, we’re featuring submissions from people about the times they messed around and found out. One person online asked: “What, due to experience, do you know not to [mess] with?” And people came prepared with all sorts of stories and practical wisdom, from never engaging in road rage and never bothering a sleeping person to taking good care of your eyes.
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People, in general.
People. What a bunch of bastards.
We're not. I mean, we're not *good*. But if you take a bunch of chimps and put them in a city like NYC, it would be gone real fast. They'd all just have killed each other. We have an outsized influence because there are a lot of us, but we're actually quite peaceful compared to, say, chimps.
Load More Replies...You know why people are a-holes? Because we let them get away with it.
as my father said "son,you know the problem with arseholes? .... everybody's got one"
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Iguanas. This happened about 25 years ago on a rare cold South Florida morning. My dad (big guy, with a soft spot for animals) found a "frozen" one in our backyard, and decided to bring it inside (in a closed off room) to warm up so that our dogs didn't get to it while it was offline. As soon as that thing warmed up, it was like a bat out of hell! Teeth, nails, and tail whipping cut him up pretty good. Eventually got it out with a broom, and all my dad muttered was "ungrateful bastard" lol
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Alright this comment is getting more traction than I anticipated! Yes, I am aware that iguanas are an invasive species in FL. I am not aware if 25 years ago, if they were deemed as big of a threat as they are now and/or if that was as common knowledge back then.
What I DO know is that my dad took it as an opportunity to instill fascination and curiosity in me as a young child. He was able to safely show me it's spines and talons, and explain that reptiles are cold-blooded and what that meant. Even more than the mini science lesson, he showed me compassion for living things. Especially as a young child, I think I would have walked away with a very different impression if he just killed it. Would that have been the right thing to do? Maybe. But I think the happy memory and lessons I learned that day were more important than a single iguana being let free.
Yes! I'd say kudos to dad on his compassion for said lizard and for the hands-on (not literally, necessarily) lesson he gave you about it.
I mean iguana! Dang, BP! Include an edit feature for the mobile app!
Load More Replies...Iguanas are very intelligent lizards and can be tamed and befriended, but if they are pissed off, they can be really savage. Their teeth are small but sharp and their claws sharp but not that powerful. It's the tail you have to watch out for. It can really mess you up.
Yep. When the temperature drops in Florida, you have to watch for "offline" iguanas falling out of the trees.
I wrote an Iguana Love Song (Donna Don't Wanna) https://youtu.be/jfPpGIwWSDg?si=4WMUeCOpWpnUt89I
Not all invasive species belong indoors, but bringing them indoors takes them out of the wild. There are people who catch invasive birds to keep.
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Men who say all their exes are crazy.
Reminds me of something my Grandpa told me a few times. "If you meet an azzhole in the morning, you meet an azzhole. If you meet azzholes all day, you're the azzhole."
My dad says something similar. "To you that person is a problem. To them, the entire WORLD is the problem."
Load More Replies...The same applies to every gender. If a person claims all their exes are crazy, either this person is dysfunctional and chooses the wrong people, or she/he is the problem. Relationships can go wrong or simply not work, but if every partner was terribly abusive/crazy/narcissist/etc... you should go to therapy, because YOU definitely have a problem.
Yeah, i definitely have the problem.. i always arrive when all the good partners are already taken and only toxic single people is all that is left
Load More Replies...I've come to realise that I'm the problem for the majority of the time,my interpersonal and social soft skills can be sometimes a bit hit or miss,high functioning autism (Asperger's, though no excuse to work harder on myself)really has it's issues, something I'm continually endeavouring to improve,it's sometimes difficult to accept but accept it I must as once told "for someone so intelligent you really are stupid at times" yes,yes I am 😏😁
Fellow aspie here, just sharing the fact that I've had that comment numerous times aswell!
Load More Replies...None of my exes have been crazy. I was crazy to stick with them as long as I did.
Intuition. If something feels wrong stop. It doesn't matter if it's stepping out onto a snow-covered slope, pulling up to a sketchy gas station, or putting too small of a piece of wood in a table router, listen when your brain tells you "This is a bad idea.".
Anxiety and OCD here. Sometimes you just have to do the opposite of what your "intuition" tells you because it's actually the anxiety trying to keep your world small and "safe".
Load More Replies...I often have brain farts and while my brain screams "Don't do this" my body continues to do the task like a happy little camper. That way I once grabbed the seething hot gas stove cover 🤦🏻♀️
Like voting for a presidential candidate that's been found guilty of multiple crimes.
Not finishing antibiotics. Just because you feel better doesn't mean you stop taking them.
Nurse here. Always complete prescribed course. If you decide not to finish, dispose of them. Please do not leave them for later - v. bad idea. Also to those with dental pain - I know it is unbearable (I have been there too many times), but please do not take "32 Paracetamol, 32 ibuprofen, I found some morphine, grannies I think, aunt Jenny's codeine, and "Oh, I took an antibiotic (Just the one) as this may also get rid of the pain!" Me - "And did this help, well no!" Sorry but you need to go to A&E immediately to treat your substantial overdose before any dentist will even consider you for the dental pain.
But dental pain is soooooo painful. I recently tripped and landed on my face and needed antibiotics for a tooth injury. I only took pain killers I was prescribed and the maximum allowed daily dose, but the seven days it takes for antibiotics to kick in is agony.
Load More Replies...It may have only suppressed the infectionWhen you stop early. Then when it comes back it's more resistant to the antibiotics.
Almost a month ago dh wanted me to give him the last few/ several of my amoxicillin caplets when he decided I should be done after 4 emergency extractions. Like, 4-5 days, idk. I said I didn't feel it was gone and took them all. Never heard anything more about it, surprisingly(yet?).
Seriously? I didn't think there could be anyone who would not know about this, seems I was wrong. You finish the course because there may be some residue of the bacteria which is taking longer for it to kill, and if it survives this then has a very good chance of developing into a strain that can be resistant to that drüg. Antibiotic-resistant bacteria of types that cause serious illnesses are a growing problem across the world
Load More Replies...I have a jacked up kidney that had me on antibiotics all the way through my 20's. Things have gotten much better, but for a very long time I had developed such a high tolerance/resistance for most antibiotics my Doctors had to go to damn near nuclear options for a simple sinus/respiratory infection. That's also one of the reasons I had such a hard time when I was hospitalized for pneumonia and covid and almost died. I rarely take antibiotics anymore unless there is absolutely no other option, just to try and hit a reset on my body. The REALLY f****d up part is since I've had cancer and so much chemotherapy it's extremely easy to get sick because my immune system is shot to hell.
Guidelines have changed recently and taking antibiotics for 3-5 days instead of 7-10 is actually ok in many cases. But your doc should be the one to tell you that
The dentist prescribed me a five day course (4 pills a day). When I collected it from the pharmacy she phoned to confirm because it’s usually 3 pills a day for a longer time. Dentists give a shorter and stronger course.
Load More Replies...That's one of the reasons for new antibiotic resistant bacterial strains. The most common reason, Drs handing out antibiotics on demand even when the knew it was a virus they were dealing with.
Or you can end up having Anaphylaxis Reactions to every single commonly prescribed antibiotic. My situation is so bad I don't receive antibiotics unless my life is in danger.
Seatbelts.
Attended a friend’s funeral. He was riding the back seat and didn’t wear his seatbelt during a roadtrip, the driver was sleepy and hit a divider, the car spun out and he was flung out. He died during the ambulance ride, only 19 years old.
First thing I do when I get into any vehicle is to buckle up.
And there is literally no reason not to do it. There might be a couple of people with phobias concerning restriction, but apart from that, it really shouldn't bother you.
Unfortunately, seatbelts don't work very well with large breasts. That's not enough reason not to use them, but it would still help if someone were to redesign the seatbelt.
Load More Replies...I grew up in rural Alberta, Canada, and the number of people I went to school with who died because they weren't wearing seatbelts... In farm country people actually deride people who use seatbelts. It's always been a conservative thing because on farms you get in and out of vehicles a lot. That has translated into modern anti-woke ideology and it makes me sad that people die for dumb s**t political reasons...
Yes there’s a tiny percentage who die due to being trapped by their seatbelt but that percentage is so statistically insignificant that it’s not a valid argument for not wearing one. You get in my car, you wear a seatbelt, no arguments, no compromise. You can always walk, I’m comfortable with you walking.
In some countries they even sell special plugs for the seat belt socket, so that the car would shut up about "buckling up". . Because it's apparently easier to buy and plug this piece of trash than to actually buckle up
seatbelt is not an option and not only for driver, for every damn passenger even on the backseat
It's so automatic to buckle up that I think I'd feel half-dressed if I didn't do it.
Fanatical born again Christians.
any religious person as soon as they start talking about their religion unprompted.
The worst abuse I got during my divorce was from so called Christians , they can all GTFO
Weird that especially evangelicans disregards the teachings of Martin Luther, the father of reformation, by intervening in politics or other peoples lifes. He said religion is only between you and god and nothing else.
I don't mean any disrespect, but those people are insufferable. My ex married the woman he cheated on me with, then waited for her divorce to become final, and then they"found Jesus". . Yeah, right. 😡
What's your definition of "fanatical?". I'm asking because I'm a BAC and so are many of my friends, not all! Those who aren't , I respect that they have the right to their belief system or lack of one. I still do street outsreaches, you'd be surprised at the number of people who stop and ask for prayer for someone or ask for you to pray over them. The Bible tells us to spread the "Good News".
With most of them you only have to see the crazed look in their eyes to know. That and the creepy soft voice.
When I was a teenager I started calling it the "youth group smile"
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Badgers.
they may look friend shaped and may also respond to psspsspss but no touchy cos they scratchy bitey.
Honey Badgers have Chuck Norris as a pet 🤣
Load More Replies...To "badger" someone is to annoy or harass them. This word was not chosen at random.
Also bother, pester, irritate, and beset
Load More Replies...The north American badger is even more dangerous than the European species. I've seen bears turn and run.
Never challenge a goose.
Geese and swans are frickin bloodthirsty maniacs, yet sharks and gators get all the bad rep - it's not fair
Statistically though, I'd be curious to see how many folks are killed by geese. 😆
Load More Replies...When my grandson was a toddler he saw a swan trying to reach some food which was just out of its reach. (Someone had thrown it and it landed outside of the water). Little grandson picked it up and held it towards the swan. Swan bit his arm and left a nasty scar. Swans are nasty bàstards. And yes, we were shouting “no” and rushing to grab the baby but he was as quick as a whippet.
Was walking on a coastal trail that just happened to be a nesting ground for geese. Couple of goslings started following me. I stopped to take a pic....and was then chased by their mother for a good 10 minutes.
The sea.
But it’s ok to tickle it every now and again, just be prepared to swim away quickly ok?
I've told you soft can-openers time and again. WET is bad!
The sea will always win if you're messing around. That's an advice i gave a lot to my childs
Nature in general. The wilderness, wild animals, the weather... all these things can kill you. Nature is no Disneyland.
Less dangerous than the sea, but dangerous nonetheless. Any amount of water bigger than a glass can kill you.
Load More Replies...100% I am absolutely terrified of the ocean. Not what's IN it...the vast blue that gets me. Absolutely induces panic in me thinking about it.
AMEN! SAY IT AGAIN, AMEN! Scared the living bejeezuzz out of me thinking about what could be below me!
Yeah, since I realised the reason I kept getting caught in rips was because I have to take my glasses off to swim, I haven't tried again!
Not listening to medical advice of a professional I am a nurse and have seen many people have horrible lives or deaths because they thought they were smarter.
Forget those nasty vaccines, try a coffee enema with some essential oils during a waning moon just like they said on Facebook 🤡
Facebook is literally the worst for randoms that think they know every disease and/or condition, and the best way to deal with them. The constant labeling of diagnosis towards people they don't know at all past a 10 second clip is obnoxious and ignorant.
Load More Replies...The sad part about that is that the "peers" are usually other Facebook or reddit MDs.
Load More Replies...Doctors killed my mother, so NOPE! You may have worked for a good doctor, but there are plenty of bad ones out there. Always do research and get a second opinion is things don't seem right!!!
Just don't forget to check the sources from where you get the "|second opinion". Not all "second opinions" are beneficial
Load More Replies...How can they think questioning the advice of a PROFESSIONAL IN THAT VERY LINE OF WORK is a good idea???
Welp I had a woman doctor tell me that tubal litigation is only a 1 in 5 chance of working. So I think I'll continue to challenge them if it's seems wrong.
In all fairness- the only times I've ever been taken serious by doctors was one wonderful OB and the ER doc who first assumed I was having a panic attack when I was wheeled into the ER unable to breathe. Wanted to send me on my way with breathing techniques until I was able to get out I was on birth control. Then, they listened- turned out, my lungs were filled with blood clots and was on death's door. Not having a panic attack. Spent years telling every doc I saw I was having severe migraines but kept getting told I was exaggerating the pain or just imagining it. Doctors need to listen to their patients in the first place and maybe then we'll listen to them.
Food poisoning. If you've ever had it for real, your personal food safety standards will rise significantly.
My husband had food poisoning from old shrimp he found in the fridge. Did he learn anything? No. I STILL have to tell him he shouldn't eat certain things or should wash his hands after handling raw meat or respect expiration dates for some foods. I honestly don't know how he made it to adulthood.
I bought a sandwich on a lunch break, when I was on a postgraduate course. Two hours later weakness and fatigue. Then v+d. Two days of suffering, I thought that I’d recovered. 25 years later, I still suffer from IBS that started from the salmonella poisoning: every day starts with at least an hour needing to be, at most, 30 seconds from a toilet. That was the most expensive sandwich I’ve ever eaten.
This is why I will no longer participate in pot luck lunches in my workplace. I see how people treat their food here in the office refrigerator, and can only imagine how they treat food at home. No thanks.
I got a terrible colon infection (stuff coming out both ends - had to go to the hospital) from eating purple-tinged calamari (I asked the waiters if it was normal for it to be purple but they just rolled their eyes at me). Now I can't eat ANY shellfish at all, and even certain types of fish are off-limits. Jimmy's Killer Prawns should be named Jimmy's Near-Fatal Prawns.
My food safety standards were already high but you can't say the same of everyone else, so I have in fact had food poisoning a few times. One memorable night I hit A&E and they decided to make we wait in the general waiting room until I threw up on the counter (unplanned) while arguing my case. Got my own room after that.
Living in Mexico for one year, amoebic dyssentery, 6 months of being ill..I wouldn't wish it on m worst enemy. I lived in the bathroom.
Agree. Had nasty poisoning from cheap tuna flakes can. Avoided everything with tuna some 3 years (or even more). I am very cautious regarding fish and seafood since.
There's getting 24-48 hr food poisoning, then there's real, life long effects from serious food poisoning. I went to a Subway in Billings Montana once and got food poisoning that caused severe pancreatitis. 10 years later I still get pains that shoot though the middle of my body and spine due to scarring from the food poisoning...
Narcissists.
You know, just because a guy likes holding his jaw, it doesn't mean he's a narcissist. Besides, it's not like he's orange.
Or a lying incompetent demented china pedophile potato puppet...
Load More Replies...You cannot win an argument with a Narcissist. 1. They enjoy arguing. 2. They have been quietly collecting information on you to find out all your weak points. 3. They will use them ruthlessly to push your buttons. 4. They will lie to your face or accuse you of something outrageous to provoke you. 5. They want you upset, it makes them feel powerful. 6. They won't stop until you are upset. 7. They won't stop until you attack them verbally or physically. 8. They immediately play the victim and make you feel you are the worst kind of c**t that ever existed. 9. They are never wrong, even if they say something utterly stupid, even if you have solid facts to back you up, they know they are wrong but they want you upset. 10. It's always someone else's fault they will never take responsibility for anything they have done. 11. They will not change, though they try and convince you they have, this is just another power play. Rinse and repeat. Your ONLY defence is to walk away and cut them off.
"A Narcissist's Prayer" by Danya Craig. That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did... You deserved it.
Load More Replies...the main problem is that we are all narcissist to some point, the most difficult part is to detect toxic people
There is a way to "win" with a narcissist, and I've done it twice: go on social media, and document everything neutrally that they've done, no editorializing, BUT give them a very disparaging, funny, mocking nickname. They can't win. If they speak out about what they did, the nickname sticks. If they complain about the nickname, you have all the evidence of wrong-doing. It shuts them up and shuts them down QUITE nicely. And then they leave, so WIN!
Narcissist - someone who fixes the discussion entirely on himself when we could be talking about me!
Seems to be a whole new crop of those that are entitled and totally self-absorbed
People in the middle of a road rage incident. It is amazing how a grown adult can absolutely lose their mind when inside a vehicle.
I’ve met plenty of kids who were more mature than their parent(s)
Load More Replies...Yes. At my old gym one of the personal trainers, nicest guy, got to work with him a few times, was involved in a road rage incident. Well, I should say he was a victim of, because he was minding his own business, walking on the sidewalk. Some road rage @$$hole drove up on the curb while chasing someone else in a vehicle, struck him. He lost the bottom half of one leg. Luckily lived. I saw him months later at a different gym, he had a prosthetic, he was working out and still crushing it. Amazing guy, just really unfortunate that happened to him. He didn't slow down tho!
People who suffer from road rage also suffer from grocery store rage, waiting in line rage and almost every other inconvenience rage you can think of.
This is why I have a rubber chicken in my car. If you get angry while driving, shout a bit and strangle the chicken. Get it out of your system. Then keep driving calmly.
I'd very much like to pull up at the traffic lights next to you 🤣
Load More Replies...People in general. I don’t understand feeling so entitled that what you want is more important than anybody else ever. And don’t even get me started on the whole “CuStOmEr Is AlWaYs RiGhT” attitude that seems to be taking over. Customers are a******s. They know it. You know it. Corporate knows it. But can’t lose that sale. That $15 is vital to the company surviving
I agree. And it extends far beyond retail. Yet here we are.
Load More Replies...Car companies encourage road raging in their advertising. Governments encourage road raging by not taking away licenses on the first offense. No driving for five years after yelling at pedestrians will get their attention.
Unfortunately, I did that once about 10 years ago. I'm sill embarrassed about it to this day. ☹️
Take care of your eyes (wear eye pro, mind what you’re doing, change contacts on time etc). A few years ago I got a small piece of metal in my eye. This became infected. Navy ships are nasty.
The infection was misdiagnosed three times. After four days everything seemed ok. On day five I woke up with my eye basically rotting from a rare bacterial infection. I was fortunate enough to keep the eye so I appear unaffected but my vision was permanently damaged. Long exposure to sunlight causes migraines if I don’t wear sunglasses. I’ve had to learn to do a lot of things in different ways. All around a life changing event.
Navy life in general is... sketchy. I got metal slivers in one eye, and have battled issues due to that for over 30 years now. Hearing issues. Back issues. Leg issues. It is a very tough and demanding field.
I don't know what machine she's working with in that picture, but she's giving it a chance to give her an instant haircut.
My ex got metal shavings in his eye. Refused to go to the ER for hours. Finally get him to go in and the Dr tells him that the eye has already started to heal around the metal sliver (apparently your eye is one of the fastest healing parts of your body) they get him set up in a room with the eye machine you see at the optometrist and the Dr uses a syringe needle to remove it from his eye. It was the craziest thing I've ever witnessed. The Dr had told him before hand if that didn't work they were going to have to use a Dremel tool and basically sand it out of his eye.
lost my right eye 40yrs ago, still have depth perception issues....look after your eyes kids
Still have my right eye but vision is weird at best. Depth perception sucks but it’s amazing what you can come to think of as normal
Load More Replies...Your eyes are so important! Not to say being blind is awful or anything. My aunt was blind, and I'm LEGALLY blind without glasses. If you like your sight and want to keep it, go to an eye doctor whenever you get the chance. Even those free checkups could save your sight. A doctor doing the free exam might find something like glaucoma. They can't cure it, but it can be slowed down and you can be prepared.
Years ago I had a drinking glass fall over on the counter and just crack in half. A tiny sliver of glass managed to find my left eye. I didn't feel or notice anything until a couple of days later when my eye started bothering me. It took me days to finally find an eye doctor who found the microscopic sliver and took it out. Instant relief. I wanted to kiss him I was so happy.
Also ears ...I'm experiencing hearing loss from standing too close to the speakers at rock concert...but BOY..they rocked
If you're traveling never f**k with the locals. I've seen people pick fights with one of the locals and 10 of his buddies came out from every shop around them.
Maybe don't pick fights in general. See someone about your need to compensate for your tiny manhood.
Whty the hell wou;d you go to another country and pick a fight woth the locals?? The worst place to do that would be Australia followed by Ireland! LOL!
Ahh yes, I recall a guy from Highschool who became a black belt in Kenpo Karate. While vacationing in Mexico he got very drunk and spouted off that he could and would whip anyones a$$ that wanted to challenge him. 10 locals took up his offer and he promptly received an A$$ beating he's never forgotten!
Don't act entitled with the locals in any capacity. Best case scenario, you'd be politely asked to leave. Worst case: arrested, beaten or death.
It's also likely that the local police won't help you, even if you were just defending yourself.
* People who believe they have nothing to lose. That could be a late-stage addict or your average teenager.
* Anyone with cauliflower ears.
I'm surprised BP didn't illustrate this one with an actual cauliflower
Speaking from painful experience, yes. Do not come between an addict and their goal. They will attack and, in my experience, try to kill you... Then, when it comes time for criminal charges, they will cry hard and play the addict card and get away with a couple weeks treatment and counselling for literal attempted murder. True story
When boxers ears get damaged from fighting and are described as looking like cauliflower
Load More Replies...Nah cauliflower ears can happen in sports like rugby. Pretty chill people usually since they already have a way to vent and spend their energy.
While you aren't wrong there, I tend to see it more often in MMA or boxing. My old MMA coach had a pretty gnarly cauliflower ear, but he was the nicest guy imaginable when he wasn't coaching/fighting.
Load More Replies...My 17 year old grandson has a cauliflower ear, he got it from wresting, (He's on his school wrestling team) and is s pretty good kid ❤️
yep, give them all a wide berth when they are agitated. Humans break easily
Don’t fight. You never know who’s carrying a knife or a gun until it’s too late. Life is not a fight scene in the movies, it’s 10X worse.
Our martial arts instructor also recommended running away as the first choice. If absolutely no choice and your life is in the balance do not punch someone in the jaw or head as it can break your hand. Punching them in the neck will kill them. So try the stomach. Unless the attacker is a body builder or a boxing fighter, they will have a weak abdomen. When they double over, run away!
Load More Replies...Real life fights are over in less than a minute and, unless you are a trained brawler, you won't see it coming. Movie fights are BS.
I know a guy who delivered exactly one blow in a street fight. Guy fall right on the curb and died on the spot. One of the many ways to loose a street fight.
Well, where I come from, you can be 99,9 % sure that none of the non-police ones are carrying a gun.
Oddly enough, where I live, in a very safe part of the world, many people will be carrying a knife. Not for use as a weapon, but it's perfectly normal for people to have a Swiss army knife in their handbag or pocket, or in a carrier on your belt.
Load More Replies...Off topic, but the photo looks like it was taken years ago in downtown Minneapolis, MN. Dayton's ceased to exist when it was rebranded as "Marshall Field's" in 2001. The Dayton-Hudson Corporation changed its name to Target Corporation in January, 2000.
Don’t f**k with someone sleeping, easy way to get beat up by the nicest person.
Wake someone by shaking their foot..further away from any punching fists
But then you are nearer from some kicking feet.
Load More Replies...My youngest brother was one of the nicest people, but not the easiest to wake up. He was threatened with a dishonorable discharge because the ranking officer tried to wake him up by shaking him, brother decked him not being fully awake. He was cleared because higher ups told officer he should know not to wake a soldier back from a military zone by putting his hands on him. Officer got written up.
I heard a story years ago where a man had returned from WW2 with PTSD ad his kid woke him up by jumping on the bed and the man broke his little kids jaw by reacting. Don’t know if it’s true but wouldn’t surprise me.
People who cook, deliver or serve your food.
20 years in the industry and I've never seen anyone do anything unsanitary to food as retaliation. Make it less delicious if you're rude? Absolutely. But nothing gross.
If you’re an entitled a*s trying to get your food for free or whatever, you can expect a less than stellar experience. You get what you give
also, whoever makes your drink. If you send it back, they might do something nasty to it when they take it back into the kitchen. Use your imagination, I am not getting graphic.
Payday loans.
When you only get paid once every two weeks because it saves your company on payroll processing and rent is due on the first of the month, this can be an easy trap to fall into.
We get paid once a month (France, and probably the rest of Europe too, as far as I can tell)
Load More Replies...I got myself into this situation really bad in my early 20s. In all the times I could've gotten a head in my finances I had to turn around and make a payment. I finally had to ask my parents to help me get out of it and make payments to them. Worst financial decision I ever made.
amen to that i made the mistake of doing this and go myself in more debt than I could handle it was my own stupid mistake. It didnt help that some of the companies will let you have multiple loans with them at one time.
Super high interest will make you keep paying on those debts the rest of your life. Pretty much.
I work in software support (payroll specialist) and can confirm in the UK, weekly, fortnightly (bi-weekly) and monthly are all common place. Weekly tends to be for manual, unskilled (loosely described) workers. Especially with zero hour contracts. Budgeting is a skill and even harder when there are more bills than money. Oh just remembered my sister is paid 4 weekly. Thirteen pay days a year but it does mean there are months when she's paid after the rent is due.
I get paid 4 weekly. I have a separate bills account for this reason as most bills are monthly and also means any money left in the account is mine to play with.
Load More Replies...I fell into that trap. It's saved me a few times but, yes, you can get stuck in that cycle way too easily.,
I'm suspicious of those and title loans. The state we live in there's a title loan business on practically every block... it's a very definition of predatory isn't it? do people ever get their title back?
Exactly! I severely dislike businesses that prey on the poor. Payday loans, title loans, collection agencies. There may sometimes be legitimate need for such things, but they don't have to charge so much, or be such anuses. Usury used to be a crime; great, but the end result was that poor people couldn't get credit at all.
Load More Replies...Legal loan sharks preying on people who need help just to get by, knowing they are just making it harder on them!!
UK here, always been paid monthly. I believe some restaurants pay their staff fortnightly (my nephew is a chef). You need to budget.
Construction sites.
They are one of the most dangerous places to be so you have to be paying attention all the time you are in site.
We mostly wear ‘em for insurance reasons, yep occasionally we bump our head on something but tbh it’s so my company will insure me, I wear all of my personal protective equipment and that way there’s no excuse for them to swerve paying out in the event of an accident. I’m in the cabin of a tough wagon, if you hit me it’s most likely you’ll hurt yourself, I’m still wearing hi-viz, steel boots, hard hat or bump cap, and all of my other bits and pieces.
Load More Replies...And please slow down and heed any flagger or caution signs. Grandpa, Dad, and l were in road construction. We lost friends to impatient drivers.
As a child, we had no sandboxes, so we played in the giant sand piles at construction sites.
We cats enjoy the sand, also.
Load More Replies...Yep...my job is delivering tools equipment etc to dozens of construction sites it's drummed into us before you exit your truck put on your hard hat look down look up look all around.It doesn't matter how many times I go to the same site something has always changed sites are always evolving
Electricity.
I don't want to sound condescending, but isn't it obvious? If you work with an electrical circuit, you should switch off the electricity. It's like, basic safety procedure, isn't it?
People usually don't have a voltage absence checker (vat), that's the only way to make sure your circuit isn't live. And most home switch can't be locked. Electrical safety is more than just cutting the power.
Load More Replies...It is not safe just because you unplugged it - there are capacitors to knock you on your a*s (YMMV)
Yes. A capacitor's job is to store energy. It will be happy to give up that energy through the body of any mortal foolish enough to put its fingers in the wrong place.
Load More Replies...I play guitar, I learned the hard way about tube amps and power transformers when I was 15 ⚡⚡⚡
I don't play guitar, but I've worked with vacuum tubes a little. Guitar amps (and radios, etc.) have a plate voltage of a few hundred volts. It's at low current, but still more than enough to kill you. Even a modest broadcast transmitter runs at maybe 4000 volts at a couple of amps. Caution is warranted.
Load More Replies...My dad was an electrician for over 30 years. His advice to me was to always hire a professional for any job that wasn't changing a lightbulb.
It matters what type of wire you use in projects too. Some wire can't handle the load. Who thinks of that?
Who thinks of that? Anyone who has any business building things!
Load More Replies...My boss thinks it's dumb, and my co-workers scoff when I say, "I don't work on live circuits".
That's why someone who doesn't lock out and tag out is so often referred to as "the deceased".
Load More Replies...Having a dad who is a (retired) master electrician, commercial and residential, I am fully aware of this.
Got shocked very badly at 4 years old, I still won't do some types of electrical work!
My house has aluminum wiring. I refuse to,let my husband try and fix things himself. Call a professional
Nature.
To many people think because they go camping and few times a year and shoot their gun from time to time that they can do whatever they want in the wild.
Nature only has one goal, to kill you and turn you into plant food. We spend millions of years to adapt and get away from nature. That doesn’t we somehow we have mastered nature or are immune to it. Respect it and take calculated risks when you’re out there by yourself.
Nature isn’t even trying to kill you. Your death will just be the byproduct of nature doing what it does, it has no specific reason or need for you to die right now, your death is inevitable anyway, it’s not even focussed on you, you are insignificant and nature will wait, you get to choose how long you survive but remember one slip, one moment of thoughtlessness and guess what, nature will get you.
TL;DR: Nature isn't AFTER us because it was get us in the end anyway. I sort of like that.
Load More Replies...Best one here. I get so sick of the 'mother nature loves you, tra la tra la' crowd. Nature is not your friend.
Imo gaia from greek mythology is the most accurate represemtation of nature. She is one twisted psycho.
Load More Replies...I was once stranded in the desert outside of Las Vegas for a few days and got the distinct impression that "everything here wants to kill me."
Nature is not a sentient being, you know. Nature is just nature and does what it does. That's all.
"Nature" is entirely a human concept, like justice, long division, or the infield fly rule.
Load More Replies...Nature doesn't have a goal. Stop anthropomorphizing something you don't understand. Learn skills, respect it, enjoy it, know how to react in situations that are dangerous and love nature. This nature phobia is what is feeding human's underlying acceptance of its ruination. God, stop acting like we are frightened toddlers.
Speak for yourself. I live in western Europe. Unless you climb a really high mountain you're fine.
The Alps are ridiculously beautiful. And you can travel internationally using ski lifts.
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Alcohol. I had my run of ten years drinking, had an epiphany that alcohol was killing me, and nearly five years later, those in my life who didn't quit drinking are starting to frequent the hospital.
Yup, alcohol is very effective at making you feel good, and feel less. It doesn't make you "forget" per say, it makes you disappear from yourself. Alcoholics aren't stupid, this solution IS good and effective. It just becomes the only one left. And that's the issue. That's why saying to people "alcohol/tobacco/drg is bad" usually doesn't work. Because it has an actual real good effect (especially if you develloped physical dependency). The best way out is to seek help (professional if possible), build habits and shape your environnement to make quitting bearable.
addiction is usually associated with unresolved underlaying issues, work out what those are and face them/make peace with yourself/come to terms then the battle is halfway there, easier said than done ? hell yeah it is, nobody is saying otherwise..and nicely said Bob
Load More Replies...My liver is currently telling me to get off the booze, but am struggling...
One of of the loveliest patients I ever took care of was a gentleman in his early 40's who died with cirrhosis of the liver, secondary to alcoholism. What a loss of such a nice guy. Shed tears over this one
Load More Replies...My husband has end stage cirrhosis from years of heavy drinking. It isn't pretty. If you struggle with alcohol, please get help.
There is no safe amount of alcohol to drink. People who say they are having just one are fooling themselves. You are quite literally giving yourself a dose of poison.
It can sneak up on you too. For decades I was a modest drinker, maybe one or two drinks every few months or special occasions. Then it was once a week with family dinners for a few years. Then, within a few months, I went to two to three every few nights. I gained 20lbs all in my belly and realized I was poisoning my liver. I cut back to just once in a while and attempted to limit myself to just one or two .. but it always turned to three or four. Now I just don’t keep it in the house. So far that works, but it’s a very slippery slope!
Whatever works for you, but the level of drinking you described is not "poisoning your liver", not unless you have an underlying medical problem. The weight gain was not a product of the alcohol itself, but presumably your overall calorie intake was higher because of what else was in your drinks, sugars and other carbs, or because you ate more at the same time.
Load More Replies...Aside from the obvious health issues, alcohol makes you do stupid stuff, most of which you will regret, if you even remember it.
That's precisely why alcoholics drink.. to be able to no remember stupidity or pain
Load More Replies...OK but, just because you can't/won't drink doesn't mean it is wrong for others
Had a few cocktails the other night. Took me three days to fully recover. Not worth it.
sad that people need alcohol or d***s to make them feel better, when all it is doing is killing them from the inside
Hydration.
Drink more water. Yes, you.
Hydrates you perfectly well. Sure, you may be getting too much caffeine (or sugar, whatever else you have in your coffee) but the idea that coffee dehydrates you is a myth.
Load More Replies...drink when thirsty no more no less, maybe more if sweating but your body will let you know you're thirsty... dangerous to fatal to over hydrate
This advice fails as you get older. It gets more and more difficult to gauge thirst and dehydration as you age. To test for dehydration, pinch the skin on the back of your hand. It should fallback into place right away. If it remains 'tented' for any length of time then you are dehydrated and need to drink. Some medications can also cause this problem.
Load More Replies...Nah, the whole hydration thing in the US is bogus. Drink normal amounts of liquids, no need to walk around with a bottle, big gulp, whatever, 24/7.
it's hard though because I don't feel the need to drink except in really extreme cases. It's so much harder to do it when you need to consciously infer 'Oh I haven't had like any water today, other people need to drink more than that, I have no reason to assume I am different from them in that way, therefore I should drink' and get no positive feedback (bodily I mean) for it than to just be thirsty and get a glass of water. And whenever people say stuff like 'drink when you're thirsty' I'm like 'but I'm only thirsty when it's really bad [like had like one sip of water and then went outside when it was really hot and ran around], if I drank when I was thirsty I wouldn't drink at all'. Edit: I do feel the need to drink it's just only when it's really bad, I forgot to clarify that.
Total misconception. The more you drink, the more electrolytes you p**s out. Be smart. Drink less, but consume more electrolytes.
There is such a thing as overhydration, but most people drink too little.
Load More Replies...All liquids excluding alcohol count towards hydration
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Garage door springs.
Do not walk under a garage door with a motorized opener while it is moving. Our repairman installed a new manual release cable. The door would go 3/4 the way up and suddenly come down like a guillotine. Turns out it was a freak thing. The manual lock release cable was routed in such a way as to get caught on the release lever and it would unlock the mechanism allowing the door to come crashing down.
When something sounds like a shotgun firing when they break, you really don't want to mess with it.
This happened to me years ago. I heard this noise in my garage while I was upstairs. Thank goodness no one was in the garage! We still haven't found the spring.
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Mine blew a couple years ago. Shook the whole house. Thank deity of choice that no one was in the garage at the time. They are scary powerful
Swans during mating season. Think about a goose on steroids and three times bigger. They've been know to chase down jet skis and knock the driver into the water for getting to close to their nests.
When I worked at a vet clinic, an animal control officer brought us a seriously injured swan for evaluation. It took the officer, myself, and two other techs to restrain that creature enough for the vet to be safe. The poor bird did end up having to be euthanized, but I immediately gained a massive amount of respect for swans; as well as a healthy amount of fear.
Sorry, I fought the Swan and won! I don't know what kind of networking they do, but having made a swan regret attacking me has caused EVERY Swan since then to give me a wide berth!
As we say in UK, a swan can break your arm. They all belong to the King by the way so no touchy.
a swan has never broken a person's arm,utter urban old wives tale.... their wing muscles produce the equivalent amount of pressure needed to break a person's arm...the wing bones are virtually hollow (to allow for sustained flight) and would break if they tried to break a person's arm
Load More Replies...Ez. Hold by one swan's neck and knock down every other swans with it's body. Or just throw them all away in a river one by one lol
The thermostat at my dad's house.
We never had a thermostat, but even so, Calvin & Hobbes taught me to never mess with one :D
I like subtropical. My husband likes blast freezer. Thermostat roulette was a thing in my house. And then we got a new thermostat and I hid the instruction book. He has a fan
Ooh, I think that was even in the very first episode of "Family Guy", so it's one of those immutable rules of the house I think
Are you cold? Yes. Are you blue? No. Wear a sweater. Are you hot? Yes. Do you have a fever? No. Wear a t-shirt. I keep my place at 20c.
My dad instantly knew when he and my mom came back from dinner. Ripped me a new one.
Wait. You got whup by a thermostat? Ask a ten year old for help figuring it out then.
Cacti with fuzzy spines. Compared to the ones with big pointy spikes, these are the real terrors.
It took like a week for all the tiny little spines to get worked out of my skin.
My cat would gently bite the clusters of spikes, then pull them off and drop them on the floor. They are not fun to pick from your feet.
Heart shaped leaves with fine hairs if your in a wetter part of Australia. Probably fine. Small chance they’ll make you wish you were never born. Wierdly enough we know that the fruit they produce are edible. Whoever found that out earned themselves an extra pair of balls I reckon.
Prickly pear. Fruits are edible but not a treat. You would either have to put on gloves and rub the infinitessimal spines off, or use a candle or something to burn them off. Either way, you'll miss a few.
Load More Replies...Living in a desert environment I've found duct tape to be my friend at getting most of those out.
We had a huge, spiky one in our backyard when my kid was little. Always told him to leave it alone. One day, he walked over and grabbed it. Turned around silently, and went running - down our street (it was a private dirt road no one drove down except for the 4 people who lived there). I chased and caught up with him 3 lots over. Took a good 30 minutes to pull all the spines out....but he never touched it again.
I fell in a bush of these when I lived in Texas... wearing shorts and a tank top... Ended up throwing those clothes away and sat there with a knife and tweezers for hours dealing with them.... NOT FUN
Never understood why anyone in their right mind would plant these things in their yards, nothing pretty about them
Gas station sushi. One impulsive night in college taught me that bathroom floors are cold and unwelcoming places for contemplation.
Except when you're in Japan. Every sushi everywhere in Japan is usually top quality and super fresh. People in Japan take their image and honor extremely important, so no one will sell you anything that they don't trust to be excellent quality.
Lol I mean you kind of have this coming if you made that decision. Like slapping a tiger and being shocked at the outcome 😆
Why would you even try gas station sushi? That seems like just asking for trouble. I won’t even buy grocery store sushi. And I love sushi
Thats because it is " fuly cooked". Went into 7-11 and sign said this
Load More Replies...Depends what it is. Pre-packaged stuff like chips, chocolate bars, or beef jerky are generally find. Stuff like sandwiches are generally hit or miss.
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Stray tom cats. I had one hand my butt to me. Had to get rabies shots and everything.
"If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember." --Sir Terry Pratchett
This picture is highly unlikely to be a tom cat, what with only a tiny percentage of tortoiseshell/ tortie and white cats being male -_-
I love cats. Had no cat in my first own appartment. Let a random cat in and it pissed on my sofa. Be nice to every cat, but outside.
Cats hate being manhandled, but sometimes it's necessary! Such as grooming my long haired cat, cause otherwise he gets poop on his tail and his entire "Backside". He's bit me ONCE, but it was my fault! Once he realizes there's no escape he usually settles down. If you need to give a cat a pill, I recommend getting a "Pill Shot Gun" it's LIFE CHANGING!
Put the pill in a tasty pill pocket. But not with capsules, they are too large.
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Bulls.
Don't f**k about with bulls. Even "relaxed" ones.
More than sharks & bears combined in the USA on average.
Load More Replies...General rule should be: do not mess with any animal that is stronger, faster or bigger than you in any capacity. Or small ones with the hability to attract a lot of them at you. Particularly the ones with pointy things at any end...
Or cats. They bite first and don't ask questions later. They only love you on their terms. 😂
Good soft can-opener. You may have a cookie.
Load More Replies...The scrawniest looking old range cow is the one that will do the most damage.
Or any animal, especially the males during their mating season, and the females with babies.
We had a bull, name of Billy. This bull would try to kill any bull calves that were born. We had a pond on our property and he would maneuver the calf into the pond to drown him. Didn't want any competition further on down the road. We had to sell Billy because of these behaviors. Ended up getting Jacob, a more docile bull.
Do not try to sit in some elderly person’s favourite seat. Do not try to change any table arrangements like placing the coffee pots differently than they have been used to for the last Thursday of every month for 20+ years. You will never hear the end of it for the rest of your sorry life. Just keep it as usual. Which can be hard if you’re new at your workplace.
Apparently a statue of Mary was moved in my grandmother's garden after a big family visit, and somehow it was my mother's fault it was on the other side of the garden. Years later my grandmother would still remind everyone again and again about how the statue was moved.
"Elderly" always means "at least 10 years older than me."
Load More Replies...I have a sneaking suspicion the OP places a coffee pot where it wasn't "supposed" to be located.
don´t sit it a elderly persons favorite seat? Depends how they react. If I was there first and they rudely order me to get up? Nah, they can go and pound sand for all I care. If they ask nicely I might move...
Mentally unstable people.
You think you're crazy? Try arguing, fighting, or self-defending against a mentally unstable person.
This is adding to the myth that mentally unstable == violent. They are the victins if violence more than perpatrators
oh I disagree. I am a fit horse trainer/cyclist and I was pushed over like I was a paper doll when I didn't have a quarter for a crazed homeless woman.
Load More Replies...Some folks are just a-holes, stability isn't their biggest problem. Stop demonizing mental health struggles.
And many mentally unstable people own guns in America. Don't even argue with someone in a parking lot over something trivial. It is probably not trivial to them and they may have a gun in the car.
Listen to the olds adages of the Elders: to men: "Do not stick it in crazy" and to everyone: "No, you WILL NOT fix him/her."
And again, don't be an idiot. Although, the worst I will do is not make you dinner. (I am mentally unstable with severe anxiety and depression.😞)
Lol, same. I won't hit you, but I will be more passive aggressive than you'd like. Watch out!
Load More Replies...Yeah, picking a fight with someone with social anxiety might make things veeery awkward 🤨
I was only trying to point out that mental instability doesn't necessarily mean "crazy psycho", as the post suggests, but much more likely a regular person with depression or anxiety. So, what's up with the downvotes?
Load More Replies... Trains. They have absolutely no opinion of you and even less regard.
I nearly witnessed the death of a half dozen people who f****d with a train.
In the town do the college I attended there was a train track that ran right thru downtown, and divided the bar scene. Well one night a train had decided to rest in the middle of downtown, and prevented drunk college kids from traveling to more bars to get more drunk. A bunch of people decided to cross underneath the parked train, and admittedly, I too was tempted.
While a group was crossing underneath the train suddenly lurched forward about 6ft. One guy hit his head was bleeding pretty good, but everyone else was unharmed. I thought I was about to witness people separated from 1/2 of their bodies.
Another time, as a kid, my buddy and I were putting pennys on railroad tracks to squish them. We decided to try it with a quarter, but when the train passed the quarter shot out and out a bullet-sized hole in the concrete structure behind us.
We just had an awful accident in Australia. Wind blew a double pram on to the tracks at a station. Dad jumped down and got one kid out, but the dad and other kid didn't make it in time before an express train was due. Heartbreaking.
That's the one I was referring to. So horrible. :(
Load More Replies...Never ever mess with trains. And don't go under, if you absolutely have to cross go OVER the bumpers though I strongly recommend waiting or finding a different crossing.
Don't go under and don't go over. Just don't go. I work for a Class I railroad in the US and even experienced railroaders get injured frequently. You'd be surprised to learn that workers in railyards occasionally get taken out by slow moving trains that come up behind them. With everything else going on they simply don't hear it. Railyard rule is only cross empty tracks perpendicular and do not go under/over a train unless you are the working on that train.
Load More Replies...Just recently two people were killed by a train in Sydney. A pram rolled off the platform and the dad jumped down to save his kid. Just like that. Gone.
And trucks. Lived in a college town and downtown was filled with bars such as in the story, drunk girl and friends wanted to go across the street to another bar. Traffic was heavy and they decided to go under a stopped truck. Truck didn't see them and when traffic went, truck went. Killed the drunk girl.
In a few places in the United States, trains regularly stop so they block neighborhood streets. As a result, children on their way to school have to: a) risk life and limb scrambling "under and over" (they shouldn't even think of doing that!), b) walk a long ways and be late for school, or c) have an adult drive them the long way around. People have complained about this, but the train companies don't appear to be listening. I made a couple petitions politely asking that train operators not stop their vehicles so they block streets, but those petitions vanished. Bummer.
Trains are never at fault in a collision, but too many pinheads fail to grasp this. A 747 weighs about 40 tons empty. The average freight train weighs 15,000-20,000 tons, forty to fifty times as much. Never expect a train to stop for you.
Love how the first few paragraphs make it sound like the train was a living creature... "the train has decided to rest" 😂
Just be cautious in general. My leg slipped through the gap between the train and station, and ended up with a nasty bruise and a dent in my shin (skin). Pain means Bread in French. At that moment I had a whole bakery.
Yeah, everytime you say "I will beat that train to [place]". You won't.
A kid in my hometown was hit and killed by a train because he wasn’t paying attention. Everything about the train tracks changed after that
Old people.
I saw a 65 year old on a cane Knock a 22 year old "fighter"...OUT. Not down...not over...and not use his cane.
Fighterboi was bullying a smaller teenager.
Crazy old man strength is real folks. Oldster may have trained but he still has the chops.
As an RN , I've taken care of many elderly patients particularly if they have dementia. They have the strength of 10 men!
My mom has what we call " the death grip". She will clamp her hands on and it is damb near impossible to pry her fingers off.
Load More Replies...Old people power is real. Have you ever seen a little old lady chase down a bus?
speaking of little old ladies, i remember last year we were on a field trip to a little village and our guide was like, "Okay, remember, stick to the sidewalk! avoid any cars and trucks, and especially the little old ladies in their motorbikes who can't wait to run you over."
Load More Replies...Boxing was popular some time ago. Still is, but once you've learned the techniques, you won't forget them. Old guys can often fight despite not being physically top fit.
I'm not so much a boxer myself, but I still remember some Taekwondo moves from my childhood, and Jiu-Jitsu moves from my teenage years. It's like that analogy of remembering to ride a bike.
Load More Replies..."I don't know. If I survived an old lady a$$ kicking, I think I'd brag about it." Toula, in My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
My father used to say "Don't mock me because I'm old. I was your age once, let's see if you get to mine."
As a homeowner that has had a long list of s**t to do for a very very long time.
I do not f**k around with plumbing or garage doors. No f*****g way. Nuh uh. Nope.
Plumbing I fück with but garage doors, I wish to be alive to eat dinner that night.
With garage doors it strongly depends on the style of the springs. Extension springs, no problem. Torsion springs are serious business though, I won't mess with those.
Load More Replies... Your workplace bosses.
It's very rare to have a boss that actually knows what he's doing, isn't insecure, and doesn't take his position as a place of power, so you'll most likely have bosses that are clueless, insecure and power hungry. Learn to respect their authority and do what you're told. If you're unsatisfied, leave.
If you confront your boss he'll make sure you regret it until the day you leave. It's not worth it.
Had a boss that was always on a daily power trip and started yelling at me over something I had no part of so I turned and walked away. His next words were, "I ought to write you up or better yet I ought to fire you", my response was, "I'll save you the trouble, I QUIT". He had the cajones to call me the next day and ask for the password to my computer driven machine which I somehow forgot overnight.............that's a $5000 service call for the manufacturer to send out a tech unless they wanted a $300,000 boat anchor.
I have respect for supervisors, managers, bosses, etc, but if there something that is wrong or toxic. You damn right I'm gonna say something. I didn't make it to 54 years old to be treated like s**t.
Extremely true. Some bosses see only part of what goes on and yet know the whole story. They're not interested in the whole story. They're interested in ammunition.
Or...as the boss has learned, sometimes when you wrestle a pig in the mud it occurs to you he likes it. When you see co-workers that refuse to do even the most perfunctory aspects of the job, and he says they are his best, the rage manifests itself in some unique ways.
Strangers. Flipped one off, he tracked me down and threatened to murder me.
I once thwacked a truck with my umbrella handle for almost running me over in a protected crosswalk. He tried to chase me. It was worth it.
Road raging pinheads can't beat concrete and steel. Stand behind something and force them to get out or drive away. I got chased once for SHAKING MY HEAD at a lousy driver (no yelling, no hand gestures, just turning my head left and right). The road rager chased me into a parking lot (I was riding a bicycle). He crashed into concrete, I left.
Load More Replies...I once corrected a flat earther on a Youtube video. I received threats to track me down and beat me up. I thought the flat earth thing was a satire. But apparently flat earthers can be really nuts.
Mountainous roads during or after a blizzard. I’ve seen a few people just die from turning corners too fast and hitting oncoming traffic. Bridges freeze and traffic backs up for hours. Seen plenty cars spinning out on black ice.
And roads after rain or in autumn. When I was young, my car slipped on wet leaves in a sharp turn. Strange feeling. Never forgot.
ANY road after the first snow. Countless cars go for a "ride" into the swamp every year on a curve coming into town. They forget you can't hit it at 35-40 MPH anymore. Came close myself a couple times, even at 25 (posted speed).
Also, if you slide off the road, you may be trapped in your car and have no idea where the helium-double-hockey-sticks you are - and your phone may not help you get your location, or help others locate you.
Recreational use of Benzodiazepines
Editing to provide context : I had a very rough 4 month patch in my early 20’s where I thought abusing xanax bars would be a better alternative than dealing with my life problems head on.
At the beginning I was taking 4-8mg a day just to sleep all day and avoid my problems/thoughts, by the final 4th month I was taking 16-24mg daily just to blackout and sleep all day. I remember nothing other than waking up & eating small meals + more xanax bars to fall back asleep every day, lost about 35 pounds during this period & had VERY intense withdrawals when I stopped cold turkey.
I still have rebound anxiety & body tremors 7 years later, I do not trust myself with benzodiazepines to this day & prefer to use beta blockers to help with the rebound anxiety nowadays.
I have benozdiazepines and opioids for chronic insomnia and severe restless legs syndrome. I only take them when I absolutely have to, don't want to add an addiction on top of my sleeping problems.
i do not pretend to know what you need but just to know hypnosis worked really great on me, no more restless legs at night
Load More Replies...It's devastating that something that can be so helpful in someone's life can also create a whole list of problems once it's not needed. It's the same for opiates. Over prescribing to someone who trusts their dr to take care of them has led too many people into addiction.
And it will just keep happening with new medications being pumped out constantly. At least we learned from the sacklera to not trust sales reps for the company, and definitely not what the pharmaceutical companies say. Oxyconton was marketed as basically non-addictive plus all the obvious positive side effects like euphoria and general happiness. Until you need more, and more, and mo... It's similar to the synthetic over the counter "supplements", change a molecule, name it something different, and set laws no longer apply to that specifically
Load More Replies...Alprazolam makes me feel like how I imagine normal people feel all the time.
You can't go cold turkey on benzos. Leaving them progressively is essential to not have issues down the road. And l absolutely advocate for using benzos, but only on rare occasions (flying, anything that's really traumatic..) they're too good otherwise.
Wow! I've definitely heard benzos are hellacious to get off, especially when you've been taking such a large dose. I once to9k Ativan/ generic Lorazepam, for a couple mints that would have stressed out a normal person. I have 2 -3 anxiety disorders. I wad tak8ng only..25 mg to .5m
....oops. ...mg for maybe 3-4 months, about 4 times a week. I5 we amazing being able to sleep, but I didn't want a terrible time going off them later. I switchedmto buspirone which helps but not like benzo. I also take a couple other meds to help. The best non benzo I've useful, especially when having a bad anxiety attack - hydroxyzine. Technically an antihistamine, but it really hel0s whennits bad. Severe anxiety sucks
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Significant others or friends who only seem to kind of like you.
Don't f**k with others food. Stealing their food off their plate can result in getting stabbed with a fork (my brother learned this the hard way) and messing with their food like adding stuff that typically wasn't meant to be in it could result in time in a federal prison (a cousin did time for adding peanut powder to a person's meal as a joke only they were allergic to peanuts).
I am a sharing person. If you ask, you probably may get some of my food but if you just take, I will be angry and lose respect for you
me too! Ask me if you want some of my fries, dammit. also you have fries, what da fuq man?—me when my friend attempts theft off my plate
Load More Replies...That cousin definitely knew about the peanut allergy! They could have used anything else like a hot chilli pepper! There's too many ingredients that can be used to spike food, peanut powder would do absolutely nothing for a non allergic person. They deserved to do time for that.
Cousin deserved it, it's not as if it as his own food that was being stolen. He tampered with someone else's food.
And he must have known about the peanut allergy. There would be no other reason to add peanut powder “as a prank.”
Load More Replies... Sleeping Black Snakes: I was out mountain biking early one spring morning, and this enormous (in my memory it was 8 feet long and big around as a beer can) black snake was lying across the trail in a patch of sunlight. Being the savvy and experienced outdoorsman that I am, I knew he had probably just woken up, and was still sleepy.
So I picked up a long stick and gently nudged his tail to encourage him to move aside. He was not sleepy, no, not even a little bit; he whipped his massive and toothy head around so fast I never even saw him move. One second he was lying there, the next he was hissing in my face.
The only reason he didn't tear me up is his tail was so far away from his head that I was still out of reach after he reacted. I slowly walked away backwards, and he didn't pursue me. I took another trail and left him to reign over his place in the sun.
When my brother and I were very young, we were playing outside while Mom made dinner. She kept an eye on us through the kitchen window. She saw a snake crawling past, and rushed out, brandishing the carving knife, and sliced its head off. Dad laughed at her, as it was a garter snake, but Mom didn't know one from another. All she knew was that a snake was between her and her babies.
The snake was probably no more than 3 feet, 4 at most, and no wider than an inch. It was also never a threat. I've collectes snakes, including venomous ones.
He didn't say it was literally huge, he said 'in my memory' as in his startled mind. Another thing: some snakes are very good at getting out of cages.
Load More Replies...The taxman..
You pay taxes on money you earn, taxed on money you spend and taxed on things you own that you already paid taxes on with your already taxed money.
Not if you are a billionaire. Republicans are watching out for you in that case.
Load More Replies...As a former IRS employee, I can offer a golden piece of advice. "Never insult the auditor's intelligence." We have seen and heard just about everything and are usually quite laid back, but never ever do that.
If you have a business that takes in cash, it is possible to cheat the tax man and get away with it, just don't get too greedy.
A business that needs to cheat to avoid paying taxes doesn't understand the tax code.
Load More Replies... My little cousin Peyton (not his real name), age 12 next month. More like a nephew, really. Middle of three boys. The quiet one. The one with the deadpan sense of humor. Never mess with the quiet one.
Example: His older brother's friend decided to "borrow" Peyton's video game system and take it back to his house. The kid in question is two years older, at least a foot taller, and probably 20-30 pounds heavier than Peyton. When Peyton found out, he rode his bike over to the kid's house and, without a word, beat the ever loving s**t out of him and then took his game system back.
The line in the family is, "Peyton is not to be f****d with." Lol.
My older brother Ron would come home from school looking as neat and tidy as when he left that morning. My mother would get hysterical phone calls about how Ron beat the snot out of someone's poor son. Ron always said that "I don't start fights I just finish them".
Strep throat. Got it ten years ago and thought it was just part of a cold that would go away in a few days. It ruptured my appendix.
I’m severely immunocompromised and just got it four weeks ago. Couldn’t swallow or breathe without crying in pain so I got antibiotics but still felt scratchy for the next week so I figured it was just damage and needed repairing. Went back this week after once again couldn’t swallow or do anything without crying. It didn’t go away the first time and came back with a vengeance.
I’ve had strep for a month now and I can’t take my life saving meds because of antibiotics and am hoping this doesn’t turn to scarlet fever, rheumatic fever, or toxic shock syndrome. Because that’s a thing too.
I would have thought if you are immunocompromised you wouldn't mess with any infection at all
Agreed but I think it's 2 different people sharing about strep. The first is the appendix person that happened 10 years ago and the second one currently has it which is a concern as they're immuno compromised?
Load More Replies...Most of this "sore" throats are caused by viruses so antibiotics are useless. I don't want to say you where wrong, but bacterial infections are not that common and if so it's mostly a specific type of streptococcus (beta-haemolyzing streptococcus type b). Not nice to have that kind...
I know this very post cautions against medical advice from non-medical personnel, however...My mother recounted a terrible case of strep throat she had as a child. Some time in the 1930's, no trips to the Dr. Neighbor "painted" her throat with a mix of iodine and glycerin. The Glycerin is just a binder, the iodine kills the strep on contact, immediate relief. I looked up iodine toxicity and it takes quite a lot over time. In my life I changed it to mixing a few drops of iodine with throat spray. Still take your antibiotics, but this works!
Cops.
Why would you mess with cops? Either they are bad eggs and you're in trouble or they are nice and then you have no reason to mess with them.
You have every reason to be polite and pleasant to cops. They don't get that very often, and the novelty alone will probably make them better disposed towards you.
If you're nice to them they will treat you the same, if you look at you tube videos and see the way people behave like hooligans when they are in the wrong especially you would understand how hard cops jobs are ...
Politeness matters. Also, make sure your paperwork is in order. License, registration, proof of insurance . Don't drink and drive. Don't take drogues and drive. Don't transport drogues. Follow all road rules. You will be ok. I have seen dozens of youtube videos in which people turn a simple traffic stop into a felony arrest.
As any defense lawyer will tell you, say as little to a policeman as possible.
I don't understand people who mouth off or don't do what the cop tells them to do. Maybe the cops an a$$hole and had no right to stop you. Are you willing to give your life to win that point?
don't put myself in a position where paths cross,if they do you only get out what you put in ....and always remember their "gang" is far greater than yours and they have the law on backup... that doesn't mean to not exercise your civil rights,do so in a calm and respectful manner
The Wu Tang Clan.
Hydraulics. They look innocent and easy to deal with. That stuff’s ready to cut bits of you off if you don’t know what you are doing. Are you trained and / or time served to be messing with hydraulic hoses and connectors? No? We’ll step away y’fool. Same goes for pressure vessels.
Bison. They may look docile and cute, but get too close to one and you'll find out how good your health insurance is at covering an ER visit. That is, if you're lucky.
If you're celebrating your birthday or whatever else in a bar or restaurant, please do not bring balloons. Especially if the establishment is frequented by military veterans.
An ad for 24 hour full coverage foundation popped up on this list and I legit thought it was a deadly issue I’d never heard of 😂
Don't take on Busses or Semi's. Dumb drivers in my tourist town don't think about the fact big vehicles can't stop fast. The crashes are never pretty, and I've seen a LOT of crashes.
Guns, I love guns ,but they will kill you before you know what happens, always assume they are loaded and never point them at anyone unless your life is in danger.
Hydraulics. They look innocent and easy to deal with. That stuff’s ready to cut bits of you off if you don’t know what you are doing. Are you trained and / or time served to be messing with hydraulic hoses and connectors? No? We’ll step away y’fool. Same goes for pressure vessels.
Bison. They may look docile and cute, but get too close to one and you'll find out how good your health insurance is at covering an ER visit. That is, if you're lucky.
If you're celebrating your birthday or whatever else in a bar or restaurant, please do not bring balloons. Especially if the establishment is frequented by military veterans.
An ad for 24 hour full coverage foundation popped up on this list and I legit thought it was a deadly issue I’d never heard of 😂
Don't take on Busses or Semi's. Dumb drivers in my tourist town don't think about the fact big vehicles can't stop fast. The crashes are never pretty, and I've seen a LOT of crashes.
Guns, I love guns ,but they will kill you before you know what happens, always assume they are loaded and never point them at anyone unless your life is in danger.
